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Ask a guy who for the past 5 years has pretended to be a Navy Seal, Ranger attached to Delta, and Mercenary (e.g. blackwater) anything at various bars and clubs over southeast U.S. anything
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>>703009134
Are you actually part of the military?
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>>703009134

Preying on drunk cracker sluts is carpet bombing a target rich environment. Try that in New Hampshire and see what happens.
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>>703009134
Whatchu think o' dem Louisiana hoes?
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>>703009134
Closest you've ever came to being outed?
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>>703009134
Have you ever fucked a dude or a tranny? I fucked a dude in his pussy once.
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Militaryfag here, I fully support what you do OP. If women are stupid enough to believe you, they deserve to get fucked hard.
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>>703009826
>Are you actually part of the military?
no

>>703010473
>Preying on drunk cracker sluts is carpet bombing a target rich environment. Try that in New Hampshire and see what happens.

very target rich. Funny enough, it works best in military towns

>>703010692
>Closest you've ever came to being outed?
Outed numerous times. I sucker punch them and leave the place....only lost one altercation out of about 20

>>703010821
>Have you ever fucked a dude or a tranny? I fucked a dude in his pussy once.
no
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Military fag here, how many people shit tested you and made you feel like an idiot?
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Ever pull this shit in Raleigh?
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>>703009134
Enjoy the jail time faggot.
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>>703011266
>Military fag here, how many people shit tested you and made you feel like an idiot?

Most military guys can spot me pretty fucking quick if having an actual conversation. I've learned how to quickly navigate the conversation to other topics or very high level; other wise I sucker punch and run.

If there is every a group of military guys together, I avoid
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Stolen valor. Kill yourself.
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>>703011486

Do you look the part? How do you they oust you?
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>>703011386
>Ever pull this shit in Raleigh?

Nah, I live in Georgia; been about 12 years since I been to Raleigh
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>>703009134
Is your name Dustin by any chance?
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>>703009134
You should probably just kill yourself.
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>>703011591
>Do you look the part? How do you they oust you?

I used to look the part until recently. I've stopped doing it since I turned into a pile of chewed blubber due to injuries from working out and ultra martahons and being an idiot and not going to dr
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>>703009134
I hope you try to sucker punch an 18 series and he slits your god damn throat in your sleep you piece if shit..You're lucky i dont run across you.
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>>703012483
>I hope you try to sucker punch an 18 series and he slits your god damn throat in your sleep you piece if shit..You're lucky i dont run across you.


Will never happen. My general rule of thumb is to stay away from quiet military folk; those are the ones who typically can back their mouth up.
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>>703012483
>>703012626
Forgot to say, you'll never see a legit socom guy talk about what they do; it's always the paper pushers and fakers ;)
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>>703012746
Which is funny..because i have friends who were special operations and they talked about that shit constantly...
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>>703013127
>Which is funny..because i have friends who were special operations and they talked about that shit constantly...

I have actual acquaintances who were rangers, a couple of older green berets, and one seal. They talked about it with each other, but would never do it loudly in public for attention
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>>703013127

+1 to this.

Many of my friends were SF and always talk about it. They'd always talk about it in conversation between each other/us/friends; just never openly boast in public like some stolen valor faggot.

When you live your entire life in the military and operations, it's all you can really talk about tbh.
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>>703012626
You are an actual faggot OP. A pussy who doesn't have the balls to earn shit. I hope your overweight ass has a heart attack so fucking big it kills your entire fucking family.
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>>703013485
>just never openly boast in public like some stolen valor faggot.
>>703013559


Meanwhile us stolen valor faggots are running game on your wifes back at home while your taking bullets....you can thank us later for your wife's son
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>>703013687
I dont believe you. Because most of the fucking wives in the military can smell bullshit. Eat a dick you cock-sucking faggot.
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>>703013687
Im sorry, being a special forces rescue ranger space shuttle ninja gunner has never and will never be an MOS you fucking autist. Please kill yourself you spineless piece of shit.
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>>703009134
Why pretend to be a military guy? Why not a fireman or astronaut or vigilante crimefighter?
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>>703013989
Someone's defensive...
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>>703013989
>I dont believe you. Because most of the fucking wives in the military can smell bullshit. Eat a dick you cock-sucking faggot.

lol, no; they can't at all.

>>703014204
>Im sorry, being a special forces rescue ranger space shuttle ninja gunner has never and will never be an MOS you fucking autist. Please kill yourself you spineless piece of shit.

The dumb sloots will never know that

>>703014368
>Why pretend to be a military guy? Why not a fireman or astronaut or vigilante crimefighter?

It's the easiest one to pretend and chicks are so fucking stupid it works....plus bartenders love to give free drinks and say, "thank you for your service" lol
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>>703014368
Because OP wants to be one of us but he is to chicken-shit.
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>>703013687
Fellow military wife slayer here. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. So easy.
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>>703014777
Actually they can..sorry. apperantly you really dont know shit.
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>>703014845
>Because OP wants to be one of us but he is to chicken-shit.

Nah, not really. I applaud yall for your mental and physical feats......but I prefer to be a desk jockey working 9-5 for a ton of money and playing halloween every weekend

>>703015002
Let me be more clear. Enlisted wives don't know shit. CO's wives are not ones to waste time on and typically do know their shit.
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The MOS for SEAL Ninja Space Shuttle Door Gunner is classified you dumbshits.
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>>703015002
Spotted the military fag who knows his wife is getting the D from Pedro/Jamal/Nate, when he's out 'defending our freedom'
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>>703014755
So were you always a faggot or did you choose it?
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>>703011413
>He thinks the FBI gives a fuck.

