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your last 3 digits in this thread are the weight of the next girl you date. or the weight your current girl will wake up to tomorrow
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Fuck me up the ass and call me Alisha.
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roll
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>>703024078
>>703023828
idk who's grosser
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>>703023696
500+ get
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Roll
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Roll
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000 get
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Rollllll
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>>703023696
300 git
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between 40-70
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Roll
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ok let's see for lolz
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Attempt.
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>>703023696
045 get
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110 get
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hm
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Roll
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Fuck it, I need a laugh
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leggo
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get
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roll
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If by girl you mean a big load of steamy crab fried rice, then come and get me big mama!
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001 get
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>>703023696
rell
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>>703026002
2 pounds you sick fuck
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Rollerooni
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first good weight^^
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>>703023696
rolling for 9
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Roll
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>>703026115
Hot diggidy dog!
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Rolling?
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>>703026225
>>703026115
It's a severely overweight 12 year old
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rOLL
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rawlin 4 a phatty
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000 get
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401 get
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>>703026331
Oh god no! Why would you think something so wrong!?!
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Rollll
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>>703023696
Fit pls
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Rolling for 999 or 000
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It can always get worse.
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Rolling for Sarah's fat ass
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>>703026645
Rollin for you
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o no
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fuck
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>>703026562
Anon I actually want to see this.
Rolling
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Roll
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>>703026834
Reroll
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fatty get
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Rip
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go!
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999 trips
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>>703026834
Rerolling
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>>703023696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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thin for the win
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>>703024197
Hey! I recognize that gay blow job!
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>>703026997
Well that was close
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115 get
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>>703027119
good enough
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Muh Deyock
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>>703027008
The vocal reminded me of this dude I did some shit with years ago.

https://www.reverbnation.com/pretentiousdivideby0/song/12010773-2-thousean-on-hundred-6
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Last 3 digits of this post is >>703023696's autism level quotient.
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Rollolol
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>>703023696
Units of measurement not specified...Rollin anyways
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roll
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>>703027008
>>703027008
because we did write an actual song once.

https://www.reverbnation.com/pretentiousdivideby0/song/12010756-incepsean
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Roll
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Roll yolo
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Llor
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butthole
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>>703023696
Rolling for a low self-esteem fatty!
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>>703023696

no fatties
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>>703027597
perfect. Thanks, blessed anon.
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roll
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Rolling bitches...also
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999 get
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*sigh*

Rolling....
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Booyaka booyaka 619
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Not excited for this
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Big money no whammy no whammy
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anything 120 or lower i can live with.
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Rollin for a fatty
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Ayy sexy momma
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>>703023696
roll
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roll
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roll
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>>703027055
>>>703024197
>Hey! I recognize that gay blow job!
Fuck beat me to it
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>>703024197
I was wondering what's so bad about 78, sure they'd be a bit overweight, but still not as heavy as me

then i realised that this guy is probably thinking in freedomgrams not kilograms

fuck america
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Rolleroo
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God help us
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>>703023696
Lol i dont even... my girl is solid 110 lbs, no way it will be something over 130 overnight
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Nigger faggot
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how about a plumper like the landwhale from whats eating gilbert grape

would jabba her hutt
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/roll
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>>703030032
hot
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ey rollerino
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Rawlin
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>>703023696
rolling :^D
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>>703031587
reroll
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>>703023696
Roll
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Roll
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gimme a fatty
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landwhale ahoy
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rawl
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roll
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Should be back in the 100s now
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My one and only roll.
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999 plx trips gettum so goooood
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Rollerino perpperino
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876
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>>703032044
I'm good with this.
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>>703023696
106 - 116 get
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>>703023696
ROLLERINO
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Rolling
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>>703023696
553
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Roll
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>>703023696
Grohl
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man the harpoons!
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>>703032358
Regrohl
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>>703023696

This would have made more sense if it was

1XX last 2 post digits
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>>703032632
what, 900 pound planets aren't realistic enough?
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>>703031912
Nice one ! :)
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Rollan
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Oh boy
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>>703023696
roll
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>>703033002
gratz on fucking a celery stick
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Roll
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roll
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Rollin for 999
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Rolliando!!!
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Trip Zip get
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>>703023696
rollin
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286
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Roll
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roll
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rollerblades
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In pounds or kgs?
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>>703023696

