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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

P.S. Please come back to us, voiceover girl. I miss you.
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Rolling for get
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>>702988299
https://www.dropbox.com/request/kiTq4K16rfOJbAWoGUFg
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The next post will end in 0.
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>>702988769
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meow

-meowbot
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>>702988946
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>>702988299
omg! Reimu! Its so good to see you!

Nice ass, btw.
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>>702989216
If I get dubs, you have to leave the thread and watch some Seinfeld.
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>>702988769
>*winks and finger guns*

>>702988995
It's nothing harmful. He's actually requesting for you to troll him rather than the other way around!
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>>702989216
how are you doing anon

-meowbot
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Anyone have a spare optimum login for a fellow /b/tard
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>>702988299
So how's it going?

(Could I have a quick hug?)

~Mantis
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i want to eat cirno again
i hope she tastes like ice cream this time

-meowbot
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Chris
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>>702989475
So what exactly is it then?
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>>702989650
I see that going one of two ways...

Either I crush you by accident, or you pincer me and I freak out.
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that drunk party guy from a while ago here, thought i'd update...
relationship with GF gone south: no passion left.
that girl i was into? rejected me, but that's probably for the best.
I felt MUCH better after saying it... which, admittedly, was while drunk.
Developed and worked past emotional sense of need to be wasted 24/7.

probably going to be single within a month, and i'm ok with that.
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>>702989679
That's my fault for missing it.
~Mantis
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>>702989747
>Chris has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "42".
average luck, have something green on ya and it might get better
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>>702989767
from what i understand, he wants to see your files uploaded on dropbox
you can share it too
that's what i understand

-meowbot
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>>702988299

Im trying to get over an old opiate habit. I recovered but then found kratom. Just quit that today. I feel like shit. Horribly depressed.

I have to move in 2 weeks and have a 1 month old newborn. Work is not making money right now.

I'm lost and feel like shit. I feel guilty that my baby doesn't make me as happy as I thought she would.

My gf is great and I hate being the asshole.

Idk when things will get better. I'm struggling.
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>>702989995
Well fuckbuckle and a half I'm wearing green and 42 is my football number
~ Chris
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>>702988299
Could you donate your get to me? I want to know if I will be rich and successful.
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>>702989767

It's a thing requesting you to upload files to his dropbox. Anything, he says!
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Why is that when a normie, after digging up an old meme and thinking they discovered something great, acts out the meme in fucking public, this is not seen as incredibly autistic? I see people fucking dabbing and talking about dicks out for Harambe. How little self-awareness do they have?
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>>702990133
for probably some money, you could do some work for neighbours
may not be much, but if you have a ton it could be useful

-meowbot
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>>702990422
Why is that when a normie, after digging up an old meme and thinking they discovered something great, acts out the meme in fucking public this is not seen as incredibly autistic? I see people fucking dabbing and talking about dicks out for Harambe. How little self-awareness do they have?
>>702990459
Why is that when a normie, after digging up an old meme and thinking they discovered something great, acts out the meme in fucking public this is not seen as incredibly autistic? I see people fucking dabbing and talking about dicks out for Harambe. How little self-awareness do they have?
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>>702989881
I see your point.

~Mantis
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>>702990459
crap, about the ton part i meant neighbours

-meowbot
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>>702990564
have you snapped or something?

-meowbot
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>>702988299
Tarot reading; Will Natalie and I ever see each other again?

-turdcutter
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>>702990729
Why is that when a catboy, after digging up an old doujin and thinking they discovered something lewd, acts out the doujin in fucking public this is not seen as incredibly arousing? I see mewobot fucking purring and talking about lewd feet and buttcheeks. How much cuteness does he have?
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>>702988299

>>702990566
OMG! I got Dubbs!

Reimu, may i please have a reading in the area of business and Personal Finance?

I thank you in advance!

~Mantis
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>>702990003
Thanks for the info

>>702990133
I can't offer much advice unfortunately. I say this to everyone who is sad or lost though, get into the arts. Paint, draw or maybe write a book even if your not good at it.

>>702989902
I don't recall you but again I have missed some threads. Glad you can walk the fire without getting burnt.
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>>702989902
You've taken a better philosophical viewpoint and improved your mental stability, that's what matters. Good work, Anonymous!

>>702990133
If you're having any money troubles, this site might be able to help you find something.

http://www.needhelppayingbills.com/

Are you in any kind of program to help you along with your addiction? I think that's probably the #1 thing making you feel that way right now. Substance abuse is a hard thing to break, and the depression and other things are common symptoms of quitting. Hang in there, it'll get better! In the meantime, just try your best to treat your girlfriend the way she deserves, and don't fret too much about how you feel. You can't help how you feel, you can only decide the actions you take.
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>>702988299
Will I be able to start a company this year?
-Harry
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I think I'm dealing with some sort of depression. Been dealing with it since I was 14-15, and now that I'm 20 I still don't see any point in continuing.

Survival is easy, I have an income and can make more at the drop of a hat. But now more than ever, with everyone finding their purpose and careers, I feel so fucking alone. I don't intend to go to college or university, I either do that or save up for my own house, and on top of that I really just don't know what I would want to major in. It'd be a major time and money sink that I know I'll regret even more than I do now.

What the hell do I do? I feel so lost and alone despite having family and a gf and all the support I could ask for. I feel like I'm drowning and I'm really just considering leaving everything behind and moving away, or just killing myself.

I intend to talk to my doctor about getting on some meds, but jesus christ I don't know what to do if that doesn't work.
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>>702989375
JOKES ON YOU FOOL! I ENJOY SEINFELD!

>>702989476
I AM FINE
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>>702988299
Get-get
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>>702989711
Hey! I just come here to adore Reimu-chan and get head pats form her! Don't go biting what doesn't belong to you!

- Cirno
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Nah, i haven't really improved...
I drubk texted that I liked a chick, and became a drunken mess for a while.
and I'm still underearimating vodka
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>>702990909
i don't purr and talk about fucking lewd feet or buttcheeks
calm down

-meowbot
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>>702988299
Sure why the fuck not, refer to me as Spidey-Anon. Now check em!
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Uu~ Hello, everyone!
*ears twitch*
I think this thread needs a little ENTHUSIASM.
... Not to mention a lot of purity...
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>>702991431
-vacant stare-
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>>702991316
>CHOMP
...still water

-meowbot
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>>702988299
Gonna try posting from my phone later. gotta go to work now.

