Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
P.S. Please come back to us, voiceover girl. I miss you.
gee reimu, how come asian moot lets you have TWO threads
I was rather enjoying the end of that last thread.
Like feet yet?
Because rules are for user satisfaction! Hiroyuki is the best.
*This is purrfect since i just woke up and noticed that i entirely lost the first thread! Why do you want so badly that person to return here anyways? I thought you were just kidding but i'm not that sure anymore now.*
I ron't have much on my phone though, have some ass.
Watch some vids with chill vibes, maybe some white noise to help you sleep.
What about it?
Watch lots of cute slice of life anime and fantasize. Otherwise, nothing!
My only class tomorrow is chemistry. So far, we've only been learning basic stuff that I already knew from high school chem, and my professor is by far the most boring one I have. It's at 9:30 and goes for an hour and a half. Should I skip so I can catch up on my sleep, or should I go just to make sure I'm not missing anything?
Because she was a lot of fun! Why else?
Close enough, buns.
Are you new?
Those aren't dubs, anon.
Butt is okay too.
Don't "cute" me.
The short anon banter before it 404'd.
You probably could get away with skipping, just make sure you don't make it a habit! It's very easy to get lazy in college since no one is scolding you for messing up.
What a nice lewd!
That's a nice butt.
*I suggest to take part of it, it's always better to give your professors a good impression of you, and usually skipping the first day doesn't help with that.*
*I don't think she likes us that much judging from what she said in her last audio message through.*
Hello everyone. How are you guys?
Hey man, if I had a chance to magically or scientifically change into a cute loli or a cute girl...
I would fucking take it in a heartbeat
I'm just saying that perfectly becoming the opposite gender like you were born that way is unfortunately very unlikely
Hehe~ How are you doing tonight?
FUFUFUFUFUFU. FUFUFU. FUFUFUFUFUFUFU. FUFUFU. Progress.
I'm like a stripper, you can look but not touching.
It is indeed a very nice butt.
Feeling pretty average. How are you?
Or a trap...
Now, insult us.
D'aww! What a cute voice~
Same here. Well, they probably did, but I could've listened and saved myself a lot of trouble.
Why do you think that?
I don't know what that is unless you're talking about eating.
Follow your dreams, anon!
Hi there, Kok-
I mean, Kotori.
Pretty good~ Yourself?
*Hi sweet, why you are not happy with the gender you currently have?*
Hi Reisen! You are very experienced with love stuff, right?*
Eric here. Have you ever done bad things or been deep friends with people who have done bad things? It makes me perplexed and disgruntled that I thrive while others struggle. I am blessed in life.
See, the thing about people who don't like us is... as long as they're funny, creative, and not too disruptive, they can still be likeable.
It's like the curse guy! He doesn't cause any harm, and sometimes he's funny. If you actually got mad at him for what he does, you're missing the point. It's best to be laid back about stuff like that, or else you're gonna get trolled a lot around here.
I found her funny, and I'd love to see her back here again. She may have thought she was doing something mean and making fun of us, but we all had a pretty good time with it anyway!
Should I not?
Don't give up, anon!
I asked Shinmyoumaru to wish you well with her nifty hammer thingy. We'll see if she follows through.
hi kotori, im pretty good. how are you?
if its what i think it is then you might wanna urban dictionary it
if it counts you can have my satan trips i got before the last thread died
Then you can't touch either.
My karma must be fucked now, you?>>703012768
I believe in you!
*Oh i see, you seem to be very patient based on what you said, so you would hate someone only if he/she did that towards your threads/friends.*
I'll give up if I want to!
I'm not entirely sure I want those ones.
That's not how this is supposed to work at all. How else am I going to give you a lap dance?
It's because... well, science would tell you it's because there's no such thing as karma or anything like that.
If you want the spiritual explanation, Shinto tells us that the gods are pretty much amoral. They're not there to make sure we do good, or punish us when we're bad. They're just there, existing alongside us with their own properties. They're all different, and the only thing they have in common is that they have the purity of nature, which is totally separate from our own conceptions of good and evil.
Pretty good! Today, I defeated two earth warlords in an earth game with Reimu! We claimed victory together. It was glorious~
Isn't that right?
Oh? Love stuff? Ahaha, well perhaps not *very* but why don't you give me a try, hmm?
