YLYL God-Tier Edition
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL God-Tier Edition
>>703065372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ
>>703065701
>filename
>>703065968
Baaahahahaha! xDDD ;)))) :DDDDDDD :-----D
>>703065968
Most overrated comedIan since carlin
>>703066501
i hope this kid broke her neck
>>703066501
Did she died?
This made me sad.
>>703066562
don't hate the kid for being a full retard, that's how kids are. hate the parents for for being retards and still getting children.
>>703066562
>i hope this kid broke her neck
What is wrong with you?
>>703066862
I really really really like this image
>>703066862
I can see why he said that
Id care about a cat more than some random kid beating it
>>703066981
>>703065752
Damn whaddya know, a nigger with hands.
>>703065372
>>703065752
Can't tell if hia head actually broke that cement though.
>>703065752
P sure that's at my old high school
>>703067089
Are you retarded?
>>703067081
>filename
>>703066711
yeah let's dox that bitch
>>703067201
It could've easily been there before faggot
>>703067302
you are retarded if you think the impact of his head would cause that.
>>70306695
can anyone tell me what the number for #5 is?
>>703066732
retard
>>703066958
faggot number 6 is trap lol.
>>703066501
The average feminist.
>>703067311
>>703067430
Get out
>>703067495
that guy show signs of a severe depression and has probably killed himself already
>>703067111
nice pic
>>703067111
nice trips
>>703067593
JHAJAJAJAAJAHAHAHAHAHHA IS THIS FUCKING REEL? thats fucking inbred as fuck no wonder the UK inhabitated the country y ears ago lmfao
>>703067111
>saves the thumbnail
>dem trips
>>703067081
You stole that from the thread yesterday. Well done sir.
>>703067593
I literally can't breathe.
>>703067484
>ifunny
I should hate you, but I cant
>>703067081
Idiots
Out
Wandering
Around
>>703066562
me 2 remove that shit from gene pool
>>703067593
I thought it was a joke...
Holy shit India. So much for traveling to that cesspool next summer..
>>703066146
Are you a lamb?
>>703067060
>>703068911
Nope. Real as fuck my man kek. That entire place needs to be nuked
>>703068215
>>703066958
>
>>703066958
Nigga. Thats a colorblindness test. Are you retarded?
>>703068193
Kek was just about to say that. This faggot stealing anons 10/10 reply yesterday. I wonder if anyone capped that thread. Were you here for the kik loyalty saga last night?
>>703069661
What do you mean by this?
>>703065372
>>703069928
Why is spongegar so funny? I literally laugh on every single one of them
>>703066501
later, she gonna duckface snap bitch
she's no good anything like other female
>>703070150
What?
>>703065752
need this with sound
>>703067311
>can play cricket
lost
>>703069661
Who is she?
>>703067089
...are you serious?
>>703068911
there are designated shitting streets..
kill all niggers (sandniggers, spics, jews etc.), kill all race traitor whores of every gender, kill all performers and producers of interracial porn, kill all reptilians etc.
here's a classic
>>703067089
i'm not a physicist or a cementologist, but i'm going to guess....maybe?
>>703070984
lets talk about that 9gag watermark
>>703070576
Got me too....
>>703071185
dgfhf
>>703071101
I feel bad for the guy. Dude just wanted to watch some porn and rub one out, then his wife gets a stick in her ass and lets the entire country know that there was porn on her tv.
>>703066958
Well it got that I'm gay so that part is true
>>703069661
Source?
>>703071192
Sementologist more likey
>>703067011
I you look at the first panel without the human. It looks like the demon is about to eat ass from behind.
>>703071096
I see what you did there
>>703066824
>for for being retards and still getting children
>>703072012
God dammit that reminds me of something I saw a while ago.
So this couple had been having sex as couples do, they did it for years blah blah. Well one day the wife goes to the doctor because she's having some bladder issues. Turns out her husband had been fucking her in the wrong hole for like 20 years, she ended up with a urinary tract infection or some shit.
