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Why don't you have a girlfriend, /b/?

What went wrong?
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i do but she keeps defending her friend whose obviously in love with her, fuck that shit man.
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for starters I'm on /b/
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>>702967668
because im a grill
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>>702967668
I do,
I did absolutely nothing,
She approached me.
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>>702967668
because no one ever asked me ever

not even once
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>>702967668
I like cock too much
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Girlfriends cost time, money and a lot of dedication. I also don't feel love for anyone (not even me), so yeah, I basically don't care.
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>>702967731
I had the same thing with mine.
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Because I'm taking a momentary break from relationships plus a mild fear of commitment after being burned a few times.

Still flirt, and have a friend with benifits, sex is good, get along great but know we'd hate each other if we were dating. Occasionally compare tinder matches and have a laugh.
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>>702967668
Cause my last 3 fuckign choices were an Israel girl who was actually in Israel, a quiet psycho and finally an I-just-found-out lesbian.
So I'm fucking frustrated right now so time out.
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Cause I'm married.

Why would I want to deal with ANOTHER woman?
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>>702967668
because I haven't left my apartment in almost a week.
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>>702968531
week? casual normie
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>>702967668
I'm ugly
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Coz im a fucking psycho ugly dwarf who nobody can stand and people hate me almost the same as i hate myself
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>>702967668
My wife wouldn't like it
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Broke up with her a month ago because she gave lousy head and always tried to make me stop playing world of war craft
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>>702967731
>>702968390

same here, seems to be somewhat common
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>>702969101
whipped
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>>702967946
Your argument is invalid, answer the question.
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>>702967668
I'm boring, can't drive and I'm afraid of being in love.
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I realized that I am 20 already. Fuck... I have many social flaws. I like being who I am, and my friends know my insides. The issue beings with the supeficiality of myself, which is a quirky weirdo; which is what I am.

But! As you know, and it happens with all people, what they have in the inner layers is a lot. And that's not deep at all
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>>702968751
well, It might soon be more. Depends on whether or not my uni allows me to return.
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left my gf and moved to maui
Seattle sucks
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>>702967668
I don't have a car, is that a good enough excuse?
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>>702967668
I want to see this girl get blacked so bad..
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I never leave my room
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>>702967668
yourgoingtoburnalright
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>>702971543
It works for me.
Fucking suburbs.
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zero confidence
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Too scared to approach the girl that is interested in me when she practically begs me to. I think I'm going to run out of time. Help?
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>>702971731
same
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>>702967946
tits
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>>702971775
Just do it you pussy.
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>>702967668
I hate it when people touch me & hanging around people for long makes me feel really really bad. Like a few hours is okay but >8 hours drives me fucking nuts.
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>>702971975
that doesnt make sense. the brain releases mood enhancing hormones when you touch people.
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>>702967946
Tits or gtfo
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>>702967668
I was born
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>>702967668
More of this cutie
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>>702967668
Autism
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>>702967668
dunno how to relationship lol
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>>702971975
That's moe AF fam
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>>702967668
I have one and we're happy together.
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The truth is, im too cool.
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>>702971896
>>702972109
Grills dont have tits, idiots
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>>702968390
Me too. Fucking beta orbiters.
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Nothing went wrong. I stepped back before leaning forward got me into an awkward spot. I like her. But I know she's not gonna go for me. I'm not her type and we get along well enough as friends.

hashtagthemoreyouknow
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>>702967668
Question should be "Why don't I have a smoking hot blonde cutie for a GF"
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>>702972164
I wasn't joking when I said I want to see her blacked.

moar?
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>>702967668
Went wrong, or right? Hmmmm
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>>702972637
Yes please if you have any....seen her before somewhere, prolly here
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>>702972868
she is posted a lot on the site. I post her a lot myself. probably too much actually..
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I love a lesbian girl....the cuttest girl in the world
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>>702972474
can answer this one easily.

make it like an economic 101er. do look at your desired market(the woman), segment it down to your exact targetable audience(the type of woman you want). look at the desires, wishes and ideals of such a women. are you this kind of guy? nope? change yourself till you are what is needed to get a chance. also selftesteem + charisma ain't that unhelpful either.

else: get rich or a rockstar.
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>>702972868
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>>702972943
One can never have too much of this one....continue if you can
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>Why don't you have a girlfriend, /b/?

