Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>703046771 >Claim
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>703046771
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703054404
Calamity-masu'd
>>703054404
My Taiga, my claim <3
>>703054535
That's lovely.
The hair stuff.
>>703054435
>>703054404
Come on, don't be sad.
Claimed
Claimed. Does anyone even remember me anymore?
>>703055488
yE
Leave them, Chen.
They are already dead.
>>703054535
Both cute and tsun
And nice car
Will you be running in the 90s? Also no, I posted it in a different community
>>703054900
Am not, I clicked on the closest pic to my pointer.
But thanks for the preoccupation, cute boi.
>>703056235
You know, I love you as much as you love me.
It's the
Dead body lootin', mutant shootin' Venus youthin',
Rootin' tootin', Luger totin' Ruger loadin',
Bullet throwin', way too long grenade holdin',
Triangle, I might mangle your weapon to rap,
Flash color coded clips and an RPG hat,
Baby baby blue ammo, turn red when it clap,
Shoot your face in the fat, c-c-cadaver slap,
Where the level boss at?
I wanna click-click-clack k'pow, click-click-click-clack that.
Good afternoon /waifu/
There are several anons which I don't know yet.
Ah shit, i still have to watch Gravity Falls
>>703056840
Yung Venuz is cool
claim'd
>>703057153
I don't need no friends, I don't need no phone, just a bag of severed heads and my Nuclear Throne.
>>703055885
Nuh uh!
You better believe I am! I'm already looking into a small 10" flat woofer to put in either the trunk, or behind the seat.
Those poor people...
Hello!
>>703054435
Homura? what's wrong guy?
>>703056235
oh nvm
>>703055885
sup, renge-money-hoes?
>>703057019
Watch it, it's a solid show
Also hello Chara, how are you?
>>703057153
Crystal might be my favorite to play but YV gets all the style points
>>703057260
They told me to post it
And they have already begun to modify it
So qt
So tsun
Okay, so I'm just watching Bojack Horseman and Death Grips start singing out of nowhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wUQAc4OfAU
1:25
Tagaki claimed.
>>703057438
Crystal is for pussies.
>>703057254
I have burned over 500 hours in that game
>>703057438
Hi there Renge
I'm good, wrote some job applications today and am listening to some Final Fantasy OST.
I'll watch Gravity Falls as soon as I get another job. Or else I'll just marathon the show and don't write any applications.
How are you?
>>703057564
Nice. I can't match that.
I only play Venuz, I currently start with a golden grenade launcher, shit's too good.
>>703057438
Modify it how?!
Nope!
>>703057564
You're right, but I never claimed to be anything else
>>703057660
Fun, which FF, or is it a mix? Get some applications in and then watch episodes on breaks from writing them, simple
I'm doing fine, just having a slow morning at work
>>703057388
Oh hey my man, what's up? I'm just chilling here at work
>>703057941
>golden grenade launcher
Pretty neat. I motly play Skeleton now, I don't why, I just feel like it I guess.
Ultra Shovel is the best weapon in the game
Miho claimed
>>703058196
From Mobius Final Fantasy. It's a bit different from the usual soundtrack I'd say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rREdnY_g9xU
Hmm... Maybe I'll do that then. Not sure yet
>>703058196
I'm great man!
Just woke up, about to solo que some league. Drinking some iced coffee. Good start to the day
>>703058204
What's skeleton's special? I haven't bothered to try and play melting until labs to unlock him.
And yeah, never had the ultra shovel before, but my favourite combo is golden grenade launcher and sledge or shovel, so I know it's got to be good.
>>703058507
The Ultra Shovel is like the Shovel, but better, it with Trigger Fingers, Impact Wrist and Long Arms is insanely OP during loop.
Skeleton is not that good of a character, he fires like a shot that doesn't use ammo, but gets hurt in the process, it's just fun to mess about with him
>>703058063
Don't ask questions that you don't want answered
Also absolutely
>>703058502
>soloq
Why would you do that
But otherwise sounds like a solid morning, glad to hear you're doing well
>>703058482
Just take it as it comes, I suppose
I'll have to check that out tonight, forgot my headphones today
>when you watch an anime for 6 episodes before realising it's the second season
brb tying noose
>>703060191
That happend when I watched Higurashi.
>>703060576
I though it just had an intro with some really nice foreshadowing but no. Fuck.
>>703060191
>>703060783
Ouch. What anime was it?
>>703059882
Take it as it comes, yeah, not like I get flooded with job offers
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703061352
Shortens to 'Oregairu'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxFRO9pRlwE
>>703061780
>looked up the anime
a hell of a long name
Any good?
>>703061947
Well I like it. Seems to be well scored.
I actually don't mind the male protagonist so that's a change.
