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ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
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Tried to have sex with a escort, couldn't get hard because of shame, so we cuddle
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>>703020653
my moms finger carred me in the back of my friend
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>>703020653

Whenever I see this picture I think of the dumb bitch that made it, thinking "wow I'm being so quirky and interesting by writing this on a book! hehe!"

Fuck.
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>>703021511
You alright?
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>>703020653
I helped 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
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>>703021084
want to cuddle?
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>>703020653
Im lonely.
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>>703021674
I would if you were close enough. I might even cuddle with you in the shower, unless that would be too much teasing. I don't want anything sexual.
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>>703021573

HAHA. I'm willing to bet she's like an art school hipster.

She defaced a fucking book to write it too, a book she probably never read. I mean it's not quite as trashy as burning a book like a nazi but it's still pretty fucking trashy.
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>>703021084

SO in other words you're a human with emotions.

Congradu-fuckyou-lations
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>>703021511
what?
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>>703021808

Thank god someone else sees this. I've wanted to post this every time I see this dumbass thread. Fucking art school hipsters.
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>>703021972
It's just cuddling, surely not everybody has this reaction unless there's a solid emotional foundation in place first.
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I'm afraid of cheese. Go down cheese aisle in a supermarket and nope the fuck out
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>>703020653
Op is listing for Internet juices or has to say some fucked up shit

Doubles check um

Op is fag
Inb4 Inb4
Weeeeeeeeeeereeeereretereeeereeeee

God I'm trolling so hard tonight in every thread I'm sorry just hadon't a very rough day

Fuck u and u ND u ND u ND u and you sassy a grass

Grammer nazi dies in hell

Fuck ur self
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>>703021649
at the same time? did they like it?
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>>703022207
I'm sorry you had a rough day, anon. I hope things get better for you.
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>>703020653
I support Trump for President.
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>>703022407
You are doing God's work. Thanks!
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silk boxers here
can confirm I'm working on unleashing the biggest pair of 11 year old cannons I've ever seen.
These will be shared on the internet in future secret threads if I can get a snap of them.
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>>703021791
just cuddling is pretty good on its own tbh. We'd have to try and see about the shower, never tried a completely non-sexual shared shower.

vaguely where are you?
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>>703021084
lol
that's not love, idiot
you're making shit up in your head to justify your need.
bet you're from a religious family
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>>703022719
Reasonably close to Kansas City, MO.
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I actually want to die because i'm in love with my childhood best friend and she still sees me as that best friend. I'm happy we're friends, but being around her just makes me feels so inadequate, i'm no looker and shes gorgeous; and it makes me sad knowing she doesn't feel the same way. i told her how i felt recently and told her it's because of her that i gotta stay away from her for a while to "get the fuck over myself", that lasted about 4 months and we're back to the way we used to be, we just aren't as close, i was so happy to be around her again, but than i started getting the same shit feeling of not being good enough, or getting jealous when she does shit with other people, and like she deserves a better friend than me. I really hate that she brings the worst out of me, and i hate even more that i can't help but be a shit person to her when i'm caught up in my petty ass feelings.
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>>703021355
lol
why is that shameful? was it 1950?
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>>703022244
Years apart, just used the same friends dog without her knowledge.
The first girl was really against it but tried it for me and really didnt like it, but whined like mad when he licked her. The other 2 loved it, the last girl especially loved sucking his cock
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>>703023010
if you can't tell, i've been drinking. a lot.
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A friend's girlfriend sucked my cock on the 4th of july while he was inside.
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>>703023010
guarantee she's not even a 7

btw, pic is you
hope you realize it one day
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>>703022892
sorry anon, half a world away from me. I hope you find a good cuddlebuddy nearer home.

also: >>703022162
physical contact is physical contact, we're geared to respond to it. if you get a job in sales they teach you that just touching somebody - knee, hand, shoulder, whatever - is one of the most effective things you can do to. Forms an instant bond.
And that's just a quick touch, not full-blown cuddling.
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>>703023241
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>>703023287
they double-teamed you
got pics?
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>>703023048
did the girls cum at all ? what kind of dog was it? how did u talk them into it?
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random mobilefag here too lazy to find a porn thread can someone post a pic here :/
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>>703023605
That was phrased poorly on my behalf. Sorry. I mean, while he was inside *the house we were partying at* and we weren't.
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>>703023402
i just don't know how to get rid of her.
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>>703022206
What did uncle do to you buddy?
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>>703023658
Large bullmastiff.
The second 2 came twice each, the first didnt but she was really fighting it as she wasnt up for it to begin with. Still fucking hot to watch, though. The most recent gf was the most natural and in to it, she looked after horses and always had pets so she was a natural.

