I would arrange events, so that the penalty for anyone telling me that I was the dictator was death, and then make myself forget that it was ever the case, without telling anybody. It would be a hilariously tense situation for the rest of my reign, whereby my court would always wonder if I was *really* amnesiac, or just playing along to test their loyalty. Yet simultaneously terrified to ask the question, lest they be sentenced to death for daring to bring attention to my status as dictator.
But I mean, shenanigans like that is why I'll never rise to the top.
have a pleasure harem at my disposal. legalize all drugs as a way of oppression. take ownership of all companies within my area of control. deport all current prisoners as "refugees" to cuck country. excute all new criminals to keep prison population down.
I mean you can disagree, but you probably fall under a socially awkward beta so you'd get put in a camp and forced to watch the free fags whilst getting fucked through the barbwire fence by a wild nigger that jumped out of the wild
>>703055791 I would finish what Hitler and the Swedes started back in the 30s-40s and segregate all races in my reich with the white race on the top of the chain. Jews, muslims and gypsies will all be castrated and sent to camps and all the lesser races will have their birth rates controlled while white people will encouraged to increase our numbers with tax benefits and free education
>>703055791 If I were a dictator my first question to the people would be:
>Do you love our country or do you hate it?
To those who answered: "hate it" instant deportation to the alternative nation of their choice.
To anyone attempting to harm my nation by insurrection, revolution, social disruption, social Marxism: execution. (Zero tolerance policy for SJWs, FemiNUTzis and other degenerate froot loops.)
Seek out/organize all the very best businessmen in my country, build my country into the greatest, most powerful industrial and economic force on Earth.
Jobs for everybody! No lazy-ass nigger hippie faggots will be allowed to sit around on their asses all day smoking weed and doing shit-all.
>You don't wanna work? Too bad! You'll work, anyway. In a fucking labor camp! (Refusal to take a job would be a crime in my country.)
Social services only for those who truly need them such as the Elderly the truly disabled.
>NO nigger-welfare state going on generation after generation. FUCK THAT!
Universal health care for my people, paid for not by taxes but by the tremendous fees and fines I'd levy on criminals. I would make the criminals in my country pay for EVERTHING for the first few years until there weren't any more criminals in my country!
Yes, there would be an election system but only for local/state/province/whatever elections. The people would be allowed to elect their own local leaders.
>ABSOLUTE, UNTOUCHABLE, INVIOLABLE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Yeah, you can say whatever you want. Just expect very bad consequences if you say anything bad about ME!
There would be a very well defined list of "Enemies Of The State". This would include 1: Radical Islam, 2: SJWs, 3: Anyone who even remotely resembles that faggot faker Gary Johnson. (He is NOT a fucking Libertarian!)
>What I say goes! I make the fucking rules! That will change from day to day depending on my mood and how constipated I happen to be at the moment.
Wipe out anyone under the age of 16! Not worth the money to feed, house, attempt to educate or train these lazy, no-count fucks anyway.
Encourage my people to produce a whole new generation of non-degenerates who're actually capable of thinking and reasoning for themselves. Application of wisdom and common sense in daily life will be highly praised and encouraged.
>Idiots, morons, faggots, moral degenerates, the morally bankrupt, anyone who even TALKS about selling, distributing, using drugs SHOT ON SIGHT!
>>703055791 >>703058696 Oh yeah Sjw's will be deported to Syria as well as any supporter of Islam. There will be no acceptance of other cultures and white people will rule supreme. I'll also nuke America.
All SJW and FemiNUTzi faggots would be forced into mandatory military service.
They would then be shipped, deployed in the Middle East where they WOULD follow orders or be SHOT by their commander.
Any and all special snowflake "Muh Feelin's" types would be put RIGHT ON THE FRONT LINES! (Useless for anything but cannon fodder, anyway.)
Anyone mentioning "mysogeny", "sexism" "the patriarchy" "CIS", or any other bullshit will be forced to do extremely hard labor for a min of ten years THEN shot! (Might as well get something out of those useless pricks before I do em in!)
Any and all fat people in my country, who're physically capable of doing so, will immediately be put on hamster-wheel like treadmills so they can burn off the fat by producing electric power for their fellow citizens.
Any fat-ass who refuses will be reduced to a state of fertilizer to be put on crops to help feed the people.
Fat-ass giant negress "queens" (we be queens'n sheeieiet) would be a priority. Put them fat fuckers on the treadmill first!