Because I love cock like everyone else here.
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>>702967668
cause im fat and have a lazy eye. no hope for me.
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Because I'm still having sex with my ex after 2 years of us "breaking up".
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>being tied down to one woman

literally worse than being a cuck
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>>702973112
I want to see her gang fucked by niggers. many many niggers. I could post her all day.
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My Face
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>>702973150
Unless you go on a diet and exercise. Lazy eye is no big deal.
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women i like don't give me a chance and women that like me, i am repulsed by
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Because I only like myself

I'm not dealing with anyone else's shit. Not even minor disagreements.

Go fuck yourself life is too short for that nonsense.
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>>702973279
I would settle for noods....I take it there aren't any
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>>702973112
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I don't want kids and I don't want to be with someone (at least not seriously), I'm in my 30s.
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Women do not understand logic.

They think that emotions are a good substitute for logic.
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>>702973438
no nudes.. doesn't stop her from being the girl I fap the most to though. her beautiful face is enough for me to fap easy.
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>>702973376
barely became fat in 2014. i was skinny all throughout my school years. got a bunch of shit cus of my eye.
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>>702973438
had trouble posting one of her pictures for some odd reason. oh well she got lots more.
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>>702973446
From Norway....cool. From Wikipedia

Emilie Marie Nereng, also known as "Voe" is a Norwegian blogger and musician from H√łnefoss. She began blogging in March 2009 and by 2010 was Norway's most read blog. In October 2009 alone she had 3.5 million hits
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>>702967668
Shit happened. Stopped trusting people. Even girls who really tried give up on me before I was ready to open up.
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Best I got
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>>702973832
yeah I know. I been fapping to emilie nereng for awhile now. I post her a lot also.
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girls get to shy near me
im handsome af
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>>702967731
LE EPIC CUCK xd
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>>702973976
Them feels

>>702972453
Was me. I know it all too well.
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>>702967668
1).because I travel a lot for work.
2). I've already "made it" in life and don't need someone randomly deciding they want a kid and taking my pay every month cause they deserve it
3). most of the women that are single in my age range, either have kids, recently divorced, or totally not worth any effort
4). why buy the cow when I get the milk from several cows for free...

and most important
5). I don't have to answer to anyone, I do what I want, when I want.
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>18 year old girl dressed in skimpy clothing
>i look at her
>ewwww! don't look at me creep
>attractive frat boy stares at her
>she smiles and plays with her hair
>they start flirting with each other and walk away together
This happens to me every time.
It's not fair.
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Lot of time and work just to come on something nice
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>>702969165
good shit
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>>702974180
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>there are faggots on /b/ that wouldn't want to hug her
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>>702974470
1. get cosmetic surgery
2. hit the gym
3. stop playing video games
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>>702967668
Fell in love with a sociopath, still haven't recovered or fell out of love in 2 years..

Started a new business, spread my own wings, had my beautiful strong 8 soft 9 girlfriend.
Honeymoon period lasted 2 weeks, went to hell with emotional, mental and physical abuse.

She turned out to be a cutter as well which really fucked with me, made me afraid to go to work, go to sleep and let alone leave her alone for 2 seconds.

Get out of the relationship if she is a cutter, immediately, these people are so fucking FUCKED in the head.

Watch out there guys, especially the hot/cute ones that have no girlfriends, the reason they don't have girl friends is because their issues.
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>>702974470
It's probably because you're a fat, creepy 30 year old that stares at 18 year old girl's tits
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>>702967668
I'm in love with drugs.
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>>702974470
stop being ugly
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>>702967731
this happened to me as well. it's probably your fault too.
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>>702967946
keep ya chin up george
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>>702974580
cute face in every single picture there
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>>702967668
She blew her brains out, with a gun, not by sucking too much cock.
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i work 50-60 hour weeks not including my traveling times, as much as i do want a relationship, i simply do not have the time or energy to build one.

help me /b/, i am only 22 but i am already feeling like i am working my life away and dooming myself to loneliness.
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Years of apathy have gotten the best of me with my significant other constantly chatting my ear off with problem I just can't fix.
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>>702967668
I've been single since 2005. I've noticed that women today tend to be selfish, self-righteous cunts who use their pussy to get what they want from beta, blue-pilled men. I've gotten to the point where I couldn't care less about the average woman, because they tend to be boring, uninteresting, having NO hobbies (other than shopping, watching TV, and bullshitting about other women), self-centered cunts who can barely function in daily life. They expect to be pampered and waited on hand-and-foot, all the while bitching about how 'all men are simple minded savages' and/or 'lying, cheating, rapacious dogs who only think with their dicks.' Fuck dealing with that.

