Any late night Scottish cunt bastards in?
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Any late night Scottish cunt bastards in?
East Kilbride reporting in
>>702981958
Good work EK fella. Edinburgh here.
>>702981958
I bet we're the only cunts about.
Irish basically the same thing, we both hate the English
>>702982222
Also check em
>>702982222
Damn, those Irish trips
>>702982222
Where about in the Ireland?
Scottish expat here
>>702982417
Galway
irvine north ayrshire reporting in fags
>>702982588
West coast O.G
>>702982614
New Town O.G
So what we saying my Celtic brothers?
Dunfermline fife calling in,
>>702982771
aye
>>702982832
Would hit. Don't like the tats
>>702982907
agreed tats on a bird are degenerate
>>702982907
>>702981727
Paisley here
>>702982854
You're only a bridge away brother. Respect.
>>702983014
The tats stopping her being a 9
>>702983017
St. Mirren gadgie?
>>702983014
ooft I likey, personally not fussed by tats, think those ones are quite alright plus she's something to look at anyways
>>702983205
Better, Still see that horrible tat down her side she paid a fortune for.
>>702983265
Would hit
>>702983142
More Glenburn atm friendo, usually reside hawkhead, yourself?
>>702983364
I agree Anon
>>702983372
Edinburgh cunt
>>702983476
Fanny looks like its smooth
>>702983435
Been up a few times, personally not a fan just too busy for me. Though Paisley certainly ain't pretty
>>702983643
Too many English cunts
>>702983476
Sauce?
>>702983762
as there always are
>>702981727
Irvine here.
>>702981727
Edinburgh reporting in also, anyone got weed?
>>702983017
What area?
>>702983875
Now that's a wee tidy slag
>>702981727
mon eh Glesga
>>702983932
bhill mad squad here
>>702983996
Glenburn currently Anon, yourself?
Imagine being represented by this
>>702983956
Where about? Can get weed nae bother. Too fucking expensive though. Fuck that £15 a gm nonsense.
Falkirk born, living in Northern Ireland checking in. Just thought I'd tell you mainland folks the UK is a shithole no matter where you live. Moving to the US soon, at least the controversy is more interesting.
>>702984135
She looks jailbait but that piercing ruins it...
>>702984134
wtf 15 a G thats robbery wow
>>702984032
bet she got helfy boaby at Shag in the park
>>702984125
Wrong photo mate
>>702984233
Edinburgh prices unless you want to buy it from some African cunt
>>702984125
Tell me scottish anons how does it feel to be a walking grease trap cleaned only with irn bru
>>702984134
buying offf asian guys by any chance?
Aberdeen
>>702984125
actual fukin worstcunt man
>>702984362
mon the gambo
>>702984374
That's from the white cunts
>>702984383
Stand Free
>>702984495
She gets me standing free
>>702984383
Those are fucking huge.
>>702984451
remember when an 8th was 20 quid...
>>702984652
instead of 60 or 50 a q
Livingston
Sup you wastes of space
>>702984652
Remember when it was easier to find. All I get now is dealers that don't turn up and if they do it's not on time. It's a fucking business know what I mean? Dae it right
>>702984601
Aye, fake too
Pay no more than £20 a score
>>702984844
That tattoo looks terrible.
>>702984898
This all the way
>>702984844
Inspector Fap
>>702984773
Escambia high school, Pensacola Florida? I'm alumni bruh
whats a score to u guys here is 1. 5 to 2 or 2.5 if mates rates
and costs 20 quid of course
>>702985029
Livingston is the Scottish Orlando
>>702981727
Ayyyyyyye ayyyee real chiel reporting in
>>702985064
Well if you're paying £20 it should be 2.0 on the dot. Pay for what you get. Never complained when I get 2.2 though
>>702985064
Score was a 1/4 back in the days when we just smoked hash
>>702985244
Ahh, remember when hash was good? Those were the days.
>>702985244
same here
Anybody else finding the opening ceremony of the Paralympic Games a difficult wank?
>>702985308
Can't smoke hash, once my mate got it and it was fucking ace, similar to the dams, other than that I can't touch it.
>>702984059
VRT haha
I used to live in Whitewisp Court. Small world
>>702985308
true
Edinburgh reporting in. Hunners ae chinks. Fuck tourists.
>>702985308
Fuckin' soap bar mate. Hash has never been good.
>>702985446
cafe im fae mate lol is small world
>>702985477
Ha ha! Chinks and Spanish cunts.
>>702985422
Stuck a finger up my arse and it was alright afterwards.
>>702985446
that in the park ?
Everyone in this thread prove you are Scottish now
>>702985643
Rainbow Park, like right beside it. Beside Birks Hill and Shielhope
>>702985567
Aye fuck sake man. I moved here 5 years ago and everycunt was Spanish.