>>703071630
He looks fairly old, doubt he can keep it up
>>703068193
I prefer to think of it as "preserving" it.
>>703069820
Fuck. Goodnight
>>703067484
look at this duuude
>>703071985
>>703068911
Oh, just what we need, a lower mortality rate in India.
>>703067060
Thanks for reminding me to read Fist of the North Star
>>703066562
Agreed
>>703065701
*triggered*
>>703070861
Fuck off newfaggerino
>>703073338
>>703071192
>>703071700
Kekd and chekt my man
>>703073352
Guy got ass raped
>>703072223
Off by one and what do you mean? What'd he do?
>>703071185
trgss
>>703066917
this got me so bad
>>703065701
>>703072325
It wasn't 20 years, it was her entire life. They had been together forever and that dude was the only guy she ever fucked. He had been banging her in the pee hole the whooooooollllllle time. God damn I physically cringe just thinking about it
>>703068193
>>703072583
Nigga it's 1 pm
>>703067593
They are a race of fucking disgusting people
>>703073059
???
>>703073795
>>703073949
Nigger time depends on your location
>>703066958
kekd, it's priceless
>>703074009
Not to mention how much they've fucked up the ozone layer by worshipping fucking cows
>>703073477
calling me a newfag because you are literally fucking retarded?
>>703074069
kek
>>703074074
>implying time is real
>>703069661
Huh....?
>>703067081
What the fuck is funny about this filename.
>>703074172
>Doesn't deny being a newfag
Kek. Gtfo
>>703065968
> Hurr durr Bill Hicks says stuff everyone thinks but I'm so fucking stupid I feel like I have some special affinity with his shit tier comedy
>>703067311
Both still shit in fields though...
>>703066562
>>703066824
>>703067019
>>703068794
It's a kid you fucking autists. I know you people generally are incapable of understanding things such as mental development but you probably did something similar when you were a kid, like purposely stamped on an ant or kicked a pigeon.
It's not shitty parenting, it's a kid being a kid
Shitty parenting if your mom's and dads vaccinating you when they knew damn well it would give you autism.
>>703074416
name a few comedians you like please.
not discounting what you said about bill hicks but id love to know who you think is god tier.
>>703067081
I don't know why, but fat Asian kids make me so, so, so angry
>>703074416
He didn't do his shit for comedic reasons, he did it to spread awareness. I believe. He wasn't trying to be smarter than other people, just trying to make people think- and he could make a living off that instead of other shit that wasn't as corruptive.. so good on him.
>>703074356
R2D2 - Type 2 diabeetus
>>703074069
>>703067128
i don't get it. like, gothy characters?
>>703074905
>This is what anti-vaccers believe
>>703074905
That last part just killed any credibility
Other thread hit bump limit.
So I'll post this funny maymay here.
Enjoy:)
>>703074835
no, indians have designated shitting streets
>>703071185
>>703074069
gold
>>703075517
Who cares.
Turkish.... might as well put dirtapes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdTrDQ4-HMQ
You all lost
>>703065372
My girlfriend almost dumped me because I relogged this picture.
>>703071185
fuck
you
>>703065797
Lmfao
>>703075825
But it wouldn't be funny if the kid were white, baka.
>>703065701
the fuck is wrong with the US?
ruussian should nuke them already.
>>703065701
FUCKING LOST BECAUSE OF FILENAME
>>703075894
trash
>>703075894
fuckin lost
>>703075449
For real its already been proven that vaccines don't cause autism
>>703075020
Stewart Lee
>>703071185
>
good
>>703073581
Tim and Eric has never been funny
>>703075170
> Trying to make really stupid people think about stuff they would have already thought about it they weren't really stupid
Fair enough I guess
>>703067661
Every fucking time....
>>703067081
>RATS DAT? YOU RANT RAN TAN SURRP?
>I'M ON MY RAY!
>BEEP BEEP DERIVERY!
>>703073949
>>703075517
I don't even understand.
Like all day, the kid is fucking sitting on his ass and getting slapped with a stick?
