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Old Thread deleted by some mod. Pic Proves it is me. Posting Webm.
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I want to believe, that the age of heroes could return. That it isn't some myth from before the dark times, from before the sjw's ran rampant and murdered all the lulz.
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Yay! The nightmare thread is back!
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converter at 90%. Heres what was going on:
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Why was it deleted
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>>703018743
no clue
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>>703018743
it wasnt
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>>703018743
Because the power mad mods are afraid of what would happen if a godking rose. A godking like OP (if it really is our hero)
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Someone get the screencap.
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It pruned lol
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>>703018737
ONCE THERE WAS LIGHT IN MY LIFE
NOW THERE'S ONLY LOVE IN THE DARK
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I seriously need to sleep for school now and yet OP's life keeps me awake
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>>703018737 >>703018888

Nigga wut r u doin
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I kinda want to know what your house smells like. OP would you hang out with me? I kinda want to meet you. Are you in NJ
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>>703018737
OP better start cooking
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I'm running out of faith that this is the true OP. What if no vidja?
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Scared bump
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Maggot dick rises
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>>703018743
fucking newfags, it hit reply bump limit.
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>>703018743
Because of the bump limit
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>>703019322
>>703019346
don't you fucks try to take the air out of this
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>>703018888
Maggot quads
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Fuck it I'm going to sleep. I'm going to wonder how this turned out for the rest of my life
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What is this.
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Please op deliver soon i have to get up in 5 hours
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Fill me in niggers what is this?.
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>>703019118
FUCK YOU FAGGOT I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP RIGHT AFTER WATCHING THESE MAGGOTS BURN
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>>703019499
I'm in the same boat /b/ro, this could be the prophesized savior but we don't get to know
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>>703018888
checked
and tour of your crip op?
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Ok file is too big so I am cutting it down a bit.
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Fuck it, jsut going to make another.
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>>703019713
Post to YouTube its fasterrrrr
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>>703019713
dude I cant fucking wait much longer, how can we trust that this is the savior?
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>>703019713
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>>703019603
>OP cooks bird
>OP leaves stinking mess until pot fills with maggots
>deciding what to do with pot/maggots.


Uhhh he also lives with lizards running around, thinks pots are airtight, and posted his dick next to the maggots. Rather a good /b thread
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CMON OP MY DONGER IS READY
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>>703019810
Yeah but it is connected to everything now thanks to jewgle.
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someone had to have screencapped that last thread.
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>deleted by mods
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>>703020122
True true
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>>703019910
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Ok created a new gmail and am uploading to the youtube.
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>Wednesday Night waiting for OP to post maggots burning
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>>703020641
If this is a bamboozle I'm going to be so sad.
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>>703020641
inb4 rickroll
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here you go
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>>703021035
i swear to god im going to be mildly upset if this happens
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>>703021149
forgot the link?
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>>703021149
>>703021241
holy fuck, you're turning me autistic
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>>703021241
how do I get around the spam filter?
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OP jesus christ m8
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Here it is
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>>703021539
just give us the end bit after the .com/
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Here. Sorry.
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nah guys, it's right here
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>>703021632
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Honestly sorry I hope this works
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And ladies and gentleman, here it is!
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>>703021763
faggot
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>>703021982
You are just the worst
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>>703022003
Sorry see
>>703021982
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>>703021763
kek
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>>703021982
god damn you're worthless
https://youtu.be/cgE6RRxLv4o
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>>703021982
OP HAS DELIEVERED
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>>703021982
OP DELIVERED