Rollio
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120
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Oh yea baby. Did I get a thin sexy girl?
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please wake up fat, elise, so I can cum on your soft rolls
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>>703036191
only a few pounds more than she is now :( oh well, thanks for the glimmer of hope op
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rollo
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Roll
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fuckin roll
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>703023696

what is this stupid bullshit
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>>703023696
roll
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>>703034883
....yes
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Am I fucked?
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999 get
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Come on 500
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Sure..why not?
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>>703023696
roll
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>>703023696
less than 150 get
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roll
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>>703040368
Oh boy what a chunker, reroll
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rollin'
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>>703023696
Might as well and find out
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Roll
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im gay
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Rolling for 085-090
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Give me 60s-70s
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>>703041235
Shit she's either dead or a foetus
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Rollin'
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Rooll
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Nigger
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>>703041177
Cringe.
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roll
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t
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>>703023696
rolll
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cmon i need to get laid
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pls
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Rolling
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010 get
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>>703023696
Oh shit
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>>703043100
The actuall weight of my GF, nice.
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>>703043100
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>>703023696
Hmmm
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999
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Roll
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>>703023696

Rawlin
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>>703023696
130 get
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Rpll
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R011
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good memes
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if >150 i dump
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>>703044798
goodbye wendy
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>>703023696
I how bout last 2 digits cause it's in kg
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rolling
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>>703045162
too fat
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>>703045214
jesus, land whale. man the harpoons
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roll
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Gonna get triple zeros because I'm doomed to be forever alone.
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Roll for glory
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>>703023696
Roll.
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>>703023696
show me potato salad
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>>703023696
Isn't this shit kinda dumb? Like, there's a 75% chance of a morbidly obese partner and shit.
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Roll
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000 get m8ty
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>>703046602
Arrrrg back on harpoon duty then.
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roll get 040 pls
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Don't hurt me
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Roll
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roll
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500+
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skinny bitch inc
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cant wait
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>>703049043
didnt do too bad
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Skinny gurl
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Fkn hell
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>>703023696
Roll
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riperolli
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>>703050366
Memes
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throbbing cock
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Fuck
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>>703023696
jk rolling
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>>703023696
implying i will get in contact with a girl in the remainder leftovers of my life.
what evers , roll.
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rolling
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Cyka
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Rolling for baby beluga
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Fuck it let's go
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This is a bad idea
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>>703023696
dubs
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Well..
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>>703023696
045lbs GET
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>>703023696
Well current gf is already fat
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roll
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>>703029011
A pound is about half a kilo
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this gon fuck me up
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Please be under 175
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Comment
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>>703027055
good old times
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dead
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>>703023696
3 digits? amerifag detected
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But what if she weighs nothing?
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Give me a thick qt
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rell
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Haha as if i could get a girl
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4488 check em ;p
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>>703023696
Roll
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keks
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500+
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Rolo
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>>703023696
Ok
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>>703041260
or maybe she uses the metric system because she's not from fucking narnia
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Trips
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sure
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Roll for 666
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Yea ok
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Harpon?
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Roll, I guess
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roller
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Let's see
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Roll
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>>703023696
Rolling
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Ha ha ha
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>>703027833
nice fatty dubbydubdub
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>>703023696
Ham planet probably
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>>703055373
Hopefully she is really really tall
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rollk
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Rollin
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Hhhh
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>>703023696
OMG THAT'S THE FATTEST BITCH EVER....Well I guess i'll start lifting weights so I hit that pussy.
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>>703023696

Oh shit. Rolling.

>inb4 landwhale
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FUck
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Rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllolollololollollolol
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Rollin'
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>>703055964
roll
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I'll bite
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>>703023696
rolling for pudge
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>>703056698
too much pudge
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Do it roll gods
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Won't get much higher than she is already, fat cunt.
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>>703023696
Chmon
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>>703056851
Reroll that poo
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No whales pls
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>>703023696
roll
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>>703023696
foolish
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roll
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999 roll
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>>703057001
Damn anon
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>>703025778
So close to trips
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>>703057001
what in gods name am I fucking a baby?
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>>703052582
She just got fatter.
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068.....
I'm just going to think of her as 12...
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>>703057001
Second one that's just 1 off to trips that's like really light impossibly light btw
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roll
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>>703023696
Roll
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>>703025661
Aye you were only 551 off your goal
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roll
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I feel like she's gonna be a whale
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>>703054364
85lb beta eurocuck detected
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>>703023696
Please <200
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>>703023696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>>703057116
More like a fetus
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Roll
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>>703023696
Sub 200 let's go
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>>703024197
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