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4503 qld
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>>703052219
6105 reporting
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sup cunts?
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>>703052297
>>703052300
Nobody gives a fuck where you live you spastic cunts
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>>703052219
repping 6164
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How many cunnies checking bunnings out this weekend??
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Brisbane here.
How much does Brisbane suck?
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Anybody have Melbourne nudes?
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>>703052383
And nobody gives a fuck about your entire existence, kys faggot
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>>703052492
>being 12 and edgy
Go discover what masturbatioon is and fuck off kiddie
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>>703052219
It's full of boring people.. Can't meet anyone with same interests
Even call girls are cunts and aren't kinky and want to do any fetish shit.. I repressed here fuck this shit city and every one in it
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>>703052219
Has anybody here been to Subway Sauna? It's a gay sauna in Melbourne. What's it like?
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>>703052219
Being an Aussie Destiny player is both the best and worst thing ever, the best because the reset is at 7pm, and the expansions go live at 7pm, the worst because Iron Banner, Trials and any Patches go live at 3am.

At least the Muricans love us.
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>>703052696
>playing destiny
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>>703052860
It's not an easy game to be a fan of.
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>>703052989
I haven't even played it I just know people hate it
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4069 19m here
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>>703053202
What makes you think any of us really give a fuck how old you are?
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Any Wanita Gleeson from Noosa?
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>>703053274
just to avoid old cunts replying honestly
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>>703053304
Anybody have the nude page with Aus sluts?
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4116 here sup cunts
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anybody know a girl called hannah b?
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>>703053030
The hate is mostly overblown, there are/were legitimate problems with the game, many of which have been addressed in Patches and Expansions. The consistent issues are with balance, PvP is in a good spot, but Bungie have an issue with separating PvP and PvE balance.

It's worth a shot, with Rise of Iron coming out, Taken King will be going cheap, I recommend giving it a fair try before passing judgement. It's a solid game, despite it's flaws.
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>>703053513
br, from brisbane
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4213 waddup cunts
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>>703052383
this guy gets it
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>>703052458
It sucks balls.
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anyone know this cunt, his name is Will
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>>703053513
of course
why?
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2065 up in it
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>>703053635
why fishbowl lens
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Any cunts know have brisbane drug hookups?
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>>703053898
i can get weed, 4068 here
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>>703053950
Fuck weed, Im chasing speed or mdma
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>>703053898

just go to family brah, easy drugs
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4285 here,

Anyone else got 0.2mbps net speeds?
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GET SOME FORTHIES IN YA LADZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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4067 here cunts how yas going
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>>703054542
how old are you bro?
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>>703054692
19 whys that
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>>703054762
just wondering, got kik?
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>>703054834
Kek
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>>703054834
I'm not a homo champ step back Iad
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>>703054864
Show us your 19 year old dick faggot
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>>703054398
You young cunts are the worst.
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>>703054971
>show us your dick
>faggot
Step back cunt before I fuckin gIass you, you fucking poofta cunt
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>>703054190
hows college fag?
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"Fuck" count: 7
"Cunt" count: 12
Ausfag checking in
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>>703052297
That's Ipswich / Brassall. Used to live there
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Northern tassie reporting
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13 00 6 555...
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>>703052458
Massively. Could be worse. Could be Adelaide.
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>>703053635
Looks like a cunt
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>>703055417
OH SIX
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>>703055417
OH SIX
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looks like everyone worth a root in Sydney is out on the town... what up fellow fkn losers!
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>>703055399
Nice dubs
What does everybody do for work there?
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>>703055489
I like your thinking
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Boobs
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4556 / 4560 reporting in
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Charter boat?
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4350 reporting in
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4650 here cunts
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>>703055672
What charter boat?
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>>703055514
Full time Joiner

Part time sick cunt
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>>703053457
4118 here. Wish papa Joes was still open this late
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>>703052219

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>>703055742
I'd imagine Tasmania to be like living in a small town where you know everybody
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HERE TO BROTHER ANON WHO'S WITH US TONIGHT
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>>703055518
you too bud
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Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea:
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty rich and rare,
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
Advance Australia fair.

Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've come across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair.
In joyful strains then let us sing,
Advance Australia fair.
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0812
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>>703052575
>kiddie

You aren't even Australian. Fuck off, we're full.
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Anyone here into Amity?
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>>703055968
>peopIe wanna change the anthem to waItzing matiIda
why???
I'd understand if we had a shit one, but this one is pretty good and waItzing matiIda doesn't have that anthem feeI
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>>703055947
Nah, you tend to know a lot of peopl, and know of a lot of people, but still so much goddamn strangers. Especially since we think you have to make a day of it if you travel more than 50km in any direction.
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Tomorrow, i'm off to my local Bunnings to grab a snag, who's with me ya cunts?
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>>703055898
Any more?
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>>703056121
Because we used to sing it to piss off the english, and it's about a bloke flipping of the police after stealing shit.

Bogan fuckwits relate.
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>>703056278
Fuck yea
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4209 here. Upper coomera, break in capital of the gold coast
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I LEFT MY HEART TO THE SAPPERS ROUND KHE SANN
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4074 reporting in
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>>703056121
>anthem
>John Farnham - You're the voice
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>>703056332
Bet your name starts with an R cunt
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>>703056082

Their older stuff, Not even bothering with the gay new album. Seen them live 5 times from Adelaide, Brisbane and Gold Coast.

Albums in order for me are

>Glory Days
>Severed Ties
>Youngbloods
>Chasing Ghosts
>Let the ocean take me.

Thats good to worst.
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>>703056332
I got a mate who lives there, got nbn up the road but he doesn't have it, do you?
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>>703056360
>>703056420
Can you imagine a farnes/barnes combo singing the aussie anthem?

Mate
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>>703056420
YOU'RE THE VOICE, TRY AND UNDERSTAND IT
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2454 wassap cunts
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Zzzzzzzzzz...
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>>703056492
Nah we don't even have the infrastructure for adsl 2 here. It's fucked, you go like two streets over and cunts are living in the future with their fast internet and shit
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>>703052449
Is that even a question cunt

Go back to masters before they close forever knob head
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>>703056552
FUCKIN WAKE UP GOOK BOI
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>>703056500
Mate...
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>>703056581
I feel ya, I'm stuck on ADSL1 out here in Beaudesert
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>>703056681

Surprised you even have electricity.
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>>703056598
I was hoping their closing down sale would start a bit better than 20 percent

>captcha was "select all picture with pickup trucks"
>that's a fuckin ute ya muppet
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>>703056552
facken jeff
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>>703056617
OI FUCK YOU MATE, GO WATCH PLAYSCHOOL YA CUNT!

MAYBE YOU CAN LOOK THROUGH THE ARCH WINDOW AND FIND A WAY TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A SHIT CUNT!!!
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>>703056514
I'd rally behind this country like a fkn nazi supporter if they did this and put eyebrows back in power.
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>>703052300
>>703053388
>>703053611
>>703055299
>>703055399
>>703055955
>>703056500
Nice dubs, wankers
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any glory holes in brissy?
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>>703056723
Hah you're not wrong
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>>703056723
He's gotta go outside and crank the genny by hand every 15 minutes. He's the envy of his whole street
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>>703056763
This man
>post yfw based John Howard said that a 50/50 spIit of men and women in poIitics wiII never happen because there are too many women in caring roIes.
>>703056681
I Iive in the middIe of Brisbane 15 minute bus ride from the city centre and I have ADSL1
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>>703056799
Look who's talking cunt
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>>703056915
Shit, for a first world country we kinda suck shit ay
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>>703052669
Come down and I'll give ya a foot long
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>>703056915
Thank your mate Campbell for that one
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Which of you cunts had and pictures of Hot aboriginal chicks ?? I know they are out there I've banged one once she was a top root
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BIG BIG BIG BIG
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>>703057042
No I can thank UQ for that.
My entire suburb has cabIe instaIIed in aII the streets, but I Iive in a university owned house just off campus and they've decided paying the few hundred to upgrade the house to cabIe isn't worth the money.

Fucking pricks
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>>703056548
2444 sup lets suck each others dicks sometime
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>>703057006
nah, we just too big, not enough peeps. We're doing pretty well so far. Leading a lot of the science and tech industries, investing in our future etc.

