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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>702968007

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.
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This post is the post that will revive the thread!
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Jimbles Notronbo
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Still here

>>702978863 (Smug)
I've just heard horror stories of people working retail on nights like those. People are crazy, but I imagine forever 21 would be much more tame
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Claiming Felix
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>>702978857 #
I like it
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I call it the American dream. Lemme tell you this, if getting the grilled cheese sandwich, ask for extra cheese and some bacon it

They made told me to get back to dishes and stop walking around after i took the trash out

>>702979029 #
Mmhmm. Did anything today?
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>>702976953
Furfag.
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>Best fox claim
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>>702979456
I want to see it myself. I only know its true from the news. I want that first hand experience you know? Cause i can then tell my family that i lived to tell the tale
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>>702979489
nothing really I even called off work. I think it's the first time I did that all year
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>>702979547
Bully
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>>702979701
Braver than I am, that's for sure.

Be back in a bit!
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>>702979263
Gay elitism!
>I don't doubt that it happens, I mean, people probably have a lot of misconceptions that turn into dislike/hate
>>702979489
Wew, tasty.
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>>702979073 (Ran)
I meant it in jest. I'm not trying to actually upset anyone.
>>702979263 (Mercy)
>What is continuum of force?
>Shoot a guy carrying your TV
Do you even look behind your target? I hope he sets your TV down gently after you shoot him. This is why kids shouldn't have guns.
Does your owner's insurance cover theft?

>Suika claim
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>Captcha had cockroaches in one pic
>Took me 2 minutes to work up the courage to press the mountains
Fuck Captcha
>>702979596
Fuck off
>>702978836
Technically no, but realistically yes, yes and yes
Yes it is, I have the right, will and power to protect my belongings and being and I do as I must.
>>702978857
Youdaho
>>702979196
I heard about the stuff
>>702979263
I blame the liberals.
>TFW nobody knows I'm bi
Its a secret for /waifu/ only
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>>702980315
I'm not the type to get upset about much

>>702980376
no thanks
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>>702980137
Kek.
>>702980315
I'm not being literal. If he's not physically walking off with it, shoot him. If he is, just SAY you'll shoot him unless he puts it the fuck down.
>>702980376
>mfw I'm gay and mostly libertarian
W H Y
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Claimed.
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>>702980376
>haven't heard that one before haha
But yeah, this state doesn't have a whole lot to do unless you're willing to travel a long way out of your way or spend a lot of money.
>>702980595
>libertarian and gay
Kek
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I'm a fag
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I gotta bounce, college night class, all that jazz.
Later ^^
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>>702981198
Aren't we all?
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Jinx claimed.
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I'm back
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>>702979804
Shizuru has all the right to call you a furfag since you no longer post your waifu in these threads.
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>>702980500
I insist
>>702980595
So its a choice between guns and fucking?
Damn son.
>>702981112
That sucks.Houston has plenty to do
>>702981214
Bye bye
>Wew
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Claimed
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>>702981900
nice waifu m8
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>>702981361
Because I don't post my waifu its ok to call me a furfag?
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>>702979771
Oh well then. How was that?

>>702979954
Am i now?
>>702981350
Welcome back

>>702980137
Dealthly delicious!
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Claim
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>>702981214
Take care

>shinoa
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>>702982312
>88 KB
heh heh, nice try kid.
*unsheathes katana*
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>>702982356
Furfag.
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>>702982356
nice feet
>>702982455
stop the bullying
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>>702981434
Actually, true libertarian philosophy is based on tenets of "no victim, no crime" sort of things, IE don't fuck with anyone and we couldn't care less what you do.
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I got bored and made this
>>702981859
>TFW she will never suck my dick on demand
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>>702982455
That is their waifu. Do not insult them.
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>>702982304
Hi

>>702982455
>Hugs
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>>702982653
you trin to wind me up gun?
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The Guts sword in Dark Souls 3 is OP, it stuns almost everything it hits
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Rin matsuoka <3
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>>702982781
Vampires don't have fluffy tails, argument invalidated

>Ran-sama
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>>702982781
I applaude the effort you put in to respond to all of us.
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Not kill
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>>702982781
>Current year
>Being a retarded child
>>702982804
I just think she's hot dude
>>702982934
I, sadly have to agree with Ran
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>>702982111
Probably, because feet like >>702982356 are horrible.