>>703011486
>sucker punch and leave

lol
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>>703011587
Amerifat plz go.
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>>703011829
Go suck on Trump's dick nigger.
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>>703012483
Internet tough guy right here.
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>>703015244
Kek. Sorry bro my wife would never waste time on your overweight fat fucking asses..topkek
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How about you stop overcompensating for feeling so shitty about yourself and actually do something respectful
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As someone who has family who never came home I just gotta say, if I ever come across you in a bar in Michigan I'm gonna fuck you up and take everything you have in your pockets. Then I'm gonna stomp on your head until I'm certain you won't walk away without some brain damage. Prison for attempted murder? Worth it in this case. You're fucking trash.
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>To all the butthurt armycucks stationed ITT.
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>>703015525
How about you suck hillary's shit out of ber asshole you autist?
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>>703009134
Russel Crowe would never steal valor.
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>>703015695
Wow you're tough. I bet you work out a lot in your mom's basement.
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>>703015579
At least i had the balls to deploy you fat cunt
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>>703010821
>I fucked a dude in his pussy once.
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>>703015662
>How about you stop overcompensating for feeling so shitty about yourself and actually do something respectful

kek, slaying military trash pussy is so much more fun

>>703015695
>As someone who has family who never came home I just gotta say, if I ever come across you in a bar in Michigan I'm gonna fuck you up and take everything you have in your pockets. Then I'm gonna stomp on your head until I'm certain you won't walk away without some brain damage. Prison for attempted murder? Worth it in this case. You're fucking trash.


Im smart enough to avoid you
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>>703009134
Actual ranger here. Have fun I guess, but you should stop sucker punching people. Good way to end up dead.
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>>703015832
That doesn't mean you have balls. Joining the military makes you a retarded cuck.
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>>703015616
You're right buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
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Keep up Gods work OP, modern military is mostly trash nowadays. Defend our freedoms from the real homefront, the bars
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>>703015916
>Im smart enough to avoid you
I don't care how much of a cocksucker you are, I like you OP
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>>703016028
And being a jody will get you killed you stupid fuck. I hope a soldier comes home to catch you fucking his wife and he kills the fuck out of both you and that stupid bitch.
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>>703015832

Thank you for your service.
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>>703016026
>Actual ranger here. Have fun I guess, but you should stop sucker punching people. Good way to end up dead.

Meh, only reason I do is because they'd fucking kill me for stolen valor....me giving a sucker punch saves them attempted murder.....because boy oh boy do military fags get mad at stolen valor when they are drunk lol
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>>703015832
I bet jamal deployed in your wife's mouth back in the good old USA when you were gone
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Anyone who joins the military is a fucking retard, and the kind of people who worship military people are even worse. Fuck the military, and fuck the United States. Enjoy choking on Donald Trump's cock you fat retards.
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>>703015695
Your faggot relative was a welfare queen who died for kikes in Israel, pussy bitch.
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>>703016282
Internet tough guy right here.
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>>703016083
My wife doesnt fuck pussies like you. And if she does fuck around, it won't be with pretend warriors like you. Eat a dick
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>>703016231
i like the dude's story at least, obviously full of shit but very entertaining
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>>703016456
This.
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>>703015916
>I'm smart enough to avoid you

You're really not
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>>703016282
Worth it
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>>703016498
Internet tough guy right here
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>>703016456
Underrated.
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>>703016626
Whatever you gotta tell yourself..
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>>703016842
kys
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>>703016396
Aw come on bro some of us here in the US know that its all stupid, especially the military. Not all bad (but mostly)
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>>703016498
If? IF?. Cmon man, you know she does
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>>703016960
After you..
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>>703016610
Obviously he is since you haven't given him a what for. Turn your fucking brain on.
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>>703016610
>You're really not

Judging by the fact you are a enlisted little bitch, I def am ;)

Go on another tour to "protect my freedom" while I stick my 5 inch cannon in your wifes rotten pussy
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>>703017047
Yeah if. She's not i can guarantee you she isn't.
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>>703017194
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>>703017194
>5 inch cannon

Hahaha topkek nigger. Your asian?
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>>703017194
>my 5in projo in your wife's rotten howitzer
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>>703015695
Rest n pieces pig
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>be in the bar
>drinking
>good times
>guy walks in
>clean shave and legit haircut
>says he was a cav scout in Iraq
>my buddy being a Marine is interested
>rails him with all kinds of questions
>where he was deployed and when
>what unit he was in
>what kind of training he has
>eventually come to the conclusion this faggot is full of shit
>never stepped foot onto a battlefield in his life
>neither of us say a word
>invite him outside for a smoke
>give him a cigarette
>we talk for a few minutes
>my buddy just fucking nails him in the jaw
>knocked his ass out cold
>we both get a few kicks in
>probably broke some ribs
>who gives a shit
>he got what he deserved
>never saw him again
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>>703009134
do you really, or do you just pretend to pretend to do those things while posting on 4chan?
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>it is an art
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>>703016282
>>703016498
Holy shit why are stupid military drones so easy to fuck with
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>>703017645
This.
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>>703017645
Fuck cav scouts. You did the right thing dude.
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>>703017700
Holy shit why are you such a pussy?
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>>703017874
He says over the keyboard, his fingers shaking with adrenaline
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>>703017645
OP here, kek; guy was an amateur

>>703017411
Nah, german with an asian dick lol

>>703017418
yup
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if your out slaying military pussy why are you starting threads on this faggot cancer website.

hardly anyone on here slays pussy you dumb nigger, wheres your proof?

you just know enlisted men are always defensive about this shit, so you found an easy way to troll.