And what does a man even get out of a relationship anyway? Sex? An orgasm? I can give myself that any time I want, and I don't need to wrap up or ask permission when I want to do it. I enjoy my solitude, and at my age, it's either enjoy being single or enjoy being a step-parent.

tl'dr: I don't want one, and they don't want to be with me. I'm comfortable with this.
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>>702967668

She believed me about fixing her brakes.
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>>702967668
Do you have the one that is usually posted here? Outside in snow black coat?
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>>702975195
nigga, ive never met a bitch like this.
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I couldn't dodge the Rodge.
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>>702972098
not everybody is the same fam. i dont like touching either
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>>702975388
Oh of course, they never SAY it outright. Ever since I started going to Uni stateside, I've seen two types of women:
>the ones like in that picture, who are in shape but cunty
&&
>the ones in this pic who tend to also be fat as fuck and 'offended' by everything
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>>702967668
>>702973068
bump due to truth
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>>702967668
Because I got diagnosed with depression and anxiety and it freaked her out
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>>702967668
Because I married her.

Fuck.
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>>702975388
nigga
you gay
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Because I can't stand the idea of being attached t one person for a long period of time, let alone fucking life. The mentality on here is so bad. You cringey faggots should be aiming to fuck lots of girls, all the time, instead of considering it a victory when you get ONE girlfriend.
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>>702967668
I'm a fat neckbeard 30 year old with no social skills, only got to finger an ex gf when i was 24 and i'm a basic beta, just going to be a NEET until i die
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Because I like playing video games too much. My teeth suck, and I am not confident at speaking to people in real life.
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>>702967668
cant afford one
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>>702967668
Because the closer I get to a girl the more unattractive she becomes, until I finally get into a relationship and feel nothing at all
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>>702974470
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>>702975810
Not the best ass but her face makes up for it
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>>702967668
my confidence is poor, I'm not that unattractive and my social skills are ok. I don't put in enough effort, I'm too paranoid to approach a grill I like, I've been denied recently on a first date that I thought went well. Finally as you can probably tell, I care too much
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>>702971267
you will die alone
but in a fun quirky way
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>>702976000
indeed
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Rarely meet girls even when I'm out with friends

No job

Shy

etc
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>>702967668
Repeat after me.

Do. Not. Want. One.

I like my money and my emotions under control. Don't want some cunt ruining that.

You can't honestly tell me any cunt between the ages of 18-40 are worth having a serious relationship.

Dubs for truth
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>>702976000
Its a shame that most of the pictures of her got deleted when she changed blogs a few years back
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>>702975674
Alpha as fuck
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>>702975742
If i were in your area, I'd offer to go to the gym with you.
I was in a similar situation, and an old friend from highschool started making me go, in the same manner I'd be willing to. A bit of exercise goes a long way.
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>>702973026
Same. feels bad man.
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>>702976221
with* god dammit I need to read what I write
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Because I'm scared having a relationship would be delightful, don't want to go through losing one. Even though I've never gotten into one for that reason. Lol .. So Paradox is the answer
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>>702967668
I have two... almost three now. Do i count for not having "a" girlfriend?
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>>702969165
don't worry, you made the right choice
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work a lot of weird hours, chronic pain, everything i date ends up being psycho, including an ex who made the news a few years after we were done.
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Cuz she dumped me and apparently never liked me. Knows I still like her and flirts with friend in front of me. sadman.jpg
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>it's been a year since I came over homelessness
>I have two part time minimum wage jobs as well as part time community college
>can afford my apartment, car payments, bills, a g of weed for the weekend, time to drink with my 2 friends
>Also I'm a fag. Literal fag that is, not figurative.
I just have no time or financial means or even the interest necessary for a relationship. Solo for me until I get my degree, and I got a career I'll start right after I graduate booyah
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>>702975750
jew?
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>>702972474

I had one of those for 3-4 months and now my standards for woman are fucked and it still kinda sucks...it's amazing
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>>702976286
Yeah, that's what I need is that little push and a gym buddy, but thanks for giving a fuck.
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>>702976986
Anywhere near michigan?
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Never had one and dont really want to get one but damn I am 19 I feel like I should start trying to get one but at this point I wouldnt know what to do with her. dont think that what works in hollywood movies works in eastern europe so yea
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>>702967668
because we broke up after almost 6 years last week. sucks really hard, but life goes on i guess
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i'm an alcoholic. i relapsed a few months into us dating. by the time i realized things were going south, i wasnt able to stop myself from drinking and just kept ruining things more. by that point, my personality had changed back into my old ways, and i was being emotionally abusive.

