Waifu claiming thread. Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Miho claimed
Suika! Hi everybody!
still here
>best fox claimed
and going to sleep
Eru Claim~
>>703011376 [chelsea]
yes you do~
>>703011431 [esdeath]
never doubt it even when I may seem like I avoid you or something. I'm just like that with everyone
>>703011793 [yuno]
I'm so lost I'd rather not change anything right now rather than making a bad decision
>>703012145
I lost my rifle during the beach attack sir
Best Girl Claimed.
>>703012933
>pomf
>>703012993
night kitty
>>703013042
disgraceful
Claimu
As always.
Paranoia is in bloom,
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(so come on)
Another promise, another seed
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Interchanging mind control
Come, let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(so come on)
Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(so come on)
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey
They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(so come on)
Hey, hey, hey, hey
>>703012562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wRQz61f6l8
Now start working out
I want to see you dominate esdeath
>>703013012
It's september meaning early halloween candy sales
>The vault will open soon
I wanna cuddle her
>>703013012
I guess it's always safe to do the same
But if you want your life to change for the better sometimes you gotta take a risk
Don't worry though, whatever you do it'll work out
>>703011981
Oh damn. That's too bad I love it.
You shouldn't go to Asia then because that's all they have there
>>703012049
I understand
I'm sorry that shit sucks ass
You up to anything?
>>703012499
Oh okay, well that's a pretty cool job
I believe work conditions are a bit better there
>>703012562
Dunno how that works but yea you could
Taiga claimed.
Claiming this qt
>>703012631
>Smugs
I don't think it's been that long
>>703012673
Hold on
>>703013308
You guys do know this is Yuno, right?
>>703012993
Good night Only Fox.
>Suika
>>703013413
>Wut
>>703013436
>Only fox
Shitposter?
More like attentionposter
>>703013161
No pomf for you
>>703013264
>POMF
>>703012941
Hi
>>703012993
Bye
>>703013346
Yeah. Would like to know what all this 'stupid customer' shit is about
>>703013410
Just about half a year dude
>>703013346
Debating if I should play Destiny or Runescape.. or Halo and get ready for a stream
>>703013413
That's a given anon.
>>703013309
i guess you did find regular pics
>>703013346
probably go that far. its expensive
>>703013413
No. You're wrong.
>>703013676
What are those questions from?
>>703013759
Hi comrade, been a while
>>703013759
It is, You Know Gasai every-so-often switches to Chelsea or Yan Deer Ree Chan
>>703013657
You're guncat. Galil looks nothing like a fox!>>703013670
Too much pomfing. You're making it awkward.
>>703013759
Hi Tomoe
Claiming this qt
>>703013308
>costumes time soon
>>703013346
I know I have to
>>703013670
Just doing it to bug Mugi?
>>703014093
100% ANGER
>>703013670
please?
>>703013012
oh good you are alot like your waifu in a way
>>703013346
yeah so you ready for school?
>>703014276
>
>>703014400
Favorite shitposter
showering for a bit
>>703014093
Galil is definitely Best Foxgun!
>>703014562
Lemme join~
>>703014327
You can be an honorary fox, if you want. Cats are pretty close, anyway. We can call you the Catsune.
>>703013978
>>703014093
Sorry, I have to go back in, at work right now. Was just browsing.
>>703014069
I'll see.
Claimed
>>703014562
>Hitoha
>>703014093
No You
>>703014308
No
>
>>703014331
No
>>703014772
Have fun
Hello everyone,
Nami claimed
>>703014768
>Cats are pretty close
Foxes and dogs are much closer.
>>703013676
Time is strange, is it not?
>>703015023
True, but I'm trying to work with what Galil has.
>Suika
>>703013657
Hello there~
>>703015177
Fox ears and a tail bro
>>703014928
rood. all i wanted was to pomf miho for my birthday
>>703013676
Haha it's gonna suck from time to time
People are morons
>>703013737
What stream you going to watch?
>>703013749
True neither will I
But my brother went there and his tongue is now numb cause of all the spicy food
>>703013759
Mami!
Whats up?
>>703014276
Its fine, sleep on it
I still love you.
