Has /b/ ever fucked a family member?
Also, general incest thread.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>be me 5 summer time
>have older cousin 13
>think he's cool because he spends time with you building forts, watching movies and plays games with you
>be outside in the woods behind the house playing
>cousin says "I gotta go pee anon"
>cousin stands next to tree and starts to pee
>be me thinking well I gotta go too so stand next to him and pee on tree too
>cousin looks down at me and say "do you wanna learn a trick annon?"
>cousin says "look I can make it bigger and move annon"
>cousin stokes his dick a little then takes his hand off it and it starts to bob up and down a little"
>me "that's neat cousin". Not sure what to think kinda feel funny about it
>cousin say "I can make it bigger and make milk come out but I need your help"
>me "I don't know cousin"
>cousin says "it'll be fun annon. I'll show you how."
>cousin says"hear get down on your knees and put it in your mouth"
>me does what cousin say because I don't want him to not like me any more
>cousin say "don't just leave it in there. You've gotta suck on it like a popsicle"
>me does what cousin says. Feels weird in my mouth. Can taste some pee and his dick is salty from sweat
>cousin ok now you're doing good annon. You've gotta slide back and fourth in your mouth while you're doing it."
>me trying to do what cousin says but start to gag some
>cousin "oh your doing great annon. Let me help you though"
>cousin grabs me by the back of my head and pushed himself all the way on my mouth over and over again.
>me trying to push cousin away but he's too strong. After a bit I feel warm stuff all in my mouth
>cousin moans then sighs "you did a great job annon wasn't that fun?"
>cousin looks at me and see that I a little upset about it "it's ok annon everyone plays this game"
>cousin helps clean me up a bit then says "tag your it annon, come and catch me!"
>this goes on until the end of Summer
she was a year older than me and fine af
we acted like kids and built a "tent" in the hotel room so no one would see us. it was an all night affair like, literally til dawn.
i dont remember the details much beyond that
it was 13 years ago.
shes a mudshark now, with 2 mulattoes
>shes a mudshark now, with 2 mulattoes
>this goes on until the end of Summer. I never really thought about it being wrong after awhile. He did keep say long it was gonna be my turn next time but that never happened.
>Touched his mom while she was asleep on the couch and his dad was out
>Mom Freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom while crying on the phone
>Anon tried to talk to her through door with /b/s advice.
>He heres mom on the phone with someone
>Anon packs his shit and runs off
>last we heard from him he was in a random strangers car while running away from home cause his dad was coming to kick his ass
My cousin. Today is cam girl in chaturbate. Her online now
yeah imagine my disappointment. i live in vegas and she came down a couple years ago for a vacation. she wanted to party and get me to take her and her friends to the clubs, i just pretended i was out of town.
one night while at my uncle's house I snuck into my cousin's bedroom and checked to make sure she was sleep by tapping her-she's out cold.
so I pulled out my cock, wrapped her fingers around it and slowly jerked myself off, cumming on her fingers before slipping out of the room.
bet she was surprised in the morning!
one night at a wedding we were walking along the hallway and I put my arm around her and she around me and I slipped my hand down and just grabbed her ass-she seemed to like it.
the other time we were at christmas and we went looking for some supplies downstairs and when she reached up to grab something I leaned in and rubbed my hard cock on her ass-she definitely pushed back for a second. she's an early 40's milf
ive tried to get my sister to look at my dick sticking out of my boxers when i change near her, i've caught her looking a couple times but never acted on it.
im thinking of sending her a snapchat of my dick sometime and saying it was for my gf
friendly reminder that the "catching me jacking off or otherwise seeing my naked boner" scenario really only happens in porn. If you read anything by a female saying that's one of her fantasies, it was written by a dude.
Not saying it doesn't happen, there are exceptions to fucking everything. But that kind of seduction method has very little bearing in reality.
THERE YOU ARE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER. YOU LONELY FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT.
I knew you'd show your stupid fat fucking face.
i seen a webm of some guy who filmed himself getting caught jacking off by maids in hundreds of different hotels and the only time it worked it was some gay guy who proceeded to suck his dick
I fuck my dog all the time also. He's part of the family also
you lonely fucking neckbeard.
you are soooooo predictable.
go on and bring up your other names and stories....
i know you're itching to you pathetic fuck.
That seems about right.
Also check em faggots
lol. dont deflect nigger.
you know im onto you and your stupid neckbeard personas.
whats wrong with your life anyways that you need to have people's attention at every 4chan post you make?
are you bed ridden? ugly? obese?
all of the above?
what IS wrong with you?
