Ask a guy who for the past 5 years has pretended to be a Navy Seal, Ranger attached to Delta, and Mercenary (e.g. blackwater) anything at various bars and clubs over southeast U.S. anything
>Are you actually part of the military?
>Preying on drunk cracker sluts is carpet bombing a target rich environment. Try that in New Hampshire and see what happens.
very target rich. Funny enough, it works best in military towns
>Closest you've ever came to being outed?
Outed numerous times. I sucker punch them and leave the place....only lost one altercation out of about 20
>Have you ever fucked a dude or a tranny? I fucked a dude in his pussy once.
>Military fag here, how many people shit tested you and made you feel like an idiot?
Most military guys can spot me pretty fucking quick if having an actual conversation. I've learned how to quickly navigate the conversation to other topics or very high level; other wise I sucker punch and run.
If there is every a group of military guys together, I avoid
Is your name Dustin by any chance?
>Do you look the part? How do you they oust you?
I used to look the part until recently. I've stopped doing it since I turned into a pile of chewed blubber due to injuries from working out and ultra martahons and being an idiot and not going to dr
>I hope you try to sucker punch an 18 series and he slits your god damn throat in your sleep you piece if shit..You're lucky i dont run across you.
Will never happen. My general rule of thumb is to stay away from quiet military folk; those are the ones who typically can back their mouth up.
>Which is funny..because i have friends who were special operations and they talked about that shit constantly...
I have actual acquaintances who were rangers, a couple of older green berets, and one seal. They talked about it with each other, but would never do it loudly in public for attention
+1 to this.
Many of my friends were SF and always talk about it. They'd always talk about it in conversation between each other/us/friends; just never openly boast in public like some stolen valor faggot.
When you live your entire life in the military and operations, it's all you can really talk about tbh.
You are an actual faggot OP. A pussy who doesn't have the balls to earn shit. I hope your overweight ass has a heart attack so fucking big it kills your entire fucking family.
>just never openly boast in public like some stolen valor faggot.
Meanwhile us stolen valor faggots are running game on your wifes back at home while your taking bullets....you can thank us later for your wife's son
Im sorry, being a special forces rescue ranger space shuttle ninja gunner has never and will never be an MOS you fucking autist. Please kill yourself you spineless piece of shit.
>I dont believe you. Because most of the fucking wives in the military can smell bullshit. Eat a dick you cock-sucking faggot.
lol, no; they can't at all.
>Im sorry, being a special forces rescue ranger space shuttle ninja gunner has never and will never be an MOS you fucking autist. Please kill yourself you spineless piece of shit.
The dumb sloots will never know that
>Why pretend to be a military guy? Why not a fireman or astronaut or vigilante crimefighter?
It's the easiest one to pretend and chicks are so fucking stupid it works....plus bartenders love to give free drinks and say, "thank you for your service" lol
>Because OP wants to be one of us but he is to chicken-shit.
Nah, not really. I applaud yall for your mental and physical feats......but I prefer to be a desk jockey working 9-5 for a ton of money and playing halloween every weekend
Let me be more clear. Enlisted wives don't know shit. CO's wives are not ones to waste time on and typically do know their shit.
So were you always a faggot or did you choose it?
Kek. Sorry bro my wife would never waste time on your overweight fat fucking asses..topkek
As someone who has family who never came home I just gotta say, if I ever come across you in a bar in Michigan I'm gonna fuck you up and take everything you have in your pockets. Then I'm gonna stomp on your head until I'm certain you won't walk away without some brain damage. Prison for attempted murder? Worth it in this case. You're fucking trash.
>I fucked a dude in his pussy once.
>How about you stop overcompensating for feeling so shitty about yourself and actually do something respectful
kek, slaying military trash pussy is so much more fun
>As someone who has family who never came home I just gotta say, if I ever come across you in a bar in Michigan I'm gonna fuck you up and take everything you have in your pockets. Then I'm gonna stomp on your head until I'm certain you won't walk away without some brain damage. Prison for attempted murder? Worth it in this case. You're fucking trash.
Im smart enough to avoid you
You're right buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
Thank you for your service.
>Actual ranger here. Have fun I guess, but you should stop sucker punching people. Good way to end up dead.
Meh, only reason I do is because they'd fucking kill me for stolen valor....me giving a sucker punch saves them attempted murder.....because boy oh boy do military fags get mad at stolen valor when they are drunk lol
Anyone who joins the military is a fucking retard, and the kind of people who worship military people are even worse. Fuck the military, and fuck the United States. Enjoy choking on Donald Trump's cock you fat retards.
