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Has /b/ ever fucked a family member?

Also, general incest thread.
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The real question is has OP?
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>>703017117

of course i have, but i want to hear other people's stories.
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>>703016588
Where did daddy touch you pumpkin?
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I am monitoring this thread.
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>>703017345

im not a girl dumbass.

anyone who tells you he is is lying unless tits are posted.
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anybody post a screen grab of that dude who was supposed to do an ama with his sister just recently?
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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>703017530
Never said you were.... did your uncle make you tickle his pickle with your tounsils OP?
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I got a bj from my niece when she wanted to borrow my car. After she complained my dick tasted like poop I remembered OP already borrowed my car.
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>>703017739
Kek.
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>>703016588
Any word on that one anon that touched his mom last week and had to run away from home because it didnt work out like in these incest threads?
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>>703017715
>did your uncle make you tickle his pickle with your tounsils OP?

lol. no.

but funny nonetheless.

i give you that.
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>>703017739
>I got a bj from my niece when she wanted to borrow my car.

sounds plausible, and awesome.

how old was she?

was she any good at it?
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>>703018031
Laugh it off. The thought of the taste of his cock will fade but never go away.
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>>703017739
I dont get it
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Man I'm just looking for a good incest story
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>>703016588
i fingered and got a handjob from my stepsister when i was 14.
my dad came to visit us, brought his new family.
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>>703018262

stop projecting your homosexual fantasies onto other people you fucking cock gobbler.

fuck off to a trap thread if thinking and talking about cock is your thing.
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>>703017976
Lmao please explain.
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>>703018496
>stepsister

nice, but technically not incest.

still give you props though.

how old was she?
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>>703018504
Good... Let it out man..
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>>703018496
Do tell
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>be me 5 summer time
>have older cousin 13
>think he's cool because he spends time with you building forts, watching movies and plays games with you
>be outside in the woods behind the house playing
>cousin says "I gotta go pee anon"
>cousin stands next to tree and starts to pee
>be me thinking well I gotta go too so stand next to him and pee on tree too
>cousin looks down at me and say "do you wanna learn a trick annon?"
>me "sure!"
>cousin says "look I can make it bigger and move annon"
>cousin stokes his dick a little then takes his hand off it and it starts to bob up and down a little"
>me "that's neat cousin". Not sure what to think kinda feel funny about it
>cousin say "I can make it bigger and make milk come out but I need your help"
>me "I don't know cousin"
>cousin says "it'll be fun annon. I'll show you how."
>cousin says"hear get down on your knees and put it in your mouth"
>me does what cousin say because I don't want him to not like me any more
>cousin say "don't just leave it in there. You've gotta suck on it like a popsicle"
>me does what cousin says. Feels weird in my mouth. Can taste some pee and his dick is salty from sweat
>cousin ok now you're doing good annon. You've gotta slide back and fourth in your mouth while you're doing it."
>me trying to do what cousin says but start to gag some
>cousin "oh your doing great annon. Let me help you though"
>cousin grabs me by the back of my head and pushed himself all the way on my mouth over and over again.
>me trying to push cousin away but he's too strong. After a bit I feel warm stuff all in my mouth
>cousin moans then sighs "you did a great job annon wasn't that fun?"
>cousin looks at me and see that I a little upset about it "it's ok annon everyone plays this game"
>cousin helps clean me up a bit then says "tag your it annon, come and catch me!"

>this goes on until the end of Summer
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>>703018763
>>703018887
she was a year older than me and fine af
we acted like kids and built a "tent" in the hotel room so no one would see us. it was an all night affair like, literally til dawn.
i dont remember the details much beyond that
it was 13 years ago.
shes a mudshark now, with 2 mulattoes
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>>703019164
>shes a mudshark now, with 2 mulattoes
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>>703019142
>this goes on until the end of Summer. I never really thought about it being wrong after awhile. He did keep say long it was gonna be my turn next time but that never happened.
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>>703018654
>Touched his mom while she was asleep on the couch and his dad was out
>Mom Freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom while crying on the phone
>Anon tried to talk to her through door with /b/s advice.
>He heres mom on the phone with someone
>Anon packs his shit and runs off
>last we heard from him he was in a random strangers car while running away from home cause his dad was coming to kick his ass
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>>703019633
>>703019142

brool story. but too faggy for me.

