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>>702968114
no its not op
>>702967933
>>702968135
>>702968135
>>702968135
^ Anyone have that pic?
boys being viciously raped general
TIME TO SAGE
I want to rub my penis against the prostates of handsome young men.
>>702968268
i have better picture
doom gets cracked today, halo 5 forge comes out on pc tomorrow, my teacher isn't an asshole
the week has gone well so far
>>702968268
>>702968639
kek
>>702968626
I volunteer
>>702968639
>>702968707
ty m8 that's the one
can confirm, happened to me. my love for cock can't be stopped
>>702968626
never been interested in taking it up the butt?
Am I handsome enough for you nibbles
even when nibi gets something right he still fails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g
>>702969115
>three
what
thanks... horsecock...
>>702968706
Is DooD even worth a pirate?
>>702968746
You have to be handsome though.
>>702968813
One step at a time.
>>702968866
Debatable
"Maybe"
>>702968795
but what if it stopped in the middle? and it is not about furries anymore. another patch, you know
>>702969297
I'll take that
what's up with the text at the bottom of your porn gif
>>702969297
for the single player alone, i'd buy it if I had the money
so definitely
>>702969297
I can get it notarized that I am, if need be.
>>702969319
it doesn't stop
It either slowed down or you're in denial, but that cycle never goes backwards or stops.
>>702969319
I don't like what you are implying. Doggos are sacred, you swine.
>>702969297
o happy day!
>chet takes the bait
i really need to mark this down on the calendar
>>702969399
I dunno, some avant garde shit.
Layman's: Life sucks, fuck like rabbits.
>>702969409
I dunno, I saw it wen it came out and it looks like its basically all "Press melee: Instantkill cinematic" the whole game.
>>702969485
Who??
>>702969560
I cant even get anyone to touch my dick, man.
>>702969781
but maybe, just maybe, they'd touch your sweet boyhole
chinks eat dogs, niggers and spics make dogs fight, sandniggers poison dogs, whites fuck dogs
pick your poison?
>>702969781
that's dumb
mediocre avant-garde writing in porn is a bad idea it's shit and a turnoff
>>702969781
you can't do that unless you've done enough damage (if not enough to kill them outright) to the target, otherwise it's pretty much just run and gun, with some parts that make you think and a little bit of story. it's a game about killing demons and it hits just that. i had more fun playing this than the original doom, to be honest
petting cats > being a degenerate
it's a good thing you're above pornography
>>702969922
I'll fuck a poisoned dog as it fights another dog, then I'll eat it's non-poisoned opponent
>>702969781
Do you have more of those gifs?
>>702970187
this post could not be any more true
>>702969558
there is nothing wrong with brushing someones fur rear with your penis. especially if it is a dog
>>702970196
I'm not, I'm a harsh critic of porn. I don't like it in threads because conversation.
>>702970205
Look at how multicultural you are.
>>702970364
I am the very soul of diversity and inclusiveness.
>>702969835
I still have some self respect.
>>702969922
I dont care, I still like it.
>>702970182
To be fair, the original doom is like 100 trillion years old and can be played with a bobbypin stuck in a potato.
>>702970486
i don't see how that's relevant to the game being good or not
>>702970455
Bullshit you're australian.
>>702970486
Want me to whisper Nietzsche quotes in your ear as you stuff my bojpussê
>>702970257
no
>>702970455
I would touch the top buttons
>>702970649
We're a very multicultural country.
>>702970702
>
>>702970586
I judge a game based on how many potatoes it can run.
>>702970649
I want you to make the sounds fox makes in melee.
>>702970894
wouldn't that be how many potatoes can run the game, not the other way around?
>>702970878
But fuck the boat people, right?
>>702970894
TORYAH
>>702971014
Uhhh, yeah.
>>702971120
Yeah that.
>>702971312
*BLIPBLIPBLIPBLIPBLIP* HAH!
>>702971312
also that's a pretty terrible way to judge a game
>>702971376
Eww, its everywhere now.
>>702971409
I judge people on how many sexual partners they had, so go figure.
>>702968114
whats that doge doing with that football?
>>702971120
There is a difference between someone who wants to come here to become an Australian and someone who comes here illegally with no intention on taking on the burden of responsibility that comes with being a resident.
I'm okay with SOME refugee intake, but it needs to be moderated and the people have to have some form of enforced schooling or something so they can fit in.
At the very least, English and laws.
Biggest issue I have seen with foreigners in Aus is this misunderstanding that their former culture and laws supersede Australian law.