>You're really not
Judging by the fact you are a enlisted little bitch, I def am ;)
Go on another tour to "protect my freedom" while I stick my 5 inch cannon in your wifes rotten pussy
>5 inch cannon
Hahaha topkek nigger. Your asian?
>be in the bar
>guy walks in
>clean shave and legit haircut
>says he was a cav scout in Iraq
>my buddy being a Marine is interested
>rails him with all kinds of questions
>where he was deployed and when
>what unit he was in
>what kind of training he has
>eventually come to the conclusion this faggot is full of shit
>never stepped foot onto a battlefield in his life
>neither of us say a word
>invite him outside for a smoke
>give him a cigarette
>we talk for a few minutes
>my buddy just fucking nails him in the jaw
>knocked his ass out cold
>we both get a few kicks in
>probably broke some ribs
>who gives a shit
>he got what he deserved
>never saw him again
if your out slaying military pussy why are you starting threads on this faggot cancer website.
hardly anyone on here slays pussy you dumb nigger, wheres your proof?
you just know enlisted men are always defensive about this shit, so you found an easy way to troll.
If your really getting laid from this shit go out and get laid, no one believes your faggot lies.
>if your out slaying military pussy why are you starting threads on this faggot cancer website.
I just recently stopped because I became fat and can no longer pull it off; so now I shitpost on 4chan about by exploits of the past 5 years
German ancestory, not an actual german you idiot
>Regale me with your greatest ruse. What did you accomplish?
At the Black Horse Pub in Fort Campbell/Clarksville Tn, Ky (on border) in 2011
Picked up two of the hottest white trash imaginable. Both had husbands in the military and toddlers but lost all of the baby weight.
If these chick had grown up in a nice household, they could have become models easily.
Anyhow, basically we get drunk and I tell them about all of my war stories lol and take them back to my place in Sango and we end up fucking, drinking and doing pills all night. Had to pay 800 bucks for one of the bitches abortions because I only fuck bareback
Are you still babbling about your wife, hillbilly? Stop trying to hijack this thread. Nobody cares about your wife.
That's your greatest ruse? You must be leaving out a lot. How interested were they in your pills? You're just banging trash balls, I don't see how your being special forces really sealed the deal.
I'm the guy who's been giving you shit about your cheating wife, buuut...
I'm a dude you pretend to be
At first I hate you
On second thought, it's kind of funny you're real life trolling and people are to stupid to pick up on it.
Do you at least google and know some shit or is it all bs?
Yeah, him and another guy who is highly prolific in finding stolen valor guys like me terrify me because they never strike until they have evidence; and when they do, it's on camera .....which means i'd be fucked
>That's your greatest ruse? You must be leaving out a lot. How interested were they in your pills? You're just banging trash balls, I don't see how your being special forces really sealed the deal.
Yeah, pretty much. My whole point is to sport fuck and get free drinks....Only passively interested, they noticed them on my dresser and asked what they were......
Yeah, im just banging trashballs; but it makes it so fucking easy pretending to be a military spec ops fag
Hahaha, seriously? That's your response?.
She's fat isn't she?
Is that why you can guarantee she won't cheat? Because nobody wants her?
If that's the case, I got two words for ya.BLACK GUYS
>Do you at least google and know some shit or is it all bs?
I spent 5 years before I started this shit working at a few companies where I was the only person out of like 100 who wasn't former long term military and most had some sort of "tab".....I hung around them a ton and learned to emulate them
shut the fuck up! i hope your wife gets butthole cancer and tricare refuses to cover her.
I live in maine and found out what stolen valor is YESTERDAY because of a suggested youtube video of redneck chain smokers bitching at redneck idiots about wearing shit. I'm 20
it really isn't a big deal man. new england people would never give a fuck over something so irrelevant and dysfunctional
>You will never ever be able to emulate us fuckboi...
enough to fuck your wives/gf's while your deployed ;)
You can take the bullets and "thank you for your service"'s
Ill take the pussy and fat paycheck ;)
OP here, the figure from my experience is that 99% do if you run good game
Military women are the least faithful of all trash in the U.S.....they are more disgusting than niggers and jews
>working out and ultra marathons
>I get pussy
>girls think I'm bad ass seal ranger
You're a neckbeard living in your grandma's basement
Nice fantasy though pussy
t. Army SGT
>You're a neckbeard living in your grandma's basement
>Nice fantasy though pussy
I probably will be soon to be honest
>t. Army SGT
kek, enlisted pos
How do you know a woman will cheat on their husband? Easy, if their husband is an enlisted man lol
Navy Seal cannot be attached to Delta, a Ranger can become a Delta but Seal cannot as different branches and both are equal tiers in SOF. Blackwater has been gone for a long time. You need to improve your story. Too many people claim spec ops, just say airborne or intel.
on a scale of 14/88, just how disgusting are the jews?