I just brought it up one day jokingly, then mentioned it again a few days later with some stories and videos and showed them how amazing its meant to be. With the exception of the first girl they were all really taken in by it
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>>703022206
>I'm afraid of cheese. Go down cheese aisle in a supermarket and nope the fuck out

I've never understood this. How can you be afraid of a product? I can understand being afraid of an animal or a plant or something that could potentially kill you, but fucking cheese?
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>>703024028
move.
try a city with a lot of hot women (NYC, Montreal, Miami) and you'll barely remember her in a year
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>>703023882
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staying over a friends for the night hoping he hasn't noticed.
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I fell in love with a fucking lesbian and she's going across the country to go fuck the one seh really loves and my fathers legs stopped working, he's problably not gonna be walking soon
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>>703024033
I was forced to eat blue cheese in a blind folded food taste test in first grade. Permanently scared from that experience
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>>703024218
i'm gonna keep this in mind.
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i lie on the internet.

particularly on 4chan.

also, I am an attractive female with a twisted sense of humor.
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>>703024400
Oh yeah, fuck blue cheese. Why is that even a thing? It tastes ducking terrible
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>>703023036
She's a human being, having sex with somebody she isn't attracted to for money. I was ashamed she had to go through this because of me. I don't regret my experience, we ended up talking about her profession for an hour, cuddling naked.
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>>703024513
you fart on doods and blame it on other people?
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>>703024356
More plz your beautiful
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>>703024400
>>703024527
fuck you guys blue cheese is amazing
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>>703024513
That means you are a grill huh? Since you lie on 4chan that means you lied about lying about being an attractive female with a twisted sense if humor.
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>>703024218
>Montreal
Good taste my friend
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>>703024638
Blue Cheese tastes like how the livestock area of the state fair smells.
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>>703024638
>fuck you guys blue cheese is amazing
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>>703024513
tits or gtfo you possibly ugly man.
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Just started dieting in a hope to get out of my current relationship and in with a girl I really like.
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>>703024638
No fuck you, asshole. The only people who eat blue shit are the snobs that think they have a refined taste for eating that wierd tasting bullshit.
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>>703024865
Are you doing the Keto diet? If not you might as well give up
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>>703024908
look at this nigga with the unrefined palate
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Did 4.5 years in prisin. Hardly a single person in my life even knows.
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>>703024908
ever had a blue cheese burger? it will change your life m8
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My secret? Alright....
I work-out daily, commonly wear my battle vest as well outside of work. People think I'm alpha, but really I'm the biggest beta cuck I know. I really love being taken advantage of but everyone thinks I wanna take advantage of them.
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>>703024974
Unrefined? You gotta be kidding. It tastes like a rancid tub of sour cream I took a shit in.
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>>703025173
>combines best thing ever with worst thing ever
Eww I hate burgers
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One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all
Go ask Alice
When she's ten feet tall

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call
Call Alice
When she was just small

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low
Go ask Alice
I think she'll know

When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Feed your head
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>>703025153
For what ?
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>>703022394
baby girl sick she went to dr.

Thanks though

She will get better just do sent feel well
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>>703021705
I love you.
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>>703024367
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>>703025496
i fucking love jefferson airplane.
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>>703024367
Diapers man im there with you.
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>>703024368
be there for your dad
it matters most

been there, so glad I was there for him
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>>703024367
is that a diaper or an erection?
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i was molested as a child by my father. molestation stories turn me on now. probably not normal.
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>>703020653


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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>>703023010
If you can pin point WHY you want to die, you will over come it, promise. Keep your hopes high for her.
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Dude with the bestfriend he loves i feel you but i told mine how i felt she rejected me and i treat her like garbage now and use her all the time for free shit.

Secret: ive witnessed 2 murders and helped set up both of the victims. The pay outs were amazing.
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>>703024959
I'm doing low carb but not keto low. I've got a friend doing that and he's guiding me.
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>>703026778
tell more
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>>703026629
pretty common tbh fam

not universal, but I know a few people who are the same. my ex used to really get off when we roleplayed her childhood molestation.
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>>703024527
Roquefort Papillion Noir is one of the greatest tastes you'll ever experience.

It's expensive but so very fucking worth it
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>>703026639
gym class heroes, took me a good 3 minutes to remember that shit. good shit anon.
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>>703022407
Well Hail Hydra.
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>>703020653

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>own a dildo
>want to get fucked badly
>have done camshows in drag
>not actually attracted to real men
>have no feelings towards any person in the last 3 years
>haven't had sex in 4 years (im 22)
>work a lot
>coworkers are all getting laid. literally all of them besides me
>they don't know though
how long can you go without being intimate with another human before it gets to be too long?
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>>703026778
More?
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>thread about secrets
>clicks
>bluecheese.jpg
Why are we discussing the grossest thing in the world? How is it even food?
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>>703021637
>>703022140
How new are you?
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>>703024865
just breaak up with her you gutless beta.
Say, "it's you, not me. Well, it's me too - I want to fuck another woman, so fuck off."

Don't try to stay friends, it seems like a good idea, but in the end it's like trying to dance with an anchor tied to your neck.
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Married, got 4 kids, JW

Also have a girlfriend, and sometimes an escort
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>>703026778
i wish i could do that lmao i still got so much heart for this dumb bitch though. being an ass to her actually beats me up; it's like i want her to feel how shitty she makes me feel, but not by being the one who makes her feel like shit. also she keeps dating dudes with the same name as me, i have no clue if it's on purpose or not; i'm deff gonna just run away from this issue once i have enough money to leave it all behind.
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I let my friend fuck my girlfriend when she was passed out drunk
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>>703026894
Stilton ftw
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>>703027107
about 7 years new.
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>>703026870
Details are gonna be fuzzy due to possible implication and self i crimination.

