If you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?
No fatties
No autistic faggots, not actual retards
No furrfaggots/any gay bullshit
Homosexuals would be ok tho
No whiteknight faggots/sjws
Niggers belong in the wild/Africa (they're animals)
Not social downies
>>703055791
Rape my mom
>>703055791
Ban porn
>>703056166
Would it be allowed to be all of that at the same time?
Nuke the planet in half, watch as the whole world literally dies
Fuck you reddit
I would arrange events, so that the penalty for anyone telling me that I was the dictator was death, and then make myself forget that it was ever the case, without telling anybody. It would be a hilariously tense situation for the rest of my reign, whereby my court would always wonder if I was *really* amnesiac, or just playing along to test their loyalty. Yet simultaneously terrified to ask the question, lest they be sentenced to death for daring to bring attention to my status as dictator.
But I mean, shenanigans like that is why I'll never rise to the top.
All SJWS, LIBERALS, JEWS, NIGGERS, GAYS, AUTISTS, FURFAGS, AND NIGGERS SHALL BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED
Annual Purge
have a pleasure harem at my disposal. legalize all drugs as a way of oppression. take ownership of all companies within my area of control. deport all current prisoners as "refugees" to cuck country. excute all new criminals to keep prison population down.
>>703056279
Yeah if you want to get put in a camp and fuckin gassed you beta
build a suit made out of infants and rape niggers while choking them with their own entrails
>>703056480
/thread
>>703056480
You stole mein.
>>703055791
My god... Get off of Reddit.
Wipe out anyone over 65 not worth the money to keep them.
Wipe out any one with a mental or physical deformity born defects.
Wipe out all the niggers their if no social of economic use apart from hunting for sport.
Save the animal's
No welfare if you don't work you die no fucking beggars.
>>703056264
>Monster
Immediate execution of all jews, muslims, niggers, gingers and sjws.
>>703056166
>Says no retards
>Allows fags
>>703055791
I would turn into a giant Battle Royal and watch this
>>703055791
I would put an outright ban on toilet paper and make everyone wipe back to front.
>>703056728
The. Earth fkdkf
>>703056706
Gay people are cool. Just not the flamboyant fags cmon
>>703056824
Nope, banned.
>>703055791
What was this guys YouTube channel?
>>703056914
I mean you can disagree, but you probably fall under a socially awkward beta so you'd get put in a camp and forced to watch the free fags whilst getting fucked through the barbwire fence by a wild nigger that jumped out of the wild
>>703056824
They're not "cool". Homosexuality is a disease.
>trigger me timbers
>>703056480
You forgot muslims
Wow, resorting to stealing Reddit posts. OP is giga faggot...
https://m.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/51nd7v/if_you_were_a_dictator_what_kind_of_ridiculous/
Kick al Muslims and zionists out.
Execute all non white people
This excludes half white people or 1/4 white people
Instate anarchy capitalism
Execute all statist
>>703057332
you misspelled kill
>>703055791
I would finish what Hitler and the Swedes started back in the 30s-40s and segregate all races in my reich with the white race on the top of the chain. Jews, muslims and gypsies will all be castrated and sent to camps and all the lesser races will have their birth rates controlled while white people will encouraged to increase our numbers with tax benefits and free education
>>703057044
>Someone's Triggered
>>703055791
Obviously all the Jews and Muslims would leave if they valued their lives. Also I would torture manchildren till they grow some balls or break completely
>>703055791
If I were a dictator my first question to the people would be:
>Do you love our country or do you hate it?
To those who answered: "hate it" instant deportation to the alternative nation of their choice.
To anyone attempting to harm my nation by insurrection, revolution, social disruption, social Marxism: execution. (Zero tolerance policy for SJWs, FemiNUTzis and other degenerate froot loops.)
Seek out/organize all the very best businessmen in my country, build my country into the greatest, most powerful industrial and economic force on Earth.
Jobs for everybody! No lazy-ass nigger hippie faggots will be allowed to sit around on their asses all day smoking weed and doing shit-all.
>You don't wanna work? Too bad! You'll work, anyway. In a fucking labor camp! (Refusal to take a job would be a crime in my country.)
Social services only for those who truly need them such as the Elderly the truly disabled.
>NO nigger-welfare state going on generation after generation. FUCK THAT!
Universal health care for my people, paid for not by taxes but by the tremendous fees and fines I'd levy on criminals. I would make the criminals in my country pay for EVERTHING for the first few years until there weren't any more criminals in my country!
Yes, there would be an election system but only for local/state/province/whatever elections. The people would be allowed to elect their own local leaders.
