Old Thread deleted by some mod. Pic Proves it is me. Posting Webm.
converter at 90%. Heres what was going on:
>OP cooks bird
>OP leaves stinking mess until pot fills with maggots
>deciding what to do with pot/maggots.
Uhhh he also lives with lizards running around, thinks pots are airtight, and posted his dick next to the maggots. Rather a good /b thread
someone had to have screencapped that last thread.
>Wednesday Night waiting for OP to post maggots burning
respects for actually delivering op
but sadface when maggot don't start burning like the aliens in metal slug
Ok so I made several failed attempts. I think it was because the water from the sludge mixed into the fluids making it not work. I am doing to drain off the liquids and opt for the stove option.
Ok so boiled them. I stopped when the vapors got too thick. I don't want my parents to find me like. Video posted shortly. It smells terrible.
>I don't want my parents to find me like.
like what, op? did you inhale too much?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about MY GIRLFRIEND, you FUCKING SLUT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in NOT BREAKING UP WITH HER, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on MY ONLY GF, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in FUCKING MESSAGING HER and I’m the top FUCKING SLUT in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another OP. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND A FUCKING SLUT over the Internet? Think again, OP. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GIRLFRIENDS across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better STOP FUCKING MESSAGING HER OP. The MESSAGING HER that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I AM NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH, KID. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can FUCKING MESSAGING you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare GIRLFRIEND. Not only am I extensively trained in FUCKING MESSAGING HER, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GIRLFRIEND and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you FUCKING SLUT. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now PAY THE PRICE, you FUCKING SLUT. I will shit GIRLFRIENDS all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
MY FUCKING GOD.
I did not take the video.
Have another still while I do it again.
this. It is late.
They live several states away. They would find out when the police come after a house exploded.
Millions of years of evolution to burn maggots in a pot. You did God's work today, Anon.
>They would find out when the police come after a house exploded
hahahaahahahahahaha OP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
Ok here is another picture. Video is being uploaded.
Op you're doing great, you should take a shit in it.
So.. OP.. What do you plan on, yknow, doing to clean this shit up once this show is over?
You ARE going to clean after showing off to all your in-the-moment internet friends, right? Because that would be fucking disgusting and potentially life-threatening
These fucking things could crawl into a small cut on your leg and you'd wake up without it. They can crawl into the stove tops as seen here >>703028247, you'll be tasting and huffing maggots for weeks.
This shit's all fun and games but maggots will fucking kill you OP. They have NO problem crawling into your warm, wet mouth while you sleep.
source: I study insects for a living
Before I go to work tomorrow I will wash it with a hose outside. I am pretty safe. I killed most of the maggots and I also live on the 2nd floor. Also you need to post some proof.
>I will wash it with a hose outside
When you have a stain on your rug do you drown it in water hoping it;ll go away? holy fuck
>MOST of the maggots
They are in your trash barrel and stove tops, you're a complete fool if you think killing the pot-full you've shown us will rid your house of them. They're probably far beyond your stove tops at this point, and far out of the trash barrel.
How do I show proof of being a fucking entomologist
Your fucking degree might help. Also fuck you I will clean my house out next day I work only one shift. Watch /b/. I will do it.
Here you go
Op Here. God. I can taste the aroma of the paint thinner/maggot stew. I am going to take a shower.
Is pic related better?
Well, it has been fun. Tomorrow morning I will post the cleaning of the pot, and in a few days I will post the cleaning of my house. I have work tomorrow morning. Fuck you all Bob "Maggot Man" Smith out.