28 days sober now and she doesn't even want us to talk anymore. recovery from addiction is difficult enough, but add heartbreak and loneliness into it and im honestly surprised i havent picked up again yet
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>>702977067
Nah, Texas
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cause i am a worthless piece of shit with nothing of value, just another human in this overpopulated world
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>>702977381


I'm a bottle of Jameson deep. I took myself off the market years ago. And I just started talking to a girl. Seems every time I start to get involved with a girl, drinking happens. I know that feeling.
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>>702977193
let it all out, anon. i know you need to.
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>>702967668
my existence to start with ?
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>>702972109
Jesus fucking christ you fucking virgins need to stop saying this. She wasnt asking for attention, just answering the question. You underage bitches need to stfu. Youll never get laid and youll never see tits in real life.
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Why don't I have any girlfriend? Because social awkwardness and anxiety around women.

Why don't I have -her-? That's a complicated can of worms. While I always felt like I would do something shitty that would push her away, she recently admitted that she always cut it off when she felt it was getting too serious with me

1st was completely my fault
2nd was all her
3rd was her, but I didn't help

Started talking to her again recently. We're both a bit matured now, and we both have adult responsibilities. I don't know if anything'll happen. Part of me wants to at least try, but it'd be much tougher now because we live far apart and have jobs. Also, I don't know if she feels the same. We've had some nice serious talks and really opened up to each other.

I'm absolute fool for her.
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>>702977381
Leave her
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>>702967668
She went off to college... :(
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>>702977969
/thread
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>>702978068
And is now fucking other dudes
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>>702978068
U of C?
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>>702968914
Hi there Friend
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>>702967668
Because im gay
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>>702977589

the part that that sucks the most, is when im drinking, i have the courage to talk to girls and frankly, during my period of heaviest use I had the most sex. but i hate the person I am when I drink. or sometimes, even worse, i like that person too much. during times of active addiction, i would develop feelings for someone but stop myself from letting it go further because i knew I was in no position to start a relationship with another human when i had such an invested relationship with booze.

my ex and i met when I was 7months sober, and she told me from the start she would end it if i went back to drinking. at the time, that seemed impossible, but it's interesting how the timeline of recovery works, and around the 9month mark, I let myself try drinking again. and well, here i am alone with you guys instead of with her.
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>>702977479
Texasbro here. Where at?
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>>702978018

she already left me, anon. about a week after i left rehab she told me it was done for good.
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>>702967668
its 2 am here op. watcha guess why i dont
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>>702973150

tell your eye to get a job
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>>702978451
i have a question about drinking
how addicted are you?
on a scale of tobbacco to heroin
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>>702977697
well luckily we still speak and i'm actually visiting her this weekend because of our birthdays. She's pretty lonely without me. I'm really sad that it's over, but it's probably for the best. I really regret not fighting harder for our relationship and thinking about my life without her is pretty painful. It feels like i'll never be truly happy without her even though realistically speaking i probably will be.

It's just so hard to end a relationship after 6 years. What makes it feel even weirder is I don't even know if i would take her back if i could, because after quite a long time of not being really happy together it probably wouldn't work out anyway.

I'm not even sure what to say. She was the only person I actually talked to about my feelings and now that's over i sometimes feel like i'm about to explode
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>>702968179
sure
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>>702978875

closer to heroin. like, if I were to go home and drink tonight after work, even just a few beers, by this time next month I'd be back to a fifth of whiskey a day, every day. i've been to rehab twice for it, and through the DTs once because of it
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>>702967668
Cuz my wife would be pissed
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>>702978451


Yeah man. It sucked for me because my last relationship was based on drinking. She always wanted to drink. And I turned into a drinker. Started getting baked more often than not only in the past five months.
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>>702978969
does it feel over to you though? sounds to me like you've got a little voice in the back saying it might be salvageable. and yeah, you'll be happy without her dude.
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>>702979243
holy shit dude that sounds rough
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>>702967668
redpilled for too long
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>>702979585

