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Am I ok looking for a 34 year old?
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>>703038315
Show tits to judge
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Time stamp or get the fuck out
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Yaaas sirrr
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A good friend of mine says you are like 40+
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>>703038315
It's best to be safe if you're out looking for the 34 year old at night.
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Would suck on your nose for a tea cup. Stop frowning and I'd say you'd look around 29
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>>703038435
Looks like I'll have to get my drivers license
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>>703038499
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hot :3
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>>703038315

Can we have dinner together?
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>>703038555
Dubs dubs trips...

Time for dem tits (and timestamp)
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Better tit picture and some pussy then I'll tell you if I would fuck.
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Fucking hot got kik?
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op looks cute, cant tell how big she is
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>>703038315
mommy chan? its you again?
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Show us your penis
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I think you're pretty, OP.
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>>703038315
You don't even look your age. Show more plz
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>>703038433
anymore tits?
if dubs send em
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>>703038948
REROLL
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Definitely good looking. Better have that goddamn self respect.
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TIME STAMP PLEASE
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>>703038995
Time for that dress to come off. I can only tell age from vagina
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>>703038995
You're really cute. I'd love to kiss you while I rub my hands up and down your thighs.
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>>703038995

You're my type of woman
(=゚ω゚)ノ>>703038555
>>703038315
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>>703038995
I can't tell that you're in your 30's. Let's see some uncovered boobies.
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>>703038995
Your sexy, you have nice eyes and a really cute face. I can tell you like cum in your face and that makes me very attracted to you.
You look 25-28
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>>703039077
For this
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>>703039129
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>>703038315
Yah, I'd bang.
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>>703038995
I am on board with this
pls continue
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>>703038315
What part of the world do you live?
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>>703039077
My dubs don't lie
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OP as a 34 yearold why the fuck are you petty enough to ask for opinions on how you look, females are fucking dense.

Also get your tits out for fuck sake.
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>>703039189
My teacher looks just like you she was super thicc. Im loveing this
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>>703038995
doesnt even reply to me asing if youre mommy chan, such rude.
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>>703039242
Because I want your attention
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>>703039189
Key word: uncovered. Let's see them.
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You you have a kik?
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>>703039189
Face Down Ass Up
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>>703039189
they aint out love
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Bumping for tits potential
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>>703039370
A kik group with her = best group ever
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>>703039299
I'm not sure, honestly

I am a mom but I don't post that often and when I do I've had too much to drink, love
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>>703039444
She has to do it now cuz trips
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Oh, you're the one who did the tinychat, right?

Still looking as good as ever.
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>>703039370
I'll download it
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>>703039352
Exactly what I thought, so women still act like teenager's when they're 34... fuck that's daunting.

Also why are you in the basement? And when I said tits I meant where I can actually see them fully or your cunt idgaf just this teasing shit is weird while you're clearly in a basement.
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>>703039189

The tease is making me rock hard.
Continue please.
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>>703039466
Show us a finger in your ass and I'll ask God for forgiveness and never beat my wife and kids again.
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>>703039444
Trips have decided

This needs to happen
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>>703039516
ha nice to meet you again
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POST TITS
POST PUSSY
POST SHARPIE IN POOPER
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>>703039466
You're 34 years old? But you have the self-confidence of a teenager. Let's see your breasts. Don't be that shy tease.
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>>703039536
Omg kik group?
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>>703039466
that night on tinychat meant nothing </3
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>>703039466
How many rascals do you have?
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>>703039550
Aren't we all in basements, neckbeard?
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>>703039536

Thank you
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>>703038315
For a 34 year old? Yes, you look good.

But I'm gonna give you some honest hard truths that every woman should here. Women have their highest dating value when they're young. ALL men would prefer to date women in their late teens and early 20s if that option is truly available. By 30, a woman's desirability has waned greatly (and the way many women take care of themselves, most American women have lost most of their good looks by 30). By 40, it is nearly gone, even if she's taken great care of herself. By menopause, she will be someone to settle for at best.

I guess what I'm saying is that if you want a family and serious committed relationships, start now because the clock is ticking and, as a woman, you don't have much time left.

See, virtually all American women realize they have huge numbers of interested guys in their 20s, so rather than commit they play the field. By their 30s, still plenty of guys (though less than before), so they continue playing the field. Then they're too old and they have no interested men. Even men their own age are wanting a newer model.

Men can be attractive to women lifelong, this is biology, it's because we're fertile all our life. Women are only a valuable dating asset if they're under 40 and preferably under 30. Young women have a huge dating advantage. After 30, it's a man's game.

