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So I cooked a bird in a pot and left the pot (with gravy) out. Flies got in through the vent and laid eggs and a bunch of maggots were born. It got really nasty smelling so I rotated the lid so that it was closed. Nothing happened for a few days but just recently a few maggots have worked themselves out, trying to break free.
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>>703009882
Should I open the lid and look inside?
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>>703009882
turn the oven on first
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Why haven't you washed it instead?
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>>703010035
yes, and post pictures of everything.
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>>703009882
>it starts to get nasty
>close the lid and leave it there a few days

Are you like the worlds biggest manchild?
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Dewitt
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>>703010157
Because I just got internet put in my house so I have been barely functioning.
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>>703009882
show me the money
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>>703009882
pls open pls take pix and post pls
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>>703010273
The idea was that the lack of oxygen would cause them to asphyxiate and then it would be easier to clean.
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Ok. I am going to take pictures of the inside. I am not turning the stove on.
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>>703010418
That lid isn't air tight bro
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>>703010313
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>>703010541
Yass
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>>703010418
lmao dosent work like that OP. they arent mice or something small. should have just cooked em then cleaned it. or cooked em on a grill and really torched the fuck out of it.
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>>703009882
Oh god another disgusting 4chan thread about a nasty hoarder...
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>>703010418
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Opening the lid:
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>>703010541
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Roll for turn stove on
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Lid open:
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>>703010752
meh they are always interesting
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>>703010926
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>>703010926
Lit
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>>703010926
S O U R
O
U
R
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Inside of lid:
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>>703011029
put your dick in it
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>>703010418
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>>703011029
EAT IT!!
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>>703011029
hole fuk
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>>703010926
do it
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Close up of inside:
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>>703011029
put it in the microwave anon
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Holy shit learn how to hold the camera still, McFly
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>>703011029
take a better pic fam
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>>703011029
Now post a pic of you taking a bite of it.
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Cook it!
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>>703011293
kek
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One fell off onto the floor. I'm going to let him live because there are also some lizards inside and I don;t want them to die. Lizards are cool.
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>>703011259
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>>703011259
holy shiit
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>>703011029
woah
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>>703011389
I didn't see any lizards, im gonna need some pictures
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>>703011275
kek yeah
i need to see a microwave'd maggot
for science
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Rolling for dumping it down your pants
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>>703011389
Here is the picture:
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>>703011259
Put it back on the burner
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>>703011359
>>703011259
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>>703011259
thats not a bird
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Make an omelette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>703011259
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>>703011259
wtf OP, how he fuck did you live with that shit in your house? Are you by yourself or what?
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Wheres the bird
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>>703009882

Why didn't you clean it anon?
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>>703010603
Well, I work full time and shitpost full time so there isn't much in between.
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>>703011483
OP are you homeless and that's some rundown abandoned house?
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>>703011259
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>>703011389
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>>703010603
I'm not autistic.
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somebody better screencap this before the thread dies
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>>703010683
I'M NOT A FUCKING CANADIAN
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>>703011532
No... seriously. Make an omelette.
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>>703011259
Dude...
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>>703011389
Where the fuck do you live? Bakersfield, California?
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>>703009882
Sorry anon, I left this kinda shit in my 20's when I had the energy to clean the muthafucker or at least dump it in the alley for the dogs .. they love shit like this but of course they puke their guts up after. Good Times!
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is this the thread thats going to be the new thing for the microwaved cream cheese from before?
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>>703011259
Dump it in your neighbor's mailbox
>Do it for /b/
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>>703011823
I hope to shit OP puts some heat to that pot
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>>703011166
That'll need at least some trips.
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Snort the goopy shit
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>>703011166
Dubs have spoken
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>>703011275
>Microwave
>Cast Iron
At least I'm not retarded.
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>>703011483
turn the stove back on and see what happens
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>>703011259
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>>703011166
LISTEN TO THE DUBS OP
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>>703010750
Exactly! FREE FOOD!
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>>703011259

