Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming Felix
>>702966967
But if they can dye their hair, what would they do about their eye color?
>>702968007
mandatory cc claim
>>702967223
i love mint,
but you know what i love more?
mint choc chip,
you know what i love more than that?
mint choc chip with chen,
you know what i love more than that?
mint choc chip and a movie with chen,
and you know what i love more that all of that?
a happy chen with mint choc chip icecream and a movie for us both to watch.
Miho claimed
>>702968073
>POMF
My mom loved valium and lots of drugs
And that's why I am like I am cause I'm like her
Because my mom loved valium and lots of drugs
That's why I on what I on cause I'm my mom.
>>702968007
>Bong
>>702967782
I would have gone to college if I had had the money or gotten in the military, but I didn't have the money, and they rejected me.Now I just do the heavy lifting at construction sites.
>>702968158
<3
>Best fox claimed
Greatswords are the best things ever
>>702968007
>>702968073
>>702968207
Hello.
miss carly is so short my mama must be tall how can I make it work waifu she is pretty and funny and smells nice I wan to lick her arms but then she stood up and she only goes to my chest I wanna die I thought she was the one
>>702968250
Galil-chan! <3
>>702968207
if conditions are needed for the survival of humans we will adapt, this may of been what happened on the island, idk why but everyone from that island may be blonde.
wait,
shinobu would love it there.
>>702968289
That's my look.
>>702968219
That's very cute comming from you, but unfortunately, I must sleep for now.
Also I'll enjoy some popcorn with cheese at a movie.
Night.
>>702968322
Did you forget how to speak english while you were gone?
>>702968301
>Not gross messer
>Not zwëihänder
>Not flamberge
>Not boar spear
You a pleb ass nigga
>>702968322
She isn't.You don't even know her.
>>702968370
Hey bb, how're you?
claim
>>702967261
>>702968250
did you talk to the doctor guy from yesterday
>>702967270
>>702968322
don't freak out just keep not creeping her out for longer, your probably feeling attached because you don't interact much with others and shit, see if you actually like her, she doesn't have to be completely perfect(how ever you want your perfect gurl to look)
I claim this 5
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>702967970
That sucks.
Something serious?
>>702968620
What doctor?
Claiming my ghoul.
>>702968322
A: Date her and deal with it
B: keep looking for an unrealistic ideal that you'll never actually find
>>702968597
It's all about swinging a sword that would make Guts blush
>>702968597
I'm doing good
I'm probably going to get another class added to my schedule next week
>>702968736
Kitty!
>>702968596
no why does everyone say this?
>>702968597
I jumped my love im so foolish
>>702968620
i havent been creepy just very nice
>>702968836
a taller girl is unrealistic im sure I will find my mommy or make one ffs
>>702968449
>>702968929
I was throwing in all the fem-dom stuff too
>>702968312
Wouldn't that collar choke her in that chibi form?
>>702968400
B-but Shino doesn't like the Pokemon franchise...
>>702968238
Good morning Miho.
>>702968312
Hi.
>>702968736
Nope.
>>702968929
your english is broken
>>702968250
Well construction isn't a bad job, shame about the college though, its kinda fun, at least for me it is. I've got a night class but the prof is chill as hell.
>>702968007
>Bong.jpg
>>702968449
Derivative cunt
Claiming Taiga!
>>702968932
That's right, back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up.
>>702968742
the analysis guy or what ever
>>702968929
exactly keep doing that, and stop looking for an exact match of what you want in a girl, and don't jump to conclusions
also use punctuation, commas, apostrophes, etc. a bit more often
>>702968929
>falling in love on the first date
Did you remember to bring the ring?
>>702968929
Depends how tall you are. I know some grils who are 6ft tall.
>>702969333
Its not even the first date kek
>>702969329
Oh shit, nope.Isn't he Elle?
>I forgot what I wanted to ask FFS, kill me now
>>702969153
Afterno.... I'll take moring
>>702969311
Bun anon, calm down.
Here is how it goes
You either go back to youe fucking telegram or im killing your ugly wife
Calamity-masu'd
>>702969311
I only have the one anyway...
![Syndra [86].png](https://i.imgur.com/asipfz4.png "Syndra [86].png")
>>702968904
Shoo
>>702969153
Thats good atleast.
Dont want you to get sick now.
literally my dream woman
>>702969635
Kitty!
Him
>>702969423
then there's still time
Make sure to get a ring, Esdeath
All summer I've been sort of feeling bad. Is it this fucking "summer sadness" I've been hearing about? Or am I developing a form of depression?
