After telling my gf my fetish she has been acting more and more uncomfortable and when we have sex i don't even bring it up because I know just asking will prompt her to ask for a breakup
How do i brush this whole situation under the rug and rebuild our relationship?
What's your fetish
>>702997592
Bump for curiosity
Well? Fuckin say you pussy
>>702997592
Ditto
>>702997282
Faggot, what is it?
>>702997592
>>702997822
Floor tiles
>inb4 Poop fetish
>inb4 Rape fetish
Guys the fetish isn't very important or relevant. Please just tell me how i can bring back our relationship to what it was before
>>702997885
Kek
>>702997885
You trolling ass faggot. Gtfo.
>>702997282
>Gf
I bet you kiss girls faggot.
>>702998012
Either tell us or fuck off we arn't here to be a hug box
>>702998012
>Makes thread about fetish
>Says fetish isn't relevant
You're beyond hope. I'm out.
>>702998012
It's the only important part of this thread
>>702998012
Tell us or everyone is going to leave and your thread will die
>>702998012
Fuck you faggot just tell us
The Fetish does matter say you liked humping floor tiles this is disgusting so your relationship is over however if it's golden shower your ok
So you can tell your judgemental gf your fetish but not an anonymous imageboard?
>okay.jpg
>>702998012
Look dude we can really help. How the fuck else are you going to get a relatively large group of people to crowd source a solution for you given your situation?
Ok since all you faggots have tunnel vision, my fetish is juggling farts. I asked her if me and her could connect our assholes with a tube and fart and toss each others farts back and forth. The warmth of a fart arouses me.
I asked her if she wanted to just try it and she refused and is now acting really uncomfortable around me, now please tell me how to get the girl i love back
>>702998650
How long have you two been together?
>>702998650
tell her it was a joke and u heard a buddy saying it thats why u said it
>>702998650
>MY
>FUCKING
>SIDES
>>702998650
NOPE , BEYOND REPAIR
>>702998650
goobye sides, we had a good run
>>702998650
Nice joke anon
What the fuck, fucking anything else would Mack more sense then this
>>702998650dont use memes, memes won't win her back, if she can't handle fart juggling how can she handle memes.
>>702998857
Pretty much this.
>>702998650
This cant be real....This just cant be real
>>702998650
Dude, just say it was a joke.
>>702998650
>>702998650
keks were had
Put me in the cap
>>702998650
>Fart juggling
You can't make this shit up
>>702998650
That's high key fucked up.
How does the fart feel when it penetrates your asshole
Just say you were molested and that was one of things you used to do. Then get into couple's therapy. That's seriously all I have you kinky fuck.
>>702997282
lately been telling my gf I want her to go one dates with other guys because it makes my cock hard.
I just say go for it flat out OP, talk about what makes it sexy. This is your sex life you want to be awesome right.
>>702999267
you're retard?... i know im in /b/
>>702998650
OVERLOAD OF KEKS,I REPEAT OVERLOAD OF KEKS, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, SIDES EXPLODING
>>702999675
>you're retard
>>702998650
Oh god OP you are one huge faggot
You don't just jump straight into a fetish like that
First i told my gf that I liked eating her out
Second I told her I like feet while also beforehand having sex with her and licking her feet (which she liked)
Third, I figured would be less comfortable for her, I told her I wanted to lick her asshole beforehand to not freak her out but she let me and liked it
You don't just jump straight for the asshole /b/ro
>>702998650
Nigga WHAT the fuck?!
>>702998650
ur dun kiddo.
THAT'S FUCKED UP PILGRIM
>>702998650
Include me in the screenshot!
>>702998650
Screencap this nigger!
>>702998063
Underrated post.
>>702998650
Better way would've been to just start out with some light buttplay and wait for her to fart on you on accident and when she gets embarrassed just tell her you like it
>>702998650
>>702998650
OP. Time of death: 7:43pm CA
OP legitimate question how did this fetish start?