someone else might get off on it though.

thanks you dick sucking fag.
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>>703019680
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>703019142
you left out the fact that youre a man.
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>>703016588

i used to make love to my sister when we were young.

we dont do anything now. but 10+years ago shit was awesome.

still fap to the memories.
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>>703016588
Technically we're all related, OP.
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My cousin. Today is cam girl in chaturbate. Her online now


pegue.net/6IbE
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>>703020192

yeah, technically.
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>>703016588
wait what is the girls name again
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>>703020512

roberta paulson.
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>>703019680
Finally, something believable.
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>>703019502
yeah imagine my disappointment. i live in vegas and she came down a couple years ago for a vacation. she wanted to party and get me to take her and her friends to the clubs, i just pretended i was out of town.
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>>703020595
I asked for her name not yours
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>>703020708

id never fuck a girl who's fucked a nigger.

not one that I knew for sure did though.

I'd rather fuck one that fucks dogs. At least one that fucks dogs has dignity.
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would like to hear sister stories, wish i could have done something with mine
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no, but I have grabbed my aunt's ass under the pants and grinder my cock in her ass. wish I could've done more...
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>>703021278

was she asleep when you did it?
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one night while at my uncle's house I snuck into my cousin's bedroom and checked to make sure she was sleep by tapping her-she's out cold.

so I pulled out my cock, wrapped her fingers around it and slowly jerked myself off, cumming on her fingers before slipping out of the room.

bet she was surprised in the morning!
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>>703021362
one night at a wedding we were walking along the hallway and I put my arm around her and she around me and I slipped my hand down and just grabbed her ass-she seemed to like it.

the other time we were at christmas and we went looking for some supplies downstairs and when she reached up to grab something I leaned in and rubbed my hard cock on her ass-she definitely pushed back for a second. she's an early 40's milf
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>>703021695

sounds like your aunty totally wants your d anon.

why havent you put your dick in her toybox yet?

just fucking do it already.
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>>703021478

kek.

good on you anon.

at least you came.
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>>703022100
not sure, would love to have her "catch" me jerking off sometime, maybe next time I stay over...
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>>703017601
That one was the best
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ive tried to get my sister to look at my dick sticking out of my boxers when i change near her, i've caught her looking a couple times but never acted on it.

im thinking of sending her a snapchat of my dick sometime and saying it was for my gf
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>>703022600

catfish her anon.

also, nice dubs.
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>>703016588
Holy Shit still no name
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any updates from column? i know he said he was going to do some writing over the weekend
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>>703022471
friendly reminder that the "catching me jacking off or otherwise seeing my naked boner" scenario really only happens in porn. If you read anything by a female saying that's one of her fantasies, it was written by a dude.

Not saying it doesn't happen, there are exceptions to fucking everything. But that kind of seduction method has very little bearing in reality.
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>>703023072
>>703023072

THERE YOU ARE YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER. YOU LONELY FAGGOT PIECE OF SHIT.

I knew you'd show your stupid fat fucking face.
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I fuck my wife all the time.

She's family.
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>>703023570
i seen a webm of some guy who filmed himself getting caught jacking off by maids in hundreds of different hotels and the only time it worked it was some gay guy who proceeded to suck his dick
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>>703023602
and here you are, in the same thread as me. projecting much?
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>>703023684
I fuck my dog all the time also. He's part of the family also
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>>703024051
dear god please let me unsee that
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>The stories and information posted here are AUTISTIC work of fiction and FALSEHOOD
Only a Tool and a retarded faggot would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>703024051
That pic is fucking horrifying
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>>703024002
kek.

you lonely fucking neckbeard.

you are soooooo predictable.

go on and bring up your other names and stories....

go on....

i know you're itching to you pathetic fuck.
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>>703024225
That seems about right.