>and I turned into a drinker

same man. i was strong in my will to stay sober, but she's a few years younger than I and still very much into the going out and drinking. after time together, i started to want that too, having "normal" date nights like others, going to bars and stuff. shes alcoholic in her own, binge/abusive way, but mine is full on alcoholism. the kind that quickly turns into dependence. stay strong, bro
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Because I prefer anime.
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>>702975195

mah niggah. I'm basically the same. But I do meet nice women, but most of them are in relationships and I can't be fucked with that shit either.
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>>702979677
You're right there is. We actually talked about this before and after ending it and she told me not to count on it. I still want to believe it'll all work out in the end. It might be salvageable and we might end up back together, but i don't think it'll happen. Even if it would it would take a lot of work.
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>>702980193
k k k k kill yourself
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>>702980403
no
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fucked it up with my ex about a year ago, we just started talking again and we found about it
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>>702977589
>I'm a bottle of Jameson deep. I took myself off the market years ago.

mfw Jameson is still on the market
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I don't really know. I asked the one girl who ever attracted me out and we did go out on one date. Just a short lunch. I gave her my number but she hasn't called yet. It's been 2 weeks.

I see her at work and she's friendly and what nor but I don't want to badger her but at the same time I really want to try a second date.

She says she keeps herself "busy" which is believable based on what she said some of her hobbies were on our lunch date but fuck.

I just want some decisiveness. Either "yes, we can do something soon" or "no, I'm not interested"
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I'm not really sure. I thought everything was going great and I was actually hopeful about the future. But then one day my gf just came out when I came to pick her and said we were done. I said can we talk about it and she said "No" and she shut the door.

So I'm really not sure why I don't have one right now.
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I don't know how to tell her i fucking like her
If it turns out she doesn't like me back then i can't really go back to that group of friends

Shitty risk vs reward.
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>>702980710
You were supposed to get her number and call her, dumbass.
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>>702980911
Kill them all. Then rape.
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>>702980288
i've been in a similar situation. ended up back with her after about a week.

who do you think fucked up more at the end of the day, or was it mutual fuckery?
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>>702981054
I know, I was skeptical of doing it in reverse. Well, there's a reason I'm a virgin lol
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>>702980086


She was older than I. Her career drug tested which was a main reason she drank. But, it was also her preference. I'm more of a smoker than a drinker. But her presence in my life just made drinking the easier route. We lost a baby later in our relationship. But it wasn't the drinking that did it. She was also a type 1 diabetic. A week after we lost our baby, she left. That's where my drinking got substantially worse. I was always at the bar. Not even trying to score. Just get fucked up and forget everything. I just became a heavier smoker than drinker in the past 8 months only. I
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>>702980816
damn that sucks. what a bitch.
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>>702981186
>>702981054
Is there a way to save it?
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>>702967946
then why dont you have a bf?
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>>702981693
Cause famalam you're ugly
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>>702981237
Yeah it really does. When we first started going out she made a big speech about how as long as we were honest about issues that inevitably come up we could overcome anything. I was like "Fuck yeah" to that. That's all I really want in a relationship. And yet she couldn't even give me the courtesy of telling me why she was dumping me.
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>>702981221

thats hard. losing a baby, losing her, drinking too much. in another life, anon, I think you and I could be friends.

i only wish I still liked to smoke. after my drinking got too heavy years ago, I found I rarely liked weed on its own, and could really only enjoy it when other drugs were involved. i had a speed habit for quite a while, and after hours of mixing speed and alcohol, the best thing in the world is pot.
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>>702967668
I never fucking leave my house, and I want to but I still don't
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>>702981879


We can still be friends, bro. One of my hardcore drinking buddies is still my best friend to this day. He's got 5 years sober and I was best man at his wedding a couple years ago.
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>>702981157
I fucked up the most. For starters I still don't know what to do with my life at age 24. I'm pretty lazy and i don't know a whole lot even though i'm not a retard and i'm sure i could go to uni if i actually knew what to do and had the discipline. She's a pretty smart girl so it has always bugged her. There's more reasons but it's almost 3am and i've had a couple beers so can't think too clearly lol. There were also things that were purely her fault, but they weren't as bad.
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>>702981874
Not knowing what happened sounds like one of the worse ways to end it dude. I feel for you
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>>702981770
you mean cuz ur ugly or all men are ugly?
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If I don't like myself. How can I like anybody else?
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>>702967668
I got bullied etc...my life was shitty from birth till 25 y.o.. No love from parents..shitty relatives....etc. etc. Failed school...did shitty work...became numb...no feelings etc...opened a fast casual style restaurant...became a chain... have 9 to 14 million euros a year to spend...now everybody love me...i still cant...if there is any girl who really likes me i dont see it. I assume she likes my money...i fuck her and tell her to go fuck herself after
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>>702982427
Both, niegro
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>>702982081

/b/rofist, anon.

i've lost most of all my friends because of my drinking habits. my friend of 21years hasnt spoken to me since last july
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>>702982622
lower ur standards pussay
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>>702982690


They weren't really your friends to begin with. You got a steam account?
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because i dont want any kind of emotional responsibly for other ppl
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i think you mean what went right
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>>702982179
Haha, fuck dude. You honestly sound like me 2 or 3 years ago.

