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**Confession Time**
Tell us a secret you never told a family member, or a confession to the biggest crime you ever committed. Just tell us any fucking secret. Go
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>>703042904
My ex said she would try anal and never did for a year. Eventually I fucked her dog's ass and tried to put it in my ex's butt when she was sleeping, even trying it with sleeping pills a couple times.
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>>703042904
I hate my gf for cheating on me with my best friend yet im still with her, i am bi, and i snort oxy
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Sniffed my sister and my stepmoms dirty underwear. Even licked the crotch area but felt kinda disgusted afterward. Didnt stop me from sniffing them again and jacking off with them
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I'm extremely prone to dubs, but noone believes me.
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>>703042904
My dad has no idea that I dress up like a girl, wear makeup and get fucked like a bitch
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I like penis.
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>>703043286
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>>703043334
Yours too
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>>703043394
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> tortured my hamster so badly he lost all his legs, both ears, tail and went blind. I killed him off by hanging him
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>>703043512
Wtf thats sick. You need help
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I pushed my little brother off the top of the slide when we were kids, about 7 or 8, and he had to go to the hospital. I deny to this day and never got in trouble for it, I told everyone we were playing and he was just mad he got hurt but I purposely pushed him.
He flipped his pancreas.
He brought it up on his 14th bday, I went to hug him and he mumbled "I still got you for shoving me, mother fucker" and that was all that was said.
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>>703043512
How old were you when you did that? I knew a girl that threw her hamster out the window when she was 14 and she thought it was very funny. I told her parents tho.
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>>703043670
"I still got you" What does he mean by that?
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i fap to trap threads.
i really don't feel like working and having success, i'll probably ruin my life in drugs or suicide.
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>>703043863
Lolll
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>>703043816
He's gonna revenge kill me in my sleep one day
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I sometimes fap to traps, I'm a kissless virgin but only one friend suspects it, I feel depressed and unhappy every day and the only thing that makes me happy are video games and shitty memes, i have only 1 good friend and he's starting to annoy the shit out of me. These are things I've never told anyone.
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>>703044102
Why not go and say sorry to him then?
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OP Here. I relieve you all of your sins, may the peace be with you
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>>703044298
Lol what?
Because we're in our twenties now and he was being a little bitch hogging the slide.
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>>703044408
Ehh ok then fair enough

Don't come crying to me when your dead tho
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i have never had sex without a condom, although i have had opportunities.

i missed out on young love and it/i feels bad all the time
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>>703044255
That's me except i have no friends feelsbad man
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If u fap to traps. Kill urself asap
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I poted in like every thread on /ck/ since last year
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>>703044628
But it's okay be to be one, yes? :3
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Me and my sister had casual sex back in highschool. We are 27 and 28 now and still fool around sometimes.
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>>703044738
Poted in like......poted in like...
Nope. However I look at it, it doesn't get any better.
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When I was 19, I participated in a grow op raid. I also stole a generator from my school (one of the large, trailer-mounted ones).

I am now 32 and worth $20m. But back then, I was a criminal.
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>>703044928
You are not worth 20 million faggot. Proof or shut the fuck up
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>>703043153
Wow dude grow a backbone and dump that cunt
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>>703042904
I want to kill myself every day
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>>703043020
> . . . I fucked her dog's ass . . .
I fucked my dogs ass a few times. It was pretty good, but he didn't know to clench his ring when I was cumming.

6/10 would ass-fuck a dog again
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I've touched my sisters friends while they slept. I was 16 they were 13. Shit was sweet.
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>>703042904
I think about suicide/dying to help myself fall asleep at night. It's actually pretty effective.
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>>703043685
I was 17
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>>703045018

$2.1m in liquid assets (post-taxes payable on earnings that are in my corporation, but I have not yet taken personally), plus
$~0.5m in gains on a variety of private assets (illiquid) that I own from a few different deals,
plus >$15m in value of a startup that I own a significant portion of (7%). That is completely illiquid, but that's still the valuation.
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>>703043597
It went blind because I kept on spraying its face with deoderant and all its bits fell off because it got infected. It had little septic stumps for legs and I could hear it tapping when it walked about because there was no sawdust or anything for it.
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jacked off to 2girls1cup multiple times
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>>703045292
Literally kys
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Juggled with some hamsters, threw them about.. accidentally killed one trying to stop them fighting.. I feel bad for all that I have done to them. I will never forgive myself and I dont know why I did that shit to them.
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>>703044910
I like pot and pots, anon
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I wanna fuck my sister really bad
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>>703045292
But why did your dad molest you? And did you feel like a faggot when you enjoyed it?
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>>703042904
Kinda like the idea of fucking a trap. I mean, a very feminine, very smooth shaven, cute trap with long hair. Like if I met any guy that looked and acted like a girl in every way possible but just a had a penis.
>Fuck yes.
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My older sister molested me several times when I was too young to know anything about sex up until my early teens. It really fucked me up, gave me a fetish that makes me feel ashamed, and no one cares because I'm a dude.
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>>703045519
And poting and things you poted?
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>>703045835
>It really fucked me up, gave me a fetish that makes me feel ashamed,

What is your fetish?
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>>703045835
What's the fetish?
>this sounds like the real secret
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>>703045905
Incest
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>>703045565
That didn't happen.

Ironically though I did actually hand rear the hamsters myself after the mother started eating them, I fed then with a pipette every 4 hours for 2 weeks on a run. This one I eventually killed was one of 4 that survived. Another we gave ecstasy to but it didn't die. The blind one used to literally jump and shriek towards the cage whenever it heard I was near to try and scare me off lol
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>>703045221
None of that is proof dickhead- what's the company called?