Anyways. Used to sell dope loooots of dope. Well i got robbed and beaten. My supplier did not like that i was expecting to take the blame. Nope. He told me if i set up the 2 guys that did it hed pay me 10grand and wed be cool still. DONE AF. So i set em up one died by a single gun shot to the dome. the other was a little more of a lesson. I staged a deal between him and a friend. Instead of my friend showing up for the deal it was my suppliers hit man. Dude cried like a bitch as he blew out his fucking shins. Then a solid one to the face.

Both were glorious. Shaddenfroid to the max.
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>>703026422
diaper + plastic pants + gym shorts
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>>703026898
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>>703024908
I like it cause it tastes weird. Some foods have an acquired taste. You keep eating them and you eventually develop an appreciation for them.
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>>703020653
One time when I jacked off in my room I jizzed in a mug. It feels weird now too see when my family drinks out of it.
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>>703027690
>>703027690
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>>703027306
good luck with the rape charges that will come for you one day.
life, and tech, can surprise you, as you'll discover
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once i went with my girl friend to her familes lake cabin for a weekend family reunion. noticed she had this amazingly hot older cousin who was there also. chick made me diamonds and when we all went swimming she changed into this bikini that gave her instant camel toe. I changed into my swim shorts after her in the room she was staying in, noticed her clothes layin on the bed, sure enough there was her panties, i of course gave them the cumming of a lifetime and put them back. sure enough after we were done swimming she put back on the same clothes. to this day no one knows except you fucks and it made me diamonds to know that all night my cum was all over that pussy.
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>>703020653
Today I jacked off to a user in a chat room whom I know is female telling me to be quiet - I spent the entire rest of the day lurking, despite it being a roomful of my friends, because she said that, and it was SO HOT to me.
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I sometimes browse craigslist when im horny, w4m, m4m , t4m. got a bj from a guy once, cheated on my girlfriend with a 10/10
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>>703028043
details of the 10/10 story
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>>703027306
did she know?
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>>703028267
No
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>>703020653
Harambe was an inside job
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I'm happily married but secretly want to suck off a guy until he blows his load down my throat. Never done it before.
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>>703028267
provide details of story. why did u let him? where did he finish? did u fuck her after? which position?
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>>703028650
hah faggot
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>>703020653
Last month I masturbated while my wife was asleep. I rubbed my cum all over my hands and slowly rubbed it all over her breasts while she slept. The next morning I woke her up by sucking on her nipples. Hard as diamonds.
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>>703028650
You're like 80% of married men. Seriously.
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>>703028132
>bored as fuck
>find out about whisper (anonymous social app)
>filter through shit for weeks to find a hook up
>figure out all the guys are overly thirsty
>Find a whisper about someone that's clearly depressed and slutty
>Talk to her for about 1 month
>Get nudes over time
>Meet a few times for coffee
>Fast forward a year (this is all while having a girlfriend to hide this from by the way)
>Decide on picking a night to rent a motel
>Both show up, get high
>?????
>went at it 4 times
Gf still doesn't know to this day, barely talk with the 10/10 anymore
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>>703020653
I'm pretty sure that I masturbate more than anyone on earth, excluding the autistic and the retarded.
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>>703027870
Jeff, what are you doing here telling these people about you jizzing in my panties over two decades ago again!?
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>>703029091
Sorry about your skinless dick, man.
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>>703026898
Supertramp you stupid rip-off loving fuck
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>>703029091
>excluding the autistic and the retarded
Fairly confident you might be a part of one or both of those groups.
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>>703024367
I was hoping you were hiding in the spare room sneaking out for food every now and then.
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My girlfriend was invited to a threesome with her friend and her friend's boyfriend. I think they felt pity for me or something so they invited me along for a foursome...

Feels bad knowing they want just your girlfriend and not you...
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>>703029091
how many times an hour, on average?
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>>703029487
what did you guys do?
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>>703027441
I had a friend. Somebody stole money from him and fled the country (not US).
He told me he hired some hitmen, searched for his brother and put him in a basement. They called him and when he refused to come home, they shot the brother.

Still don't know whether it is true or not.
My friend was a crazy motherfucker, but did not seem that crazy.
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>>703027066
It's also been 3 years for me too. It varies i think. I'm just now finishing up college so I'm not too concerned since i have a lot of work to keep me busy. But if I'm in my career for a couple years and i don't find anyone, thats probably gonna take a toll
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>>703020653
I once wiped my ass with a roommates toothbrush.

All the way in the crack, to the brown eye. He used it without knowing.
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Sometimes I have dirty thoughts about a friend I shouldn't be wanting to tap.
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>>703030042
ive done that a few times as well
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I replaced my roomates toothpaste with my cum. not even ashamed of myself, bastard had it comming.
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When I moved into my house I was told by the neighbour a drugdealer lived here before me and he skipped town when the police got too close to him.