>ABSOLUTE, UNTOUCHABLE, INVIOLABLE FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Yeah, you can say whatever you want. Just expect very bad consequences if you say anything bad about ME!
There would be a very well defined list of "Enemies Of The State". This would include 1: Radical Islam, 2: SJWs, 3: Anyone who even remotely resembles that faggot faker Gary Johnson. (He is NOT a fucking Libertarian!)
>What I say goes! I make the fucking rules! That will change from day to day depending on my mood and how constipated I happen to be at the moment.
>>703055791
>Kill all Jews and mudslimes.
>Basically kill all niggers, and even white niggers (Slavic & Islamic).
>Fucking deport anyone who doesn't pass my COMMON sense test I will distribute
>>703056606
Wipe out anyone under the age of 16! Not worth the money to feed, house, attempt to educate or train these lazy, no-count fucks anyway.
Encourage my people to produce a whole new generation of non-degenerates who're actually capable of thinking and reasoning for themselves. Application of wisdom and common sense in daily life will be highly praised and encouraged.
>Idiots, morons, faggots, moral degenerates, the morally bankrupt, anyone who even TALKS about selling, distributing, using drugs SHOT ON SIGHT!
>>703056824
If you make an exception for one you have to make the exception for all.
>FUCK FAGGOTS! NO GAYS!
>>703055791
>>703058696
Oh yeah Sjw's will be deported to Syria as well as any supporter of Islam. There will be no acceptance of other cultures and white people will rule supreme. I'll also nuke America.
>>703056606
>wipe out niggers
>save animals
Pick one
>>703058728
>>703055791
All religion illegal
very high tax to drive a car in the cities
internet quality highest priority
Every third tuesday on even months, you must wear your shoes on the other foot.
>>703058819
Hmm... Interesting inspiration:
All SJW and FemiNUTzi faggots would be forced into mandatory military service.
They would then be shipped, deployed in the Middle East where they WOULD follow orders or be SHOT by their commander.
Any and all special snowflake "Muh Feelin's" types would be put RIGHT ON THE FRONT LINES! (Useless for anything but cannon fodder, anyway.)
Anyone mentioning "mysogeny", "sexism" "the patriarchy" "CIS", or any other bullshit will be forced to do extremely hard labor for a min of ten years THEN shot! (Might as well get something out of those useless pricks before I do em in!)
I'd kill the entire Swedish left wing, and the extremist right wing. Then I'd live happily ever after.
>>703058872
Are you asking to be put on my dictator shit-list, kid? Is that why you're responding?
(Sound of shotgun being cocked.)
C'mon, kid! You can tell me! It's okay. I won't kill you! (right away).
>>703055791
Taxpayer-only:
public transport, beaches, parks, forest preserves, golf courses, schools, festivals, highways, etc.
Anyone else with a certificate showing 10 hours/week public cleanup would also qualify.
All others, enjoy your ratholes.
>>703055791
I would steal posts from reddit Kappa
>>703059381
Ask 4chan to run my country with dubs.
Also take the dicks. Dick taker is what they call me
Any and all fat people in my country, who're physically capable of doing so, will immediately be put on hamster-wheel like treadmills so they can burn off the fat by producing electric power for their fellow citizens.
Any fat-ass who refuses will be reduced to a state of fertilizer to be put on crops to help feed the people.
Fat-ass giant negress "queens" (we be queens'n sheeieiet) would be a priority. Put them fat fuckers on the treadmill first!
>>703055791
wipe out all religion so 85% of the earth population and start again
>>703057293
>knowing recent reddit posts
who's the real giga faggot?
>>703059677
Haha what a lamebo!
>>703059525
Allow me to give you the great honor of being the very first to be put on the hamster-wheel treadmill so you can have the honor of providing electric power for your fellow citizens, YOU FAT FUCK!
>LAY THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING DING DONGS YOU OBESE FUCK!
Damn, you're a fat bastard!
>>703059182
Exactly, well we could always use faggots, mudslimes and niggers for research purposes and to test new weaponry and use em all as target practice/crash dummies.
>>703055791
>change shoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a shool year system, but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote)
>minimum & maximum (!) wage.
>more taxes on (filthy wealthy) wealth
>less military spending (not too much less in intel though)
>more money into education (that also means trainees in jobs. They should earn more)
>less privatisation when it comes to public goods (transport, water, energy)
>products should be traceable to the producers, if not they aren't sold
>no stupid advertisement all the time, What's said in advertisement should be true and verifiable
yea, that would be a beginning..
>>703059779
no u
>>703059883
That applies to anyone who doesn't pass my COMMON sense test lol
Obesity in my country would not be a crime but it would, under special laws, be an infraction punishable by very specific fines levied against those who were too fat.