>guy from the PA democratic party calls me
>"Oh yeah I'm a registered republican how's it going"
>dead silence
hhhehehhehehehhehhehehehe
>>702971607
Your cum? That sounds right.
>>702971628
>he hasn't realized yet that culture is downstream from genetics
Australia won't be Australian any longer if it's non-white, you know.
100% sure that's exactly how it went
>>702971607
yeah, that's pretty terrible too.
It took him a minute to collect himself. I'm pretty sure he assumed from my demographic information that I was either a democrat or an unregistered voter, he was sincerely surprised.
>>702971739
Australia has never been super-white. And like I said, moderation. No Germany opening the floodgates and shit.
>>702971739
Im too old, I cant cum anymore.
>>702971925
UR TERRIBLE
>>702972135
i assumed people already knew i was
>>702972079
I'm trying to discern how white Australia is but when people list their ethnicity as "Australian" that's not very helpful.
>>702972135
oh dear
You leave the leaf alone Nibi, hes a good guy in a shitty disposition
>>702972369
Aussies are a mixed lot since theyre descendants of felons from the former British Empire.
>>702972072
his name's mexican sounding, probably a secure democrat vote
>>702972487
yeah like I want to assume those people are white but it's hard to be sure innit
>>702972536
That's probably why I got the call. They saw spic name, saw my age, and thought to themselves "this dude isn't registered and will vote democrat once he is"
this is ground game
>>702972369
Yeah, oh well.
>>702972487
How about you leave me alone, asshole.
>>702972663
theyre all anglo/celtic/saxon decent you moron
>>702972487
thank you
>>702972663
they probably thought you like boobs too.
>>702969115
Thx hurscok
real descent people too
>>702972747
Right but what if some people call themselves australian and are actually named chang? That's where I worry.
>>702972745
Keep trying you'll get it someday.
>>702972814
People make so many assumptions about me.
>>702972814
boobs are good.
>Pansexual, Queer, Agender, Androgynous, Non-binary, Transmasculine
>"A little extra" build
>5'5
>240 lbs
>>702968626
What are you, fucking gay?
>>702972745
your awfully quick to get defensive, why dont you take a break and leave the internet forever
>>702972862
What is "It"?
>>702972369
About 70% or so I'd think
>>702972487
>>702972747
"Australian" doesn't just mean descendants of the convicts. Many of them would have been immigrants from all over the world.
>>702970361
>>702972968
someone posted shit they found on tumblr on imgur
>>702972968
>when the tumblr kicks in
holy canolli
>>702972862
I doubt people do this
how is everybody today
>>702972968
>5'5 240 lbs
>literally could have two healthy 5'5 humans if you gave each of them half the weight
what on earth are you reading
>>702973044
I was gonna say laid but honestly at this point just orgasm
>>702973105
if you count all the "Australian" as white, you're over 90%.
>>702973126
It's not IMPOSSIBLE.
>>702973005
Why don't you take a breather and inhale some carbon dioxide?
>>702973294
I'm never getting laid, everyone knows that.
>>702973294
>>702973116
>>702973367
what if I rape you though
>>702973449
man I fucking live among tumblr
I hate it when I see chicks who weigh 200 pounds with dyed hair on campus literally makes me nauseous
>>702973449
Cute doggo!
>>702973312
or you could take some of your own advice
>>702973294
but it is unlikely
>>702973713
this is one reason why I am not looking forward to returning to college.
but then I hear yours is particularly bad.
>>702973294
>4.3 Chinese
>3.0 Abo
>2.1 Indian
>0.99 Filipino
>0.98 Charlie
Already below 90%
Also, read the line in the article literally right above that
"At the 2011 census residents were asked to describe their ancestry, in which up to two could be nominated"
>>702973713
I'm not having sex with you, you had sex with katia, disgusting.
>>702973748
I guess?
>>702973818
>"At the 2011 census residents were asked to describe their ancestry, in which up to two could be nominated"
Oh, I missed that. Yup, data invalid.
Flips are high tier nonwhites at least.
>>702973804
It's in fucking philadelphia, of course it is.
>>702973942
I just SAID I was gonna rape you.
>>702974049
what type of shitty ass gun is this
>>702974049
It has been a long time since the White Australia Policy was scrapped
>>702974134
I want to say nambu, but I know thats probably not 100% accurate
>>702974134
it's shaped vaguely like a lugar but the slide looks like...kinda like a 1911 slide, actually
what the fuck is going on there
>>702974400
def not a nambu
>>702974318
man yall need to bring that back
bye dinner, kaldis figure out what that gun is by the time I'm back ok sweetie
>>702974049
>Askin for a .44 insemination
>>702974509
Upon looking at the slide, its def not, its from somewhere with a latin based language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE4oQiejDvU
wait found it
colt woodsman.