>>703000598
Seconding this. How the fuck did you decide you wanted to do this?
>>702998650
Put me in the screencap of this magnificent thread anon
>>703000598
Bump for interest
>>702998650
What human being let you do this with them, because you've obviously done it with someone before.
>>703000673
Stop asking to be added to the cap and post shit worth adding
>>702998650
Just set her free, and be a faggot with someone equally or more fucked up than you, which you'll find somewhere on the internet or at a gay biker bar.
Don't destroy her for your weirdness. If you have any soul, let her get away from you.
>>702998650
MY GOD DAMN SIDES
SOMEBODY RAISE MY KIDS FOR ME I CAN'T GO ON
>>702998650
Listen guys i know its all shits and giggles but i'ts not a good feeling to be the one who messed up and is in this situation. Please give me a good way to fix this
>>702998744
4 happy months :(
>>702998805
>>702999267
I was saying it in a serious tone so theres no way i can pull the joke card..
>>703000598
I was jacking off one day and had to fart so i just let it loose and suddenly my dick felt so good, so i tried to fart again and i did and it felt really good again, and i just started trying to fart as much as possible to get the feeling
>>702998650
>med pass
For you, Anon.
>>703000043
This is dumb. All girls like their asshole licked, they might just not realize they like it yet. All you gotta do is let your tongue dart down there a few times while your licking her box, "accidently" and sporadically at first, and then just go full on salad tossing. Guarantee no female will stop you.
>>703000789
This, because it's a win-win. She doesn't have to deal with your fetish and you can find someone who will deal with your fetish, maybe even share it.
Else, apologize and tell her you won't bring it up again.
>>703001295
I don't like it, it feels weird as hell and even with me showering twice daily the thought disgusts me.
>>703001186
>4 happy months
>4
>happy
How money money has she sucked out of you? $100? $400?
>>703001489
You're 1 in a million then bitch
>>703001186
Only four months and this bitch hasn't broken up with you? LOL I think you're good OP. Bitch seems desperate.
>>702998650
Top kek my friend
>>703001606
More like 1 in 4 billion
I too want to be in the screencap of this thread, please
>>702998650
>>703001606
I know. I have no hate for anyone who enjoys it, it's just not sexy to me.
>>703001886
I can't really get behind it either unless i KNOW their ass is clean or theyre hot enough/ I love them enough
>>702998650
I am a straight male and when I'm alone and have to fart, I cup my hand over my asshole, fart into it, and then cup my nose with it and inhale sharply. I guess you could call it recycling farts. Thoughts?
>>702998650
I'm looking to buy some steel sheets. Because after this, I'm gonna need a metal corset to stop my sides from leaving my body.
>>702998650
even anne frank thinks its funny
>>703001186
Bro, you need ti just sit down with your girlfriend and admit you've got issues. I don't give a shit if you don't find it weird because she does. Just tell her what she wants to hear, and if she doesnt want to be with you after you admit to fucking up, then shes not worth it. Find a girl who will fart swap with you. Theres gotta be one out there
>>703001743
>>703000673
>>702999452
Don't worry Anon, ill screenshot your posts and put them right into the next cringe thread.
>>703002074
Don't get me wrong I won't tongue punch a girls fart box if it's dirty or hairy, there's just something irresistible about a cute little tight, clean butthole. I wouldn't lick a shitty ass clean or anything. Nor would I like a one night stands butthole, I have to know, to the best of my knowledge, that there's been no foreign penis there recently.
>>702998650
What in the literal fuck..
>>702998650
I can see it now.
>Leddit/r/4chan
>6,000,000 Upvotes
Post of the century
>>702998650
i have been staring to the screen for solid 5 minutes WTF OP!
>>702998650
What a time to be alive
>>703002975
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I fucking love /b/.
classic
also lol at everyone in the thread going "how did it start?"
>>702998650
Anon… you… you're not a well man.
>>702998650
ask her to do the exact same thing but instead of farts use shit
>>702998650
Yeah. This is normal.
