Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Both cute and tsun
And nice car
Will you be running in the 90s? Also no, I posted it in a different community
Am not, I clicked on the closest pic to my pointer.
But thanks for the preoccupation, cute boi.
Dead body lootin', mutant shootin' Venus youthin',
Rootin' tootin', Luger totin' Ruger loadin',
Bullet throwin', way too long grenade holdin',
Triangle, I might mangle your weapon to rap,
Flash color coded clips and an RPG hat,
Baby baby blue ammo, turn red when it clap,
Shoot your face in the fat, c-c-cadaver slap,
Where the level boss at?
I wanna click-click-clack k'pow, click-click-click-clack that.
Good afternoon /waifu/
There are several anons which I don't know yet.
Ah shit, i still have to watch Gravity Falls
I don't need no friends, I don't need no phone, just a bag of severed heads and my Nuclear Throne.
You better believe I am! I'm already looking into a small 10" flat woofer to put in either the trunk, or behind the seat.
Those poor people...
Homura? what's wrong guy?
Watch it, it's a solid show
Also hello Chara, how are you?
Crystal might be my favorite to play but YV gets all the style points
They told me to post it
And they have already begun to modify it
Okay, so I'm just watching Bojack Horseman and Death Grips start singing out of nowhere.
Crystal is for pussies.
I have burned over 500 hours in that game
Hi there Renge
I'm good, wrote some job applications today and am listening to some Final Fantasy OST.
I'll watch Gravity Falls as soon as I get another job. Or else I'll just marathon the show and don't write any applications.
How are you?
Nice. I can't match that.
I only play Venuz, I currently start with a golden grenade launcher, shit's too good.
You're right, but I never claimed to be anything else
Fun, which FF, or is it a mix? Get some applications in and then watch episodes on breaks from writing them, simple
I'm doing fine, just having a slow morning at work
Oh hey my man, what's up? I'm just chilling here at work
>golden grenade launcher
Pretty neat. I motly play Skeleton now, I don't why, I just feel like it I guess.
Ultra Shovel is the best weapon in the game
From Mobius Final Fantasy. It's a bit different from the usual soundtrack I'd say
Hmm... Maybe I'll do that then. Not sure yet
I'm great man!
Just woke up, about to solo que some league. Drinking some iced coffee. Good start to the day
What's skeleton's special? I haven't bothered to try and play melting until labs to unlock him.
And yeah, never had the ultra shovel before, but my favourite combo is golden grenade launcher and sledge or shovel, so I know it's got to be good.
The Ultra Shovel is like the Shovel, but better, it with Trigger Fingers, Impact Wrist and Long Arms is insanely OP during loop.
Skeleton is not that good of a character, he fires like a shot that doesn't use ammo, but gets hurt in the process, it's just fun to mess about with him
Don't ask questions that you don't want answered
Why would you do that
But otherwise sounds like a solid morning, glad to hear you're doing well
Just take it as it comes, I suppose
I'll have to check that out tonight, forgot my headphones today
Ouch. What anime was it?
Take it as it comes, yeah, not like I get flooded with job offers
>looked up the anime
a hell of a long name
That sounds terrifying. What did you do to those poor innocent fuccbois?
I guess that's worth something. Usually I hate male protagonists in harem like anime.
Either they're the denses material in the universe or they just love getting into awkward situations and getting smacked by the girls
Or is simply just an anime made to pleasure the people watching it.
Sure, that's what anime and TV Series are for. Entertainment. But I don't enjoy these.
Subaru is a strange one. At times he's pretty good at other times he's... well he's the worst.
I wouldn't say he's my most hated male protagonist but he's hitting pretty close at times.
What anime do you like, then?
I doubt anyone from here like harem, because it's the same shit, but different story/characters.
It always changes to be honest. Most of the time I like Horror/Psychological and/or comedy
One of my favorite shows from that year.
Really well writen.
Never seen season 2, I probably should.
I had a new flavour chips today, sweet chilly chicken.
its wasnt good
how are you guys doing in here?