>If found to be fat you would be levied a fine of 100 dollars a day until you undertook a rigorous exercise and dietary program to get back to a lean, healthy fighting weight.
>>703059381
You should consider being tested for autism.
Just a friendly heads up.
I'd be the dictator that truly cares.
My doctrine would be: "My country first!".
First I would leave NATO and declare my country as neutral.
All my development aid would be focussed on one shithole country in Africa until it is developed enough.
I would enforce a strict border regime in my country.
Immigration would be tied to a Bachelors Degree or equivalent qualification.
I would reinstate my countrys own currency, in order to have a just reflection of the value of my currency.
State redundancies would be cut and things such as education would become federal.
I would decriminalize drugs and build rehab and homeless shelter facilities across the country.
The push towards renewable and fusion energy would not be slowed by endless filibustering anymore.
Cities with a population >500k will get a hefty city toll for cars, diesel delivery trucks will be outright banned and phased out in the next 10 years.
Any display of remotely religious symbols will be banned in any institution that receives just one unit of my new currency.
Useless packaging will be banned from supermarkets.
The lenient emmissions and fuel consumption standards will be pushed to the technological limits.
The death penalty will not be reinstituted, but a corruption hotline will be instated and every case of corruption will be prosecuted to the full extend of the law.
Current immigrants will have to prove within the next ten years at least a B2 proficiency level in our language or they will be deported.
So on and so forth
>>703059953
>How the fuck do you even get through your front door? And where the fuck did you find a chair strong enough to hold your double-wide fat ass?
Make it compulsory to speak emoji IRL
>>703060051
I do still have a healthy weight so idc fucker
>>703059883
Nope! Zero tolerance for mudslimes, niggers (black people are okay. There is a difference), SJWs, Commie faggots, Socialists in general.
Too much of a risk of cultural contamination.
>Into the trash they go!
Guess it's a good thing teenagers don't rule the world.
>>703056606
People over 65 can help raise children while parents are working. That's what mine did, god rest her soul.
>>703060001
This being said by an obviously retarded fucking human puff-ball? Are you related to the Staypuft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters?
>Fuck off, kid.
>TOPKEK!
(Okay, you make me laugh. I kill you quick.)
>>703060136
How you doing beast? I see you havent fixed the hole in your wall.
>>703060136
>Be you.
>Be 5'2" tall.
>Be 350 pounds.
>Considers that a "healthy weight"
>MUH SIZES!
Btw... You'd make an absolutely shitty, piss poor dictator. You'd be assassinated by your opposition in the first five minutes!
Ethnic cleansing ( Not white? Not in my Europe!)
Build Solar roads
Reorganize the school System
Introduce a new state Religion based
Try to make Europe a better place again.
schoolsystem... omfg, somehow i love to forget this c
>>703060461
Wanted to write new state Religion based on Nordic mythology
>>703060386
I'm 5'3", idiot.
>>703060571
Is this real life?
>>703060625
you would know this is real life if you didnt take drugs all the time
Would try my best to make society greater as a whole. Not spend money lavishly in front of my people. Be closet heroin addict until I finally kill myself or OD
I'd raise taxes, specifically on rich people and corporations, while drastically decreasing the military budget, dismantling excessive bureaucracy, and cutting social welfare programs. I'd funnel all the money into massive research programs, everything from duplicating basic psychological studies to human experimentation, quantum computing, and automated factories. Within 20 years I'd have such a huge technological lead no one could stand against me. I'd also dismantle or replace any institutions that hold back progress, like big banking, the churches, and the public school system and have the people responsible for them publicly executed as the mass murderers that they are.
>>703060038
hm.. noooot bad! afterwards you can start influencing other coutries and mby bring a change to this shothole of a world before we humans die out.
seems like we got a bright anon there
>>703060735
I may do drugs. But at least I get pussy and I'm not a fat cuck who looks 12
>>703059953
i...i..i..is this b8?
>>703060461
Tightly secure the borders so no one that doesn't belong can enter.
Stop fighting wars, only fight to defend the homeland.
Modernize the cities.
Switch to electic cars mandatory.
High Speed Internet for everyone.
>>703060823
This Anon's got my vote.
>>703060571
5' 3"? Okay, you don't fit my country's standard for physical perfection.
>*Bang!* You're dead!
Any further posts from you will be considered attempts from your ghost to reach out from the grave. You will then be exorcised by a team of highly trained religious experts.
>>703061137
I do still fit other country's standards for physical perfection, so why should I care about your opinion?