>>703014400
I'm prepping
Not at all but got no choice
>>703015245
You know Galil is a cat, right?
>>703015003
Hello Edgedeath
>>703015258
Fine just one
goodnight
>>703014479
>>703015300 <3
>>703014400
Yeah I guess~
>>703015429
>pomfs
if only you knew hehe...
>>703015374
Galil is a variant of the AK-47, which is a fox, Galil has similar qualities but is far superior, ergo, fox ears and a tail.
>>703015535
Night
>>703014870
Furry-chan.
>>703014768
I CAN FEEL NOTHING BUT RAGE
SOMEONE KILL ME ON THE OUTSIDE
HE HAS ALREADY KILLED ME ON THE INSIDE
>>703015628
Galil a shit*
Fixed it for you
>>703014528
oh.....thank you?
>>703015300
yeah im sure ill feel the same way
>>703015535
just made the perfect gif for when people try to explain their versions of love to me kek
>>703015714
I have hp bullets fufu
Ur ded nao
>>703015300
I'm the one that's going to stream
>>703015535
Good night!
I would say this thread could afford to get a bit more lewd
>>703015883
Your suicide?
Please do, heretic
>>703015746
Galil is best foxgun!
>>703015080
Merciless if anything
>>703015300
What about good times?
>>703015940
>>703015813
Samefag
>>703015946
Howdy filthy elitist, why don't you go back to your sigrit klub and talk shit behind peoples' backs?
>>703015746
This is not me.
>>703015714
It's okay. You're still great.
>>703015080
kouhai
>>703015982
>>703015177
>>703015374
>>703015746
>>703015823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>703016229
I have that, kek, its my "pasta Eru"
>>703016113
Umm no...
>>703016187
I got kicked out, heretic scum
>>703015813
I gotta go prep shit
I'll be back later
>>703015883
Oh you stream? That's cool
Do it a lot?
>>703015985
If your collegues are cool fun times will be had
I just hope you don't have a lot of stuck up chicks since you're working on a clothes shop
what does it mean when a women measures 87-54-85
>>703016333
>>703016312
Haters gonna hate bruh.
Yui...
Wicke is thicc
>>703016397
Only streamed once, that was to test it out
Watched my friend get rekt on dark souls, hes going to watch me get rekt on halo legendary mode (or so he thinks)
>>703016504
Wew ^^ thanks
>>703015300
Read here.
>>703014772
You all take care now.
>Mami
>>703016504
>Breaks internally.png
>>703015746
Galil a best*
>>703016863
Shit
>>703016338
Explain this, heretic
>>703016903
Galil a shit**
>>703016421
It means she wants you to use google.
BTW this Nomy dude is actually pretty good, weird lyrics which I kina like, but kinda dislike but like, 8.5/10 voice and good sound.
>>703016546
I just don't get why Antone could hate her beyond "Jew lol kys"
>>703015823
That's the opposite of effective.
>>703016382
Which Felix is this?
>>703016991
but ufufufu i also hab ap bullets
>>703016991
Anyone* not Antone
>>703016693
>>703016863
Megumin = claimed
>>703016991
Antone is a bully
>>703016991
The real one
>>703016397
Here's to hoping for the best!
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>703016982
im no heretic nami means nothing to me esdeath is my only I just had the hots for her that day I masturbated right after that comment kek
>>703016991
huh and yeah hes great his songs get me
>>703016991
Yeah, pretty much.
>Jews.jpg
I mean, Galil is reliable, not prone to jamming or anything, very accurate. Shiet.
>>703017308
Night ^^
>>703017308
Night
>>703017308
Goodnight lil' smug
>>703017228
Wew
>too cute.