There were some artefacts of his business in my house, like a fuse box with too much power (for the lights) and huge attic with some marks on the wall where the marijuana farm was.

And the 250000 euros in cash in bags that was hidden under the stairs. :^)
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>>703030161
dirty = gay, i assume
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>>703029192
I have to believe that fucking guy is trolling.
Have to.
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i'm 24 and i want to be with a 16 years old girl, but i don't think the jail is worth it.
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>>703030161
Uhh... I have those thoughts about literally every girl I see... every day. All the time.
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>>703022542
I would love to see those big ol warlocks
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>>703030215
you watch too much movies
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>>703029584
Alot of things. Swapped partners and group sex mostly.
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>>703030261
nah, she's a she.
>>703030312
heh
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>>703030424
I can prove it.
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>>703024908
> the secret
10 yos arguing whether they like cheese or not/chan
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>>703030293
yeah 16 isnt worth it, now if she was 12-13 it would be worth it.
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>>703030435
cool sounds fun... what was the group sex like ? what did u do? who cummed and where? which girl was hotter?
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>>703029973
once you're out of a very social environment like university, it's very hard to meet women, unless you're into meeting the kind of women that you find in bars and clubs.
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>>703030470
>she's a she.
nice denial, keep telling yourself that..but what you should really do is step back from that ledge and cut ties with all the lies youve been living in.
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>>703023010
Why don't you get out of that relationship. Go find someone who respects you and will fuck you.
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>>703030340
I snuck this snap tonight. This will take some big work, she doesn't seem open to the reveal but the first step is she knows shes packing smashable tits and that is a nice in for me to work on.
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>>703030862
not even gonna bother with you anon. have a good day.
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This scene is what cat me hot for cat girls. Which then lead me down the path of hentai.
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>>703021808
like you would ever care for a book mr Schopenhauer
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Dogs like me because I wear clean underwear and it's usually quite brutal.
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>>703027104
>from the faggot with a hand up his ass
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Im jealous of my more fit friend... And i have been for years but never admitted it to him. We are always in competition with eachother with everything we do... And even today we both hung out with a pretty cute girl and i basically got third wheeled and friendzoned by her when she didnt hug me before she left.
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>>703030936
It's ok, I understand if you dont want to see me again
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>>703021355
Same, except I couldn't get hard with 5 different escorts.
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>>703030435
...and both relationships were over inside a couple of months, right?
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>>703031254
Did they get hard?
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>>703030473
let me see
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>>703031185
>basically got third wheeled and friendzoned by her when she didnt hug me before she left.
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>>703030473
so, you figure some criminals will just forget that money?
You know they're coming for it -- or maybe people they owe money to. Either way, you stepped into a world of hurt, if true.
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>>703030470
why shouldnt you want to tap that then?
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how do i aproach a girl with a bf?
i'm way better than him, but she thinks she ''cheat'' if she likes someone else.

That retarded logic is fucking my posibility what should i do?
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>>703030936
(the whole thing says more about him than it does about you, bro)
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>>703031606
Move on.
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>>703031185
>i basically got third wheeled and friendzoned by her when she didnt hug me before she left.
to be this young and be able to use a computer, spell correctly, etc.
awesome.
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>>703031310
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I stabed a random guy in a party
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>>703023010
>>703023010
1)turn 20
2)discover how many other girls there are out there, many of whom have qualities that are way more desirable than this little cock-tease who doesn't love you and lives a double life as a real flawed person and an imaginary perfect angel that you created in your desperate virgin mind
3) ??????
4) profit
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>>703031766
2:10am bud well if i didnt fuck up the text i wouldnt of received any responses from u anons.... So tell me what should i do.mate?
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>>703031690
but i know i have the posibility, literally the only reason she doesn't want to accept it is thx to that stupid conservative bs.
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If i get abs will i get females?
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>>703032034
Oh, well if that is the case then DEFINITELY move on. I guarantee you that you can do as good or better than any girl you want to date right now. Getting hung up is a waste of what limited time you have on this planet before you die.
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>>703031606
why would you want to be with someone like that??
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>fuck buddy has expressed feelings for me
>at first I thought she was testing me
>every time think any affectionate shit she says is a honeypot
>told me last week she found a place near my place she is moving into by the end of this month
>secretly do like her but been hurt too many times I am no longer able to feel any compassion towards anyone anymore
>have literally become a goth in sheep's clothes
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>>703032018
move on with your life -- this is a great way:

>>703024218
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>>703032065
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>>703032065
Nah
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>>703020653

i ordererd a tiny 3 cm spy cam from ebay a fjew weeks ago, so i can spy on my little sister after a shower, but regrettet it 10 minuttes after masturbating.

godamn it horny brain.
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>>703032165
That retarded logic is the only flaw on her, and is a very decent 8/10.
Also, i can notice from miles away she likes me, but she evade that everytime.
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i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

thinking about all those times i used to cum inside her back then gets me hard every time.