>>703055791 >change shoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a shool year system, but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote) >minimum & maximum (!) wage. >more taxes on (filthy wealthy) wealth >less military spending (not too much less in intel though) >more money into education (that also means trainees in jobs. They should earn more) >less privatisation when it comes to public goods (transport, water, energy) >products should be traceable to the producers, if not they aren't sold >no stupid advertisement all the time, What's said in advertisement should be true and verifiable
I'd be the dictator that truly cares. My doctrine would be: "My country first!". First I would leave NATO and declare my country as neutral. All my development aid would be focussed on one shithole country in Africa until it is developed enough. I would enforce a strict border regime in my country. Immigration would be tied to a Bachelors Degree or equivalent qualification. I would reinstate my countrys own currency, in order to have a just reflection of the value of my currency. State redundancies would be cut and things such as education would become federal. I would decriminalize drugs and build rehab and homeless shelter facilities across the country. The push towards renewable and fusion energy would not be slowed by endless filibustering anymore. Cities with a population >500k will get a hefty city toll for cars, diesel delivery trucks will be outright banned and phased out in the next 10 years. Any display of remotely religious symbols will be banned in any institution that receives just one unit of my new currency. Useless packaging will be banned from supermarkets. The lenient emmissions and fuel consumption standards will be pushed to the technological limits. The death penalty will not be reinstituted, but a corruption hotline will be instated and every case of corruption will be prosecuted to the full extend of the law. Current immigrants will have to prove within the next ten years at least a B2 proficiency level in our language or they will be deported.
I'd raise taxes, specifically on rich people and corporations, while drastically decreasing the military budget, dismantling excessive bureaucracy, and cutting social welfare programs. I'd funnel all the money into massive research programs, everything from duplicating basic psychological studies to human experimentation, quantum computing, and automated factories. Within 20 years I'd have such a huge technological lead no one could stand against me. I'd also dismantle or replace any institutions that hold back progress, like big banking, the churches, and the public school system and have the people responsible for them publicly executed as the mass murderers that they are.
>>703060461 Tightly secure the borders so no one that doesn't belong can enter. Stop fighting wars, only fight to defend the homeland. Modernize the cities. Switch to electic cars mandatory. High Speed Internet for everyone.
>>703060038 what do you think about the common school systems?
mentioned it in another post but what do u think about a form similar to free schools
>change schoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a "school year system", but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote / common maths anyways... you could actually build your education with various courses, combine it with jobs, and so on.. all handled via a state-education and work internet platform or sthg)
In my country there would be tight, totally secure borders. Fence? Fuck a fence!
>The border would be well guarded by a fifty foot deep, half mile wide moat full of alligators! (digging holes, filling them with water and stocking them with alligators is a fuck of a lot less expensive than some damn fence!)
All those requesting entry would be completely, fully vetted. Anyone not passing the vet would be denied. No appeals. Once you're denied that's it! No second chance.
Every child born in my reich would have to be brought before me once they turn 6. I would choose the beautiful kids among them and add them to my harem, offering them safety and luxury. Once they grow too old for me they go back to their families.
To make sure all children are brought before me, families whose child I have taken would be freed from paying ridiculously high taxes until the kid returns to them. The punishment for mutilating a child in order to avoid it being added to my harem would be death for the entire family.
I'd try my best to make my citizens feel safe and happy and foster good relations with the rest of the world.
I'd offer scientists the chance to work in state-of-the-art labs that the state would fund, and religious asshats would have no say in what they could develop or what sort of experiments they could conduct. (In fact, churches would be taxed.)
I'd have tabs kept on the scientists and work to discover which ones share my views of inferior races.
I'd then recruit those researchers into a secret group that would work to develop ways to covertly exterminate blacks, arabs, Hispanics, Indians - basically, all whites and non-light skinned Asians.
I wouldn't racially discriminate on the surface. But I'd pour tons of money into finding ways to rid the world of the lesser races and pave the way for a world of peace and prosperity.
>>703062415 idk about the less expensive shit. Like your just describe how people work today. We are slaves to money and work to make ourselves happy and shit man, that costs alot. But your a well kept slave, so my point is "keep your slaves drunk and well fed".
>>703061665 as long as i can also do stuff from home, I'm ready to go. I would need some of the military spendings and taxes go into education though, is that ok mr dictator?
btw... no one wants to do low-end jobs their whole life... I'd suggest we'd have 20-30 hours of mandatory work (like cleaning, cashier, and so on) for everyone in the education system after they're 16 until their education is finished. For free education and housing costs. They can ofc work more for more money)
But, in my case, I'd install an extremely efficient and effective NatSoc like government.
But, instead of all the stupid racism and idiot bigotry, war, border expansion and all that bullshit, I'd stay within my borders and work on developing my country to its logical conclusion while working hard to build good relations with the rest of the world.