Well, if you really wanna work it out, you need to let her know that you acknowledge your shortcomings without being pathetic about it, but you probably already know that.

You definitely do need to get your ass in gear though. life is short. What about a 2 year college instead? less commitment, but still gets you on the path you need to be. lot easier than uni, and you can always choose to just stop there or keep pushing thru and go to uni. My fiancee almost left me when I was stagnating like that. I wasn't happy; I was being a loser, and she knew it.

sorry if I'm giving too much unsolicited advice. at the end of the day, you know her better than most. on the bright side of things, you know deep down you'll be happy either way.
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>>702967731
Red flag x10 bro. I wish you good luck
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>>702983444
trips=truth
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>>702983084

one of them was, but i did him wrong and he was right to ditch me after that.

yeah i have steam, but im not on it much
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>>702983696


1/10 ain't bad. It means only ten percent of them were really your friends... Fuck, dude. You seem like you need a friend and a good, daily reminder that you're better than you were back then. I'd love to stay in touch at leas, Anon.
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>>702982420
Thanks anon. Venting on here over the past week has honestly helped a bit.
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>>702968914
Yup me too I have bad acne! Its not the worst ive ever seen but enough to damage my self confidencef, it sucks

Otherwise im not that bad looking, if it eveentually goes away and then the scars fade i wont look that bad
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>>702983423
heh nah bro i appreciate your advice. i know i'm acting like a loser. There isn't really any 2 years college in my country (somewhere in europe) apart from some shitty ones that are pretty much worthless.
She actually told me she would be happy enough if i would just stick to some shitty job (i've been a semi-neet for quite some time). But now even after i've been working for quite some time she still wasn't happy. I never really knew other things bothered her so much. Now that it's over i'm actually starting to realise what was wrong and the things that actually needed to change. If i had actually seen things from her perspective it would probably have workout out, but now it's too late.

anyway it's time for bed. Thanks for your words. It's nice to talk about it even though i suck at expressing myself, even more so in english.
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>>702967668
I was fat untill recently. Still need to gain confidence now
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>>702983905

man i could really use a friend right now. between the recent relapse and the near-consuming thought of texting her, some days are a struggle to stay on course. thanks for talking anon
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>>702984670
No prob gaining confidence is easy, just dont go overboard>>702984670
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>>702967668
Well, she moved back home to Minnesota(across the country to me) to be with her family and probably would have stayed if I had a job. She says it was 'bad timing' for us. I want to call her a cunt but I can't blame her. Worst part is we didn't have a major blowout fight and I don't hate her for it.
After a month I finally got the job I had been waiting for and am making good money but that's a month too late for her. It's been probably four months now and the feeling gets worse and worse.
I'm 25, lots of life left but I can't shake the feeling. Talking to other girls help but any sign of them not being into me makes me go full beta. I'm just a melodramatic faggot, please make fun of me.
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>>702984568
Communication is everything. If you do end up back with her, really focus on that above everything else.

no problem dude, and you speak english really well for a 2nd language. G'night
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>>702984946


Tell you what, dude. Lemme know how you wanna be contacted and I'll find you. I'm down as fuck to be your friend.
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>>702985196
That's one of the things i soon realised i fucked up big time. G'night dude
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>>702971775
If she's is literally telling you then do it pussy
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NywG9LOs04s
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>>702967668
I hate everyone
>including myself
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I'm just a horrible person. I look at others feelings as a burden, I don't hide my emotions well, I'm a drunk, I'm not that attractive, and all my likes are fairly obscure because I'm that guy
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Im a cheater
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>>702967731
Common, it seems. I fingered my girlfriend and then broke up with her about a month later. She can go fuck him, and get knocked up, her new boyfriend is a huge cuck
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>>702967668
I don't get out enough to find one.
Last gf wanted kids after 6 months of dating and I said no.
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Girl I went om a few dates with, right before summer, had just broken up with her boyfriend.