>>703059882
That sounds terrifying. What did you do to those poor innocent fuccbois?
here
>>703062179
I guess that's worth something. Usually I hate male protagonists in harem like anime.
Either they're the denses material in the universe or they just love getting into awkward situations and getting smacked by the girls
>>703062457
Or is simply just an anime made to pleasure the people watching it.
>>703062457
My point exactly.
My most hated male protagonist yet is from Re:Zero.
>>703062600
Sure, that's what anime and TV Series are for. Entertainment. But I don't enjoy these.
>>703062662
Subaru is a strange one. At times he's pretty good at other times he's... well he's the worst.
I wouldn't say he's my most hated male protagonist but he's hitting pretty close at times.
>>703062600
yes chen
>>703062970
Hello~
>>703063338
allo
>>703062964
What anime do you like, then?
I doubt anyone from here like harem, because it's the same shit, but different story/characters.
>>703062965
>>703063440
It always changes to be honest. Most of the time I like Horror/Psychological and/or comedy
>>703062179
One of my favorite shows from that year.
Really well writen.
Never seen season 2, I probably should.
>>703062600
>>703063440
Nice contradiction.
>claim
I had a new flavour chips today, sweet chilly chicken.
its wasnt good
how are you guys doing in here?
>>703063627
Hey Chara!
>>703064050
I'm good. My professors all seem nice
Sour cream and onion best chips
>>703063984
>anyone from here like harem
>from here
Our thread.
>>703064137
Heya Fran!
How are you? Did anything interesting happen?
>>703063719
Yeah, I'm a fan of school based animes. What's depressing is the most likely reason behind that fondness.
>>703064137
ah good to hear, my prof today gave a pretty inspiring speech on how to love yourself or else you will fail in life
that was 2 hours
and no not even close, best is nacho cheese doritos
>>703064397
I dunno who you are, but I despise you.
>>703062457
Just because a show features a male MC and a cast of female characters, that doesn't means it's a harem
>>703064346
Highschool is as carefree as you'll ever be in your life. I can relate I guess.
>>703064494
I claim the dork
>>703064512
Hey man, usually when people post you're waifu it's a compliment. Chill.
>>703064609
>>703064325
Played some Magic yesterday, and met some new people. So far college is going well
>>703064494
Sounds good! The speeches I have heard have mainly been that you guys are in college now, and classes are you g to be much faster so be sure to study and seek help when you need it. Oh, and that rape is bad, and consent isn't consent if drinks are involved.
More of a cool ranch Doritos than nacho cheese
>>703064513
Hmm... true enough... but still, most of the time it is.
>>703064714
I knew you'd love it. Is there anything bad that happened besides the mandatory rape class?
>>703064050
hello
>>703064675
>>703064735
>>703064857
hello
>>703064714
yea i love that guy, made me think of a certain someone though.
You better not rape anyone fran, thats a big no no
>cool ranch
i dont think we can be friends anymore
that shit is disgusting
>>703064857
hey tomo
i believe you are up a weird time right?
something up?
>>703064901
>>703062970
where areeee uuu?
>>703064671
Not when, someone try to fucking steal your waifu.
>>703064922
hi chen
>>703064993
its 8:30am and i dont know woke up and couldnt fall back asleep
Claim
>>703065029
picture_for_ants.jpg
>>703064802
No, just that I don't really have a good gaydar, so I will be setting up a Tindr profile soon. Hope I meet a qt guy on it!
Anything more on your end? Figured out your internet problems?
>>703064993
Who did you think of?
I'll try not to, you buzz kill
No they aren't!
>>703064997
Hey there shino
Claiming
>>703065195
Rory?
>>703065195
Claiming this
>>703065238
Feces claim
>>703065006
>ENHANCE
>>703064993
>
>>703064997
I'm not getting on rn. The 2 places I'm inspecting are close to my home, so I can take a much need break rn
>>703065343
>>703065409
Winrar
>>703065088
oh. yea i thought something like that, did you at least sleep some hours? it cant be that bad right?
sucks though, not being able to fall asleep
>>703065162
that someone staring at me right now actually
they taste like milky chips, which doesnt make any sense
id rather just have bland ones
>>703065408
>>703065162
Don't worry, I also have a bad gaydar.
Nope, no idea. I put the 3DS in the DMZ of my router and it still doesn't work. I really have no idea. I just played the game solo for most part... Which makes you pretty good.
>Giant monster
>have to shoot its legs before you can shoot its mouth
>Lock on the front legs and snipe the back legs so you don't have to run around it
I did the mission in 4 minutes and the time in which I had to do it for extra points was 9 minutes.
Still pretty hard wiping out waves of space pirates alone
>>703065088
how are you?
were you the one talking about summer sadness yesterday
Seems discord is shitting itself
>>703065482
Akame?
