What's /b/ eating for breakfast? Eating the usual today
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What's /b/ eating for breakfast?
Eating the usual today
>>703062255
You bulking bruh
>>703062255
Goddamn. Op must be like 500 lbs
>1500 calorie breakfast
how's it feel being a fatass?
>>703062255
Breakfast for champions.
>>703062299
430 :,(
the only thing on that tray even remotely real or fresh is the one round egg on the mcmuffin and it's debatable if it would even be fresh, at least you know it came from a shell though.
all that other shit was literally made in a factory and frozen and shipped.
>>703062387
This everyday, I can't eat to early it makes me feel like shit.
>>703062255
jesus christ dude that like 2500 calories on that tray
>>703062255
Eating a burger, 2 tacos, soda, and fries for breakfast
>>703062476
>I can't eat to early it makes me feel like shit.
>eating makes me feel bad
Damn dude, you need to see a doctor if the most basic of survival needs makes you feel bad.
Either that or change your lifestyle.
I don't have time for breakfast. I work.
>>703062508
>JITB
have fun with that E. Coli
>>703062427
Fat fuck. You're a fucking burden on society because you can't demonstrate the smallest semblance of self-control. If you want to die, eat a pistol barrell instead of that shit.
>>703062255
You fat shit
>tfw that's the average size of my breakfast
Yummy
chew the pain away fatboy
>>703062582
>I can't wake up 30 minutes earlier to make time to eat
you're fucking stupid dude.
>>703062255
You fucking cunts i don't have any food and you people are making me hungry
>>703062255
>>703062628
It's cool. Hospitals are free here so I'm not a burden on anyone.
>>703062627
Hey only a few people died and that was in the 90's
>>703062555
It's not eating it's how early I have to get up everyday. I just feel sick if I eat too eraly
>>703062757
Tits or gtfo sweetheart
>>703062777
Nice trips
Is that a scone on the breakfast?
>>703062299
I'm 6ft6, 170lbs and I eat meals that size
>>703062761
> Hospitals are free here so I'm not a burden on anyone.
Except the tax payers of course.
>>703062761
YOU'RE LITERALLY A BURDEN ON BE HEALTHCARE SYSTEM. EVERY CENT SPENT ON YOU INSTEAD OF SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY DESERVES TREATMENT MAKES YOU A FUCKING BURDEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I had a breakfast burrito with beans, eggs, bacon, and cheesy potatoes, along with a sweet tea. Too late for a picture now.
>>703062690
>Sugar free redbull
What are you, fuckin gay?
>>703062840
No it's a heart attack waiting to happen.
>>703062842
Eating such unnutritious meals would explain why you probably look like a stick figure. Eat some proper food you unhealthy skinny alien looking faggot
>>703062935
Yes?
>>703062930
from the south, i suspect?
>>703062255
>the usual
kek
>>703062757
Needs ketchup
>>703062935
Nah half asleep at 3 am just grabbed the wrong one at the store this morning
I had a sausage egg cheese biscuit from BK $2.96 it was decent, they had a "egg normus burrito" that I would have liked to have tried but it felt really gay to say so I didn't
>>703062777
Stomach isn't open yet? I can understand that.
>checkd
>>703062255
I'm not having anything, I got tonsillitis and ear infections. Throat is so sore I can't even drink water or swallow my own saliva, I've been spiting into a bucket. I hope this sickness gets over with before I die of thirst.
Fat and dumb muricans
>>703063104
Drink room temp water it'll help
>>703062387
My African-American
Spinach, apple, pear and green tea juice
>>703062255
How much dose all that cost
>>703062387
You eat pieces of scum for breakfast?
>>703062255
Lucky cuz I'm hungry.
>>703062761
No such thing as free hospitals. Someone pays. Pretty sure this is b8 tho
>>703063150
Had tonsils removed due to tonsillitis, try drinking warm milk or smoothies that helped for me.
>>703062988
>?
are you unsure?
>>703063167
Thanks man. I'll try that
Nic
>>703063221
thats gay bro
>>703063043
Texas. I also out salsa on the burrito. Shit is good.
>>703062255
Fatass faggot
>>703062255
All that shit is gross.