>down one nexus turret
>no inhibs
>baron get
>teamfight win
>win game
Okay.
>>702969140
I'd rather not think about that. How are you today Laura?
>>702969153
How are you on this fine day?
>>702969855
Shut the fuck up
>>702969333
>>702969808
he still needs to ask for marriage or a date for that
>>702969517
something about relationships and trust, it was late when you were talking about it with tomo
i think it was eru not sure
>>702969855
k
>>702969106
its ok life just punishes me for no reason I guess
>>702969168
then fix it
>>702969329
takes so much longer to type though
>>702969386
im 6'
>>702969333
what I fallin love when I see them the hell why wait so damn long you crazy
>>702969623
my steam I guess midbeef108
>>702969855
Only you know the answer to that question.
>>702970019
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME LET ME COMPLAIN ABOUT IT ON 4CHAN
>>702968836
Just get a dildo bat you fag
>>702968890
What class?
>Lewd pic
>>702968929
Being too nice IS creepy
>>702969239
Well I'm content and that's what matters isn't it?
>>702969690
Sexy AF
>>702969855
Kiss me hard before you go
Summertime sadness
I just wanted you to know
That, baby, you're the best
I got that summertime, summertime sadness
S-s-summertime, summertime sadness
Got that summertime, summertime sadness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Have you been going places with friends or family this summer?
>>702970019
I may not like Tomoko, but that's a bit harsh.
>>702970108
I can't remember, fuck
>Stop spying on me,thats half the reason I don't like doctors
>>702970108
>saving the same image twice.
>>702970220
how am I meant to fix your broken english
>>702970221
I have no idea all of a sudden I've turned into a little bitch
>>702970254
Fuck off to Ruri
>>702970220
I'd say deal with the height thing,
but i'd recommend keeping your cards a bit close to the chest, you don't want to scare her away
>>702970300
I totally would if i could, I guess the 7 foot club will have to do
>>702969557
I know... 6:30 "Morning" whatever.
>>702969635
Nope. I'm physically fine.
>>702969979
Meh. You?
>>702970424
The guy that trolls you in these threads got to you
>>702970220
>midbeef108
That didn't work. Is that your current username or the first one you ever signed up with?
>>702970300
That may be it. I've been inside on my pc all summer. Haven't been talking to friends and shit. Only go outside to take out the trash
>>702970685
Which tomoko anon are you
>>702970588
Kek
>>702970300
Yeah, so long as you're happy ^^
>>702970640
Hello :>
Rem is mine since Felix was taken
>>702970834
>having a backup waifu.
FIGHT FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE YOU SICK BASTARD.
>>702970596
choas179 was my og name becasue I was an edgy 40k loving fag
Claiming Yuuki
>>702970685
You're probably going stir-crazy, interaction with others, and spending time outside, is good for the mind.
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>702970581
Yes, i can definitely see that now.
>>702970942
Aight, well I dropped you can add.
>>702970545
Gay
>>702970685
That's it
>>702970806
I'm mostly happy, so life is good I suppose
>>702970834
Feck aff
>>702970581
We are in the same boat.
Get it, boat? Heh.
>>702970424
You've gotta figure it out yourself man.
>>702970300
theres a fake tomo poster said the other tomo
yea you said something about dislikeing doctors and the such, bu something you wanted to talk about was trust or relationships or something, i think it was tomo with c_data in file name
>>702970319
>saves image
>is broken
>saves again is not broken
k
>>702969587
>Bun-anon
That's not my name nigger.
Hey Kongou, if you're lurking, suck a big dick you rokeplaying faggot that you are.
>>702970942
Fucking Chaos-fag.
>>702971190
Okay little dic.
>>702971081
are you corn?
>>702971190
How's the baby? Gonna abort it?
>>702970300
I don't know yet
But the principal said that i can talk to him about it tomorrow
>>702971255
Mhm
>>702971131
I love you too, even if your waifu is shit
>>702970806
>Elle
>>702971131
Someone say gay~
>>702971190
VELVET.
>>702970581
>Slurp
>>702971190
Will your baby be as autistic as you?
>>702970806
Hello to you, anon. Doing fine?
>>702970966
Double swords checked
>>702971190
Kek. They dont recognize colors, no lewds or the way you talk
>>702971258
No, I'm not your parents.
>>702971243
Sorry, I don't speak retard, and running that mess through Google translate only returned "I'm a faggot". Want to run that by me in English?
>>702971419
No, I'm jesus.
>>702971501
Yes, but Pray to god it's not going to be as Pants-on-head retarded as you are.
>>702971545
I can tell.