Thank you again, Reimu!!

>>702991163
hello you!
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>>702991041
Why is that when a shrine maiden, after digging up an old Touhou level and thinking she discovered great, acts out the game in fucking public. this is not seen as incredibly skilled? I see Reimu fucking telling fortunes and dodging projectiles while simultaneously being highly engaged in a VN. How much skill does she have?
>>702991316
Why is that when an ice fairy, after digging up an old GET and thinking she discovered great, acts out the GET in fucking public, this is not seen as incredibly strong? Eye see Cirno fucking being the strongest and rolling quads. How much strength does she have?
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>>702991431
And confetti.
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>>702991585
Post another meme like this again, and you're done. You're out. Do not let it happen again.
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>>702991799
confetti
woohoo

-meowbot
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>>702991585
What else could you possibly expect from somebody called an ice fairy!?

>>702991624
I remember the good times when I was known throughout the nations. And by nations, I mean Cirno being known throughout this site!

- Cirno
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>>702991429
Why is that when a teenager, after digging up an old radioactive spider and thinking he discovered something Oscorp, gets bit by the spider in fucking privacy, this is not seen as incredibly deadly? I see Peter Parker fucking shooting webs and scaling buildings. How much web does he have?
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>>702991624
This is top kek.
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Reimu, can you tell me more about what I can do to take care of my feet and make them cuter? I know I'm supposed to put lotion and socks on but it just feels icky and I keep putting off doing it, how do I get around that?
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>>702991163
I found a cursed episode of seinfeld https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypZ1QDTBm30

>>702991624
Nice meme

>>702991431
I'm happy being unclean thank you very much. And your not going to purify this land either.
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>>702988299
When will I get a gf, OP/ what's my love life like in the future
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Hello everyone

Filler text

-Sweet Roll
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>>702991934
i dunno, fire or ice cream?

-meowbot
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>>702991935
You dare question me?
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>>702991118
Along with that, I highly recommend therapy! Talking these things out with someone on a regular basis, as they happen to you... it's invaluable for improving your state of mind. They'll ask you questions about yourself and what you want out of life that might help lead you to the answer.

Along with that, you should try to find some things to learn outside of college. There are plenty of classes and meetup groups out there for all kinds of hobbies and skills. Meetup.com is a good resource for that!

Try new things. Learn new things, preferably with other people, so you make friends at the same time! It'll be a lot cheaper than college for sure, maybe even free in some cases. Having all those new experiences might help steer you toward an ultimate goal!

>>702990946
>Princess of Swords
Secrets. Hidden matters. Need for caution. Plots. Sensing undercurrent of dangers afoot. Being privy to confidential matters. Being given inside information and warnings.

>The High Priestess
A counsellor, priestess, anchoress. A woman who appears removed emotionally and who is a law unto herself (this, however, does not mean she is unkind, and being impartial she often makes a wise counsellor).

>The Chariot
Triumph. Victory parade. Success of a multifaceted endeavour. Leadership, competence, and maturity.

The high priestess represents some woman who's going to play a positive role in your near future. Keep an eye out for someone fitting that description!
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>>702991431
cant help with either of those since im in a labyrinth right now

>>702991799
since you're in charge of confetti does that mean i can drive the float?
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>>702991958
By doing it anyway! You can't be lazy or take any shortcuts if you want to achieve beauty!
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>>702991958
Imagine when you find the cutie that you have been hoping for, and how they won't be able to resist your smooth feet.
They will probably restrain you and please your feet to please themselves, in my educated opinion.
N-Not from experience or anything, only a w-weirdo cares that much about their own f-feet.
To be concise, just pic related.
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>>702992167
>>702992070
Rerolling
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>>702992122
Ayyy I got dubs, how about that!
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>>702992464
Rolling once more
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>>702992547
One of these days Anon.
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>>702992547
If it's anything as shitty as my rolling game, I don't think I need to know
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>>702991082
re-roll
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>>702992101
I'm not flavoured!

>>702988299
Reimu-chan! I was just planning in to say hello, but I'll ask why I'm here. Have you ever had to take a subject you're terrible in? I'm struggling in my math class right now and just wandering about, not sure what to do!

- Cirno
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>>702992307
Why is that when a bounty hunter, after digging up an old helmet and thinking eh discovered something great, teabags someone in fucking fucking Co-Op, this is not seen as incredibly nasty? I see Chief kills aliens, and not afraiding of anything. How little dialouge does he have?
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>>702992447
>>702992460
Yeah, I guess you guys are right...thanks!
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>>702992307

I call dibs on the t-shirt cannon

Just don't put me in a mascot suit, my head will not fit

We are having a parade...

Right?

-Sweet Roll
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Why does Reimu hate me?
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>>702992686
aw
>CHOMP

-meowbot
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Reimu...is it true that if I kill myself, I'll get to see you and all your friends in Gensokyo? /jp/ used to tell me that when I was very young.
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>>702992974
yes, but don't do it yet
die of old age
or die by a nigger

-meowbot
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>>702992974
Yes, of course it's true
That's why you should do it right this moment
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>>702992974
Please don't kill yourself, it's not worth it
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>>702991570
*vacant reply*
>>702991799
Oooh, confetti is good~ Who on earth doesn't like confetti?
>>702991997
*purifies you immediately.*
There, all better.
>>702992307
A labyrinth? Is David Bowie there?
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>>702992804
Don't worry, Reimu-chan doesn't hate anybody!

>>702992916
One of these days, you're going to regret doing that! Mark my words!

>>702992974
>>702993064
>>702993072
Hey! Try to be nice to each other while waiting for Reimu-chan! She wouldn't like that!

- Cirno
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>>702991894
It's edible, just for you.

>>702992307
Of course. But on the condition that I get to have a cool title, like commissioner of confetti.
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>>702992704
Why is that when a 4chan anon, after digging up a copypasta and thinking he discovered something pretty kek worthy, shitposts with it constantly on the same thread multiple times, this is not seen as complete faggotry. I see this anon fucking shitposting and being a faggot. How little memes does he have?
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Police academy or family business?
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>>702988299
Can I have a reading please? I want to know about personal finance and love.
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>>702992974
Nope, as it turns out, suicides go to the same place as Death Note users.

>>702992686
I have, and it was the same one as you. My problem in math was more of a motivation one, though.

Anyway, ask for help every time you need it! Look up tutorials online, there are lots of math resources out there that explain and illustrate things in an easier way. Khan Academy is one!