no
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>>703011532
Serioslyflygsly... omelette
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>>703009882
Fatties. Musta been a guud burd, eh luv?
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>>703011867
Most mailboxes are horizontal you autist.
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OP you have potential with this.
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>>703012009
OP WE NEED YOU
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>>703011455
They hide when the lights come on. It is hard to take a picture of them.
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If dubs, he eats it
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>>703011259
i can nearly smell it from here
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>>703011483
>that floor
OP do you clean your floor?
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>>703012167
Reroll
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>>703011495
I ate the bird, dumbass.
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>>703012167
roll
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>>703011532
Srrsslyop .. omelet
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>>703011996
well u can always dump it in a plastic or something something that won't go boom or burst into flames
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>>703011532
no
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>>703009882
Put your bare foot in it.
Soak, OP.
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>>703011823
That was sour cream.
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>>703012239
If OP's too much of a disgusting neckbeard to clean a pot, he's sure as shit not going to clean his floor.
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>>703012265
reroll
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>>703012133
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Jerk off with the juices anon
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>>703011568
I live alone.
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>>703012133
op you know you should probably get rid of those lizards right

put the pot on the floor, let the lizards get the maggots, take pixx, kill the lizards
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Stick your dick in it
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>>703011676
No.
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>>703012266
Check em
>OP makes maggot gravy omelette
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>>703011745
no
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Timestamp pls
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>>703012266
>>703012282
Dubs pussy do it.
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Light a firecracker and throw it inside pot.
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>>703011781
North Florida.
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>>703012365
ya dont say
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>>703011483
fuck man. i'm pretty much a slob but i once a week i still clean my fucking kitchen floor
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>>703011867
As a mailman. Fuck you.
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>>703012370
or
kill the lizards
let the maggots get the lizards
take pixx
kill the maggots
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>>703011687
Are you sure man? Having a pot full of gravy and maggots in your kitchen is pretty autistic.
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>>703012342
rereroll (please lord kek)
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>>703011483
You're Mexican huh
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Ok, so ya'll have 3 options.
1. I put some maggots on a plate and microwave them.
2. I turn the stove on.
3. I pour lighter fluid in the pot and light it.
Also, how do I make a webm?
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>>703011029
You will never get the stink off that pot.
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>>703012239
nigga he's cooking birds in a kitchen full of lizards. course he doesnt clean the floor
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Put a funnel in your dickhole or asshole and pour everthing in there.
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Scoop out the dried gravy cake
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>>703012585
>a pot full of gravy and maggots in your kitchen
>pretty autistic
you forgot the house full of lizards
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>>703012480
ok brb
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>>703012480
Timestamp or fake
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Posting in epic bread, oh my fucking God what have I witnessed
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>>703012677
This
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>>703012659
Omelette
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>>703012309
i know
i thought he had a little bit of decency
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live stream of cooking live maggots OH YES
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>>703011029
Holy shit
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>>703010418
Jesus fucking christ.
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>>703012719
Oh shit thanks /bro/
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>This fucking thread.
This is absolutely disgusting OP. I thought I was a slob for leaving clothes and trash on the floor but this is a whole new level.

Include me in the cap please
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>>703012010
>when you bust and she keep suckin
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>>703011259
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>>703012275
>a plastic
What the fuck? Are you an alcohol or something?
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Put it in a condom and hit a kid with it
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>>703012659
3 if u can make the webm, i'd rather see those fukers burn in real time
otherwise 1 and post pics
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PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK IN IT
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>>703012659
Rolling for option 2.
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Where do you live OP?
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1 2 3 OP Delivery
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In all honesty OP isn't fly. But at least he's got some grub
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Maggot filled goop balloons dropped from 2nd floor.
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Someone please cap this, I'm too much of a lazy nigger
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>>703012659
3 roll
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>>703012767
I take this back. I feel bad now for the potentially cooked maggots.
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Timestamp OP
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>>703012659
2

Watch the fuckers burn

And also end the maggots life, the one on the floor
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Turn the fucking burner on and film.
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>>703011259
requesting dirty Sanchez with the caustic rotten maggot soup
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>>703011029
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>>703013375
no central nervous system. attracted to heat, It's practically euthanasia, bro.
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Please include me in the screen cap also niggers
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Dip a couple of pieces of bread in it and make french maggot toast, wrap the toast around your dick, cum in it, eat toast.
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I know a disgusting faggot like you has jizz bottles, OP.