If your really getting laid from this shit go out and get laid, no one believes your faggot lies.
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>>703017786
The cav ain't bad..
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>>703017874
My Thetan count is off the charts, mostly. Probably the fluoride too.
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>>703017959
Not really. So sorry to dissapoint.
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>>703017975
>if your out slaying military pussy why are you starting threads on this faggot cancer website.

I just recently stopped because I became fat and can no longer pull it off; so now I shitpost on 4chan about by exploits of the past 5 years
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>>703017985
but cav scouts are. they run their cunt mouths more than apache pilots.
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>>703017963
I dont believe for 1 second you're german..you lie about that too? Jesus...
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>>703018118
Regale me with your greatest ruse. What did you accomplish?
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>>703017262
Guarantee? How can you prove it?
I can't guarantee. That would be ignorant. But I would be willing to bet up to $1,000 on it. Maybe 2 if I took a look at her. I can spot em.
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>>703018139
Ever met a ch-47 crewchief?
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>>703018347
no. how would you rank their bullshit?
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Do you have over 300 confirmed kills?
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>>703017645
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>>703018288
She's a terrible liar..yeah i can guarantee it
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>>703017700
Almost as easy to fuck with as their wives. Almost
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Why is everyone so mad?
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>>703018486
1 to 10? I'd say about a 6. Not too bad
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>>703018176
German ancestory, not an actual german you idiot

>>703018271
>Regale me with your greatest ruse. What did you accomplish?

At the Black Horse Pub in Fort Campbell/Clarksville Tn, Ky (on border) in 2011

Picked up two of the hottest white trash imaginable. Both had husbands in the military and toddlers but lost all of the baby weight.

If these chick had grown up in a nice household, they could have become models easily.

Anyhow, basically we get drunk and I tell them about all of my war stories lol and take them back to my place in Sango and we end up fucking, drinking and doing pills all night. Had to pay 800 bucks for one of the bitches abortions because I only fuck bareback
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>>703018537
Are you still babbling about your wife, hillbilly? Stop trying to hijack this thread. Nobody cares about your wife.
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>>703018787
Ill be a hillbilly over a faggot any day..
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>>703018537
Post picture
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>>703019000
Fuck you.
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>>703009134
HAve you heard of Don Shipley?
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>>703018753
That's your greatest ruse? You must be leaving out a lot. How interested were they in your pills? You're just banging trash balls, I don't see how your being special forces really sealed the deal.
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>>703018965
I'm the guy who's been giving you shit about your cheating wife, buuut...
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>>703018965
Well it's 2016 dude, you can be both, every day.
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>>703019157
It didn't.
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I'm a dude you pretend to be
At first I hate you
On second thought, it's kind of funny you're real life trolling and people are to stupid to pick up on it.
Do you at least google and know some shit or is it all bs?
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>>703019228
And I'm the guy who's tired of reading about his boring wife. This thread is about you, I don't want to read his nonsense. Entertain me with more stories.
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>>703019228
But she isn't..
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>>703019086
>Don Shipley

Yeah, him and another guy who is highly prolific in finding stolen valor guys like me terrify me because they never strike until they have evidence; and when they do, it's on camera .....which means i'd be fucked

>>703019157
>That's your greatest ruse? You must be leaving out a lot. How interested were they in your pills? You're just banging trash balls, I don't see how your being special forces really sealed the deal.

Yeah, pretty much. My whole point is to sport fuck and get free drinks....Only passively interested, they noticed them on my dresser and asked what they were......

Yeah, im just banging trashballs; but it makes it so fucking easy pretending to be a military spec ops fag
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>>703009134
Are you such a boring, shit tier person that you need to pretend to be someone else to get women to talk to you? Do you have any friends?
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>>703018753
"I only bareback"
Kek Kek Kek
#wreckless
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>>703019062
Hahaha, seriously? That's your response?.
She's fat isn't she?
Is that why you can guarantee she won't cheat? Because nobody wants her?
If that's the case, I got two words for ya.BLACK GUYS
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>>703019338
It's all bs. And i like to crossdress on the weekends as well.
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>>703019338
>Do you at least google and know some shit or is it all bs?


I spent 5 years before I started this shit working at a few companies where I was the only person out of like 100 who wasn't former long term military and most had some sort of "tab".....I hung around them a ton and learned to emulate them
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>>703019443
>Are you such a boring, shit tier person that you need to pretend to be someone else to get women to talk to you? Do you have any friends?