>>702992804
Why does Ika hate me?
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>>702992686
What kind of math class?
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>>702993460
re-roll for dubs
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>>702993338
woohoo
should i use brickbot as a t-shirt launcher

-meowbot
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>>702993324
Jerk... I still love you...

>>702993330
I can't live without her approval!

>>702993495
Because you touched someone else besides me at night
>
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>>702993460
re-roll
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>>702993330
>double chomp

-meowbot
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>>702993495
Mmmm, alright! I'll just have to try to learn the stuff harder with those resources. I'm a little lazy about that.

>>702993552
It's pre-calc and algebra 3. I'm just terrible at functions and graphs.

- Cirno
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>>702988299
>Mfw I just realized I didn't get my tarot card reading, but rather just spent the last 30 minutes posting shit.
OP forgive me! Spidey needs a reading! I even got the dubs earlier. I want to know what's in my immediate future, and how long I can continue my days derailing shit threads on 4chan with spidey!
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>>702988299
Will I be rich?
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>>702993324
nope, just a lot of undead, gorgons and minotaurs

>>702993338
sure, you can have that title
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>>702992916
>>702993338

>Things being eaten in the thread that are not me

It's about time
/ =–=\*

-Sweet Roll
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>>702993324
Yes, David Bowie is here.
>>702993386
Why is that when I, after creating some rant that was initially about memes, falsely calling it a copypasta and thinking I created something funny, shitpost it again and again, this is not seen as hilarious? I see myself fucking shitposting and being blue. How big of a guy is he?
...
Why is that when a mercenary, after digging up an old plane and thinking he discovered some master plan, crashes the plane in fucking Uzbekistan, this is not seen as rising the fire? I see Bane fucking grabbing prizes and being expected in the wreckage, brother. How big of a guy is he?
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Seems everyone's dubs were used up at the start of this thread

>>702993851
I'll give you a quick one
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>>702993791
http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/Classes/Alg/Alg.aspx

This helped me survive college math classes. I learned the material using this first, then after read the textbook and did practice problems. If you want to become good at math, you can't be lazy. You have to actually practice different types of problems, and ask the teacher/TA/professor/tutor for help when you need a better explanation.
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>>702993987
can i have a sweet roll

-meowbot
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>>702993851
>Twelve of Dead Spidermans
You can't. Please go join Heaven in the meme graveyard.
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>>702993324
No, you just say you do. And there is a difference. But hello, Ika.
>>702993947
Well now I'm sad. I wanted a Davie Bowie.
>>702994025
W-wha? He is?
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I was unfortunately called into a game of Overwatch for my last hour awake before bed last time, so I was unable to speak to the gentleman when I felt I finally found him. I'm the annoying guy who was super vague about everything searching for *either* Reimu or "someone who lurks in this thread often but rarely posts"

Just before leaving someone took notice of me and started to talk, but I couldn't stay to chat.

I was also posting wallpapers at the time. I guess I'll post more. Last time I posted from my SFW folder, so I'll mix it up and post from the NSFW folder this time. Nothing too risque -- mostly panty shots.
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>>702993742
Do you not get enough to eat at home!? Should I treat you to a meal other than myself!?

>>702994110
I appreciate it! As it so happens, it is one of the textbooks that explains the main idea but not every type of problem, therein lying my issue. Either way, I'll try everything!

- Cirno
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>>702994213

You may, at least it's not ME

This one is on the house
*/___\*

You are eating a lot in this thread, you might get a stomach ache if you continue

-Sweet Roll
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>>702994235
Best waste of my time ever is this thread tbh. It's truly top kek. Well, spidey out.
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>>702994443
There is life on Mars.
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Hello thread!
What's been going on in this webzone?
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>>702994523
Good luck Cirno.
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>>702994523
i eat fucking nothing according to manhattan
you're my savior
>triple chomp

-meowbot
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>>702994523
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>>702994726
nothing
just a robot eating as much as he can

-meowbot
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Reimu, what would you do if Gensokyo was attacked by the Numidium? Do you think that your people would be able to stop it?
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Why not
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>>702994443
well unless david bowie is in titan quest i doubt i'll find him down here
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>>702994680
woohoo

-meowbot
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I don't even know how to start. I've been in a few rough relationships. In fact, my only 2 relationships were rough. They didn't like me for who i am, only for what I have. A girl I've recently started to fall for is into me for who i am. We met online. She's close enough for us to meet. I decided to lie about my life - who i was but i would act how i normally would if i knew her in person. Thing is, i didn't think ahead. Now I'm starting to fall for her, as she is to me, and now i have no idea if she likes me or the other me. I can't just ditch her because she's going through vary hard times right now. I can't leave her. I don't know if we should just keep our relationship over the internet till she finds someone better, have it crumble, or tell her my lie and hope she accepts me for me and doesn't push me out of her life or... Do anything durastic.

Card reading for love if gets
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>>702993851
Past. Ace of wands reversed. Means Hesitation, setbacks.

Present. Death. means the end of something or the need to release something.

Future. The empress. passion, emotion, love of life. Also symbolizes a mother.
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>>702994726

I knew that capitalizing the word me would summon you for some reason

also hello.

-Sweet Roll
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>>702992167
Thanks for the suggestions. What if I can't afford therapy though? In my area, therapists run up to $100 or more per visit. Even if I were to go into better work, it'd still be too expensive for me at the moment.
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>>702988299
I want to know if I will be able to buy my dad a ferrari
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>>702994474
hello. I remember you

>>702994973
ill get to you in a minute.
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>>702994686
We don't serve spidermans here.

>>702994831
I'd probably start by beating up several youkai who seem to be related to the problem before stumbling upon the giant robot thingy itself, then I'd challenge it to a spell card duel and win like I always do.

After that, we'd have tea together... probably outside of the shrine this time since it's too big to fit in.
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>>702988299
Could I have a general reading please? I'm interested in how rich I will be too.
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Going for Tarot reading
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>>702995518
Two dubs I feel lucky
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>>702995238
Hello. Are you the lurking anon?
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I've always had this confidence that I will undoubtedly achieve my dreams of being at least a multi-millionaire or billionaire. Can I have a reading to tell me if this will actually happen?
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>>702988299
Girl I've been speaking time with doesn't like me, likes some guy she met online that lives on the West Coast, we love on the East Coast. I've been friends with her since high school (we're 31 now).

