Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
But if they can dye their hair, what would they do about their eye color?
mandatory cc claim
i love mint,
but you know what i love more?
mint choc chip,
you know what i love more than that?
mint choc chip with chen,
you know what i love more than that?
mint choc chip and a movie with chen,
and you know what i love more that all of that?
a happy chen with mint choc chip icecream and a movie for us both to watch.
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom.
I would have gone to college if I had had the money or gotten in the military, but I didn't have the money, and they rejected me.Now I just do the heavy lifting at construction sites.
>Best fox claimed
Greatswords are the best things ever
miss carly is so short my mama must be tall how can I make it work waifu she is pretty and funny and smells nice I wan to lick her arms but then she stood up and she only goes to my chest I wanna die I thought she was the one
if conditions are needed for the survival of humans we will adapt, this may of been what happened on the island, idk why but everyone from that island may be blonde.
shinobu would love it there.
>Not gross messer
>Not boar spear
You a pleb ass nigga
She isn't.You don't even know her.
Hey bb, how're you?
did you talk to the doctor guy from yesterday
don't freak out just keep not creeping her out for longer, your probably feeling attached because you don't interact much with others and shit, see if you actually like her, she doesn't have to be completely perfect(how ever you want your perfect gurl to look)
A: Date her and deal with it
B: keep looking for an unrealistic ideal that you'll never actually find
It's all about swinging a sword that would make Guts blush
I'm doing good
I'm probably going to get another class added to my schedule next week
no why does everyone say this?
I jumped my love im so foolish
i havent been creepy just very nice
a taller girl is unrealistic im sure I will find my mommy or make one ffs
I was throwing in all the fem-dom stuff too
Wouldn't that collar choke her in that chibi form?
B-but Shino doesn't like the Pokemon franchise...
Good morning Miho.
Well construction isn't a bad job, shame about the college though, its kinda fun, at least for me it is. I've got a night class but the prof is chill as hell.
That's right, back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
the analysis guy or what ever
exactly keep doing that, and stop looking for an exact match of what you want in a girl, and don't jump to conclusions
also use punctuation, commas, apostrophes, etc. a bit more often
Oh shit, nope.Isn't he Elle?
>I forgot what I wanted to ask FFS, kill me now
Afterno.... I'll take moring
Thats good atleast.
Dont want you to get sick now.
literally my dream woman
All summer I've been sort of feeling bad. Is it this fucking "summer sadness" I've been hearing about? Or am I developing a form of depression?
>down one nexus turret
I'd rather not think about that. How are you today Laura?
How are you on this fine day?
he still needs to ask for marriage or a date for that
something about relationships and trust, it was late when you were talking about it with tomo
i think it was eru not sure
its ok life just punishes me for no reason I guess
then fix it
takes so much longer to type though
what I fallin love when I see them the hell why wait so damn long you crazy
my steam I guess midbeef108
Only you know the answer to that question.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME LET ME COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ON 4CHAN
Just get a dildo bat you fag
Being too nice IS creepy
Well I'm content and that's what matters isn't it?
Kiss me hard before you go
I just wanted you to know
That, baby, you're the best
I got that summertime, summertime sadness
S-s-summertime, summertime sadness
Got that summertime, summertime sadness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Have you been going places with friends or family this summer?
I may not like Tomoko, but that's a bit harsh.
I can't remember, fuck
>Stop spying on me,thats half the reason I don't like doctors
I have no idea all of a sudden I've turned into a little bitch
I'd say deal with the height thing,
but i'd recommend keeping your cards a bit close to the chest, you don't want to scare her away
I totally would if i could, I guess the 7 foot club will have to do
I know... 6:30 "Morning" whatever.
Nope. I'm physically fine.
That may be it. I've been inside on my pc all summer. Haven't been talking to friends and shit. Only go outside to take out the trash
Yeah, so long as you're happy ^^
choas179 was my og name becasue I was an edgy 40k loving fag
Yes, i can definitely see that now.
I'm mostly happy, so life is good I suppose
We are in the same boat.
Get it, boat? Heh.
You've gotta figure it out yourself man.
theres a fake tomo poster said the other tomo
yea you said something about dislikeing doctors and the such, bu something you wanted to talk about was trust or relationships or something, i think it was tomo with c_data in file name
>saves again is not broken
That's not my name nigger.
I don't know yet
But the principal said that i can talk to him about it tomorrow
I love you too, even if your waifu is shit
Someone say gay~
Hello to you, anon. Doing fine?
Double swords checked
Kek. They dont recognize colors, no lewds or the way you talk
No, I'm not your parents.
Sorry, I don't speak retard, and running that mess through Google translate only returned "I'm a faggot". Want to run that by me in English?