I cheated on current GF twice but never got laid both times cause I came in my pants. Now when ever I hang out with her I get these mad anxiety pangs but I can break it off because I am a bitch.

See cunt that's what being honest looks like- stop kidding yourself and tell us how you've always wanted to fuck your granny.
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>>703044408
>Because we're in our twenties
>hogging the slide
in the same sentence. lol say sorry or miss out on next week's raid
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>>703045953
>Incest
Why are you ashamed of taht? I think it's pretty common, and nobody cares.

I'm into kids,animals, and diapers (in that order). Count your blessings, lol.
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>>703045955
I eventually hung it with headphone wires after making a little slip knot and putting it down next to its little house (where it used to hide to take cover, until I just took the roof off lol) and then when it was next to it I pulled from the stop, and lo and behold, a hanging hamster. Truth of the matter is that I didn't actually kill it this way. I put it in a shoe box and put it in a public bin to get rid of it, it will have just starved to death.
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>>703045955
Aw :c Why did you do it then? Anything happen to you as a kid? Hopefully you are just lying for attention.
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I did a hit-and-run in the Target parking lot.

I've tried to look at the basketball shorts groin bulges of boys who were students of mine.
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>>703045835
I guess I care. Male stereotypes and shit, being tough and never talking about your feelings to anyone. Then everyone looks away from these problems if you aren't an adolescent or female. My money's on this shit being the cause for kids turning into serial murdering rapists when they grow older.
Most, not all.
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My wife has cheated on me with three guys I know of
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>>703045953
Dude I'd fuck everything that moves and so would 80% of /b/ incest is a normal fetish
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>>703046265
Not really sure, I think it was because I was too scared to handle it. I looked up a theory about the cute / aggression thing about how they're very similar brain processes, so didn't know if something in that. I've never harmed any animals since but have always had an anger problem.
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>>703043863
Have fun with that
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drowned my girlfriend a few years back, got sauce if anyone is interested
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>>703046666
also, fucking quads
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>>703046447

I get this shit. When I would hold a hamster, I just wanted to squeeze it so hard, I dont know why. Makes me feel better about myself saying it's a natural reaction to cute things.

I still hate myself for doing that shit to them. Do you feel bad about what you did? No judgments here.
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>>703046666
To death?
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>>703046745
to death yes.
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>>703046431
Does she know you know? And what do you plan to do about it, if anything?
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>>703046666
Holy fuck. Quads never lies.
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>>703046838
to shreds you say?
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I once put some liquid acid (drug) in my teachers coffee in high school. She had to go to the hospital because she didn't know what was going on with her. She puked a couple of times, shit was pretty funny only my friend and I know what happened 9/10 would do again if it didn't take so long to kick in.
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>>703044521
that sucks, sry. ive fucked every girl ive been with (about 20 girls) without a condom at least a few times, most were quite a few were 12-15yo, a couple were virgins.
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>>703046006

If I told you the name of the company, you could identify me. And this is /b/. I've been here long enough to know how that would end for me. I'm not an idiot.
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Stole a friends wallet to buy pot for jacking off to porn
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>>703045835
I was molested by my babysitter when I was 5-6. She used to like to rub or suck on my cock so it would get hard and then sit and watch it get soft. She'd do it over and over again. I missed her when I got another baby sitter. Don't think it really causes me any harm.
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>>703046666
Alright Satan let's see it.
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>>703046715
I do, in fact if I remember rightly I cried after id hurt it quite a lot. One time I masturbated but I think that's because I was trying to figure out in myself why I was doing it, because I didn't know why I was, and thought maybe it was a weird sexual thing. When I was really young, probably about 5 or 6, I remember ushering a girl of about 3 behind a wall and when she was there I threw a load of itchy plant seeds down her back - again don't know why I did that but it was the exact same sensation I had with the hamster when I was older.

I've had animals since and I've been very gentle and doting on them since.

Fuck knows maybe its just a matter of kids can be cruel and I didn't know any better
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>>703045953
Honestly, I think having sexual feelings is a lot more common then people let on. Now I'm not saying it's a normal by any means, but I guarantee you there are a lot of people out there who want to fuck a relative but would never in a million years admit it.
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Me and 2 of my friends gang banged a 13 year old while we were all on an analog of ketamine (dck of any knows it).
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>>703042904
Mutilated a baby bird that fell out of a nest, I was trying to kill it, but it turned into something funny when I found out some baby birds are immortal.
Snuck behind a family friend of my family's and jacked off behind the couch from her as she slept. I was like 15 and she was maybe 12-13.
I thoroughly enjoy anal stimulation.
I believe I was abused as an infant by my parents, even at times growing up, but as an only child for 19 years I wouldn't know any better. I think I reject my memories. All I have for proof is a scar on my dick head that I can only assume was my father branding me.