Yup, and no regrats
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>>703019491
No she's hot af. But im not posting pics of my wife on 4chan you stupid fuck.
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>>703019693
shut the fuck up! i hope your wife gets butthole cancer and tricare refuses to cover her.
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>>703019627
You will never ever be able to emulate us fuckboi...
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>>703011587
I live in maine and found out what stolen valor is YESTERDAY because of a suggested youtube video of redneck chain smokers bitching at redneck idiots about wearing shit. I'm 20
it really isn't a big deal man. new england people would never give a fuck over something so irrelevant and dysfunctional
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>>703019812
Hahahaha. You mad?
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>>703019627
Lel fake it till you make it
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>>703019840
>You will never ever be able to emulate us fuckboi...

enough to fuck your wives/gf's while your deployed ;)

You can take the bullets and "thank you for your service"'s

Ill take the pussy and fat paycheck ;)
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>>703019840
>fuckboi

no man says this word, faggot. you're not fooling anyone.
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>>703009134
I hope Don Shipley outs you, lol. I only pretended to be a CIA officer once to get laid when I was shithoused. I don't want the social suicide of stolen valor, honestly.
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>>703019693
Alright kiddo. Just know when you're falling asleep tonight, she's banged another dude(s) while you were away. Question is WHO.
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>>703019959
You confuse pussy with cock...how...are...you...that...autistic...
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>>703020012
Are you a big guy? Why do you wear the mask?
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>>703019921
Again, not the guy who's tired about hearing of your cheating wife. That's another anon.
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>>703020257
An anon has no name.
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>>703020071
Probably not. You stupid fuckers seem to think that ALL military wives cheat. Topkek niggers
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>>703013559
>t. a national guardsman
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>>703020362
Im actually active duty..so...
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>>703009134
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>>703020354
I'm CID and 88% of all Army wives cheat. We did a study a while back and it's kind of a big deal.
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>>703020354
>Probably
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>>703020548
So you should go night nights, you have to wake up early for PE, then sidewalk sweeping and rock painting.
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>>703020640
No way you're CID and fuck military wives. Im calling bullshit right now.
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>>703020548
>scrubs toilets in germany

nice faggot, im voting hilldog just so ivan can shit down your throat
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>>703020640
I'm sure that anons wife falls under that other faithful 12%. Surely.
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>>703020833
Give me your Skype and we'll talk all about it. Are you married, little lady?
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asdf
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>>703020830
>PE

Topkek. Plus I'm on leave..so there's that.
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>>703020899
OP here, the figure from my experience is that 99% do if you run good game

Military women are the least faithful of all trash in the U.S.....they are more disgusting than niggers and jews
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>>703011969
Hahahhahaha
>working out and ultra marathons
>I get pussy
>girls think I'm bad ass seal ranger

You're a neckbeard living in your grandma's basement
Nice fantasy though pussy

t. Army SGT
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>>703020548
Im active booty. Actively jizzing in your wifes booty. Cuck.
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>>703020867
>germany

Bases closing..topkek jesus get your shit together
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>>703020968
Did you suffer a TBI brah? What's this, "so..." shit? Are you having trouble remembering what we're talking aboot? Uhhh.....
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>>703020952
Yup
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>>703021108
>You're a neckbeard living in your grandma's basement
>Nice fantasy though pussy


I probably will be soon to be honest

>t. Army SGT

kek, enlisted pos

How do you know a woman will cheat on their husband? Easy, if their husband is an enlisted man lol
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>>703009134
Navy Seal cannot be attached to Delta, a Ranger can become a Delta but Seal cannot as different branches and both are equal tiers in SOF. Blackwater has been gone for a long time. You need to improve your story. Too many people claim spec ops, just say airborne or intel.
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>>703021058
on a scale of 14/88, just how disgusting are the jews?
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>>703021163
That's it? Thats what you got? Hahaha. C'mon. Don't hurt my feelings too much..
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>>703021131
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>>703021337
You seem to have a hard on for enlisted guys..so you are an actual faggot?
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>>703021384
1488

>>703021346
Implying women keep up with that shit. Only once has someone mentioned anything about my blackwater being bullshit and it was because the chick was telling her best friend (a guy) about me.
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>>703021346
Start from the beginning numb nuts. This faggot is retried. He's too fat and broken to operate now.
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>>703021549
>You seem to have a hard on for enlisted guys..so you are an actual faggot?

Nah, just love that 18-22 pussy and enlisted guys wife's are the one with 18-22 pussy....
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>>703021567
>blackwater

Hahaha what a cuck!
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>>703021400
No, I'm genuinely curious.
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>not working in government intelligence in 2016
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>>703015616
I'm not convinced you're even military... In fact I'm not even sure you have a wife. all I know Is that you're butthurt.
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>>703019959
Real soldiers don't marry or date
Only pogs live in garrison with their spouses.
Have fun fucking the girls I'm already done with
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>>703021346

What happened to Blackwater?
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>>703021716
Nope. Unlike you i also don't have a pussy where my dick should be
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>>703021346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtjBqJ4NxA
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>>703021830
They changed their name. Goddamn, you ignorant bitch. This guy would be in your pants in 5 minutes.
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>>703021654
They also know better than to fall for your bullshit..
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>>703021337
Why would I go officer? I work for a living faggot.
NCOs are the backbone of the army and you'd know that if you weren't a pussy civilian.
Onlt retarded troops get married. You're fucking some dumb PFC's wife, just like everyone else.
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>>703021914
I don't get it.
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>>703021757
Ask me if i give a fuck what you believe? Go play frogger on the highway.
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>>703021786
>Have fun fucking the girls I'm already done with
Sure will :)

>>703021988
>They also know better than to fall for your bullshit..

Lol, what fantasy world do you live in
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>>703021567
I am sure most women don't, but like I said your story is too over the top and you could get the same pussy by making it more realistic and lessen your chance of getting called out.
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>>703022079
This.
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>>703022079
To be fair she only got married so she could escape Oklahoma. It's not really an accomplishment to bang her.
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>>703022079
Good for you, and NCO's are to be honest

>Onlt retarded troops get married

Literally my non expressed point
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>>703022222
>I am sure most women don't, but like I said your story is too over the top and you could get the same pussy by making it more realistic and lessen your chance of getting called out.