This isn't the first this has happened.
In college, girl I liked didn't like me, met guy online while playing World of Warcraft. Moved to Texas to marry him.

Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself, girls would rather be with strangers than me.
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>>702994973
Tell her the truth, you dun goffed from the begining by telling lies about who you were, if she forgives you then you're lucky, although that's what seems likely to happen, if she pushes you back, atleast you'll learn something, but yeah, tell her the truth, or you'll regret not to.
>>702994474
Chuuni guy, sup.
>>702995134
Save enough money and your old man will probably have one.

Also, hello everyone.
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>>702995602
Summers well over son, go do your homework.
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>>702994973
You need to tell her. There's always a chance that the relationship won't just fall apart on its own, and then you end up with someone who's head over heels for a person who doesn't exist. Ghosting her will be more and more appealing at that point and that's a terrible thing to do to anyone. So it's best to just be honest and upfront about it and hope for the best.
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>>702995913
I believe I managed to post that I'm not familiar with the term chuuni before I had to leave. I didn't get to see any response, though. What, per se, is a chuuni?
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>>702995632
re-roll for dubs
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>>702995840
That's two times, it's not always going to happen. Let me ask, how did you approach these girls with your feelings? Did you make it clear from the start that you wanted to date, or did you linger around as a friend for a long time while keeping it to yourself?

Focus on improving your life, attitude, and skills. Appearance too. You wanna look good, whatever that means to you. Unless that means cargo shorts, in which case, pick something else. Improve yourself, and eventually you'll attract not only girls but people in general. Happy and confident people are attractive.
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Any advice on dealing with anxiety? It keeps me up at night and is really messing with me.

-TM
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>>702995626
I post here often enough so no.

>>702994973
Situation. The star reversed means doubt, pessimism and false hope.

Dont do. 5 of cups reversed means Recognition of something valuable, often after a loss.

do. 2 of cups reversed means a relationship becomes less significant than originally expected. Friends rather then lovers.

Thats the reading I got. You can interpret the reading as you like it and I agree with the others, you have to tell the truth.
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>>702996118
Chuunibyou, eight grader syndrome.
A chuuni might have all kinds of weird ideas about themselves, including thinking they have mysterious superpowers.
Basically character building pulled out of thin air to make self think they're cool or something.

It's fairly common.
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>>702996300
>Knight of Wands
A journey or change of residence. Sound instincts.

>The World
Purpose. Confidence. Completion. Enjoying life and anticipating its curves. Unencumbered by the trivial. Being in control of one¹s fate.

>The Fool (Reversed)
Poor work ethic. Lack of conviction, purpose, or avoiding responsibilities by aimless wandering. Unfulfilling travels. Inability to recognize opportunities, or not being willing to work for them. Failure to learn.

The first two are the reassurance that you can achieve what you desire. The last one is a warning of what to avoid to make that happen.
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>>702995913
I thought about telling her the truth alot. My plan was to wait till i help her go though depression then tell her when she fixes her life and in person. Atleast if she rejects me, she wont do anything crazy at that point. I don't want her to be alone during this but i dont want to dig this hole deeper, get her out of depression just to get her back into it by telling her half my life is a lie. I'm starting to ramble. I think its best to tell her after she's not depressed. That way she has other people who can help her through if i make her depressed.
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>>702995840
Keep in mind that they also are human beings with their own experiences and feelings, apparently you seem to list everything to orbit you, everyone are just mere persons who can take choices, not because you're childhood friends or you talk with them they'll fall for you, keep looking, someone who doesn't knows you is more likely to give you a try too, just so you know.
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>>702989216
Why anon?
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Just to let people know unless its a very interesting case I'm done doing tarot readings for tonight.

>>702996720
Try to learn to meditate. Let everything pass over you and calm your mind. Only you exist.
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I'll take a reading about love to go please!
In other news what's everyone playing videogame wise, i'm thinking about the new doom and currently playing oberwatch.
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Will me and my boyfriend stay together
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Im trying to gain access to my third eye help me!!
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>>702997159
Well crud, just seconds before I click post.
Thanks for the great thread anyways!
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Reimu, how do I get more int touch with my spirituality? How can I be sure that such things exist?
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>>702996720
Controlled breathing. When you feel anxious, take deep, rhythmic breaths that continue to get slower and slower. You'll eventually reach a state where you feel more calm.

Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and other stimulants. When you're anxious about a certain situation, ask yourself what the worst case scenario would be. Imagine it over and over-- it might make you feel more anxious at first, but eventually you'll come to realize it's silly and you're blowing it out of proportion.

Lastly, therapy helps a whole lot. It's where I learned those two tips.

>>702995115
Try looking for a student therapist, like one on a college campus if there are any near you. They're supervised by professionals, and are trying to prove their worth so they do a good job while being incredibly inexpensive.
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>>702996825
That's unfortunate. Although given the time I've had to reflect on the subject I've started to realize at least a little bit who I'm looking for.

I need the assistance of a person with a certain type of personality. Because one's personality leads them to act in certain ways in social situations, their personality is both caused by an the cause of many of their life experiences. I need someone who understands my situation with little explanation (ergo they have experienced something similar to it) but who takes an interest in the emotions and lives of others and has spent sufficient time reflecting to take an objective stance on matters.

That said, the ideal candidate would be a lurker in a Reimu thread:

>Unlike Alice threads, the air is friendlier and more geared towards providing help and advice instead of adopting into a cult
>Someone who posts actively is here as a social outlet or a mean of entertainment and is not quiet or pensive enough

Reimu herself is sub-ideal but sufficient. She clearly didn't come here originally for the social aspect (she started the threads, so at first there was no one here to socialize with - it began merely as a "let me help you" thing) and she has the drive to actively assist others. However in the large amount of time she's been posting here she has probably boiled down problems to a succinct list of types and provides objective advice accordingly.

Of course these insights don't come to me automatically. What comes to me automatically is a mental abacus that tells me who to seek out and I do so without understanding the underlying logic.
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>>702988299
hi my name is windy
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>>702996720
Try to relax, you can go into existentialism and think about everything being useless or a nonsense, also you could exercise, tire your body so you get home just to be able to rest.
>>702997247
Duct-tape can do wonders.
>>702997060
Mmh, this one is kind of complicated, since the reactions are different depending on how low the depression has been going.
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>>702996992
Thank you so much. It's reaffirmed what I've been thinking and also what my worries are. I will work hard to avoid this situation.
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>>702997441
Another person in this thread does tarot for dubs
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>>702997137

You must be new here

-Sweet Roll
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>>702997892
>windy has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "60".
keep something red on or near ya and your luck should get better
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Can i get my fortune cookie

~Desu-chan
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>>702997060
Whoa, whoa. That's a bad idea. As a boyfriend figure, you can't step into the role of therapist. It's a power differential that causes all kinds of bad things.