We'll always whinge about shit cause we can always be better... fuck that swimmer yank that has more medals than Thorpedo. bet he can't tale a dick like him!
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>>703057190
nah brah not gay

lol typical port mcquarie
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Vote Labour cunts
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>>703057166
A uni owned house? Is it cheap rent or free since you're already paying for a course?
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120mbps net here. Fucking brilliant.

4128

What's cracking?
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>>703057309
Yeah I suppose, read an article sayin the NBN co are testing copper and gettin gigabit speeds so only time can tell
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>>703057344
Fuck no son
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Any fifo cunts here? Coal, gas, whatever
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>>703057309
this 2bh.
If we were the size of FinIand or Norway or some shit we'd unironicaIIy be the best country in the worId.
Right now because the vast majority of the popuIation is stretched aII the way aIong the eastern coast its hard to Iink it aII together.
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>>703057042
Campbell was the biggest cockhead out there so good that he's gone now that cunt should have been shot
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>>703057150
i dont remember spike looking like a fucking sped
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best club in sydney to bring home sluts?
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>>703057344
>is it cheap
you joking mate?
You think it'd be cheap to rent a room right next to the biggest university in the state?
Its $180 a week for a big room, incIudes utiIities except internet and furniture.
OveraII its not bad, I mean I can see the university from the window in my room.
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>>703057396
Fuck off with your fast internet. I have to hotspot my computer from my phone to update vidya and such.

Took me four months to re-install new vegas
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>>703057404
They'll roll out fibre everywhere eventually, that was always their plan, they just pushed it back for a bit. Shits expensive though, and we need FUCKTONNES of it. plus when they were talking about it, it was pretty fragile stuff, it's better now.

fibre to the node is still pretty good. That's a huge chunk of the infrastructure done, scalable for some time.

I'm pretty happy with my speeds and I'm just on singapores floptus.
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>>703057648
>four months
>four fucking months
and I thought mine was bad when it took me 4 days to downIoad NBA 2K16
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With my plan I am supposed to get up to 20mb/s

Doesn't the nbn only promis like 25mb/s or something
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>>703057587
Damn, thought it might have been subsidized or something.

Still cheaper than a mortgage!
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>>703057648
Mate, I used to be on 1.2mbps. I literally chose to live here for the net. If you're nearby, come war drive some time and download what you need.

>>703057681
They will resist FTH/FTP for as long as humanly possible. We're going to end up with a hybrid fuckfest just like the pair gain system that Telstra rolled out for nearly identical reasons. I wish they would learn..
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>>703057681
I'm with Dodo out in the sticks, they're like the only option.
Stuck with 0.2mbps
Not happy at all.
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>>703057587
My rents $720 a fortnight, 3 other people paying the same thing.

Shits cash though.
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Sydney reporting in. Originally from Dallas, TX. I'm visiting australia for vacation.
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>>703057800
Yea but I doubt you are sharing your mortgaged house with random strangers and dont have rule over the household itself.
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5242 here.
What's up SA bros?
Starting work for the dole next week so need to find something to do with my last days are a free neet.
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>>703057681
You fucken druggo

Do you really think they will do it everywhere? Out past woop woop?

Fuck no mate, if you live even remotely out of the city, your fucked, that's what's happened to me, I live a 3min drive from a fucking post office and they said 'yeah Nah, too much work.'
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>>703057873
how Iong you here for buddy?
>>703057824
thats about as fast as mine here in the middIe of Brisbane, ironicaIIy with dodo too.
>>703057867
where's that at? Pretty good price
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>>703057927
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5157 Radelaide in da house
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>>703057734
Yeah it was a stop/start deal so that I didn't go over my data cap and have to pay telstra 200 bucks in excess
>>703057816
Tempting offer, I've just bought in Ormeau so if the internet there is shit expect a knock on the door
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>>703057788
Yeah 'up to' dickhead

Don't go with big telcos cause they will fuck you. Look up a mob called amnet or something like that
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>>703057978
What's up man?
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>>703057976
You ever been with any other ISP? I've been tryna look into seeing if I can get any others out here for any kind of improvement, even a solid megabit would be appreciated
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>>703058023
>teIstra
>'oh yeah we don't do unIimited hahah but our speeds are super fast!'
Fuck those buIIshit artists
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>>703057879
Fair point, sharehousing can be a real prick. How are your housemates?
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>>703058080
Not muchh /b/ro