>>703021149
>>703021632
>>703021827
>>703021983
fuck off faggot
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>>703021982
there are no words to express the hope and gratitude you have brought into my life. PRAISES UNTO BOB, BOB SMITH THE GODKING
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>>703021982
H o l y
M a g g o t
D i c k s
B a t m a n
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>>703021982
god dammit bob you madman
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Alright im gonna go if anyone is screenshoting this fuck you
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>>703022201
Thanks. How do I do that?
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>>703021982
>bird corpse slurry
>maggots
>fire
Well then.... There you have it, good man.
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>>703021982
FUCKING NOTHING
respects for actually delivering op
but sadface when maggot don't start burning like the aliens in metal slug
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>>703021982
God dammit Bob Smith
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgE6RRxLv4o
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that was fucking weak
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgE6RRxLv4o
ok here is another one.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cgE6RRxLv4o
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What could I use that is more volatile?
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>>703022972
>>703022918
GODDAMN I NEED TO GO BACK TO LURKING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd5V2Vzlydw
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>>703022972
FUCKING LOST
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>>703022918
add some salt and start stirring that shit you neanderthal
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>>703023089
Thanks OP!!! Will have good sleep knowing that there are heroes in this world still
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Ok I have some mineral spirits. Would that do the trick? I also have some gun oil. If those would work, I will take the pot outside and light it up for real.
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>>703023940
yes
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you've done good, OP.
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>>703021982
>>703022201
thanks bob smith
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Which one do I use?
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>>703024236
i think it's time to life their spirits, op.
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>>703024382
Ok don't let the thread slide. I'll be back shortly.
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>>703024236
zippo fluid
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>>703024236
Gun oil is a bit more flammable but honestly just do a mixture for the lulz
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>>703024236
all of them!, what could possibly go wrong!
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bump
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Bumpin
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Ok so I made several failed attempts. I think it was because the water from the sludge mixed into the fluids making it not work. I am doing to drain off the liquids and opt for the stove option.
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I can upload the videos of the failed attempts if yall wish.
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>>703023940
>>703024236
Bumpin for some real light up
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>>703025518
might as well. is there any maggots left?
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bump
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>>703025518
that would be nice
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>>703025451
As you wish OP, I just want to see a giant maggots fireball
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bump
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Ok so boiled them. I stopped when the vapors got too thick. I don't want my parents to find me like. Video posted shortly. It smells terrible.
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>>703026634
some Ethiopians would love to have that for dinner OP
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>>703026634
>parents
how do they live like that ?
they didnt smell the pot before?
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>>703026634
>I don't want my parents to find me like.

like what, op? did you inhale too much?
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What's happening ??
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>>703026893
Excuse me?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about MY GIRLFRIEND, you FUCKING SLUT? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in NOT BREAKING UP WITH HER, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on MY ONLY GF, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in FUCKING MESSAGING HER and I’m the top FUCKING SLUT in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another OP. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND A FUCKING SLUT over the Internet? Think again, OP. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of GIRLFRIENDS across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better STOP FUCKING MESSAGING HER OP. The MESSAGING HER that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I AM NOT ONE TO BE MESSED WITH, KID. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can FUCKING MESSAGING you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare GIRLFRIEND. Not only am I extensively trained in FUCKING MESSAGING HER, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the GIRLFRIEND and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you FUCKING SLUT. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now PAY THE PRICE, you FUCKING SLUT. I will shit GIRLFRIENDS all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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MY FUCKING GOD.
I did not take the video.
Have another still while I do it again.
>>703026943
this. It is late.
>>703026917
They live several states away. They would find out when the police come after a house exploded.
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this night has been a wonderful shitshow
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>>703027128
ohshitpleasedonthurtme
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Millions of years of evolution to burn maggots in a pot. You did God's work today, Anon.
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>>703027139
>while I do it again
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So what was in the pot, besides maggots?
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>>703027139
>They would find out when the police come after a house exploded
hahahaahahahahahaha OP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD
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>>703027463
a bird
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>>703027463
v
>>703019910
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>>703027463
the juice of a cornish game hen.
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Bump
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bump
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>>703018469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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Has anyone screen capped the threads and collaged them?
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>>703027815
they better be
this is gold
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>>703027673
Cool song
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Ok here is another picture. Video is being uploaded.
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>>703028247
maggot stew
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Bump
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>>703028247
Observe the maggots on the trashcan.
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>>703028247
my god that's gross
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9/8/2016
The day op saved /b/, atleast a bit
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>>703027139
I'm dieing OP.. you are win
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2 min remaining on the video.
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>>703028247
Op you're doing great, you should take a shit in it.
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>>703028607
The swirl is good.
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>>703028701
Sorry I already emptied my bowels after work.
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>>703028725
Good swirl
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LICK IT!
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>>703028247
You know what that stew needs OP? a shot of jizz, do it OP, do it for us, do it for God, do it for the good of mankind.
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Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5fdDbKlwH8
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So.. OP.. What do you plan on, yknow, doing to clean this shit up once this show is over?

You ARE going to clean after showing off to all your in-the-moment internet friends, right? Because that would be fucking disgusting and potentially life-threatening

These fucking things could crawl into a small cut on your leg and you'd wake up without it. They can crawl into the stove tops as seen here >>703028247, you'll be tasting and huffing maggots for weeks.