Not only that, try imagining for a moment that someone helped you fix your entire life and told you all the steps you need to take to make it better. Then imagine that person tells you that they aren't who you thought they were that entire time and were lying to you. That kind of revelation will color all the advice and possibly make her backslide hard.

Do it as soon as possible, and then step out of the role of responsibility for her mental health. It's her responsibility alone, all you should ideally do is point her in the direction she can go to get help from someone else... and, you know, other boyfriend stuff.

>>702997197
Civ V. Lots and lots of Civ V.

>>702997580
You can't ever be sure. It's a faith thing where you either believe in it or you don't. There will never be any hard evidence.

That said, everyone approaches it a different way. Why not try reading up on different religions and practices and seeing which way sounds the most appealing to you?
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Will I ever find someone who wants to be with me? I just started college and have trouble meeting new people (if anyone remembers the greentext about a week ago with the 9/10 and Scoobert Doo that was me). There's a girl I've liked for a while who's perfect, but she's not into me. Am I just meant to be alone forever?
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>>702996968
Not only common, that sounds like a natural stage of growing up. Literally every teenager thinks they're part of a unique story and they're the main character. I don't think I have "super" powers only because I believe there's nothing supernatural or extraordinary about them. Although I do think I'm different from most others, so I suppose I would qualify under that definition.

I can explain it and even give you a laundry list of possible causes, but I can't help it. I spent my entire life getting beaten up, laughed at, mugged, spit on, and all other forms of abused by my peers. I didn't develop any form of lasting social connection until I was 15. I learned to speak mostly from video games. So while others spent their formative years (from 3 to 8) mastering body language, humor, subtlety, and communication: I spent those years mastering real-time strategy games and teaching myself higher levels of mathematics.

When you spend more time around computers than people, thinking in words is inefficient and slow. I can know exactly what I want to accomplish without waiting out the several long syllables to say it in my mental voice. So I just imagine the action: a single, intangible thought with no sound or picture associated.

When you start thinking like this too much, you start solving problems this way. You look at two armies in an RTS and realize, without counting or envisioning anything, that if you took roughly 1/4th of your troop and flanked over that mountain they would turn 1/2 of their army to counter the threat and you could use long-ranged attacks to distract the other force while you sent in cavalry to the troops now turned around... all in an instant you know exactly what to do but you can't explain it to someone nearly as quickly as you can click and send the commands.
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>>702997934
She said shes been depressed for a few years. The part that hurts me the most is that she said I'm really helping her. Thats why im so hesitant. I don't want to pull her into a worse state if she does reject me. I could care less about this hurting me. I just don't want to hurt her. I have a feeling that she would of liked the teal me. But it's the lies that I've toled her that might hurt her.
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>>702998501
That's scary. I'm afraid of being wrong. I know Shinto has been mentioned here a few times and I've sort of been interested in it, but I'm afraid I just like the idea of it because of Touhou. Is that bad?
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>>702998401
There are billions of girls out there. You just haven't found the right ones yet.

As for meeting new people, especially since you're in college, you should try joining some clubs. Even if you're not entirely sure about them and it's just mildly interesting, go to some of their meetings and activities and hang out with them. You're bound to find something you're interested in, and common activities are the best way to make friends!
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>>702997197
currently playing titan quest and probably gonna be playing halo 5 again since a new update comes out tomorrow

>>702998293
>Desu-chan has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Social", "16".
fortune cookies seem a bit temperamental tonight
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>>702998759
No matter what initially got you into it, what matters is whether it fits you. Try learning as much about it as you can-- it's not like it'll hurt to know some new things even if you later decide it's not for you.
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>>702998759

Use that reason to look into it, it's not bad, when you know enough about it, and like it, you are now interested for two reasons

-Sweet Roll
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>>702998388

>>702997060
Mmm. Thanks for the advice and the perspective. I knew what i needed to do this whole time. I'm just scared.
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>>702996968
>>702998501
(cont. I ran out of characters)

That same skill spilled out into my every-day life. If an appliance is broken I don't have to think out how it works in my head: I just look at it and know what's wrong without knowing the words or the exact mechanics behind it. If there's a fight at work I know exactly what to say to diffuse it without knowing why it will work or how people will interpret it.

At some level it's almost like having future sight. I know the effects of my actions without understanding why it will have that effect. At some level I know, but I solved the problem in the form of symbols instead of in a formal proof. On the other hand, sometimes those symbols aren't a perfect cipher for reality and an unexpected variable works its way into the mix. I also find that many times I'll determine the proper course of action and not have the courage or skill to pursue it.

It's not future sight at all, though. it's just calculating the results of all known inputs to simple equations.

>>702998759
Human minds are neat things. Your reasons for taking interest in something have no sway on how "good" or "bad" that interest is. An interest doesn't even have a concept of "good" or "bad". The only metric is how engrossed you become in it.

If you like the idea of Shinto, then I highly recommend researching it more and seeing how interested you are as you read up on it. I think the cosmology and theology of Shinto are some of my favorites among all religions. I can post more on that later. Out of characters again.
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>>702998501
I think that's rhe way everyone works? I mean, it's just a matter of watching anyone play a live-action game, tgey don't think about firing a gun when the enemy ia in front, they just do it before thinking.
>>702998756
You can support her by the mere action of talking with her, don't try to apply half-assed psychology with her, tell her the truth otherwise you'll only be hurting her further. Best of lucks anon.
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Fortune cookie?

-Greif
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>>702997794
I'm a little bit like that. I like to make observation of what small group of people I consider friends and certain people.

I talk a bit here as you see but in real life I don't speak often.

But hey if you want me in your ring on whats going on let me know.
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>>702988299
I've developed feelings for my best friend, I've been feeling this way for 3 years, she prefers girls to guys but said she'd be all over me if she did like guys, I've accepted this but still I can't get over her, how do I get over her!
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>>702999872
Yes you are!

I need some more sleep
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>>702998759
>>702999580
I'll take some time now to post my understanding of Shinto. Please take this with a grain of salt, as I'm not a religious scholar nor a regular Shinto practitioner. However I have done a bit of research into multiple religions, myths, histories, and stories - because I believe that all creativity has its roots in reality. There would not be thousands of tales of a "great flood" if there were not, at some point in the past, something that appeared (to the people of the region) to be a great flood.