You?
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>>703057976
I go back on saturday. It's actually not that bad here either.
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>>703052219
HB 2077 LAD
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>>703058133
Not much, just trying to figure out what to do with my last few days of neet freedom.
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>>703058091
Nah man onIy been Iiving at this pIace for around 6 months.
I went with dodo because they were the cheapest option.
I'm stuck on ADSL1 so no matter who I pick I think its gonna be just as shithoIe sadIy.
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>>703058120

I'm not the same guy you are talking to but mine are not to bad. chick I live with cooks me dinner everynight and even washes my clothes..
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>>703058075
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Nostalgia trip anyone?
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>>703058023
Internet there isn't horrible. If you want tons of download, go TPG. If you want performance, iinet.

Should be options. Still won't be as fast as my co-ax.
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>>703052219
4217
Gold Coast what's up
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>>703058120
I'm the $180 a week guy.
Got 2 roommates in a 5 bedroom house, both engineering undergrads.
One is chinese, the other is an autismo white dude from GoIdy.
Nice enough guys though.
>>703058136
Did you just visit Sydney?
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>>703058219
That's called a missus, buddy
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>>703058201
Yeah they're definitely the cheapest. Its kinda bullshit though that when Telstra came out to test our lines they said we have a line rate of 1.5 Mbps, yet really practically it's only .2mbps
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>>703054074
Who is this fagot?
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>>703058187
Go out. Go to town pretend Hindley is Kings Cross
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>>703058279
Whereabouts on the coast?
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>>703055453
Could be Canberra
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>>703058353
I'd consider going to Titanium tomorrow night but don't have any way of getting home. (no way in hell I'm paying $100+ for a taxi home to the hills)
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>>703058330
then it might be your modem man.
AIso couId be that you're using wireIess not a wired connection straight to the modem.
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>>703058313
His name isn't dave by any chance? Scrawny, pale, weird fuckin hair?
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>>703058251
Got you fam
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>>703056082
They fucking suck and you're a faggot for going on tumblr
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>>703058465
Nah his name's AIex.
they're both mech engineering
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Anyone from toowoomba?
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>>703058464
Nah switched out the stock modem they give ya with a top of the line Asus one that a helpful bloke at Umart recommended. And it's all Ethernet, my next guess would be that housing lines are faulty or some shit
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>>703058525
My brother's wife is

Did you go to Toowoomba grammar? Her dad was a principaI there or some shit
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>>703058467
My man...
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>>703058461
IS THAT A BBALL GAME
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>>703058515
Ahh damn, I know a dave who moved to bris for uni. Would have hilarious if it was him. I was fwb with his old housemate and I'm pretty sure he wanted to fuck her, because he always gave me the dirtiest looks and shit
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>>703058592
Nah man, joeys kid
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>>703058614
>BBALL GAME
what?

>>703058597
top kek I forgot about this shit
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>>703058467
>yfw the new bIinky biII
fuckin disgusting man
>>703058569
Yeah might be that too, had the same probIems at my parents house
>tfw my parents are getting NBN in October
JUST
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>>703058406
Bundall fag. Fuck these road works
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>>703057976
My address is 123 fake st. You're aware that I mean 4 people are paying $720/fortnight EACH right? For a total of $2840 a fortnight, or $1420 a week? I pay more in rent than some friends earn. Fuck aussies house prices.

>>703057816
pretty true. Few people will bother to run 50km of fibre for a few people, but prices are constantly going down. Fibre used to be worth its weight in gold, now I roll out 50m of it for a backup.

