bebis
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bebis
Massive
Fokkin
MANTITS
Back 4 moar
Look out, the world's destroying you
Relax, it isn't fair
Mother nature's disposition
She don't mind, she don't care,
>>703012891
Welcome back
>>703012671
ITS NOT YELLINGS ITS MOTIVATED SPEACH
Katten, how to remove demons from radio?
Don't remove the demons. If your demons leave your angels may take flight as well.
>>703014592
you pray to it
>>703014592
>>703014592
and give it a handjob
>>703014838
There are no angels in my radio, only demons and shit music
>>703014978
Tempting, it does have a real long antenna after all
>>703015187
shove antenna in arse
>>703015410
Beautiful opera music shall come out of my mouth as I do
>>703015609
hottt
>>703015858
And then- BABY, BABY BABY OOOOOHH
Hi guys
Don't let it blow in yeah
Or you'll be controlled by any radio waves
That's how the CIA will get yeah >.>
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>>703016251
Don't let it blow in all right, my fucking lamp flew off my window sill today
>>703016251
Hunnibuns!
>>703015858
Which country is this operator from?
>>703016235
babbbybbbbybbybyby
>>703016251
>>703016251
i line my rectum with tin foil so they cant brain wash me
>>703016795
i dont that is distinguishable
>>703016997
Ohh, ohhoohhh, oooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>703016463
Hi Homo!
Oh!
I'm kidnapping Katten.
>>703017168
uiy675d4ecfghiju8t86e46detf
>>703015187
There are angels everywhere, you just gotta know how to look.
>>703016997
omg, wem. U had 1 job.
>>703017231
0mb29gp34åaäwrda3wa3äea34wröö
>>703017300
looks sort of russian or like czech maybe
>>703017338
thats aliens contacting you on radio
>>703017552
Ok, wut gadget he got?
>>703017282
Only angel here is Katten
>>703017552
Great, I've always wanted to meet aliens, how to respond
>>703016997
Silly Katten, that's not as efficient
You put a ear cover instead of butt.
>>703017761
Is that so?
be-boop
>>703017961
That's just what I think at least
>>703018007
Hey Lucca
>>703017682
its a sort of taser that fires a ball of energy instead of the traditional stun gun
>>703017761
you get on top of tallest hill there and bend over with you arse naked pointed at the stars
>>703017830
nono it has to be my butt
>>703018164
Hello
>>703018138
There are no angels here.
>>703017217
Kay.
>>703018204
That's such a beautiful mental image
>>703018412
and i am to live in his sock drawer
>>703018433
and sing your national anthem
>>703018204
omg cool
>>703018394
Weren't they everywhere?
>>703018578
DU GAAAMLA DU FRIIIA DU FJÄLLLHÖGA NOOORD!~
>>703018717
This isn't even anywhere.
>>703018596
right?!
>>703018886
I guess I'm not gonna question it
>>703018882
its beautiful
>>703018981
Why wouldn't you question it?
>>703019126
*HEUHHH* DU TYYYSTA DU GJÄDJERIKA SKÖÖÖÖÖÖÖNAA! JAG HÄÄÄLSAR DIG VÄÄÄNASTE LAAAND UPPÅ JOOORD! JA JAAAG VILL LEVA JAAG VILL DÖ I NOOOOOOORDEN! JA JAAAG VILL LEVA JAAG VILL DÖ I NOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDEEEEEEEN!~
>>703018204
That how you get metal cuts and need shots
>>703018255
You're a homosexual
>>703018412
And start a harem!
>>703019528
What gave you that idea?
Was it all the cream pies I gave league?
>>703019167
I don't have any arguments
>>703019612
No
>>703019507
i cri for it it so pretty
>>703019528
i am all vaccinated though
>>703019718
what was it
>>703019721
Now sing me yours
>>703019708
It's not about arguing, it's about not accepting things as they are merely presented.
>>703019793
Why?
>>703020079
I wanna know
>>703019912
Okay then
>>703019835
sausage and eggs sausage and eggs SAUAGES AND EGSSSSSSSSSS
>>703020453
*holds hand on heart, smiles and cheds a tear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9OONTYQoA4
>>703020803
thats exactly how it sounds too
>>703021211
It's so fucking beautiful
>>703021467
>>703021561
Aww, you too! *MUAH!
>>703019721
But still
>>703020219
How?
>>703022061
never mind
>>703021818
i am hideous
>>703022061
butt
dont worry i can handle it~
>>703022175
You are a godsend, hideous or not hideous
>>703022731
god sent me cause pain and sadness
>>703023202
Fuck pain and sadness in the ass, show them the longest finger and shit on them
>>703023544
my longest finger is my thumb. i am deformed
>>703023739
Fuck it, the MIDDLE finger! If you don't have one then go with second best
>>703024042
i only have large thumbs
>>703024388
Give them thumbs down then
>>703024656
they only point up
>>703025097
I'll flip you upside-down
>>703025168
ohhh okay!