I was stuck in a machine press for 3 days as it slowly lowered and severed my right arm. the damage was too tattered and it couldnt be re attached. My left hand can take care of most things such as writing and driving now that i trained it a bit, but not masturbate... I made a deal with the devil that i could still use my phantom arm to masturbate. The devil agreed to my conditions but i could only do it to columns story
well, now you've made feel like a complete fucking asshole.
fuck you you fucking fuck.
i dont deserve that.
or maybe I fucking do.
fuck man. if true, my sincere apologies.
i'll leave your ass alone now.
nah, your story just depressed the shit out of me.
i dont even know if its true but Im not in the habit of disparaging those less fortunate than my ass.
its not in my character. i just always assumed we're all on level ground here. guess Im a dumbass for assuming that.
summer me and my cousin are sitting near
Our goats at our farm.
I bet him you won't touch that goats dick.
He grabs the goats dick and doesn't let go
He starts sucking the goats dick
I get instant boner
Goat cums instantly.
Cousin is shocked and begins crying.
Goat then tramples him .
He escapes all bloody and with goat cum on his face.
He he jumps in the pond to wash off.
To this day we call him Lil chuppie the goat sucker.
Basically her bf txted me her nudes as revenge
Basically threatened to turn over pics to rents, she knew she would lose her phone car exct, begged me not to.
Told her she'd have to sleep b on my nob. She wasn't about it but I made the argument that I'm not even the first so what does it matter. Sister is total slut (fucked multiple dudes), mid slob decide I want it all
I had gone to Mykonos with my cousin, we were price conscious so we ended up finding a room with a double bed and we agreed we would share.
I was 23 she was 26.
After 2 days I had serious blue balls from seeing gorgeous women around and not getting any as well as not being able to jerk off (I use to do it in the comfort of my bed)
One night she fell asleep (she is a petite gorgeous little thing) I was behind her in a spooning position, I took my underwear off and let my penis touch her back it was the best feeling in the work and I was rock hard.
The next night we drive home after the beach and we were fooling around, I ended up tickling her, then climbed on top of her then started kissing her neck, she didn't stop me so moved down to her chest, and her breasts.
Needless to say we fucked for the next 2 days, hardly leaving the room.
Big lips around my cock,
Balls on d size tits
Tell her I want the pussy
Starts to object
Tell her she knows she has it good wouldn't want to lose privelages and that it was just sex
Fuck her balls deep
Can't cum in her
Bust on her tits
so my dad's cousin's daughter is just straight smoking hot. yes, I would absolutely plow my first cousin, no shame
>she is like 5 years younger than me
>used to be a brat child
>has since chilled out
>me and her see eye to eye on the world
>were both attractive but hardly in relationships because we don't like going out
>generally eyefucks me and has for years
>comes to see my sister, dressed in like yoga pants all the time
>jokingly flirts with me
I always said if I ever got the chance I would totally try to, we'll/b/ I blew it about this time last year if I was ever going to
>Can't cum in her
i've done this and its the most amazing feeling you could ever experience.
sure, you could live to regret it. but if nothing happens, you'll know what heaven tastes like.
all of my siblings are half siblings because my dad will fuck almost anything. i've got a younger brother with quite a few siblings of his own and when his older sister who is my age moved to our town she came onto me pretty damn hard and i ended up fucking her a few years ago on the 4th of july. it was fuckin awkward but i can't say i regret it cause she was actually kinda hot at the time and i never have to see her ass around anymore anyways. my dad later told me that she ended up catching some kinda VD because she was fucking her skank mother's boyfriend so at least I got it prior and with condor just in case.
touch me daddy!!!
only for Real man!!
She was only the second girl I ever fucked I had a girl before here and we fucked a lot but my sister was my second, she was the best though, her pussy clenched my dick just right, she had perfect rhythm bouncing, she got drunk one night like 3 months ago and I fucked her again (she thought I was someone else) only reaffirmed how damn good her pussy was
Anyone have some screencaps of Siscon-Chans Q and A?
This one is actually one of my favourites. But I never see it get posted.
You can't blame them. I was in one of his earlier threads yesterday and he posted a picture of his sister with her face covered. I did a quick google image search and found the same picture. I came back to the thread a few minutes later and he deleted the picture from the thread. Seems kind of fishy...
heres a screencapture I found of the actual questions at least. whats shown here is like 2% of the thread, the rest was hate and people demanding pictures. i hope he does end up coming on and continuing and isnt going to stop because of the q and a response, although i doubt he will stop, he seemed immune to their bullshit lol.
I went from her breasts all the way to her cunt, I ate her out, I made her cum 3-4 times then stuck it in her, I fucked her as hard as I could she was really tight and I came inside of her, I didn't tell her I did, in a sick fetish I wanted her to get pregnant.
After that we both fell asleep, we woke up at 12 midnight got dressed for a club, but as she was putting her thong on, I bent her over the kitchen counter stuck it in her, fucked her for 15 mins, spat on my dick then stuck it in her ass, she started crying a little bit witch just got me harder, she eventually started enjoying it and the rest was history.
i have posted it too many times.
just lurking to read other's.
Yeah, I guess that's true. I think you can only get away with a Q&A when you write one of the more epic/popular stories (shed, column) otherwise it just makes you look like an attention whore.