>>703057824
dem feels. I'm on 100Mbps right now, but I've had net since the fastest modem was 28.8k. I know your pain :(

>>703058330
1.5Mbps would be about 0.2MBps. Bits and Bytes my man. Real speed is in bytes, they sell it in bits cause it's 8 times the speed.
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>>703058661
Imao dude yeah it wouId be pretty funny
where you from bud? GoIdy?
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>>703058672
Hahaha yeah there's plans for next year over here to have fixed wireless nbn.
Grandparents run cable to premises at like 50mbps on a bad day
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>>703058467
Greatest afternoon show
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>>703058670
At that Titanium Arena? Its showing the 36ers i think
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>>703058735
Yeah nah I'm in the know with the bits and bytes, and I'm stuck permanently in 0.2 megabits per second
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>>703058614
>>703058780
Titanium the night club.
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>>703058762
HAVR YOU EVER... EVER FELT LIKE THIS?!
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>>703058735
>address
I meant which city/suburb Imao
aIso yeah I thought you might have meant that, but I thought that was way too dear so I thought you were confused and meant the totaI was $720 a fortnight.
Pretty hectic
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>>703058740
Yeah grew up in southport/benowa
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Fav flavor gents?
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>>703058762
>>703058870

HAVE YOU HEARD THE WORD ABOUT THE BIRD AND THE SPIDER?!
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>>703058919
Banana.
Always thought rainbow tasted weird.
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>>703058735
That is an absolutely ridiculous amount of rent to pay individually. I wonder how many houses the uni owns, they'd make a mint
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>>703052420
MY BOY 6163
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>>703058919
Rainbow
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>>703058865
Fark I ain't never seen this club before. This is dank. I'll bring my friends here one night in town. We've been looking to explore other places other than just HQ, Woolshed and Reds.

Have you been to Mansions Mansions since they've re-opened?
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Fav beer lads?
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>>703058901
I know a few peopIe who went to that Southport SchooI
seems its for reaI rich cunts huh?
>>703058919
Banana or ChocoIate, onIy IittIe kids can enjoy rainbow Imao
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>>703058919
Choc is the only way to go. You should have grown out of all orher flavours by the time you're 10
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>>703058994
hes not the uni guy, I am.
>>703059052
I don't drink beer much, but I drink cider sometimes
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4670 mutha fuckas come smoke a bowl
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>>703058972
Remember the episode where his dick was a propeller?
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>>703059052
Hahn of those beers there, asahi overall
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>>703059018
It's pretty new, best club I've been to.
I went on a Friday night with a few people, they let us in early and we ended up getting VIP treatment.

No, I've not been there before. Is it any good?

Only other clubs I've been to are London, Woolshed, Dog & Duck and some other shit hole I don't even remember the name of.
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>>703059184
Mate that shit came up all season
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>>703059184
Yes cunt, cut holes in his undies and raced cunts swimming
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>>703058848
any wireless towers nearby? That's probably where most of this landmass is gunna go... that or facebooks exploded satellites.

>>703058871
2114. If I could be bothered to open my blinds, I can see the city, airport, homebush and parra. A 3 story house with a lap pool in the top floor, a waterfall from the roof and a 6 car garage just got built further up the hill... This place is becoming the new eastern suburbs.

(def not uni guy)
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>>703059080
No idea to be honest, I bounced between oxenford, ashmore and coomera
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>>703059249
All the Murray bridge kids hang at woolshed (one myself just don't tell anyone)
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>>703058919
>>703058762
>>703058597

This thread is going straight to the memories room
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>>703059320
The closest distribution point is 6km away, but the fixed wireless tower is planned to go up on the allotment behind the neighbours place so it'll be close
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4810 here, any youse cunts live up this way
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>>703056082
Saw them the other week with sensaii, driven fear and trophy eyes. Really good show.
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>>703059294
I wish they still did reruns. I'd record the shit out of it, show it to my grandkids one day
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>>703059294
>>703059255
Duck yeah he did man, something to do with a fish wasn't it?
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>>703059363
I'd like to get down to town more often but getting home is the problem.
Since I'm on my P's I can't drive, since I'd drink or even if I didn't, I can't drive between midnight and 5am.
Getting a taxi back would cost well over $100 so fuck that.
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>>703059353
Goldcoast fag here too. Currently by in bundall. Would rather kill myself than go anywhere near ferry road. Fuck that roadwork bullshit
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>>703059395
HOW'S THE SERENITY
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>>703059497
Yeah, and the older brother getting pregnant and shit
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>>703053414
http://int.anon-ib.ru/au/
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>>703059444
Noice. If you own a patch of land and it's pretty elevated, talk to some telcos about putting a tower on your property. You'll get paid and have free connection for life (until they sell it to some indian company).