>>702998650
Hi, r/4chan!
>>702998650
>MY FUCKING SIDES
I to am a fart juggler, I farts in bag, I relax asshole and suck fart from bag, fart AGAIN... ULTIMO ORGASMO
>>702998650
What's with all these fucking screencap replies?
I have literally never seen people saying that shit before. You can smell the fedoras.
Anyway anon, you are totally fucked. From what circle of Hell did you spawn from?
Like other anons have said, just ease into the butt stuff. Also get some proper kinks. Sometimes, the fantasy is better than the reality.
>>702997282
I haven't laughed like this in years. I sincerely hope your girlfriend stays with you and you marry her and she loves you with a fiery passion.
>>702998650
kek
>>702998650
>Weird by /b/ standards
>>702998650
Holy shit OP. Put a ring on it if that good woman didn't just noped out of your autistic ass when you uttered the phrase:
>connect our assholes with a tube and fart and toss each others farts back and forth
She's a keeper. Holy fuck what an angel of a woman to bring a glimpse of joy to your sorry face.
>>703002818
gtfo of here with that gay redditor shit, faggot.
Did she prompt you to tell it?
>>703003841
Get some fucking help.
>>702998650
Congratulations OP, you just became the new Floor Tiles guy.
Anyone making the screencap version of this thread?
>>702998650
Put me in the Plebbit screen shot
>>702998650
>juggling farts
/b/
Good.
>>703000043
Yea what are u a Virgin? All girls like their ass eaten it's not even a fetish that's just normal
please tell me someone is capturing this legendary golden content of memerey right here
>>702998650
Buy_butplug_101.jpg
"It started when I was 8. My uncle and I use to have farting contests and he would always win. He promised to buy me a new bike if I could fart louder or longer than him but I never could.
It was fun at first but then he started to add conditions to the game. "if you lose this time you have to take off your pants and run around the outside of the house once!" That's how it started. He was very smart about it, always careful to hide his objectives behind the game,
One day I asked him how he always won and he decided to show me. He had a can of compressed air, the type used for cleaning computers. He said all I had to do was pull my pants down and let him stick the little red nozzle up my bum......"
This is the point where you break down.
this thread is beyond fucked
Fucking kekled so hard. If this kek was top, it'd spin me right round baby, right round.
>>703001489
how does it feel to know you're never truly going to be happy?
>>703001295
Yeah but the point is its easier to get someone to give you a quarter if you asked for a penny first, or a dollar if you asked for a quarter, or 5 dollars if you asked for a dollar etc etc
>>702998650
>juggling farts
>the warmth of a fart arouses me
She may leave you anon, but I love you forever.
>>702998650
I'm definitely no scientist, but wouldn't her fart be almost identical in temperature and pressure after the first fart hand off?
Because equalizing pressure and whatnot?
>>702998650
>>702998650
Fucking pissed myself
>>702998650
O fuck m8
>>702998650
include me in the screencap faggots
>>702998650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0QUEiGiEfA
Aaaaaaand my sides are beyond the multiverse.
>>703004812
What do you mean? Why would I be happy if something I didn't enjoy was going on?
I'm fine, I have my own set of kinks that keep me happy. No worries, anon.
May all your fetishes be consistently fulfilled.
>>703004868
It's easier for ur girl to leave for a real man who will eat her ass without asking u don't ask women to do shit to them unless ur a beta cuck fsggot
>>702998650
Include me in the screencap!
>>702998650
This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
i just came here to have a good time
>>702998650
fart juggling rule 34 when? I need to get off
>>702998650
If u want her to fart u finger her ass while she's blowing u bent over in front of u it makes the asshole a vacuum and she'll have to fart same thing with pussy u can literally hear the air sucked in I did it to my girl n she got pissed lol but I laughed at the funny sounds
>>703004868
That's just the beta way to do it. Be a man and be dominant. If you want to lick the booty, lick the booty. She will respect you and enjoy it more if you do what you want to do, instead of awkwardly asking "hey, can I lick your asshole?"