>>702970987
It'll be difficult to bring myself to do that stuff, I guess I have a few friends to call.. as long as it fixes whatsever going on.
>>702971131
I had a hunch it was that
>>702971145
I can usually do that
>>702971169
not fake but other tomo or something, idk
>hikage
>>702971425
Bun anon
>>702971131
Yeah. Its good that you're not in a shitty position, enjoy life man ^^
>>702971419
Mercy~ How goes it?
>>702971545
Yeah. One of my friends bought me Cook Serve Delicious, it looks good.
How bout you?
>>702971545
Hi K-mart
>>702971545
How you doing smugerino?
>Just got my pizza delivered
>Hawaiian, of course
>>702971169
Stop telling me this stuff, I don't want to know that you know this stuff, it scares me
>>702971259
What do you have right now?
>>702971344
I don't love you
>>702971419
Mercy!
>>702971712
That's what I'm hoping for
Claiming Ayase <3
>>702971643
>being this mad on the internet
You outrageous oaf, I already feel pretty bad for that poor child. Having a problems with anger issues must be a bliss.
>>702971834
>Hawaiian
My Nigga.
Be back in 15, gonna shower. ^^
>>702971653
Hi, it's the anon that constantly harasses you for being pathetic. Didn't know you were depressed. Gonna stop until you've gotten over what ever issues you have going on. Feel better.
still here
>>702971920
>oh. He got me. Time to call him mad and say he's got anger issues
>>702971712
Kek. Not bad.
>>702971834
Jewgun!
>Hawaiian
>not combination or meatlover's
>>702971643
Rip you lol
>>702971712
A what now?
Signing up for a retail place
>>702971737
Hello mimi and down girl, down!
>>702971822
Doing good swordo. Just looking for a retail place
>>702972224
anger issues is a myth
>>702971920
Funnily enough, I'm in a good mood.
Careful though, use any more big words like that and your fedora might start tipping itself.
>>702971834
no i was on last night along with tomo, i think i was posting without pics, sorry if that bothered you
>>702971878
please don't claim her
>>702971653
>>702972129
i is confused, so is that smug, c_data, or fake tomo, which is which
>>702972316
people don't have anger issues they are born a certain amount of salt
>>702971071
Oh?
>>702971145
...
>>702971425
No.
>>702972285
Retail place? What for?
>>702971834
Now now, there's no need to be so tsundere
>>702972413
No? Okay, understandable.
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UzXUdOf.jpg "Syndra [69].jpg")
>>702972413
And back to yellow.
Ok.
>>702972013
You may not have the best taste in waifus, but your pizza taste literally could not be better.
>>702972129
Aww, that's so sweet
>>702972248
>He doesn't like Canadian bacon and pineapple
Traitor to your own country.
>>702972316
This is not true, I had extreme anger issues as a child.They're mostly resolved now, but still there
>>702972488
I don't even like you, or your waifu.I'm not tsundere, I just straight up dislike you.
>>702972129
Cant tell If being legit or calling me a pussy through sarcasm. Either one is good to hear.
>>702972401
>confused
This is fun I guess
She just give my heart wood.
>>702972965
Well Zarya is the best tank
>>702972965
Who is this girl?
>>702972778
Being legit.
>>702973074
Sevarog is the best Tank.
>>702972285
I dont get the agree thing what is it
>>702972401
lol true
>>702972735
I know i was jokeing
>>702972965
good tastes anon
>>702973349
Literally fuck off don't you have a kid to look after?
>>702972129
I thought you were a great shitposter rustling these waifags feathers until this post. Fuck off.
>>702972285
But its hot.
>>702972413
>hugs
>>702973458
You seem to be pretty angry.
Maybe you have anger issues?
>>702973349
>>702973400
and it shall for ever be true
>>702972778
so your... smug tomo?
>>702972248
Good ^^ I'm doing pretty gr8
>>702972285
Cook Serve, Delicious, its a cooking game, and I think its also a restaurant sim, looks fun though.
>Retail
Wew
>>702972735
Well, sure she breaks down a lot, but she does her best to be reliable and there for her friends, I think she's great.
But yeah hawaiian is the way to go yo.
>Galil is gud too though
>Besk Kalash.
>>702973336
Sorry I assumed you were being a dick. I remember when I was younger I was feeling kind of bad for a few months, my friend got me out of it by calling me a whining bitch. He wasn't being an asshole, it was tough love.
>>702972735
My country also has a 5rd cap on rifle magazines. It ain't what it used to be.
>>702974021
This is good.
