Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
P.S. Please come back to us, voiceover girl. I miss you.
Post vocaroos!
At the last second, too
Also third
-Sweet Roll
First?
gee reimu, how come asian moot lets you have TWO threads
I was rather enjoying the end of that last thread.
meow
-meowbot
>Bumping with bump limit
I just love our anons.
I wish I was born a cute Loli. How do I fix that?
>>703010000
Nya~
Checked
>>703010000
The legendary quads
>>703009914
Eighth!
>>703009997
Adorable.
>>703010000
Like feet yet?
>>703010034
And I love your feet images.
please help, I have college tomorrow and I'm anxious.
>>703009960
Because rules are for user satisfaction! Hiroyuki is the best.
>>703010303
Sleep.
>>703009686
*This is purrfect since i just woke up and noticed that i entirely lost the first thread! Why do you want so badly that person to return here anyways? I thought you were just kidding but i'm not that sure anymore now.*
>>703010303
Is it the first day? Everyone is anxious. You don't do anything besides get syllabuses usually anyway.
>>703010204
I ron't have much on my phone though, have some ass.
>>703009997
Cute.
>>703010303
Watch some vids with chill vibes, maybe some white noise to help you sleep.
>>703009997
What about it?
>>703010052
Watch lots of cute slice of life anime and fantasize. Otherwise, nothing!
>>703010303
About what?
>>703010303
>>703009686
Except 007 dubs. Those don't count apparently.
My only class tomorrow is chemistry. So far, we've only been learning basic stuff that I already knew from high school chem, and my professor is by far the most boring one I have. It's at 9:30 and goes for an hour and a half. Should I skip so I can catch up on my sleep, or should I go just to make sure I'm not missing anything?
Sup
>>703010481
Because she was a lot of fun! Why else?
>>703010052
With some miracle of science and/or magic, mate
Which I'm afraid is highly unlikely to happen
-Sweet Roll
>>703010148
Close enough, buns.
>>703010686
Are you new?
Those aren't dubs, anon.
Toasting on fresh bread
>>703010601
Butt is okay too.
Don't "cute" me.
>>703010605
The short anon banter before it 404'd.
>>703010937
Shhhh.
>>703010843
Suck to be me. I actually study just for this goal. I trust quantum computing and nanotechnology. I am not crazy. You are. :)
>>703010746
You probably could get away with skipping, just make sure you don't make it a habit! It's very easy to get lazy in college since no one is scolding you for messing up.
>>703010148
a bit, i guess
-meowbot
>>703010797
Yo Lewdmu.
>>703010818
Amen.
>>703011039
*boop*
>>703010797
What a nice lewd!
>>703011157
Thanks. I've heard that a disproportionately high number of people skip his class anyway
>>703009686
>>703009877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d832ATAn2u
>>703011039
Ooh, shhh.
That's a nice butt.
>>703009686
I'm not sure about my worthiness to walk among the living and I believe I am under spiritual attack. My name is Eric.
>>703011157
Fuck I wish someone had told me something like this when I was one highschool
Reimu, is belly stuffing wrong?
>>703010746
*I suggest to take part of it, it's always better to give your professors a good impression of you, and usually skipping the first day doesn't help with that.*
>>703010818
*I don't think she likes us that much judging from what she said in her last audio message through.*
One day I'm gonna be a cute boy!
Hello everyone. How are you guys?
>>703011052
Hey man, if I had a chance to magically or scientifically change into a cute loli or a cute girl...
I would fucking take it in a heartbeat
I'm just saying that perfectly becoming the opposite gender like you were born that way is unfortunately very unlikely
-Sweet Roll
>>703011764
hi
i ate parts of cirno in the previous thread
-meowbot
>>703010937
Hehe~ How are you doing tonight?
>>703011243
FUFUFUFUFUFU. FUFUFU. FUFUFUFUFUFUFU. FUFUFU. Progress.
>>703011353
Hey, hey!
I'm like a stripper, you can look but not touching.
>>703011545
It is indeed a very nice butt.
>>703011764
Feeling pretty average. How are you?
>>703011764
Yo!
>>703011732
Or a trap...
>>703011530
Now, insult us.
>>703011530
D'aww! What a cute voice~
>>703011649
Same here. Well, they probably did, but I could've listened and saved myself a lot of trouble.
>>703011602
Why do you think that?
>>703011665
I don't know what that is unless you're talking about eating.
>>703011764
Still sick.
>>703012278
Forgot my image!
>>703011052
Follow your dreams, anon!
>>703011764
Hi there, Kok-
I mean, Kotori.