I've convinced myself that I've done reprehensible harm and unforgiving acts throughout my life and that the things I know I have done that have made the world for some others seem to mean nothing.
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>>703042904
I've fucked one of my sisters and fingered my half sister. I still lust after my half sister
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>>703046978
>most were quite a few were
lol im head of the redundancy department of redundancy
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>>703047035
Kekd at that last line
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>>703043334
Nigger take this gay cat shot back to le Reddit
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>>703046839
Yes she knows I know. I won't divorce her because I know she'll have a different guy fucking her every night. She's out of her mind and I doubt anyone else will put up with her shit. I have 3 daughters and I don't want them growing up with just her and the revolving door of men fucking her
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>>703043478
oh shit-cats. you're a bad ass. nice laugh lad. g8 jab g8 jab
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As a 19 year old I had sex with my drunk 40 year old half sister while staying at her house to help after she got foot surgery. She was soooo much better looking than I expected, thin as a twig too.
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when i was in school i thought semen made your skin healthier / got rid of scars

my friends brought it up

i had no access to semen; i wasn't asking my brother lol

so i used the dog's :S

i beat off our dog like 3-4 times a week and collected semen. i put it on my face and inner thighs (to get rid of stretch marks)

i did this for like 5 months before i learned it wasn't true :(
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>>703047055

I pretty much had the same reaction as you. I'd start crying and feel bad in the evenings about it. I don't lucidly remember everything but I get flash backs that make me feel fucking terrible. I would queeze them til they passed out and then watch them jolt back to life. I threw them about and shit. Made them fight each-other and shit. I feel so bad because they changed personality. Where obviously scared of me and just gave up with life... Fucking hate myself bro.
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a couple of years ago, our family went on a trip to Europe with some family friends. we were at the house of some other family member and my brother was playing ps3 with some kid, my mum was sleeping on the lounge infront of the tv and my dad and the other people had gone out for a walk. idk why but i felt the urge to put hands under her crotch and so i did and then i slipped under her panties. after that i started to feel up her ass and got a massive hard on. my brother and the other kid were right in front of me playing ps3 but that didnt stop me. i kept going further down and i felt something warm and wet (never had a girlfriend before, never seen a pussy in real life). i decided to keep searching and my heart was being to fast i though it was going to jump out but no matter what i didnt want to let take my hand out. my mum was still fast asleep and suddenly my finger went in. it felt soooo good and i gently kept rubbing it back and forth until i herd someone at the door so i quickly took it out. my dad and the home owners came in and after a few min they went somewhere again, i really didnt care where i just wanted another go, but as soon as i was about to put my hands in again she woke up but i dont think she realised anything and so i went to the bathroom straight away and jerked off to the smell of the first pussy i ever touched.
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>>703046447
>cute aggression
>torture theory because subconsciously too scared to take care of defenseless animal.


No. I think we just have a clear cut case to a psychopathic white boy serial killer in the making. Go kill yourself before you move on to little girls, nigger.
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>>703047072
Something, something Oedipus and Electra complexities and late blooming.
Add a hint of mistrust, abandonment, and any form of abuse on any level.

Aggressive parents, man. Bad relationships between parents. Bad siblings passing on 'negative' behaviors they learned before you were born. Bad friends. Etc. Etc. Etc.
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>>703045835
What did she do specifically to you?

Jacked you off? details. Not much info on female pedos out there.
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>>703047282
Tits or gtfo
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>>703047282
I puked a little. That is so fucking disgusting, I don't know how you did that.
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My sister and I got really drunk last Christmas and made out and messed around. I fingered her and she jacked me off onto her stomach. Pic related. We never talked about it since and pretend like nothing happened.
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>>703043020
do people not know anything if you give them sleeping pills? i havent been able to sleep and thinking of getting sleeping pills but worried my flatmates or their friends wwill do shit
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I used to have a fetish for pushing boundaries so I could only get off to really sick stuff. After a failed suicide attempt out of guilt I was diagnosed with a form of OCD and shit. I've been in therapy and was doing ok until last year when I dropped out and now only the weirdest tor level shit can get me off, I feel guilty about it and think about offing myself daily.
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>>703047282
Stretch marks cured by semen.
Yeah, friends told me jacking off caused acne.
I used to think sex was when you kiss a person on the lips.
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>>703044866
yes
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I am married 11 years, 3 kids and i have a black boyfriend(I am white male) on the DL and we have hot scat sex
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I catfished my little sister (who lives with my mom while I live with family members, long story) when I was 16 and she was 15. I got nudes and vids and to this day she is the hottest girl I've ever seen and has only gotten hotter
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>>703047553
sleeping pills will knock you the fuck out, that's for sure. Just lock your door or something.
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>>703047537
Damn she's hot. You regret it?
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>>703042904
When i was in the first grade my two friends and i took our biggest stuffed animals and pretended they were our cool-dangerous-hot boyfriends and we'd take our clothes off and have sex with them

I moved after that but if I ever met those girls again I don't think I could ever look them in the eyes
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>>703047819
femanon?
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>>703047727
If they drink you can put in a few milligrams of alprazolam (active ingredient in xanax) and they will be knocked the fuck out without affecting any sense of the drink.
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>>703047553
99.5% of stories with sleeping pills on /b/ are clearly made up and they confuse sleep with level 1-3 comas. youd have to give them an absurd amount of pills so you could fuck them and not have them wake up
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>>703047293
It gets better. Don't be like a crazy cat lady who loses her mind and spirals out of control and lets her life go to shambles when her favorite pet dies.
Just learn from the experience. Torturing animals isn't definitive indications of psychopathic behavior. Sometimes kids just don't any better. Think about that whole, kids are taught god, and taught racism. Even if you knew better, you should know by now how to take your mind off it don't you think?
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>>703047933
This >>703047922 does do what is described though
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>>703047819
That's nothing gurl. When we were 10 me and my best friend used to suck our dicks off. One time he started to cry and said he doesnt want to be gay. Back then I said it doesnt make you a homo if you suck dick, it just means you are horny and want pleasure. We then went on. I still think the same. I'm a heterosexual who fucks his girlfriend now.
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>>703047819
Tits or GTFO, please :)
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>>703047913
yep
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>>703045221
No reason to disbelieve this Anon. I'm still under 1m myself but I can see how earnings could go up to tjose levels at some point and I guess for some people this actually happens
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>>703047819
Lol, in like second grade day care programs I would play with a friend of mine who oddly had the same sexual prowess and interest in sex as I did. We were 7, and had huge crushes on Emma Watson. We would play tag on the playground and pretend to steal Emma Watson from each other.
>"I have Emma Watson! Mmmmmmm yeah."
I find it hilarious to this day.
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>>703048026
> please
> : )