Also check em faggots
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Haven't fucked anyone in my family but I saw my mom looking me up and down when I was in my boxers
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>>703024149
You can't ;)
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>>703024307
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>>703024237
It's pleasuring
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>>703024543

lol. dont deflect nigger.

you know im onto you and your stupid neckbeard personas.

whats wrong with your life anyways that you need to have people's attention at every 4chan post you make?

are you bed ridden? ugly? obese?

all of the above?

what IS wrong with you?
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>>703024051
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Anyone save the pics from the guy who posted his hot blonde cousins a couple hours ago
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Depends on your definition of fuck.
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>>703024811
I was stuck in a machine press for 3 days as it slowly lowered and severed my right arm. the damage was too tattered and it couldnt be re attached. My left hand can take care of most things such as writing and driving now that i trained it a bit, but not masturbate... I made a deal with the devil that i could still use my phantom arm to masturbate. The devil agreed to my conditions but i could only do it to columns story
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>>703025091

well, now you've made feel like a complete fucking asshole.

fuck you you fucking fuck.

i dont deserve that.

or maybe I fucking do.

fuck man. if true, my sincere apologies.

i'll leave your ass alone now.
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>>703025450
you can stop with the insults but may continue with my ass daddy
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>>703025011
Bumping for this
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>>703025593

nah, your story just depressed the shit out of me.

i dont even know if its true but Im not in the habit of disparaging those less fortunate than my ass.

its not in my character. i just always assumed we're all on level ground here. guess Im a dumbass for assuming that.
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>>703024051
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>>703016588
Yes. When i was 6 I had sex with my 4 year old cousin. Well, not sex sex. We just kissed eachother in all the wrong places.
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>>703026111

nice trips bro.

also, cool story you child molester.
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summer me and my cousin are sitting near
Our goats at our farm.
I bet him you won't touch that goats dick.
He grabs the goats dick and doesn't let go
Wtf.jpeg
He starts sucking the goats dick
I get instant boner
Goat cums instantly.
Cousin is shocked and begins crying.
Goat then tramples him .
He escapes all bloody and with goat cum on his face.
He he jumps in the pond to wash off.
To this day we call him Lil chuppie the goat sucker.
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>>703016588

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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Blackmailed my sister (pic related)
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>>703027873
old af stop lying
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>>703027873
Moar!
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>>703017715
Tickle my pickle for a nickel
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>>703027947
Basically her bf txted me her nudes as revenge
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>The family member you'd most like to fuck

>The family member that would most likely fuck you
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>>703027947
newfag
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>>703027873
>>703027873
go on with the nudes and greentext story
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Anything from famchan recently?
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>>703028324
On mobile so green text is to much. Long story short my sis cheated on her bf with his best friend so he sent me these picks, we come from really religious family
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>>703028403
>>703028227
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>>703027388
holy fuck why not just tattoo the first paragraph from harry potty on your back so someone can have reading material while they fuck you doggystyle you boring slut
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>>703028554
Forgot pic
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>>703028690
fuck how did you react? did you tell him you were disgusted and fap to them?
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>>703028690
Basically threatened to turn over pics to rents, she knew she would lose her phone car exct, begged me not to.
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>>703028935
how did she beg? by sending more pics?
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>>703024960
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>>703028935
Told her she'd have to sleep b on my nob. She wasn't about it but I made the argument that I'm not even the first so what does it matter. Sister is total slut (fucked multiple dudes), mid slob decide I want it all
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>>703029300
Keep going
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>>703029300
nice dubs
Not gonna lie i'd fuck your sis
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>>703016588
Drunkenly fucked my dads sister. Things are a little uncomfortable these days. My uncle has no idea too.
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I had gone to Mykonos with my cousin, we were price conscious so we ended up finding a room with a double bed and we agreed we would share.

I was 23 she was 26.

After 2 days I had serious blue balls from seeing gorgeous women around and not getting any as well as not being able to jerk off (I use to do it in the comfort of my bed)

One night she fell asleep (she is a petite gorgeous little thing) I was behind her in a spooning position, I took my underwear off and let my penis touch her back it was the best feeling in the work and I was rock hard.

The next night we drive home after the beach and we were fooling around, I ended up tickling her, then climbed on top of her then started kissing her neck, she didn't stop me so moved down to her chest, and her breasts.