>>703012014
Pretty good~ Yourself?
>>703011353
What's up?
>>703011445
Hell yeah
>>703011764
Hello there
>>703012381
>Kok-
>>703011961
*Hi sweet, why you are not happy with the gender you currently have?*
>>703012014
Hi Reisen! You are very experienced with love stuff, right?*
>all these dubs
>none of them belong to me
FeelsBadMan
>>703012229
Eric here. Have you ever done bad things or been deep friends with people who have done bad things? It makes me perplexed and disgruntled that I thrive while others struggle. I am blessed in life.
>>703011701
See, the thing about people who don't like us is... as long as they're funny, creative, and not too disruptive, they can still be likeable.
It's like the curse guy! He doesn't cause any harm, and sometimes he's funny. If you actually got mad at him for what he does, you're missing the point. It's best to be laid back about stuff like that, or else you're gonna get trolled a lot around here.
I found her funny, and I'd love to see her back here again. She may have thought she was doing something mean and making fun of us, but we all had a pretty good time with it anyway!
>>703012679
Ah.
Should I not?
>>703012768
Don't give up, anon!
>>703012355
I asked Shinmyoumaru to wish you well with her nifty hammer thingy. We'll see if she follows through.
>>703012078
Uh...that might be a little hard, are you sure you would want that? What should I even say? I can't swear sorry
>>703012229
Thanks a bunch Reimu! I'm happy to see you!
>>703011530
not bad
>>703011764
hi kotori, im pretty good. how are you?
>>703012229
if its what i think it is then you might wanna urban dictionary it
>>703012768
if it counts you can have my satan trips i got before the last thread died
>>703012042
Then you can't touch either.
>>703012500
My karma must be fucked now, you?>>703012768
I believe in you!
>>703013028
Do it!
>>703012814
>>703011701
Link to audio?
If you enjoy what you are doing, you are indeed likeable.
chekum
>>703012814
*Oh i see, you seem to be very patient based on what you said, so you would hate someone only if he/she did that towards your threads/friends.*
![[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 20 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.13_[2016.08.16_23.33.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2FwQCt8.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Re Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu - 20 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.13_[2016.08.16_23.33.14].jpg")
>>703012925
I'll give up if I want to!
>>703013095
I'm not entirely sure I want those ones.
>>703013255
That's not how this is supposed to work at all. How else am I going to give you a lap dance?
>>703012797
It's because... well, science would tell you it's because there's no such thing as karma or anything like that.
If you want the spiritual explanation, Shinto tells us that the gods are pretty much amoral. They're not there to make sure we do good, or punish us when we're bad. They're just there, existing alongside us with their own properties. They're all different, and the only thing they have in common is that they have the purity of nature, which is totally separate from our own conceptions of good and evil.
>>703012381
Pretty good! Today, I defeated two earth warlords in an earth game with Reimu! We claimed victory together. It was glorious~
>>703012229
Isn't that right?
>>703012700
Oh? Love stuff? Ahaha, well perhaps not *very* but why don't you give me a try, hmm?
>>703012700
No, I'm perfectly fine, it is just that being a cute girl or would be incrediby awesome in my opinion
If I really was unhappy with my gender, I would try to do something about it, like become a trap or undergo surgery
I am perfectly fine with the equipment I was assigned
-Sweet Roll
>>703011997
Don't eat cirnos!
>>703012042
Same here. Average is good.
>>703012078
>>703012500
Hello!
>>703013095
Pretty okay here.
>>703012355
>>703012278
Oh no...stop being sick it's been too long!
>>703012381
>>703012925
Hehe, you can if you want!
>>703013489
it'll be fiiiiiine...probably
>>703013329
Nice singles.
>>703013489
Ganbatte~
>>703013689
Whoa! ¡How epic!
W-what's an 'earth game'?
>>703013001
You're the best! If I'm well by this weekend, we'll need to kick some alien/asteroid butt in CounterAttack!
>>703012925
...
>>703013255
But I don't know what to say!!
I can't be who I used to be. I was outgoing and funny, but only once I got to know people. Now that I am older and am around new people, I am shy and anxious again. I can't get comfortable around people. I have a fiancee, but she's the only person, save for a few, that I am comfortable around. I am taking prescription meds but I don't know if I can afford a therapist.
>>703013489
So you can touch me but I can't touch you but then how is there even any contact?
>>703013973
Call us nerds or something mean, you meanie.
Come what may, I prefer knowing the truth.
>>703013923
I'm just a little bored, I suppose.
All those replies, nice to see how popular you got~
>>703013951
Aah.
