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I have a daddy who will force me to suck his dogs cock while he fucks me next week, ask me anything
I'm a swagger man
Rolling in my swagger van
From the People's Republic Of Swagistan
so are we gay or what
>>703066698
Do you like it?
well fine
i'll post some sergal cock
Katia, your thread is dead.
>>703068962
>>703069056
I don't know this name.
>>703069116
i like sergals
>>703069424
I do not.
>>703069487
>Shit opinions
>>703069487
i'm still going to post
>>703069642
I did not say to stop.
They just aren't my thing.
>coffeesatan
Fucking finns.
How exciting.
You're still not talking to me right
I just don't like talking to you because you tend to be a bit of an abrasive cunt about literally everything.
Don't do that and I guess we can chat.
>>703070846
Maybe all you deserve is abrasive rhetoric because you're a cunt?
I've increasingly realized that most of my RL friends are dickheads to each other semi-constantly. It might be a thing where I'm from. East coast city-dwellers are assholes.
Wrong place to ask but.
I want to start making 3d furry pron. Which species is easier to create? I think i should start with mlp, then maybe dragons
It's whatever. After coming back to the chans after a 4 month leave I've kind of chilled out enough to not really care anymore.
tfw I can only leave for a week or two at a time before being pulled back, and in the time I'm gone I just take up even shittier habits
>>703071133
>I think I should start with mlp
get out
Ranked is a joke sometimes.
I think taking a break and living with George and them helped me disconnect from the people here in a way I don't feel personally insulted when you guys act like wags.
It has been refreshing.
>>703071485
Did you guys, orgy?
I mean yeah the general douchebaggery is more or less a directionless force of nature, it just takes on direction (and the illusion of intent) when something mockable enters the periphery.
gay stuff
You guys are just hard to talk to because you are so crass.
It's why I prefer the other board anymore.
Anime posters were always girly hugbox wimps. The cruelty makes us stronger, squishles.
I simply have more friends there.
It is relaxing because it's their drama. Not mine.
I prefer to take things personally. If it wasn't personal, why don't I get sex?
You have drama here? I thought we just made fun of your gaffes.
>>703072275
Nibbles man you gotta get off this shit that is not the problem in every situation
post guilty pleasure songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGDhHxgY6uo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw
someone stop me
Now and then I would.
At this point I'd like to think I'm just a passerby with no real stock in this pit.
i think we can agree my song is superior
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-UtzP1u1g
Naw dude Kesha is the voice of a generation.
I'm not denying that Kesha's great. I'm just saying MIA is better, plus the video is a lot more fun to watch.
I wouldn't know right now I'm in class and decidedly not listening to music
but kesha's the best so you're wrong and eat my butt
>>703072460
What "shit"?
Anyway I'm going to go play ranked in OW 'till work.
Out.
>>703073177
>Yadda yadda yadda why can't I get laid
Here, I'll write out the lyrics for you so you don't feel left out.
Lalalala lalala lalala ram pamapamapampam papamapama nofocuslosticoncentrateandnowyougotitwrong go off on em lalalala lalala lalala lalalalala lalala lalala
>>703073258
Ill never get laid.
>>703073321
Not even gonna argue about this anymore. Stop dwelling on it.
>>703073316
Oh god I giggled this is not ok demos I'm IN CLASS
you did this to yourself subby
at least watch the video with sound off. it's just a ton of desert dirt exploding.
Ooo is kebab being removed?
kebab is being ANNIHILATED
>>703073407
It is the only thing I think about.
this is kinda sick tbh it's like an RL frag video
>>703073653
christ you're boring
>>703073784
Yes because i'm just supposed to accept that everyone gets sex but me like a good little pet.
>>703073922
Oh for god's sake.
to be honest the video makes the song a lot better than it actually is.
also
>subby
>pet
>>>good pet
>I'll only fuck virgins
>Why can't I get laid
Just saying.