>>703063251
I think that's the McFatass Special, so around $5
>>703062690
>grizzly
Cheap ass
>>703063221
I bet that tastes dank
>>703062255
what fucking disgusting prison food is that?
i don't into breakfast
>>703062703
Nice sperm.
>>703062255
Didnt take a picture but i had a banana and some peanut butter. Trying to be relatively careful about what i eat. Lost 60 pounds since the year started just by cutting out garbage and soda
>>703062877
>>703062928
>>703063290
That's what they're there for. I don't see any credible study linking weight to diabetes and it's too expensive to pay for insulin.
>>703063401
I'd say ops meal was around 11 bucks
>>703063424
What can I say oil prices aren't like they use to be
A fried egg.
4 slices of bacon
A slice of homemade sourdough toast.
I don't fucking take pictures of everything.
>>703062697
>not using that 30 min for sleeping
You retarded bro?
>>703063333
Nice
>>703063469
I lost 15 in 2 months switching to diet mt dew
>>703063322
Thanks man, I think I'll give that a try. I'd do anything at this point for some relief. I can go for awhile without food but I'm so thirsty right now, it's killing me.
>>703063464
That's gravy dum dum
>>703062982
>eating such unnutritious food explains why you're skinny
>eating that food also makes OP 500 lbs
>>703063566
>not going to be 30 minutes earlier
>>703063709
Mom?
>>703062757
oranges are really good with sliced bananas too.
Had coffee and cornflakes today. Otherwise it's toast and jelly.
Great goody goodness nice
>>703063566
underage b&
>>703063765
Kek
>>703063709
I thought Popov was the worst vodka made...and then I tried Mr. Boston.
What kind of faggot can't make scambled egg, sausages, pancakes and orange juice at home?
Why pay twice as much for 1/10th the quality?
This shit looks like absolute filth.
>>703062508
You amerifats disgust me
>>703063333
Only worthwhile breakfast in this thread so far. Also checked, quads of truth.
>>703063493
>I DON'T FUCKING SEE ANY CREDIBLE FUCKING REPORT LINKING FUCKING WEIGHT TO GODDAMN DIABETES
MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THE FAT IS IN YOUR FUCKING EYES TOO, HAMBEAST
>>703062255
Only 1 thing of syrup and no jam? Loser.
>>703062255
peanut butter sammich, coffee~
Stop killing yourself op. Spend your money on something useful. Like drugs. Can get you laid and make you some money. And fuck your life up irrevocably. But McDonald's will do it 10 times faster.
>>703062842
same six 5 189lbs, eat meals that size (not that fucking shit tear food mind you), can't gain at all, just have more energy and shits are huge.
But I think it depends on health.
pic related Shity amrican food, this pizza is illegal to sell in my country.
>>703063599
OMG It literally doesn't matter bacause your going to die soon anyway
>>703063879
Say what you want but I've got a chicken in the deep frier and you don't.
>>703063848
I dunno man importers is horrid
>>703062255
Lol you fat fucking piece of shit.
coffee
>>703063067
kek
>>703062757
Breakfast lulz
>>703063333
Fuck off Gary
>>703063221
vegan
>>703063999
>>703063889
It's so easy though.
>>703063615
How is that gravy
It looks like someone blew a fat load on your breakfast then chucked some pepper on it.
I'm a disgusting 350lb slob so I'm hoping not to eat today.
Wish me luck.
>>703062255
You are killing yourself. Stop doing that. Ok? Seriously.
It's perfectly possible to be >1000lbs and be perfectly healthy.
I had 3 eggs, and coffee.
key lime pie and tapioca pudding
>>703064120
I lol'd
bunch of slackjaw faggots
>>703064145
Drink water then you fat fuck
>>703064196
Possible, yes, but highly unlikely, and altogether impossible if you stay that fat specifically by eating the shit OP is having.
>>703062842
MealS? There is not fucking way you are skinny eating that many calories unless you either move around very much or only eat 1 meal a day or have some medical condition where you don't store calories. I'm 6'4, lift and eat less than that. I weigh 240.
>>703064145
You need to eat. That's why you keep failing. You need to taper it down or you'll be back to square 1 at the end of the month. Just track your damn calories.
>>703064120
That's just what it is.... seems you have seen a lot more cum than gravy in your short time here, I hope that changes for you
>>703064145
That drink is lit tho. Good luck not eating
>>703064209
Obvious nigger
Jesus is with me guys.
