I want to rub my penis against the prostates of handsome young men.
i have better picture
ty m8 that's the one
can confirm, happened to me. my love for cock can't be stopped
Is DooD even worth a pirate?
You have to be handsome though.
One step at a time.
but what if it stopped in the middle? and it is not about furries anymore. another patch, you know
I'll take that
what's up with the text at the bottom of your porn gif
I can get it notarized that I am, if need be.
it doesn't stop
It either slowed down or you're in denial, but that cycle never goes backwards or stops.
I don't like what you are implying. Doggos are sacred, you swine.
I dunno, some avant garde shit.
Layman's: Life sucks, fuck like rabbits.
I dunno, I saw it wen it came out and it looks like its basically all "Press melee: Instantkill cinematic" the whole game.
I cant even get anyone to touch my dick, man.
chinks eat dogs, niggers and spics make dogs fight, sandniggers poison dogs, whites fuck dogs
pick your poison?
mediocre avant-garde writing in porn is a bad idea it's shit and a turnoff
you can't do that unless you've done enough damage (if not enough to kill them outright) to the target, otherwise it's pretty much just run and gun, with some parts that make you think and a little bit of story. it's a game about killing demons and it hits just that. i had more fun playing this than the original doom, to be honest
I'll fuck a poisoned dog as it fights another dog, then I'll eat it's non-poisoned opponent
I'm not, I'm a harsh critic of porn. I don't like it in threads because conversation.
Look at how multicultural you are.
I am the very soul of diversity and inclusiveness.
I still have some self respect.
I dont care, I still like it.
To be fair, the original doom is like 100 trillion years old and can be played with a bobbypin stuck in a potato.
Bullshit you're australian.
Want me to whisper Nietzsche quotes in your ear as you stuff my bojpussê
We're a very multicultural country.
I judge a game based on how many potatoes it can run.
I want you to make the sounds fox makes in melee.
But fuck the boat people, right?
Eww, its everywhere now.
I judge people on how many sexual partners they had, so go figure.
There is a difference between someone who wants to come here to become an Australian and someone who comes here illegally with no intention on taking on the burden of responsibility that comes with being a resident.
I'm okay with SOME refugee intake, but it needs to be moderated and the people have to have some form of enforced schooling or something so they can fit in.
At the very least, English and laws.
Biggest issue I have seen with foreigners in Aus is this misunderstanding that their former culture and laws supersede Australian law.
>guy from the PA democratic party calls me
>"Oh yeah I'm a registered republican how's it going"
Your cum? That sounds right.
>he hasn't realized yet that culture is downstream from genetics
Australia won't be Australian any longer if it's non-white, you know.
It took him a minute to collect himself. I'm pretty sure he assumed from my demographic information that I was either a democrat or an unregistered voter, he was sincerely surprised.
Australia has never been super-white. And like I said, moderation. No Germany opening the floodgates and shit.
Im too old, I cant cum anymore.
I'm trying to discern how white Australia is but when people list their ethnicity as "Australian" that's not very helpful.
yeah like I want to assume those people are white but it's hard to be sure innit
That's probably why I got the call. They saw spic name, saw my age, and thought to themselves "this dude isn't registered and will vote democrat once he is"
this is ground game
Yeah, oh well.
How about you leave me alone, asshole.
Right but what if some people call themselves australian and are actually named chang? That's where I worry.
Keep trying you'll get it someday.
People make so many assumptions about me.
>Pansexual, Queer, Agender, Androgynous, Non-binary, Transmasculine
>"A little extra" build
What are you, fucking gay?
About 70% or so I'd think
"Australian" doesn't just mean descendants of the convicts. Many of them would have been immigrants from all over the world.
someone posted shit they found on tumblr on imgur
>when the tumblr kicks in
I doubt people do this
>5'5 240 lbs
>literally could have two healthy 5'5 humans if you gave each of them half the weight
what on earth are you reading
I was gonna say laid but honestly at this point just orgasm
if you count all the "Australian" as white, you're over 90%.
It's not IMPOSSIBLE.
Why don't you take a breather and inhale some carbon dioxide?
what if I rape you though
man I fucking live among tumblr
I hate it when I see chicks who weigh 200 pounds with dyed hair on campus literally makes me nauseous
or you could take some of your own advice
but it is unlikely
this is one reason why I am not looking forward to returning to college.
but then I hear yours is particularly bad.
Already below 90%
Also, read the line in the article literally right above that
"At the 2011 census residents were asked to describe their ancestry, in which up to two could be nominated"
>"At the 2011 census residents were asked to describe their ancestry, in which up to two could be nominated"
Oh, I missed that. Yup, data invalid.
Flips are high tier nonwhites at least.
It's in fucking philadelphia, of course it is.
I just SAID I was gonna rape you.
It has been a long time since the White Australia Policy was scrapped
it's shaped vaguely like a lugar but the slide looks like...kinda like a 1911 slide, actually
what the fuck is going on there
def not a nambu
man yall need to bring that back
bye dinner, kaldis figure out what that gun is by the time I'm back ok sweetie
with a joke or a song or a dick or a story or a gun or something.
that was pretty good
Nef, what is Italy's past time?