Beta fgt alert
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>>703048020
>it doesn't make you homo if you suck dick
kekd
I used to grind up against my younger brother (7 years younger) but I was too much of a pussy to do anything like that

>>703048026
okay
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>>703047791
I don't. She's so hot and her body felt so good. We've always been flirty and I've fapped to her and I know she has to have touched herself thinking about me other wise it wouldn't have ever happened. I know she must regret that night because she has a boyfriend of 2 years.
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>>703048129
I guess my secret would be that today I now think that friend might have been imaginary. But I will never know.
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>>703048129

That's kinda fucking weird
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>>703047933
what level of interference would wake a person up from sleep pills? just rustling in the room? moving my body? im pretty paranoid so i sleep with my valuables underneath me
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>>703042904
I killed three people back in 2010
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>>703048420
hard to say, everyone is different.
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>>703048354
we thought and felt like we were the only two boys our age who knew what sex really was. he was my first friend now that i think about it, and we were friends because we both loved naked girls. we even drew dicks and tits on sidewalks with chalk.
Life story of a badass for you.
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My best guy friend and I fucked in the shower and I sucked his dick in my gf of 4 yrs's bed.... I like chicks with dicks and anal sex, giving and receiving, I like watching chicks fuck animals... I was paid for sexual favors on two occasions by separate women... I once stayed awake on meth for three days... I throw up to keep my weight down because I get the munchies hella tuff.... I think I have some sort of addiction to blood... I see things before they happen.... I have an internal struggle with my other half and some have said I have lycanthropee... There is something inside me that tears away at my control and my sanity and my ability to keep balance... I stay up for days at a time without sleep and when I do sleep It's usually during the day.... I was born on 3/27/1993 at 10:57... By astrological standards I am the spirit who walks in both worlds simultaneously... My life seems a blur or strange occurrences and coincidences to coincidental to not be strung together like my life is talking to me and teaching me... God's hand or the hand of another... And I think people see it too... The shadow behind me and the way I ignore it like it's been there my whole life... Because it has. I suffered a head injury on the right side of my brain in the upper middle and was bleeding inside my skull fir two days before my mom took me to the hospital... I read later that people with injuries to this part of the brain often feel a connection to God and to spiritually more than the average human.... Look it up... I know I'm crazy... It just doesn't change the facts
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The other night on Omegle, I made 12 years old girl masturbate and eveything, I was quite surprised how open and wide her pussy was for 12 years old girl, and she even fingered her asshole. When I asked if she's a virgin she told me she got raped when she was 7 years old.
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>>703048584
holy WOT batman!
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>>703048463
But...why?
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>>703048463
How did you feel shortly after as opposed to now?
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>>703048595
So... a win?
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>>703048639
they were trying to rob me, one had a gun, the other one a knife, the third one just watched.
i got hold of the guys gun and shot him accidentally. I shot the other guy as he charged at me in the torso and the third one as he tried to run away. This all happened when I was 19 and backpacking through Europe after I finished my 6 months in the army
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>>703048711
shortly after I only felt panic. I decided to leave the bodies and don't do anything about it. I buried the gun in the woods and took the first train out of Serbia. Now I feel fine although I sometimes have nightmares of the first kid who was crying and screaming after I shot him. He looked very young, 15 I guess.
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>>703048854
Dude, that's way less psychopathic and more honorable than I thought. Sounds like it was eastern europe or a ghetto in a big city like paris. Did nobody got to know what you did except /b/?
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Back in 2012 my brother accused one of his teachers of touching him, Me, my dad and some of his friends got in one of their trucks and went to his house. My dad dragged him outside and threw him into the back of the truck while his wife tried to stop em and called the police. We drove him out to the woods and stripped him and beat him up, We left him there in the middle of nowhere and police came soon after. It's a smallish town so everyone knows everyone and it pretty much was ignored. Last year my brother got high and told me he made it up because he thought my dad had found his gay porn and wanted to say the teacher gave it to him.
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>>703048584
I could hang out with this kind of person.
I sometimes convince myself that everything is in my head and I can direct natural and unnatural occurrences in nature, like calling to birds and animals or predicting the sun shining through clouds and thunder storms. It seems as if I live in perfect sync with the ebb and flow of the world around me and no one else does. I believe people can read my mind.
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when my nephews stay at my place I let them shower with me and my gf.
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>>703048954
It's Serbia you'd be surprised the amount of crazy shit that goes on like that. Last time I was there a tourist was stabbed because people assumed he was croation, he was french
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>>703049053
Never told anyone except one Bosnian chick I hooked up with. The thing was in the news and I was really drunk so I told her.
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Reported everyone here
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>>703049154
fucked up country. Never backpack through eastern Europe, especially alone.
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My dad raped my sister and I our entire teens. He'd also make us finger each other make out and eat each other out. I hated him but he really could make me cum hard. The fucker died of cancer two years back so I guess karma is a bitch. Now I'm a sex addict and I love fucking older men. My sister and i still hook up once in a while if we're drunk or on molly. I need to know if you'd fuck me and let me call u daddy? Could u make me cum like he did? I'm so fucked.
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>>703042904
I really want to try my own cum.
I have dreams of people from cross town talking to me through typing on a keyboard.
I believe I can hear everything and everyone in town when asleep but forget everything when I wake up.
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>>703049280
Tits or gtfo
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Been married 11 years with 1 kid. Bought a house last October and started fucking my neighbor last month. I'm going to fuck her again today before the kids get home from school. I'm in bed with the wife now and when she wakes up I'm going to fuck her too.
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>>703049401
Stories like that make me think that marriage sucks. I think honesty is the most important thing in a relationship, even if you are polygam. You don't want a person to come out as a stranger who'd you never knew.
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>>703049380
Want me?
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>>703049280
Does your sister also use 4chan or do u just like rping a little too much
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>>703048584
> cont.
I was molested and raped as a child by my grosly fat step grandfather and by my adopted red headed uncle... As a young 4-5 yr old I would take my mother's pet rats and throw them at the wall until they died... My mom's second husband broke my rib in the middle back when he slammed me into a door right on the knob when I was 13. I went to rehab twice before I was 18, one was a drug rehab the second was mental health... I overdosed on delsym and robotussin and was high for a full seven days after my four day binge, I have seen Plato Sigma and almost never came back.... I also nerowly escaped death from wold mushrooms twice, once was aminita muscaria witch is full of stric9 and the second time I got cardiovascular expansion from some purple mushrooms growing off a log and some absynth I was pretty sure I was dead that time. I fuck my girlfriend in the ass with just spit for lube when she is passed out drunk and I straight cum in her ass idgaf she's a bitch. I analy masturbate really hard at least three times a week... I'm attractive and I know it but I do my best to be humble.. Straight guys want to fuck me. I had my gallbladder removed when I was 18 and my stomach still hurts every fucking day of my life and I don't say shit... I smoke do many cigs I have been coughing up blood and black shit for years.... I have mercy killed and slaughtered more animals than I like to remember... Goat milk is super dank.... I once put a guinie pig in a sock and beat it against the wall and hacky sacked it's corpse with juggalos for like an hour before we chopped it up with a ninja sword... I once picked up a dead racoon off the road to chop up its corpse with an axe, I still have the tail...
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>>703049805
Not without a timestamp
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>>703042904
I'm collecting as many 4chan banners as I can.

