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Dubs Decides, get me laid /B/ros
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>>702971058
Everyhing is up you rancid swine. Suck my cockto cheer me up or shut the fuck up. Either is fine with me you disgusting fucking whore.
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Hurry up she's getting impatient
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Roll
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>>702971058
Just say the sky
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ded thred
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>>702971447
roll
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Say dis dick
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>>702972877
Bad luck OP
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>>702972877
>>702972999
Dubs
Trips

OP., You better fucking send this
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>>702971058
Did you ever thought about having sex with a relative? If so, who was it?
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>>702972877
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>>702973207
Let me tongue your clit. I know you'd love it you little sex demon.
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>>702973117
this
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>>702973207
I'mma chill you in my fridge you cunt
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>>702973207
If you have to choose would you rather I shoved 4 fingers inside your vagina or my penix up your bottom
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>>702971058
Would you let me inbreed you?
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Lemme eat that pussy like I eat my babies
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Lemme see those bingo wings
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>>702973559
roll
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>>702973207
I hope you're tighter than my brother
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>>702973571
Roll
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>>702973618
Roll
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>>702973571
Rolling for this kekekekekekek
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>>702973571
THIS
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>>702971058
Du kleines geiles wertloses Stück Fickfleisch. Ich würde dir meinen Schwanz ganz tief in dein enges Arschlock rammen und dann deinen dreckigen Darm vollspritzen, damit du mir danach die Kacke vom Pint lutschen kannst.
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>>702973571
Rolleroli rolleroli give me the dubioli
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"I am Lord Stubble-Face. Destroyer of Gash. Are you're labia up to the challenge? Face my sandpaper like maw!"
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>>702973559
This
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Roll
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>>702973744
WINRAR
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I think i love you
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>>702973744
Winrar
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>>702973750
Reroll
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To see another male be successful with females is torture for males like us who have no success with females.
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>>702973559
I really want you to sit on my face. Would you be content enough to wait 90 minutes until my sister removed her vagina from my tongue?
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>>702973915
Roll
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>>702973744
Op DELIVER
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>>702973915
Roll for tihs
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Haha sorry just cruising for some cheese pizza, wanna help me out?
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>>702973744
Winrar
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Spam her with pictures of your dick
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>>702974099
WINRAR
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>>702973744
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>>702971058
I sexually identify as Counter Strike and I find that Globally Offensive
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>>702974099
OP DELIVER
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>>702974233
Winrar
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>>702974233
Winrar
also kys
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>>702973912
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OP is she good looking?
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>>702974099
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>>702974209
When I went on my 6 week tour of Euro sex clubs. I learnt some really kinky things I would like to try with you.
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>>702974209
kek
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>>702974405
Yes, you can come over
let's get him laid guys
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OP would've easily fucked that grill with basic invitation to hang out
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>>702974405
I hope you're tighter than my brother
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Send pic
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>>702974405
Yes. Home alone. Masturbating. Fancy being my partner in crime?
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Op kill her and send pics
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>>702974233
+++++1
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>>702974532
Roll
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>>702974233
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You didnt understand, im a pedo searching for some hairless tight pussy
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>>702974233
Winrar
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>>702974577
Winrar
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>>702974541
Roll 2 get op laid.
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>>702974577
Ayy lmao
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come though its lit i'm already at a semi thinking about underage pussy
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>>702974528
Roll
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>>702974532
Rollin
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>>702974569
Check your privilege shitlord
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i would love to pack your lunch with my corndog
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>>702974541
Roll 4 poontang
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>>702974569
Nah, just having a bad day : \ wanna hang out?
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>>702974672
Roll
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>>702971058
Could we have a threesome with your mom?
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>>702974532
This
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>>702974577
Op deliver
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>>702974569
Look, we are pretty close ow, yeah. Would you like to send my naighty pictures of yourself? I would really like that. You have a very nice body and I would like to see it not covered by clothes.
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>>702974577
WINRAR
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>>702974577
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>>702974532
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702974577
FUKING KEK
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>>702974828
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702971058
Send me some nice pics of your tits and face. At least three so I can fap to them.
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>>702974824
>>702971058
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>>702974824
OP and gril are in ca-hoots, fuck this thread
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>>702974569
Lets skip The bs, i think you are fucking hot and im way too horny to beat around The Bush, i shown you mine, return The favor and het over hete ;)
(Send dick pic)
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>>702974824
WOOAAHTHERE
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can you give me a handjob
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>>702974889
off by one
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>>702974889
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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tits or gtfo
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>>702974824
I didn't confess to you about the 12 year old that sucked me off. We didn't have sex though. Well, we didn't have vaginal sex but her bum was often sore.
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>>702974688
You the real MVP
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>>702974934
Roll but fix The autocorrect. "Return The favor and get over here*
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>>702974973
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975030
This
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>>702974911
Winrar???
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>>702975030
Roll
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>>702975031
I'd like to fuck you like a dog
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>>702971058
Ok, no more weird talk. I like you very much since forever and I wonder if we could share the miracle of Analsex together?
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I'm just a nigger with a rocket launcher
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handjob for fingering?
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>>702974973
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975031
Store fronts are the new street signs
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>>702975031
If you want to fuck the dog and not me just say so whore. SMH
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>>702975053
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975066
WINRAR
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>>702975110
reroll
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>>702975031
Oh wow he's texting himself you can see the deleted message. Fuck you OP.
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>>702975053
Roll
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>>702971058
What about a threesome with that dog?
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>>702975031
Well i dont have any plans for while, hit me up if you want to hang out
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>>702975099
Winrar
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>>702975030
>>702975066
>>702975099