>>702972425
Cuts, sores and bruises from gym should give a rest don't you think? And i never worked at a clothing store before
>>702973400
If you want esdeath to punish you, would you pick agree or disagree?
>>702973551
I know that but no lewding dammit! Lol
>>702974021
So few cooking game. How it is?
>wew
Speaking from experience i see
>>702973845
Not even close
>>702970300
Why don't you like tomoko
>>702974245
Yeah ^^
>5rd cap on rifle mags
RIP Canada.
>>702974354
I use to work at Best Buy. Absolute mad house.
>The ignorance of people is astounding.
Dunno, just finished downloading it, I hope its fun ^^
>I like cooking so I think it will be.
>>702974245
Would this be legal?Its technically two magazines.
Also, the law of the land does not matter, you must be a patriot to the SPIRIT of the country.
>>702974021
Yeah she's cute and fun, but reliability is important to me.
>>702973400
Esdeath you need to work on your English, this is 3rd grader tier.
>>702974527
Tomoko is a cold,insensitive and blunt asshole.Which isn't always bad, unless you are one all the time.
>Galil
>>702974354
>Cuts, sores and bruises from gym
What kind of gym do you work at, a Pokemon gym??
>>702974354
>>Agree
>>Agree
>>Agree
>>Agree
>>702974826
uhhu yes well Im not good at grammar
>>702974377
c_data?i give up
>>702974607
>working at bestbuy
my friends don't like working there, is it that bad
>>702974959
hello
>>702974970
i don't think esdeath wants protecting
>>702974354
Sores and bruses sounds normal but cuts? Do you swordfight at the gym? Tf?
>>702974607
>10rds in handguns
>3 in SGs
>forget about self-defense or home defense
>can't get muh G3
>>702974826
I'm unsure of that. I only know we need to git gud at individual rights. At least we aren't as cucked as the bongs.
>>702974970
LEARN GOD DAMN IT. YOU ARE A (PRESUMABLY) GROWN-ASS CANADIAN. AND YOU'RE IN TORONTO SO YOU'RE NO FROG.
>>702974826
I understand that, reliability is definitely important with any weapon, Galil is definitely reliable.
>>702974970
Git gud
Gotta go. Coming back later
this is a sentence.
>>702974959
>Rory is best girl
Why must you lie?
>>702974970
Esdeath man, I love you you psikh, but Im going to have to stop talking to you if you don't step up your game.
>>702975148
Or fucking Brazil or something
>>702975228
Galil has been called the most realible gun in the world before!
>>702975357
Damn she's hot, but I'm no sub.
>>702974607
Jeez. Can't wait for that! Cooking is always fun
>>702974933
I'm what they call a crew man. I help carry heavy equipment and break boxes
>>702974970
There we go!
>>702975139
Not all lol
>>702971834
I got American Government and World religions
>>702975119
Its not really THAT bad, its just that a lot of the people who come in are inept or they think they're a fuckin genius and think you're stupider than they are.
>>702975148
Holy shit RIP Canada.
>Get sued for shooting somebody who breaks into your house.
>>702975574
Galil is best reliability gun
>I want one.
>But no money cause no job
>Yet.
>>702975619
Oh yeah. Its fun so far, lotta different foods to cook and lotta people to serve! I like it.
>Got fried chicken on my menu. Oh boi.
>>702975574
They're pretty bad off too. Normally, I do not say this about ANYTHING, but gun laws need to be more American.
>>702975806
This literally happens, man. It's ridiculous.
>tfw you used your gun for HD and you spend time in prison because of some cucked bullshit like duty to retreat
>tfw SD or HD isn't a valid reason to want a handgun
>>702975619
Oh okay, I was gonna say that's pretty shitty. Retail can be fun depending on where you work. I work at a convenience store and I get all kinds of people
>>702975619
cute stache
>>702968007
It's Karen!
>>702968301
But isn't that the only fox? So worst fox claimed?
>>702969690
She already has a baby.
Good morning all.
>>702976663
So then who is best fox?
>Hint hint
>>702976168
America is good st more than gun laws
>>702975806
I still can't find an ARM
>>702975789
Weird, but I like it
>>702976663
She's defiantly the best fox
>>702977050
She defies being best fox?
>>702976953
nice feet
>>702977050
This is the best fox, are you insane?
>>702976953
>>702976953
Nice cock
>>702976168
Reeeee
>Mfw can't even shoot a basketball man for stealing your TV
That's why I'll never move to Canada, love me some guns
>>702976880
The ARM looks so good yo. So does the ACE.
>>702976953
Your feet are gay and your asshole has aids.
