Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
This post is the post that will revive the thread!
I've just heard horror stories of people working retail on nights like those. People are crazy, but I imagine forever 21 would be much more tame
I like it
I call it the American dream. Lemme tell you this, if getting the grilled cheese sandwich, ask for extra cheese and some bacon it
They made told me to get back to dishes and stop walking around after i took the trash out
Mmhmm. Did anything today?
I want to see it myself. I only know its true from the news. I want that first hand experience you know? Cause i can then tell my family that i lived to tell the tale
nothing really I even called off work. I think it's the first time I did that all year
Braver than I am, that's for sure.
Be back in a bit!
>I don't doubt that it happens, I mean, people probably have a lot of misconceptions that turn into dislike/hate
I meant it in jest. I'm not trying to actually upset anyone.
>What is continuum of force?
>Shoot a guy carrying your TV
Do you even look behind your target? I hope he sets your TV down gently after you shoot him. This is why kids shouldn't have guns.
Does your owner's insurance cover theft?
>Captcha had cockroaches in one pic
>Took me 2 minutes to work up the courage to press the mountains
Technically no, but realistically yes, yes and yes
Yes it is, I have the right, will and power to protect my belongings and being and I do as I must.
I heard about the stuff
I blame the liberals.
>TFW nobody knows I'm bi
Its a secret for /waifu/ only
I'm not the type to get upset about much
I'm not being literal. If he's not physically walking off with it, shoot him. If he is, just SAY you'll shoot him unless he puts it the fuck down.
>mfw I'm gay and mostly libertarian
W H Y
>haven't heard that one before haha
But yeah, this state doesn't have a whole lot to do unless you're willing to travel a long way out of your way or spend a lot of money.
>libertarian and gay
I gotta bounce, college night class, all that jazz.
Shizuru has all the right to call you a furfag since you no longer post your waifu in these threads.
So its a choice between guns and fucking?
That sucks.Houston has plenty to do
Oh well then. How was that?
Am i now?
Actually, true libertarian philosophy is based on tenets of "no victim, no crime" sort of things, IE don't fuck with anyone and we couldn't care less what you do.
I got bored and made this
>TFW she will never suck my dick on demand
>current year and not having a vampire waifu
The Guts sword in Dark Souls 3 is OP, it stuns almost everything it hits
Rin matsuoka <3
I applaude the effort you put in to respond to all of us.
>Being a retarded child
I just think she's hot dude
I, sadly have to agree with Ran
Probably, because feet like >>702982356 are horrible.
The bullying will not stop until that picture stops getting posted.
You do realize that you got multiple people more than once, right? Oh, and best vampire hasn't even been claimed yet.
Vampire's are so 1800s get with the times gramps
Vampire peice of shit
Call me old fucking fashion but I am in love with mistara waterflower
I just started watching that anime. It's going good so far.
If this post ends in a 7, you must admit that your Waifu, on occasion, peaks up other girls' skirts.
Which one of you is the real Slim shady?
I've jerked off to her many times
Nice try Waifu Machine, Galil would never do that.
How are you today?
The anime is okay, I prefer the manga. I've seen plenty Jinx claimers, most just claim and then leave. Hopefully you're different. You seem pretty cool. Up to anything?
Not me. Probably Kneesocks.
This is funny. Keep doing this.
I'd rather go with Seras Victoria. She's got weapons to surpass Tomoe Mami's.
Have you seen this show? It's fucking hilarious!
Hello oni friend!
Your next post you must explain the difference between "peaks" and "peeks".
Just finished Hellsing abridged. Pretty funny.
I have not actually, it's on my plan to watch though. It's decent priority, mainly because their's a dog that shares my waifu's name.
Not too shabby, ice cream place had my favorite flavor in stock!
Howdy howdy howdy!
>best gif of shinoa
Here's your (You)
That pic makes me think
how do both bodies get vaporized when the ice shatters?
She's not that great sailor moon is much better
Peaking is a bit hard, she is a girl after all
How many of you virgins have waifu body sized pillows
I won't tell anybody
>Up to anything?
Nothing really. Kinda bored. Yourself?
'Peak' meaning the top of something, like the mountain.
'Peek' meaning to take a quick look at something.
I realized the mistake right after I posted.
I dont get the attraction to that stuff.
Im a meat and potatoes kinda gal.
I have 10 gbs of porn
Couldn't be that bad
It depends if it's mayhem to the am
Best gif or yuuki
That's a bad thing?
The humor in Hellsing Abridged. It's on YouTube.
It's very Japanese in the humor, in that there's a lot of contextual stuff that may not make sense outside of Japan. I really enjoyed it, though, especially the episodes with Western Satan.
It's okay. That just sends my autism into DEFCON 4.
Ah yes, always nice when cookies and cream is in stock. Cookies and cream is your favorite, right?
Eating some cereal. Maybe watch some anime or listen to music.
Here's a real nice Jinx image if you don't have it already.
This gif is beautiful
Not me, not yet anyway. If I can find a good one I'll debate gettingnit, I need someone to cuddle.
Why would you reply to me telling me to keep doing Hellsing Abridged?
DEFCON doesnt work that way.