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I'm bored as fuck and slightly drunk and about to get stoned. So, ask me some shit. Pic related.
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>>703024743
tits or gtfo
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Are you going to spread and finger your asshole for us?
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i am also high

how high is u
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>>703024743
Do you even know the rules?
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>>703024743
Show us your tits?
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>>703024743
When did you start shrinking your penis?
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Okay, this has potential.
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>>703024743
Are you going to be exposing your tits or getting the fuck out?7
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>>703024743
i would rather you show your soles than to ask you anything. though i guess id ask if they are boring and clean. you dirty hippy
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>>703024938
You're autistic
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Snapchat this girl
SC: ilikecowies

Post results.
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I'll make a deal, time-stamped tits for my dick pic.
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tits or gtfo learn the rules newfags
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This one time I drank a weed
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Sluttiest thing you've ever done?
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What's your snapchat
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tits or gtfo
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Pussy closeup please?
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>>703024858
I should've expected that to be my first response
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>>703024743
pee for /b/
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>>703024743
How much did you pay for that piece?
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>>703025351
good girl, sharpie in pooper now please?
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>>703025351
This is a v nice body.
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>>703025183i remember my first time injecting the marijuana.
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>>703025351

Nice boobs. I'm about to smoke as well so cheers!
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>>703025351
Boobs are decent. HB that pussy?
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>>703025351
They're amazing. Please show us more
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>>703025351
What a glorious pair of tits you have!
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You have a nice neck, Also great beasts. My fiance agrees she loves your bra
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>>703025372
rerolling :D
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>>703024743
Whats your snap
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who the fuck still smokes flowers? fuck with slabs already.
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What's your snap??
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>>703024938
Just took a hit. It's shitty weed, so I'll be smoking a couple bowls.
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>>703024743
sativa or indica?
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>>703024743
Why am I so alone?
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>>703025351
Ayy girl, whatcha think?
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>>703025351
Get naked
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>>703025407
Not shit. Got it from this crazy bitch that stole it from her boyfriend. It hits nice as fuck.
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>>703025372
reroll
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>>703025351
Show soles nigger
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>>703025620
So am I, anon. So am I.
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>>703025725
Turtle vest dick. Gross also small
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>>703025555
Fuck I got quads I should have made a request, fuck it. Post your snap
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>>703025617
Shitty indica. Wish I had some sativa.
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>>703025854
Yeah I was hoping for the quads to get her to pee :D
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Some nice tits, thank you.
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>>703025761
Very cool. Also nice rack(;
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How do i get my girlfriend to let her pussy hair to grow out?
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>>703025351
post face or as much as you can pls
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>>703025351
bend over insert bowl into anus
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>>703025351
nice
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>>703025351
Bend that ass over an show us how good it is
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Hey. I recognize those tits.
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>>703025808
Here's foot
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>>703025944
I bake all my sativa bc smoking it makes me go insane. Also great tits.
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Rolllllll
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Surely OP will deliver
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>>703025351
Asking kindly. Please pussy close up ^•^
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>>703026155
post ass?
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>>703026015
Rrrrolling
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>>703025351
Those are some fucking delicious nipples. I want you to be a good girl and put either clothespins or bobby pins on them for me.
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>>703026155
not even that nice of a foot but nice dubs
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>>703026155
suck on the bowl and post picage
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>>703026155
Pussy please?
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>>703026198
This
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Bend ass over in a mirror and spread
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B U T T H O L E
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>>703025997
Tell her to start off with a landing strip. That's what I usually do with mine.
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>>703026155
fuck the foot fetish, is your pussy shaved OP?
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Topless smoking please femanon-chan
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>>703026155
Let's see that ass slut
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>>703026062
I've posted them on here quite a few times
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>>703026155
I have that poster in the back, and it is the closest thing to a visual representation of what's happening in my head when I hit a triple whippit.
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How's your day going OP?
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>>703026262
Someone is a dom... that just sounds condescending though
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Rolling for puss
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>>703026406
It's actually pretty fuzzy right now which is why I'm scared to post. I'm also on the rag.
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>>703026388
dubs means OP must
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>>703024743
Your boring. Why no pussy. I bet your a trap. Otherwise close up
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Show them panties
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You faggots actually care about some gross hippie chick?