Am I being mean?
>>703011997
I get back from a shower to see a notification of a new thread and I see this! Cease this heresy!
- Cirno
>>703013923
i can eat them if i want
i hope one tastes like ice cream already
-meowbot
>>703013973
tell them they're waifus a shit
>>703013941
Was a nice try if I say so myself
>>703013951
Yeah hopefully we can clear it next time. Or just go unlocking more shit.
I'm an horrible person. I hate myself. Please kill me. Meme cancer destroyed every single neurons in my brain. Kill me. I have a cat. Please me die. Help.
>H
>E
>L
>P
-Sweet Roll
>>703013712
>Equipment i was assigned
*You killed me with that sentence.*
>>703013268
*I didn't save that unfortunately...i fear no one did that actually.*
>>703013689
*So it's fine if i ask you some advices?*
>>703014335
>CHOMP
...tastes like ice cream
WOOHOO
-meowbot
>>703013923
>Average is good.
Well, it's not bad at the very least.
>>703013939
I am still hesitant.
>>703013941
Hmph.
>>703014168
You can't touch me just, like, with your hands. Especially for booping.
>>703013923
But it is the breakfast of champions
read the next 7 after these dubs
What's the best way to get a girlfriend in college? I've been single my whole life and I'm ready to end that.
>>703009686
Hey. I want to save money to buy a 1973 Dodge Challenger. Will I be able to get the car? Or will I settle for something else? If I'm settling for something else can you tell me what car I got?
>>703014408
Indeed, just like this is.
Check 'em.
>>703014464
>I have a cat.
What kind of cat?
>>703014464
No
>>703014480
In a good way or a bad way?
-Sweet Roll
Here we are again.
>>703014779
Cute anime girls don't drive
>>703014816
Were you even trying? It's as far away from dubs as possible and nowhere near trying for trips either.
>>703014973
Where is here, anyway?
>>703014464
Here ya go
>>703014408
Hah. I'm sorry I'm so bad at gaaaames. I kept crashing into the ground..! But yes, we'll get better next time and unlock lots and lots more stuff.
And Kotori has the game too! So we could try doing 3 player sometime.
>>703013255
Nothing, just chillin. What's up with your karma?
>>703014575
Cirnos are not for eating!
>>703014490
I'm sure I taste very delicious, but that's only for Reimu-chan!
>>703014575
Point proven! I'm delicious! I guess.
- Cirno
>>703013540
Now I'm intrigued. Tell me more about Shinto. I a, very knowledgable of the bible. I have read much of it and taken a few theology classes. I am most familiar with the Old Testament and the prophesies.
First thing I wan to ask, does the Shinto practitioner believe in what we Christians call demons? Some of us believe in demonology. I am vaguely familiar with kami but I know that's different.
In Christianity, we believe that demons can haunt us. suppose you are sexually assaulted one day, that is Satan sending one of his demons to hurt you. The lasting effects of that sexual assault are symbolized as the demon taking hold of your psyche.
I say all this because I believe I am under spiritual attack. I have many traumas. Many demons.
When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before him and said with a loud voice, “What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me.” For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man.
Jesus then asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” for many demons had entered him.
>>703013941
It's called "Civilization V"! It's a strange thing and would be much better if it were on the moon but I like it.
>>703014480
Silly, it's always okay to do that.
>>703013454
I wouldn't say I'd hate them, but I wouldn't want them around if they were causing actual harm in some way.
I think just by being here you have to have some degree of immunity to being offended by simple insults or mockery or people saying "get out of mom's basement you weeb retard", or else you're gonna have a bad time.
>>703013268
https(colon slash slash) puu(dot)sh(slash)r1Z0p (dot) mp3
>>703013689
That's right! We really showed those Huns and Zulus who was boss.
>>703014816
The kind of pic relates who drain your soul until you die.
-Sweet Roll
>>703015160
no
it's mine now
>giant chomp
-meowbot
>>703015119
Here is there, where elsewhere?
>>703009686
My name is Michael I'm 20 years old and a total loser and no one cares about me and the only thing keeping me going is that i might see her again ( aya ) and we might be together before my time is up and i go to heaven or purgatory or the 7 levels of dantrs kitchen or whatever im a total loser who has only loved.one little selfish bitch in my life and no one understa ds nobody and all I want is her..... my penis has autism nd my brain is bipolar I cant distinguish reality from.not real i feel like ive been. On an elevator or boat for yhe last 7 years of my life..
How do I find her...