>>703060928
I say that fat little fuck will be the first to go! You with me, Anon?
basically give my citizens meaningless construction tasks and make them do pointless hard work for my amusement
make attractive women required to have sex with me when i ask
>>703060038
what do you think about the common school systems?
mentioned it in another post but what do u think about a form similar to free schools
>change schoolsystem (open courses, not too much of a "school year system", but various courses need to be completed to get rights as "adults"..i.e. politics & economy & history & anthropology before being allowed to vote / common maths anyways... you could actually build your education with various courses, combine it with jobs, and so on.. all handled via a state-education and work internet platform or sthg)
In my country there would be tight, totally secure borders. Fence? Fuck a fence!
>The border would be well guarded by a fifty foot deep, half mile wide moat full of alligators! (digging holes, filling them with water and stocking them with alligators is a fuck of a lot less expensive than some damn fence!)
All those requesting entry would be completely, fully vetted. Anyone not passing the vet would be denied. No appeals. Once you're denied that's it! No second chance.
Education would be an extremely high priority. I don't want to rule a nation full of idiots!
>You don't want to go to school? Fine! You can go work in the salt mines!
>>703061397
Okay, you're my new education minister. When can you start?
>>703055791
eugenics
The playing of rap and dubstep will be a crime. Anyone caught playing this shit will be immediately deported!
>"Go be a nigger faggot somewhere else!"
>>703061467
I'd say have that but have checkpoints where It'd be a half mile wide whipeout competition, and if you got across then fuck it you've earned it.
>>703061793
Hmm...
>"If you get across you're in because you've earned it"?
Kind of like Mexico's prison system?
>True: if you somehow manage to escape from a Mexican prison they don't go after you unless you're considered an extremely dangerous drug lord type criminal.
"Pablo escaped? That lucky fucker! Good on him! He's earned his 'early release' then."
They'd still have to be fully vetted, though, and if they don't pass the vet they go into a pit full of rabid Harambes!
>>703060461
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Solar Roads!!! sounds like a good acid trip to me
>>703060461
Question: how would you maintain the roads? How expensive would that be to build and maintain them?
>If you're going to dictate a country this is an important question!
>stealing from reddit
>>703055791
No asian men, just the women are allowed to immigrate here
Death penalty for being a dick tease slut
Death penality for talking down to me
Death penality for anyone over 6ft
to refer to someones height is on par with racism and if you are guilty, death penalty
Every building must be constructed in the ways of fine architecture, the golden rule. No more fucking red bricks, marble or big stone bricks everywhere.
Women have to stretch their pussys open, this could be done through subtle propaganda, like how the tight pussys are sought after atm.
Murder is not OK but if the situation is right, then so be it.
Cats are made illegal and can be killed on sight.
Guns are made legal
Killing of an imigrant is perfectly legal, they must learn their place if they want to get on here.
English language only or death penalty
Men should have 3 women each, Women should only have 1 man and share him
Small dick men should be shot once puberty has arrisen and the dick is still small then death
>>703055791
>f you were a dictator, what kind of ridiculous dictator-like shit would you do?
Mass execution of Jews.
>>703062065
slave labour and slave labour. There done.
Pickup schoolgirls in my laferrari and fuck them
>>703055791
Global Dominion.
Lynching of all degeneracy.
The extinction of the Human race.
Kidnap shia labeouf and make him muslim naming him Sunni Labeouf
Under my dictatorship large sums of money would be put into the research and development of truly viable alternative energy resources.
One idea is to combine waste-water treatment with energy generation. How? Use the waste extracted from the water to create cleaner methane gas. Use the gas to run power plants.
This would be a temporary solution until better, cleaner, more efficient and effective power generation methods could be developed.
If we're to be free from attempts of other countries/economies to manipulate us we must be 100 percent energy self sufficient.
Also, anyone even suggesting the implementation of anything like the Reserve Bank System will be shot on sight!
>Problem?
>>703062136
No, I don't want slavery. It's proven to be a horrible curse to any country that's ever used it.
Better to propagandize the people into a mental state where they'll happily volunteer to do the roads and shit. It's a lot less expensive than maintaining slaves, too. That shit costs a lot!
Every child born in my reich would have to be brought before me once they turn 6. I would choose the beautiful kids among them and add them to my harem, offering them safety and luxury. Once they grow too old for me they go back to their families.
To make sure all children are brought before me, families whose child I have taken would be freed from paying ridiculously high taxes until the kid returns to them.
The punishment for mutilating a child in order to avoid it being added to my harem would be death for the entire family.
I'd try my best to make my citizens feel safe and happy and foster good relations with the rest of the world.