I didn't even know who he was until yesterday. I saw the thread and thought it was interesting so I checked it out. Searched the picture and saw it was fake so I left and went to do something else. Came back just to check for fun and the picture was gone. I should have saved it if I knew he was.
I fucked my mom but I dont want to type right now.
Parents been apart for about a year now and Im still at home fucking my mom at least every other day
I almost dont want to move out
you sure it was fake? I was in the thread as well and it looked like a legit picture, deffinitely not shopped at least. It had the date on the pieces of paper each was holding up as well, although it was in 'canadian format' which is like day month year instead of month day year, which actuslly makes more sense.
Older sister in the white. Bullys and humiliates me especially when she's drunk.
Thing is. It turns me on and i would love to be her bitch and go further.
How do I do it guys
Good luck dating after 20 than, bro.
Honestly, here in America, all women sample at least one black guy in their life, whether it be just a fuck (or a few) or dating for a bit.
Women in America are indoctrinated to think niggers are better lovers, that they're a noble oppressed people, and that they're physically superior to whites.
Then they sample them and frequently learn that the good stereotypes are NOT true, but everything daddy and their family said was. That they're impulsive violent criminals with a nearly retarded IQ.
So I don't consider dating/fucked a black a deal breaker..... if they had their experiment and learned better (converse to popular belief most white girls that try black come RUNNING back) and vow not to date/fuck blacks ever again, I'm okay with it.
I'd say in my experience about 90% of over 20 year old white girls have dated or fucked a black at some point.... and at least 3 quarters of them vow to NEVER do it again. Even the lefty "everyone is equal" types, frequently say they've tried it and it's not "for them".
I thought he seemed like a pretty chill dude. Yeah he tried an AMA thread a few days after his first post, but people were asking for him to do one when he originally posted the greentext (which I was there for), so I think he was just trying to appease the people
A girl from school openly admitted to everyone that she dated her older 2nd cousin. Does that count?
dude, on a serious note they're absolutely right. You are a pathetic unoriginal piece of shit. Let the reality of 10 years of virginity weigh down on your chip bag covered, grime encrusted self as you sit on that couch. Same place you've been every day and night for a decade
She does wear stuff like this around all the time.
i have a story for you all, believe me or not
>be like 7 years old
>cousin was a year younger
>we are under a car and i ask her to let me kiss her bc i was a weird ass horny kid
>she lets me
>see each other like once every 3 months or so
>we get sort of close at around 11-13
>start to text and stuff
>my aunt starts to come over more often when they move closer to us
>be like 15 and she comes over
>be super horny bc i was fat virgin
>ask if i could grab her PHAT ass
>she lets me
>ask her why shes not weirded it and she says she doesnt care
>never ask her this again
>be like 16 or 17
>i used to drink when i would go party or go to gigs
>get drunk one night and be superrrrr horny
>remember about her
>incest has always been a fantasy of mine
>(i have them saved on an app on my phone but it recently got stolen or i would post)
>be super horny and fap and realize what i have done
>not talk to her for some time
>lose like 80 pounds
>talk to her every once in a while whenever i want to talk about my life and how things are going
>recently went to her house to pick up her aunt
>talked to her for a bit and she seemed super nervous
and this was extremely recent so i dont know if i should make a move on her and try to fuck her since we both are in relationships.
I would plow her into next week if she let me.
I guess I could try that, maybe convince her to go swim at the lake?
Obviously. But I also don't want it to be suspicious
Yeah, that other anon has the right idea. Soften up to her, mention she is pretty or something and gauge her reaction. It's important though you say it in a way that doesn't make it seem like she gives you a hard on though. Sort of like a playful brotherly gesture.
Yes whored out my sister then fucked her after
Gonna get real for many of the aspies in this thread. You're not gonna bang family, at least not under most circumstances.
But if you're suave and sociable, you may be able to put out feelers as to if something might happen, but in the event they find a comment off-putting you stop with the flirting.
And here's the thing, I don't think most btards have the social skills to realize when their attempts at flirting are failing, they'd probably continue to push the envelope until it causes tension with that girl for life and a lot of awkwardness.
You can just tell her she looks nice one day when she's dressed to impress. Get drunk and when she's putting herself down to fish for compliments (something *most* girls do when they're drunk), be just the right kind of flirty reassurring.
IN very unique circumstances, with a lot of finesse, perhaps. I experimented a bit with my step sister (same age) when we were young. These days we're cool and don't ever acknowledge that it happened.
I think most of /b/ is too autistic to flirt, especially with a family member.... and it needs to be done so subtly you can easily back off it and just say you were just complimenting her and "didn't mean anything by it" if it goes south. Also, if you're talking about a sister that's way younger than yourself, you're asking for all kinds of trouble in many diff ways.
Just gotta be the voice of realism because there's several dudes here who probably can't distinguish fantasy from reality and are too inept to realize when their flirting is failing.