I mean I can't hear the song but as long as kebab is being removed
The sexual revolution ruined sex. There are no more virgins so any chance of sex is gone for me.
when will you hear the song
i can't WAIT THIS LONG
>>703074256
>There are no more virgins
go the fuck to church you autist
I have class for another 20 minutes
and then I won't be on my computer anymore so
>>703074256
i know there are at least 72 you can get easily
*salil al sawarim plays in the background*
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sorry demos I don't mean to hurt you this way baby
Yeah, fuck ranked.
Just going to post.
>>703074281
I don't like religion.
>inb4 *fedora's internally*, *Unzips fedora*, *Intense fedora action*
the pain just reminds me that my cold, cold heart is still beating
Just get a hook up app.
Most people on it are loveless virgins as well.
hello again squishles
>>703074574
you all know full well I don't believe in god
I'm just saying, that's where the fucking virgins are
Sup, Subby?
>>703074515
i feel like ranked is where you go if you want to either get mad or get bored of a game
>>703074638
I've looked at dating sites, people are two categories (Ugly/Not a Virgin).
>>703074658
Those people wont want me.
class is probably over now
yup it totally is BYE~
>>703074761
I'm just grinding for purple money to get the gold skin for Zenyatta.
I don't care about my actual rank.
>>703074779
Guess you're fucked then.
Or not fucked.
Nyuk nyuk.
>>703074986
It's whatever, if people wanna be like that then fucking fine.
>>703075150
In this instance you are the one "being like that".
Kek, i wanted to spam this thread with spiderman pics, but i see that those avatar fags are already doing a great job spamming.
What a bunch of zoophile faggots.
>>703068033
I will know next week, he will dominate me
>>703075250
I cant magically "Unvirgin".
>>703075552
You put odd standards on sex and drive most everyone who shows you any form of affection away.
I don't see how you are missing the problem here.
>>703075685
>You put odd standards on sex
Sex is essential for being human, past a certain age you cant get it anymore and something is wrong with you.
>drive most everyone who shows you any form of affection away
Sorry I can identify sarcasm
>>703075552
THE MOST STUPID SHIT IVE READ TODAY IM TRYING TO SCROLL /b/ AND ALL I KEEP SEEING IS YOUR PATHETIC BETA ASS WHINING THAT YOURE A VIRGIN WHICH IS PARTIALLY BECAUSE WOMEN ARENT INTO DUDES THAT JERK IT TO ANIMALS AND ALSO BECAUSE I ASSUME YOU OPEN UP EVERY WITH "but I'm a virgin tho" FUCK OFF AND GET A GODDAMNED HOOKER
>but they're ugly
NIGGER YOURE POSTING PICTURES OF HORSES WITH HUMAN BODIES YOU STUPID UNREALISTIC FUCK I HOPE YOU DEEPTHROAT A GOD DAMNED MACHETE
>>703075928
this made my day
>>703075899
No it isn't.
Don't be a dingle donk. And age is hardly relevant. Hefner is getting laid well into old age.
Not to mention a multimilion dollar industry that is NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT.
Besides. If you can't get it now I doubt you should worry about age.
>>703075928
This
>>703076196
>No it isn't
Opinion invalidated.
>>703076439
>People can't have sex after X age
>People have sex well into old age
>Opinion
Don't be retarded.
>>703075928
Thought this was copypasta
Go away newfag normie.
>>703076575
Hefner isnt having sex, hes trying to do things he remembers from his youth.
>>703076762
>Silver daddy vids on Pornhub
>Old age = no sex
You can't be this dense.
>>703073922
you're so fucking boring and stupid that the only way you can get people to pay attention to you is to start moaning about being a virgin completely unprovoked. then you just prolong the conversations by making up arbitrary obstacles when people try to comfort or reason with you.
>>703076880
That's not sex, that like a watered down mutual masturbation.
>>703076935
The sex ill never have has fully taken over my life. Feel relieved your young life will never experience this.
>>703077062
Yeah, either way good luck with your sex hunt.
>>703077194
kys you boring cunt
>>703077269
This is the sarcasm I was telling you about.
>>703077338
Nah
>>703077369
I was. You are so good at this.
>>703076701
Hi there mr.hands..I hope your face catches on fire and somebody puts it out with a hatchet