>>703064263
If you're a horse.
>>703062255
That should be the only thing you eat for the day
You should do pic related
>>703064049
nope
>>703064283
Go to bed deuce
>>703064238
Is that a lump of coal on the side? Holy shit. I can hear your butthole screaming
>>703064292
Sorry god hates fags bro
No picture but it's usually salmon and cream cheese bagel, mocha and scrambled eggs with spinach, tomatoes, chillies and feta cheese
>>703064145
Not eating won't do shit. Drink only water and keep your calories under 1200 and you're losing weight. Try to get off your fat ass and walk around as well.
>>703064258
Why? Water will help less than this tea. This tea is caffeinated so it will keep my blood pressure up. I'm trying to burn calories here so the more work my body is doing to keep itself together the better it is for me. (As long as I don't have a heart attack anyway.)
Unless you're suggesting tea is too sugary, in which case I suggest you examine the bottle more closely. This tea is unsweetened and therefore non-caloric.
>>703064356
fried pigs blood m8
>>703064238
The hell am I even looking at? Merica, the breakfast.
Cold pizza and a bottle of room temp old style, then of to work fml
>>703062761
Is this guy serious? Holy shit, you are a burden and you are stupid!
About to have a serving of All Bran mixed into a serving of Oikos Triple Zero. Will also two cups of black coffee, Community Coffee Cafe Special.
>>703063999
Trips breakfast is best. All shall bow.
>>703064238
Would eat in a hot van in a car park/10
>>703064434
Looks euro shit to me
>>703064145
Stop putting condiments and sauces on everything and stop drinking calories and snacking, weight will fall off of you like you wouldn't believe.
For example, a tasty meal could be
>400 grams of some vegetable mix
>a ~60 gram block of wheat noodles
>a pot of chicken bouillon with pieces of chicken in it
>optional: sambal or some other spicy paste to liven things up a bit
Cheap, nutritious and low on calories while still filling you up. Losing 5 pounds a week is not unrealistic in this scenario, especially if you start exercising a bit.
>>703064145
Your retarded. starving yourself then bingeing (you will binge, that's what normal people call your meals) MAKES YOU FAT. Just switch to eating things that are actually healthy... It's not rocket science
>>703064409
ye, and get a diet coke too then since its obviously better than water
>>703064409
Keep telling yourself that big hoss. Have fun being fat and lonely then dying. Honestly just keep eating normally so you die sooner and are less of a burden on society.
>>703064511
hope your mom helped u eat that for fuck sake
>>703062703
>undercooked potatoes, overcooked eggs, enough gravy to fill a kiddie pool
>kys
>>703064274
>>703064283
>>703064391
Not eating WILL fucking work if I can keep at it long enough. And I WILL be able to keep at it if I can plan things right.
It doesn't matter that it's unhealthy. It doesn't matter that it's harder. It doesn't matter that there's a better way. This is the way I want to lose weight, and it's the way I'm GOING to lose weight.
Normally I have 3 eggs with toast and some fried ham or bacon
>>703064196
>over 1000lb
>healthy
You retarded? People who weigh 300 lb have trouble doing even the most basic of things, like fucking breathing.
>>703064622
Having that much gravy
It's possible he is trying to kill himself
>>703064622
Nah everything was cooked to perfection
>>703064624
Too bad you don't have the self control to stop yourself from eating or you wouldn't be fat in the first place.
>>703063891
>creamer in coffee
I bet you like pop tarts too you faggot
>>703062255
I always hate the shot glass size orange juice they give with no refills.
>>703064196
>>703064624
Have fun dying, fatty
>>703064624
if you dont eat your body will go into starvation mode and store all your fat cells faggit
i knew someone who was fat as fuck and starved himself and another fat fuck who ate healthy and he lost 3 times more weight
>>703064624
Oh you're just shitposting. Carry on.
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>>703062255
Had one of these with Philadelphia cream cheese and a coffee with half and half and Splenda. I'm overweight at 5' 8" - 184lbs.. so this will be my lunch too. I'll also be working on my house today to burn extra calories.