>kek. im hard right now.
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>>703032725
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I used to jack off my rottwheiler when I was a kid. Now he panicks when I put him on my bed by dashing out the door.
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>>703031509
It's been 4 years
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>>703033006
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When I was like 6 or 7 I used to make out with my niece, who's a year younger than me. A year later I showed her my but and I licked her pubic area, like not her vagina, just the area above it. Then her dad went to jail and her mom took her away for awhile. 10 years later, I move to her town and we start talking again. She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. But I haven't brought what we did up. I mean, she has to remember,right? I've never told anyone about this
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>>703032065
What women notice about guys:
1. Shoes -- no idea why, but if you have nice shoes, clean, good condition, this counts for a lot.

2. Looks -- not just if you are good-looking, but if you have done what you can to look good -- decent hair cut, no logo or band T-shirts, sandals, sneakers. basically, dress like an adult, not a boy

3. Height - - sorry, but it's true

4. Independence - - women don't like bad boys, what they like is a guy who does his own thing: if you'll watch romantic comedies with her or bake cupcakes together, she probably would rather you said "fuck that, you watch - I'm going to do my thing". Do you own thing, but invite her along sometimes and she'll love it.

5. Intelligence - - in today's world, a smart guy can be more protective than a strong guy (unless you live in a dangerous area), and women know that. Plus, she'll look smarter by association, which puts her above her girl friends, which is important (no fucking idea why).
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>>703032572
if she'll cheat on him, she'll cheat on you.
Surely you know this.
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>>703023010
Don't get me wrong, girls like guys who can be in touch with their feelings, but from the way you describe yourself it sounds like you really lack self confidence and that can be a real turn off for most.
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>>703033268
6. Money - - with enough you can disregard 1 through 5
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>>703032065

If you're hot enough they will fuck you regardless of your position in life
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The Jews really did do 9/11.
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>>703033015
could be inside, waiting to be released
could be a lot of reasons

could be watching your place right now

as they said in No Country For Old Men "When would you stop looking for your money?"
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>>703033507
This. People hate compromising by nature so if there is no risk involved they will go along with it. Those gold digger pranks tell you all you need to know.
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>>703033507
yes, with most women, anyway
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>>703020653
once i got really drunk at a party and got involved in a fight with my best friend's boyfriend, he beated the shit out of me and left me there, when i realized i got my ass busted i started to investigate where he lived, few days after i finally found out, i showed up there a busted all his fucking windows with a brick. worth it.
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>>703034047
>beated
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>>703034047
World's most badass beta
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>>703034047
you should have also prank called him a lot then have your dad beat up his dad
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>>703034392
this pic is kinda eerie; is /b/ gonna have to solve another muderape?
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>>703021511
U wot
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I'm gonna kill myself tonight.
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>>703034718
/b/ is more on the supply side of murder rape than solving them
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>>703034928
Make sure to request a natural burial with no embalming or cremation. May as well not fuck up the earth on your way out.
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>>703034928
bye
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>>703034954
well, i mean; we did kinda solve that one where the dude choked that bitch out; well we kinda just ratted the dude out.
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>>703033268
Can i be chubby but still.have the qualities of 1-5 and get pussy? Or should i start my keto diet now?
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blew a dog for an ex bf
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I enjoy spanking girls and boys. Prefer girls. Always bare, with my hand or an appropriate implement; and the severity adjusted for the offense. I ensure they understand the reason for the spanking and take time to comfort afterwards. Discipline or fun, it is a good outcome.
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>>703035267
how was it?
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>>703035475
hello again anon
you never did tell us their ages
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I'm a 27 year old Virgin and the girl I've been speaking to for a few days asked my friend out when we were at a bar
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>>703035543
Must have slipped my mind...
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>>703035821
there's no time like the present
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>>703035669
That's rough. I'm guessing you fancy her?
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>>703035877
After the way I felt the other night I would have to say yeah.
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>>703035855
I use that line before beginning, sometimes. I have experience with all ages. Young and older. Related and non-related. Professional and informal.
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I feel shitty because i know if i were to take care of myself.i can get females easier...but im a lazy fuck who doesnt give a shit
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>>703035489

my heart was racing the entire time. mostly because of how taboo it was

it was messy, tbh. at first i thought he was peeing a lot but it turns out their semen is really watery

it was fun (because taboo) but not something id do regularly
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im adopted and my parents have always thought i was a boy
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>>703035989
Is your friend always the more extroverted one, who gets more attention and is favored over you by girls and/or potential friends?
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>>703020653
I'm dating a 16 year old. I'm 24. He is morman too, to make it worse
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I wish QG would come over and do some of the things he promised he would do.
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Im willing to let guys come into my house to fuck my unconscious sister
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>>703036112
Were they too prudish to bathe you? Or was it denial? "Little Johnny has a rather unique penis but it's a penis all the same, isn't it, dear?" "Why, yes darling, the shape and function are different but he'll be a strapping young lad."
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>>703036111
checked