I'm good. My professors all seem nice
Sour cream and onion best chips
How are you? Did anything interesting happen?
ah good to hear, my prof today gave a pretty inspiring speech on how to love yourself or else you will fail in life
that was 2 hours
and no not even close, best is nacho cheese doritos
Just because a show features a male MC and a cast of female characters, that doesn't means it's a harem
Highschool is as carefree as you'll ever be in your life. I can relate I guess.
Played some Magic yesterday, and met some new people. So far college is going well
Sounds good! The speeches I have heard have mainly been that you guys are in college now, and classes are you g to be much faster so be sure to study and seek help when you need it. Oh, and that rape is bad, and consent isn't consent if drinks are involved.
More of a cool ranch Doritos than nacho cheese
Hmm... true enough... but still, most of the time it is.
I knew you'd love it. Is there anything bad that happened besides the mandatory rape class?
yea i love that guy, made me think of a certain someone though.
You better not rape anyone fran, thats a big no no
i dont think we can be friends anymore
that shit is disgusting
i believe you are up a weird time right?
its 8:30am and i dont know woke up and couldnt fall back asleep
No, just that I don't really have a good gaydar, so I will be setting up a Tindr profile soon. Hope I meet a qt guy on it!
Anything more on your end? Figured out your internet problems?
Who did you think of?
I'll try not to, you buzz kill
No they aren't!
Hey there shino
I'm not getting on rn. The 2 places I'm inspecting are close to my home, so I can take a much need break rn
oh. yea i thought something like that, did you at least sleep some hours? it cant be that bad right?
sucks though, not being able to fall asleep
that someone staring at me right now actually
they taste like milky chips, which doesnt make any sense
id rather just have bland ones
Don't worry, I also have a bad gaydar.
Nope, no idea. I put the 3DS in the DMZ of my router and it still doesn't work. I really have no idea. I just played the game solo for most part... Which makes you pretty good.
>have to shoot its legs before you can shoot its mouth
>Lock on the front legs and snipe the back legs so you don't have to run around it
I did the mission in 4 minutes and the time in which I had to do it for extra points was 9 minutes.
Still pretty hard wiping out waves of space pirates alone
how are you?
were you the one talking about summer sadness yesterday
Seems discord is shitting itself
It's ranch flavor!
How do I get good at it?
MLG Pro 360 no-scope sniping?
i went at like 3 woke up like an hour ago. its fine.
im fine. no i did not.
No idea how you get better with a gaydar. Maybe uh... going into gay bars?
MLG 720 no scope charge beam sniping
But I like the atmosphere of the game. It's an okay spinoff story and I'm thinking that the game is hinting for another new Metroid series. All the time you go on missions it's saying
>Oh yeah, we got some intel from Samus Aran
>She's super and we're acting on that
>Also, you owe her, since she saved your life you fucking noob Marine
its shit flavour
oh thats pretty okay
just chill in bed a bit? its what i do when i have a bad night
they were new first time posting as far as im aware.
im already sitting in my chair. maybe later if i feel more drained?
Maybe? I don't think I can go into them for another few years, since I am only 18
Thank god! We need more main games in the series!
Your mom is a shit flavor!
oh yea you dont post from mobile right?
shame its super comfy
yea you could do that, im gonna nap soon myself
fine you win, i wanna talk anyway
why are you online right now? i mean im glad but i thought you went to work today
She still wants to die
oh yeah, in murica you can go in them when you've turned 21. Well shit man.
i dont have many pictures on my phone and my bed isnt too comfy.
hows work going?
but not a comfy bed? how? why?
im lost tbh
Here is a better version of that picture.
To tell if another man is also gay, hitting on a straight guy can get awkward super quickly
Not that I plan to drink much though
My insults are top teir aren't they?
>wew I was about to flinch
Worked all morning at a place near my home so I got here for lunch/break. I need to leave in a few but I should be good for the afternoon I hope
damn that's rough. Is she still stuck with the shit nurse?