I'd offer scientists the chance to work in state-of-the-art labs that the state would fund, and religious asshats would have no say in what they could develop or what sort of experiments they could conduct. (In fact, churches would be taxed.)
I'd have tabs kept on the scientists and work to discover which ones share my views of inferior races.
I'd then recruit those researchers into a secret group that would work to develop ways to covertly exterminate blacks, arabs, Hispanics, Indians - basically, all whites and non-light skinned Asians.
I wouldn't racially discriminate on the surface. But I'd pour tons of money into finding ways to rid the world of the lesser races and pave the way for a world of peace and prosperity.
>>703062465
>Degenerate pedophile detected!
>KILL THE PERVERT BASTARD! NOW!
Everyone must:
Suck a dick Once
Suck a clit Once
Produce 3 children by age 20
An hero at 25
>>703062542
*all non-whites
My mistake.
>>703062415
idk about the less expensive shit. Like your just describe how people work today. We are slaves to money and work to make ourselves happy and shit man, that costs alot. But your a well kept slave, so my point is "keep your slaves drunk and well fed".
>>703061665
as long as i can also do stuff from home, I'm ready to go. I would need some of the military spendings and taxes go into education though, is that ok mr dictator?
btw... no one wants to do low-end jobs their whole life... I'd suggest we'd have 20-30 hours of mandatory work (like cleaning, cashier, and so on) for everyone in the education system after they're 16 until their education is finished. For free education and housing costs. They can ofc work more for more money)
>>703062666
calm down satan
>>703062558
people like you would be gassed of course
thanks for reminding me
>>703062542
This is similar to ideas I've had in the past.
But, in my case, I'd install an extremely efficient and effective NatSoc like government.
But, instead of all the stupid racism and idiot bigotry, war, border expansion and all that bullshit, I'd stay within my borders and work on developing my country to its logical conclusion while working hard to build good relations with the rest of the world.
Mine would not be a fascist dictatorship per se but would be benevolent, providing very limited assistance to those nations who actually needed it.
>Humanitarianism and compassion has its place.
I would work hard to build a very positive image with the rest of the world. We would be strong, we would be compassionate but we would be tough!
We would have the strongest, most well equipped, most well trained military on the planet!
This would encourage other nations to ally with us and become our partners in war and peace.
We would have the strongest, most powerful economy on Earth. We would be deeply respected and highly regarded by all other nations.
Compassionate? Yes. But, if you fuck with us you're dead meat!
>>703062745
As I said in a previous post, education would be a high priority. I do NOT want to be the ruler of a nation of idiots!
>>703062415
U mean like Hitler did in the beginning? U'd need some time of unemployment beforehand, then they'd be willing to do anything
>>703062850
i prefer to go by santa.
>>703062892
You can't gas the one holding the gun to your head, you walnut!
>*Bang!* You're dead. Next?
>>703055791
I would refuse to recognize other countries unless their leaders kissed my ass.
Kill every diabetic
Kill every smoker
Kill every pedo
Kill every addict
Kill every dropout
Mandate focus on eductation
Also get my cock sucked by 20 new bitches at once every day
>>703063177
>Also get my cock sucked by 20 new bitches at once every day
That's logistically impossible
>>703063083
Yeah, very similar to what the NDP did very early on but without all the fucked up racist ideology.
Everyone would have their place in my dictatorship.
There'd be no "everyone equal" bullshit. If you want to rise and be successful you'd have to do that by merit, earn your stripes.
This would bring the cream to the top, weed out the weak and incompetent.
A kind, benevolent NSP might work very very well.
>>703058696
common sense should tell you that you shouldn't generalize nor base your thinking on medias alone
Me a dicktater? Hmmmm
>Be me
>Supreme leader
>Infallible in every way
>Extreme power and wealth
>Change many nouns, verbs, and adjectives to my name
>Go to U.S. to speak at United Nations Summit
>Get betrayed by trusted advisor and replaced with an imposter
>Have to work at crunchy granola shit hole to support myself
>Fall in love with trap
>Avenge my coup with the motivational support from trap
>Retake thrown
>Give democracy to my people
>Suck trap dick for eternity
>>703063177
>In my nation a healthy diet would be encouraged. There'd be no diabetics.
>In my country there'd be no tobacco so no smokers.
>In my country there'd be no illegal drugs so no addicts.
>Dropouts would be put into "reorientation centers" and thoroughly reprogrammed into being healthy, productive citizens.
>Problem?
>>703060823
>have the people responsible for them publicly executed as the mass murderers that they are.
But that would make you a mass murderer anon.
>>703063563
>>Retake thrown
Okay, I'm not about to even think about following anyone who can't spell throne.
>Child despot detected.
>Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
>>703063430
can second the "no everyone equal" bullshit. But would you institue a limit to the merits? I feel like a problem of the elites nowadays is, that most of their merits lie in huge money & therefore they loose the connection to the real world. Merit is good, but filthy richness and might (mostly due of the economic capital) corrupts most of the people in my opinion
>>703055791
tell everyone to fuck off and go eat a dick
then shoot you if you disobey my order
1 shot kill
>>703062119
>Death penality for talking down to me
>Death penality for anyone over 6ft
>to refer to someones height is on par with racism and if you are guilty, death penalty
Yeah we got the part where you're an insecure manlet faggot
>>703056166
Vote anon for President
>>703055791
I'd have the mods of /b banned
>>703064133
reported
>>703064332
I'd put whales like you to death with AA guns like Kim does
Wow, I'm seeing some really stupid, socialist-based ideas, here.
Anyway, in my country corporations would not only be welcome they'd be encouraged!
>There would be limits. A profit cap, if you will.
>Corporate entities would be able to build themselves up to a profit cap of one billion (currency name here).
>Individuals could build up personal wealth up to ten million (currency name here.)
There would be extremely strong (not complicated, just strong) anti-trust laws in place. Attempts at monopolization of trade would be punishable by death.
There would be no wealth cast hierarchy.
>You want to build a nice, big house? You build it in the neighborhood/town you were born in!
The wealthy would be encouraged (forced, really) to live among the poor and middle class.
>NO CLASS DISTINCTIONS!
>Millionaires and corporate heads would be strongly encouraged to engage in community service to their respective communities. Wealth would not grant you special entitlements.
The richest to the poorest, everyone would be part of The People.
>>703063785
I just posted about that. Corporations and the rich would be forced to limit how much wealth they could actually have.
>>703063785
like... The owner of a big merchant ship fleet (which, let's say pollutes the sea quite drastically) will still spend his free time on his yacht in the bahamas and will think that nature and life is beautiful.. while destroying other reefs for more benefits and paying his sailors 300-1000$ a month for full-time work.. except the captain and 1st/2nd mates and so on.. they still need to controll the workers
>>703064332
kek, thought so. At least I did participate in some of the better discussions in this threat. You on the other hand can just post pictures of yourself and your ugly yolo hat
>>703064457
> I'm seeing some really stupid, socialist-based ideas, here.
>There would be limits. A profit cap
>NO CLASS DISTINCTIONS!
Do you even know what socialism means ?
>>703064540
In my country, all shipping and maritime trade would be carefully monitored and regulated.
All ships of 100 feet long or bigger, with a minimum draft of six feet, would be tested for pollution output. "smogged", if you will. All vessels used for maritime trade would have to pass a minimum cleanliness standard.
Any ship that fails would be immediately put in drydock, upgraded and repaired at the owners expense. This would be mandatory!
>>703064688
>At least I did participate in some of the better discussions in this threat
So did I. And my hat isn't yolo or ugly, it's dope. But I know a swagfag like u doesnt know the difference.
>>703064527
yea just read your post
>>703064457
btw, are you also this guy?:
>>703060038
>Ignore this faggot: >>703064852
>Hide his threads.
>Hide his posts.
>Do not respond to his posts.
>This command is mandatory and cannot be ignored.
>--- Your Glorious New Leader!
(Notice how I took over while all the rest of you were talking?)
>>703065017
>btw, are you also this guy?: >>703060038
No, that wasn't me. I would never be that soft. Dictators like that get killed in a short second!
>>703064844
AMEN
the sea-blindness of the world really needs to stop, it makes me shiver
>>703063842
Nope. I was short growing up but the end of puberty I shot up.5.10 is the ideal. I just fucking hate lanky cunts.
Also this is 4 chan where I dont really care or think too much about what im typing, take it with a pinch of salt.
>>703060038
Hmm... So you don't mind being so weak that you'd end up being killed by your own people?
>Maybe you should rethink all that before you're forced to do it at gunpoint.
>>703065254
Agreed. In fact, all industrial blindness needs to stop. We have a planet to take care of, not destroy.
>My country would be a shining example to the rest of the world of economic and ecological responsibility. We would show them out it's properly done!
>And we'd still make a shit ton of money for the country while doing it!
>>703064852
kek, the wale swallowed the whole boat ;)
In my country inventiveness, cleverness, industriousness, creativity that benefits the people and the nation would be rewarded. (You come up with a new invention that helps the people and the nation as a whole you get a special prize (to be determined.)
Stupidity, laziness, lack of motivation, lack of inventiveness and creativity would be strongly discouraged. Penalties would be applied (to be determined.)