Implying women keep up with that shit. Only once has someone mentioned anything about my blackwater being bullshit and it was because the chick was telling her best friend (a guy) about me.
Why would I go officer? I work for a living faggot.
NCOs are the backbone of the army and you'd know that if you weren't a pussy civilian.
Onlt retarded troops get married. You're fucking some dumb PFC's wife, just like everyone else.
I am sure most women don't, but like I said your story is too over the top and you could get the same pussy by making it more realistic and lessen your chance of getting called out.
>I am sure most women don't, but like I said your story is too over the top and you could get the same pussy by making it more realistic and lessen your chance of getting called out.
Nice quints; also, i'm sure I could get the same pussy; but this niche worked for me so.....why stop
Changed their name like 4 times since the fallout in Iraq. The founder recently sold his ownership so it is not even really the same company. I think it has been at least ten years since it was blackwater.
That's actually spot on. SEALs are the most hotshot military types (kind of like the kind of person from Top Gun, lol) followed a bit by Rangers. The real legit badasses (Delta/DevGru (SEAL Team 6)) are really quiet, but because of how small those units are, your chances of running into them are super duper small. The most quiet are probably Army Special Forces (Green Berets), they're nicknamed the "Quiet Professionals." That said, Green Berets aren't typically focusing on hand to hand combat or anything like that, they usually focus on asymetric warfare and taking down/establishing puppet governments (you know, spooky CIA shit).
The loud people you will run into will either be military people in shitty MOSs (cook, accountant, etc.), fake (like you, not actually in the military), or Marines. Basically, you pray they aren't Marines because Marines will fuck you up over stuff like that. I would probably fear a Marine about as much as I would non-top tier special operations units (Rangers, Special Forces, SEALs (not DevGru), etc.) because they are much more inclined to fight you, and probably can fight (Marines study hand to hand combat more than the other branches).
Are you fucking dumb?
4th BCT 25th ID out of JBER, AK
pic very related
Blackwater still exists, it's just changed names a few times (I think it's Academi now). I think that Army personnel can apply to be SEALs and Navy personnel can apply for Army SOF stuff iirc. Obviously OP is full of shit (by his own admission, lol) and the two units don't work together (they're rivals, one doesn't provide cover for the other or anything). I mean some SEAL teams can provide cover for DevGru, and Rangers provide cover for Delta, but they don't cross over like that.
Personally, I think he could claim Army Ranger. It isn't as well known as SEALs, so you'll have less people wanting to call bullshit, and it does distinguish you from regular Army personnel. I mean, it would help to know what light infantry is and stuff like that (plus I obviously don't condone it), but that's probably a pretty safe bet.
They absolutely do, but going officer would allow you to get a command and be on the administration/leadership side of the military. That's my plan, I'm applying to OCS.
If you're real, how do you like intel? I want to be an Army intel officer, though I'm applying to Navy/Air Force too. I really want to be able to go through airborne training and ranger school, which I don't think the Navy or Air Force offer as widely.
It's still the same company if ownership changes. The key to it being the same company is if it does the same thing, employs mostly the same people (especially the executive team), and has the same customers (more or less). The only change was ownership (and I think CEO) and name, so I'd say it's basically the same company.
I've seen "stolen valor" more times than I can count from dumb drunks trying to get laid at bars, never rustled my jimmies. Valor can't be stolen, and my brothers' actions aren't cheapened because some dude plays pretend.
Maybe. I wouldn't want to fight one, though.
I don't want to join the Marines, in fact that's the only branch that I'm not applying to OCS with. I really want to go Army, but would be fine with Navy or Air /Force.
Any branch offers airborne.
Some of the instructors (blackhats) at airborne school are even from different branches.
Airborne is a tight community and I'd recommend it to anyone. It's a proud tradition.
Intel is the best. It sets you up with a guaranteed 6 figure career if you ever decide to get out.
Officer is different though. You'll be doing more admin than intel.
The enlisted troops and warrant officers are the ones doing the legit collection.
The shit you guys conspire about.
If you were in the military, you did it for your own personal reasons. You didn't do it for me. Still, you did a shitty job and as a result I didn't have to, so thanks for that.