Girls who flaunt their weed smoking are so fucking nasty it isn't even funny
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>>703026585
You suck at this, anon
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you're making me hard OP
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>>703026638
Go fap to your traps them faggo
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>>703026477
You're the first person that's asked me that in a while. Thank you. I've played Fallout and ate junk food all damn day, so, I can't complain
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>>703025351
hey op
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>>703026585
What traps do you know that have tits that good? (If you do, please name them)
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>>703026430
Not even something i find attractive, but it'd be neat to see this.
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>>703024743
>>703026233
OP plss I got dubs just for you you

Also this is what I'm smoking on
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>>703026585
And what if I'm a trap, you liked my tits. STFU Anon
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>>703026585
I can definitely show a picture of my pussy and ass from other times, but you guys won't believe it's me.
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>>703026715
How's Fallout? As someone that didn't enjoy 3 that much, would you suggest it?
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>>703026430
Roll
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I want butts!
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:) :) Please!
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>>703026720
Holy shit, I was hoping someone would recognize me. Hey anon.
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>>703026851
Why the fuck haven't you been posting?
Let us be the judge
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>>703026901
I actually couldn't get into 3 because I got it while I was playing 4 and just couldn't get into it. I'm sure it's great though.
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>>703026808
Show the peen
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>>703026969
>>703026969
Hot dam check em
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>>703026430
Try again
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Roll for puss?
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>>703024743
do you like the grateful dead?
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How old are u
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Spread ass. If you don't you're a social justice warrior.
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>>703026969
how is it going? haven't been around a few weeks so I've missed anything you've posted lately

>>703026851
I gotchu fam
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>>703026851
Post 'em, we'll see if it is like that after we see them
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put that pipe in your pussy, then smoke after
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>>703024743

>2016
>not smoking from a helix

how is middle school?
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>>703024743
pee in a glass op
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>>703027050
No one will believe it's me, but dammit, it is.
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>>703026851
how about feet?
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>>703027171
holy fuck thats a nice box
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>>703026575
It'll be fine blood just means ur capable of giving birth. And I have a blood fetish. So hbu that pussy?
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turn around and bend over
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>>703027146
Actually, I don't. Some songs are good, but not a big fan at all.
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>>703027171
>>703027246
JESUS FUCK
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Could I see some bikinis?
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>>703027246
Now that's a fine ass. And why do you think we wouldn't?
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>>703027180
Helixs are the fucking tits. Bought one from my homie for like $60 and it got smashed unfortunately
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>>703027246
Nice butthole!
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>>703027246
Who is the lucky guy? Did he had a good cock?
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>>703027171
That is also me. I forgot I posted pussy on here before.
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>>703027171
Yay. Looks cute. But better lighting is necessary. Your hand is not. try again?
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>>703027246
Please god, tell me he ate that proper
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>>703027246
Fucking Christ
Post more of that juicy ass
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>>703027309
do you know how to play any instruments? if so what are your influences?
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>>703027423
Found the fag. Go to a cock rate thread for this, please.
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stick your tongue out with body shot
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>>703027171
only one I can see but I have shitty organisational skills, I should really put you in a folder
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>>703027180

>calling people out on their 'lesser' smoking habits
>how is high school? pleb
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>>703026969
show the tops of your feets pls OP
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>>703027607
fucking
meant for >>703027450
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>>703027499
I'm attempting to learn how to play guitar. Jimmy Page is the shit.
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Any pussy with ass close ups that are easily visible?
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>>703027548
Im bi, so what? I found the idiot
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>>703027607
Mother of hnnngggg
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>>703027607
Why haven't you pierced your nips yet?
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>>703027740
fuck off, faggot.
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>>703025351
Ok, so now what do you want?
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>>703027607
I must admit I like that picture of myself. That's when I actually remembered to shave
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>>703027650
nah mane, soles plz
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>>703027607
post lips
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stick yr tongue out
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>>703027498
Here's one I took a few weeks ago
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>>703027607
what kind of music do you listen to?
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>>703027808
You seem very mad, daddy hit you?
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>>703027740
We're all talking and watching a beautiful girl and the first thing you think of is the guys cock. So yeah, call me an idiot, but you're a fag.