Pour one of them into the pot
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>>703012989
so u can forever be known as the faggot who wanted to be in the cap
way to go faggot
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>>703013018
I think he's on something far stinger.
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>>703013023
kek
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>>703013510
oh ok well I'm good with it then anon thanks bro
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>>703013301
include me in the cap
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>>703013279
Kek
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>>703013561
It's worked before.
Eat shit.
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>>703013547
ok now why did we have to go HERE?!
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Niggers
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>>703009882

Throw the fucking pot away, fuck. And clean the rest of your house.
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>>703013023
underated
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>>703013561
Yea I cringed when I saw that
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OP please, im dying
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>>703012255
With those maggots inside? Gross
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God I wish I were him
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>>703011823
Sour cream you stupid dummy
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Put maggots in pooper
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>>703012255
what type of bird was it?
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>>703010418
millennial confirmed
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>>703013023
BWHAHAHAHAGA
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>tfw it's midnight and I'm waiting for OP to do something with some maggots
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>>703012365
No way........really?
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>>703014067
A sparrow I caught
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Did OP dead?
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include me in the cap - bobby
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>>703013023
LOLOLOLOL
DO THIS!!!!
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>>703013724
well maybe i will eat shit u faglord
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>>703013287
>Maggot filled goop balloons dropped from 2nd floor.
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>>703013724
>implying being in cap matters
>implying being in a cap no one's ever seen matters
Hope this is bait, cringed hard
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>>703012535
shut up newman
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Include me nogs
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>>703010418
oh shit son what are you doing
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OP, what do you mean when you say cooking a BIRD? like, where you hunting pigeons for pokemon survival or something?
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Ayyy nigga put me in the cap
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Newfag here how do I screencap
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>>703012356
Fuckin kek
Also, good album
>Frankenstein
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>>703009882
or you just clean up after yourself you disgusting fucker. lazy and filthy like my ex wife
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Nah, put this in the cap
>
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Call J.G. Wentworth!
877 CASH NOW
I have an annuity but I need cash now.
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If you get long term payments but you need cash now
Call J.G. Wentworth
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Call jg wentworth
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CALL NOW
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Op is lives in a landfill in south america.
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>>703011722

Like, you poor bastard, eh. ;)
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>>703011259
SON. FUCK.
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OP, describe the smell in detail
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holy shit do something before my erection goes away
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>>703014222
Whack a toddler
>trips commands it
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>>703012535
As someone who hates getting mail. Fuck you.
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Op kill + never timestamped
Was all a hoax
Sage, abort thread
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>>703014143
5h40 am over here
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>>703014548
877 cash noooooooow!
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>>703014365
go to the top of the screen
left click (hold) and carry it to the bottom
then ctrl + C to copy and ctrl + V to paste it in a notepad or MS word
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>>703011389
>there are also some lizards inside
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>>703012009
My dad did this to me when i was a kid. He also fired an unloaded muzzle pistol at point blank range in my face for lulz.
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how do people like this exist, fucking how, literally fucking how, I mother fucking forgot to put some stew up overnight, 6 hours later I threw it out and cleared the pot because I thought it was probably bad. I work around 50 hours a week, I spend every waking hour outside of that making porn video games and sometimes watching southpark or browsing 4chan.

how the fuck are some of you people so fucking filthy
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>>703011632
sounds like you got a pretty full schedule there brah
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>>703011029
where's the bird?
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>>703014322
Finally somebody does ask about that....
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>>703011389
You dirty as fuck wtf.
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Close as my dick will get.
>>703012371
>>703011166
>>703012677
>>703013186
>>703013542
and timestamp
>>703012480
>>703012739
>>703013388
My God, why am I semi-erect?
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>>703015099
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>>703015099
fuck, im out
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>>703015099
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>>703015099
You fucking disgusting madman
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>>703015099
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>>703015099
I NEED AN ADULT
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>>703012365
Hopefully you are use to it because it will be that way for a very long time.
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>>703015099
YOUR FUCKING RETARDED OP
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>>703015099
oh god
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>>703015099
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Put some lizards in the pot to clean it.
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>>703015099
NOOOOOOO