Shinto I find unique and interesting because they believe that over time all things become more "different". At first there was one life form, and it was an amalgam of all life as we know it. If it has two children, each would be slightly different from one another. After all, if you have two children each will look slightly different: right?

If those children have children, they will be slightly different still. These differences, over thousands of years, will add up.

Following this logic backwards, no matter how different two living things are: at one point in the past they were the same. You, the tree, and the fish all share a common ancestor: the original life. This is why many Shinto gods are depicted as being both human and animal. They were some mix of the two, and one of their children was more animal and another was more human.

I find this interesting because it very closely echoes the two scientific discoveries of ever-increasing universal entropy (all things become more "different") and evolution (we all came from a common ancestor)

>>702999740
I find that hard to believe since others have no trouble explaining their thought patterns or communicating their strategies. Also most people suck at strategy games.
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>>702999877
Holy shit I got dubs too. How exactly does this tarot reading work?
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>>702999877
>Greif has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Red", "79".
first good luck cookie of the night, lucky you
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>>703000151
then go sleep
why aren't you sleeping
IT'S TIME TO SLEEP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
yes i overreact sometimes

-meowbot
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>>703000149
Focus all your energy and thought on improving yourself and meeting other people! Despite what she said, you need to start thinking of her as someone you'll never be with no matter what. It's a pointless fantasy, which you should remind yourself of any time you catch yourself thinking about it. She's a lesbian, and nothing will change that.
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>>703000367
Ah, but there'd be school...
Shoot ME

>>703000543
>>703000682
Eeee

Also
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>>703000141
What's going on is no closely-guarded secret. I'll gladly share with anyone. I just believe there's only two individuals who can help me.

Unfortunately what's going on, while not secret, is poorly understood. The best I can explain it while still being 100% accurate and making zero guesses is that I'm chronically unhappy.

I used to be WAY more miserable: to the point of contemplating suicide... but somehow this is different. It's much worse. I also spent years no longer being miserable as my life improved. Now my life is better than ever but negative emotions have returned -- it's not quite sadness or grief or anxiety. It's something else that I'm not able to put my finger on or name.

I don't believe it's bipolar disorder or chemical depression of any form. The existing evidence and basic statistics would indicate otherwise. It seems to be environmental.
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>>703000804
That is one wasted GET.
Also forgot image
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>>703000329
Ask something to the cards.
>>703000314
>Also most people suck at strategy games.
You don't know much people then.
You're just overanalisying what's called common sense.
>>703000149
Get obssesed over someone else, once you've followed that step, come back for advice on dating.
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>>703000905
Okay, how will my romantic relationships go in the near future/will I have any at all?
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>>703000905
Possibly. I do have a tendency to over-analyze.

Although I don't believe that it's a matter of not knowing many people that leads to my assumptions about their skill at games. Thanks to the internet I'm afforded opportunities to play with thousands of people without ever knowing them, I can watch videos and streams of others playing, and I can read up what others belief is good strategy.

I also don't believe people's lack of skill at strategy is limited to games. People consistently fail at attempting to play the stock market, they fail at budgeting, they fail at running companies, they fail at planning out their weekends,...

Everywhere I look people are incompetent. I wish I were exaggerating when I said this, but in my eyes it seems like 99% of people are idiots barely getting by due to dumb luck and sheer numbers. It's extremely rare that I find someone capable of solving simple problems.

Hell, I work as a programmer and every co-worker I've ever had seems to release 2 bugs for every 1 that they fix. I can't tell you how many times I've found code that only worked by coincidence because no one had ever bothered to submit values that weren't in alphabetical order or something similarly asinine.

I could just be an extremely rare statistical anomaly and it's causing me to misunderstand what "normal" is, but I don't feel like I ever put that much effort into learning and the world just *makes sense*. The fact that people manage to fail algebra is nothing to me but proof that I'm living in a world of retards.
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Reimu, how do I be a cute boy? I like looking at pictures of cute anime girls and I want to be cute like that, slender and cute and soft looking, but I don't want to be a girl or a "sissy" or anything. How do I be cute like that, but stay a boy?
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>>703001269
>Nine of Pentacles
A multifaceted venture that succeeds. You speculated on this and you'll be proven right.

>Three of Cups
Support, encouragement. Excitement and play. Enjoying arts and talents. Luck, excitement, and momentum. Goodwill and humour. The doubling effect of success shared.

>Five of Cups
Unfortunately, past experience will hinder you in some way. It seems there's something you lost once that you can't get over, and it will only lead to disappointment in the future relationship.
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Dubs please
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>>703000851
Is that "emotion" something like a void then? Just empty space? That's the best I can describe in words. Something empty that is taking up space.

Of course the best way to get rid of something if that's what you wish to do is to understand it. To grasp something vague is a challenge but not possible.

It feels like I'm coming closer to something I can only describe as "peace with nothing". Sometimes it drifts away. So perhaps it may be related? Or maybe this feeling can help you?
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>>703001834
R.I.P.
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I can't stop worrying about the refugee crisis and the Islamization of Europe and the west. It feels like everyone just hates white people and wants to do everything they can to get rid of them. Is this true, or am I just worrying too much?
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>>703002086
not impossible I meant to say
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>>703001704
You can't, you're cursed/destined to be a cute trap.
>>703002118
Rest in memes.
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>>703001799
Reimu-chan is so good at getting dubs!

- Cirno
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>>703002288
Whew! Dubs! That's only the second time!
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>>703001799
Thank you! This was a comforting reading (minus the last part of course, but I'm almost certain I know what it's referring to). I feel very reassured now.
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>>703002201
I know how you feel. Remember this though.

When the pendulum swings one way, its going to swing harder the other. They tried to boil the frog to fast and we feel it. Just never stay silent.
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>>703002409
>eats a part of the head

-meowbot
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>>703001704
Being cute in the way you're describing it almost necessarily involves having feminine qualities. Masculinity is inherently not cute, so you'd have to dip a little bit into girlishness to pull it off. The extent is up to you of course, but I'd suggest experimenting with colors and clothing choices usually associated with girls. Maybe study people like David Bowie and Prince who put a little bit of androgyny in their styles, see what they did, how they did it, what worked and what doesn't work for you.