There are some American air force bases in the very centre of Aus... I wonder how they get their connection...
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>>703059612
Fucken ghost knight in the attic too or some shit
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>>703059249
Last time I tried to go to Mansions Mansions was on NYE and they were closed down (reopening in the new year). I havent had the money to go since (flat ass broke). But I heard good things about it before it closed down.

Everyone goes to London lol. So cheap haha
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>>703059450
I'm from Cairns but in Brissy for uni.
Where's 4810? InnisfaiI?
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>>703059537
Hahaha yeah they're taking their sweet time with all of it. The roadworks around the upper coomera overpass have been going on for at least 8 months and they've just made the traffic worse
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Any mackay nudes?
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>>703059676
Keep trying to bang the girl
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>>703059660
The neighbour already tried that and was gonna get it, before local gov swooped in and told em that they ain't allowed to unless they do it on the gov land
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know any other sites like this?

int.anon-ib.ru/au/
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>>703059702
Yeah it's fucked. Went to see a mate in upper Coomera a few weeks back. Used gps on my phone had no fucking clue what was going on because they'd taken the round about our. Phones telling me shit that doesn't exist like its fucking sky net or some shit
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>>703059805
fkn cucked...

This is where knowing the right person and giving them the right years grange helps...
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>>703059688
London's trash, or so I hear. I only went once. It was crowded as fuck, could hardly move in there. Everyone I've talked to says that it's shit too.
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>>703054542
any UQ nudes to share bruhzzie?
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>>703059976
Yeah I don't like the London tbh, way too small. I love HQ (rip) because there's like 6 different area's. Its awesome to go to when its packed out.

I hate reds. Although their disco floor is pretty cool.
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>>703060101
I wish cunt you got any
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CQ 4746. I'm alone
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>>703055584
any coast or usc nudes to trade bruh?
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>>703055736
maryborough/bay nudes?!
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>>703059872
bump for nudes
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>>703055959
any coast nudes bro?
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>>703060116
I've never actually managed to get to HQ.
Every time I've gone to town it's been the place we were going to go but never did.
Was going to go the other night but Titanium was so good we decided to stay there all night.
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>>703052219
so fags, why aren't you at revs tonight?
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>>703060156
some
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>>703060355
weII, we're waiting
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>>703060355
UQ gatton ones?
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>>703060355
Do it
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>>703060305
If HQ is empty it sucks hard, but on a usual night its pretty sick. The time to go to town would be when the crows play North Melbourne. It will be fucking crazy. Just be warned, you will either have to book a taxi a day ahead at least, or arrange a lift home with someone you know because taxi's are booked out.
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>>703060483
>Gatton
fuck off mate bestiality is iIIegaI
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>>703060544
No way in hell I could afford a taxi home. Fuck living in the hills sucks. And unfortunately don't have any friends so getting a ride home probably won't happen either.
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>>703059690
Townsville.. It fuckung dead here
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>>703060355
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>>703060742
yeah fuck that Imao, at Ieast Cairns has some stuff to do.
You just Iive there or go to JCU?
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>>703060721
I feel ya. I live 40mins from town. Buses don't even go to my houses :( I have to catch buses to within 15mins of my house and call my bro.
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imgur.com/a/bc8FY
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>>703060952
wtf is this, there aren't even any nudes
>>>/trash/
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>>703058919
i used to love rainbow as a kid but looking back it didnt taste like anything except that same chemical powdery taste that liver has.

So Banana or choco-banana all the way.
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>>703060935
Damn man that sucks.
But at least you can get a bus close to you.
No buses run to my town on weekends.
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>>703061247
Yeah, buses go to most other towns except the one I live in. The the town I live in is surrounded by buses almost but there is not one bus. Not even one per day.