>>702998650
the old /b/ is back two days in a row
>>703005392
Hell, what happened yesterday? I wasn't on much.
>>702998650
The pinnacle of human evolution
>>702998650
OP your a sick fuck, and she WILL leave you. The only reason she didn't break up with you immediately is to spare her feeling. yes HER feelings. finding out someones fetish and immediately breaking up with them is a meany thing to do, but rest assured, she is already in the process of rationalizing leaving you. You're fucked OP.
>>703005340
>Laughed at the funny sounds
What are you fucking 5?
>>703005346
Exactly what I just said to this virgin I ask and ur girl will leave u>>703005031
>>703005392
guy killed himself on cam
and apparently someone fucked a deer
>>702998012
>>bring back
>>before
>>702998650
WHAT THE FUCK OP
>>703005031
Heh, you beat me (>>703005346) to it but said basically the exact same thing. Myyy nigga.
>>703005492
>guy killed himself on cam
>and apparently someone fucked a deer
>>702998650
>Juggling farts
>The warmth of a fart arouses me
>>703005599
Triple dubs, purty.
Different anon here, just wanted to say.
>>702998650
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>703005799
Checked
>>703005599
Yea cause it doesn't sound like a fart exactly it's loud and makes her vag quiver i worded it like a 5 year old leave it to the virgin neck beard to not even recognize
>>703005754
God damn, I missed a cam death? That fucking figures. FML.
>>702998650
Making people who jack off to my little pony look like reasonable members of society
>>703005026
because you have not experience true happiness until your getting a blowjob and a rimjob at the same time.
but I understand, you do you and all power to you
>>703005889
It's called a queen, anon. Welcome to vagina 101. Soon you'll be ready to get your dick wet.
>>703006149
Queef**** sorry
>>703001186
ONLY FOUR MONTHS AND YOU GO RIGHT TO FART JUGGLING NIGGER YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WAIT AT LEAST SEVEN YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>>702998650
Rest in piece, /b/ro, for there is no return
>>703005946
Yeah. Shit was cash.
>>703006389
What was the method, if you don't mind me asking?
>>703006389
Post video or webm or gif please
>>703006382
saved
Did someone rip off the movie thumb suckers talking about pooping back and forth forever but used farts instead?
>>703005492
Fucking Screencast this thread, this is golden
>>703006149
Queef* u mean anon
>>703007127
Screencap God damnit autocorrected
>>703006244
And it's a fart when it's out of the ass and yes I'm a virgin that's why I can desrcibe a detailed experience of my girl getting air sucked up her vag and ass from me fingering her while getting a bj good job anon continue to fb fap threads of girls ur obsessed with but will never sleep with cause you'll ask too many questions instead of being a man n taking the body in front of u that she's clearly offering whatever u want to do with
>>702998650
So who's capping this one?
>>703007111
Trips
And thank you.
>>702998650
fuck
>>702998650
>>703004610
This is the only way
>>702998650
thank you OP you made my day
>>703005031
Tbh I don't remember if I asked or one day just went down on her ass and pussy when she was in doggy style position its hard to remember stupid details like that when you did it for the next few weeks too
capped
>>702998650
What the fuck man
>>703008460
saved
gj m8
>>703008460
Thanks, anon.
>>703008460
mvp anon
>>703005016
Kill yourself
>>703007474
I don't even have a fb faggot. /b/ is the closest I get to social media. When I'm not on /b/ I go outside and actually interact with real people, females included. I know that's hard to imagine.
>>703002471
>fart swapping
My fucking sides
>>702998650
Fake and gay
>>703004610
Seriously OP he did all the work for you. You just gotta play the part.
>>702998650
truly amazing
>>703001743
Fuck off newfag
Well is the juggled fart hers or yours? If it's your fart you both start with then yeah, I can see why she is distant. No girl wants a nasty ass boy fart in her guts.