Nice quints; also, i'm sure I could get the same pussy; but this niche worked for me so.....why stop
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>>703021346
Airborne intel soldier reporting in.
425 Arctic Airborne.
Sparta lives.
Always out front.
Fourth quarter.
Courage and honor.
By force and valor.
Silent sentinels.
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>>703022105
>fantasy world

Claims to be something he isn't..You're retarded huh? Grew up around power lines and ate paint chips as a child?
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>>703021830
Changed their name like 4 times since the fallout in Iraq. The founder recently sold his ownership so it is not even really the same company. I think it has been at least ten years since it was blackwater.
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>>703022389
>425 artic airborne

Not a real unit..try harder
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OP here, it's been fun rustling your jimmies tonight, but now I must be off to bed.

I'm impressed /b/ took this bait. Tried it twice on /pol/ with no success.
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>>703021951
solid 9
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>>703012626
That's actually spot on. SEALs are the most hotshot military types (kind of like the kind of person from Top Gun, lol) followed a bit by Rangers. The real legit badasses (Delta/DevGru (SEAL Team 6)) are really quiet, but because of how small those units are, your chances of running into them are super duper small. The most quiet are probably Army Special Forces (Green Berets), they're nicknamed the "Quiet Professionals." That said, Green Berets aren't typically focusing on hand to hand combat or anything like that, they usually focus on asymetric warfare and taking down/establishing puppet governments (you know, spooky CIA shit).

The loud people you will run into will either be military people in shitty MOSs (cook, accountant, etc.), fake (like you, not actually in the military), or Marines. Basically, you pray they aren't Marines because Marines will fuck you up over stuff like that. I would probably fear a Marine about as much as I would non-top tier special operations units (Rangers, Special Forces, SEALs (not DevGru), etc.) because they are much more inclined to fight you, and probably can fight (Marines study hand to hand combat more than the other branches).
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>>703022802
Don't be modest.
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>>703022872
Marines are pussies.
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>>703022872
you sound like a 12 year old who can't wait to join the marines. who's adorable? yessss you are! ah boo booooo
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>>703022421
its the real world mother fucker. real pussy hes getting. you're the one playing games with your meaningless badges and stupid fraternity. pawn
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Former militaryfag here, 8 years in special operations. Well played, OP. Good b8.
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>>703023124
This.
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>>703023218
>Well played, OP. Good b8.

Thanks, I'm surprised how well it wen't. It went down to bottom of page 10 a few times and thought surely it would be pruned
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>>703023168
Fleshlights don't count as real pussy you stupid fuckrag
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>>703011413
>not including the tabs
Those are the best part, you worthless blob of jism.
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>>703022724
Are you fucking dumb?
4th BCT 25th ID out of JBER, AK
pic very related
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>>703023368
it's been almost as entertaining as an episode of Narcos.
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>>703023368

No problem. Been lurking for the entire thread. Solid entertainment.
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>>703023537
You spelled "Arctic" incorrectly, that's how I know you're really in the Army.
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>>703023637
>>703023725

With all this fun though, it makes me want to go out and try some stolen valor shit with a hidden cam on to post shit here and make the military fags rage
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>>703023537
Oh shit i didn't think about alaska..my bad bro. I stand corrected.
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>>703024099
Yeah it's only been a state for a few years now, not a big deal.
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>>703024099
It's okay bruh. Dubs checked.
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>>703021346
Blackwater still exists, it's just changed names a few times (I think it's Academi now). I think that Army personnel can apply to be SEALs and Navy personnel can apply for Army SOF stuff iirc. Obviously OP is full of shit (by his own admission, lol) and the two units don't work together (they're rivals, one doesn't provide cover for the other or anything). I mean some SEAL teams can provide cover for DevGru, and Rangers provide cover for Delta, but they don't cross over like that.

Personally, I think he could claim Army Ranger. It isn't as well known as SEALs, so you'll have less people wanting to call bullshit, and it does distinguish you from regular Army personnel. I mean, it would help to know what light infantry is and stuff like that (plus I obviously don't condone it), but that's probably a pretty safe bet.

>>703022079
They absolutely do, but going officer would allow you to get a command and be on the administration/leadership side of the military. That's my plan, I'm applying to OCS.

>>703022389
If you're real, how do you like intel? I want to be an Army intel officer, though I'm applying to Navy/Air Force too. I really want to be able to go through airborne training and ranger school, which I don't think the Navy or Air Force offer as widely.

>>703022509
It's still the same company if ownership changes. The key to it being the same company is if it does the same thing, employs mostly the same people (especially the executive team), and has the same customers (more or less). The only change was ownership (and I think CEO) and name, so I'd say it's basically the same company.
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>>703023878

Samefag here>>703023218
I've seen "stolen valor" more times than I can count from dumb drunks trying to get laid at bars, never rustled my jimmies. Valor can't be stolen, and my brothers' actions aren't cheapened because some dude plays pretend.
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>>703024286
I meant the 25th in alaska dipshit. Which we actually acquired from russia..:)
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>>703024422
How much valor you get pushing paper and brewing coffee lol
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>>703023098
Maybe. I wouldn't want to fight one, though.