>>703064030
bismuth
>>703064835
I don't think he knows what metabolism is
>>703064543
>>703064552
I already don't use condiments or sauces, don't drink calories, and only eat things that are healthy. I do snack. In fact, snacking is all I do. I don't have meals, I just graze all day. This is obviously a problem and a behavior I need to correct. Or at least, would need to correct, if I weren't doing this instead.
>>703064599
Diet coke has calories. This tea doesn't have calories.
>>703064616
Telling myself what? I'm not trying to convince myself of anything, everything I said about this tea is factually true. Not my fault you don't understand pretty basic biochemistry. Caffeine increases blood pressure. Things with zero calories can't make you fat. Not exactly rocket science.
>>703064238
I'm british and this food is disappointing, looks like an american copy of an all day breakfast, the black pudding looks burnt to fuck too.
>>703064381
FUCK YOU, that sounds nice, but FUCK YOU
>>703064624
Except you will die before you've lost any significant weight. There was a severely obese man who did this, but he constantly had doctors around him and intravenous nutrients injected into him.
Working out, not eating huge amounts of fat and eating a lot of vegetables will have better results.
>>703062387
My man
>>703064720
It's underweight for a horse though.
>>703064887
Lol eating purely carbs all day to lose weight
>>703064799
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm trying to find an alternative to self control.
>>703064826
Thanks.
>>703064835
Ahahaha, that's such bullshit. My body can't store fat cells forever, eventually they're going to be all that's left that I don't need to live and then it will have to use them. I just need to find a way to keep myself from eating for that long. But yeah, if you're trying to tell me my metabolism can drop to zero, um, no, it can't. Because then I'd be dead.
>>703062690
>sugar free red bull
You fucking faggot
>>703064887
You're eating nothing but carbs and fat though. You'd be better off eating vegetables and protein while avoiding fat and carbs in large quantities.
>>703064876
fat nigger is already at the cemetery just roll her into a hole
>>703064238
That, is really ducked. Narrates anyone? Sodium and saturated fat. I can hear your esophagus melting. Mmmmm.
>>703063096
I refuse to order food with faggot names
>>703065122
typical fat murrican logic
>>703065112
Doesn't matter how you get the calories.. as long as calories in < calories burned.. you will lose weight.
lasagna...
>>703065262
You probably swallow cum so why should we care what you think?
>>703063253
You watching edited for tv version of Happy Gilmore?
>>703065146
This one meal is counting as both Breakfast / Lunch.. (I woke up late)
>>703065053
Want more? Toast with avocado, feta and chillies + scrambled eggs with peas, smoked salmon(topping), and parsley
>>703065304
Get out of here Garfield.
The only True breakfast
>>703065373
Who shit on your cornflakes?
>>703065054
Working out hurts and vegetables are disgusting. Whereas not eating feels nice. It's hard, especially for me because I'm a fat disgusting glutton with no self control, but the feeling I get from it is worth it if I can keep at it.
So no, I think I'll pass on your offer, thanks.
I don't believe this will kill me before I've lost significant weight. I've lost 30lbs this way before and felt nowhere near death. Smells like bullshit to me. I don't doubt your anecdote about the severely obese man, but I fail to see its relevance to the preceding claim.
eggs. Thats all. just eggs. i dont really like eggs but fuck are they cheap breakfast. like buy a large pack cheap and then pop 1 or 2 in your mouth for breakfast and done.
>>703065407
but im telling the truth
also i hate mondays too which is an coincedence
>>703065451
Yeah, you're morbidly obese and obviously know better than anyone about your dietary needs. Doesn't matter what all the experts say you know so much better.
See you at 400lbs
>>703065122
You have to eat something, you need daily vitamin and mineral intake.
For example, if you eat them raw, tomato, onion, cucumber and many other vegetables have zero fats, and low sugar.
>>703062255
Fucking hell, that's too much McDicks
>>703065371
The price is wrong Bobby
>>703065532
It's not about my needs, it's about what will make me lose weight. Meeting my needs will make me lose weight, by definition, because I need to lose weight. But I know for a fact there are ways I can lose weight without meeting my needs, and this is one of them. The experts agree on this point, in fact they're who I learned it from. They don't recommend it anyway, because it's, well, unhealthy, and very hard to do. But no real expert actually disputes it will lead to weight loss if done successfully.
>>703064940
okay, sorry, i meant how about a coca cola zero then. It says is has 0 calories
>>703065373
Chocolate syrup on your cornflakes?