How can we.be together... I can't play the 82 notes of a piano or kick a soccer ball 3 miles or get a 4.6 GPA or travel the world and see 90 countries or bake cookies or have a party every night or invest in bonds and futures and options and yield 500 million dollars or have 3 stripper girlfriends from every too magazine but pleaseeeeeee i need this bit h..
Oops i mean girl sorry forgot /b/ is technically thr same thing as high school
>>703014889
*Laughing and smiling is a good thing, so i'd say you did it in a positive way.*
>>703014168
I'm not a meanie! I'm just saying it because you wanted me to... ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1usv9lV66lw
I don't actually think you guys are nerds this isn't real!
>>703015450
Too bad you saved the thumbnail from the earlier visit.
>>703014512
So, can I rub you with my wrist? What about the forearms? Can I give you a back massage with my feet?>>703015154
I'd rather not go into that publicly, what are you doing for chilling?
>>703015497
You're so mean, how could you? :,^(
>>703014779
You're shit, like everyone elses waifus, except mine, mine is the best.
>>703015282
Fake
Since when have I posted images?
-Sweet Roll
>>703015137
Hey you were pretty good, except for that part.
Nothing like watching you make sudden lithobraking maneuvers. 3p sounds good, maybe even 4 if we're daring enough.
>>703015024
I thought you guys could tell me my fortune what chicanery is this? Also there is a anime with female drivers in it but they drive skylines and shit not American muscle cars
>>703015424
>>703014329
Totally not popular~ I'm not around enough for that.
>>703014385
>>703014385
Well it's okay if they're tasty.
>>703014512
Yup yup.
>>703015640
I'm sorry, I don't actually think that I thought you just wanted me to say it!
>>703015267
>Audio link
Your voice is awkward, you don't feel comfortable about what you are doing. Else I don't see what's wrong with it.
>>703015640
Dude wtf? What waifu? I don't got one. Im a lonely depressed piece of shit Mexican trying to buy a muscle car like 3 times my age
>>703015172
Shinto is a folk religion that usually comes with lots of other beliefs on top of the core. That includes belief in youkai which are the closest to what you would call a demon. There are countless youkai all around, and they can even be born from things like household objects that have existed for a long time without breaking and grown their own personalities. Much like humans and kami, they vary in their personalities and motivations. Some are decent, some are terrible.
>>703015267
*Am i one of the ones you don't want around then?*
>>703015208
*Always good to bother you whenever i like? No, i don't think that's the case.*
>>703015717
I don't do the readings I just make fun of people. Try yelling at Reimu if she's not busy counting her donations HA HA HA
>>703015415
Here could be anywhere depending on the context.
>>703015640
Rub what part of me, exactly~? You are more than welcome to the last one though.
>>703015786
Anything interesting happen in your life recently?
>>703015879
That wasn't me, that was the voiceover girl from last week. I thought that's what you were asking for!
>>703015424
Lies he is an alien
>btw welcome to your 20's everyone feel the same at that age
>>703016092
Ohh ok I wasn't sure if you were op since you're the first to respond
>>703014973
Remi Remi Remi!~
Is it Remi-nee-sama?
>>703015024
The board is moving too fast!
>>703015137
Aaah.
I guess I am.
>>703015208
Oh of course! I see.
>>703015786
I suppose~
Did you actually finish that one anime we were watching?
>>703016120
But the age old question is, where is there if not here?
>>703016340
Really your post was just in a bad place thanks to >>703014736
>>703016004
>No waifu
No wonder you are depressed
I wish Youmu was my big sister and could take care of me. Do you think Youmu would be a good nee-chan?
>>703016400
They're both voice channels on my discord server
Oh, it's a new thread?
I went to take a shower and fell asleep...
>>703016372
Nope! I'm still holding out for you.
>>703015137
Some time for sure!
I am going to let you finish but Patchouli Knowledge is best 2hu waifu of all time
>>703016372
I suppose so.
>>703016614
Apparently they're not everywhere.
>>703016658
Sleeping in the shower? Sounds like a great habit to get into.
>>703016017
Sounds sort of similar to our demons actually. Traditional demonology holds that Hell has a very rigidly organized political system including kings, Dukes, lords, etc. Some are identified and named and each have their own traits and personalities. Some are evil. Some are furious beasts. Some are simply teachers and the list goes on.
What are good things to read about Shinto? If you want to learn more about demonology, look up the Lesser Key of Solomon.
>>703016572
I don't see why not. She's one of those dutiful types who would probably take her job as big sister pretty seriously.
>>703016572
Remi is the best nee-chan!
>>703016716
Awh, don't say that!
That makes me feel terrible.
I actually ended up finishing it.