Gender is dead, so feel free to discard it! Makeup is your friend.
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I guess I will attempt.

Call me Jeff, I supose.
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>>703002887
Off by one
>Tragic
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>>703002086
It's not really emptiness. Emptiness is closer to what I felt in my youth - when I wanted to die. This is much worse. It's active. It pushes its weight on me and makes my stomach sink. It makes me unable to see what's in front of me and makes me uncomfortable no matter how I sit. It's something that attacks me from the inside.

I can't fully pin down the mental state of the emotion as well as I can the physiological effects, and I fear if I attempt to then I'll lead to miscommunication. However I find myself reflecting on my past often, hating how things turned out and wishing I could fix things. I hate who I am, I hate everyone who brought me to this point in time... I want to his the reset button on life. However at the same time I realize that I'm in an amazing situation, objectively. I'm 26 and I own a two-story house (30% down payment), a car (paid in full), two 55-inch TVs, and I have about $1000 extra every 2 weeks after bills. I know that all the suffering, all the bad luck, all the poor decisions, and all of the things I want to re-do... they led me to this great position in life. But I'm dissatisfied. I don't want MORE, necessarily... I just feel like this isn't the life I'm supposed to be in. I want DIFFERENT. I want the life I SHOULD have had -- even if it means living in a cardboard box.

I also feel like I'm forgetting who I am. I used to have hobbies and activities. I'd regularly go rock climbing. I'd play Magic the Gathering. I'd post on forums or play RPGs or write programs for fun. Now I do nothing. I just work and come home. Even when I have a full day free to do whatever I please, I find myself staring at a wall. I can't remember what I like I to do. I don't remember who I am anymore, or what I enjoy.

It's like I'm a prisoner. I want to throw everything away and restart my life in another country so I can be who I want to be, and not whoever the hell I am...
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>>703002288
>>703002409
Double dubs, Cirno a cute.
>>703002201
There's only one sane thing to do, create a new holocaust of course!
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>>703003009
Rest in Peace, me. I had something I guess I needed help with.
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>>702988299
Hi Reimu-sama! Where's my cookie?

~E
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>>703003126
Ironically, I almost never get dubs. But I'll take it this one time.
>Cirno getting dubs, perfectly normal.

- Cirno
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>>703003253
What is it, anon-kun?
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>>703002251
Really? But I don't want to be a girl or be degraded or stuff, I like being a boy, I just want to be cute and lovable and soft like all the anime girls I look up to

>>703002769
Well yeah, I expect to be feminine a bit, but I just don't want to flat out be a girl or anything, you know? I'm sorry, I'm having a really hard time finding good examples
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>>703002887
>Jeff has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Yellow", "43".
that bad luck seems to be preventing that dubs get

>>703003368
>E ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "44".
heres your cookie
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You're here again.
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>>703003601
Thank you! Rawlin for some advice.

~E
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Reimu, is there a way to contact you outside of these threads? I'm always scared that one day I won't be able to see you again
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>>703003114
My guess is a reality crises but that's a shot in the dark.

Your situation reminds me a bit of a show called "bojack horseman" from netflix minus being able to figure out problems. I'm going to go now but if you wish to talk to me at a later time I might have more to say.

See ya and everyone.
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>>703002769
Is gender really dead? Why does that make me sad? Do we all have to be genderfluid Tumblr SJWs now?
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>>703004132
Later

I've got to run, as well. It's my bed time.
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>>703003532
>like all the anime girls I look up to
Found your problem :,^(
>>703003957
You could always join the steam group!
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>>703004295
There's a steam group?
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>>703003888
That was fucking fast. I'd need some advice about school. I failed last year and now I have to do it all over again. How can I improve my grades and concentration? (Except by studying more)

~E
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>>703004161
You can never fight science!
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>>703003527
Today in choir we played Never Have I Ever. It was in the middle of a round and I was trying go find a seat. I see two free chairs with a person inbetween them. Halfway there I notice it's my ex and kinda awkwardly bend my knees to stop, then turn to find a different chair. Really didn't mean to, impulse I guess. Thing is, she was looking at me. Our eyes had met before I turned. She probably won't ever talk to me again aside from 'Does anyone need me to replay something?' in sectionals.
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>>703004295
What do you mean? I've always looked up to anime girls and Touhous
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>>703004387
Apparently
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>>703003532
It pains me to have to describe it this way, but the closest analogue between anime hair styles and real life comes from the scene fad from back in the early 2000s.

Straightened, medium long hair with bangs.

Add a cute hat, maybe an afghan. Baggy clothes are cute in anime but unflattering in real life, so you should probably stick to clothes that fit snugly. Ever seen those pants girls wear that kinda look like jeans but they're actually made of elastic-y soft fabric? Those are adorable, to me, no matter who's wearing them! You can find lots of girls' shirts and shoes that are just neutral enough to not be full on crossdressing, too.
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>>703003969
got the wrong person cirno, im not reimu
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>>703004895
J-jeggings? Ah, I mean, it's not like I own a pair of those or anything!
Ahaha...
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>>703005119
Resto in presto, I tried my besto!

- Cirno
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Reimu, I really don't like my body and facial hair, but it just keeps coming back no matter how much I shave it. I'm too poor for laser stuff, and I'd be too scared in case one day I wanted it back. I wanna be silky smooth all the time, but I just don't have the energy to keep my body like that at all times. What do I do? Is there any way to just slow it down considerably?
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This thread needs more feet.
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>>703005439
Wax it.
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Actually, I have another problem as of late. One of my friends from back home is fumingly mad at me and I don't want this to be a friendship breaking thing. She constantly jokes about her boyfriend and the stuff he's "too afraid" to do (not hurtfully, just poking fun at him). I'm friends with her boyfriend too, so I advise him to basically nut up a bit, but when she found out I said that, she freaked. I've talked to the boyfriend since then, and he's totally fine with what I said and has been trying to calm her down. What can I do to make sure she doesn't hate me?

-Greif
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>>703005470
Tell me more about feet! Tell me what it would be like to have cute soft pretty ones, and how to make them that way!
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>>703005470
no more feet

-meowbot
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Might as well see what the deal is.

My name is Cade. Gimme fortune.
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>>703005593
How do I do that if I can't buy a waxing kit or get it done at some place? Would just tape or something work?
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>>703004387
It's called "Reimu's thread friends", look it up.
>>703004482
So what's the deal? If your body did that on its own, there must have been a reason, right?
>>703005439
Get used to shave in the morning! Or suffer the consequences.
>>703005470
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>>703005646
Mine aren't particularly attractive so I don't believe I can help you with that.