>>702998650
>told my gf about this thread
>she wants to try it out
>>703010747
The fart would be a third-party fart, trapped in the tube prior to our juggling. She would insert the tube in her anus and I would then blow the trapped gas from the tube into her with my mouth, before inserting my end into me.
>>702998127
Yup
>>702998650
>>703011338
Can you draw an example just so we have a clear picture of what it is exactly you're wanting to do?
Cheer up OP
>>702998650
shit's already up on reddit I bet
>>702998650
Only option now is an ether soaked rag, zip ties and a big trunk faggot. Time to an hero
>>702998650
Died laughing today. Thanks OP.
>>703012073
No way to draw, sorry. But third party, maybe a hooker for example, would fart into plugged tube and quickly plug the open end. Then we would take tube and insert the clean end into my gf, unplugged, of course. Then I'd take the end with the hooker shit on it, and using my mouth I would blow the hookers fart into my girlfriend. Then I would insert the same end into my anus so that my girlfriend and I could juggle the hooker fart.
>>702998650
Saw this on 9gag. How do I upvote?
>>702998650
Hello from reddit. How do I upvote this?
>>702998650
What the fuck OP?
>>702998650
>>702998650
>me
>>702997282
How can you still be alive
>>702998650
Shieet
>>702997282
Dewd.
Firstly, you don't brush it under the rug. That's the act of a coward.
Secondly, if she doesn't want to ... Fuck her. That's her loss. Move on and find somebody else.
Seriously.
>>702998650
>juggling farts
>>702998650
>>702998650
Include me in the screencap
>>703007111
I was in that thread and missed the webm. how was it?
>>703007111
I WAS IN THIS THREAD
>>702998650
Please let it be known I was here
>>702998650
So many replies it doesn't fit
>>702998650
>>702998650
The only option is suicide
>>703020859
Put me in the screencap xd
>>702998650
fascinating
>>702998650
>>703021482
Isnt it fam
So, in 2 days, someone fucks dead deers, another commits suicide on live cam and this guy has a fetish of swapping farts...
Whhhhhat the fuck.
>>702998650
U wot m8
>>703023114
Also, guy setting maggots and shit on fire over here >>703018469
>>702998650
DESIGNATED FARTING TUBES
>>702998650
Put me in the screencap of this classic
>>703023359
thanks anon
>>702998650
>>702998650
>>703023359
Holy fucking shit. What a week to remember.
b8
sage
>>703001186
ask her for her fetish
>>702998650
Aaaaagagagagaga
>>702998650
>>702998650
>be Doctor
>long day
>out soon
>thankgod.xray
>suddenly the doors blow open
>two carts pushed side by side
>whatinthehell.neckbrace
>nurse grabs me
>we need you for this
>walk into room
>pull back sheet
>male and female conjoined by a pipe in the asshole
Gay version of human centipede
>the girl is yelling
>"I never should have tried this!"
>blahblah... Woman talk
>remove pipe with lube and a bit of elbow grease.
I think to myself : "if she doesn't leave him, she damn well earned that ring.
>going into private practice soon.
>>702998650
>>703001186
>4 happy months
>>703002471
>Find a girl who will fart swap with you. Theres gotta be one out there
>>703026814
8.9/10
>>702998650
Outrageous. Lmao
Fart Juggling.
>>703001186
4 months and you drop a bombshell like this? Are you autistic??
>>703003529
>>702998650
>>703005346
This.
Source: i just went straight for the booty
>Holy shit this is funny
>>702998650
>>702998650
the fuck is wrong with you white people?
>>703001186
>4 months
that's a conversation you have when you're married and sex starts to get boring.
hopefully she doesn't spread your shame by telling everyone she knows about your fart juggling.
>>703028815
>Not white
>On /b/
>MODS
>Get banned fag
>>703028947
ey bby u wanna juggle farts?
not at all, it sounds like a fucking joke
>>703028947
You actually post memes of that nu male castrated faggot that hasn't been relevant since youtube launched ew
>>703028815
We've earned the right to be idiots considering we've accomplished nigh on everything.