I cry in baww threads and sometimes truly wish I didn't exist but I'm too afraid of dying. I'm scared I can't distinguish my own actions from right and wrong. I'm afraid I will hurt the people I will love someday but I've convinced myself I will never find someone who can truly love a person like myself. So I lose faith in humanity every day. I smile everyday when I feel more and more empty by the minute. I feel like I'll end up letting down the only two people in this world who think something of me.
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>>703049952
Daddy...
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>>703050046
You can only call me daddy if you put it in your ass
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>>703049060
WOW! how red is your neck exactly!??! fucking hell! Did you at least have the fucking decency to tell your dad the truth!?
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>>703042904
I was raped several hundred times by my ex-fiance. Nothing is more terrifying than knowing you have nowhere to turn because the police will always believe a woman's word over yours on matters if abuse.
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>>703050155
I like those dubs... Keep em coming. =]
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>>703050155
I mean, I don't want to be insensitive, but I'm assuming you're male. So how could our ex-fiance rape you?
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i smoked cigars heavily for years even though smoking is what killed my father when i was 21. literally nobody knows i did except my wife, i quit when i was 25 after too much guilt of following a problem that runs in the family and something that gave my father lung cancer

>>703044521

honestly its not worth catching a STD like herpes, just wait until you settle down and stay monogamous with one girl. me and my wife quit using rubbers like 2-3 months after going out with eachother because it was obvious we were serious about things, using nothing is awesome when youre both clean and know you wont catch anything
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>>703050046
Still waiting for that timestamp you pathetic incestious whore
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>>703049280
This. I like
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Wheres that timestamp u fucking bitch
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>>703050469
Lol I like this guy
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>>703050116
OK but I have to get it more wet
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>>703050046
Timestamp or gtfo
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Wow soo much hatred and gross things in this world. It makes me sick. I have filed a report with the federal beauros of investigations and took screenshots of everything here. Sick people
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>>703046978

yeah i can't imagine being that close to so many different women

i've been heart broken so many times i guess im afraid to like somebody
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>>703050337
Isn't rape just sex without consent? If so what makes a man unrapeable?
What is anal rape?
It's like you can't stop and think for a second
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>>703050528
OK but make it quick... Daddy's got a thing for that tight little asshole
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>>703042904
I'm planning on going through leg-lengthening surgery to escape being a manlet
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>>703049401
Seems like the average life anon just remember your wife your neighbor and her husband are all doing the same thing....
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>>703050368