The world will be better off when troops are no longer needed to defend borders and national interests, and more labor can be employed in the production of useful goods and services.
You meant? Bruh why are you lying.
Weird of you
>The world will be better off when troops are no longer needed to defend borders and national interests, and more labor can be employed in the production of useful goods and services.
looks like the jews have poisoned your mind...i suppose we should all race mix as well
That sounds about right from what I've heard. Yeah, I really really want to do airborne school. I've always wanted to jump out of an airplane and would have joined my college's skydiving club if I had the money for dues (I know jumping out of a C130 with the military is different from civilian skydiving, but it's still similar).
My ultimate career goal (which I'll admit is a pipe dream) is to apply to Army Special Forces when I'm either O3 or O2 but eligible for O3, then when I get out go work for a federal intelligence or law enforcement agency.
I almost went into investment banking out of college, but I just couldn't handle being that bored.
>I honestly don't see anything wrong with white and Asian people procreating together.
Asians are smarter than whites.
Asians have the ethics/morality lower than even niggers
I know i've been trolling and shitposting this entire thread; but im not trolling/joking in this case
i spent 13 years in, just got out on med board.
42 months deployed on 3 tours.
i didnt really figure on coming home alive.
and have no idea what to do now.
Lmao loads of pussy
I know you're lying because you believe civilians like military guys.
Unless you're Chad Thundercock, girls don't like you. And if you are, you don't need to lie about being military to get them.
Just join the military pussy. You're seriously a disgrace to our country.
s far the va has been ok...slow as hell but ok.
but after inf school, airborne, and air assault (hard charging) i have no freaking clue what to do with myself now.
I like to think so, but I'm still a ways out. I'm applying to OCS in November. Maybe we will see each other at some point, that would be cool. Best of luck with your career and future plans.
milfag here 11 yrs in - 82nd airborne. Beret is some bullshit indian knockoff looking ass $2.00 on the internet looking ass "I played call of duty" looking ass ignorant shit
how bad is it trying to get along with other college students?
i had such a hard time doing a two week sit in some courses in my area.
so many students have opinons but no life experience to back it up.
i think thats what bugs me most.
their mentality "im special and original"
and god if the stupid third - fourth hand anti war / mil banter does not flow for w/e reason.
that would be too much fork for a stolen valor, but it's honestly insulting to see him pass that sack of shit off as in reg acc. AR670-1, or even stylistically. I mean damn, use fucking google images at least.
>be me op
>go to bar awkwardly alone with no friends
>walk to random girls
>I-I'm a ranger
>I'm a ranger seal
>haha what are you talking about loser
>what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch I'll have you know..
>cry in front of girls
>try another club
>ew you're fucking weird
>go home to start a thread on /b/
>heh I fucked another military wide again you rage you lose heh
never thought id see the day.
me a grown assed man and combat vet....go from heading field teams to not knowing wth to do with myself.
whats you aim in courses?
sorry if it seem a bit biased or w/e
but its like lifes volume got turned down on everything to -50%
so seeing all these people who have so much going for them freaking out over small things is nerve racking.
what do you plan to do with it?
lol, maybe he sacked a dependa or two, but nothing more. This dumb motherfucker doesn't even have post access, and his stupid ass is talking about pretending to be a ranger.
"I am ranger seal sniper team 666 demon devil dog division - a sgmaj lcpl colonel spc with the 101st in fort polk, alaska"
Army wife "really nigga? where's your cac card? let me see that shit"
then the ass whooping commences as the dd214 toting biker gang stops by for some burritos and the former navy seamen enjoy his boipussy in the alley out back
Legit question here, do you have self esteem issues or anything mentally wrong with you, like autism? Among the many stolen valor videos I've seen on the internet, I've personally met a couple people who have falsely claimed to have earned military awards and status, and all these people seem like they are mentally ill. Like sociopathic to the point where they actually believe this fantasy they have created for themselves. And I've noticed that way more often then not, people who claim stolen valor usually go way over the top, like they were special forces and did a bunch of super secret intelligence gathering and what not. My hypothesis is that people like you are just unhappy with their shitty lives, and so they create this illusion that they served in the military and did all these amazing things and before you know it they get so far into their fantasy that actually start convincing themselves of their own lies.
If this isnt a troll, please elaborate, OP. What is your reasoning for claiming stolen valor? Why not like a car mechanic or a chef or something?