>>702977334
pretty sure that's a wolf
and those hands can't be beat
>>702976880
I thought yours was a blue cat. I basically understand you as "gun-Felix".
>>702977132
She is the best fox in defiance. Pretty tough to argue with 900 years of being an old woman, though.
>>702977366
>shoot someone over a TV
This is why we have laws.
>>702976880
All that's really wrong with Murcia is the excess of religious idiocy and the celebrity worship.
>>702977366
I can't Murica because healthcare and anti-gay laws.
>tfw some states will allow employers to fire me over liking cock
>>702975806
Mmmm fried chicken sounds good right now. And some biscuits with mashed potatoes? Oooohhh boy
>>702976196
Forver 21 cause fuck it. Heard I'll have to deal with soccer moms
>>702976222
Thanks red eyes. What's up?
>>702976953
Not so nice feet
>>702977515
Just how old do you think Suika is?
Claiming best girl
>>702977669
nothing much. How are you?
>>702978044
Im sad that im flying
>>702977588
Yeah thats one reason I don't like my state, they're hyper conservative and shit. I mean, I'm not gay, but I think my gay friends should be able to suck cock in peace yo.
>>702977669
aw yiss. I want chicken now.
>Rush hour is a bitch.
>>702976880
They're good classes, I like both teachers too
Completely unrelated but
>PS4 gets payday 2 dlc first
>Xbox dlc release doesn't even have a release yet
I'm so fucking annoyed right now because of this shit
Everything I touch turns to ashes
Falls away, it falls away
Everything I touch turns to ashes
It slips right through my hands
Love me, hate me
Isolate me everyday that I'm alive
Straight up mentally unstable
You don't have to like my life
>>702977366
Galatz tho
>>702977515
She is neither a trap nor a cat.Galil is a perfectly normal Jewish Russian blue fox girl gun.
>He wouldn't shoot someone who tries to break into the house he worked hard for, when they want to steal the TV he paid for with hours of work
Are you a liberal?
>>702977588
Religion is the cornerstone of civilization, celebrity worship is only retards on Facebook, healthcare is for poorfags ducks and those laws are on the way out (plus, how are they going to prove you fucked a man in the ass)
You flaming fucking faggot
>>702978084
What state mayne?
>>702978145
I'm more of a history or chemistry man myself, but religion is cool as shit.
>Payday 2 was my shit back in the day
>>702978081
Now I'm confused
>>702978044
Doing-Okay homie
>>702978084
You down for some popeyes?
Tell me about it. Worked at Freddy's frozen custard and panera's bread. Lunch and dinner SUCKED
>>702968729
>555x555
i came
>>702977669
Oh I can;t imagine the types of people you'll see there. Just hope you never have to work Black Friday or something
>>702973576
Rabbit anon you're so silly~
>>702977807
That has nothing to do with anything.
>>702978358
I didn't call her a trap--you can see Galil is a girl.
Did you work hard for your house, did you pay for your TV with hours of work?
Have you ever actually had to carry a gun to protect yourself?
Someone stealing a TV is not a big deal.
>>702978358
>Galatz
Wew fuckin lad that's lovely.
I live in Idaho.
>A lot of anons live in Idaho
>Probably because there ain't shit to do here.
>>702978447
We have a Freddy's up here, never been inside, any good?
>Tfw in Rush Hour and you gotta take out the trash and fix the shitter
Fugg.
>Mfw shitter breaks every ten seconds.
This game is fun though
>>702976222
Fag
>>702978487
Tbh, i say bring it unless its that bad from what i heard. Never seen it before
>>702978447
good to hear
>>702978858
hey
>>702978836
Well you keep referring to her as an "Old woman"
Maybe the pot shouldn't call the kettle black
>>702978358
I'm only taking the religions class because it's an english class
And if payday 2 was your shit when it came out, it might not be now
>overshill and their many, many lies
>>702977515
>wouldn't shoot criminal scum over possibly 3 paychecks' worth of electronics
>implying it's not okay to defend yourself, others and your property with any and all force available to you, up to and including a fucking elephant gun
>>702978084
>tfw I'm bi and gay people give me shit for it
Gay people never actually give me shit for being bi but apparently it happens.
>>702978358
Religion WAS the cornerstone of society. The new cornerstone is much less stupid and involves fewer imaginary friends. It's called mutual benefit.
>>702978857
I like it
>next thread
I call it the American dream. Lemme tell you this, if getting the grilled cheese sandwich, ask for extra cheese and some backn in it
They made told me to get back to dishes and stop walking around after i took the trash out
>>702979029
Mmhmm. Did anything today?