No, I'm perfectly fine, it is just that being a cute girl or would be incrediby awesome in my opinion
If I really was unhappy with my gender, I would try to do something about it, like become a trap or undergo surgery
I am perfectly fine with the equipment I was assigned
Don't eat cirnos!
Same here. Average is good.
Pretty okay here.
Oh no...stop being sick it's been too long!
Hehe, you can if you want!
Whoa! ¡How epic!
W-what's an 'earth game'?
You're the best! If I'm well by this weekend, we'll need to kick some alien/asteroid butt in CounterAttack!
I can't be who I used to be. I was outgoing and funny, but only once I got to know people. Now that I am older and am around new people, I am shy and anxious again. I can't get comfortable around people. I have a fiancee, but she's the only person, save for a few, that I am comfortable around. I am taking prescription meds but I don't know if I can afford a therapist.
So you can touch me but I can't touch you but then how is there even any contact?
Call us nerds or something mean, you meanie.
Come what may, I prefer knowing the truth.
I'm just a little bored, I suppose.
All those replies, nice to see how popular you got~
Am I being mean?
I get back from a shower to see a notification of a new thread and I see this! Cease this heresy!
tell them they're waifus a shit
Was a nice try if I say so myself
Yeah hopefully we can clear it next time. Or just go unlocking more shit.
>Equipment i was assigned
*You killed me with that sentence.*
*I didn't save that unfortunately...i fear no one did that actually.*
*So it's fine if i ask you some advices?*
>Average is good.
Well, it's not bad at the very least.
I am still hesitant.
You can't touch me just, like, with your hands. Especially for booping.
But it is the breakfast of champions
Hey. I want to save money to buy a 1973 Dodge Challenger. Will I be able to get the car? Or will I settle for something else? If I'm settling for something else can you tell me what car I got?
Indeed, just like this is.
>I have a cat.
What kind of cat?
Cute anime girls don't drive
Were you even trying? It's as far away from dubs as possible and nowhere near trying for trips either.
Hah. I'm sorry I'm so bad at gaaaames. I kept crashing into the ground..! But yes, we'll get better next time and unlock lots and lots more stuff.
And Kotori has the game too! So we could try doing 3 player sometime.
Nothing, just chillin. What's up with your karma?
Cirnos are not for eating!
Now I'm intrigued. Tell me more about Shinto. I a, very knowledgable of the bible. I have read much of it and taken a few theology classes. I am most familiar with the Old Testament and the prophesies.
First thing I wan to ask, does the Shinto practitioner believe in what we Christians call demons? Some of us believe in demonology. I am vaguely familiar with kami but I know that's different.
In Christianity, we believe that demons can haunt us. suppose you are sexually assaulted one day, that is Satan sending one of his demons to hurt you. The lasting effects of that sexual assault are symbolized as the demon taking hold of your psyche.
I say all this because I believe I am under spiritual attack. I have many traumas. Many demons.
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before him and said with a loud voice, “What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me.” For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man.
Jesus then asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” for many demons had entered him.
It's called "Civilization V"! It's a strange thing and would be much better if it were on the moon but I like it.
Silly, it's always okay to do that.
I wouldn't say I'd hate them, but I wouldn't want them around if they were causing actual harm in some way.
I think just by being here you have to have some degree of immunity to being offended by simple insults or mockery or people saying "get out of mom's basement you weeb retard", or else you're gonna have a bad time.
https(colon slash slash) puu(dot)sh(slash)r1Z0p (dot) mp3
That's right! We really showed those Huns and Zulus who was boss.
The kind of pic relates who drain your soul until you die.
Here is there, where elsewhere?
My name is Michael I'm 20 years old and a total loser and no one cares about me and the only thing keeping me going is that i might see her again ( aya ) and we might be together before my time is up and i go to heaven or purgatory or the 7 levels of dantrs kitchen or whatever im a total loser who has only loved.one little selfish bitch in my life and no one understa ds nobody and all I want is her..... my penis has autism nd my brain is bipolar I cant distinguish reality from.not real i feel like ive been. On an elevator or boat for yhe last 7 years of my life..
How do I find her...
How can we.be together... I can't play the 82 notes of a piano or kick a soccer ball 3 miles or get a 4.6 GPA or travel the world and see 90 countries or bake cookies or have a party every night or invest in bonds and futures and options and yield 500 million dollars or have 3 stripper girlfriends from every too magazine but pleaseeeeeee i need this bit h..