Needless to say we fucked for the next 2 days, hardly leaving the room.
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>>703029592
>Drunkenly fucked my dads sister.
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>>703029300
Big lips around my cock,
Balls on d size tits
Tell her I want the pussy
Starts to object
Tell her she knows she has it good wouldn't want to lose privelages and that it was just sex
Reluctantly agrees
Fuck her balls deep
Can't cum in her
Bust on her tits
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so my dad's cousin's daughter is just straight smoking hot. yes, I would absolutely plow my first cousin, no shame

>she is like 5 years younger than me
>used to be a brat child
>has since chilled out
>me and her see eye to eye on the world
>were both attractive but hardly in relationships because we don't like going out
>generally eyefucks me and has for years
>comes to see my sister, dressed in like yoga pants all the time
>jokingly flirts with me

I always said if I ever got the chance I would totally try to, we'll/b/ I blew it about this time last year if I was ever going to
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>>703029717
>Can't cum in her

i've done this and its the most amazing feeling you could ever experience.

sure, you could live to regret it. but if nothing happens, you'll know what heaven tastes like.
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>>703016588
all of my siblings are half siblings because my dad will fuck almost anything. i've got a younger brother with quite a few siblings of his own and when his older sister who is my age moved to our town she came onto me pretty damn hard and i ended up fucking her a few years ago on the 4th of july. it was fuckin awkward but i can't say i regret it cause she was actually kinda hot at the time and i never have to see her ass around anymore anyways. my dad later told me that she ended up catching some kinda VD because she was fucking her skank mother's boyfriend so at least I got it prior and with condor just in case.
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touch me daddy!!!

only for Real man!!

http://www.youngandwild.me/bm/res/24.html
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>>703029717
She was only the second girl I ever fucked I had a girl before here and we fucked a lot but my sister was my second, she was the best though, her pussy clenched my dick just right, she had perfect rhythm bouncing, she got drunk one night like 3 months ago and I fucked her again (she thought I was someone else) only reaffirmed how damn good her pussy was
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>>703027388
What the fuck is with this nasty skanks disgusting floor?
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Anyone have some screencaps of Siscon-Chans Q and A?
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>>703029621
sounds great. detail of the sex pls
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>>703016588
MOAR OF HER OP?
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>>703030859
I was there, it was a shit show honestly. 90% of the posts were just people getting mad at him and asking for real life pics of him and his sis.
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Long but worth the read imho
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This one is actually one of my favourites. But I never see it get posted.

http://imgur.com/a/hBvow
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>>703031032
Really? damn, I missed it because I was at work, but I guess it wasn't much of a loss then
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>>703017290
Let's hear yours faggot
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>>703031032
You can't blame them. I was in one of his earlier threads yesterday and he posted a picture of his sister with her face covered. I did a quick google image search and found the same picture. I came back to the thread a few minutes later and he deleted the picture from the thread. Seems kind of fishy...
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>>703019142
Nigga WHAT
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>>703025982
That chick is so hot dude
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>>703024051
fixed
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>>703030859
The guy is a pretty big attention whore not going to lie.
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>>703030859
heres a screencapture I found of the actual questions at least. whats shown here is like 2% of the thread, the rest was hate and people demanding pictures. i hope he does end up coming on and continuing and isnt going to stop because of the q and a response, although i doubt he will stop, he seemed immune to their bullshit lol.
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>>703029621

I went from her breasts all the way to her cunt, I ate her out, I made her cum 3-4 times then stuck it in her, I fucked her as hard as I could she was really tight and I came inside of her, I didn't tell her I did, in a sick fetish I wanted her to get pregnant.

After that we both fell asleep, we woke up at 12 midnight got dressed for a club, but as she was putting her thong on, I bent her over the kitchen counter stuck it in her, fucked her for 15 mins, spat on my dick then stuck it in her ass, she started crying a little bit witch just got me harder, she eventually started enjoying it and the rest was history.
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>>703031143
Nigga fuck you
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>>703031404

i have posted it too many times.

just lurking to read other's.
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>>703031522
Yeah, I guess that's true. I think you can only get away with a Q&A when you write one of the more epic/popular stories (shed, column) otherwise it just makes you look like an attention whore.
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>>703031755
Fuck YOU faggot CHECK EM faggots
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>>703031621
thank you
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>>703031522

Can you post the pic?
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>>703022600
Don't you think it would work better if you went out, got her drunk, made her laugh and told her she was pretty
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>>703030217
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>>703031863
I didn't even know who he was until yesterday. I saw the thread and thought it was interesting so I checked it out. Searched the picture and saw it was fake so I left and went to do something else. Came back just to check for fun and the picture was gone. I should have saved it if I knew he was.
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>>703027245
Kek
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>>703031926
hey hey hey now... that's just crazy talk!

dick pics always woo the ladies!

just ask Anthony Weiner....

oh yeah.. NVM!
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I fucked my mom but I dont want to type right now.