>>>/hm/
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Do you enjoy getting guys hard?
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>>703027992
Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Sabbath, all that good shit.
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If you could fuck anyone, who would you fuck.
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>>703027977
This is all great stuff, but how about something new? Let's see your tits while you hit that pipe.
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>>703027630

High school is gr8 bb
A fresh crop of barely legal every year
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Nice pipe, i've always wanted to get one of those sherlock style pipes.
Also nice tits
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>>703028128
I must admit, yes. I don't know what that makes me, but I do.
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>>703027669
Lol I remember loving Jimmy Page man, back when I picked up guitar when I was in grade 8, lol long time ago, keep on strumming man, it's an instrument that takes years upon years of practice to play technically and fluently sound
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>>703028004
Lmao, I'm not the only one calling you a fag. That one below is me however.
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>>703027246

>tfw nobody will pay for anal bleaching
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>>703027828
one of a few good ones

>>703027886
all I got m8, I'd love to see more lips myself
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>>703028275
virgin confirmed
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>>703028295
you know what it makes you, ,slut.

and we love it
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>>703027419

They are quite nice.

Science saves the day.

For single use, the baby helix is all you need.
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>>703028295
Do you have any more sexy bras?
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>>703028371
Holy fuck those dick sucking lips
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>>703028273
This should be new. Kind of funny, but new.
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>>703027630

Look, kid, if you are going to be deliberately wasteful then don't cry when you come up short
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>>703024743
Here's a gift OP!
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>>703028371
Lavender?
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Can you spread your pussy? Btw Hail Black Sabbath
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>>703027838
she already showed soles
>>703026155
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>>703026397
Pic for proof
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tongue
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>>703028622
jesus christ op see the button next to the 10 seconds (the arrow), thats how you save photos. you dont need to screenshot them
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>>703028295
We enjoy it a lot though, so whatever makes you do it, keep it that way please!

Any tv series you'd recommend? Also post a fresh image of youe pussy, with light this time lol
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The nose of your mask in your Pussy!!!
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>>703028803
I screenshot so the pics don't save to that new memory bullshit
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>>703028856
this
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>>703028380

By your rules, yes, i am virgin

I have yet to pay a trap to fuck me while jerking me off and making me suck his balls
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full body shot plz
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Smoking please
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>>703028334
That wasnt me neither, we need id back
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>>703028653
Messy....
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>>703026452
I'm enjoying them n I hope you continue to do so.. but can I ask why you come here to post tits? Honest answer please. Do you enjoy the anonymous degradation??
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>>703028962
why are ids even gone
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>>703028956
I'll pack another bowl, hold on
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>>703028371
that choker made me hard
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>>703029007
so you can be free to secretly brigade.
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>>703028371
more lips and choker
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>>703028622
Glorious. Thank you!
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>>703029054

Go get a helix, slut
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>>703029007
yeah ids were cool...you knew you were talking to same person atleast
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>>703029001
I do enjoy the compliments and I also like taking pictures of myself. So, I figured I'd share them here. Don't really know where else to
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>>703029174
queer
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>>703025351
>>703026720
Those titts are amazing. Sexy nipples. Can you lactate yet??? Please say yes. Also why are you not taking regular pics or just using the save feature on snapchat why screenshot the snap??
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>>703029208
show both your feet babes xoxo
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>>703029208
youre hot as fuck. post on reddit.com/r/gonewild
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>>703029263

Dont hate science, little girl
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>>703029340
the fuck
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>>703028622
I feel like you should definitely kik me...

Lycurgus1337
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>>703024743
What flavor of gum was that OP?
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>>703029378
trap lover confirmed
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>>703029054
I tried
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>>703029522
Fuck, that pic made me want acid
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>>703029650
tongue out!!
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>>703029452
Lmaooo dudes covering his balls
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>>703029522
And it was an orange Starburst, the shittiest flavor of all Starburts.
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Pic of asshole please, OP.
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>>703029650
You should try a glorious deepthroat OP, bet you can't
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>>703029650
>>703029650
Hot enough for me <3 ty femanon-chan
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Amazing tits!!!
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>>703029650
you did just fine OP
next: insert handle of lit pipe into pussy, attempt to inhale
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>>703029312
Is she preggo then?, doesn't look it....
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>>703028481
anon?
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>>703029778
I noticed that too. It was more funny to me than attractive.
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>>703029650
i wish u were sucking my cock instead
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>>703028371
fk, same front tooth problem
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>>703029208
You're beautiful. That in conjunction with the fact that you post on /b/ makes you a catch in my book.
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Hah you guys are desperate
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how old OP?
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>>703029778
Theres a reason, not something to do with my nuts but something to do with the chick I sent that to... I cbf to explain m80
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OP write david between your tits
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>>703029608