thanks bro
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>>703050642
I'm gonna cum so fucking hard
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>>703050603
Yeah whatever, you came in here what did you expect... It's /b/ for fucks sake
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I have also reported this thread
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>>703042904
I know that the FBI and other agencies lurk on here and desperately wants to find some hidden cases, but will never be successful because I also have really great intuition and deductive reasoning
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>>703050708
My ass hole is just for u daddy
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>>703050792
Fake and gay
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>>703042904
I secretly filmed my girlfriend's 15 year old daughter shaving her crotch.
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>>703050792
fake
>you are bad and should feel bad
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Me and my sister were in highschool. Our rooms were next to eachother. There was a cord that ran between our rooms in the wall. I made the hole bigger and was able to see into her room. Many faps were had when she would dress and walk around naked in her room.
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>>703050919
>my girlfriend's daughter
>not your biological daughter
How does it feel to be a cuck?
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>>703050792
Mmm... I would lick that tight asshole until I was just dripping with precum for my little girl
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>>703051021
The only thing that worries me thinking back on this, is it was an old house I am pretty sure there was asbestos in the wall :(
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>>703050942
pretty sure that dildo is real
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>>703051098
Dick cancer yo, ur fucked
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>>703051098
Asbestos is only dangerous if you saw into it and inhale the fibers.. not from making a whole once and peeping through it ..
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>>703051153
I don't even care I just need attention
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>>703051186
It wasn't just once. It was about 100 faps. But I never did slice through the asbestos so I hope Im ok.
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>>703050630
I GET IT
But could you just not stop the woman from playing with your butthole? Could you not have just slapped her and away and say no? Were you marrying a bodybuilder? Did you put the house in her name before marriage or something? Are you going to pull a 'she's not a bad person' out of your hat? I don't get it. were you dating a woman who was stronger than you? was she blackmailing you?
Did you not get to cum inside her? Did she bolt your dick into her or something?
You were married and you have that picture on your computer? WHAT IS THE STORY!?
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>>703051186
Yo this is a classic case of deadly dick cancer... He's dead already and he doesn't even know it
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>>703044521

LMFAO FIRST BITCH I FUCKED I RAW DOGGED AND CAME ON HER FACE CMON SON
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>>703051312
You spelled "only" wrong
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>>703042904
>be me ~25 old
>Get frequently high by those shitty Spice pseudoweeds late in the evening
>always makes me horny
>~10-y-old sister in her room
>she sleeps like a fucking log
>sneak in
>touch, kiss and lick feet while masturbating
>cum buckets
>repeat for several days
>move my hand too close to her crotch
>she wakes up
>ohshitohkurwa.gif
>babble something about just petting the cat
>leave room
>she never told anyone
>she sleeps with her light on ever since (21 y old now)
>mfw
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>>703051534
Now ur fucking dead mate
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>>703051037
My language was imprecise. The daughter cleared the daughter's crotch, not the mother's. Applied a hair removal cream, scraped it off, admired her work, showered, and examined her work yet again.
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>>703051304
I'm not him so I don't know his circumstances but erections are involuntary and so are orgasms, is it not rape if a woman cums while being raped?
IS IT!? AAAHHH!?
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>>703051480
I kek'd a mighty kek
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>>703050630
I'm not waiting for the grass to grow just to hear how the male fiance was raped by the female fiancee.
That's not how you write crime story drama scripts and defending male rape victims doesn't make you any better than the rest at pulling the story out.
Without the stroy you will get NO WHERE. so if you're afraid of telling the story to the police then yeah, they aren't going to fucking help.
>Judge: So what happened?
>Anon: *sniff* Do I have to say it out loud?
you cuddling fuck, eat eat
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Holy fucking shit, this is crazy. I never knew asbestos fibers were that small :(
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>>703051611
>erections are involuntary and so are orgasms
lol shut up
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>>703051680
>you cuddling fuck, eat eat
You coddling fuck, eat shit.
whoa, couldn't have butchered that any better
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>>703051680
You're not here to write a drama anon, this thread is about secrets
>>703051761
>what is morning wood?
Stimulation is stimulation regardless of being involuntary or not, I'd like to see you tell a dick not to cum when being stimulated
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>>703042904
I have a tumor.
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>>703051994
>>703052034
>I don't like this thread!
>I know! Better spam it! That'll show them!
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>>703052073>>703052073
I wrote most of this thread you faggot
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>>703042904
I crossdress and I've done some nasty things with men three times older than me.

I've flashed myself to girls/women when I was 13-16, the last times I was completely naked with a mask on my head, lying on my back and pissing all over myself as they'd walk by. Fortunately this was 1-2 years before phones started having cameras, or I'd be dead.
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>>703051680
damn that escalated quickly. i thought this was catharsis, not story time...
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>>703050469
>>703050510
>>703050595
>>703050642
her videos are everywhere, how do you people even second guess for a second?
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>>703051965
You would be surprised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congenital_insensitivity_to_pain

I'm just confused as to why you never hear about these things in the news yet anytime a girl is raped you see its all over the news in every state.
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>>703043286
Apparently you're a faggot.
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>>703052333
check these trips and your privilege

stop throwing rape around like a dodgeball, it's not as complex as you guys think
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>>703047140
Fuck off duPont
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>>703052520
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>>703044255
>>703044255
Not that it would ever help you, but I am going through the exact same thing atm
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>>703052706
Gaaaaaay
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>>703042904