I get it anon, There's a lot of stuff I'm not actually into that I get off making a girl do because it's taboo. Pretty fucking hot.
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>>703036125
I'd say we're about equally extroverted. Basically, we are the exact same personality wise. He is just more attractive in the classical sense of the word.
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I fall in love too easily, even if it's just sex at the beginning, I cannot not feel sentimentaly implied. But I'm good at hiding it, so I guess it'll remain a secret.
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odds fap evens sleep.
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>>703036139
what about your boyfriend?
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>>703036364
You need to remember what strengths you have, which he doesn't. Give yourself an advantage.
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>>703036385
It'll be our secret
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Been with 1 girl "naturally" been with 10+ escorts
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>>703025329
kek
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>>703020653
I'm in college and I haven't gone to any of my classes, I never leave my dorm unless it's to get alcohol or a meal. I spend most of my time watching shows or vidya. I'm 100% sure I'm going to fail college and I tell all family members that it's going great and I've made a lot of friends.
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In love with my boyfriend's best friend... and the only thing that keeps me from him is the fact that he'd never be with me lowkey because thats a shitty thing to do... he's a good person
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>>703036241
yeah, you in Texas by any chance?
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>>703036545
I think you're forgetting some of the things I said I'd do to you. He might notice if you went missing.

Though I like the idea of forcing you to reply to him while I've got you.
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>>703033268
I didn't not know. I'm short at 5'7 and haven't had problems getting girls.im very confident though and smooth talker so that helps
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>>703036837
Yeah
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>>703036443
I think it is because he is more touchy than I am. I don't want to come off as a creep by needlessly touching a girl. I feel that he gets by with it by being attractive
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>>703036859
5'7" is not a bad height. You're taller than the average women. Try being 5'3" though. It's a whole different game.
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>>703036994
Holy shit! I saw she was mexican so i guessed. Looks like a lot of girls i go to school with. Dallas area?
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>>703037006
It would afford him some leeway but it isn't just that he touches, but where and how. It takes him to the next level, because he has set off some basic female instinctive pull.
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>>703037129
Houston and yeah shes hot right lol
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>>703036111

white girl detected

only white bitches blow animals
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>>703036838
I'll do whatever you want but if he finds out I'll tell him you raped me
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>>703037387
How do you explain all the blacks in the world then?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8ihqpiUQ0&feature=youtu.be
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>>703037441
I'll make sure to leave some nice marks to back up your story.
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>>703033229
Don't feel bad, childhood sexual experimentation is regular in many people. I wouldn't say that's a behavior that you want to encourage necesarily but it's just a private thing that happened in the past between individuals who were willing and there isn't really anything wrong with them wanting to explore that.

Go fuck your cousin now man, do eeet, genetics is made up
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In love with a girl at my work, dont wish to date her because things may become awkward at work if she says no. Plus with my fear that I may become my father towards her it doesn't really help me,,, Long story short I have anger issues and my father was abusive towards women and children and its just left me mentally fucked up and unable to date women.
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>>703037283
ahhh that sucks! I would've been down.

Yeah she's really nice
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>>703037555
Okay
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>>703037694
Nothing wrong with a firm hand, so long as it's fair.
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>>703037777
checked
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>>703027066
A-are you me?
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>>703037777 First Checked and nice quads. Two no clue if shes interested in me nor if shes looking for a relationship. We get along great and talk non stop but again no real clue if shes interested in that type of thing. Not nervous talking to women just nervous and fearful around them in private and when I am in a bad mood.
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>>703037726
Its only 3 hours besides you'll get to fuck this nice piece of ass
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Stole like $100 from chuck e cheese when I worked there back in the day. Did it in small increments over a few months. Retarded secret, but a secret nonetheless.
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My fraternal twin sister and I used to cuddle a lot as kids and just never stopped. We're 24 now and every time I'm over we just watch tv and cuddle. There is no sexual tension or romantic feelings, it just feels natural and peaceful. I feel like it's really weird though and wouldn't tell anyone.
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>>703024218
Oakland too son. Land of hotties
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When i was young i used to pull the worms is had out my ass. with my bare hand
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>>703038027
Good to know you are aware of potential cons to your personality. Basically treat them like little girls. If you understand the wants, needs, pros and cons of those petulant princesses, women are just a larger version. But with more hang ups.
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>>703037156
Yeah. Her and I would play fight when we drink, and she would be the ones that always initiated it. Maybe I just missed my opportunity by miss judging her initial actions.
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>>703038115
Acceptable to me. I would see no issue if my kids did the same. Kids need cuddles.
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I am gonna have sex tomorrow but I don't think i'll get hard not even horny thinking about it. just like my first time having sex lol.

still gonna do it because i like it.
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>>703038201
It seems likely. It isn't always easy when you're in the moment to pick up signals. Your mind could be elsewhere. Your heart probably isn't in it yet. Maybe try and be more... conscious? aware? in tune with potential? Should work out well.
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Today I smashed my car door into another car in the parking lot at my university. I got back from class and someone had parked so close that I could barely get into my driver seat. Their tires were on the line, if that's any indication to how close they were. So after trying to squeeze through my door without touching the other car I decided that if they didn't want a door ding, they should've corrected their parking. So I open my door into theirs (pretty hard too) and got in my car. I left and didn't even look at the damage. I know that if I tell anyone, they'll be pissed that I did that and didn't leave a note or anything so I'm venting it here.
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>>703038028
shiettttt...alright i'm in! I'm on the right. Good enough for her?
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>>703038179
-____________________________________-