You could be hitting a helix right now, kid

But you would rather suck on a pipe that probably doubles for blowing bubbles

If it makes you feel better, i could probably be persuaded to sodomize your dirty anus, even without the bleaching you need, as long as you weren't too insipid
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>>703029932
No, I can not lactate, nor am I pregnant. Ew
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>>703029932
Ignorant fuck you don't have to be prego to lactate. You don't even have to be a woman to lactate. Research topics before feeling you have the right to be rude.
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>>703029971
Not really. I have another decent one and a couple of sports bra. This bra I'm wearing is the shit.
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>>703024743
ever smoked chamomile tea with ur bud? if not u should try it.
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>>703030314
Can I check out another sexy shot of you wearing it? Is it comfy?
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>>703030002
Saaamee /b/ro
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>>703029208
Well thanks for thinking of us n def keep postin I'd smoke ya up to show my appreciation if I could
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>>703030319
And why's that?
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>>703030206
Thats what threw me, why ask if you can lactate???. Some people are fucking idiots.
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plz post another pic
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>>703030179
Lol thats my name too
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>>703026155
HOLY SHIT, you have the exact same foot as me. Greek with the Great toe, and pinky toe curled to the side.
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>>703029821
Bummer, may all your future starburst be yellow or whatever the hell your favorite flavor is
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>>703030258
Thats why I asked is she was preggo, I know that you can't lactate when not preggo, I'm not 12. I didn't ask if she could lactate, just if she was preggo.
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>>703030258
Fuckin idiot. Yeah, but its very fucking rare isnt it???
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>>703030319
No, don't do this, this is for fucktards only.
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>>703030604
in which case it would even more appreciated and she should definitely do it
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>>703030611
I've never really showed my foot off before. I didn't know if the pinky toe curving in was normal or not.
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Post you snapchat username
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>>703030711
No, in hentaï it happens all the time!
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Vaping with some dried mint is nice, chamomile sounds gross.
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Hitstick845 snap me trick
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where has OP gone
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>>703031151
'Ello
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>>703030845
Yes, it may do but this is real life not some fucking shite drawing of fucked up oddness
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>>703031227
and there i was thinking this thread had suddenly died
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>>703030711
Not rare. Literally anyone can in a week if you have a desire and regularly stimulate the nipples and tissue through the day a few times each day. Just not a lot of people try. But large breasted women usually have sensitive nipples which are forced against their clothes tighter than other woman and obviously more mammary tissue. So they usually can without having to try to start.
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>>703031276
It seems like it has.
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Is it sharpie-in-pooper time?
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>>703031276
That's /b/ for ya
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>>703030411
bump
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>>703030611
It's crazy how similar it is to mine... And I'm not sure if it's normal lol. Don't think so.
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to many faggots arguing rather than requesting
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>>703031282
Fuck off, yeah, that happens every day. Prick
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>>703030812
Oops meant to reply to you, replied to myself.
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>>703029174
>>703027180

Who the fuck uses a helix anymore
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I wasn't expecting guys to be arguing about lactating on my thread
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Posting for trips & tinestamped /t/its
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OP can we have another pic
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Op webm of you shitting
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>>703031541
queer fags trying to act beta but its all he has
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>>703031548
can we have more of youre amazing body OP
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OP do u masturbate and if so proof and what u prefer to use
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good shit op.
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>>703024743
Now I'm bored as fuck. May we see you lick your nipple (if you got the flexes for it)?
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>>703031548
Post full frontal of you masturbating.
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>>703031686
That's goddamn pretty. Yours?
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Lactating fetish sounds kind of incestuous imo
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>>703031686
>2016
>uses a ziploc bag
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>>703029650
One humble request: toiletbrush in ass pls
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>>703031758
Yup :)
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>>703031462
Fuckin virgins spreading lies cause they don't have real experiences to learn from
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full body pic!
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>>703026299
kek
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>>703031387
my dick wants more bra and skin
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what is your sexual preference
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>>703032104
I'm straight as shit.
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>>703032160
just trying to keep this thread from going 404
tell us about the worst stoner or drunken story either funny or sexual
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>>703032160