But i would never want to live in the suburbs. I've seen what little fucks there are. I went to school at a suburbian school. I had to put up with little cunts who just weren't interested in being there. Like, I can understand if you hate school, but no need to go and be a cunt to everyone else just because you're a dumb motherfucker.
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>>703059786
ABC3 was founded in 2009. Are you 12 years old?
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>>703059872
bump
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>>703059872
that's the site that was on the news. you just gotta go to that site and collect the pics as people make threads or find google drive link. ask on there
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>>703059013
>caramel
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>>703052219
Can anybody else pick out an Aussie? Like if you're watching a movie and you know a certain actor is Australian just because of the way they look. Or am I the only one with this superpower?
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>>703061984
If he looks like a cunt he's probably an Aussie. If he looks like a sheep fucker he's probably a kiwi.
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>>703061841
yeah, Im aware of how it works, the question was are there any others because NSW is doin a shit fucking job of getting the win out
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>>703061701
Adelaide metro is a pile of shit.

I understand what you mean about that.A lot of schools are like that though. I hated my school, went there from R-11 and then dropped out.
Was full of cunts but never changed schools because it would have been such a hassle to get there since my parents worked every day and I'd have to catch a shit load of buses.
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>>703059173
fuckin oath a fellow bundy fag
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>>703061984
On another note, anyone else notice how all women junkees sound exactly the same? They all have that high pitched nasally bogan voice.
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>>703062059
To be honest I haven't found Adelaide Metro that bad, just that the government is way to cheap to actually fund them and give them more money. Like if you use your phone on maps, they're usually there pretty well on time I've found and maps can get me just about anywhere (I can't drive yet, lost my license, long story).
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2330 rep, bout to punch a cone and hit the sack
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>>703056552
Wake up Geoffi
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>>703062349
Bruh, me too.
Got any nudes?
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>>703062110
Haha what are you doing tonight?
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>>703062306
>mfw I had to wait 2 hours for a bus that was meant to come every 15 fucking minutes.

Shit man, how'd you lose your license?
I lost mine twice so I know your pain.
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>>703062430
you couldn't have wanted it too bad if you lost it and didn't learn the first time. bogan
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>>703059052
Boags
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Anyone got perth girl nudes
--> Pic related
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>>703062404
Not of local girls bruh, but i got wins
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>>703062545
Holy shit that's my sister
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How many of you fags are unemployed?. living of Newstart?.
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Hey cunts bathust checking in . Yeah the bathurst with the fuck off v8 car race
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>>703062404
You in singo bruh? And nah not of local girls
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>>703062583
Your sisters a slut
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Getting real into canadin club and dry these days
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>>703062545
fuck, moar
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>>703062612
You gotta job for me brus?
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>>703062612
I'm studying and on youth allowance. Trying really hard to find a part time job. Next to impossible when I don't have my license
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>>703062624
Yeah man, and thats a shame
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>>703062430
I'm epileptic. One seizure in 2 years. Costs me job, license. I have to wait minimum of 6 months before driving again (I'm already like 2 months into it) so now I'm stuck at home broke af looking for a new job.
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>>703062815
>the freckIes
mmm the things I'd do to this sIut
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>>703062815
nudes tho?
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>>703062726
same girl
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>>703062732
No. I'm unemployed as well. Living in Adelaide hasn't been easy even getting a interview. Last one didn't pan out.
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>>703062809
Shit man that fucking sucks.

Are you able to get onto centrelink while you're out of work?
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>>703062900
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>>703062545
>would love to date a girl that looked like this but not this one because she's obviously a slut...
fucking hate sluts
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>>703062918
>>703062976
lies
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>>703062762
Downtown? Or up the hieghts bro?
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Emma Daly nudes plz
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>>703062924
Damn man that sucks, what field of work u tryin to get into to?
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>>703062926
I fucking wish. Apparently because of my parents business, I can't get any of the benefits at all. So I'm stuck with fuck all money.

I am talking to to peeps who are gonna get me a job but in the meantime I am poor af.
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>>703062999 different Perth slut how good is the rack tho
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>>703063038
haha fuck why?
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>>703062815
>those freckles
fuckkkkk my dick can only be so hard.
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>Iooking at tinder
>'Haha I Iike drinking :3'
Why do they think this is something worth putting on your tinder profiIe, for fucks sake
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seriously though cunts get your perth nudes out
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>>703062989
Didn't know she was aussie
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anybody know hannah brunning?
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>>703063437
wtf? Australia has 20 million people its not like Tasmania bro. why you asking
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