where the FUCK did you grow up?
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im still a virgin.
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>>703038417 it's also kind of strange. I've never been in a relationship before, so I can't picture myself being in one. Like, I just imagine I'd goof everything up any how. So my initial feeling was "this is probably the best thing that could happwn; glad I didn't make a fool of myself." to a feeling of helplessness. Ehh idk. I am definitely going to be more bolder in my actions
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>>703038527
Yeah lol and do you have a kik? We can discuss it further. Mines is bi_lateral
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>>703035068
keto diet will make you gain weight long term
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>>703038186
I understand everything she wants and needs. Its just whenever I am upset I become pissed over anything. Something as basic as finding a hair in my soup and I tend to be aggressive when I am upset which can/leads to violence. I normally self inflect my anger back onto me through biting my lip or crushing my hands but with her being there I may think she can take a beating even though I know its wrong I just fear I may think that. I've thought about going to a therapist about it because its really started to affect me on a relationship level as well as a physic level. To the point sometimes where I can't move my hand for a couple hours because I've crushed it by tightening it so hard. Just got major daddy issues and the sad part is I was/am the golden child so I always try to make it up to others by giving gifts and helping them... Way off topic at this point. Really I think I just need to get some therapy and they should help me with that or beat my father like he did to my mom but that will/should come later in life. Either way, interesting issues I have...
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gfs sister is a camwhore. I watch every show and have donated about 500$ in total.
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>>703024638
Fight me.
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>>703021511
That reference
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>>703038897
Alright ill add. How old is she btw?
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>>703039083
Shes 18
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>>703038957
Maybe you would benefit from some fatherly mentoring/discipline yourself? Sometimes if we never find acceptance as a son/daughter what we lacked in childhood is like a void when we are older. You have known volatile anger manifest in violence for wrong doing, but you haven't experienced true discipline, which is part of love, complimented by affirmation of you. As a person. As a boy. Most of all, as a son.
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Hello guys, since i am going to edit some stuff later i will tell you what i am doing.

I am editing music so it is pleasant for headphone listening, i made some but i will make more.

Test if you like, and request if so, tell me if you guys want an special one.

It must be an instrumental track.

Here is my YouTube playlist.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9DmqxIRukx5hvrQRhKWd9wAXVQuRtUP_

Wear some headphones and enjoy i guess..
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>>703039064
I am normally a calm and reasonable man but I will end you over this
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>>703039167
alright perf I'm 17
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The love of my life and my best friend are totally hitting it off, and I know he will listen to me if I tell him to not go for her, but she being happy makes me happy and if he makes her happy, I should be happy.

But I'm not, and can't do anything about it.
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Haven't had sex in 4 years
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>>703039216
I know to follow rules and my manners. Heck I do/will do everything for my family. Need a cord of firewood and I am at work? Well time to get my chainsaw. I just sense that my anger issues have led to my downfall if that makes any sense. Let alone I have never really had a real relationship because of my current issues. Longest I had was 2 years but that ended because one. She cheated on me. Two I almost hit her (self defense she came at me with a frying pan Cast iron to be exact) 3. I started to disconnect from her because of my issues. She knew I had these issues and just added to them. All I can say is thanks for talking a bit. Most likely going to see if I can find a therapist to help me.
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>>703039400
Cool and im sure youre gonna fuck her pussy up haha
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>>703039400
MODS
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>>703039681
ell yeah she looks so thick damn i need that!
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>>703020653
I had a thing for my friends gfs 13 year old sister.
I started talking to her and convinced her to hang out, because she already thought i was funny.
Now here's the thing, shes skinny/fit but she has D sized boobs at a young age.
I convince her to give me a titjob.
after i blow my load I let her clean up and leave.
I think im not going to talk to her anymore and dont really want to but constantly get black mailed to hang out with her just because of the one time.
We dont do anything now nor do i want to. but she has black mailed me into rubbing her back 3 times since then. Im on thin ice and i feel like at anytime she can tell anyone she wants and ruin my life i just have to wait till she gets bored of me.
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>>703039865
Hell yeah!! And did you find my kik?
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>>703020653
From my later teens to nearly my 30s i worked as a rent boy, or male prostitute to be more in line with 4 chan , for men , as a young boy i always had , and still have , a feminine body , blue eyes and a bit of breast tiny but noticeble , I always been actracted by girls/women so much i think that i like to play their role in sex , so i always like to have sex with men too , but sex only i actually only recently ( quite old now ) i start to get more male friends , and started to have pleasure to talk with them , but until few years ago I can say that I almost hated men as men , their personality was something that real annoyed me . I don't think i was like a trap there wasn't such definition before , but i can dress with a simple long T shirt and a belt around the hips something tiny to hold up my balls a pair of runner and i wold be looking like a girl .
There were good times do i loved it , the sex was plenty and because what i was i has also been with goergeus girls .
Once i saw in a topic in here about trap a pic of one of them that was almost the copy of myself young .
Still love all of it nowday .
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Middle school teacher here, and I basically just ended a summer-long relationship with one of my students. She's starting highschool now, and I started seeing a woman my age. I had a hard time getting aroused with my date because I can't stop thinking about the student and our summer together.