>>702974855
das sexy
>>702968233
Sauce?
>>702974686
Are we even sure this is a legit gun not just a bunch of parts slapped together
>>702974855
oh. well then.
>>702975254
save me
>>702974134
Colt Woodsman.
>>702975347
with what
from whom
>>702975537
from boredom
with a joke or a song or a dick or a story or a gun or something.
>>702975699
ok I'll go with a joke
nef is straight
that was pretty good
Nef, what is Italy's past time?
>>702975801
>>702975993
>>702976194
>>702976194
Tax evasion
I can link you to some Yotsuba&! if you want to read that
>>702976231
thanks
>>702975699
Well I cant do songs because im mute jokes dont really work in sign language my dicks not big and I guess I could find a picture of a gun on the internet i guess.
n-not that I like dicks or anything
>>702976970
riiiiight
>>702976452
I've already read it, thanks
The booty treasure bag
Hi guys
>>702977126
gtg, GL with your crusade on boredom
>>702975699
>>702976809
Heres a gun
>>702974855
>colt woodsman.
I still insist that someone saw a luger and a 1911 and decided to shove the two things together
>>702977576
that was my thought too
>>702977647
wow we're really on the same wavelength wanna touch dicks
>>702977744
neat digits
>>702977829
thanks patrick
chris matthews' voice makes me want to shoot myself in the face
>>702977909
tell me, how do i get numbers like those?
>>702978335
praise kek every single day and maybe just maybe he'll bless you with cool cute numbers
> entering gifs
>the VA is not the problem, the leadership of the VA is the problem
oh yes because random federal employees like the ones that make up the VA itself are so fucking efficient and brilliant
god I hate chris matthews and everyone associating with him
if you were a unit of measurement, what would you measure?
msnbc's graphics are hot garbage
literally shitposting memesters on /pol/ are better at photoshop
I would measure homosexuality obviously
>>702978540
Yes?
Imma shitpost my booty treasure from my bag
Starting with Gifs
>>702978879
I would be a measurement of how super awful something is
you guys would all rate at bare minimum several Nefs worth of awful
>>702978963
how about you don't do that instead
>>702979039
and you're something like 69 subbies, faggot
>>702979039
would sf be, say, 30 nefs?
>>702974070
Typical woman's these days.
>BREAKING: HILLARY CLINTON IS LYING ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
wait that's not news
>>702979108
SFs aren't a measure of awful though, they're a measure of cuteness
So I am 69x cuter than you. Check mate.
>>702979193
At least 50
america is great because america is good
>>702979467
I'm a measure of homosexuality, did you read the above? No you didn't because you're awful. I'm like a piconef.
>>702979276
Looks like a dead rabbit was stuffed in there.
>>702979058
Somebody is bossy
Plus wow
I got some anal cream for yeah
>>702979727
I'm bossy because I am the boss, that's how this works.
>>702979574
So basically you're so terrible at everything that even a straight dude can beat you in homosexuality? Dang SF you just got nothing going for you.
>>702979629
chet answer my question
so I guess moe is problematic now
>>702979854
if mc escher painted pool noodles, that would maybe capture a fraction of your not-straightness
>>702979998
What the stupid measurement one?
>>702969115
>>>>>>>>>>iFunny watermark
Fuck outta here with that shit
>>702979841
Oh just like that
Ok
Ummm no, a nicer way would change my action that drives your anger. Sir Pris
But no
>>702980189
no the thought provoking intelligent one
the measurement one
>>702980146
Feminism has always raged at anime, they just can't do anything about it because asia has literally not even a single fuck to give about 'progressive' attitudes
Ever watch that documentary where the Chinese guy just rips into this African dude and his entire people for like a minute straight?
>if mc escher painted pool noodles, that would maybe capture a fraction of your not-straightness
Well yeah, it's already been established that I am King of the Homos. I embrace my superiority and nobility. You're just a peasant.
>>702980287
>Ummm no, a nicer way would change my action that drives your anger. Sir Pris
I think I understand what this sentence means but good god is it poorly formed, is your first language swahili or did you have a stroke mid-post?
>>702980463
I've seen clips of the documentary yeah it's hilarious and 100% accurate. There was this great story the other day where AirChina warned passengers to stay away from parts of London populated mostly by pakistanis, indians, and blacks.