BURN THEM
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>>703015099
Fuck the soup or your mother will die in her sleep tonight faggot
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>>703014643
>>703014643
>>703014643
Op was a trickster , you've been bamboozled , sage/ abort
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>>703015099
First
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>>703015099
good start; now put it in like a true OP would.
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>>703015099
i respect that op
but fuck
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>>703015099
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>>703014067
A cornish game hen
I'm not >>703014161
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>>703011029
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>>703015099

Not close enough son.
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>>703015099
no fucking way
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>>703015099
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>>703015099

OP, insert maggot into dickhole
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>>703015099
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>>703015099
Well, well, well
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>>703015099
What the mother fuck!
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>>703015414
kek
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>>703015364
Ok just the tip
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>>703014161
>letting a pot fill up with maggots
>living in a house full of lizards
>eating a sparrow

What the fuck op
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>>703015099
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I'm OP, and this is my homosexual maggot thread. I post non-timestamped photos here with my old pan and my lizards. Everything in here has a story and a regret. One thing I've learned after 21 years of posting - you never know what is gonna come through that reply.
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leave the pot at your neighbours house
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>>703015099
Now jerk off and shoot a load into the pot.
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>>703015099
I hope one of those escalates through your urethra and you get a godlike orgasm.
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>>703015099
God speed OP
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>>703015099
BURN. KILL. MUTILATE.
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>>703015099
o fuck holy shit OP you madman
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>>703011029
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>>703015492
i want to believe, believe that the age of heroes isn't a long dead myth. that an OP that wasn't a faggot could emerge from this boards hideous hibernation
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>>703015364
I smelt it and changed my mind. Also I couldn't reach the bottom.
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>>703015099
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>>703015492
post pics too
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>>703015099
YOU FUCKING MADMAN
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>>703015099
god is truly dead
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>>703015099
Jesus Christ someone cap this thread already
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>>703015540
You tried with a shit meme and its shit
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>>703015099
Please clean your house. Or pay someone. Why are there maggots??? Why the fuck do you live with lizards??? What the fuck kind of bird did you cook??? Like nigga. This is the weirdest thread I've seen in a long ass time. I fucking love you guys!!
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>>703014161
a sparrow he caught.
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>>703015559
"The escalating maggots of lizard house" by OP
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>>703015540
>I'm OP, and this is my homosexual maggot thread. I post non-timestamped photos here with my old pan and my lizards. Everything in here has a story and a regret. One thing I've learned after 21 years of posting - you never know what is gonna come through that reply.
Sounds good but let me call my expert buddy...
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>>703011166
Lul
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Shove a maggot into the pisshole.
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>>703015684
The fuck you say that for? Because art and beauty still live at least somewhere in this world? How fucking dare you imply god isn't loving this
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>>703015099
A real hero
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>>703015624
then put it somewhere where you can! I've seen OPs three times faggier than you do things three times worse! Hell, I've even drank a pokemon card I found in a parking lot for this board!
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>>703014922
>look at me I'm productive at all times! How can everyone not be just like me?!?!?
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im 12 and wat is this
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ITT: OP just being a massive maggot
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>>703015099
This was the post that will only make me cring
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screenshot this mofo
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>>703015099
>▶
Jerk it with the chicken/maggot residue
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>>703015099
czech meter is off the scales...
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>>703015099
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
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>>703015752
you got it. Nice trips btw faggot.
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>>703015099
The pots already gone to shit so you might as well shit in the pot
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>>703015099
oooh my goood he did it the absolute madman
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>>703015099
Who expected this?
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>>703016012
Thats not how trips work retard
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>>703012677
DO IT FOR THE DUBS!
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>>703015511
sparrowfag wasn't OP
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>>703015850
>drank a pokemon card
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>>703009882
(You) degenerate autistic fuck.
>mfw
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>>703014671
Welp OP the madlad came through
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>>703015099
today OP was not a fag
that's why I still come back here
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>>703015099
PUT MAGGOT IN PENIS HOLE
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Knowing OP he probably won't just throw this pot away. Gonna try to clean this shit and will cook more food with it.
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>>703015099
What if the maggots all formed together into an amalgam, an anthropromorphic miniature maggotman perhaps, and that's it's little hand slipping thru to touch your willy as a sign of friendship? Fuck the maggot man OP
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posting in epic bread
>>
TrNsform
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>>703016211
My grandmother got it for her wedding. I am not going to throw it away.
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>>703016100
ikr nice dubs faggot
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>>703010926
where the fuck do you get a cast iron pot from these days?
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>>703016108
The keks
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>>703015806
god not real
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>>703016211
Why wouldn't you? It can easily be cleaned and be good as new. OK in OPs case he'll probably try and clean it with lizard piss or something, but I'm saying for normal people it would be fine.
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>>703016301
That isnt gonna get you into the screencap