>>703017435
>>703016982
oh can this not be a meme btw and just be nice enough to delet this please
>>703017525
It is now a meme
>>703017525
You appear to be a somewhat, sociopathic, egotistic person with a lot of apathy towards any other living creatures, as you see them as lesser, as far as I can gather. You kill squirrels and other small rodents, which is a sign of a serial killer, but at the same time most people would kill them as they're pest animals. You tend to get rather sensitive when people judge you, especially your beliefs, as you hold them in regard to facts. It appears that you have trouble agreeing or even coexisting with people who have different views, many anons here might not like you or enjoy your presence. Some may even harass you, which is effective as you choose not to ignore them, maybe for the attention, maybe for the fun of the conversation, or just to argue. Your parents were abusive in ways, and your mother neglected you or worse, which is why you seek a motherly, nuturing figure to dominate you and your sexual frustration, you seek love but have a rather twisted view of it from a societal standpoint, but as long as you aren't raping anyone or anything super illegal, its probably okay. I mean, sure you stole pantsu, thats bad, and you jerked off to hand smell, but that doesn't really hurt anyone. Either way you're, by a societal standard, derranged and in need of mental care, I hope you're getting proper care. I harbor no negative feelings towards you, this is merely an evaluation.
>>703017525
>The collar has her crest symbol
Goodness I just noticed that
>>703017096
Stop
>>703017269
I just figured it out, you're the bad one who isn't nice, cute or fun
>>703017347
What's your favorite one
>>703017435
Yeah but there's one major downside
She has noehere near as much art as anyone else except the Red Steel girls.
EVEN FUCKING SAKO HAS MORE I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK SAKO WAS IN LIKE 3 EPISODES AND GALIL IS IN ALMOST EVERY EPISODE
I did find a few though
1/6
>>703017924
2/7 actually
>>703017924
Tanks can do stuff too.
>Miho
>>703018067
Fuck that's the thumbnail
3/7
>>703017924
That's one reason I like Elle a lot, she has a lot of fanart and screen time
>AND SHE'S SO GOD DAMN CUTE.
>>703017785
I would literally never take it off ever
>>703017749
not one night without this shit huh
>>703017924
dis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhY7iieRW2M&list=PL4jRFgd9UpS3DefIjXx0vz8ETmimnehJI&index=2
>>703018215
Maid
At the birth of time, the beginning of beginnings
One cosmic soul was created
A bringer of the light, a universal migrator
Born to sow its seeds, across the galaxy
Like a cell dividing, it spreads in all directions
Creating life among the stars
Well Im, all struck with awe, as I join the great migrator
Now we take flight, to the brightest star of all!
>>703018233
Yeah good luck having her fall in love with you in the first place
>Dat list she made
>>703018092
I can't watch webms
You can use a Makarov as a bottle opener though, and it has some cock
grips
>>703018215
Can't argue with either of those points to be honest
4/7
Damn thread is fast
I'm back for another 30 min or so
>>703018432
5/7
>>703018233
Why does everyone pick on you? I mean, sure you're weird but its not like you're not getting help or something
>>703018308
Best maidgun ^^
>>703018432
Galil is cute too
>>703018432
What are you on a Iphone?
>>703018519
School?
claimed
Claiming Megumin
>>703018418
dude if she was real i would work everyday to meet every demand I would have a reason to do shit
>>703018550
they dont like me because im yandere
>>703018432
Hnnnng
>>703018724
Too late, nigger. Megumin is mine.
>>703017243
>>703018550
Some people think he's a psikh, I just play around with him, he's my friend
>>703018659
I'm on an Android, no clue why it doesn't play webms
But I just remembered I downloaded VLC yesterday so I can watch that if I save it.
6/7
>>703013657
>>703015205
Got ignored so bad it hurts :(
>>703018855
I'll fight you for her
>>703018750
Sorry pal, gonna haveta kill jaeger squad for my waifu's safty
>>703018962
1v1 me in cod m8
>>703018901
Oh that sucks.
>>703018911
>911
>>703018677
Yup, my train leaves at 8 and it's a 15 min bike ride
It's 7:12 now
You gonna be streaming soon?
Is it a drunk stream?
![Syndra [188].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MNgcDlY.jpg "Syndra [188].jpg")
>>703018750
Ah, but thats not REALLY such a bad thing
>>703018901
Oh yeah, pick on the crazy people kinda thing. Imma mess with him once I get to know him better probably.
>>703018911
>Noticed!
>>703018911
Oh shit man, I'm sorry I didn't see that, you posted it when I was mad at Suika
What's up Taiga?