Parents been apart for about a year now and Im still at home fucking my mom at least every other day

I almost dont want to move out
Im 18

AMA
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For the last three years my second cousin and I have fucked every time we see each other over 4th of July. That's the only time we ever see each other.
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>>703032091
>AMA
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>>703031688
Thanks
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>>703023663
>virgin fantasy
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>>703032091
why did you decide to stay behind and leave Doc to go to the future alone?
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>>703032267
The doc was a nigger
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>>703031926
yeah maybe when she was younger and without a bf, she moved out of the house, i hoped that when she was young that she would try to practice bjs on me
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I wish I had a sister. I like to think we would be fucking 24 hrs a day.
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>>703032267
he didn't recognize the flux capacitor uses the triforce
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Sister sleeping
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>>703032020
you sure it was fake? I was in the thread as well and it looked like a legit picture, deffinitely not shopped at least. It had the date on the pieces of paper each was holding up as well, although it was in 'canadian format' which is like day month year instead of month day year, which actuslly makes more sense.
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>>703032606

twice or 3 times a week if you're lucky and parents arent home.

once a week if you only see her on weekend and you live alone.
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>>703032747
dick in mouth
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>>703032747
Is her name Rachael?
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>>703024051
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>>703032863
This picture was not taken just now idiot.

>>703032867
Not sure if I should say.
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Older sister in the white. Bullys and humiliates me especially when she's drunk.

Thing is. It turns me on and i would love to be her bitch and go further.

How do I do it guys
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>>703033108

get a real sister first you fucking degenerate.
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>>703029300
She's definitely got that huge slut vibe
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>>703021013
Good luck dating after 20 than, bro.

Honestly, here in America, all women sample at least one black guy in their life, whether it be just a fuck (or a few) or dating for a bit.

Women in America are indoctrinated to think niggers are better lovers, that they're a noble oppressed people, and that they're physically superior to whites.

Then they sample them and frequently learn that the good stereotypes are NOT true, but everything daddy and their family said was. That they're impulsive violent criminals with a nearly retarded IQ.

So I don't consider dating/fucked a black a deal breaker..... if they had their experiment and learned better (converse to popular belief most white girls that try black come RUNNING back) and vow not to date/fuck blacks ever again, I'm okay with it.

I'd say in my experience about 90% of over 20 year old white girls have dated or fucked a black at some point.... and at least 3 quarters of them vow to NEVER do it again. Even the lefty "everyone is equal" types, frequently say they've tried it and it's not "for them".
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>>703031662

I thought he seemed like a pretty chill dude. Yeah he tried an AMA thread a few days after his first post, but people were asking for him to do one when he originally posted the greentext (which I was there for), so I think he was just trying to appease the people
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yeah i fuckd my brother once. it happened when i left one of my crusty wank socks under his bed and mum found it... yeah cunts fucked because of me.
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Have you ever gotten horny seeing a family member in a bikini?
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>>703033050
:^(
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>>703030859
What's the sauce on pic in story ?
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>>703033400
According to the 4chan's latest studies, this is complete bullshit and your a huge faggot faglord.
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>>703033108
T H I C C

post more
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>>703032685
it started when we were 11/12 and continued till we were 15/16

press f to hear more
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>>703031143
got anymore of her?
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>>703033593
yes
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>>703031738
Stuck it in her ass with no preparation? How'd you not get shit on your dick?
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A girl from school openly admitted to everyone that she dated her older 2nd cousin. Does that count?
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>>703031621
>boner died
>sides reached oort cloud
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>>703034155
How did you handle it, and who might that be?
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>>703031621
dear god I need to save this pic but I sure as fuck can't have in on my computer

jesus I haven't laughed so hard in weeks
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>>703034356
Sister.