>Yeah, so, there'd be a "You try you win - you don't you lose" type thing going on here.
>>703065731
>I said ignore that fucker! That's an order! (Ignore this and you will be summarily executed for treason!)
>>703055791
>>703055791
this thread seemed promising, unfortunately, too many le edgy fags around. maybe i'll open a thread like this another day. good idea OP
>>703065829
sry brah - the internet will need to stay free.
>>703055791
People who wear sandles with socks will be gassed.
Also numales and hipsters will be thrown out of helicopters into large bodies of water.
>>703065902
uuuuhmmm... that pic is wrong on so many levels...
>>703059953
Look at his little honey boo boo hands!
In my country public demonstrations for grievances would be illegal.
>However, a very open, transparent government channel for the address and correction of grievances would be in place.
>Is your group being discriminated against by another group? Bring a complaint to your local Parish Grievance Address Counsel.
Such a counsel will be comprised by individuals from that community, picked by majority of that community, administered by that community.
The two aggrieved sides would then be made to sit down and address their various issues. They would not be allowed to leave until their issues were resolved.
>Sleeping quarters, toilet and food preparation facilities would be provided.
The sooner the two sides resolve their shit the sooner they can go home.
>In some cases it could possibly take weeks or even months for two sides to resolve their shit.
>No problem: they either work it out or they stay in the resolution center and don't go home until they do!
>Problem?
>>703065954
Of course the internet must stay free. Freedom of speech. That doesn't mean you have to pay attention to every edgy attention whore faggot that posts in a thread. Sorry but the order stands.
>--- Your Glorious Leader.
>>703060136
Yeah you are just big boned, right?
>>703066234
>>703056824
Even the flamboyant ones. They're amusing. Some, like Milo, even necessary. Eliminating SJWs and lolli/pedofags inherently purges the ones that need to be purged.
>>703065318
uhm... and you don't think that you would be assasinated if you do sthg like this?
>>703065466
still it has to be done though, same as lot's of the stuff the other dude said.
>>703060136
Nigga says his weight his healthy when his fingers look like albino sausage's
>>703058494
>claims to be a libertarian
>advocates labor camps and bans ideologies
Way to meme out, famalam
>>703066543
tbh, her hands didn't have enough time yet to form to such a opulent state as Dictator OP's
>>703059779
Like I knew you were fat but damn you are really fat its okay accept that you're fat
>>703059918
We've got a Bernie fag
>>703066843
well, he's just libertarian to those he likes - problem m8?
In my country everyone of a minimum certified age (sixteen up) will be free to own and bear arms.
>However, there WILL be MANDATORY weapons handling and responsibility classes starting in grade school!
The only thing that will prevent you from owning and bearing arms will be failing to pass the mandatory classes.
>Also, social responsibility classes starting in grade school.
>All citizens, starting in first grade, will be encouraged to do well, get good grades.
There won't be this idiotic "everybody wins" bullshit! You advance according to your efforts, abilities, skills and capabilities. The cream will rise to the top (as it should be.)
>>703066843
>*Bang!* You're dead!
>--- Your Glorious Leader.
>>703066886
You responded to the wrong anon.
>Okay, off to the reorientation/education center for you!
>--- Your Glorious Leader.
>>703061246
Holy shit it's the beast
>Fill my pool with chocolate pudding
>Get 4 morbidly obese girls
>Find a man looking like my father in his 40's
>Make them take a bath together in a pool while i watch
>>703066945
Nah, I'm all for Vermin Supreme. Shoe on head would also be a mandatory passport-picture
>>703066690
You fail to realize that I already know there would be hundreds, if not thousands of dissatisfied citizens who would like nothing more than to see me dead. Don't you think I'd take appropriate precautions to keep that from happening?
>>703056480
KYS first ugly white piece of shit.
>>703067263
Oh, he looks like Mr. John Cena!
>>703067263
got a prob with that?
>>703067263
wow, but that time he really wore a dope swaggy hat
do u have a source?
Okay, the faggots are trying to take over. Time to exercise my dictatorial powers and end this.
>Watch what happens in the next five minutes and then you will KNOW I am your Glorious Leader!
ALL WHITES, JEWS, FATTIES, FAGGOTS AND RIGHT WINGERS WILL BE EXECUTED
>>703067235
Nope I responded to the right anon you're obviously a self hating fatass
Everyone iq tested before puberty. Low scores get sterilized high scores get free college. White people get cash to have kids. Others get fined per kid. Abortion illegal unless you are brown.
>>703067421
What do you mean by a source?