>>703023124
I don't want to join the Marines, in fact that's the only branch that I'm not applying to OCS with. I really want to go Army, but would be fine with Navy or Air /Force.
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>>703024396
Any branch offers airborne.
Some of the instructors (blackhats) at airborne school are even from different branches.
Airborne is a tight community and I'd recommend it to anyone. It's a proud tradition.

Intel is the best. It sets you up with a guaranteed 6 figure career if you ever decide to get out.
Officer is different though. You'll be doing more admin than intel.
The enlisted troops and warrant officers are the ones doing the legit collection.
The shit you guys conspire about.
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>>703023124
Nigga, what? How did you get that? You might be retarded kek.
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If you were in the military, you did it for your own personal reasons. You didn't do it for me. Still, you did a shitty job and as a result I didn't have to, so thanks for that.

The world will be better off when troops are no longer needed to defend borders and national interests, and more labor can be employed in the production of useful goods and services.
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>>703024521
You meant? Bruh why are you lying.
Weird of you
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>>703025000
>The world will be better off when troops are no longer needed to defend borders and national interests, and more labor can be employed in the production of useful goods and services.

looks like the jews have poisoned your mind...i suppose we should all race mix as well
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>>703025135
nigger, please
obviously I meant that the developed countries will use robotic killing machines in the future and the developing nations will be left to hang in the wind
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>>703024891
That sounds about right from what I've heard. Yeah, I really really want to do airborne school. I've always wanted to jump out of an airplane and would have joined my college's skydiving club if I had the money for dues (I know jumping out of a C130 with the military is different from civilian skydiving, but it's still similar).

My ultimate career goal (which I'll admit is a pipe dream) is to apply to Army Special Forces when I'm either O3 or O2 but eligible for O3, then when I get out go work for a federal intelligence or law enforcement agency.

I almost went into investment banking out of college, but I just couldn't handle being that bored.
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>>703025352
>Taking OP's bait after he's already baited folk for hours
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>>703025135
>race mix
I honestly don't see anything wrong with white and Asian people procreating together.
Please enlighten me.
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>>703025018
You know the 10th mountain is also arctic right?
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>>703025373
Sounds like you're on the right track fampai. Good luck with everything. Maybe I'll unknowingly run into you on a contract some day.
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>>703025519
Yeah but not airborne.
Also, only 25th ID is authorize to wear the tab.
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>>703025484
replying at all is now considered taking the bait?
raise your standards just a little bit
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>>703025510
>I honestly don't see anything wrong with white and Asian people procreating together.

Asians are smarter than whites.

Asians have the ethics/morality lower than even niggers

I know i've been trolling and shitposting this entire thread; but im not trolling/joking in this case
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>>703025519
Also, 10th mountain are a bunch of pogs and legs.
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>>703025656
The arctic tab? Why? 10th mountain does the same stuff. I was never stationed in drum or alaska, so i don't really know shit about those units.
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>>703023537
Elmendorf? I lived up near Wainwright growing up. Currently down at AAFB. Small world.
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>>703025776
You'd have to make someone care to be trolling, so let's call it shitposting in this instance.
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>>703009134
Why pretend?
what do you get out of it?
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>>703026162
fair enough

>>703026207
loads of pussy and free drinks
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>>703024559
I wouldn't know, fam
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>>703026260
well damn.

i spent 13 years in, just got out on med board.
42 months deployed on 3 tours.

i didnt really figure on coming home alive.
and have no idea what to do now.
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>>703026266
Oh looksie, looks like it's time for a cum tribute on your faggy little photo
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>>703026266
Wait? That's your gitup? And people fall for that? You're not even trying are you?
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>>703026542
Whatever gets you off, man
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>>703026266
Looks like you should have properly removed the exif data from your picture ;)
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>>703026476
Just don't let the VA fuck you...
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>>703010473
>NH
Well he'd have a lot of seasoned competition
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>>703026260
Lmao loads of pussy
I know you're lying because you believe civilians like military guys.
Unless you're Chad Thundercock, girls don't like you. And if you are, you don't need to lie about being military to get them.
Just join the military pussy. You're seriously a disgrace to our country.
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>>703026685
What would could you even do with that. Obvious summerfag is obvious
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>>703026838
I'll be waiting for your wife/gf to leave a broom outside her door.....i know you know exactly what i mean ;)
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>>703011413
newfag detected
lurk more
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>>703026718
s far the va has been ok...slow as hell but ok.
but after inf school, airborne, and air assault (hard charging) i have no freaking clue what to do with myself now.
Ideas?
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>>703026960
you only removed the public gps exif data, not the encoded private gps exif data ;)
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>>703025585
I like to think so, but I'm still a ways out. I'm applying to OCS in November. Maybe we will see each other at some point, that would be cool. Best of luck with your career and future plans.
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>>703027007
Yeah go to college and get BAH. That's what I'm doing.
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>>703027078
le:^DDddd privat data am of Haks :::^^^^^^DDDDDD benis
Mods underaged ban plz
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>>703026556
kek
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>>703027078
Holy shit are you 12 get away from the computer before you hurt yourself
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>>703026975