I mean when I was a kid, I was just playing with toys and shit.
>>703076363
Ony old grannies find that gay faggot funny
>>703067034
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is
>>703067466
>>703072206
Le edgy kid tat
>>703071649
he bites the bait
>>703066732
/tv/ is my home board and that actually is my iq
>>703065372
>>703076669
Kek, that's just like the best of Achmeds play house.
She's even wrestling with that kid in pt 2.
>>703072206
that's a goose you moron.
>>703076669
I agree. That kid is weird, really.
>>703072238
Kid kicks cat, cat fights back, retard blames parents
>>703074356
Jesus christ........
>>703074069
OMFG that's a real website. This photo testimony cracked me up
>>703066824
>>703074905
well, if the kid is taught to be a retard, it will become a retard.
on the vid you can already see a fine tard specimen, that will not become a clever/well-behaving human being.
so fuck off.
>>703066319
So fucking true. Bill hicks blows
>>703077022
check the facebook page.
fb/ Christian-Mothers-Against-Masturbation-1560660604170522/?fref=ts
>>703067104
Almost died laughing at this what's wrong with me
>>703077219
The longer you stare, the funnier it gets.
>>703067619
You got all that from a picture of a guy holding a rocket launcher?
>>703066958
> 25
> 29
> 45
> 56
> 13
> 8
I don't get it
>>703072747
wtf rainbow pigeon???
>>703067593
Poo patrol
>>703073795
that shit's actually true (appart from the self rape part)
masturbating uses testosterone and having low testosterone fucks many things up in your body and mind
>>703074835
I've got bad news for you:
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-ant-toilet-poop-biology-20150218-story.html
>>703066958
they're all the same fucker
>>703071185
...
>>703065612
Kek
>>703071185
ugh
>>703075020
Bill Burr
>>703077854
>>703076526
kek, I know right
>>703077474
hahahahaha
>>703074905
You had me until the 'vaccination causes autism" shit.
>>703076755
Dubs of fucking truth
>>703065372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxbvpV9-g0k
>>703076095
Niggers aren't free society ends up paying...
>>703077969
fair enough.
>>703078332
shut up dickhead. we're all slaves to our desires and necessity for food and shelter.
>>703075460
PERSONNEL
>>703070984
>>703078480
Quiet Mr. Jefferson
>>703077691
Jesus fuck thats a astonishingly retarded statement well done
>>703078510
>>703078592
"thats ignorant, youre being ignorant"
>>703065701
It wasn't fucking rape, it was two drunks being drunks.
Anything that happens after you are drunk is your fault.
Don't fucking drink if you don't want to be raped.
>Was anyone physically hurt?
No, then move on.
Emotional pain is only real for animals who shouldn't even be considered human.
>>703078764
bill cosby did nothing wrong
>>703071185
sdgagfsdaaas
>>703078510
>>703078857
Actually he did, it wouldn't be rape if the women took the drugs knowingly.
>>703078941
>>703071096
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is
>>703076376
>opinion =/= fact
>>703078714
>>703079034
fucking nigger you just copied my post
>>703076755
>>703077310
Filename got me
>>703079067
well memed cuck
>>703066917
So stupid it's brilliant again. Lost.
>>703079256
Like you didn't copy it. We're all niggers
>>703077842
Start the reactor!
>>703077447
LGBT has its own airforce now
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
>>703079003
hitler did nothing wrong too
>>703079426
>Cont
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>703071185
fuck you
>>703077022
What
>>703071185
bitch ass nig
>>703079472
>Cont
Then a look of sharp pain shoot across her face. She’s having your baby. You wish you could bear all the pain for her, but all you can do is sit and watch. You look down at her vulva, still oozing with cum from that great fucking you gave her a few hours ago. You can see a head of black hair poking out. You fear that she’s gonna start screaming again, much to your relief, it seems that she’s gotten better control of the pain, thanks to you. She begins to softly moan, it seems as if instead of experiencing excruciating agony, she’s experiencing an orgasm. You can’t help but grin as she keeps pushing. As more of the head becomes visible, her moaning intensifies. Finally a small head emerges from her vagina. You can see a face wrapped in an umbilical cord. A small pair of hands grab the head, she weakly tries to pull the head out. You put your hands around the head and begin to help her pull. Desperately, she goes into the next contraction with all of her energy, and pushed with everything inside of her. She feels everything. She feels shoulders and hips and feet all slide down inside of her and pop out in one long push, with a rush of fluid behind it, and it feels amazing. She throws her head back with a rip-roaring orgasm that penetrates the very heart of her soul.