Oops i mean girl sorry forgot /b/ is technically thr same thing as high school
*Laughing and smiling is a good thing, so i'd say you did it in a positive way.*
Too bad you saved the thumbnail from the earlier visit.
So, can I rub you with my wrist? What about the forearms? Can I give you a back massage with my feet?>>703015154
I'd rather not go into that publicly, what are you doing for chilling?
You're so mean, how could you? :,^(
You're shit, like everyone elses waifus, except mine, mine is the best.
Hey you were pretty good, except for that part.
Nothing like watching you make sudden lithobraking maneuvers. 3p sounds good, maybe even 4 if we're daring enough.
Totally not popular~ I'm not around enough for that.
Well it's okay if they're tasty.
Shinto is a folk religion that usually comes with lots of other beliefs on top of the core. That includes belief in youkai which are the closest to what you would call a demon. There are countless youkai all around, and they can even be born from things like household objects that have existed for a long time without breaking and grown their own personalities. Much like humans and kami, they vary in their personalities and motivations. Some are decent, some are terrible.
*Am i one of the ones you don't want around then?*
*Always good to bother you whenever i like? No, i don't think that's the case.*
I don't do the readings I just make fun of people. Try yelling at Reimu if she's not busy counting her donations HA HA HA
Here could be anywhere depending on the context.
Rub what part of me, exactly~? You are more than welcome to the last one though.
Anything interesting happen in your life recently?
That wasn't me, that was the voiceover girl from last week. I thought that's what you were asking for!
Remi Remi Remi!~
Is it Remi-nee-sama?
The board is moving too fast!
I guess I am.
Oh of course! I see.
Did you actually finish that one anime we were watching?
But the age old question is, where is there if not here?
Really your post was just in a bad place thanks to >>703014736
They're both voice channels on my discord server
Oh, it's a new thread?
I went to take a shower and fell asleep...
Nope! I'm still holding out for you.
Some time for sure!
I am going to let you finish but Patchouli Knowledge is best 2hu waifu of all time
I suppose so.
Apparently they're not everywhere.
Sleeping in the shower? Sounds like a great habit to get into.
Sounds sort of similar to our demons actually. Traditional demonology holds that Hell has a very rigidly organized political system including kings, Dukes, lords, etc. Some are identified and named and each have their own traits and personalities. Some are evil. Some are furious beasts. Some are simply teachers and the list goes on.
What are good things to read about Shinto? If you want to learn more about demonology, look up the Lesser Key of Solomon.
I don't see why not. She's one of those dutiful types who would probably take her job as big sister pretty seriously.
Remi is the best nee-chan!
Awh, don't say that!
That makes me feel terrible.
I actually ended up finishing it.
YOU WIN A DATE WITH REIMU
It isn't a bother. Go on.
Have you ever played?
H-Hey, I was just being dedicated to emergency landings just in case! That's all..
4p would be nice too. Does the difficulty scale with the amount of players added?
Your feet of course! That and several other weak spots!
*Can't do that right now unfortunately, is it still ok if i ask you tomorrow?*
Yeah, I think so too. I used to always imagine her being very protective and spending a lot of time with me and always being there for me, when she's not working in the garden or tending to Lady Yuyuko or anything. To others she might seem a little bit rough just to make sure that I'm safe, but when it's just us she'd be happy and affectionate and we'd hug and snuggle. Do you think one day I'll get to meet her? I hope she isn't creeped out by me thinking about this stuff.
Fufufu~ Got it!
I have! Not in awhile though.
Maybe two or three playthroughs by myself.
I dunno, not really a fan of it, I suppose.
Want me to leave?
You're making my brain hurt.
My weak spots? I'm not sure if I can readily agree to that.
All 2hus are good
Of course, love. No worries~ I'm here whenever you need, silly.
My skin is now dry and cracking away.
Youmu invited ME to ab, I l like them.
I curse myself for losing my headphones
It's okay, mine hurts too.
D-Don't influence people to go after Reimu-chan!
There will be pudding.
Is heartstone like the new generationg of Yu-Gi-Oh?
You're all just flaunting those trips in my face.
I could get trips if I wanted to.
How can you go wrong with that booty?
Do you want me to rub it and make it feel better?
Vanilla? I'm only sold if it's vanilla.
Hard to say where to start reading, since most of the best resources I can think of are in Japanese. I guess you'll have to do a lot of googling!