>>703025369
That also gives you something that can serve as a middle finger!
>>703012671
>>703025756
Believe it or not guys, this is actually a bebis
>>703025635
hooray!
>>703025756
ugly
>>703026078
Mcree is cancer
>>703012870
gimme
>>703026078
At least when I'm done with you ;)
>>703026474
The person that picture is of but furried
>>703026580
Wooh, someone with good taste!
>>703026733
this is a little too abstract for me though
>>703026646
weeeeeeeew
>>703026694
i forget what hes from
>>703026961
Ahwell, each to his own, it works for me
>>703027022
Overwatch
>>703027022
Yaaaaaaayyy
>>703027079
ohhhh. i never played that.
>>703027183
*confetti
>>703027296
Its a pretty dope game
Its like tf2 or LoL/dota but an FPS
>>703027299
That's lewd
Hello
>>703027296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iELnlCZPR5Y
>>703027299
very good
>>703027074
Gib snuggles.
>>703027365
greertings
>>703027333
thats what i hear. i've grown out of online games though. at least for now.
>>703027421
i must do this now
>>703027522
How are you tonight?
>>703027620
good, then horrible, now good again. watching football.
>>703027531
Me too, it would be amazing
>>703027671
Ah, that sounds like an eventful night.
I got a huge lead on a video game collection that hasn't been picked clean yet and I'd be the first to make offers on it.
They've been collecting for 30 years.
>>703027672
except they will be in your bum
>>703027848
oo damn how pristine is it
>>703027895
I'll have to eat a looot of apples to be able to fart that hard
>>703027949
They said "wall to wall"
And they have more then one copy of some games like Zelda.
>>703027976
grody
>>703028073
looking for anything in specific?
>>703028187
Anything I can make money off of.
>>703028091
Thanks for reminding me, I need to make another video with granny
>>703028283
do you flip all your retro stuff or have your own collection?
>>703028300
pfff
we need to finish fear and then play that more
>>703028361
I flip what I don't want or I can make a lot of money off of.
I have about 450-500 behind me.
Why no snugs for Snarf?
>>703028509
daaamn girl
>>703028581
i will give you snugs
>>703028459
That's a great idea, I wonder what I could put together from our crazy adventures :D
>>703028708
That's my entire collection mind you. Just not the older stuff.
>>703028727
the best videos imaginable thats what
>>703028957
Senile gangsta granny running wild with her grandchild, what a gimmick :P
>>703028709
Liar!
>>703027470
-hugs-
Once I've kidnapped him, gonna have crazy gay sex wit you and him!
>>703029511
well fine no snug for you
Clown sightings are increasing in the Carolinas. One police chief said that "the clowning around needs to stop." I'm not sure how I feel about the pun.
who cares
moobs
>>703030185
I wonder how many are just doing it as a joke.
>>703030260
Yess <3
>>703030469
squeeze squeeze
>>703030469
Post your moobs.
>>703030770
Hate to disappoint you but I'm lacking in that department
>>703030659
>>703030899
but it's so easy to have them
>>703030899
Hunnibuns likes to squeeze mine.
>>703031040
You have my attention...
>>703031117
FINE LEAVE ME FOR SNARF!
>>703031279
Ugh, STUPID STEAM!!!!
what
>>703031349
DONT BLAME THE STEAM!!!!
>>703031467
(In British accent) Are you shore I'm the uene who left yeu? >>703029242
>>703031636
dont try to swoon me with your honey words
>>703031743
Bott I have sech adoorabul British accent
what happened here
>>703031874
Lots of gay sex.
>>703031861
d-dont think that a nice brit accent will do anyting
>>703031874
shit apples is what happened
>>703030308
I wonder how many are actually real.
>>703032159
I don't really want to know.
>>703032159
they are all real
>>703031982
*talks like Mary Poppins
>>703031117
Snarf's moobs are luscious and full.
>>703026733
Source?
>>703032275
s-stop i-it
>>703032203
I don't mean that in a demonic or ghost kind of way. I mean I wonder how many of the reports are actually real. The vast majority of the reports to the police are concerned parents who are calling because their small children are saying they saw clowns in the woods. Only a very small amount of them were witnessed by adults. Included in the ones seen by adults is a man who chased a clown into the woods, but the second the clown got into the woods it vanished without a trace.
>>703032219
I highly doubt that.
>>703032569
Sounds like a shitty creepy pasta
>>703032664
That's essentially what this is. I'm guessing there was one that was real, then a handful of copycats, but that most of the reports are just from mass hysteria.
>>703032569
i would know trust me
>>703032793
It's theorized by some that this may be part of a viral marketing campaign to promote the new adaptation of the Stephen King novel It.