4chan is full of military you faggot
Just go on /fit/ for ten minutes
I am proud of you bro
youd be suprised how many of us you may pass each day just grabbing your lunch in a public place.
we have had to learn to blend..... youd be surprised how we are often approached and thought of once people can peg you for a "vet"
The holy grail..you'll never get this you'll never get this alalalala
I heard you guys like Google images
Def no autism. Definitely don't believe the bullshit that comes out of my mouth. A lot of times I still have to physically stop myself from laughing because what is say sounds so outlandish.
I am unhappy with my shitty life, but I started doing this shit before i was unhappy.
I originally started doing it because my buddy was a bouncer at a club in Nashville and told me stories about this guy they constantly kicked out for creeping on chicks but somehow had some success and his niche was telling him he was a navy seal.....I got bored one night and started doing it and then it became a weird obsession
ah the stolen brit commando beret.
ive seen too many air boys think they where tough.
never had a prospective attached intel airman survive pre deployment training and stick with us in the field.
shit i hate the beret in the army
its hot, smells like shit after a bit of sweat its only decorative
give me my ACH, boonie, or PC any day.
Meh the people that you encounter in courses that have opinions on everything are typically the most sheltered... Giving their opinions on shit from their armchairs of safety.
Idk man, I just try to focus and learn as best as possible. Realistically people going through college don't have a whole lot going for them because they go straight from HS to College with no life experience. Just take solace in the fact that you've got experience and once you graduate you'll be sorted in life.
College student here
I fucking hate you military fags so fucking much. Literally a week ago my history prof made us go around and say our names and one thing about our selves (small class) and everyone else is saying shit like "I work in a hair salon, I drive a tarus, etc." then this fat military fuck behind me is like "IVE SHOT OVER THREEHUNDRED TYPES OF AUTOMATIC WEAPONS" and fucking looks around like we're suppose to crawl over and suck his dick. Yesterday there was this meeting about campus safety I had to go to and when the president asks us how we feel about campus security the fucking head of the gay little veteran club stands up and starts artistically babbling about how if any Muslim came to shoot up the school the veterans club would be the first defense and this was the same fucker who keeps breaking the no guns on campus rule and yells at the janitors. Oh my fucking god I remember this hippy bitch saying something anti-war in microbiology and The same veteran from history stands up and basically recites the fucking navy seal copy pasta. No one fucking cares how many guns you shot or if you "Kild'uh man" like that fucking lard tub who always sits in the corner of mess hall shouted at the Cashier when she told he didn't set up him meal plan right. I remember this balding cockhead incenglish fsiled a test and shouts "IM ONLY HERE BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT IS PAYINGME $6000 FOR IT"The veterans at my school are seriously some of the most entitled fucks I've had to deal with in my entire life like I know their suicide rates are high but not nearly high enough.
Non-Military fag here and Stolen Valor still annoys me. Not because you're falsely pretending to be some kind of hero, but because real military personnel aren't in it for the glory - They risk their lives for their country, not for admiration. When a bunch of Stolen Valor asshats walk around all proud (and they are also often very stupid), they make the military as a whole look worse to the general public who cannot identify these pretenders and tell them apart from the real deal. I feel like the men (and women) who risk their lives on the battlefield deserve better than for people to mock them for it somehow.
They just want to sleep with him once to tell their friends they've slept with a military guy who had a bunch of medals or that will soon afterwards return to the frontlines of battle. They like the fairytale stuff and this is the kind of thing they feel is 'romantic'. It's more so that they can brag to their friends than anything else. Women are simple creatures.
This isn't middle-school anymore. If she isn't after your money she won't want to date someone who wakes her up sobbing six times a night and punches her every time a truck backfires.
ive just got no idea what to do for a living now.
figured id do troop shit until i retired or die in the process.
so my main hangup is figuring out a direction now.
its all good, at least the stepped forward.
had a real gung-ho airmen attached to us once...good man, joined air force due to family tradition. he stuck out air assault training stateside with two of my troops because he could do it. had the making of a real troop.
he lost his arm getting our medic behind cover after an ambush.
he went home and the world kept shitting on him and he ended up wind chiming himself in his back yard.
sad, he was a good man.
i never turned in my wobbie, im keeping that shit until i die.
id doubt hed ever shoot that many, i was green roped (cert on foreign gear) and i havent touched that many.
these are the biggest punks we have to deal with, if he is that fat he was probably NG or reserve, its like halftime commitment day care for most. i apologize for his presented behavior.
and on the "we want our guns" bit
we know what its like having only your training, gear, and battles standing between you and oblivion so we keep to what kept us alive thorough it all.
its not that we are nuts....we just like having a say in how we meet our fate.