I'm actually pretty familiar with the Lesser Key of Solomon. I had a phase where I was super into /x/ and I read up on a lot of things like that back then. The magic of Abrahamelin was one I read pretty extensively and it's heavily related.
No worries. I'm sure my voice would be even more awkward, but I think she was doing that on purpose.
Who knows? She spends most of her time in the Netherworld though, and I wouldn't advise wandering around there too much.
If anything, she'd be super embarrassed if she knew someone out there was thinking about her like that, but probably not in an offended sort of way.
Didn't get the trips on purpose!
Definitely read about two things. Ars Goetia and the Lesser Key of Solomon.
Also, read this passage from Luke chapter 8
Then they sailed to the country of the Gerasenes, which is opposite Galilee. When Jesus had stepped out on land, there met him a man from the city who had demons. For a long time he had worn no clothes, and he had not lived in a house but among the tombs. When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before him and said with a loud voice, “What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me.” For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. (For many a time it had seized him. He was kept under guard and bound with chains and shackles, but he would break the bonds and be driven by the demon into the desert.) Jesus then asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” for many demons had entered him. And they begged him not to command them to depart into the abyss. Now a large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside, and they begged him to let them enter these. So he gave them permission. Then the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.
I wanna hear your voice now.
I bet mine's worse!
Same~ Isn't it wonderful to have a choice in these matters!
Sure, when are we getting married?
sorry I fell through a dimensional rift and landed in the wrong game.....help :'(
Oh, if you're an American, you could always visit the Tsubaki Grand Shrine there. Or just the website, I guess.
Would you want to try playing with friends? Like meeee?
That doesn't sound half bad currently, but I feel like it's the alcohol talking.
M-married? I'm afraid of commitment.
It is most certainly the alcohol talking.
If I had rolled quads you'd all be licking my feet
Something like that. I think Yu-Gi-Oh is a little bit more difficult though
You can stay here... if you want to
We can take it easy if you want :^)
I don't know, maybe. It's a big leap to make from being total strangers, after all. You'd probably have to have some kind of bonding character arc with her or something.
As for the Netherworld, well... there are various forms of dead people wandering around. Ghosts, zombies, death-related youkai... so it's not somewhere a normal human should wander for sure.
...oh hey, maybe you can get in trouble and Youmu can save you! That'd be a good opener, I guess.
Hmmmm~ I suppose we could try!
But how do we go around doing it?
We aren't 'friends'~
Remiremi! I'll pat and rub you anywhere if it makes you feel better!
I'm a good imouto!
That was pretty close.
I wouldn't be licking your feet, w-what do you take me for? Some degenerate?
Dubs ain't shit
More like a hundredth of a quad
I would post more if I had any. Lucky for you I'm too lazy to go get more right now.
My my. You're so forward Nep.
I wanna play don't starve again sometime.
Oh, but did you lose the map?
>this nigga gets it in two tries
>i still haven't got dubs all thread
I'll donate this GET if you want.
Well then we'll just have to change that, won't we?
Here! And have a free complimentary finger massage too, complete with wet spacebunny tongue.
I'll take your word for it then.
No need to Flanflan, I'll just sleep it over.
>Knight of Cups
An opportunity to learn via a friend or lover. Broadening horizons. New philosophies. Gifts and romance. Loyalty.
>Five of Swords
Overwhelming opposition. Thwarted by obstacles. Loss of confidence. Sometimes being made to suffer the sins of others. Lack of strength and resources.
>Six of Swords
An unpleasant atmosphere. Harassment. Frustration.
Sorry, Anonymous... But it does sound like you'll have a nice love life!
I lost the whole game, pretty much. CYRI says it won't run on this computer-- I could try, but any amount of video lag would probably render it unplayable sadly.
Nice dubs bro
Check these too
I'd turn 360 and walk away
I don't need your charity!
I do appreciate it though.
Take your big nose face and your tildes and get out of here!
What is up with this magic they shoot so many bullets out and use their spell cards to fight each other.... I want to go home back where I use a bit of magic to throw some trash on people and that it
Depending on the mess.
Oh wow, it didn't seem that demanding. Bit demanding at all.
Is there harm in trying though?
No but you'll have done something at least
Blonde is what everyone expects you to like. Black haired girls are the call back to your primal nature, the first girls ever to walk this planet!
We were being beautiful before those Aryan witches even existed!