>>703032364
If your intention was to give me a boner then you have succeeded
>>703032448
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15024689/
>>703032536
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
>>703032946
or its just all the angry crazy drunks that live in the south
>>703032957
>>703033101
perkele
>>703033160
dont you give me that tone
>>703033276
fanihelvete
>>703033064
I doubt that. I'm betting it was one guy who did it a couple of times, then a handful of copycats, and now that mass hysteria has set in there are no actual clowns. Kids say they see shit all the time, and now that there is enough coverage of mystery clowns parents are just reporting whatever the kids say. It's like whenever there is a report of a lake monster or ghosts or something of that nature that gets a bit of press coverage, then suddenly hundreds of people start reporting that they're seeing it too.
>>703032957
My intentions is to see said boner.
>>703033346
i dont know what that means but i bet its mean
>>703033372
its mass inebriation because everyone in the south is a mad bloody drunk. their blood is pure grain alcohol.
It's sort of like when you tell someone a place is haunted and they report strange things occurring even if there has never been any such occurrences in that place before. It's the power of suggestion.
>>703033554
I doubt that very much.
>>703033452
Maybe when we know each other betterm abd in private
>>703033554
Not really mean, just a real step on lego curseword
>>703033749
youre drunk jams
>>703033840
Wow I can't believe I made all those typos
>>703031040
Yes
Tell someone a house is haunted and suddenly naturally occurring things like drafts, cold spots, noises of the house settling on the foundation, etc. become something otherworldly in the mind.
>>703033887
I never drink.
>>703033840
i wil use it now on
>>703033969
its in the air.
>>703034131
That would be plaster then. I just cut up one of the blocks I cast into workable pieces.
>>703034131
I like to use swine
Don't ask
>>703034226
thats solid liquor
>>703034290
y u use swine
>>703034391
I'll explain that later, I'm too horny to be bothered right now
>>703034391
I don't consume liquor anymore and I'll thank you to stop saying otherwise.
>>703033840
Whip it out.
>>703033915
Yes, make Bananders jelly.
>>703034463
well fine!!!!!!!!!!
>>703034514
im not saying that you are purposely doing it. its just how things are in the south
>>703034591
I live in Texas. Hardly can you consider this the same kind of south that the Carolinas are.
>>703034541
I am sooo jelly
>>703034591
Glad we got that settled :D
>>703034801
i guess thats true.
>>703034873
settle my arse
>>703034923
If you say so~
Furaffinty never lets me see images
Fucking hate that site
>>703035006
Just make an account, I got one specifically for looking at porn
>>703034873
Whip it out.
>>703035088
And still nothing
>>703034923
Have you ever seen the movie Harakiri?
>>703035006
i never ahve that pronblem
>>703035143
Fine *whips it out* If that's what you meant, cause I won't do it for real, at least not here and now
>>703035232
>You are not allowed to view this image due to the content filter settings.
Ever time
>>703035350
So why not just change them
>>703035217
You sure it's nothing to do with the filters on the site?
>>703035350
wow
>>703035350
You just need to go to the account setings and change the filters
I had to nav with cell to full setting to do that
I hate that cancer site
Never any bats in these threads.
>>703035771
>>703035337
Aw come on, let the little guy out.
>>703035222
yes i have
>>703035350
perhaps its the nsfw settings
>>703035858
I will all right, just not on picture
>>703035851
That supposed to be a bat I'm guessing?
>>703036049
A fine ass bat at that
>>703036049
there's always drugbat
>>703036117
Except not really.
>>703036189
Each to his own, I think that's one delicious bat
>>703035858
Oh, and "little"?
>>703036529
Nothing to prove otherwise.
>>703036802
I feel so defeated. But sorry, still won't whip it out for you
>>703036942
You know you want to prove otherwise.
>>703036942
If you're not I will.
>>703037042
Honestly it's not much to brag about, so there. Still keen on seeing it?
>>703037042
he showed me and its amazing !
>>703037366
Yes.
>>703037391
Umm that was my face I showed, not my dick. Are you implying I'm a dickhead? :P
>>703035936
Did you enjoy it?
>>703037453
shush you dork. dont you understand im trying to tease him!?!?!
>>703037460
its been a while so i cant remember exactly what happened but yes i enjpyed it a lot i can remember
>>703037460
oh yeah i remember exactly now!
yeah i enjoyed a lot
>>703037591
lol
>>703037445
Fiine, add me on steam and I'll see what I can do about it, if you're so stubborn. Same name there as here, got my cat peeking from behind a pot as profile pic
>>703037591
Kobayashi is a fantastic director.
>>703037682
It's his second best film I think. I doubt you've seen his best, mostly because it's nine hours long.
>>703037759
Why not kik?
>>703037797
I type reeeally slowly on the phone
>>703037759
whooooooooore
>>703037789
i havent seen too many of his films actually
>>703037247
I guess Fuck me right.... Ha
Hahaha I 404'd it I think
>>703039423
Bad hunnibuns.