i want to confess, it's a theft, but i dont really want to give the details
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>>703052814
Gaaaaaay
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>>703042904
I stole the declaration of independence.
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fucked shemale prostitutes
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>>703053070
That's actually pretty cool
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>>703051965
>I'd like to see you tell a dick not to cum when being stimulated
That is voluntary, not involuntary. Involuntary would be something like tourette syndrome. Rape isn't an involuntary act.
You can voluntarily prevent rape in some cases. And I imagine the grown man with a fiance could have prevented being raped by the woman. But there isn't a story. Neither a confession, which is the topic of the thread.
So how could a male fiance be raped by the woman he supposedly loves? Was she knocking him out? The man wakes to find he's out of semen.
>Blast, she did it again.
It's like pulling teeth with you stupid kids.
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>>703052204
You don't know what faggot means do you?
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I never actually got my dick out for Harambe.
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>>703053071
GAaAaaaay
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>>703042904
i have murdered , dont ask me where or how or who , im not looking to get me jail time.
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>>703052523
I for one don't think of complex shit as rape, sex without consent is rape, that's all there is to it, unless you're some sex deprived disgustingly fat landwhale who sees everything as rape
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>>703053192
Everything is up for interpretation in my book and where I come from you can be gay and do crazy sex stuff and it doesn't matter... It's more like someone who acts like a whiny bitch
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I love going out with damaged girls. I mean ones that have been mentality or physically abused. And it's not because of some stupid saviour complex.
It's because I find that I can manipulate them very easily. I once found out from a girl I was seeing that both her and her sister were molested by their father. I ended up fucking both of them and even made her watch while I fucked her younger sister.
I found out she killed herself 2 years after I left her. I would do it again in a heartbeat.
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>>703053428
Wow kill yourself you fucking piece of shit
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>>703053428
Ur cold as ice
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>>703053189
Merriam-Webster- rape: unlawful sexual activity and usually sexual intercourse carried out forcibly or under threat of injury against the will usually of a female or with a person who is beneath a certain age or incapable of valid consent—compare sexual assault, statutory rape.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_of_males
>implying women can't rape men or children
>baka
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>>703042904
>fucked wit a girl daily
>she cheats on me
>I pretend I am fine
>proceed to beat her down menatly in a stealthy way
>she breaks down, mental hospital vegetable
>i continue to fuck her
>she thinks I am her savior
>cum in her face daily
You can't beat me
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>>703053189
>That is voluntary
No it's not you stupid mongrel, are you saying all those poor wom*n who cum when raped are doing so voluntarily?
Or is there a trick to not cumming 'cause I could use that trick, would make edging faps a hell of a lot easier
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>>703053528
Sounds hot
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>>703053633
What artist is this?
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I browse /b/ all day and fap to the worst porn.
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>>703053699
Fuck if I know bitch
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Cheated on my girlfriend of 5 years, had a drunken orgy whilst on vacation in Mexico. It was great.

I actually think it's helped our relationship. It's helped my confidence loads and I've had my fill of other women.
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>>703053754
That's life
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I jizzed on my sister's face once while she was sleeping.
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>>703053354
Simple, think for more than a second (not that hard) and read >>703053528

Now you know a little more about something and the thinking is over.
Your pic is an act of sexual misconduct, public indecency, maybe assault. Who fucking knows. Who fucking cares about all this shit? Well you will next time you're with a smart, intelligent sexy girl who knows jack shit about any of this.
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>>703053865
Nice
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my ex thought her baby was a stillborn but I put plan B pills in her drinks for months and it killed the lil tike
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>>703053990
also fucked a consenting middle schooler, I live right next to one. I think they were 13
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>>703053990
Wowzas
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>>703053947

Yeah it was a bit of a rush, managed to get my tip to touch her lips
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>>703053428
teach me, master.
How to manipulate them?
Something special, or just telling them how disgusting they are and that they could be happy if you take them?
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>>703053784
>he doesn't know any good artists
How primitive
>image make dick good feel
>sabe imaeg make dick good feel
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>>703043863
>i really don't feel like working and having success, i'll probably ruin my life in drugs or suicide.
same, except the drugs part
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>>703053990
Sounds pretty reasonable to me
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>>703053600
Voluntary and involuntary are broad terms generalizing any number of different shit. So, no.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistent_genital_arousal_disorder
THAT, by definition, would be involuntary. Considering the brain controls the sexual organs and sexual arousal or stimulation, it's all, yes, voluntary.

Rape isn't voluntary or involuntary. External forces you do not control do not dictate voluntary or involuntary actions. There is, if you keep fighting me, no possible way of me explaining this to you, and I apologize for even engaging you.
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>>703054164
Pretty fucking much, it is sex and orgasms, doesn't get much more primal. niggas got superiority issues
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>>703054297
I see you're using quite the broad definition of voluntary, while I was thinking in the sense that someone jerking you off will make you cum regardless of you wanting to not cum
No point in arguing because by your own definition even rape is voluntary
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I don't remember patches of my childhood but I think I was abused by my dad... also every 6 months to a year I'll hook up with a dude on craigslist
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>>703054297
Rape is involuntary if you're a sociopath with uncontrollable psychosis.
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>>703054297
>>703053600
There isn't a psychological disorder or phenomena that causes a person to voluntarily OR involuntarily rape another person. So in this context, orgasms, have nothing to do with voluntary or involuntary actions.
But if I'm dumbing it down, an unwanted orgasm induced by rape is neither voluntary or involuntary. It's a natural, human, biological function.
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Killed/attempted to kill my pets, succeeded with all the ones that were explicitly 'mine'. Only felt bad that I had to waste them afterwards.

My sister just got a new kitten and leaves it alone with me. V. Annoying creature
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>>703054590
>don't want to get this fat landwhale pregnant, don't cum! Ore no penis-san!
>oh shit BIOLOGYYYY
>*cums*
Involuntary: done without will or conscious control.
Shit dude, it doesn't get more involuntary than that
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>>703054575
i molested my little cousin quite a few times while growing up
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>>703054528
>>703051611
>I'm not him so I don't know his circumstances but erections are involuntary and so are orgasms
You can't stand either being wrong, or someone else being right. Whatever.

