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high asf ask a k9 curi femanon anything
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>>703038248
show dates on timestamp
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show asshole?
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Can you post more pics?
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Date on time stamp pls.
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>>703038248
OP
>>703038340
And if you are real suck dog dick k thx
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>>703038248
Why do you hate yourself so much you come on /b/ and degrade yourself to nothing more then an object? I bet you still complain when thats all society see you as.

What happened? Bf leave you? Daddy didnt love you? What has sparked this compulsive behavior in you?

You're tits are shit too. No wonder /soc/ didnt want you.
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>>703038248
describe your experience of the best cock you have sucked
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>>703038452
kys
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>>703038248
Can you cut your wrists please? Society would be greatly appreciated.
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>>703038538
No u
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>>703038248
Why are your tits so pathetic?
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>>703038341
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>>703038789

Woof
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>>703038789
spread pussy pls i wanna cum
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>>703038248
On a serious note, be sure to wear a sweatshirt if you try doggy style
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>>703038248
Can you please write "i like cheeseburgers" on your tits?
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Do you have a pet of any kind?
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>>703038248
How far have you gone with k9?
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>>703038248
>obviously photoshopped timestamp

try harder
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>>703038248
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>>703038993
y? her belly

last girl i was with had a belly when she was bent over. should i leave? it'll only get worse with age right?
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>>703039121
no but i want one

>>703039145
only saw stuff online

>>703038993
will do :P
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you look like a great fuck

spread your legs/pussy

or legs spread up in the air sort of like a diamond
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Write k9 and date on stomach with marker.
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Which k9 would you want like breed and do you wanna get knotted?
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post some more titties and a few nude selfies wouldnt hurt the cause
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>>703039938
>>703038248
Obivously not the same bra size
Different women
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Like anal?
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>>703039537
why start with "the last girl" and then say should i leave, i dont get that bit

are you really asking /b/'s advice, we criticize everything, and if we are lucky we go home to less than perfect
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>>703040508
Have you ever seen a naked chick lift her arms? Especially while lying down
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>>703041450
Don't even have to. Blanket is the same
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>>703038789
It literally looks like a roast beef sandwich
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What size k9 you want to try?

>also, sharpie in pooper.
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>>703040625
not really


>>703040327
>>703042177

i'd like about a huskie sized dog
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>>703041773
fucking shit really? those are small lips that don't even extend out the labia majora you fucking 16 year old.
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>>703042472

forgot pic ;p
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>>703042520
I'm hoping the girl I marry is into this. would be a dream come true
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>>703042520

Have you ever fucked a nigger? It's kinda the same thing.
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>>703042520
post feet

preferably soles with toes spread thx
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>>703042746
except dogs are loyal. and smell better
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>>703042520

Please show spread pussy OP.
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>>703042520
Show toes
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>>703038248
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo
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What is it about k9 that turns you on OP? The cum at the end? The frantic way they fuck? What gets you excited about it?
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>>703043115

ugh. ok ;S
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>>703043387

the shape and size of the penis

the cum seems like more of a mess/hassle
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>>703043355
>Anonymous 09/08/16(Thu)18:09:20 No.703038789▶>>703038851 >>703038857 >>703041773
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deja vu .. sure i seen this shitty post before
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>>703038248
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD
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>>703043533

Shape and size? dogs are kinda small. So I don't get it.
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>>703043459
Show feets please, gorgeous
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>>703043355

That's not how you talk to a woman either, you're as bad as the rest of them haha
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Alright listen here bitch
dubs and its a sharpie in the pooper
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>>703043606
I best be trollin
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>>703043606
Are you taking the piss
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>>703043714
roll for this
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>>703043714
roll
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>>703043731
>not getting the reference
You must be new
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>>703043459
Wanted to see your eyes :P
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going to sleep regardless
roll
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>>703043714

;P
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Show your feet
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SHE IS CLEARLY UNDERAGE

MODS
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>A THREAT WITH SAME PIC 404 1HR AGO ABORT BOIS!
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>>703044030
Gonna need some lingerie.
Preferably stockings but I will take anything.
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>>703042882
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>>703043753
Lurk moar, poast less
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>>703044030
have a sharpie, wont datestamp, kekking hell, you are all so gullible
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>>703044030

You don't look hideous OP. I was expecting the worst. Face?
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>>703044159
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>>703044460
I'd like face too
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>>703044030
Squeeze tits together you dirty slut
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<marquee> <h1> Fuck <\h1><\marquee>
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Clothespins or some sort of clamp on nips
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>>703044714
:c
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>>703044030
>>703044460
plz this
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>>703044582
>dat filename
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>>703044728

no clothespins

keep the ama going, im still high
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>>703044030
Gunna need to see that face
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>>703044962
Do you own any bad dragon toys?
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>>703044962
Can you suck on your toes
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>>703045030
You just triggered my needs
I wanna this
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ever got licked by a dog?
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>>703045030

no but some look awesome

>>703045063
not flexible enough
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sharpie in the pooper or nothing
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can you put something in your pussy?
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>>703045148
suck on tits
And have you done anything before?
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>>703045148
Why not?
Would you take the knot?
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>>703045133
no but i want to :)
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>>703045148
Can you atleast post a pic of your feet?
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Any chance of just your butt not bent over?
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>>703044962
Good slut! You make us proud. We need to see you stretch that damn cunt wide as possible
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do you have kik?
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>>703045207


>>703045218
afraid to order :s

i would take it but idk if i could
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>>703045400
can I see your face?
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>>703045400
How many fingers can you fit?
Can you deepthroat? Would you?
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Thank you! Close-up of spread puss, please?
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>>703045400
>>703045450
>>>703045400
>can I see your face?
Want too
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>>703045400
Proud of you!