>>703001186
4 months.. Fuck outta here with this shit and just Let the relationship end
>>702998650
Wtf anon
>>703028815
Go to /nig/
>>702997885
Oh my...
>>703029127
i'd fuck him in the ass
>>702998650
ORLY? need to capture the power of this "juggling" to make alternative energy source
>>703001233
mmm god damn those look yummy.
>>702998650
This is legendary. Posting in epic bread. That's seriously fucked up, OP. For real, we don't have your back on this. You need to see a goddamn psychologist about this.
>>703001186
Oh my god.
> farted while fapping
> felt good
This will be spoken of in the annals of time.
>>703029079
i wouldn't be surprised if it was real. farting is a fetish that exists.
http://www.xvideos.com/video13325043/khristy_farting
>>702998650
How does it fucken work, is it like a ball of gass being tossed around
>>702998650
For fucks sake dude
I was here too.
I just spent a good ten minutes choking of laughter
"I like to juggle farts" said Op in a serious tone.
His girlfriend was never the same
>>702998650
Save me from the nothing ive become
>>703019406
Do you have the webm
Toasting in epic bread
>>702998650
Finally something good on this site
I have seen some shit in my day, but this...
>>703023359
In a couple weeks if I get my fusion reactor up and running I will put bugs in it. I was putting bugs in a vacuum the other day
Soo...much fucking....phew took me a good 7 minutes of Kektastrophe to finally stfu. God dammit i should use 4chan more.
>>703032063
No, you shouldnt. Get out while you still can
>>702998650
>juggling farts
Join a circus op
>>702998650
Can I be in the screen cap?
-tg4d
>OP brings up strange fetish, pretending to not want attention brought to it
>Anons inevitably ask because autism
>OP gets his fifteen minutes of fame on /r/4chan
>OP wins
GG, faggots.
>>702998650
>>703007111
Did you save the webm?
>>702998650
>juggling farts
>>703033814
please say yes
>>703029401
no homo
>>703034218
of course no homo. that's just what bros do.
>>702998650
holy shitballs
>>702998650
SHOUT OUT TO THE CUNTS CURRENTLY SCREEN CAPPING THIS SHIT
>>702998650
>>702998650
I would say my sides are killing me but I've just done 30 situps after not excercising in any way for a good few years, every time I even snicker my abs fucking wrench in pain
This is so fucking funny I cant even laugh about it
>>702998650
Ho-Lee-Fuk
>>702997282
test...
>>703004610
Damn nigga, that's a sociopathic level of bullshitting. Don't know wether to be impressed or worried.
>>702998650
thats a pretty shitty fetish
put me in the screencap pls
>>702998650
you're finished
the only reason you still have a gf is that women are shit at breaking up because they never want to be the bad guy, but yeah, you're relationship is done.
>>702998650
Baby otter says hi to /r/4chan and asks to be in the screepcap. <3 <3 <3
>>703005031
Watch everyone in the thread rail against you and try to disagree with you
>>703023359
That thread still going? I noped out after the maggot dick pic.
>>702998650
OP. You deserve love. Tell this girl you are sorry that you freaked her out. You care about her a lot and you want her to feel safe and comfortable around you. Make it clear that you love her and not her farts.
But you have to ask: is she willing to work with you to fulfill your fantasies? If the answer is no, you must find a woman who will.
>>702998953
does that guy fuck trannies?
>>703030001
damn is that cokem in the background
>>703036552
nah, bob smith set the maggots on fire, poured spirits on them, set them on fire again, posted vids and went to bed. bob says he'll make a thread in about a week of him cleaning up the mess and his house.
>>703036829
Fuck me but I love this site. No matter how badly I fuck up I can always come here and remember that at least I'm not setting maggots on fire in a filth pit of my own making.