This will though check em
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>>703016366
internet?
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>>703015099
>My God, why am I semi-erect?
Mfw OP has discovered a fetish for maggots
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I'd like to cement my place in history here

OP has reached omega status

has this been screencapped yet?
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Posting in epic bread
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>>703016445
off by one
you had one job and you fucked it up
like your life
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Ok, so I can't find the lighter fluid. I still have some WD40. Also I saw one of the lizards but he ran away before I could take a picture. It was one of those smaller, semi-translucent types. Also, does sharpie damage my penis?
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>>703016366
it's probably a family heirloom

or he's in mexico, they still sell that shit there
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.... and I'm out.
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>>703016351
Your grandmother must be very proud of you
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Hey fag lords quit posting your shit tier reactions image limit is coming up
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>>703015099
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Pls put me in screencap
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>>703015099
maate
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>>703016366
It is my grandmother's. Also outdoors stores and fancy cooking stores have cast iron pots.
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>>703016108
what bird was it then
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>>703016611
Nah u good
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>>703016432
In an organized religion sure, but us madmen OP and i, we have a god, and it's hideous
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>>703012659
2 GET
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>>703015099
You forgot to write "no love deep web"
Nice maggots btw you hairy motherfucker.
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>>703016661
you didnt notice the reply limit yet you noticed that image limit was coming you massive fag
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>>703016432
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Include korey kline in the screencap
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start a new thread op, keep this shit going
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>>703016531
I have a full time job and my coworkers only think I am slightly off. That has to bump me up a level or so.
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OP what do you do with all the lizard crap? Do you just let it lie on the floor???
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>>703016845
never share your power level, have some integrity for the game.
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Include this youtube in the screencap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXJNTAyZns4
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>>703015099
>>
OP is a broken shell of what once was a man.
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>>703016823
No
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>>703016611
Post fire video on YouTube
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>>703016954
that'd be a pretty shitty screen cap then wouldn't it?
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this deserves a simulator more than a screencap
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Maggot peen OP
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>>703015099
living the dream
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>>703016681
Tf is going on in that gif
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>>703016987
naaa just cook them on the stove and live stream
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>>703015099
What the fuck, man
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>>703015099
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I won't be able to sleep tonight.
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>>703016910
I haven't actually seen any lizard poop.
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>>703017036
I love king of fighters! Saved!
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>>703016399
>>703016366
>dub dubs
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>>703017202
Too horny eh?
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>>703016351
Gramma's pottery? You bastard.
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>>703015099
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Fuck I need to sleep for school but this thread is so fucking amazing I can't sleep
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>>703016611
One of these I assume
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>>703017361
Same
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>>703017361
>school
B8
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Posting in epic bread
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>>703016225
What
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>>703016611
>Does sharpie damage my penis?

KEK'd
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>>703010683
Yep, /pol/ owns 4chan now.
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>>703017465
Yo bitch i'ts called college
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Make a new thread OP
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>>703017241
It probably just blends in with the rest of the shit on your floor.
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Ok I am working on the webm now. It didn't work out, but it is something. Stay posted.
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>>703016779
Fuck off moonbitch. we don't take kindly to Christianity
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>>703017397
that looks like it.
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>>703016611
Dude you damaged something more important than your dick.
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>>703017593
I WANT TO BELIEVE I WANT TO BELIEVE I WANT TO BELIEVE
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>>703016225
Why, Do you think like this ?
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>>703017361
Same im in my jammys right now
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>>703013461
Make a similar pic except with a coon instead. Been feeding coons several pounds of dogfood a day.
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>>703015343
The Fuck? is that a peacock?
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>>703015099
Jesus Christ son..
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404 coment
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>>703016108
nice chode op, too bad you never use it
>more pubes than a 70s porno
>pot full of maggots
>house full of lizards
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gonna need a new thread
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