Well, you can just easly ask someone if he's gay or not
Or just tell them beforehand
if by top you mean garbage
oh i see, thats fun. good to hear everything is good
when you leaving?
>im about to pass out
you going to call the other job back?
the springs sometimes poke me and i need to get a new sheet. mine still has a rip
Pretty sure they're great
I also don't drink. But I also don't go out into bars since it's more of a hassle than anything else.
>If I don't get someone there I can't go home since it's too late
Yup, she is.
That's not a great conversation starter.
>Are you gay?
>Oh, okay bye
>Are you gay?
>Great, me too
but eh, I usually get to know people first anyway
>That's not a great conversation starter.
>Are you gay?
>Oh, okay bye
What the fuck is this?
You meet them, if you become friends with them you just bring this up.
"Ah, by the way, I'm also gay" or something.
Who the fuck just goes up to someone and just starts "hello are you gay?", for fuck's sake.
I'll leave whenever I feel like I can go for 2 hours without feeling like death again. I'm kinda losing it I was about to call them but I choked
sorry to hear that and for bringing this up
Yeah, that's the point.
But if you're looking for a relationship with someone who's also gay, you don't actually want to "waste" time by getting to know straight people.
It's like when you try to pick up a girl you go in a bar and don't talk to boys. You talk to girls.
Same with gay people, but since they all have dicks you either go in a gay bar or get your gaydar game up.
eh, no problem. Running away from it won't change anything anyway
Kreuzfeuer brenne in der Nacht
damn im sorry man, you should really call back, for both of us.
its no big deal i know you can handle it, they will prob just tell you how happy they are with you.
fuck me forgot pic
Na Chara was geht?
>new fag detected
I'm kind of tired too. I just woke up and I'm waiting for my brother to pick me up. We're going to the beach with my family
I'm not Bun.
I'm Black Iron Tarkus.
oh that is pretty sweet. good weather there?
you can catch some zz's on the beach right?
i like snoozing away in the sun at least
Yo Yume, mir geht's gut soweit. Und dir? Was geht bei dir so ab?
I dunno. People go in a bar to often get a girl, fuck her, and then just become sexfriends or something.
You'll also meet people with the same mindset, who couldn't find their soul mate in real life, so they need to go on a site where they'll find people similar to them.
I mean, you don't go in a club expecting to get in a relationship with the smartest girl from your area.
talking about zzz's i am gonna take a nap.
i will be back guys
Ganz ok threads sind komisch soviele unbekannte komme eigentlich nur selten vorbei
I was Always good.
yeah i dont know
>People go in a bar to often get a girl, fuck her, and then just become sexfriends or something
Don't ask me. I don't go into bars, so I have no idea.
>do they need to go on a site where they'll find people similar to them
Ah, yes, tinder or things like that.
>You don't go in a club expecting to get in a relationship with the smarthest girl in your area
Yeah, I think that's true. But then again college and university students sometimes go into a club so... you can still find smart people there
Ja, das du selten vorbeikommst ist mir aufgefallen. Kein Wunder dass du die ganzen neuen Leutchen hier nicht kennst. Aber verpasst hast du nichts außer gestern Esdeaths cringe. Hat sich anscheinend vom ersten Augenblick an in ein Mädchen in seiner Klasse verguckt und wollte es stalken. Hat hier immer wieder updates reingeschrieben. Ich sag dir, dass war großartig zu lesen.
Nope, >>703068172 was an easy joke to make, so hence low hanging fruit.
I don't buy it. why would you want a feminine man if you have the gays? You gotta go for real manly men not that fairy shit dude
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Mag natürlich sein, dass er echt so ist, aber die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass er nur Aufmerksamkeit braucht ist genauso groß
Das hat hier echt gefehlt
Ist nicht so wichtig, amüsant war es trotz allem. Und ich hab nichts gegen amüsante Geschichten. Egal ob es die Wahrheit ist oder erfunden.
I thought you thanked >>703069094
It's okay anyways