I talk to youkai on an almost daily basis. I might talk to more youkai than humans... anyway, they can be pretty sociable and they're all different just like humans. There is a certain something about their nature though that's alien to what we understand. It's hard to describe... I guess it's sort of an unashamed pride, like they know exactly what they are and where their place in the universe is and they just act it out without second guessing.
There most certainly are youkai around you no matter where you go, but if they cause you trouble, just call a shrine maiden or priest to exorcise them!
Yep. Being clean and having clean surroundings is a good way to boost your mood, even if it's subtle! Hoarders, those people who live in nasty, cluttered houses, usually get that way because of depression. But the more they hoard, the more depressed and hopeless they get about ever cleaning it up. It's a vicious cycle.
Well, uh...here's my desk. It's not as bad as it usually is. I take one day every once in a while and try to purge it and tell myself I'm going to keep it clean but then it just happens again.
I'm sorry, that image was probably great before it was filtered through pixel hell.
Oh..? Did you get all shy on me now?
Here, have mine, dear. I got them here.
All yours, love.
I'm sorry ;_;
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound sarcastic, I really didn't know.
That's going to be a problem. Eating in front of people feels too weird, and I don't like to be away from my computer. If I lived alone that might be okay, but I think for now I have to eat in my room
I just want to state a bit in general.
This is the unfortunate trackie talking here, donation goes to whoever gets a 9 in their last digit. Not a few days later, I overexerted myself and had to take it easy for a couple weeks. When I returned, my leg healed, but not fully. My legs being unconditioned for track didn't help at all. Needless to say, I was in pain and with no energy. But just a question personally, why the /b/ board? With your current junior trainers and pics you use, you *could* be in /jp/. The problem there is that LReimu would need Questionable content rather than Explicit. Not saying you should move, just... Why a board on a site renowned for its fiendish tricks? To shed light?
/b/ is where I stumbled on my predecessor, and I guess I came to see it as the default place. I can guess at why she chose it based on the things she said-- she was here to convince Anonymous that he could be a force of love rather than the internet hate machine. Back then there was a lot more RP involved too, which I've always seen as something that's banned on all boards, but less strictly enforced here. So when I started my shrine, I started it here anticipating that, even though RP isn't a big part of it anymore. And partly out of habit and tradition.
If you don't mind me replying, I think it's because since /b/ is a place full of self hatred, here is where people need help the most, it's is indeed incredible how we are able to achieve a emviroment like this but, hey, somehow it still keeps going, what I'm trying to say is, even though /b/ is renowed for being an awful place for most, they still appreciate the help and comfort we offer, in a place full of hoatility and hate.
Its a bit different in this world than where I'm from. They're not visible here, because of all the doubt created by science. That's why Gensokyo exists, to protect humans from youkai and to protect youkai from fading.
Imagine yourself wherever you currently are. Take the "camera" and zoom out until you're looking at yourself from above. Try to feel out your surroundings in that mental image and see if anything else appears.
It feels a bit strange...I'm not sure exactly what you mean, but I tried to zoom out and see a mental image panning up, and the only think I really "felt" I guess you could say, not necessarily in paranormal terms, was my computer desk, where I spend most of my time. It's the only other major piece of furniture I have in my room though. I'm scared that I'm just imagining things though...how do I know?
I don't want to type my identity as 'The Unfortunate Trackie', as it's too long. I guess Tut for short works, though it'd be tUT. Whatever, I'm thinking too hard on that. And is it not fitting my name for myself is similar to my current reading I'm bound to?
It's scary...but, I still want to learn more. Do they speak to you in this world? I'd like to get to talk to one, or any spirit, for that matter. Unfortunately I don't live near any Shinto shrines or priests though, you and some Internet articles are all I have.
Here, I'll give you a card even though the shrine is closed.
>Knight of Wands
Search your feelings, past the worries and doubts. Do you believe she's safe, and just want confirmation of that?
Hmm...well, thank you for talking with me, Reimu. I'm still really interested so I guess I'll just try to research a bit more. Would you mind if we talked more the next time you come around? And, goodnight!
I don't mind, although I am a little wary of giving you the wrong advice in that regard. It's pretty much something you'll have to decide for yourself whether it's real or not. The answer is right or wrong depending on who you ask, so I don't want to influence you too much.
I want to believe she is.
That's good to hear, although in the past, friend never bodes well
Thank you both, so much. I can sleep now. I'm sorry if this is delayed, my internet is terrible tonight