>>703054581
Wouldn't hold up in court.
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I read wincest threads because its illicit and low-key paedophilia and I'm fascinated by how some anons minds work.

Also, I like the criminal aspects of it and I look at how they get away with it.
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>>703054858
The penis has a mind all of its own!
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>>703054923
>You can't stand either being wrong, or someone else being right. Whatever.
Right back at you
Voluntary
not done or made consciously
: not done by choice
>source http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/involuntary
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>>703054058

How old were you.
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My neighbor blew my dick when i was 7, my neighbor's a dude
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>>703055155
Old enough to be your daddy
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Renember the myth of Persephone?
well i did something like that about a year ago. Now the girl does everything I desire, the best part is that she was virgin when I met her
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>>703047008
There's something called internet bank. Screenshot or take a pic of something you own to prove it, anon. I'm curious about it desudesu.
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>>703053594
Pics?
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>>703055050
Likewise, but I find that interest in the 'conspiracy' threads. It's like tying /b/'s minds, thinking alike, into one murder-mystery squad.

I always switch into detective mode afterwards thinking I can solve FBI serial killer notes.
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My sex live peaked when I was 7 years old, all I did was finger this 5 year old girl
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>>703055111
nice trips, but,
phenomenon: a fact or situation that is observed to exist or happen, especially one whose cause or explanation is in question. -Google.

>Not understood
>Pic related
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I used to suck off one of my uni professors semi-regularly. Wasn't for better grades or anything, just for fun. Hot being in his class knowing he had fucked my mouth
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I am anon
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>>703055424
I had this picture saved in a collection of /h/ related wallpapers on my computer for a year, came numerous times. I'm very surprised to see it surface.
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>>703055281

That's cool. I've started hoping that I could bust human trafficking operations by going/doing things that the police can't.

I just don't really know how/where to start.
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Rolling
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>>703055544
trip dubs check em, out, FBI is knocking
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>>703042904
The only thing stopping me from leaving my girlfriend for her is the distance
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>>703051761
They are all it takes for my gf to give me diamonds is tap it once
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>>703055562
Try buying a hooker for a night, maybe look into buying a hot Russian girlfriend. Try ISISsexslaves.org or something. I'm sure there's a Tor link floating around somewhere.
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>>703048059
Hey I'm under 1 mil too......sounds better when I say it that way!
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I used to hump my brother and he did to me and later we fucked out asses. I sucked his dick but he didnt.

Like 9-10years later we dont even mention it and have normal lives.

Im scared to this day the he would say he got raped by me since he was younger. I just guess he doesnt remember.

I also fap to traps but in disgusted when its a guy xd
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>>703055465
So you're saying I'm wrong because we don't really know if orgasms are voluntary? What a fucking cop out
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I get off to sadistic shit.

I once had a dream that i was in a basement with a girl and i grabbed a chair while her back was turned and broke it over her head.

>her head split open like a melon
>she went down and i grabbed an empty whisky barrel nearby
>started bashing her in the spine
>her cried turned to whines
>whines to squeaks
>squeaks to gurgles
>heard a pop as her spine broke
>she started convulsing
>climbed on her back and started humping her quivering, shattered spinal column
>put my clit right on a shard of bone
>reached up and shoved my hands in her mouth and down her throat as i got close to orgasm
>she started choking
>teeth slicing up my wrists

When i woke up i reached down and gave my self the single best orgasm ive ever had in my life

Now i cruise gurochan for porn.
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My dick is medium sized.
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>>703055746

They're expensive and I make dick-all for cash, but - if there's going to be any way of finding it, it's going to be online.
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>>703054923
Being found insane actually does hold up in court, but you still end up in a mental hospital with zero freedom.
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>>703055807
I feel for you man
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My mom came home drunk 1 night and let me eat her out. I dont think she remembered it. I was like 16, she woke up the next day and make breakfast like nothing happend
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>>703043685
White Knight 4 life
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I have a RAT on my roomates computer. I jack off every moment I get when shes naked in from of her cam. Btw the cam light is blacked out with a sharpie so you dont know if its on.
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Also I'm a Virgin (was on too many drugs and missed the hole the one chance I had, which sucks because we were both 15 and she was hot af and turned into a massive slit and did Anal before she got fat and disgusting) and I crossdress occasionally in clothes I've stolen from girls. More to get off than anything though, I'm massive voyeur.
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>>703056297
>tell on girl
>whiteknight
I thought whiteknights are the ones who go through great legths to maybe get a glimpse of that pussy, I don't think hamster pussy is what that anon was seeking
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>>703055788
No, they are technically involuntary. But rape is not.
Therefore, orgasms induced during rape are voluntary.
Furthermore, they are involuntary because you can't control them every time.
But, they are natural occurrences, but rape is not.
So, neither is rape a natural occurrence. Therefore, rape is not voluntary or involuntary.
Which means, neither is the orgasm or hard on.
Because you can't control the rape, but you can't control the orgasms either.
Thus, rape is natural. Orgasms are rape.
Which ultimately means, you lose and I win.
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>>703055788
Which meant that in one point in time, you might have been right.
But now you are wrong.
Because the world doesn't work the way you want it to.
I can accept the facts.
You can't.
But that doesn't make me right and you wrong.
Therefore, I'm wrong again.
But I'll be back on top in no time.
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