You still look great and can pass for mid 20s, so I'd actively work to find the one you want for serious commitment (assuming you even want that, but if you don't know that the hookup game dries up too for women as they age).
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>>703039735
Uk hoe?
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Do you enjoy books? If so, what's one of your favorites?
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>>703039701
One
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>>703039718
How many guys have you fucked
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>>703039718
That's harsh, and no I'm currently trying to wake myself up because I haven't been able to sleep for two days to see the end result of this thread.

And you wish I was a neckbeard
>tips fedora
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>>703039823
Armpit pic pls OP x
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>>703039823
Boy? Girl? Age?
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>>703039823
Married?
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>>703039809

What?
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>>703039887
FUCKING pedo
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>>703039873
7...

Was 4 last year :/
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>>703039944
>>703039933
Those dubs tho
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>>703039960

I would have given you my virginity if it was still 4
:/
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>>703038315
like all scared humans

you need to be exterminated
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>>703039960
Got KIK or snapchat?
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>>703039944
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but I am no cat and so am openly curious. The question was not sinister.
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>>703040060
What spooked her?
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>>703039960
Wow thats surprising its not more. I would have imagined you to be the slutty type. Secretly you probably like to imagine lots of guys?
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>>703039920
Divorced in 2014, married for seven
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>>703039960
I see you hit that mid-30's rough patch

enjoy the good bits, when it ends you'll miss it
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>>703040122
show cock
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>>703040111
she's being stalked
by someone like me
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god you are fucking hot

would do anything for 1:35 of sexy time
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>>703039189
Gorgeous !!! <3<3<3
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>>703040185
Touche
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Tits AND Timestamp
You can't have one without the either, you fucking twits.
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The amount of dubs and trips in this thread is worthy of something special from OP
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>>703040122
You look a bit like spongebob in this one checked
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>>703040117
I'm slutty now
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>>703039960
Do YOU have AIDS ?
Was one of them a NIGGER ?
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>>703040281
How slutty?>>703040285
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>>703040122
Damn! You are the definition of a hot milf for sure! Would love to fuck
Any tits or full body?
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>>703040285
No I've never been with a black guy. They are super nice to me tho
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>>703040117
>no tits/timestamp shown
>talking to OP as if legit

shut the fuck up
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Would fuck right now if you sent me an address.
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>>703039189
Damn. You're a sexy whatever year old
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OP when are we going to see your cunt?
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>>703040281
Armpit pic right now you beautiful whore
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>>703040281
Would you let /b/ stick it in your pooper?
When did you first come here?
What porn threads do you lurk in?
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>>703040398
Haha. Im in the Midwest
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>>703040122
Why do you like a bunch of vilewebs diamonds on 4chan? What do you actually get out of it?
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>>703040491
I'm in Texas. You?
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>>703040491
OP would you ever let three guys fuck you at once?
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>>703038315
SHES IS A MOTHER AND SHE FUCKS FOUR DIFFERENT MEN (MAYBE BLACK?) IN ONE YEAR WHAT THE FUCK??!!

THINK OF THE KIDS YOU ARE SCARRING THEIR LIFE AND FUTURE

FUCKING WHORE THIS IS WHY THERE SHOULD BE LICENSE FOR PARENCY
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>>703040587
Trying to see what you two have in common?
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>>703040607
Your life story.
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Tit with no nipple show...huge tease...
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>>703040632
I sincerely doubt three guys posted that. Nice bait, faggot.
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FUCK ALL YOU FAGGOTS

OP IS NOT REAL

IT IS A FAGGOT NECKBEARD POSTING A ROAD LIZARD HE FAPS TO
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>>703040632
Yeah, my uncle, brother and dad was p good.

How was tasting your grandfathers cock you faggot.
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XD
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>>703040716
We got a time stamp fag
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>>703040607
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>>703040716
Thanks Mr. Skelton
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Y'all are really desperate in here
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>>703040766
I gotta work soon lets see dem titties so i can rub one out super fast
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>>703040768
WHAT IS A SHIT-TIER PHOTOSHOP

LURK MOAR NEWFAG

IT'S A ROAD LIZARD
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>>703040768
its fake as fuck cant u tell lmao look atthe pixels
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>>703040766
DICK= diamonds
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>>703040790
SHUT THE FUCK UP
THIS IS OBVIOUS B8
OBVIOUS REPLIES
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS STARTED SCHOOL THIS WEEK DIDN'T YOU?
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>>703040792
"Ya'll" nigga you are in here too
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>>703040491
I think you are pretty cute, and you should have as much sex as you want. have fun and be happy.
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SHUT UP I WANT IT TO BE TRUE MANN
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>>703040903
YOU THINK A FAT NECKBEARD POSING AS A ROAD LIZARD IS PRETTY CUTE
DO YOU NEWFAG?
DO YOU??
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>>703040903
>you on the right
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>>703040819
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>>703039189