>>703016176
I'm sorry.
>>703016888
CHECKT
YOU WIN A DATE WITH REIMU
>>703016999
You too
hackers
>>703016089
It isn't a bother. Go on.
>>703016372
Have you ever played?
>>703015267
Ufufu
>>703015640
Playing some hearthstone and listening to Nujabes
>>703015680
H-Hey, I was just being dedicated to emergency landings just in case! That's all..
4p would be nice too. Does the difficulty scale with the amount of players added?
>>703016372
>>703016120
Your feet of course! That and several other weak spots!
>>703016883
>muh sides
>>703017085
>>703015640
Forgot lewd pic
>>703017107
No idea! Still new to the game.
>>703017076
*Can't do that right now unfortunately, is it still ok if i ask you tomorrow?*
>>703016973
Yeah, I think so too. I used to always imagine her being very protective and spending a lot of time with me and always being there for me, when she's not working in the garden or tending to Lady Yuyuko or anything. To others she might seem a little bit rough just to make sure that I'm safe, but when it's just us she'd be happy and affectionate and we'd hug and snuggle. Do you think one day I'll get to meet her? I hope she isn't creeped out by me thinking about this stuff.
>>703017027
Fufufu~ Got it!
>>703017076
I have! Not in awhile though.
Maybe two or three playthroughs by myself.
I dunno, not really a fan of it, I suppose.
>>703017107
Aaaah.
Want me to leave?
>>703016400
You're making my brain hurt.
>>703017172
My weak spots? I'm not sure if I can readily agree to that.
>>703016727
All 2hus are good
>>703016727
Patchouli's hat and hair look an awful lot like UB-01, or, in a better word, the other way around
Once you see, you will never unsee
-Sweet Roll
>>703017386
Of course, love. No worries~ I'm here whenever you need, silly.
>>703016883
My skin is now dry and cracking away.
>>703016572
Youmu invited ME to ab, I l like them.
>>703016176
>>703017017
Audio link...
I curse myself for losing my headphones
>>703017642
It's okay, mine hurts too.
>>703017027
D-Don't influence people to go after Reimu-chan!
>>703017642
There will be pudding.
>>703017197
Is heartstone like the new generationg of Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>703018111
Somehow tonight, I've gotten really lucky with the dubs and trips!
- Cirno (forgot to sign that last post)
>>703017027
Demon guy here
I would love to
>>703018111
You're all just flaunting those trips in my face.
I could get trips if I wanted to.
>>703016888
>>703016017
>tfw interested in learning more about both of these things
>>703018403
Oh? Go on then.
>>703016572
How can you go wrong with that booty?
>>703017852
Do you want me to rub it and make it feel better?
>>703018151
Vanilla? I'm only sold if it's vanilla.
>>703016888
Hard to say where to start reading, since most of the best resources I can think of are in Japanese. I guess you'll have to do a lot of googling!
I'm actually pretty familiar with the Lesser Key of Solomon. I had a phase where I was super into /x/ and I read up on a lot of things like that back then. The magic of Abrahamelin was one I read pretty extensively and it's heavily related.
>>703017017
No worries. I'm sure my voice would be even more awkward, but I think she was doing that on purpose.
>>703017558
Who knows? She spends most of her time in the Netherworld though, and I wouldn't advise wandering around there too much.
If anything, she'd be super embarrassed if she knew someone out there was thinking about her like that, but probably not in an offended sort of way.
>>703018539
>>703018403
Shit just got real.
>>703018539
Na I'm good
>>703018403
Didn't get the trips on purpose!
- Cirno
>>703018661
>my voice
Reimu audio link where?
>>703018455
Definitely read about two things. Ars Goetia and the Lesser Key of Solomon.
Also, read this passage from Luke chapter 8
Then they sailed to the country of the Gerasenes, which is opposite Galilee. When Jesus had stepped out on land, there met him a man from the city who had demons. For a long time he had worn no clothes, and he had not lived in a house but among the tombs. When he saw Jesus, he cried out and fell down before him and said with a loud voice, “What have you to do with me, Jesus, Son of the Most High God? I beg you, do not torment me.” For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. (For many a time it had seized him. He was kept under guard and bound with chains and shackles, but he would break the bonds and be driven by the demon into the desert.) Jesus then asked him, “What is your name?” And he said, “Legion,” for many demons had entered him. And they begged him not to command them to depart into the abyss. Now a large herd of pigs was feeding there on the hillside, and they begged him to let them enter these. So he gave them permission. Then the demons came out of the man and entered the pigs, and the herd rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.
>>703018661
I wanna hear your voice now.