>>703065701
That file name
>>703077584
Shoenice is scum
>>703079067
1/10
>>703079381
copying others isn't a problem but jesus fucking christ at least post it in some other thread because this thread already have identical post
>>703078332
the fuck back to /pol/ for your free wall
>>703079101
Excuse me when exactly was this? Hello?
>>703069820
I thought the dog wasn't really, yet here it is.
>>703079999
oi check'd m8
please deliver bananas to:
[email protected]
thanks babes ;))))
inb4 nypa
>>703079974
Get back to tumblr for your safe space.
>>703071185
fk u
LGBTQ sounds like a really fucking awesome sandwich.
>>703071700
Lost
>>703066319
Wasn't that the guy who fought for the 1'st amendment in court?
>>703079833
Its like a elementary school photo.
>Putin is talking dirty about Obama, and Obama is making fist ready to beat his ass.
>>703079833
I don't understand what I'm supposed to see. Is it that all men wear dark colored suits and the women wear similarly colored bright clothes? Or is it that Obama is looking at Merkel in a weird way? Or maybe it's that the guy behind Obama looks like he's fucking him in the ass?
>>703080188
only trips can ask for 4chan personal army reqest
>>703071185
affsdfgas
>>703080216
the fuck back up the birth canal, in your case your mom's analcunt. She was a wicked tumble.
>>703080253
That sandwich would taste like yeast infection, parental disappointment, and cheap hair dye.
>>703079999
>>703067141
>p sure
Are you fucking serious?
>>703070038
surely because you're a nignog
>>703080362
that is not a rule.
/b/ is not your personal army is a rule.
>>703067593
TAKE YOUR POO TO THE LOO
>>703069820
Fuck. Lost...
>>703066824
>>703074905
>not being able to hate someone for their actions
yeah ok.
>>703067619
Your projecting so hard grammar nazi
>>703081050
I will not take my poo to the loo India fields shall consume my poo
>>703075517
Part 2
Fucking size limit, mook needs change it up to 6 MB and 4 min or some shit desu
>>703080316
>ex kgb vs some nigger
Yea, Obongo would be ko in a sec, faglord.
>>703080614
Lettuce, guacamole, bacon, tomato, and quail.
>>703071185
Stfu
>>703066958
>Have Schizophrenia
>Can see the number in the 6th circle.
Well guess I'm cured then.
>>703068911
>a scheme in India
Do brit shits use the word scheme when they mean plan or any general organized effort. A scheme is generally something sinister.
>>703080972
>only trips can ask for 4chan personal army reqest
>that is not a rule.
I have my own rules
>>703077368
there isn't anything in circle 5 and if you see anything you're either lying or a retard
>>703079833
Isn't Merkel making the sign of teh freemasons?
>>703081364
>you're either lying or a retard
or you just took a cheap bait
>>703079067
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
faggot
K
>>703081173
disgusting piece of shit
>>703081281
Kek, that's a test for people who are colorblind not schizo.
t. schizo
>>703081443
Ferkel is a baka desu senpai.
>>703071185
damn it
>>703081312
>>703076845
Gnome Chompsky
>>703078661
DOGGO!
>>703081765
Calm your tits, nigger.
It wasn't me who beat up that kid, faggot.
>>703081572
That's not called bait anon. Youre just retarded
>>703081877
bro I don't have facebook
/b/ is the closest I get to social media
I know the rules but some of them are just stupid so I change a few of them for myself
>not cringey at all