More like this please
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You're good looking OP, cute face and nice tits. I have a feeling you're a little overweight though.
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>>703040967
Still waiting on you to get naked.
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>>703041023
/thread
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Gash or leave
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>>703040967
holy fuck are those adidas flipflops? suck some rich dick so u can afford better, quiksilver is a personal fav
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>>703040967
at least post some titties without covering them pls and ty
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>>703040967
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PROOF FAGS NOW SHOW ME THA TITTES
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Kik me phr0zen1
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>>703041042
This. Full frontal nude or gtfo
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>>703040766
Those legs are making me hard as fuck. Please more? Wish I had MILF like you to pound right now
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>>703041023
Every single milf ive fucked has had a little meat on them. That's what makes them milf: maybe is little fat
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I speak for everyone in this thread when I say show us your pussy or asshole, we don't give a fuck about anything else.

Thank you.
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I gotta go to bed! Night!!! Ty!!
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>>703040766
We can only boost your confidence if you show us more skin.
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>>703040491
You in wisconsin?
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>>703040967
You look like you need a massage
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>>703040766
cute. Show ass or nips
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>>703040967
Well we share a time zone at least
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There's a 10 year age gap between most people in the thread and OP, so hot.
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>>703041120
It's a man
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>>703040967
Get naked and take pics, face included
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I would make fun of the ragers in this thread, but I dont even know how to mock you in a way that could make you look any worse than you already do...
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>>703041283
Its a guy
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>>703041150
I care about her kids, her feelings and the way shes treated both irl and online. We've got a timestamp: That's GREAT! Pat on her back for that!

Now we would love some nipple, sure, but don't push it. Let HER show them; if SHE wants to. Capiche?

Faggot don't act tough over the internet
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>>703041085
Not OP.... but I'm pretty sure Adidas is plenty good enough for fucking flip flops. I mean that's a good 20 dollar pair of an item that costs like 2 bucks if you aren't concerned about the name.

If you gotta have ritzier flip flops than Adidas, you're a brandwhore tool.

I'm all for wearing cool and attractive shoes, but I never once would have thought that someone already wearing 20 dollar flip flops should be ridiculed that they didn't sink more money into them.
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A plague on all your houses.
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>>703041301
replying to an obvious trap
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>>703041302
Oh shit nevermind fuck that

I had a feeling so no boner
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>>703041302
>its a guy
>has tits

yeah u do the math faggot lmao
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>>703041327
probably got them at the Salvation Army. Bitch looks like a druggie.
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>>703041344
Dubs confirms
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>>703041348
Abort thread. Its a tranny.
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>>703041302
No its not. Clearly a female you retard lol.
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>>703041150

I just want tits
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>>703041327
Youre the type of guy that caresses his beard to the level of "full neck"
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>>703040766
hey, get yourself on cam again.
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
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>>703041371
>>703041394
>>703041456
>>703041425

fapping to an obvious trap
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>>703038315
You look like good material for myfreecams or chaturbate
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>>703041585
>obvious trap
What the fuck?

She has long hair, colored lips, women clothing, big juicy tits, KIDS - SHE HAS KIDS - SHE BIRTHED KIDS

R-R-R-R-r-r-r-r-rEKT
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>>703041585
Dude, there's big floppy titties in her timestamp, its not a trap lol. But she did abandon thread
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OP has bailed
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>>703040363
that nigga ugly as shit.
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>>703041740
Stop sperging, retard, you're fapping to a lying trap.
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I'm not 34, but the end of my post is
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>>703041740
>she has kids
[citation needed]
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>>703038598
This is going in my cringe folder
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>>703038315
Start a Trump thread and I'll be there my pretty my sweet
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>>703038315
You ugly as fuck girl.
Must be worse in person if you're lurking on here for attention.
How about you stop drinking so much and take care of your kid. Probably just some Texas whore. Idk what it is about Texas whores.
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>>703043479
This anon right here, he knows the truth. +5 internets for you my friend.
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I would bend you over a countertop fer sure.
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>>703043577
Damn, racking credits left and right. I can start my own internet soon.
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You're pretty cute
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>>703041149
>>>703041023 (You)
>Every single milf ive fucked has had a little meat on them. That's what makes them milf: maybe is little fat

That's because you only fuck fat milfs
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Stay off the net, grandma.
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