>>703067370
Yes I do you don't make anymore videos I want to watch you say gay beta shit about women
>>703067524
We've got a fag
>>703067331
I don't think u're stupid. But I also don't believe the other anon is. He just phrased a little weak
>dictator who really cares
emplies a lot, could be seen as weak, but doesn't have to.
best would be to reign anonymously over the net, I wouldn't want to always fear of being murdered
>>703067679
How can I be a fag if i would execute faggots?
>>703067370
>http://drunken-peasants-podcast.wikia.com/wiki/The_Beast
kek they made you a wiki page
>>703067812
>Reign anonymously over the Internet.
>You really want to try to rule over this fucking degenerate mob without mod ban powers? Good luck to you!
Oh, start counting down to thread 404.
>>703067850
>All whites
Definitely a faggot
>>703067584
somehow the whole beast dude thing slipped by me. Never heard of him except in this threat
>>703067462
oh my oh my.. will quads be summoned?
>>703067973
Just what I thought.. triggered white maleon /b/
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OP is either an underage fat fuck or a huge avatarfag. Either way kill yourself.
>mandatory castration at the age of 14
>alll white men have to attend a apology ceremony at the age of 20
>only allow 20% white men at each workplace
>no jews
Getting close. Almost there!
>>703067933
ofc i want them mod ban powers! who wouldn't? I also wann be able to put stickys all over the place. Just want a secure connection (I'm Dictator, so it should be possible) over lot's of proxies with good encryption. Don't want people on the street to recognise me as the dictator. How could I get insight into the lifes of the normal people if they knew I am?
>>703068360
>*BANG!* You're dead.
>Next?
>>703055791
hiter like .. and much like that in ancient rome .. produce maximum offspring from beautifull people.. may be pre birth gender analysis to bring strong men and beautifull girls...also the gender ration will bring 20 girls per men .. coz men wanna enjoy more girls...all else will be killed upon.. nudity will be norm .. pedo allowed for same age +5
>>703068420
>You're a dictator wanna-be?
>*BANG!* You're dead.
>--- Your Glorious Leader.
>>703067906
ty anon, time for some fun reading
>>703068006
>>703068278
OP is dead, EMS couldn't get his fat ass out of the door so they buried him in his room. Poor fella....
>>703067370
I'd gas Tripfags and niggers and jews.
Start counting down! Almost there! (Be ready for 404)
>Your Glorious Leader
The disabled=kilt
Over 60=ded
No niggers
No Jews
No Muslims
No mentally disabledo
Paint everything white and tan
No fatties
Ceremonial rape is fine
Me and my mates would roll around in a truck once a week and gun down civilians. Random home bombings. All civilians required to eat one banana a day
>>703067906
oh my, he's nearly as old for me o.O
I would expose that the earth is indeed flat and watch the planet go mayhem on each other.
>>703055791
Milhouse is a meme.
>>703055791
This post was stolen from reddit.
Crucify all religious officials, banning all practices from my realm.
Seize their assets, selling them and use this to fund scientific advancements that catch my fancy.
Forcefully reform the medical infastructure so that we have a system similar to the UK/Canada.
Legalize and regulate drugs, selling them as a government-instituted sort of thing, pumping the income directly into the new medical design I created.
Make crimes such as rape, murder, molestation, and animal cruelty, as well as child neglegance be punishable by death, or torture; this depends on what the victim wishes. Make false accusations that are later found out, be punishable by crucifixion.
Too lazy to continue.
>>703060735
Lol Kid what's up with those anger issues lately? We didn't force you to put your hamface on the internet or something.
>>703069513
see? nobody cares.
>>703060136
>healthy weight
Nigga you can hold a fuckin Big Mac inbetween your damn ring and middle finger
>>703070083
noooooooooooooooooooooo
whyyyy
howwwww
daaaarrrrnnnn
whyyyyy
...he can grow the baby and then eat it wtff, little bit of effort but way more bigmacs can be made
>>703070584
and you can't. So who is more healty - you or me??
>>703070674
Nice bait nigger
>>703070674
dude, what abut the whole "size does not matter" stuff? suddenly it matters? btw, do u already have plans about what to say in oct?
http://riotpoints
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Ban all money save for copper, silver, and gold coinage, and barter.
Anyone caught loaning for interest, or printing paper money would be summarily executed on the spot.
Employ the best drug dealers and kill the other criminals.
Kill furries and othet autistic untermenschen.
Deal drugs to other countries and create a military good enough to destroy rebellions.
Make the state religion jehovas witness.
Fund rebellions around the world because i can.
Build a huge presidential palace with all the whores, cars and gold plated kalashnikovs i could dream about.
Use ethnic tension to stay in power.
Make goatse the national flag and declare war on monaco.