No, I'm jesus.
Yes, but Pray to god it's not going to be as Pants-on-head retarded as you are.
I can tell.
It'll be difficult to bring myself to do that stuff, I guess I have a few friends to call.. as long as it fixes whatsever going on.
I had a hunch it was that
I can usually do that
Yeah. Its good that you're not in a shitty position, enjoy life man ^^
Mercy~ How goes it?
Yeah. One of my friends bought me Cook Serve Delicious, it looks good.
How bout you?
>Just got my pizza delivered
>Hawaiian, of course
Stop telling me this stuff, I don't want to know that you know this stuff, it scares me
What do you have right now?
I don't love you
That's what I'm hoping for
Be back in 15, gonna shower. ^^
Hi, it's the anon that constantly harasses you for being pathetic. Didn't know you were depressed. Gonna stop until you've gotten over what ever issues you have going on. Feel better.
Kek. Not bad.
>not combination or meatlover's
Rip you lol
A what now?
Signing up for a retail place
Hello mimi and down girl, down!
Doing good swordo. Just looking for a retail place
anger issues is a myth
Funnily enough, I'm in a good mood.
Careful though, use any more big words like that and your fedora might start tipping itself.
no i was on last night along with tomo, i think i was posting without pics, sorry if that bothered you
please don't claim her
i is confused, so is that smug, c_data, or fake tomo, which is which
people don't have anger issues they are born a certain amount of salt
Now now, there's no need to be so tsundere
You may not have the best taste in waifus, but your pizza taste literally could not be better.
Aww, that's so sweet
>He doesn't like Canadian bacon and pineapple
Traitor to your own country.
This is not true, I had extreme anger issues as a child.They're mostly resolved now, but still there
I don't even like you, or your waifu.I'm not tsundere, I just straight up dislike you.
Cant tell If being legit or calling me a pussy through sarcasm. Either one is good to hear.
This is fun I guess
I dont get the agree thing what is it
I know i was jokeing
good tastes anon
You seem to be pretty angry.
Maybe you have anger issues?
and it shall for ever be true
so your... smug tomo?
Good ^^ I'm doing pretty gr8
Cook Serve, Delicious, its a cooking game, and I think its also a restaurant sim, looks fun though.
Well, sure she breaks down a lot, but she does her best to be reliable and there for her friends, I think she's great.
But yeah hawaiian is the way to go yo.
>Galil is gud too though
Sorry I assumed you were being a dick. I remember when I was younger I was feeling kind of bad for a few months, my friend got me out of it by calling me a whining bitch. He wasn't being an asshole, it was tough love.
My country also has a 5rd cap on rifle magazines. It ain't what it used to be.
This is good.
Cuts, sores and bruises from gym should give a rest don't you think? And i never worked at a clothing store before
If you want esdeath to punish you, would you pick agree or disagree?
I know that but no lewding dammit! Lol
So few cooking game. How it is?
Speaking from experience i see
>5rd cap on rifle mags
I use to work at Best Buy. Absolute mad house.
>The ignorance of people is astounding.
Dunno, just finished downloading it, I hope its fun ^^
>I like cooking so I think it will be.
Would this be legal?Its technically two magazines.
Also, the law of the land does not matter, you must be a patriot to the SPIRIT of the country.
Yeah she's cute and fun, but reliability is important to me.
Esdeath you need to work on your English, this is 3rd grader tier.
Tomoko is a cold,insensitive and blunt asshole.Which isn't always bad, unless you are one all the time.
>Cuts, sores and bruises from gym
What kind of gym do you work at, a Pokemon gym??
uhhu yes well Im not good at grammar
c_data?i give up
>working at bestbuy
my friends don't like working there, is it that bad
i don't think esdeath wants protecting
>10rds in handguns
>3 in SGs
>forget about self-defense or home defense
>can't get muh G3
I'm unsure of that. I only know we need to git gud at individual rights. At least we aren't as cucked as the bongs.
LEARN GOD DAMN IT. YOU ARE A (PRESUMABLY) GROWN-ASS CANADIAN. AND YOU'RE IN TORONTO SO YOU'RE NO FROG.
I understand that, reliability is definitely important with any weapon, Galil is definitely reliable.
Esdeath man, I love you you psikh, but Im going to have to stop talking to you if you don't step up your game.
Or fucking Brazil or something
Galil has been called the most realible gun in the world before!
Damn she's hot, but I'm no sub.
Jeez. Can't wait for that! Cooking is always fun
I'm what they call a crew man. I help carry heavy equipment and break boxes
There we go!
Not all lol
I got American Government and World religions
Its not really THAT bad, its just that a lot of the people who come in are inept or they think they're a fuckin genius and think you're stupider than they are.