Trade?
I bet mine's worse!
>>703018719
The reallyest.
>>703018879
Same~ Isn't it wonderful to have a choice in these matters!
>>703018652
Sure, when are we getting married?
sorry I fell through a dimensional rift and landed in the wrong game.....help :'(
>>703018661
Oh, if you're an American, you could always visit the Tsubaki Grand Shrine there. Or just the website, I guess.
>>703017584
Would you want to try playing with friends? Like meeee?
>>703018652
That doesn't sound half bad currently, but I feel like it's the alcohol talking.
>>703010746
Learn yo equilibrium constants, dawg
>>703019246
M-married? I'm afraid of commitment.
>>703019311
It is most certainly the alcohol talking.
>>703019220
If I had rolled quads you'd all be licking my feet
>>703010797
Boosted so sweetly! Love her getting dicked by a black c9ck
>>703018661
Is the Netherworld dangerous? If I met her and told her everything, do you think, maybe...she would be okay with being my big sister?
>>703018652
P-Please do not lewd nee-chan
>>703019545
Please don't say that
>>703011545
Body pillow soaking
>>703019533
I wish people would like my feet...
>>703009877
Okay.
>>703019533
There you go! You got dubs!
- Cirno
>>703018151
Something like that. I think Yu-Gi-Oh is a little bit more difficult though
>>703019261
You can stay here... if you want to
>>703019545
Here
>>703019724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bu21hU2YQT
and i forget...
>>703019533
Nice half-quads.
>>703019524
We can take it easy if you want :^)
>>703019549
I don't know, maybe. It's a big leap to make from being total strangers, after all. You'd probably have to have some kind of bonding character arc with her or something.
As for the Netherworld, well... there are various forms of dead people wandering around. Ghosts, zombies, death-related youkai... so it's not somewhere a normal human should wander for sure.
...oh hey, maybe you can get in trouble and Youmu can save you! That'd be a good opener, I guess.
>>703019278
Hmmmm~ I suppose we could try!
But how do we go around doing it?
We aren't 'friends'~
>>703019311
Remiremi! I'll pat and rub you anywhere if it makes you feel better!
I'm a good imouto!
>>703019533
That was pretty close.
I wouldn't be licking your feet, w-what do you take me for? Some degenerate?
Also checked.
>>703019672
~
>>703019887
Dubs ain't shit
>>703019983
Half... quads...
More like a hundredth of a quad
>>703019932
I never want to see this again. Touhous do not like black men.
Am I a good boy?
>>703019549
I would post more if I had any. Lucky for you I'm too lazy to go get more right now.
>>703019983
My my. You're so forward Nep.
Will I have a successful career?
>>703020376
re-roll
>>703020376
roll for dubs
Nee Reimu.
I wanna play don't starve again sometime.
Oh, but did you lose the map?
>>703020223
>One off
Nope
lookin for me?? Im Rollin so you can see a real future
>>703020563
S-Sorry...
>>703020499
>this nigga gets it in two tries
>i still haven't got dubs all thread
Fuck everything.
>>703020616
observe
>>703020616
rip in singles
>>703009686
Blondes are the way to go
Reimu, have you ever encountered or talked to a youkai? What is it like?
I'd like to know how to know if there are yokai around me, and how to get rid of them
>>703018111
>>703020616
I'll donate this GET if you want.
- Cirno
>>703020334
:^) ~<3
>>703020826
>>703020832
Suffer with me.
>>703009686
Which one would you fuck?
>>703020942
MANDOM
>>703020984
the one with the most pixels
>>703020098
Well then we'll just have to change that, won't we?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/EdenFinite/
Here! And have a free complimentary finger massage too, complete with wet spacebunny tongue.
>>703019524
I'll take your word for it then.
>>703020098
No need to Flanflan, I'll just sleep it over.
Goodnight.
Will cleaning my room help my mental state?
>>703021086
Yes. Do it.
>>703020499
>Knight of Cups
An opportunity to learn via a friend or lover. Broadening horizons. New philosophies. Gifts and romance. Loyalty.
>Five of Swords
Overwhelming opposition. Thwarted by obstacles. Loss of confidence. Sometimes being made to suffer the sins of others. Lack of strength and resources.
>Six of Swords
An unpleasant atmosphere. Harassment. Frustration.
Sorry, Anonymous... But it does sound like you'll have a nice love life!
>>703020563
I lost the whole game, pretty much. CYRI says it won't run on this computer-- I could try, but any amount of video lag would probably render it unplayable sadly.