t. kissless virgin
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>>703025519
I know Alaska isn't in Antarctica. I'm going to get you a Globe for your birthday.
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>>703026685
Does your Guy Fawkes mask have a special hole for sucking dick?
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>>703026266
Fix your beret, fucknut
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>>703026556
Good b8 m8
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I'm a proud garret trooper; only you trooper
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>>703027444
No shit alaska isn't in antarctica. Good job?
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>>703027559
I haven't worn it in over 6 years, man.
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>>703010821
>mfw "his pussy" you are a total faggot
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>>703027559
Fix his whole fucking uniform?
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>>703027078
kys
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>>703027745
calling bullshit.
milfag here 11 yrs in - 82nd airborne. Beret is some bullshit indian knockoff looking ass $2.00 on the internet looking ass "I played call of duty" looking ass ignorant shit
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>>703027700
GG yourself, buttfucker. I know my geography. I'm not going to hold your hand.
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>>703027141
how bad is it trying to get along with other college students?
i had such a hard time doing a two week sit in some courses in my area.
so many students have opinons but no life experience to back it up.
i think thats what bugs me most.
their mentality "im special and original"
and god if the stupid third - fourth hand anti war / mil banter does not flow for w/e reason.
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>>703027941
This and true. Topkek
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>>703028016
Just drink water man, you'll be ok.
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>>703027789
that would be too much fork for a stolen valor, but it's honestly insulting to see him pass that sack of shit off as in reg acc. AR670-1, or even stylistically. I mean damn, use fucking google images at least.
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>>703028016

You just have to ride it out man.
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>>703009134
>be me op
>go to bar awkwardly alone with no friends
>walk to random girls
>I-I'm a ranger
>what?
>I'm a ranger seal
>haha what are you talking about loser
>what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch I'll have you know..
>cry in front of girls
>try another club
>ew you're fucking weird
>go home to start a thread on /b/
>heh I fucked another military wide again you rage you lose heh
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>>703028016
My school is in the ed center on post, so its all former and current military
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>>703028016
Fuck dude
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>>703027941
Beret is the same one given to every airman upon graduating CCT pipeline, but cool story.
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>>703027941
8 year vet here. Truth
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>>703028130
Because it's an Air Force uniform, fuckwit.
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>>703028130
He's too fucking stupid to google..and as fucking chewy as this jody is, he wouldnt give a fuck anyways
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>>703028297
No flash on your beret? Phony spotted.
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>>703028114
never thought id see the day.
>>703028198
me a grown assed man and combat vet....go from heading field teams to not knowing wth to do with myself.
whats you aim in courses?

>>703028288
what /b/ro?
sorry if it seem a bit biased or w/e
but its like lifes volume got turned down on everything to -50%
so seeing all these people who have so much going for them freaking out over small things is nerve racking.
what do you plan to do with it?
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>>703028317
When did this thread become a stolen valor thread? Where did all you "vets" come from?
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>>703009134
Thank you for your service to this country, good sir.
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>>703028381
Even the fucking chairforce has standards...
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How to Walt with confidence.
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>>703028608
Only the finest of chairs.
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>>703028201

lol, maybe he sacked a dependa or two, but nothing more. This dumb motherfucker doesn't even have post access, and his stupid ass is talking about pretending to be a ranger.

"I am ranger seal sniper team 666 demon devil dog division - a sgmaj lcpl colonel spc with the 101st in fort polk, alaska"

Army wife "really nigga? where's your cac card? let me see that shit"

then the ass whooping commences as the dd214 toting biker gang stops by for some burritos and the former navy seamen enjoy his boipussy in the alley out back
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Legit question here, do you have self esteem issues or anything mentally wrong with you, like autism? Among the many stolen valor videos I've seen on the internet, I've personally met a couple people who have falsely claimed to have earned military awards and status, and all these people seem like they are mentally ill. Like sociopathic to the point where they actually believe this fantasy they have created for themselves. And I've noticed that way more often then not, people who claim stolen valor usually go way over the top, like they were special forces and did a bunch of super secret intelligence gathering and what not. My hypothesis is that people like you are just unhappy with their shitty lives, and so they create this illusion that they served in the military and did all these amazing things and before you know it they get so far into their fantasy that actually start convincing themselves of their own lies.

If this isnt a troll, please elaborate, OP. What is your reasoning for claiming stolen valor? Why not like a car mechanic or a chef or something?
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>>703028676
Kek. Comfy laz e boys
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>>703028608
Yeah, we do. AFI 36-2903, and my uniform perfectly complies with them.
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>>703028563
4chan is full of military you faggot
Just go on /fit/ for ten minutes
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>>703028683
> spc

E-4 mafia
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>>703009134
I am proud of you bro
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>>703028683
This is why I always carry my DD214 with me when I go to bars.
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>>703028563
youd be suprised how many of us you may pass each day just grabbing your lunch in a public place.
we have had to learn to blend..... youd be surprised how we are often approached and thought of once people can peg you for a "vet"
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>>703028683
Hahah. I Kek'd heartily. Thanks famalam
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>>703028683
>DD214

The holy grail..you'll never get this you'll never get this alalalala
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I heard you guys like Google images
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How does one make good lemon cake?
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>>703028871
What am I supposed to notice? You're too lazy to iron your costume?
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>>703028700
Def no autism. Definitely don't believe the bullshit that comes out of my mouth. A lot of times I still have to physically stop myself from laughing because what is say sounds so outlandish.

I am unhappy with my shitty life, but I started doing this shit before i was unhappy.