Holy shit RIP Canada.
>Get sued for shooting somebody who breaks into your house.
Galil is best reliability gun
>I want one.
>But no money cause no job
Oh yeah. Its fun so far, lotta different foods to cook and lotta people to serve! I like it.
>Got fried chicken on my menu. Oh boi.
They're pretty bad off too. Normally, I do not say this about ANYTHING, but gun laws need to be more American.
This literally happens, man. It's ridiculous.
>tfw you used your gun for HD and you spend time in prison because of some cucked bullshit like duty to retreat
>tfw SD or HD isn't a valid reason to want a handgun
Oh okay, I was gonna say that's pretty shitty. Retail can be fun depending on where you work. I work at a convenience store and I get all kinds of people
But isn't that the only fox? So worst fox claimed?
She already has a baby.
Good morning all.
So then who is best fox?
America is good st more than gun laws
I still can't find an ARM
Weird, but I like it
>Mfw can't even shoot a basketball man for stealing your TV
That's why I'll never move to Canada, love me some guns
The ARM looks so good yo. So does the ACE.
pretty sure that's a wolf
and those hands can't be beat
I thought yours was a blue cat. I basically understand you as "gun-Felix".
She is the best fox in defiance. Pretty tough to argue with 900 years of being an old woman, though.
>shoot someone over a TV
This is why we have laws.
All that's really wrong with Murcia is the excess of religious idiocy and the celebrity worship.
I can't Murica because healthcare and anti-gay laws.
>tfw some states will allow employers to fire me over liking cock
Mmmm fried chicken sounds good right now. And some biscuits with mashed potatoes? Oooohhh boy
Forver 21 cause fuck it. Heard I'll have to deal with soccer moms
Thanks red eyes. What's up?
Not so nice feet
Yeah thats one reason I don't like my state, they're hyper conservative and shit. I mean, I'm not gay, but I think my gay friends should be able to suck cock in peace yo.
aw yiss. I want chicken now.
>Rush hour is a bitch.
They're good classes, I like both teachers too
Completely unrelated but
>PS4 gets payday 2 dlc first
>Xbox dlc release doesn't even have a release yet
I'm so fucking annoyed right now because of this shit
Everything I touch turns to ashes
Falls away, it falls away
Everything I touch turns to ashes
It slips right through my hands
Love me, hate me
Isolate me everyday that I'm alive
Straight up mentally unstable
You don't have to like my life
She is neither a trap nor a cat.Galil is a perfectly normal Jewish Russian blue fox girl gun.
>He wouldn't shoot someone who tries to break into the house he worked hard for, when they want to steal the TV he paid for with hours of work
Are you a liberal?
Religion is the cornerstone of civilization, celebrity worship is only retards on Facebook, healthcare is for poorfags ducks and those laws are on the way out (plus, how are they going to prove you fucked a man in the ass)
You flaming fucking faggot
What state mayne?
I'm more of a history or chemistry man myself, but religion is cool as shit.
>Payday 2 was my shit back in the day
You down for some popeyes?
Tell me about it. Worked at Freddy's frozen custard and panera's bread. Lunch and dinner SUCKED
Oh I can;t imagine the types of people you'll see there. Just hope you never have to work Black Friday or something
That has nothing to do with anything.
I didn't call her a trap--you can see Galil is a girl.
Did you work hard for your house, did you pay for your TV with hours of work?
Have you ever actually had to carry a gun to protect yourself?
Someone stealing a TV is not a big deal.
Wew fuckin lad that's lovely.
I live in Idaho.
>A lot of anons live in Idaho
>Probably because there ain't shit to do here.
We have a Freddy's up here, never been inside, any good?
>Tfw in Rush Hour and you gotta take out the trash and fix the shitter
>Mfw shitter breaks every ten seconds.
This game is fun though
Well you keep referring to her as an "Old woman"
Maybe the pot shouldn't call the kettle black
I'm only taking the religions class because it's an english class
And if payday 2 was your shit when it came out, it might not be now
>overshill and their many, many lies
>wouldn't shoot criminal scum over possibly 3 paychecks' worth of electronics
>implying it's not okay to defend yourself, others and your property with any and all force available to you, up to and including a fucking elephant gun
>tfw I'm bi and gay people give me shit for it
Gay people never actually give me shit for being bi but apparently it happens.
Religion WAS the cornerstone of society. The new cornerstone is much less stupid and involves fewer imaginary friends. It's called mutual benefit.
I like it
I call it the American dream. Lemme tell you this, if getting the grilled cheese sandwich, ask for extra cheese and some backn in it
They made told me to get back to dishes and stop walking around after i took the trash out
Mmhmm. Did anything today?