This shit's all fun and games but maggots will fucking kill you OP. They have NO problem crawling into your warm, wet mouth while you sleep.

source: I study insects for a living
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>>703028943
How fucking nasty one has to be to do shit like this.
FUCK
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>>703028943
I love you Bob Smith.
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>>703028943
Magnificent.
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Ok I am going to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yd0DoDEaJU
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I've been screen capturing all the good stuff this whole time
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>>703019118
like a whale in a six pack ring
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>>703028943
The deed is done, m00t is pleased.
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>>703029348
Good night, and god bless.
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>>703028943
How the fuck are you standing next to that?
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>>703028943
Did you just fart at 2:20?
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goodnight faggots
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>>703029186
Before I go to work tomorrow I will wash it with a hose outside. I am pretty safe. I killed most of the maggots and I also live on the 2nd floor. Also you need to post some proof.
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>>703029476
no that was the pot bubbling.
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>>703029526
>I will wash it with a hose outside. I am pretty safe
GODDAMMIT I FUCKING HATE YOU FUCK YOU
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>>703029473
I work at a restaurant, this is not too far from what I have to deal with at work.
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>>703029348
Good stuff op
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Is it ok to stop screen capturing now?
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>>703029186
> source: I study bugs for a living..

Mmhmm
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>>703029438
M00T IS DEAD
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>>703029379
Did you get the first thread?
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>>703029668
yeah thread is dead
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>>703029727
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>703029634
Were the fuck do you even live, France of the XII fucking century?
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>>703029668
yeah no more maggotry tonight. Source: Am OP.
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>>703029831
> source: am OP

Mmhmm
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>>703029951
Do I need to take another shot of my timestamped dick?
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>>703030007
Yes please.
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>>703029794
No, but I am pretty low on the chain so I deal with the trash and such.
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>>703029526
>I will wash it with a hose outside
When you have a stain on your rug do you drown it in water hoping it;ll go away? holy fuck

>MOST of the maggots
They are in your trash barrel and stove tops, you're a complete fool if you think killing the pot-full you've shown us will rid your house of them. They're probably far beyond your stove tops at this point, and far out of the trash barrel.

>proof
How do I show proof of being a fucking entomologist
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>>703030007
Umm duh?
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>>703022201
what the fuck is happening here?
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>>703030007
Finish us off big boy
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>>703030111
Grad cert
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>>703030111
Your fucking degree might help. Also fuck you I will clean my house out next day I work only one shift. Watch /b/. I will do it.
>>703030119
>>703030063
Here you go
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>>703030081
Even so, what the fuck, is the restaurant you work at some moist cave were only orcs are allowed?
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>>703028943
Wowzers
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>>703030383
It is right on the coast in Florida Everything is damp.
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>>703030377
I think you found your next thread OP
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>>703027128
Weak, even by copypasta standards. Lurk moar, faggot.
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>>703030377
Next thread much? Nice dick'n'dubs btw
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>>703030377
Nice dick, op.
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Op Here. God. I can taste the aroma of the paint thinner/maggot stew. I am going to take a shower.
>>703030527
Is pic related better?
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>>703030692
Thanks, I grew it myself.
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>>703027815
Collage is not a verb you autist.
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>>703030823
Hey me too!
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>>703030853
The English language is very flexible. Nouns can become verbs with suffixes. You dumb fuck.
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>>703030853
Verbing things is very in these days.
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I caught one of the lizards.
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>>703031473
jizz on it.
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>>703031473
toss it in the pot
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>>703030759
Margarinely
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>>703031549
No. Lizards are bros. Also I already let him go.
>>703031578
NO! LIZARDS ARE MY FRIENDS
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>>703031622
>not jizzing on your bros
way to be a faggot.
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>>703030975
Not as flexible as your mom. Trolled you what's what.
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>>703031697
i know right, who treats a bro like that? why to damage it's self-esteem, op.
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>>703031868
You are such a faggot I bet you kiss girls and stuff like dat
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>>703032009
ewww, stop projecting you closet queen.
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Well, it has been fun. Tomorrow morning I will post the cleaning of the pot, and in a few days I will post the cleaning of my house. I have work tomorrow morning. Fuck you all Bob "Maggot Man" Smith out.
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>>703032009
Whoa, no need for such vulgarity. Don't make me call the mods.
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>>703032639
thanks for getting hard for us, op.
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>>703032639
Hope you have a good day at work tomorrow, Bob Smith.

Happy Cleaning!
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