>>703020499
Nice dubs bro
>>703020616
Check these too
>>703020984
I'd turn 360 and walk away
>>703020923
I don't need your charity!
I do appreciate it though.
>>703020930
Take your big nose face and your tildes and get out of here!
>>703021063
Sweet dreams.
>>703021086
Omg you have no clue how much it can help
What is up with this magic they shoot so many bullets out and use their spell cards to fight each other.... I want to go home back where I use a bit of magic to throw some trash on people and that it
>2spooky4me
>>703021086
Depending on the mess.
Pics?
>>703021186
Oh wow, it didn't seem that demanding. Bit demanding at all.
Is there harm in trying though?
>>703021086
No but you'll have done something at least
>>703020942
k
>>703021033
I-i'll get around to sending you an invite later.
>>703021063
'Kay, nee-nee!
Sleepwell~
>>703021086
God, please do it.
>>703021271
Fug, forgive me, I can be a better waifu, I swear! <3 See?
-Neptune
>>703021444
OR NOT
>>703021444
Youuuuu fuck!
>>703021444
That's rich
>>703020894
Blonde is what everyone expects you to like. Black haired girls are the call back to your primal nature, the first girls ever to walk this planet!
We were being beautiful before those Aryan witches even existed!
>>703020898
I talk to youkai on an almost daily basis. I might talk to more youkai than humans... anyway, they can be pretty sociable and they're all different just like humans. There is a certain something about their nature though that's alien to what we understand. It's hard to describe... I guess it's sort of an unashamed pride, like they know exactly what they are and where their place in the universe is and they just act it out without second guessing.
There most certainly are youkai around you no matter where you go, but if they cause you trouble, just call a shrine maiden or priest to exorcise them!
>>703021086
Yep. Being clean and having clean surroundings is a good way to boost your mood, even if it's subtle! Hoarders, those people who live in nasty, cluttered houses, usually get that way because of depression. But the more they hoard, the more depressed and hopeless they get about ever cleaning it up. It's a vicious cycle.
>>703021574
You better be on your best waifu behavior. I'll be watching.
>>703021444
looks like a russian nicholas cage
>>703021606
its not my fault
>>703021165
>>703021373
>>703021416
Well, uh...here's my desk. It's not as bad as it usually is. I take one day every once in a while and try to purge it and tell myself I'm going to keep it clean but then it just happens again.
http://imgur.com/kvFBP1K
>>703022293
Christ.
Just like clean it before you go to bed every day and it shouldn't end up so bad.
Reimu, will there be another thread?
>>703020984
I'm sorry, that image was probably great before it was filtered through pixel hell.
>>703021563
Oh..? Did you get all shy on me now?
>>703020616
Here, have mine, dear. I got them here.
>>703021033
All yours, love.
~Reisen
>>703022293
A simple trick is to not rest at your computer.
That'll make weight management easier as well, promise.
>>703022449
>>703022293
This. Don't let it stack. It's useless if you wait to clean.
Third thread please
>>703022664
Sorry, but what do you mean rest? I don't sleep at my desk, if that's what you mean
>>703022552
Ah, it's nothing!
J-just my own awkwardness, I suppose.
I'll send you that invite when I can! Promise~
-Flan
>>703022293
Come on anon, you're better than this.
>>703022037
Yes! I'll be best waifu!
~Neptune
Sorry guys, that's all I can manage tonight! See you all next time and thank you for coming!
~Reimu
>>703022988
Eat.
Fuck phones. And autocorrect.
>>703022974
THERE WILL BE NO 3RD THREAD FOOL! YOU ARE CURSED TO WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY
>>703023152
Gnite
>>703023166
Fuck yeah
It was nice while it lasted, see you on friday guys!
-Lewdmu
>>703023150
I'm sorry ;_;
>>703023166
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sound sarcastic, I really didn't know.
That's going to be a problem. Eating in front of people feels too weird, and I don't like to be away from my computer. If I lived alone that might be okay, but I think for now I have to eat in my room
>>703023152
Good night!
>>703023152
You're the best tarot reader ever, and you're not allowed to disappear again. Next time you'll need to use magic to fix your computer.
>>703023152
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iSwxpMNP16
Bye! Thank you again!!
>>703023150
Good Nep.
Take care of yourself and get some sleep.
>>703023709
>>703023152
So much. Let's of scum in this world pretending to be this won't ever do 0.1% of your work.
>>703009686
Terrahada, And why am I single still?
I just want to state a bit in general.