>>702985536
You're obviously a young cunt. Hash used to be the shit.
Remember the days of red seal black? Ahhh.....
>>702985422
anyone find a 4 year old frankie boyle joke utterly shite?
>>702985154
Maybe all Florida schools just look gay af then.
>>702985683
Read filth, not a fan of the description of how his arse was all spotty and shit. Also that fucking lion in glasgow central is the stupidest thing in the world. If central is ever bombed, I think that'll be why.
>>702985617
Only way I could possibly shoot ma bolt
I'm a kraut-mick or Uruk-Hai as we call ourselves
>>702985792
am 4 doon fae the flats n shops well when the flats existed gone now lol
ACCEPT THE FUCKIN' VOTE
that is all
>>702985683
would deep fry 2 of this and eat it for breakfast.
Englishfag living in Scotland here. Just try and make me leave.
>>702985878
If its a Frankie Boyle joke I'll give him credit. I'm just having a difficult wank watching it.
>>702986067
I'd deep fry her fanny
>>702986067
Could be a yank, try harder
>>702981727
>be burgerclap
>wife lost her virginity to Scot with traumatically huge cock
>not cucked, but still feel cucked
>>702986311
Aye, that was me she fucked
>>702986311
probably got throttled so hard with ma boaby she was never the same son
>>702986236
AM A FUCK YA POOFY WEE RIDE
>>702986528
>>702986311
I remember that bird
>>702981727
the GF's cousin is Scottish and he's like a bro to me.
Question:
Rangers or Celtic?
ayyy
>>702986311
you were asking for folk saying they pumped yer burd mate. All liars though. Cause she liked to talk about cucking you cause it made her wetter.
>>702986016
Fukin english cuntybaws
>>702986311
ah nivir pumpt er but ah did spunk oan er diddies so a did
This girl is from my town, she's pretty hot, don't think she's got any nudes tho
Any Largs nudes?
Thread is about to die unless some Scottish cunts wake up. Anybody got anything good to have a wank over?
>>702987299
Tidy
>>702986964
question, proddy bastard relegated unionist cunt or kiddy fiddling nonce papist cunt?
>>702987373
this man speaks the truth of why we're truly here. Get the sauce oot lads.
>>702987490
NewCo Vader
>>702987490
dude I spent 2 weeks in Scotland and started getting the hang of the accent but i've no idea what the hell you just said.
Either way I repped Celtc hard when I was over there. Definition of bandwagon fan lol
She's from Fife. Or America. Who cares.
Fuck this country reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>702987373
Does this make your can fizz up?
>>702987713
>>702987713
She's also gorgeous. 9/10 Would fuck.
Any EK nudes?
>>702987911
8/10 would fuck and have her make me a tattie scone
>>702987872
Eww who drinks diet Ironbru ?
>>702987699
so thats clarty papist beast then aye?
>>702987713
Anything else Anon?
>>702988111
Excuse me sir, might I have a pint of Iron Brew please?
>>702988245
jailbait as fuck
>>702988245
>Jailbait detected
>>702988127
sure thing bud. Fuck the queen!
>>702985683
It fucking sucks here.
>>702988334
Whats up with Scottish chicks? I saw so many dressed straight up like they were begging for a fuck-- pretty sure they were all underage too.
So many on the train to Glasgow too.
Fife/Edin reporting in boys
>>702984147
Fellow falkirk bro reporting in
>>702988641
Pick one son
>>702981727
Anster Reporting in
>>702983875
Must be more.
>>702988804
I'll go wi Fife, only at uni at Riccarton.
>>702988759
would absolutely fuck. make her red in the face
Moar pics but nobody else seems to be wanting
>>702989256
More pics of what? DAMNIT ANON POST!
>>702989226
Fuck yes
Fucking click the store fronts
Glasgow here.
I'm still lurking. Waiting for pics
>>702989226
>>702988759
moar of her if you got it.
>>702981727
Lol
>>702989613
The laundry couldn't have been shifted out of frame?
Out of stuff that wont get me banhammered now
>>702989762
It's the downs stairs computer in her mums house. Not up to her to move it
>>702989762
Why bother tho
Get posting you bastards
>>702990488
At least make them scottish mate... almost says russia in the bottom left.
>>702990618
Died when the good shit appeared
>>702984147
>>702988673
Well now we have a trio of Falkirk-fags.
Which part of Falkirk you guys from?
>>702990744
keep em' comin'
This girl thinks she is the shit
Oban anon reporting in
It seems that 4chan is surprisingly popular in Scotland. All secret sick cunts!
>>702991354
like its a suprise lol
>>702991239
How many of you in work or education?
>>702991462
If ever there is a place for the plotting of a bloody Scottish revolution it would be here. I say we all go Pict and pretend all job centers are Roman encampments.
>>702991524
Noice.