Based fucking chinks dude if only they didn't do the whole dog eating thing.
I'd bow before you but under the circumstances bending over is probably more appropriate.
>>702980298
Chetonnes; the amount of animosity towards Demos.
>>702974975
Paul Robertson
>>702980821
I measure 500 chettones whenever he posts matsus
>>702980821
>>702980753
Kneeling is adequate
>There was this great story the other day where AirChina warned passengers to stay away from parts of London populated mostly by pakistanis, indians, and blacks.
Amazing
>Based fucking chinks dude if only they didn't do the whole dog eating thing.
and weren't stingy gambling addicts
>>702980953
I can forgive them the gambling thing but since you work at a casino I could see why it might be more of an issue to you. Really gotta cut down on the dog-eating, though. I mean I'd let China rule the world if they'd dial it back on that a skoch.
Any culture that's willing to call a spade a spade (or a nigger a nigger) might just deserve to win.
>>702980943
My chetonne reading just dropped a little with that doggo.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/britain-build-13ft-wall-calais-jungle-block-refugee-migrant-entering-uk-a7229386.html
>>702981161
>I can forgive them the gambling thing but since you work at a casino I could see why it might be more of an issue to you
No I mean it's ridiculous
They go to soup kitchens to get food meant for the homeless then they go to the VIP room at the casino and loot bottles of water. They do this to save money to gamble more.
We had such an issue with them just loading bags full of bottles of water that we removed the caps from the bottles when we gave them out - so they brought in their own caps
goddamnfaggots
>>702981430
ah yes I remember that that made me happy
good job bongs
now start tossing the pakis into the thames
>>702981484
chinese culture actually doesn't understand courtesy, I swear to god
it's such a densely populated country, so dehumanized, that the idea that by taking advantage of a nicety you might be doing wrong by someone else doesn't register in their brains
>>702981166
only a little?
Might have a wank and lie down a bit
>>702981681
I am a bitter person
>>702982045
yeah but your criticism of the chinks is entirely legitimate
enjoy your wank
>>702981991
A little. I need more doggos. I feel I deserve them, what with it being my Skype-birthday and all.
>announcing your wanks
>>callilng your faps "wanks"
>>702982354
Fairly certain you've proclaimed when you are going to or want to shove things up your arse.
>>702982297
i'm just one man i don't have much to my name
>not announcing your wanks
>not taking a megaphone and making sure the entire neighborhood knows when you're gonna rub one out
>not posting on twitter to your hundreds of thousands of loyal followers that you're about to jerk off
>not calling a press conference to solemnly inform the nation that you need some personal time
>not invading poland while flying a banner that's literally just a picture of your hand on your dick
>>702982354
>>702982381
Best one before fap
>>702982510
Who me? Never.
>>702970361
>sheep
i don't know anybody that follows me on twitter besides my sister and eisen
i don't think either want to know about my fapping habits
or as i like to call them
>fapits
>>702982538
I think "man" is pushing it a bit.
>>702982610
Yes you. At times.
>>702982738
go away wales/new zealand
>not inviting both eisen and your sister to help you fap
you honestly suck at this dude
the new geforce experience update is pretty slick
WEIRDO
>>702982811
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
>at times
no.
>not wanting to fuck both tiny half-men like eisen and your own blood relatives
get good at degeneracy faggot
just leave my blood relatives out of the equation
i just got done anally masturbating with the BD rex toy. best money i ever spent. its blue, it glows in the dark
>>702983106
I agree.
You certainly did. At least your denial suggests you won't do it again in the future.
>>702983365
kys
this is what it feels like
>>702983397
THERE IS NO DENIAL HERE
I'LL TOUCH MY BUTT IF I WANT TO
>>702983365
good to know thank you for sharing
>>702983466
>>702983466
>>702983466
why would i kiss my self.
>>702983365
The next Silent Hill game should have creatures contorted like this.
>>702983512
That wasn't what you were denying, you berk.
You're kind of doing what I accused you of though.
>>702983744
I'm not touching myself yet, Chet. You dog.
>>702982816
>yet
>>702983744
then a hand should emerge from the anus and slowly jerk you off then rip off you cock and force feed it to you
>>702983844
Again, this is close to you announcing you're going to fiddle with yourself. Which is exactly what you said you didn't do.
>>702983967
You'd be bad at directing a game in that series.
>>702984401
That's not true. I already fiddled it. Check your tense, Chetkowski.