Tried to take dogs far a long walk? Animal Shelters often are happy to get help. you could make new freinds there ;-)
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>>703045376
What's that smell? Reminds me of.......desperation
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>>703045400
>P.O box
Let someone else do it for you
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>>703045501
cant deepthroat

>>703045590
i can try it lol. i dont do anything like that now
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>>703045400
Stuff your panties in that's dripping wet hole
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>>703045400

Do you understand exactly how k9's work, femanon? The knot is what happens before the dog cums, to keep the cock in place during ejac. It would already be inside you. It wouldn't hurt you. The female vag isn't that tiny.
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>>703044030
hoe how old are you?
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>>703045861
20
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>>703045797
Finally someone who explain
Now i know what means
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>>703045797

i know how it works lol :P

just not sure if there is room for a baseball(ish) sized object in there haha
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>>703045907
Same age as me '-'
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>>703045907
Any chance of that just butt pic?
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>>703045936
Well, only one way to find out. Have a baseball?
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>>703045936

It's not that big, femanon. It's actually designed to go into female k9's. Your vag is bigger than theirs, trust me. You should feel full though.
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why?
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No new pics? OP gone?
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>>703045957

im 22 not 20, thats someone else

butt
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How often do you masturbate to k 9?
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>>703046094
Ops talking about k9
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size of knot depends on dog, so take something smaler then a german sheppart and you need not so much spaze :-P
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>>703038248
judging from your hairstyle and body shape, You must be ugly as fuck.
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Post your soles already OP
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>>703046140
Sorry, i get b8
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rolling for shaprie
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>>703038248
>>703044030
ugly and insecure
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>>703046140
i wish my butt was so fine like that
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>>703046140
ok now will u post ur face?
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>>703045936
A baby can fit through it so it's pretty flexible
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>>703046231
one more time
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>>703046140
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Bring peanut butter with ya >>703045749
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>>703046155
Often ;)
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>>703046368

I just came, good night.
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>>703045936
You'll need an experienced dog, and maybe someone you trust to help you, especially the first time. When both partners are experienced then they can get it on unaided, but for the first few times, there's usually need for some help - that penis bone (yes, they have one, look it up) can get ...stabby, and not in a good way.

That said, I have come across women and dogs that are naturals and it clicks first time, but they are the exceptions.

One more thing: forget about Great Danes. They are not all hung as you'd think and they are so fucking awkward and ungainly; Rotties can be a but domineering and they're fucking strong; Lab or Flatcoat are good first choices.

Oh, and wear a T-shirt and pants with a strategic hole unless the dog has taped-on socks and you'll need a towel.

Good luck with your quest, OP.
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>>703046368
Impressive troll, m8.

>>703046333
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>>703046368
Is it your pussy ?
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>>703046560
see>>703038789
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>>703046560
see >>703046368
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>>703046263
post it
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>>703046368
your body is near perfection dont bruise it
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>>703046639
I am beginning to like you.
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How would you start with a willing dog? The idea of getting fucked on all fours sounds hot, but I see girls blowing dogs too. What would you want to do? Would you record it and masturbate to it later?

Also post soles and toes please.
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>>703046694
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my boobs

<3 you guys :)
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>>703038248 pics of ass cheeks spread open now
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>>703039938
>>703047101
this is litteraly not the same boobs look at the nipples size lol
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>>703047158
ask and ye shall receive
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>>703047080

I would inseminate that pissy vixen! Those eyes..... HNGGG!
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>>703047389
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Is OP die? It's been awhile.
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>>703047805
>>703047389
>>703047080
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>>703047873
You trying to spam every thread with this? Your work is done with the other thread, the video is down, so just stop now, OK?
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>>703048024
I pick this for an thread and posted here for the bully
I didnt know that someone are spamming this
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>>703048484
>I pick this for an thread and posted here for the bully

Fuck me, go learn to Engrish, faggot!
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>>703048024
Im late, what vid?
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>>703048578
I am brazilian you fucking nigger
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>>703049568
>brazilian
>calling a someone of a different nationality a nigger

ok m8, we've seen the footage of the filthy degenerates of your country revealing their true nature robbing the white tourists in rio this summer.
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>>703049924
>robbing the white tourists in rio

>bringing up Lochte

TOPKEK
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>>703050552
>bringing up Lochte

Who?
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>>703047101
Why would any femanon post tits with no date/timestamp?
Thats litterally giving your pic away for people to catfish with.
Whats wrong with you?
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>>703051106
>Why would any femanon post tits with no date/timestamp?
>femanon

I got some news for you, bro.
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