>>703018797
NO
And my 2nd favorite one, 7/7
Claiming Pic Related because she has been Mai Waifu for forever and is still my go-to "Main" in the games she's been in.
>>703019072
You don't drive?
No not yet, I think I'll try streaming this weekend, drunk stream dont sound too bad but I kinda need to beat Halos 1-4 on legendary and I need to get twitch set up on xbone
>>703019141
>>703018901
I'm on an android too, mine run's webms. I use Chrome as my browser instead of the default one though.
>But right now am on PC cause its easier to find and name files.
>Eru
>>703019181
Can you blame me?
All my yeses.
>>703019064
Call 911, I broke my hip!
>>703019141
Yatta~
>>703019181
Nothin' much, buyin' me some games and you?
>>703019494
We have to fix that.
>>703019002
when she stabs kurome and acts like she did the right thing and the whole its nothing personal thing makes me very angry for some reason
>not mad just bantering friendly
>>703019141
I keep tellin um that kek
>>703019292
I'm too poor for a car and my parents won't lend me theirs cause they need it for work
I really enjoy drunk streams but if you got a mission might be a bad idea
If you decide to stream on weekends I might be able to watch you
>>703019494
Trying to find any decent Galil pics and trying some new music
>>703019336
I also use Chrome, which is the default browser
>>703019362
Stop
>>703019862
Well.. she IS the only real assassin in the show, everyone else just has shounin power weapons
>>703019996
Ah sorry to hear
Yeah I think I will stream on the weekend
>>703019854
Do you have any medical knowledge, at least?>>703020139
What kind of music, if I may ask?
>>703019494
How goes it?
>Buying games
Which ones?
>>703019862
I mean you're not really that bad ^^
>>703020139
Ah, weird that webms won't play.
wooot woot
>>703020185
Its fine I'm glad they took my broke ass back in
Cool I think I'll be watching then, don't have much better to do besides hang with waifufags
>>703020276
Nope
>>703020377
I just bought Besiege and Spores, nothin' else. :3
>>703020470
Alrighty I'll see if I can get this thing going... if I can figure out xbone's shitty ass win8 UI
>>703018233
Yeah that one and I Hate You Diane are really good.
>>703020276
Nomy, I saw him on Esdeath YouTube and figured I'd listen to it to make fun of him (in a friends way, I still like him) but he's actually pretty good
>>703020377
Especially because last month they played, and the month before that they didn't.
>>703020396
:|
>>703020528
I do!
BEST vampire claimed
-mavis
>>703020549
Besiege is fun shit, Spores is good too. ^^
>I built a flying swatstika in Besiege
>It dropped bombs and shot fire everywhere
>THE FRAMES WERE SO LOW
>>703020713
Weird, did you try switching browsers?
Also if you're looking for new pics try Google +, as cancerous as it is, I found some decent stuff like gif related.
>>703020753
A cat!
>>703020753
Kitters are not vampires
>>703020185
I feel like she would kill me for some reason with that needle but I would where esdeaths collar so haha
>>703020377
I just be me tbh
>>703020713
agreed
>>703020753
ahhhhhh so cute kitty puddys I love them give me those cute pies heheh
>>703020713
Then we are good.
>>703020910
you got me there
>>703020599
>Win8
Oh rip I forgot that
Windows likes to enforce their shitty system on everyone
Anyways I gotta go people. It was a good idea waking up early. You guys cheer me up
Later
>>703020967
Don't get too comfy around esdeath then
>If the real one doesnt kill you first
>>703021193
Farewell brah, good luck in school
>>703020967
interesting fact. being around animals is good for human health.
>>703020903
Can't wait to try it!
>>703020713
Never heard of it! O:
wat? no mumei? BECAUSE SHE IS MINE
>>703021212
god she is the worst cant even be happy with esdeath
>I killed you anon its nothing personal im just making the world a better place. wait to be reincarnated....
>>703021451
I love kittys my cat is awesome honestly the only thing I could never hurt
Grape flavored rape
>>703021743
Ain't her fault m8, she just doing her job
>Chelsea
New thread, Galil style
>>703022965
>>703022965
>>703022965
>>703023083
Vhcd