I originally started doing it because my buddy was a bouncer at a club in Nashville and told me stories about this guy they constantly kicked out for creeping on chicks but somehow had some success and his niche was telling him he was a navy seal.....I got bored one night and started doing it and then it became a weird obsession
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>>703029049
Army doesn't iron uniform. Especially when we're in the field. Are you dumb?
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>>703029037
and here we see a bunch of lazy asshats...
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>>703029037
ah the stolen brit commando beret.
ive seen too many air boys think they where tough.
never had a prospective attached intel airman survive pre deployment training and stick with us in the field.
shit i hate the beret in the army
its hot, smells like shit after a bit of sweat its only decorative
give me my ACH, boonie, or PC any day.
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>>703028488

Meh the people that you encounter in courses that have opinions on everything are typically the most sheltered... Giving their opinions on shit from their armchairs of safety.

Idk man, I just try to focus and learn as best as possible. Realistically people going through college don't have a whole lot going for them because they go straight from HS to College with no life experience. Just take solace in the fact that you've got experience and once you graduate you'll be sorted in life.
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>>703029137
Iron your lapel you lazy nigger. You have to shave while you're in the field. Stop making excuses for looking like a homeless degenerate.
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>>703029439
Love my boonie..and my woobie
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>>703029439
CCT isn't intel, but yeah, our intel guys are generally pussies.
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>>703029453
Who are you kidding? He's going to be just a lost when he gets his degree. You don't find direction in college.
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>>703028016
College student here
I fucking hate you military fags so fucking much. Literally a week ago my history prof made us go around and say our names and one thing about our selves (small class) and everyone else is saying shit like "I work in a hair salon, I drive a tarus, etc." then this fat military fuck behind me is like "IVE SHOT OVER THREEHUNDRED TYPES OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS" and fucking looks around like we're suppose to crawl over and suck his dick. Yesterday there was this meeting about campus safety I had to go to and when the president asks us how we feel about campus security the fucking head of the gay little veteran club stands up and starts artistically babbling about how if any Muslim came to shoot up the school the veterans club would be the first defense and this was the same fucker who keeps breaking the no guns on campus rule and yells at the janitors. Oh my fucking god I remember this hippy bitch saying something anti-war in microbiology and The same veteran from history stands up and basically recites the fucking navy seal copy pasta. No one fucking cares how many guns you shot or if you "Kild'uh man" like that fucking lard tub who always sits in the corner of mess hall shouted at the Cashier when she told he didn't set up him meal plan right. I remember this balding cockhead incenglish fsiled a test and shouts "IM ONLY HERE BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYINGME $6000 FOR IT"The veterans at my school are seriously some of the most entitled fucks I've had to deal with in my entire life like I know their suicide rates are high but not nearly high enough.
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>>703029556
NO! You hate everything. Stop saying ridiculous things.
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>>703024422
Non-Military fag here and Stolen Valor still annoys me. Not because you're falsely pretending to be some kind of hero, but because real military personnel aren't in it for the glory - They risk their lives for their country, not for admiration. When a bunch of Stolen Valor asshats walk around all proud (and they are also often very stupid), they make the military as a whole look worse to the general public who cannot identify these pretenders and tell them apart from the real deal. I feel like the men (and women) who risk their lives on the battlefield deserve better than for people to mock them for it somehow.
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>be me
>be sitting in my foxhole thinking i have it made
>ohshitbuddyellsgrenade.jpg
>next day sitting in my foxhole
>sharpening my knife
>ohshitenemy.jpg
>i took his life
Cont.?
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>>703029703
Ok im sorry. I do hate everything.
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>>703029952
>just a regular fag

That's where I stopped reading.
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>>703029952
It doesn't even make sense. What woman wants an emotionally damaged psychopath.
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>>703030058
This.
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>>703029958
save your gay songs for cq
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Jesus, I can't believe OP's bait got 300+ replies
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>>703030101
virgin alert

virgin alert
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>>703030177
It's Wednesday, noob.
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>>703030136
Oh CQ...24 hrs of pure bliss....
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>>703030101
They just want to sleep with him once to tell their friends they've slept with a military guy who had a bunch of medals or that will soon afterwards return to the frontlines of battle. They like the fairytale stuff and this is the kind of thing they feel is 'romantic'. It's more so that they can brag to their friends than anything else. Women are simple creatures.
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>>703030263
Good thing you have all those gays songs ready to go.
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>>703030193
This isn't middle-school anymore. If she isn't after your money she won't want to date someone who wakes her up sobbing six times a night and punches her every time a truck backfires.
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Is it just a bunch of army fags in here? any other chair force fags?
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>>703030297
Sounds like you've been reading your mom's diary again.
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>>703029453
ive just got no idea what to do for a living now.

figured id do troop shit until i retired or die in the process.

so my main hangup is figuring out a direction now.

>>703029556
its all good, at least the stepped forward.
had a real gung-ho airmen attached to us once...good man, joined air force due to family tradition. he stuck out air assault training stateside with two of my troops because he could do it. had the making of a real troop.
he lost his arm getting our medic behind cover after an ambush.
he went home and the world kept shitting on him and he ended up wind chiming himself in his back yard.
sad, he was a good man.

>>703029556
i never turned in my wobbie, im keeping that shit until i die.

>>703029664
id doubt hed ever shoot that many, i was green roped (cert on foreign gear) and i havent touched that many.
these are the biggest punks we have to deal with, if he is that fat he was probably NG or reserve, its like halftime commitment day care for most. i apologize for his presented behavior.
and on the "we want our guns" bit
we know what its like having only your training, gear, and battles standing between you and oblivion so we keep to what kept us alive thorough it all.
its not that we are nuts....we just like having a say in how we meet our fate.
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>>703030369
If she didn't want to trigger my PTSD she wouldn't have farted.
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