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I have a daddy who will force me to suck his dogs cock while he fucks me next week, ask me anything
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I'm a swagger man
Rolling in my swagger van
From the People's Republic Of Swagistan
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so are we gay or what
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>>703066698
Do you like it?
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well fine
i'll post some sergal cock
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Katia, your thread is dead.
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>>703069056
I don't know this name.
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>>703069116
i like sergals
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>>703069424
I do not.
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>>703069487
>Shit opinions
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>>703069487
i'm still going to post
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>>703069642
I did not say to stop.
They just aren't my thing.
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>coffeesatan
Fucking finns.
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How exciting.
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You're still not talking to me right
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I just don't like talking to you because you tend to be a bit of an abrasive cunt about literally everything.
Don't do that and I guess we can chat.
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>>703070846
Maybe all you deserve is abrasive rhetoric because you're a cunt?
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I've increasingly realized that most of my RL friends are dickheads to each other semi-constantly. It might be a thing where I'm from. East coast city-dwellers are assholes.
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Wrong place to ask but.
I want to start making 3d furry pron. Which species is easier to create? I think i should start with mlp, then maybe dragons
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It's whatever. After coming back to the chans after a 4 month leave I've kind of chilled out enough to not really care anymore.
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tfw I can only leave for a week or two at a time before being pulled back, and in the time I'm gone I just take up even shittier habits

>>703071133
>I think I should start with mlp
get out
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Ranked is a joke sometimes.
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I think taking a break and living with George and them helped me disconnect from the people here in a way I don't feel personally insulted when you guys act like wags.

It has been refreshing.
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>>703071485
Did you guys, orgy?
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I mean yeah the general douchebaggery is more or less a directionless force of nature, it just takes on direction (and the illusion of intent) when something mockable enters the periphery.
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gay stuff
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You guys are just hard to talk to because you are so crass.
It's why I prefer the other board anymore.
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Anime posters were always girly hugbox wimps. The cruelty makes us stronger, squishles.
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I simply have more friends there.
It is relaxing because it's their drama. Not mine.
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I prefer to take things personally. If it wasn't personal, why don't I get sex?
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You have drama here? I thought we just made fun of your gaffes.

>>703072275
Nibbles man you gotta get off this shit that is not the problem in every situation
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post guilty pleasure songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGDhHxgY6uo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw

someone stop me
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Now and then I would.

At this point I'd like to think I'm just a passerby with no real stock in this pit.
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i think we can agree my song is superior
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt-UtzP1u1g
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Naw dude Kesha is the voice of a generation.
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I'm not denying that Kesha's great. I'm just saying MIA is better, plus the video is a lot more fun to watch.
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I wouldn't know right now I'm in class and decidedly not listening to music

but kesha's the best so you're wrong and eat my butt
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>>703072460
What "shit"?
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Anyway I'm going to go play ranked in OW 'till work.

Out.
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>>703073177
>Yadda yadda yadda why can't I get laid
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Here, I'll write out the lyrics for you so you don't feel left out.
Lalalala lalala lalala ram pamapamapampam papamapama nofocuslosticoncentrateandnowyougotitwrong go off on em lalalala lalala lalala lalalalala lalala lalala
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>>703073258
Ill never get laid.
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>>703073321
Not even gonna argue about this anymore. Stop dwelling on it.

>>703073316
Oh god I giggled this is not ok demos I'm IN CLASS
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you did this to yourself subby
at least watch the video with sound off. it's just a ton of desert dirt exploding.
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Ooo is kebab being removed?
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kebab is being ANNIHILATED
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>>703073407
It is the only thing I think about.
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this is kinda sick tbh it's like an RL frag video

>>703073653
christ you're boring
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>>703073784
Yes because i'm just supposed to accept that everyone gets sex but me like a good little pet.
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>>703073922
Oh for god's sake.
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to be honest the video makes the song a lot better than it actually is.

also
>subby
>pet
>>>good pet
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>I'll only fuck virgins
>Why can't I get laid