>>703005699
All of the feet.

>>703005779
Good Nep.
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>>703005470
My man.
>>703004895
But are physical appearance and clothing really that important?

~E
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>>703005763
Are you incapable of getting a job? Why can't you get these things?
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>>703005702
>Cade ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Pink", "8".
here your fortune
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>>703005779
I... Suppose, but even though I keep telling myself she hates me, she's probably forgotten about it now...
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>>703005185
>>703005245
I bet you do, cutie~

>>703003969
About us, huh? Hmmm...

>Ace of Wands
Fruitful plans and far-reaching ideas. Empathy and understanding. Marriage and fertility-- w-wait, what?!
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Oooh my, haven't noticed one of these threads in a while.
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>>703005952
[loud screaming]

-meowbot
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>>703006051
I'm a NEET and I live with people and I have no money and I'm scared of working
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>>703005964
He said he wanted to be cute like anime girls. That's pretty much a 100% appearance based problem, isn't it?

Besides, we all know what happens when people try to take on anime mannerisms in real life.
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>>703006234
Is it time to bust out the "Reimu and Cirno 1-2-3" already?
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>>703006234
W-Well if the future says we have to!!
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>>703005952
Yay, got praised!
>>703006145
Relax and just let it go brah, just get some memes and chill.
>>703006485
>This
>So much this oh my god!!!1!11one.
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So tired

>>703006672
Yes, make little yin-yang iceballs
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>>703006485
Whatever floats his boat. I personally try to not give a shit about my appearance, and it just did good so far.
Btw I'm still waiting for my advice.
>>703004398

~E
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>>703006597
here's a bottle for your drool

-meowbot
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>>703006380
:3

What kind of degenerate doesn't like feet?

>>703006405
I'll refrain from saying what I want since these aren't my threads.

>>703006707
There's more praise to be had if you keep up that image selection.
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How do I get into littlespace?
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>>703006707
I just... I've been trying for a year now.
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>>703007007
Sorry ;_;
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>>703007007
what kind of fucking degenerate likes feet
what's so sexy about feet anyways
i don't understand

-meowbot
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Reimu, I wanna be a cute prince! I wanna have lots of people who love and worship me and I'll love them back and be kind to them, and I could eat all the tasty food I want, and people will think I'm cute and I can just play video games all day and be treated like royalty!
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>>703007237
she can't make wishes happen
sorry

-meowbot
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>>703007032
I feel you bro. I'm in the same spot, and while I'm not totally out of it yet, it has gotten significantly better. I'm sure it will for you as well.

-Greif
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>>703006378
yep we're back
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>>703007325
Well, that's still what I want!
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>>703007438
try and go for it

-meowbot
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>>703006990
Go away, meowth, wobbuffet was always better than you!
I mean..
Ah, thanks~
>>703007226
See this is why we aren't friends!!!
>>703007237
Step # 1, become a cute girl.
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>>703007226
I think people don't understand fetishes they don't have simply because they don't have them.

>>703007405
Hiya Chief.
'Back'? Did it go somewhere?
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>>703007226
You are basically calling half the thread a degenerate. It's a fetish, you can't explain it.

~E
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>>703007091
You don't need to apologize to me. I am not particularly fond of NEET's despite living like that for awhile. I'm sure you will realize you are capable of more than you think when/if you get tired of your current situation.

>>703007226
Hahaha. Why are any fetishes sexy~? Does it really need a reason?
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>>703006979
>Except by studying more
But Anonymous...

>>703006502
Fun fact: I read that for the first time Monday night. I also uploaded a page from it into this guy's dropbox >>702988769

>>703006597
H-heyy!

>>703006672
If you say it like that it sounds like you don't even want to!
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>>703007580
I can't do that, I like being a boy, but I wanna be a cute one

>>703007566
How?
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>>703007851
i dunno, go for it, boy!
you can do it

-meowbot
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>>703007699
Exactly the answer I wanted (kek).
At least wish me luck for the next year?

~E
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>>703007226
I don't understand foot fetish either
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>>703007699
No! Reimu-chan is Cirno's! And Cirno can't live without Reimu-chan!
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>>703007007

>007 007

Can I count this please Reimu~?
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>>703007620
uhh reimu had some technical difficulties with her computer so she was MIA for a bit
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>>703007971
Thanks, I hope so!!
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>>703008022
degenerate
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Reimu, would you be annoyed if someone wanted to talk with you privately on Steam for advice some time?
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>>703008231
>>703008231
>>703008231
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I want people to love and worship my feet!
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>>703007007
> >>>
>>703007032
Just let it go, you're the only one here to blame, it's up to you to move on already, would you do that? For me? Move on, for the Nep, will ya?
>>703007226
Sorry but you're disgusting.
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>>703008105
Oh rip. Guess that explains it.
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>>703008031
No, I hate James Bond almost as much as Spiderman. Almost...

>>703008010
Good luck, and study more!

>>703008024
O-oh my...
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Is Mama Ran here or does she live in /jp/?
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>>703008303
are you a girl
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>>703007580
okay, okay
i'll try to like it
or something
kill me

-meowbot
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>>703008475
Nope, sorry!
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>>703008313
i just don't understand

-meowbot
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>>703007851
Ah but that's a contradiction, dear~
>>703008552
Start with a lick. And then see how many it takes to get to the center of the tootsie-pop!
~Reisen
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>>703008593
we ain't gay nigga
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>>703008413
I guess that's it for now! If you need anybody to play CivV with this weekend, just let me know, Reimu-chan! I shall be off to other things for now!

Night everyone!

- Cirno
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>>703008413
What did Bond ever do to you!?
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>>703008253
I wouldn't be annoyed, no. Although I should tell you that there's a reason I open up the shrine when I do, because that's when I'm most available for such things!

I guess what I'm saying is, don't be a full time job, okay? I've had a few of those before and I wouldn't recommend it!

~Reimu
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>>703008793
G'night!

~E
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>>702988299
i wanna be the top in the capital city with lots f oney and my ex gfs sucking my dick
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>>703008977
>>703008988
There would be two dubs after bump limit
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bump
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>>703009291
Absolute madman
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>>703009291
Fucking useless
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>>703009291
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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>thread actually got past 300 posts
fucking what
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>>703009375
>>703009391
>laughingwhores.jpg
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