Shit is rarely straight
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Breh you have the same dress sense as some cunt I know called Emma.
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>>703032160
Do you like it when guys post naked pics of themselves is response to yours?
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>>703032160
Would you consider yourself slutty?
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West coast op?
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/b/ros get a good thing that is actually here to talk too, taken for granted!
>boobs were posted
>move tf on
Nice to meet you fem-anon. I'm in day three of detox
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>>703032353
If you're referring to the pic of me in a skirt and crop top, I usually never dress like that. That was the first time I had in years, actually. I'm always wearing a shitty band shirt and jeans and/or gym shorts
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>>703032545
Ok pseudo white knight.
>taken for granted
Kys.
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>>703032545
Aw sheeit. How's that going?
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>>703032402
Does howdy doody have wooden balls, man?
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>>703032588
Are you a whore? Its ok, because I def am
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>>703032374
I don't mind it.
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>>703032588
Nah fam I mean In general your entire look even down to the choker and hair, if one side used to be shaved and UK near Windsor then ye.
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>>703032545
Not op but just detoxed myself. 35 days no heroin. What you detoxing from?

OP can I get some more pics.. you know for being drug free, except for the ganj ofc
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>>703024743
Courtney stop posting your tits and go to bed
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>>703032800
Now I wouldn't say I'm a whore. I can be slutty, and I may even like being called a whore while being fucked in the right moment, but I wouldn't think I'm actually a whore. Sounds kind of derogatory.
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weed is bad
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>>703032998
SO CLOSE also fuck your opinion fail trips.
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>>703028971
NOLOVEDEEPWEB
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>>703032922
Shit, you caught me. It's me, Courtney. Shit.
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Would love to get high right now, my dealer has been dry for 2 weeks.
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>>703028622
>that mask
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>>703032974
If someone offered you 2000$ to fuck? Would you say no? If no, how much would you do it for?
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>>703033105
is this legit like generally dont no if u been busted or not ahahha
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>>703032662
Triggered
>>703032671
Mostly? Night sweats and insomnia
Booze is a harsh mistress
>pic related, previous black out bottle kept as momentum
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>>703033361
I was fucking with you man. No Courtney here
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squeeze your boobs together OP
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>>703031900
Wow the fuck was impressed by that?
I would demand a refund from my dispensary if I ever got somthing that awful looking.

Pic related is some rec Blue Dream I've got right now
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>>703033428
No you just come across as a pretentious cunt.
>look muh alcohol
>mea culpa
>KYS
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>>703033457
ahahah was gunna say couldnt imagine what would be going threw ya head if ya got busted by a mate ahaha well done ma'am
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Draw a pepe in your boob, that will be the rarest pepe of them all
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>>703033428
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>>703033428
I've been trying to get off booze for ten years... How the fuck did you do that? My max is 15 days
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>>703033643
I really would if I felt like it
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>>703033733
more of this!!
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>>703033619
I will keep posting bud porn if anyone's interested.
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>>703033931
You cant handle the pepes, nobody can...
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R.I.P
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>>703033619
Ehm some of our "dispensaries" is still some spic named flacco who doesnt offer much variety and certainly doesn't do refunds. We're not all lucky enough to live wherever you live bro.
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>>703034015
http://imgur.com/a/B9zAK

all yours my man
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>>703034021
I'm interested my nigga, dealer that I trust is currently dry until the weekend so I'm fucked as I only smoke bongs. Spent an hour picking my grinder to roll a "joint" all I got from it was a slight feeling.
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It appears that the excitement of this thread has subsided. I'm out. Thanks for sharing with us tonight, OP. Also, >>703034088 that's hilarious.
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>>703034330
Ty fam found it earlier and got a kek from it.
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>>703034125
Still some shit weed, but I feel your pain, I wasn't always in Colorado.

Legalization is coming to the whole country eventually, but you should head out here some time. Tourists can buy rec as long as you have a US ID and are over 21.
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>>703033918
Depends on your reasoning I guess, personally I became sick of blacking out, having my friends look after me, only to have no recollection of any of the events that took place after my BAC reached dangerous levels.
>tl;dr felt bad for friends looking after my drunk as for passed 4 years
>motivation to push through it
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