Just saying.
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I mean I can't hear the song but as long as kebab is being removed
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The sexual revolution ruined sex. There are no more virgins so any chance of sex is gone for me.
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when will you hear the song
i can't WAIT THIS LONG
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>>703074256
>There are no more virgins
go the fuck to church you autist
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I have class for another 20 minutes

and then I won't be on my computer anymore so
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>>703074256
i know there are at least 72 you can get easily
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*salil al sawarim plays in the background*
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sorry demos I don't mean to hurt you this way baby
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Yeah, fuck ranked.
Just going to post.
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>>703074281
I don't like religion.
>inb4 *fedora's internally*, *Unzips fedora*, *Intense fedora action*
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the pain just reminds me that my cold, cold heart is still beating
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Just get a hook up app.
Most people on it are loveless virgins as well.
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hello again squishles

>>703074574
you all know full well I don't believe in god

I'm just saying, that's where the fucking virgins are
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Sup, Subby?
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>>703074515
i feel like ranked is where you go if you want to either get mad or get bored of a game
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>>703074638
I've looked at dating sites, people are two categories (Ugly/Not a Virgin).

>>703074658
Those people wont want me.
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class is probably over now

yup it totally is BYE~
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>>703074761
I'm just grinding for purple money to get the gold skin for Zenyatta.
I don't care about my actual rank.
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>>703074779
Guess you're fucked then.
Or not fucked.

Nyuk nyuk.
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>>703074986
It's whatever, if people wanna be like that then fucking fine.
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>>703075150
In this instance you are the one "being like that".
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Kek, i wanted to spam this thread with spiderman pics, but i see that those avatar fags are already doing a great job spamming.
What a bunch of zoophile faggots.
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>>703068033
I will know next week, he will dominate me
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>>703075250
I cant magically "Unvirgin".
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>>703075552
You put odd standards on sex and drive most everyone who shows you any form of affection away.
I don't see how you are missing the problem here.
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>>703075685
>You put odd standards on sex
Sex is essential for being human, past a certain age you cant get it anymore and something is wrong with you.

>drive most everyone who shows you any form of affection away
Sorry I can identify sarcasm
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>>703075552
THE MOST STUPID SHIT IVE READ TODAY IM TRYING TO SCROLL /b/ AND ALL I KEEP SEEING IS YOUR PATHETIC BETA ASS WHINING THAT YOURE A VIRGIN WHICH IS PARTIALLY BECAUSE WOMEN ARENT INTO DUDES THAT JERK IT TO ANIMALS AND ALSO BECAUSE I ASSUME YOU OPEN UP EVERY WITH "but I'm a virgin tho" FUCK OFF AND GET A GODDAMNED HOOKER
>but they're ugly
NIGGER YOURE POSTING PICTURES OF HORSES WITH HUMAN BODIES YOU STUPID UNREALISTIC FUCK I HOPE YOU DEEPTHROAT A GOD DAMNED MACHETE
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>>703075928
this made my day
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>>703075899
No it isn't.
Don't be a dingle donk. And age is hardly relevant. Hefner is getting laid well into old age.
Not to mention a multimilion dollar industry that is NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT.

Besides. If you can't get it now I doubt you should worry about age.
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>>703075928
This
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>>703076196
>No it isn't
Opinion invalidated.
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>>703076439
>People can't have sex after X age
>People have sex well into old age
>Opinion

Don't be retarded.
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>>703075928
Thought this was copypasta
Go away newfag normie.
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>>703076575
Hefner isnt having sex, hes trying to do things he remembers from his youth.
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>>703076762
>Silver daddy vids on Pornhub
>Old age = no sex

You can't be this dense.
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>>703073922
you're so fucking boring and stupid that the only way you can get people to pay attention to you is to start moaning about being a virgin completely unprovoked. then you just prolong the conversations by making up arbitrary obstacles when people try to comfort or reason with you.
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>>703076880
That's not sex, that like a watered down mutual masturbation.
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>>703076935
The sex ill never have has fully taken over my life. Feel relieved your young life will never experience this.
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>>703077062
Yeah, either way good luck with your sex hunt.
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>>703077194
kys you boring cunt
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>>703077269
This is the sarcasm I was telling you about.
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>>703077338
Nah
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>>703077369
I was. You are so good at this.
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>>703076701
Hi there mr.hands..I hope your face catches on fire and somebody puts it out with a hatchet
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