Well I cant do songs because im mute jokes dont really work in sign language my dicks not big and I guess I could find a picture of a gun on the internet i guess.
I've already read it, thanks
gtg, GL with your crusade on boredom
praise kek every single day and maybe just maybe he'll bless you with cool cute numbers
> entering gifs
>the VA is not the problem, the leadership of the VA is the problem
oh yes because random federal employees like the ones that make up the VA itself are so fucking efficient and brilliant
god I hate chris matthews and everyone associating with him
Imma shitpost my booty treasure from my bag
Starting with Gifs
I would be a measurement of how super awful something is
you guys would all rate at bare minimum several Nefs worth of awful
>BREAKING: HILLARY CLINTON IS LYING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
wait that's not news
SFs aren't a measure of awful though, they're a measure of cuteness
So I am 69x cuter than you. Check mate.
At least 50
Looks like a dead rabbit was stuffed in there.
Somebody is bossy
I got some anal cream for yeah
I'm bossy because I am the boss, that's how this works.
So basically you're so terrible at everything that even a straight dude can beat you in homosexuality? Dang SF you just got nothing going for you.
so I guess moe is problematic now
if mc escher painted pool noodles, that would maybe capture a fraction of your not-straightness
Oh just like that
Ummm no, a nicer way would change my action that drives your anger. Sir Pris
Feminism has always raged at anime, they just can't do anything about it because asia has literally not even a single fuck to give about 'progressive' attitudes
Ever watch that documentary where the Chinese guy just rips into this African dude and his entire people for like a minute straight?
>if mc escher painted pool noodles, that would maybe capture a fraction of your not-straightness
Well yeah, it's already been established that I am King of the Homos. I embrace my superiority and nobility. You're just a peasant.
>Ummm no, a nicer way would change my action that drives your anger. Sir Pris
I think I understand what this sentence means but good god is it poorly formed, is your first language swahili or did you have a stroke mid-post?
I've seen clips of the documentary yeah it's hilarious and 100% accurate. There was this great story the other day where AirChina warned passengers to stay away from parts of London populated mostly by pakistanis, indians, and blacks.
Based fucking chinks dude if only they didn't do the whole dog eating thing.
I'd bow before you but under the circumstances bending over is probably more appropriate.
Chetonnes; the amount of animosity towards Demos.
Kneeling is adequate
>There was this great story the other day where AirChina warned passengers to stay away from parts of London populated mostly by pakistanis, indians, and blacks.
>Based fucking chinks dude if only they didn't do the whole dog eating thing.
and weren't stingy gambling addicts
I can forgive them the gambling thing but since you work at a casino I could see why it might be more of an issue to you. Really gotta cut down on the dog-eating, though. I mean I'd let China rule the world if they'd dial it back on that a skoch.
Any culture that's willing to call a spade a spade (or a nigger a nigger) might just deserve to win.
My chetonne reading just dropped a little with that doggo.
>I can forgive them the gambling thing but since you work at a casino I could see why it might be more of an issue to you
No I mean it's ridiculous
They go to soup kitchens to get food meant for the homeless then they go to the VIP room at the casino and loot bottles of water. They do this to save money to gamble more.
We had such an issue with them just loading bags full of bottles of water that we removed the caps from the bottles when we gave them out - so they brought in their own caps
ah yes I remember that that made me happy
good job bongs
now start tossing the pakis into the thames
chinese culture actually doesn't understand courtesy, I swear to god
it's such a densely populated country, so dehumanized, that the idea that by taking advantage of a nicety you might be doing wrong by someone else doesn't register in their brains
only a little?
Might have a wank and lie down a bit
I am a bitter person
A little. I need more doggos. I feel I deserve them, what with it being my Skype-birthday and all.
Fairly certain you've proclaimed when you are going to or want to shove things up your arse.
i'm just one man i don't have much to my name
>not announcing your wanks
>not taking a megaphone and making sure the entire neighborhood knows when you're gonna rub one out
>not posting on twitter to your hundreds of thousands of loyal followers that you're about to jerk off
>not calling a press conference to solemnly inform the nation that you need some personal time
>not invading poland while flying a banner that's literally just a picture of your hand on your dick
Best one before fap
i don't know anybody that follows me on twitter besides my sister and eisen
i don't think either want to know about my fapping habits
or as i like to call them
I think "man" is pushing it a bit.
Yes you. At times.
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
just leave my blood relatives out of the equation
i just got done anally masturbating with the BD rex toy. best money i ever spent. its blue, it glows in the dark
You certainly did. At least your denial suggests you won't do it again in the future.
THERE IS NO DENIAL HERE
I'LL TOUCH MY BUTT IF I WANT TO
The next Silent Hill game should have creatures contorted like this.
That wasn't what you were denying, you berk.
You're kind of doing what I accused you of though.
I'm not touching myself yet, Chet. You dog.
Again, this is close to you announcing you're going to fiddle with yourself. Which is exactly what you said you didn't do.
You'd be bad at directing a game in that series.
That's not true. I already fiddled it. Check your tense, Chetkowski.