I met her at a party and we ended up making out.
After that, the next 3 weeks, I was talking 24/7 to her and I swear she was the closest to a 10 I've ever had. After those 3 weeks she broke it up and told me that she thought it was just going too fast for her right after that break up.

Tried 2x to talk to her again and pick it back up with no result, now after summer I saw her again when I was out with my friends. She's back with him.

Temporary replacement for the first time in my life. Feelsbad.

-Betachad
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>>702967668
I broke up with her because she said she was in love with me. Yes I'm a faggot.
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>>702988175

Tfw she was cool about me having had sex with one of her friends from a past school and even joked about it.
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>>702978068
Poor bastard. Did you fuck her?
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>>702967668
Because people completely misjudge me based on my physical appearance, they automatically assume I'm a Chad who just wants to get his dick wet and usually don't even bother getting to know me. So they either just want sex with me a few times or don't even talk with me to begin with.

Also this >>702987898
But you really did make the right choice, would've done the same
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>>702987898
>>702988910
I'm back to my hand but its better than paying child support in a years time.
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>soul crushing social anxiety
>makes just shy of 6 figures
>never feel like I've done enough to prove myself
>100% rejection/friendzone rate
basically given up at this point
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My interests and values don't mesh with a female's and I'm not going to pretend I'm someone else.
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>>702967731
Mfw I orbit chicks just to Disrupt their relationship and once they split up I just leave her cold
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I did. She died. I never moved on.
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>>702991340

haha faggot
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>>702989604
>makes just shy of six figures
>never feel like I've done enough to prove myself
What? If I was in your shoes I would be so content. maybe the grass is always greener?
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Just became insecure after she left me because of smoke weed
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>>702989604
thats mah wallpaper.

as someone who *almost* figured it out (had a girl, powers beyond her or my control ended it), my humble advice

the moment you truly accept that you arent proving anything to anyone but yourself is when you get back the confidence. anxiety goes from crushing to nonexistant in a really short time as you drop all your bullshit hobbies, shut up all the distractions and work on something that matters.

you can "tryhard" and get a fucktoy. but a real woman you dont get by working hard, you get it by being an interesting and righteous human and not being afraid of letting others catch a glimpse of that.
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>>702967668
It's 2016 and women have finally managed to fuck everything up. They've practically made themselves un-marry-able due to their lack of trustworthiness. It's just better to fuck them and move on.
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Wife found out made me dump girlfriend. It's OK though go was getting old she turned 18
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>>702967668
I do. And an ex wife.

Not all here are virgins, gayeees, trapfags or paedos.
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>>702967731
i know this feel bro
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>>702967668
because i look like the bastard child of shrek and sloth from the goonies
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>>702968168
Same
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>>702991600
From experience, unless you're stupid rich, money doesn't mean shit. The only kind of women that kind of money attracts is gold-digging whores or snobby holier-than-thau bitches who were born into money anyway.
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>>702994038
>the only kind of women
>assuming all women AREN'T gold-digging whores
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>>702967668
Got fat and lost confidence in my ability to succeed and be normal.
I'm also pretty sure that people only tolerate my presence cause need something from me, so a relationship would be nothing but work for me, all sweat and no passion.
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All my friends say I'm attractive and the only reason I don't get pucci is I don't get out of my house. And they're right.

Also I think I'm fine being alone, I don't want nor need anything more to care about.
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>has a hard time finding interesting women
>just now getting my life on track
>anxiety
>no social life
>fat
help
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I'm (33m) dating an amazing 18 yo.
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How can I get a girlfriend if I can't even make regular friends?
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>>702995372
This tbh.
Most social interaction is just a chore for me.
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>>702974352
Throw some bacon on it...
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Guess the car and our ages.
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>>702995372
I am also in this situation.
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>>702995963

Mustang v6

You: 38
Grill: 27
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>>702996301

ZCP E46 M3

Me 25
Her 18

Been going together for a year now. Getting serious too.
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Females are the fall of man
>Forever Alone

Virtually every great man of power in history has been defeated by the love/lust of a woman. Shit is a fact. Doesnt matter how amazing she is. My wiener gets bored very quick and you got to put up withba ton of shit. Read a book or watch a film and you will see that pussy is the catalyst of a mans ultimate doom.

I rarely even chat with bitches. Its better to get to the point and just pay to pipe. No BS and we arent wasting each otheres time.

Dont fall into the society trap because a woman will put yo ass in debt.
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I don't have a gf because now is not the right time.