>>702982577
The bullying will not stop until that picture stops getting posted.

>>702982781
You do realize that you got multiple people more than once, right? Oh, and best vampire hasn't even been claimed yet.
>Shinobu Oshino.
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>>702983297
It never will stop getting posted
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>>702982781
Your waifu...sucks.
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>>702983001
>>702983145
Hello.
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>>702982781
Vampire's are so 1800s get with the times gramps
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>>702982781
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>>702983485
Kys don't tag me again
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>>702983616
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>>702982304
I was pretty lame
>>702981859
>
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>>702982781
Vampire peice of shit
>

>>702982803
Hello
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>>702983485
Hello!
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>>702979297
Call me old fucking fashion but I am in love with mistara waterflower
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>>702983485
>Shiro
I just started watching that anime. It's going good so far.
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If this post ends in a 7, you must admit that your Waifu, on occasion, peaks up other girls' skirts.
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>>702983485
>>702983594
>>702983788
>>702983796
Heyo
Which one of you is the real Slim shady?
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>>702983863
Never, she would never
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>>702983818
dont hold your breath
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>>702983145
Hello
>>702983802
I've jerked off to her many times
>>702983863
Nice try Waifu Machine, Galil would never do that.
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>>702983796
How are you today?
>>702983818
The anime is okay, I prefer the manga. I've seen plenty Jinx claimers, most just claim and then leave. Hopefully you're different. You seem pretty cool. Up to anything?
>>702983949
Not me. Probably Kneesocks.
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>>702983949
Dads spaghetti?
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>>702983182
This is funny. Keep doing this.
>>702983297
I'd rather go with Seras Victoria. She's got weapons to surpass Tomoe Mami's.
>>702983668
Have you seen this show? It's fucking hilarious!
>>702983796
Hello oni friend!
>>702983863
Your next post you must explain the difference between "peaks" and "peeks".

Just finished Hellsing abridged. Pretty funny.
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>>702984077
I have not actually, it's on my plan to watch though. It's decent priority, mainly because their's a dog that shares my waifu's name.
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>>702984077
What's funny
>Galil
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>>702984064
Howdy!

>>702984068
Not too shabby, ice cream place had my favorite flavor in stock!

>>702984077
Howdy howdy howdy!
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>>702982304
>best gif of shinoa

>>702982781
Here's your (You)
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>>702983760
That pic makes me think
how do both bodies get vaporized when the ice shatters?

>>702983802
She's not that great sailor moon is much better

>>702983863
Peaking is a bit hard, she is a girl after all
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How many of you virgins have waifu body sized pillows

I won't tell anybody
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>>702982304
>particle effects.gif
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>>702984000
Nice trips.

>>702984068
>Up to anything?
Nothing really. Kinda bored. Yourself?
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>>702984077
>77
'Peak' meaning the top of something, like the mountain.
'Peek' meaning to take a quick look at something.
I realized the mistake right after I posted.
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>>702984331
I dont get the attraction to that stuff.
Im a meat and potatoes kinda gal.
I have 10 gbs of porn
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>>702983760
Couldn't be that bad

>>702983949
It depends if it's mayhem to the am

>>702984264
Best gif or yuuki

>>702984363
That's a bad thing?
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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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calamity-masu'd

Post above me is not a good waifu
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>>702984234
The humor in Hellsing Abridged. It's on YouTube.
>>702984229
It's very Japanese in the humor, in that there's a lot of contextual stuff that may not make sense outside of Japan. I really enjoyed it, though, especially the episodes with Western Satan.
>>702984459
It's okay. That just sends my autism into DEFCON 4.
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>>702984260
Ah yes, always nice when cookies and cream is in stock. Cookies and cream is your favorite, right?
>>702984372
Eating some cereal. Maybe watch some anime or listen to music.
Here's a real nice Jinx image if you don't have it already.

~Mittens Shiro
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>>702982304
This gif is beautiful
>>702984331
Not me, not yet anyway. If I can find a good one I'll debate gettingnit, I need someone to cuddle.
>>702984260
What flavor?
>>702984603
Rekt
>>702984613
Kekt
>>702984637
Why would you reply to me telling me to keep doing Hellsing Abridged?
DEFCON doesnt work that way.
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