Is this going to be like that forever???
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>>703039940
Keep her company and if she stupidly tells someone, you can twist it round to make it look like her immature infatuation; which it is really. The troublemaker needs a good spanking.
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>>703040378
sports teacher by any chance?
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>>703040486
I am. You've seen me post here before?
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>>703040378
No it's not. She's gonna come back around Junior year, maybe even Soph, and tell on you. Guarantee it. She can't see it now, either cause she's too shy/afraid or she wants to get vindictive later. But she will. Cause your experience traumatized her, cause she'll tell one of her friends and they'll tell her to tell, or cause she'll want to ride the wave of attention and "rape credibility" that will come after this blows over.

It will happen though
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I've been married for three years.

For the last year I've had a secret girlfriend.

Haven't fucked my wife in ten days.

Have fucked secret girlfriend every day for the last week.

Fuck.
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>>703040378

Nice.

I'm also a teacher and I will admit I get hit on a LOT by students. It takes some willpower sometimes.
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>>703040573
yeah, I've been here since you first posted. offered advice etc

it sounds like you were pretty into her. It's not just the girl you're seeing now, anybody you started seeing right after that is going to be a letdown and feel wrong.

Give it a month or two and you'll probably be mostly back to normal, but she'll be on your mind regularly for a while yet.

>as your memory faces you will start to regret not taking pics when you had the chance
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>>703040579
Ever since our first time I know I'm on borrowed time. /b/ gave me all sorts of suggestions on how to defend myself (as much as I can anyway) if she turns on me. In the end, I wasn't going to blackmail her/kill her/release her nudes in order to get myself out of trouble. If one day she decides I've ruined her life and she wants to see me jailed, she knows she can do it anytime, and I won't stop her.
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>>703040214
so you're saying that by acting like a flaming faggot you were able to have sex with gorgeous girls?
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>>703040899
holyyyyyyy fucking shit you must hate yourself.

You know that being a teacher sex offender is one if the worst things you can be right? You also know that ALL teenage girls tell their friends everything right?
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>>703036763
Lol sucks for you
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>>703041148

I know it sounds weird but some teen girls can keep secrets, especially if it's something they don't want to get in trouble for.

she instigated the whole thing, did it when he was alone, and I bet she doesn't want all the details to come out. I'd give him ok odds of not being caught.
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>>703041033
Usually coworkers yes , when i decide to do it as a job i went to work in several place around europe where was somehow legal and "safer" . And in some place the girls where just stunning , mind you I wasn't looking and i don't believe a that time that was easy or whatever but did happen
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>>703041388
I don't think teen boys or girls are capable of keeping secrets regarding who they'v had sex with. But by all means, godspeed to this man. If she decides to be a bitch, which is totally in the realm of possibility, and comes forward, this will be the stupidest thing of his life
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>>703040779
You're a better teacher than me then, mate. I wish you all the best.

>>703040859
I can't thank you and the other anons enough for calming me the fuck down all those months ago. In the beginning of summer I knew that I can't start, and close to the end of the summer I knew that it has to end. But, in the middle of summer, I did imagine if we could make this last until she turns 18.

Girl I'm seeing now is great so I don't want to mess it up. It's my chance to be "normal" again.

>>703041148
I understand. I am scum, and I admit it. From the way her and I were all last year I wouldn't be surprised about the rumour mill, but if there were whispers it would've been well before the summer, before anything happened between us.

If she did tell her friends, they're keeping it real quiet too, or they simply didn't believe her.
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>>703041650
>the stupidest thing of his life
Maybe dickstrong but society is really at fault. Making the abnormal legally normal and the normal illegal.
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>>703041722
is she one of the hottest girls at school? Also just curious, I'm not trying to find out who you are or anything, where? Cali? Arizona?
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>>703041650
when I was a teenager I was fairly...adventurous.

some girls would crack and tell, some were pretty great at knowing what was something to tell and what wasn't.

She was into it and had a good time, she has no particular desire to fuck shit up for him at the moment. She might tell her friends she fucked an older guy but that's it.

In 5-10 years, she might re-evaluate...but I think the fact that SHE instigated the whole thing will get in the way of that. It's hard to frame something in your mind as 'I was groomed and molested' when it starts with you cornering a guy and grabbing his dick.

>>703041722
you never know. You caught her at an interesting age - you might have imprinted on her. If so, and you run into her in 5 years, you may just hook up again.
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>>703041759
Middle school stops at 13/14.

I frowned upon my 17 year old friend when he slept with a 14 year old
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>>703041987
Really? Why so uptight?
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>>703042081
Because get someone your own age. 3 years younger at the teenage stage is too easy and too much. Of course a 33 and 30 year old is a very different story
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My sister was sleeping so I pulled her shorts up and over to the side so I could see what her pussy looked like. Best night of my life.
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>>703042209
They should be able to date and not be forced to find someone their own age, as if it is magically more wholesome or there is a vastly greater chance of compatibility. Laws are often made despite what is natural, not because of. Keep drinking the Kool AId but it's doing you harm.
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