Doubled dubs OP.
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>>702975143
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975229
this
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>>702975206
lmaoo
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>>702975177
Dubs confirms winrar
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>>702975030
Amazing
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>>702974824
OH SHIT OP CHRIS HANSEN GONNA V& YOU
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Everything I told you Is coming from faggots in a thread on 4 chan.

Also op is me and I'm a faggot
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>>702975272
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975229
rerollnaldo
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>>702971058
Did you ever try to suck your dog?
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>>702975272
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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i go a lot with my brain i just explode with and im sorry about that
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Can you send me atleast some nudes!
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Come on OP you bollockless little shit.

You know the fucking rules.

>>702975251
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Listen bitch, you can fuck that dog or me, so its me of the bitch, you choose the dog and you can delete me
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>>702975431
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

But dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975511
Right OP. Follow the trail. Dubs twice on the re roll. Dubs on a win rar call

Dubs on calling you out.
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>>702975542
I know dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975638
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975633
And another fucking dubs.
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Well i didnt think it would come to this, i hope you know i always liked you, dont miss me when im gone
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>>702975638
>>702975633
>>702975542
>>702975459
>>702975431
>>702975338
>>702975272
>>702975170
>>702975143
>>702975053
>>702974973
>>702974889
>>702974828
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975206
>All these people thinking it's actually real
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QWOP(pronounced KWOP) is a south African Olympian runner whos low IQ technically qualifies him as mentally retarded. He is, however, not required to participate in the Special Olympics. QWOP is known for his persistance. Due to his low IQ, he doesnt have full control of his motor functions, therefore he can usually only move about .5 meters before falling over (source, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWOP). Despite this handicap, QWOP refuses to use a wheelchair. Atleast... thats what we think. QWOP is unable to form coherent sentences, but due to his facial expression(s) it is assumed that he doesnt want a wheelchair.

In 2002, a study by the Pennsylvania state university on QWOP determined that his IQ is comparable to that of a 2 year old... rat.

QWOP has gained a cult following over the years. His people are very supportive. Fans have created a flash game in his honor hosted at Foddy.net. It is used to help mentally retarded people procrastinate.

QWOP is going to win this time!
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>>702975694
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case nigger
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>>702975831
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702975908
>>702975831
>>702975694
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976028
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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hahaha you should let ur dog fuck you
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>>702976028
>>702976079
>>702976018
>>702975949
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976112
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976227
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976227
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976383
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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any nudes you want to send? ;)
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Can you let your dog fuck you from behind please
I need to jack off
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>>702976543
>>702976519
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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I'm horny as hell can you come over but don't forget to bring your dog we could have a threesome
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>>702976644
winrar
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>>702976644
>>702976644
>>702976644
Winrar dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976705

t. 14 year old
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>>702976519
>>702976543
>>702976112
>>702975897
>>702975701
>>702975784
>>702975633
>>702975521
>>702975511
>>702975497
>>702975489
>>702975342
>>702975415
>>702975322
>>702975327
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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this thread turned into gold fuck op dudes boring
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>>702976644
Kek dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976644
winrar
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>>702976644
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702976821
Dude I want to fucking strangle OP. His shitty thread is so annoying. What the fuck are we even rolling for? I'm drunk, I'm watching parks and rec and monitoring the anons posting this pasta. Get the fuck on the bandwagon
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>>702977011
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

Fuck I know dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702977011
WINRAR
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>>702977269
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702977269
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702977332
>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702977556
dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

>dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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>>702977700
They wanted my trips
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>>702977700
> dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

Oh shit dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
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