It's ranch flavor!
>>703065521
How do I get good at it?
MLG Pro 360 no-scope sniping?
>>703065482
i went at like 3 woke up like an hour ago. its fine.
>>703065543
im fine. no i did not.
>>703065772
hmmm
ok
there are too many tomoko anons
>>703065482
>>703065764
>>703065764
No idea how you get better with a gaydar. Maybe uh... going into gay bars?
MLG 720 no scope charge beam sniping
But I like the atmosphere of the game. It's an okay spinoff story and I'm thinking that the game is hinting for another new Metroid series. All the time you go on missions it's saying
>Oh yeah, we got some intel from Samus Aran
>She's super and we're acting on that
>Also, you owe her, since she saved your life you fucking noob Marine
>>703065764
yup
its shit flavour
>>703065772
oh thats pretty okay
just chill in bed a bit? its what i do when i have a bad night
>>703065997
>>703065846
they were new first time posting as far as im aware.
>>703066047
im already sitting in my chair. maybe later if i feel more drained?
>>703066010
how's the granny?
>>703066047
>>703066010
Maybe? I don't think I can go into them for another few years, since I am only 18
Thank god! We need more main games in the series!
>>703066047
Cool
Your mom is a shit flavor!
>>703066107
oh yea you dont post from mobile right?
shame its super comfy
yea you could do that, im gonna nap soon myself
>>703066237
fine you win, i wanna talk anyway
why are you online right now? i mean im glad but i thought you went to work today
Quick claim
>>703066010
>>703065764
why do you have a gaydar
>>703066237
She still wants to die
>>703066360
oh yeah, in murica you can go in them when you've turned 21. Well shit man.
>>703066377
i dont have many pictures on my phone and my bed isnt too comfy.
>>703066360
nice
>>703066469
hows work going?
>>703066560
i understand,
but not a comfy bed? how? why?
im lost tbh
>>703066469
Here is a better version of that picture.
>>703066107
Hmm, whatever.
>>703066560
Mine is.
>>703066479
To tell if another man is also gay, hitting on a straight guy can get awkward super quickly
>>703066493
Yeah...
Not that I plan to drink much though
>>703066668
My insults are top teir aren't they?
>>703066377
>wew I was about to flinch
Worked all morning at a place near my home so I got here for lunch/break. I need to leave in a few but I should be good for the afternoon I hope
>>703066493
damn that's rough. Is she still stuck with the shit nurse?
>>703066734
Well, you can just easly ask someone if he's gay or not
Or just tell them beforehand
>>703066734
if by top you mean garbage
then yea
>>703066802
oh i see, thats fun. good to hear everything is good
when you leaving?
>im about to pass out
you going to call the other job back?
>>703055885
Hi renge how r u doing
>>703066668
the springs sometimes poke me and i need to get a new sheet. mine still has a rip
>>703066731
trade you
>>703066864
But autismo
>>703066977
Pretty sure they're great
>>703066734
I also don't drink. But I also don't go out into bars since it's more of a hassle than anything else.
>If I don't get someone there I can't go home since it's too late
>>703066802
Yup, she is.
>>703066864
That's not a great conversation starter.
>Are you gay?
>No.
>Oh, okay bye
>Are you gay?
>Yes
>Great, me too
but eh, I usually get to know people first anyway
>>703066734
I thought if you were straight, that would be the ultimate compliment. I wouldn't know, I only attract flies.
>>703067179
>are you gay?
>daddy?
>bye
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
Claiming Rin
>>703067138
Trade me.
>>703067179
>That's not a great conversation starter.
>Are you gay?
>No.
>Oh, okay bye
What the fuck is this?
You meet them, if you become friends with them you just bring this up.
"Ah, by the way, I'm also gay" or something.
Who the fuck just goes up to someone and just starts "hello are you gay?", for fuck's sake.
>>703067165
Ah, whatever.
ssǝnƃ ı sʇooɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq
ǝɯnʎ ƃuıɯıɐlɔ<
>>703066977
I'll leave whenever I feel like I can go for 2 hours without feeling like death again. I'm kinda losing it I was about to call them but I choked
>>703067179
sorry to hear that and for bringing this up
>>703067374
just bring it over.
>>703067138
Still from your dog?
Damn that sucks why not get a new one?
>>703067165
They're almost as bad as your taste in waifu
>>703067344
Hey man, I'm tired. About to nap soon
Yourself?
>>703067374
Yeah, that's the point.
But if you're looking for a relationship with someone who's also gay, you don't actually want to "waste" time by getting to know straight people.
It's like when you try to pick up a girl you go in a bar and don't talk to boys. You talk to girls.
Same with gay people, but since they all have dicks you either go in a gay bar or get your gaydar game up.