Her tits were bouncing so much as the boat went across the lake. I had to keep my legs crossed/ put stuff on my lap/ and not stand up
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>>703034655
Does she know you like how she looks wearing that?
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>>703024002
dude, on a serious note they're absolutely right. You are a pathetic unoriginal piece of shit. Let the reality of 10 years of virginity weigh down on your chip bag covered, grime encrusted self as you sit on that couch. Same place you've been every day and night for a decade
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>>703034736
If she does she never said anything.
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>>703034982
would you ask to see her in a bikini again at home?
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>>703033593
Definetly yes
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>>703016588
I once stole $400 and some weed, from my bitch of a sister.
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>>703034779
mooaarrr
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>>703023570

This is a fantasy of my my wife and one of my side sluts. Not so rare.
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>>703035080
What if she calls me a freak and stops talking to me?
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>>703035187
game over I guess
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>>703024051
That is absolutely horrifying
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>>703035154
>>703034779
She does wear stuff like this around all the time.
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>>703035187
Are you even attracted to your sister though? or was it just because you saw some titties.
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>>703035517
Just politely mention she's pretty for a sister, and if she pushes you about it then suggest her getting into her bikini.
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>>703019097
kk
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>>703020198
Fuck you f b i
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i have a story for you all, believe me or not
>be like 7 years old
>cousin was a year younger
>we are under a car and i ask her to let me kiss her bc i was a weird ass horny kid
>she lets me
>we kiss
>see each other like once every 3 months or so
>we get sort of close at around 11-13
>start to text and stuff
>my aunt starts to come over more often when they move closer to us
>be like 15 and she comes over
>be super horny bc i was fat virgin
>ask if i could grab her PHAT ass
>she lets me
>ask her why shes not weirded it and she says she doesnt care
>wellthiscanbegood.jpg
>never ask her this again
>be like 16 or 17
>i used to drink when i would go party or go to gigs
>get drunk one night and be superrrrr horny
>remember about her
>incest has always been a fantasy of mine
>get nudes
>saved.jpg
>(i have them saved on an app on my phone but it recently got stolen or i would post)
>be super horny and fap and realize what i have done
>not talk to her for some time
>lose like 80 pounds
>talk to her every once in a while whenever i want to talk about my life and how things are going
>recently went to her house to pick up her aunt
>talked to her for a bit and she seemed super nervous
and this was extremely recent so i dont know if i should make a move on her and try to fuck her since we both are in relationships.
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>>703016588
I think I went down on my mom once.
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>>703035637
I would plow her into next week if she let me.

>>703035645
I guess I could try that, maybe convince her to go swim at the lake?
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>>703035952
It would be even lewder if you get her to wear it in the house though, because it's all about how she looks.
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>>703036122
Obviously. But I also don't want it to be suspicious
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>>703035952
Yeah, that other anon has the right idea. Soften up to her, mention she is pretty or something and gauge her reaction. It's important though you say it in a way that doesn't make it seem like she gives you a hard on though. Sort of like a playful brotherly gesture.
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>>703036237
well, it's getting late. I gotta go. Good luck with her. You gotta work for that hot bikini, anon.
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>>703036237
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Yes whored out my sister then fucked her after
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>>703016588
Gonna get real for many of the aspies in this thread. You're not gonna bang family, at least not under most circumstances.

But if you're suave and sociable, you may be able to put out feelers as to if something might happen, but in the event they find a comment off-putting you stop with the flirting.

And here's the thing, I don't think most btards have the social skills to realize when their attempts at flirting are failing, they'd probably continue to push the envelope until it causes tension with that girl for life and a lot of awkwardness.

You can just tell her she looks nice one day when she's dressed to impress. Get drunk and when she's putting herself down to fish for compliments (something *most* girls do when they're drunk), be just the right kind of flirty reassurring.

IN very unique circumstances, with a lot of finesse, perhaps. I experimented a bit with my step sister (same age) when we were young. These days we're cool and don't ever acknowledge that it happened.

I think most of /b/ is too autistic to flirt, especially with a family member.... and it needs to be done so subtly you can easily back off it and just say you were just complimenting her and "didn't mean anything by it" if it goes south. Also, if you're talking about a sister that's way younger than yourself, you're asking for all kinds of trouble in many diff ways.

Just gotta be the voice of realism because there's several dudes here who probably can't distinguish fantasy from reality and are too inept to realize when their flirting is failing.
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>>703036888

nice trips advice fag.
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>>703036237
>>703036423
thanks for the tip
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>>703020198
do u have more of her? got a asian ex with tits similar. so petite
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>>703016588
Does fucking their underwear count??
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