>>703062255
I eat pussy and fuck Ur bitch everyday and have my own Minecraft channel
>>703063891
How can americans like peanut butter so much, ive tried different brands a few times and all of them taste like shit, plus its a bomb of calories.
ITT more fat-asses than I can count,
>>703064940
Pre make and freeze your meals, it should help with the grazing
>>703064803
it can also be milk you american shit hole. real ground coffee with milk is delicious unlike your american shit instant coffees with cream powders fuck
>>703065747
Shouldn't you be in school Lil kid?
>>703063850
Because americans are lazy fat assholes.
Heres a fucking top tip from me. Make all that shit on sunday or something and then just put it in container and the all you need to do during the week is to take it out and heat it. Its not hard.
>>703065550
Nice trips.
Eh, limiting myself to raw greens sounds like a good start, since I'm having trouble kicking it off, being a pathetic greedy fatty and all. But they have calories, too, so I'm going to have to drop them at some point. I do have a crate of vitamin supplements, I know they don't work as well but ehh.
Mmmmm breakfast
>>703065824
Too bad you never learned to count
>>703065677
Eh, I guess, but not a fan of carbonated drinks. I'd prefer to just keep drinking the tea.
>>703065825
Yeah, that sounds like it would help if I could get myself to do it. But my efforts to lose weight keep me depressed enough not to. Because I really am just that pathetic.
>>703065747
do you play pokemon go and five nights at freddys on your channel too?
>>703062387
Café y cigarro...
>>703065432
Go and wave a white flag, fucking faguette.
>>703065928
Muñeco de barro
I"m eating the other half of my Publix Boars Head turkey sub from last night
Where my publixfags at???
Eating sonic for breakfast
>>703062842
>6'-6"
>170lbs
jesus fucking christ
>>703065883
what are you in 3rd grade? haha
>>703063957
Killer argument for a fatfuck
>>703066040
Wow. That was so funny
>>703064315
Looking at a pineapple won't help anything
The only time I eat breakfast is when I have a hangover. I eat breakfast quite frequently.
crunch wrap and pintos n cheese. Im hungover dont judge me.
>>703066166
Yup... you really are in 3rd grade.
>>703066210
my nigga
see
>>703066226
>>703066189
Of course it won't. Simply looking at it accomplishes nothing, you have to contemplate it.
>>703065914
well atleast swap to protein rich foods, it'll keep you fuller for longer and its healthier in the long run
>>703066226
kek
>>703066226
I bet your office chair has a permanent fart smell.
>>703066226
Damn sounds good.
>>703066340
it fucking tried upgrading windows 7 to 10 bullshit and my layout program isnt compatible
>>703062255
Once a week, I allow myself a McD's breakfast. I usually get two sandwiches and two hashbrowns... and I thought I was pigging out.
And I can only do it on my day off because a big McDonald's breakfast inevitably does 2 things. It saps the life from you and makes you feel tired, shit I need to go back to bed for a couple hours even after my breakfast. AND it gives you epic diarrhea that's likely to last the whole day. What is it about McD's breakfast that gives you the shits so bad? Their burger and fries meals don't do that.
But OP, you really could go to a good sit down breakfast like Denny's or IHOP and get a far superior breakfast for less than you paid for that meal (I'm guessing around 20 bucks).... but I guess I get it, I treat myself to a big McD's breakfast about once a week, not that big though.... You gotta feel sick all day after a meal like that. 2 breakfast sandwiches and 2 hashbrowns has me sluggish and gives me diarrhea for a day.
>>703066340
>click this message to learn how to get genuine
top kek
>>703066437
>what is windows compatibility mode
>>703062255
>pancakes with eggs
fucking yanks, you dirty cretin cunts
>>703066425
lol i barely sit in it bro. I always fart when I walk by my co-workers desk. we have fart wars.
>>703066302
Ehh, yeah. Maybe one day. But not now. Right now, this is the only way. I have to do it. When I learn my lesson, maybe I'll actually make a real effort to lose weight the right way. But I haven't learned my lesson. Either this will work, and I won't have to -- which is what I genuinely believe and am hoping -- or it won't, and I'll learn, and do it right.
Or it won't work and I'll just try harder to do it the wrong way, just like every other time I've ever done it.
