high asf ask a k9 curi femanon anything
Why do you hate yourself so much you come on /b/ and degrade yourself to nothing more then an object? I bet you still complain when thats all society see you as.
What happened? Bf leave you? Daddy didnt love you? What has sparked this compulsive behavior in you?
You're tits are shit too. No wonder /soc/ didnt want you.
no but i want one
only saw stuff online
will do :P
why start with "the last girl" and then say should i leave, i dont get that bit
are you really asking /b/'s advice, we criticize everything, and if we are lucky we go home to less than perfect
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol
just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.
Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.
Add me on skype (hitman90001)
you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P
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deja vu .. sure i seen this shitty post before
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
>not getting the reference
You must be new
Gonna need some lingerie.
Preferably stockings but I will take anything.
keep the ama going, im still high
You just triggered my needs
I wanna this
afraid to order :s
i would take it but idk if i could
Do you understand exactly how k9's work, femanon? The knot is what happens before the dog cums, to keep the cock in place during ejac. It would already be inside you. It wouldn't hurt you. The female vag isn't that tiny.
im 22 not 20, thats someone else
You'll need an experienced dog, and maybe someone you trust to help you, especially the first time. When both partners are experienced then they can get it on unaided, but for the first few times, there's usually need for some help - that penis bone (yes, they have one, look it up) can get ...stabby, and not in a good way.
That said, I have come across women and dogs that are naturals and it clicks first time, but they are the exceptions.
One more thing: forget about Great Danes. They are not all hung as you'd think and they are so fucking awkward and ungainly; Rotties can be a but domineering and they're fucking strong; Lab or Flatcoat are good first choices.
Oh, and wear a T-shirt and pants with a strategic hole unless the dog has taped-on socks and you'll need a towel.
Good luck with your quest, OP.
How would you start with a willing dog? The idea of getting fucked on all fours sounds hot, but I see girls blowing dogs too. What would you want to do? Would you record it and masturbate to it later?
Also post soles and toes please.
ask and ye shall receive
>calling a someone of a different nationality a nigger
ok m8, we've seen the footage of the filthy degenerates of your country revealing their true nature robbing the white tourists in rio this summer.