>>702981727
mon the hoops
>>702991744
agreed shit needs to get real soon
>>702991821
MATE! This isny a fucking fap thread, especially for lassies whose forehead could pick up a fucking satellite signal!
>>702991908
Who actually gives a fuck about football anymore or something as pathetic as the old firm?
>>702991942
buckled.
>>702992186
That honestly looks jailbait as fuck
>>702991942
reckon?
>>702992268
Give her a wee go. I bet she'll even get you Sky Sport.
If I feel like I'm scottish but I'm not really scottish, can I be counted?
You hate us brummies also? Even the rest of england dont know our accents.
>>702984383
great body, but her face is fucking beat and disgusting
there you go cunts
>>702992511
Is that you Mel?
>>702981727
What's the whitest place in Scotland that I can move to?.
>>702992620
Anywhere apart from Aberdeen.
>>702992620
the highlands no cities tho
>>702992561
100% true, unfortunately
This thread is dying. Moan lads, pics/nudes of gals you know or your gf or whatever get it fkn goan.
Stirling
>>702992855
Ehh.. How about no fucking nudes and instead you go on a fap thread you thirsty cunt?!
>>702991821
>>702991524
>>702991251
twitter is a goldmine for this stuff. Post you twitter name for more. Thread is away to die.
>>702992901
Had to go there today to visit the sin bin that is Wallace House..
Complete the movie quote. I'll start
YOU CAN
>>702992855
On you go then
>>702992983
fuck off with this you fukin beast
>>702993022
ENTER
>>702992983
holy fuckin shit can hear the sirens coming now.
>>702992983
YOU BETTER HOPE TAE FUCK THAT BEGGAR BOY FRANCO DOESNY SEE THIS! He fucking hates beasts!
>>702993116
Nope wrong.
YOU CAN TAKE
>>702984652
Old fag here - 8th used to be £16.
I remember your dealer used to apologies for only having green. Solid used to be the best it's all shit now
>>702992696
>>702992717
Good to know.
I'm sick of dealing with niggers and Amerifats.
>>702993250
ME ANALLY
>>702993250
You can take deep fried pizza
Amerifat here. Coming to Scotland in a few weeks and gonna be staying in Edinburgh. What's there to do?
>>702993301
A lot of the weed now a days is sprayed with synthetic shit to make it stronger, but not in a good way - just fucks you, your health and your tolerance up. Solid can be just as dodgy now too.
>>702982997
Fuck off to /pol/ you tory prick
>>702993409
what kinda shit u intae would help
>>702993409
avoid the locals ;)
>>702993409
Sneaky Petes.
Climb Arthurs seat
Camera Obscura
Slags
somethings wrong when i try and post
>>702993409
As an American? I guess be really loud, hated by the rest of the world, and ripped off?
>>702992983
@koolguyl0l
>>702993409
You could visit the castle but who can be fucked really? Or attend one of their cess pit night clubs like the fucking Hive.
>>702993503
fucking nationalist no a tory ya fucking bam pot
>>702993636
Speak shit about the hive and I'll glass you son
>>702993409
Take a wander all through Leith in full tourist gear. Make sure and try and seem as generous as possible to the locals by flashing plenty of cash. They will love you! ;)
>>702993641
Same difference, capitalist authoritarian cunt
>>702993513
Mostly looking to explore the city during the day and get drunk at night. Not really wanting to be a part of all the tourist traps and that lame shit.
>>702993779
And by 'glass', you mean trombone him in a cubicle?
>>702993779
Don't even defend that place man. C'mon.. You're better than that, maybe.
YOU CAN TAKE OUR
>>702993558
Do Scottish girls like Americans or are we considered fat and obnoxious? Where to find the slags?
>>702993584
you're just a reddit cuck.
>>702982907
As if she'd let you in the first place.
>>702994036
If you want a pull you're guaranteed one in the Hive in Edin on a night out mate
>>702993927
I'll thrombone you, you sweet little crumpet
>>702993905
fuck off dont like scotland move to england cunt
>>702993598
Where is the best spot to get ripped off? I love wasting money.
>>702993941
easiest ride in the whole of Scotland
part from yer maw obviously
>>702993497
Yea - smoked solid after being off it for 10 years. Knew right away it was some chemical bollocks and not real solid
>>702994026
HOLE BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR DOLE.
>>702994131
I like Scotland just not Tory cunts
>>702994108
Thanks, I'll check it out.
>>702994120
Yas!
>>702994166
That's just disappointing patter.I expect more effort next time YA CUNT YI.
>>702994065
>you're just a reddit cuck.
u cant out meme me i make the best meme's
>>702994277
Not promising it'll be a good one, hive's a dive
>>702994261
bet u voted naw ya faggot
>>702993641
>being proud of being a nationalist
I voted yes but nationalism is idiotic.