Fuck my fucking life. Why do I have no fucking self control.
>>703066437
shit, that sucks.
I'm having a slice of apple pie and a slice of rhubarb pie. 24 years old, six foot tall, 150 pounds. I do what I want.
>>703062255
Pussies like you OP.
>>703065454
Enjoy your salmonellosis.
>>703066518
well i run a xp mode on my 7 for my main office program and it wont work on the 10 os.
im not an idiot dude.
>>703066437
>>703066511
>dubs
>>703062255
OP, is this you?
>>703066651
is it strawberry rubarb? that shit is on POINT.
>>703066673
Boiled eggs retard
>>703066673
Enjoy being retarded
>>703066608
>>703066644
>>703066651
>>703066654
>>703066673
>>703066675
Holy trips, Batman!
>>703062255
3 servings at breakfast with 2 multivitamins. Gets me through the entire day.
>>703066774
Shit yeah it's strawberry rhubarb. Worked a shift for some FtM trans asshole at my work and he paid me back with a fucking pie man. Dude wins blue ribbons at the Iowa state fair for this shit.
>>703066986
that made me drool. my mother, when i was a kid, use dot me the BEST fucking strawberry rubarb pies.
>>703066871
Those aren't 'trips' you fucking autist.
>>703066986
>>703067116
now that i think of it, is it still in season? I think i might try my hand at making one this weekend.
>>703067126
Yeah they are!
>>703066986
Dude that looks good as fuck!
Take another pic with your cock in it...you know, for research purposes
>>703064622
>using kys
Go watch leafy you disgusting inbred virus
>>703067162
I dunno if it's in season. All I know is this fucking pie is delicious. I regret nothing. Especially since I only eat twice a day so I may as well get all my calories and sweets now. Considering I won't get another chance to eat for 12 hours due to poor
>>703065159
>>703067229
That's an odd fetish you have there
I wish I had food effs
>>703067229
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>>703066232
>>703066040
>you in 3rd grade?
>haha
Pick one
>>703067476
FACE ON TRAIN
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>>703067229
>>703067464
Not putting my cock in my pie.
>>703062665
same
>>703067572
Also here's the apple pie. Best breakfast ever.
>>703067637
can i suck it
>>703066675
Hello Satan.
>>703067646
You know what would go great with that?
I scoop of some bomb ass vanilla ice cream
>>703066986
A trans who makes pie. Enjoy. Ew.
>>703067783
I'm having blueberry and cream ice cream. Has actual blueberries in it. Shits legit.
>>703062703
Can some yank devil explain to me how the fuck that mixture of phlegm and semen is considered gravy?
>>703065451
>felt fat after an all inclusive holiday
>decided to stop eating the day I got back
>after 5 days lost a little weight (felt a lot thinner)
>stomach shrank considerably
>gets full on small meals
Good luck!
First few days are hardest until you get use to the feeling of being hungry
>>703067916
I like blueberry. Never had it ice cream.
>>703067868
Well hes good at it and it's damn good pie. Just because the Jews did 9/11 doesn't mean I don't use banks. Same kinda deal.
>>703067960
Was 375 lbs. now 150. No shit whatsoever.
>>703062255
Damn dude, say it with me, "I dont need all this food, I dont need all this food"
>>703063221
eat real food stupid shit
>>703068053
Only joking. Probably bomb ass pie.
>>703067960
Thanks!
First few days are absolutely the hardest. The trick is to continue not eating after the third, and then it becomes easy. That's the mistake I keep making. I keep finding myself in situations where I need to eat or my family will become suspicious. Then I take one bite and immediately snap back to being even more of a ravenous glutton than before. I have to find a way to cut back on those situations.
>>703064238
i am mexican
>using beans in such a disgusting way
why dont you add jalapeño and guacamole to the beans?
It's really about the first two meals. You make it all day on a little. And eat sensible dinner, you lose weight. Also, I drink a lot of coffee.
>>703062928
>being this buttblasted over someone else's weight
What an exciting life you lead.
>>703068279
It's sad isn't it? The IRS will do that to ya.
>>703068204
Trick your body into burning the first two meals, make them small, and eat a regular dinner. Went from 375+ to 150, over four years. Have to work at it. I'm not a crossfit fag or anything.