Mine would not be a fascist dictatorship per se but would be benevolent, providing very limited assistance to those nations who actually needed it.
>Humanitarianism and compassion has its place.
I would work hard to build a very positive image with the rest of the world. We would be strong, we would be compassionate but we would be tough!
We would have the strongest, most well equipped, most well trained military on the planet!
This would encourage other nations to ally with us and become our partners in war and peace.
We would have the strongest, most powerful economy on Earth. We would be deeply respected and highly regarded by all other nations.
Compassionate? Yes. But, if you fuck with us you're dead meat!
>Be me >Supreme leader >Infallible in every way >Extreme power and wealth >Change many nouns, verbs, and adjectives to my name >Go to U.S. to speak at United Nations Summit >Get betrayed by trusted advisor and replaced with an imposter >Have to work at crunchy granola shit hole to support myself >Fall in love with trap >Avenge my coup with the motivational support from trap >Retake thrown >Give democracy to my people >Suck trap dick for eternity
>In my nation a healthy diet would be encouraged. There'd be no diabetics. >In my country there'd be no tobacco so no smokers. >In my country there'd be no illegal drugs so no addicts. >Dropouts would be put into "reorientation centers" and thoroughly reprogrammed into being healthy, productive citizens.
>>703063430 can second the "no everyone equal" bullshit. But would you institue a limit to the merits? I feel like a problem of the elites nowadays is, that most of their merits lie in huge money & therefore they loose the connection to the real world. Merit is good, but filthy richness and might (mostly due of the economic capital) corrupts most of the people in my opinion
>>703063785 like... The owner of a big merchant ship fleet (which, let's say pollutes the sea quite drastically) will still spend his free time on his yacht in the bahamas and will think that nature and life is beautiful.. while destroying other reefs for more benefits and paying his sailors 300-1000$ a month for full-time work.. except the captain and 1st/2nd mates and so on.. they still need to controll the workers
In my country, all shipping and maritime trade would be carefully monitored and regulated.
All ships of 100 feet long or bigger, with a minimum draft of six feet, would be tested for pollution output. "smogged", if you will. All vessels used for maritime trade would have to pass a minimum cleanliness standard.
Any ship that fails would be immediately put in drydock, upgraded and repaired at the owners expense. This would be mandatory!
In my country inventiveness, cleverness, industriousness, creativity that benefits the people and the nation would be rewarded. (You come up with a new invention that helps the people and the nation as a whole you get a special prize (to be determined.)
Stupidity, laziness, lack of motivation, lack of inventiveness and creativity would be strongly discouraged. Penalties would be applied (to be determined.)
>Yeah, so, there'd be a "You try you win - you don't you lose" type thing going on here.
You fail to realize that I already know there would be hundreds, if not thousands of dissatisfied citizens who would like nothing more than to see me dead. Don't you think I'd take appropriate precautions to keep that from happening?
>>703067933 ofc i want them mod ban powers! who wouldn't? I also wann be able to put stickys all over the place. Just want a secure connection (I'm Dictator, so it should be possible) over lot's of proxies with good encryption. Don't want people on the street to recognise me as the dictator. How could I get insight into the lifes of the normal people if they knew I am?
>>703055791 hiter like .. and much like that in ancient rome .. produce maximum offspring from beautifull people.. may be pre birth gender analysis to bring strong men and beautifull girls...also the gender ration will bring 20 girls per men .. coz men wanna enjoy more girls...all else will be killed upon.. nudity will be norm .. pedo allowed for same age +5
The disabled=kilt Over 60=ded No niggers No Jews No Muslims No mentally disabledo Paint everything white and tan No fatties Ceremonial rape is fine Me and my mates would roll around in a truck once a week and gun down civilians. Random home bombings. All civilians required to eat one banana a day
Crucify all religious officials, banning all practices from my realm. Seize their assets, selling them and use this to fund scientific advancements that catch my fancy. Forcefully reform the medical infastructure so that we have a system similar to the UK/Canada. Legalize and regulate drugs, selling them as a government-instituted sort of thing, pumping the income directly into the new medical design I created. Make crimes such as rape, murder, molestation, and animal cruelty, as well as child neglegance be punishable by death, or torture; this depends on what the victim wishes. Make false accusations that are later found out, be punishable by crucifixion.
Employ the best drug dealers and kill the other criminals. Kill furries and othet autistic untermenschen. Deal drugs to other countries and create a military good enough to destroy rebellions. Make the state religion jehovas witness. Fund rebellions around the world because i can. Build a huge presidential palace with all the whores, cars and gold plated kalashnikovs i could dream about. Use ethnic tension to stay in power.
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