>>703067436
Heya Yume
>>703067503
eh, no problem. Running away from it won't change anything anyway
>>703067436
2008 called, they want their upside down text back..
Kreuzfeuer brenne in der Nacht
>>703067503
damn im sorry man, you should really call back, for both of us.
its no big deal i know you can handle it, they will prob just tell you how happy they are with you.
>>703067658
fuck me forgot pic
>>703067710
Na Chara was geht?
>>703067737
>new fag detected
>>703067806
Bun-bun/10
>>703067658
I'm kind of tired too. I just woke up and I'm waiting for my brother to pick me up. We're going to the beach with my family
>>703067924
I'm not Bun.
I'm Black Iron Tarkus.
>>703067938
oh that is pretty sweet. good weather there?
you can catch some zz's on the beach right?
i like snoozing away in the sun at least
>>703067924
Yo Yume, mir geht's gut soweit. Und dir? Was geht bei dir so ab?
>>703067710
I dunno. People go in a bar to often get a girl, fuck her, and then just become sexfriends or something.
You'll also meet people with the same mindset, who couldn't find their soul mate in real life, so they need to go on a site where they'll find people similar to them.
I mean, you don't go in a club expecting to get in a relationship with the smartest girl from your area.
>>703067540
I'm afraid.
>>703068096
.
>>703068065
so you did become gud finally?
>>703066864
You gay?
talking about zzz's i am gonna take a nap.
i will be back guys
>>703068131
>>703068183
good nap
>>703068172
I wish I was, just to piss off people, but no
I also expected this shitty question when I was writing.
>>703068072
That's the plan at least.
>>703068119
Ganz ok threads sind komisch soviele unbekannte komme eigentlich nur selten vorbei
>>703068172
>'Sup faggot you got a dick?
Greatest way to get a guy.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>703068096
Morning.
>>703068141
I was Always good.
>>703068252
The low hanging fruit is always the sweetest
>>703068335
gimme some bunny legs
>>703068331
Hello.
>>703068374
>The low hanging fruit is always the sweetest
Like what, being gay?
>>703068469
Nah, making easy jokes.
Though depending you could say it's a euphemism for anal virginity, or some gay shit like that
>>703068650
>2016
>not buying into the trap meme
Are you straight or some gay shit like that?
>>703067658
yeah i dont know
>>703068131
why?
>>703068183
night
>>703068131
>People go in a bar to often get a girl, fuck her, and then just become sexfriends or something
Don't ask me. I don't go into bars, so I have no idea.
>do they need to go on a site where they'll find people similar to them
Ah, yes, tinder or things like that.
>You don't go in a club expecting to get in a relationship with the smarthest girl in your area
Yeah, I think that's true. But then again college and university students sometimes go into a club so... you can still find smart people there
>>703068274
Ja, das du selten vorbeikommst ist mir aufgefallen. Kein Wunder dass du die ganzen neuen Leutchen hier nicht kennst. Aber verpasst hast du nichts außer gestern Esdeaths cringe. Hat sich anscheinend vom ersten Augenblick an in ein Mädchen in seiner Klasse verguckt und wollte es stalken. Hat hier immer wieder updates reingeschrieben. Ich sag dir, dass war großartig zu lesen.
Eru Claimed
How goes it?
>>703068650
I don't understand what you meant.
Easly to get people are the sweetest?
>>703068867
I thought it was a gay ass testicle joke or some gay shit like that.
>>703068867
Nope, >>703068172 was an easy joke to make, so hence low hanging fruit.
>>703068705
I don't buy it. why would you want a feminine man if you have the gays? You gotta go for real manly men not that fairy shit dude
>>703068867
Easy people offer the most instant gratification.
Essentially thats what it would mean.
>>703069088
Found the straight guy.
>>703069094
Oh, I get it. Thanks for explaining and not being that vague like others.
>>703069088
>>703069088
>>703069088
>>703069088
>>703068096
>>703069235
>>703069375
I thanked you.
>>703068771
>esdeath
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Mag natürlich sein, dass er echt so ist, aber die Wahrscheinlichkeit, dass er nur Aufmerksamkeit braucht ist genauso groß
>>703068396
Das hat hier echt gefehlt
>>703069375
>>703069537
Ist nicht so wichtig, amüsant war es trotz allem. Und ich hab nichts gegen amüsante Geschichten. Egal ob es die Wahrheit ist oder erfunden.
>>703069508
I thought you thanked >>703069094
It's okay anyways
>>703069641
>>703069841
I thanked both.
>>703069841
>>703069922
>implying /mu/ exists
>>703070109
>>703070194
thx
>>703068745
No reason at all.
>>703071131
Stop posting my post
Claimed.
>>703071223
How about no, my precious little meme.
>>703071383
Don't post me or my post ever again.