Get healthy fags
>>703067949
It is flour that is browned in hot grease then you add a half milk/water mixture in slowly and stir it continually until the just consistency is reached
>>703062761
>>703064196
>perfectly healthy
>Morbidly Obese
>pick one.
>>703068514
What I have for breakfast, every day. Your fooling yourself into loading up. We're not truck drivers(unless you are) and we don't need to load up every 12 hours.
>>703064274
>That's just what it is.... seems you have seen a lot more cum than gravy in your short time here, I hope that changes for you
" this right here is spot on" You need to acclimate your body to the change or your just bouncing from relapse to relapse.
>>703068127
Who are you to decide what he needs. Kill yourself.
>>703065283
only because someone says it for the millionth time does not make this more true
calories are physics but your body is not only physics but also biochemistry
to get the value for calories for specific foods they get "burned" in a lab and their energy output is getting evaluated.
Tat is the physics part which is all good
but if you put the same food inside your body it depends on many factors wether the chemical compunds which contain this energy are actually stored by your body or not.
And this is where it gets complicated and i am not saying at all that everything is understood about these processes.
The lowest common dominator that is often named is for example Insulin.
If you eat carbohydrates your body produces Insulin which will remove nutrients from your blood into your cells and store them there.
But if you combine carbs with fat more fat will be stored in your cells then on a fat only meal for example.
This is also one of the basics of the atkins diet which works tremendously well
and that's only one factor many others may play a part as well but we have yet to fully understand how they work
To put it into a simpler image:
It' s not like your car where you just fill in gasoline and the more you do the more energy your car can store .
But more like if the tank of your car would have holes that open up sometime for different reasons and there would be additional smaller tanks in that would just store the energy without giving it up for use unless you do something specific.
>>703066984
>>what is windows compatibility mode
No way you take 3 servings of that at once. One serving packs a fucking blender bottle.
>>703062255
I'm eating the end of this bottle of makers mark before I go to class. College life.
>>703062555
Stfu faggot. I'm the same way if I eat within the first couple hours when i wake up I just feel like a turd all day
>>703068690
>Who are you to decide what he needs. Kill yourself.
Make me faggot, I'm just glad I dont live in a socialist hell hole and have to pay for this lards medical care
>>703062690
My fucking nigga with the dark grizzo. Shits on sale up here in sac ATM. 2.55
>>703062387
My dad every morning. My coworkers every morning. Every worker at any car dealership ever.
>>703063221
Looks like guac
>>703068279
Well to be fair, it is pretty infuriating to know that your tax dollars are being used to provide medical care to lazy fatasses.
>>703067572
Who says its your cock anon
>>703062255
That looks fucking delish.
>>703062360
>1500 calorie breakfast
I think you're underestimating calories by a lot:
>Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes: 1070
>Sausage Egg and Cheese McGriddles: 560
>Egg McMuffin: 290
>Hash Browns: 150
>Orange Juice: 170
That's 2240 by my count...
>>703066006
Sonic sucks half a dick.
>>703062757
>>703063221
>>703065331
>>703066003
Only faggots who know how to eat, rest of you get in to them level
>>703069860
>>703062703
goddammit that is making me hungry, xcept I like three eggs overeasy, not a mexi-fag, but tapatio and some sourdough toast, mmmm
>>703069910
And thats no good!
>>703062255
what's in the little package with a strawberry on it and what's that little round sauce?
>>703070043
Thats jelly my dude
>>703070029
Ha!
Well played.
>>703070086
i don't think i have in in in my country it looks a good idea though they should introduce it to aus
>>703068514
Do you realize that if you had that bronzed, it would fit snugly in your asshole? Like a Talisman.
>>703070382
this is an excellent strategy for losing weight
whenever you feel like you need to eat, just bronze your food and anally masturbate with it
guaranteed to feel better in minutes
>>703065371
underrated post
>>703066226
have you noticed thatthesize of crunchwraps are getting smaller and smaller?
>>703062453
you actually think that egg is not frozen?
you actually think they "make" flour and potatoes in the factory instead of a field? fruit concentrate has never been on a tree?
2/10 made me respond
>>703070714
Shhh. Don't mention it anon. They'll hear you.
>>703068514
is that your deep throat training device?
>>703070476
I better call Jenny Craig.