This is the unfortunate trackie talking here, donation goes to whoever gets a 9 in their last digit. Not a few days later, I overexerted myself and had to take it easy for a couple weeks. When I returned, my leg healed, but not fully. My legs being unconditioned for track didn't help at all. Needless to say, I was in pain and with no energy. But just a question personally, why the /b/ board? With your current junior trainers and pics you use, you *could* be in /jp/. The problem there is that LReimu would need Questionable content rather than Explicit. Not saying you should move, just... Why a board on a site renowned for its fiendish tricks? To shed light?
>>703024167
/b/ is where I stumbled on my predecessor, and I guess I came to see it as the default place. I can guess at why she chose it based on the things she said-- she was here to convince Anonymous that he could be a force of love rather than the internet hate machine. Back then there was a lot more RP involved too, which I've always seen as something that's banned on all boards, but less strictly enforced here. So when I started my shrine, I started it here anticipating that, even though RP isn't a big part of it anymore. And partly out of habit and tradition.
~Reimu
>>703024167
If you don't mind me replying, I think it's because since /b/ is a place full of self hatred, here is where people need help the most, it's is indeed incredible how we are able to achieve a emviroment like this but, hey, somehow it still keeps going, what I'm trying to say is, even though /b/ is renowed for being an awful place for most, they still appreciate the help and comfort we offer, in a place full of hoatility and hate.
~Neptune
Im feeling exrremely lonely. I tried to kill myself some months ago... I chose life
Tarot trips rollin
Call me moon snake
How can I stop my constant usage of amphetamines to get focused on my assignments and get focused on my own?
>>703025022
hmm, I got dubs. Call me Pat
>>703025010
>moon snake ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "15".
>>703022013
Reimu, sorry, but if you're still here, how can I talk to them? I've never been able to talk to spirits or see them or anything, I don't know how to begin
>>703025149
>Pat has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "45".
>>703024845
I don't know, I only visit /b/ for porn and your shrine. You're doing a wonderful job, please never stop.
Asking for a reading for Heaven, I need to know if she's okay
>>703025323
But /b/'s porn is awful, why?
>>703025198
Its a bit different in this world than where I'm from. They're not visible here, because of all the doubt created by science. That's why Gensokyo exists, to protect humans from youkai and to protect youkai from fading.
Imagine yourself wherever you currently are. Take the "camera" and zoom out until you're looking at yourself from above. Try to feel out your surroundings in that mental image and see if anything else appears.
>>703025323
Thank you Anonymous, it really warms my heart to hear that!
~Reimu
>>703026134
It feels a bit strange...I'm not sure exactly what you mean, but I tried to zoom out and see a mental image panning up, and the only think I really "felt" I guess you could say, not necessarily in paranormal terms, was my computer desk, where I spend most of my time. It's the only other major piece of furniture I have in my room though. I'm scared that I'm just imagining things though...how do I know?
>>703026676
In the world of science, you'll never know. That's the sad part about progress.
>>703024167
I don't want to type my identity as 'The Unfortunate Trackie', as it's too long. I guess Tut for short works, though it'd be tUT. Whatever, I'm thinking too hard on that. And is it not fitting my name for myself is similar to my current reading I'm bound to?
>>703026811
It's scary...but, I still want to learn more. Do they speak to you in this world? I'd like to get to talk to one, or any spirit, for that matter. Unfortunately I don't live near any Shinto shrines or priests though, you and some Internet articles are all I have.
>>703027184
I generally don't go looking for them here. Back home, they find me, or else if I'm looking for them, it's because they're causing trouble.
>>703025730
Please, anyone. If I can't get a tarot, at least a fortune. Tell me she's safe
>>703027759
>Heaven ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Friend", "35".
im gonna guess yes
>>703027759
Here, I'll give you a card even though the shrine is closed.
>Knight of Wands
Search your feelings, past the worries and doubts. Do you believe she's safe, and just want confirmation of that?
>>703027664
Hmm...well, thank you for talking with me, Reimu. I'm still really interested so I guess I'll just try to research a bit more. Would you mind if we talked more the next time you come around? And, goodnight!
>>703028011
I don't mind, although I am a little wary of giving you the wrong advice in that regard. It's pretty much something you'll have to decide for yourself whether it's real or not. The answer is right or wrong depending on who you ask, so I don't want to influence you too much.
>>703027969
I want to believe she is.
>>703027958
That's good to hear, although in the past, friend never bodes well
Thank you both, so much. I can sleep now. I'm sorry if this is delayed, my internet is terrible tonight
>>703028728
The Knight of Wands represents sound instincts, so you're probably right. Rest well, Anonymous!
>>703028825
You as well, and the other seer that answered. I'm sorry I don't know names