I had a gf a few years ago, but I dumped her because I didn't love her. Also I wanted to bang this other chick. Banged the other chick (kind of?) + her friend (friend was way better). Haven't had any action since then and that was over a year ago. I got another girl's number shortly after that experience, but she ended up brushing me off because she was moving across the country and didn't want to start anything (damn shame, too, gorgeous little 19 y/o).

Currently, having a gf is not a realistic option. I've got way too much "me" work I need to do first. I'll get back into the game when this transitional phase is over.
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>>702996744

Nothing makes me happier than being with mine. I absolutely love her.

Cars, money, everything else aside my life is much better having a girl in my life. Made me different overall. I sleep better, able to function more normal and all.
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>>702997003
Nigga that's gay as fuck.
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>>702992517
eh... most of my hobbies are capable of putting food on the table (hunting, fishing, enough tradeskills to be a handyman/GC). I maintain these because, while I do make good money, I work in a highly volatile field (OS engineer, currently for one of the big 3) and have had to fall back on those aforementioned skills to get by in the past 10 years several times. I wouldn't necessarily call them bullshit.

I have neither desire, time, nor patience for the drama that comes with fucktoys, so: need not apply. I have enough drama to deal with from the family.
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>>702994038
Yeah, I'm not stupid rich. I would say she's a gold digger type considering her own humble beginnings. But my lack of a job for the better half of a year was a huge problem. I had means of making money but not much. I wasn't homeless but I wasn't on a lease either. If I wasn't decent looking and didn't have a smart mouth I would be fucked and she kept me afloat. In no way did I use her, but I think she resented me for the idea.
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>>702997266

Whatever.
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>>702994637
that's what you tell yourself
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>>702995372
>>702995426
Become apart of a community that shares a common interest, like a certain video game, cars, working out, whatever gives you the biggest boner. Find those people and see how that works. Fuck your friends you have now
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>>702974352
>I don't have to answer to anyone, I do what I want, when I want.

But do other people like you?
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>>702973068
that's depressing
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>>702997266

Naw man, what YOU said was gay as fuck (presuming you're >>702996744)

I can't say your statement is wrong, but it's extremely cynical.

All I know is that no pussy you pay for will ever compare to the thrill of sealing the deal naturally.
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cuz I'm too short
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>>702978453
Plano mang
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>>702967826
This
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>>702990294
Anybody else get the strong scent of fedora on the wind when they read this?
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>>702967668
Because I'm a fatass
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>>702974352
Dude I've seen you post this exact thing before like years ago, are you an oldfag?
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>>702998558
Chandler?
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>>702967668
Hit grad school so I all I can make time for is picking up one nighters every week or two. Other than that I'm gone cruising/managing my forest for my M.S. or doing some B.s. lab work etc
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>>702967668
I have a gf and she's pretty great, but choose carefully gentlemen, it's not worth it if she's a fuckin twat, god knows I've fuckin been with some twat ass busted hoes
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>>702998265
>Thrill of sealing the deal naturally

Theres no such thing my b/ro. What. because you didnt had over cash and bounce after isnt considered 'natural'

All that other BS you gotta do to make her happy must be 'natural' then. Just remember next time you spend money on dinner, movies, or one of those holidays/anniver propaganda. Think bout how 'natural' that really is.
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>>702968155
Ask them beta
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>>702968179
Keep telling urself that
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>>702967946
that's no excuse.
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>>702968501
New pussy
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>>702968998
Kek
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>>702967668
I just made out with a girl in our schools band room, and she said she loved me. Did I do it?
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>>702971431
Story please?
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>>702997003
>absolutley love her

thats coo b/ but have you tested that love yet?

In time, it will fade. It will get to a point where you have to lover her. You'll get use to it and you'll have to revolve your life around it.

nothanks.jpeg
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>>702972474
TFW I do kek
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>>703000146
Yeah! What you doin on here b/ro?! It's late af!
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>>703000858
Yes please story time anon
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cause I'm emotionnaly dependent and I keep cheating on them. that's odd
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>>702977967
GTFO
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>>702967668
Because like everyone else on this site I'm probably autistic.
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>>703001933
>delicious dubs

anon has been excused
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i did but she left me for my friend

i'm still her best friend and i buy her things and treat her like a queen even though she's dating my friend and it kills me every day. how do i get her back?
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>>702977967
>>GTFO

you've been excused
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>>703002507
You cucked yourself too hard, theres no going back. Fuck her sister
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