>using the word degenerate
>not understanding how it's right wing
Ishygddt
>>702994217
I'll take yer dole and use it to buy yer maws hole twice ya fanny
>>702994133
Edinburgh in general, it's a shit hole
>>702982588
Well i took a stroll on the old long walk one day ay a ay a..met a little girl and we start to talk on a fine soft day ay a...
>>702994362
If I voted no I'd be a Tory, or some Scottish Labour cuck.
I voted yes, but If you actually think the SNP are a good party you are a 14 year old retard
>>702994356
No problem, I can't be picky as a foreigner anyway.
>>702994381
I've got a feeling you're the same guy making yer maw jokes in this whole thread. Did your abusive father lock you in the cupboard for five years with nothing but a portable dvd player and a copy of chewin' the fat?
>>702994397
how so? lots of africans and muslims?
>>702994669
naw, I just pumpt yer maw
Any nudes from falkirk?
>>702994819
worse, English
is the zoo worth a look? never been
>>702994837
Am gonni pump yer dad hard enough that his arsehole becomes a new fanny. Now go to bed, you canni miss anymore time from school son.
>>702994819
Worse, American tourists and English locals
>>702994885
Hallglen fag here expressing additional interest. Probably better if the nudes aren't from here though unless you like track marks and green teeth lol.
>>702995191
I know someone from there. Whats your initials?
>>702995467
Tell me what you think they are and I'll confirm with first name.
best strip clubs in edinburgh?
>>702995608
Bird up
>>702995777
After 12 most slags have it all on show anyway.
>>702995793
I'm not sure I'm the guy you're looking for but I'm aware of Eric Andre. But those beautiful bastards at Adult Swim have made so many wonderful things.
Why do you fucks hate being British so much?
Coming up this weekend from London. How bad is crime in Edinburgh?
>>702995777
Pubic Triangle, take your pick
>>702996161
Wales and Ireland are sound. Fuck the English
>>702996161
Because British isn't associated with Scotland, Wales or Ireland. When people think British they think English, it's an identity thing.
>>702996144
Nope not you then haha. Snail down though
>>702996310
Shut up with that pish. It's not clever and it doesn't make you more Scottish. If there's anybody you should be pissed off at for past injustices it's that cunt Robert the Bruce for giving up William Wallace.
>>702996466
Same dude here, is your pals name Kieran by any chance?
Why is the population of Scotland on 4chan tonight
Does being born in Scotland, but living in the USA since the age of 2 count?
>>702997501
Is Scotland in your heart my son?
>>702996368
Only to uneducated Americans, and you can still have a Scottish identity and be part of the union. Like fuck, being British doesn't make you any less Scottish. I see it us as a family of nations, all with our own identities but together we pool our resources and get shit done.
>>702996310
Fam why? The English love Scotland, and we give you fuck tons of money. And it was the Scottish that 'took over' England. So all that empire nonsense is bullshit.
>>702997501
Yeah but not as a nationality but as your birth place and blood line.
>>702997437
Yes because we all know Scotland is only populated by 54 angry 4channers in kilts.
>>702996638
Yeah who is this?
>>702996161
>>702982347
Damn that Scottish counting
>>702997691
I made the first post you commented and also >>702996493
So I understand where your coming from but we don't pull together. Westminster controls the distribution of wealth the the amount of money they've invested in Scotland didn't even equal the amount it cost them to refurbish many of Englands railway networks. I'm not angry at the English but the Members of Parliament corrupting everything and generally not giving a fuck about anywhere apart from their own doorstep.
>>702996638
Lol I'll never tell! He's the only guy in Hallglen I know of that loves Adult Swim though. Hes got his own place now too.
>>702997893
>>702998429
Tagged wrong post :/
>>702998429
Don't be such a bitch tell me who you are! This is actually gonna kill me.
>>702998636
Lol. To be fair even he won't be able to work it out.
where do the fit birds of Edinburgh hang out?
>>702998191
Taxation is almost fully devolved. And I can tell you for a fact that a lot of MP's care about Scotland. Jacob Rees Mogg for instance, classic 19th century Englishman born 200 years too late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39GqGsRGBfg
Yeah there's shitty politicans at Westminister, but that's gonna happen everywhere? Fucking look at the state of Nicola Sturgeon. Crafty cunt that only cares about independece to the detriment of almost everything else.
>>702998791
Any idea who I am?
>>702998892
Why Not usually. Look for George Street if you're wanting a durty burd.
>>702998897
Sorry you're right about their being MP's that care for Scotland. Really when I say 'Westminster' all I can think of is the smug face of a pig rapist. Sturgeon has also went far down in my estimation since the referendum. I just think British politics is in a really shitty place now because it seems like Labour and Conservative are just two parties trying to win their place without actually giving a fuck about enforcing their policies.
And don't even get me started on FUCKING LABOUR! The moment they chose Ed over David is the day I stopped caring about them.
