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Stupid anon does stupid things thread including me injecting cacl2 in my nuts
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k
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What is cacl2 and what is it gonna do to your nuts?
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actually I want to watch this. make a tiny chat
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>>702967797
He is gonna castrate himself
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>>702967868
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>>702967473
Bump
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>>702967964
by melting away his balls. and little does he know that wont just do it. he will have to go to a hospital and explain the situation to at least 6 people then get a surgeon to chop his balls of.
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>>702967473
WHY NOT LIVE STREAM IT HOLY FUCK.

Also did you post on /lgbt/ earlier?
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>>702968162
>. he will have to go to a hospital and explain the situation to at least 6 people then get a surgeon to chop his balls of.
but wont this be sufficient proof of mental distress so they pay for his vagina?
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>>702967964
kek
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>>702967473
bump for intrest live stream you fuck
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>>702967834
Shit internet.

Give me 1 cc doc
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Post pic of ur balss 1 last time pls op
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>>702968516

This. They deserve to be memorialized. I hope you gave them one last wank.
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Timestamp Please
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>>702968341
tinychat can do with ridiculously poor net connection. at least try pls
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>>702967473
Where is the time stamp genius
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What if he gets it wrong and injects it into his blood stream?
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>>702968801
he dies...
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>>702968710
>>702968582
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>>702968801
He's injecting straight into his testicles
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>>702968852
Thank you
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>>702968852
Thanks baby
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>>702968572
>>702968516
One last pic before
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>>702968852
now live stream it this is getting boring
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>>702968852
DO IT!
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do it fag
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Bumping this thread, with no survivors
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>>702969138
he wont hes to scared
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>>702968964
Real talk you probably shouldn't do it.
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>>702969200
nigger, nice dubs tho
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>>702968868
I had testicular torsion, there are some arteries that run into the ballsac.

I know because my epididdimis got twisted around one of them causing it to swell to the size of a grapefruit when I was 12.

As a result I lost the left one.
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>tfw you're about to watch someone do something that may or may not have lethal consequences but can't do anything to stop him
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why would u do that ?
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Stream it faggot
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>>702968964

F
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>>702969290
Doesn't want working testies.
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>>702969261
redditor gtfo fag
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>>702968964
Why do MtF always have nice dicks / ballsacs?
I'd pay good money to have a set of jewels like that.
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IT'S CLEARLY WATER YOU DUMB FUCKING CUCKS
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>>702969255
>>702968964
>>702968868
I feel like holding my testicles
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>>702969376
what do u mean by that ?
what does it do ?
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>>702969421
Injecting water can still be lethal
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>>702969200
This
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>>702968964
Now that you showed em, no wonder you want to get rid of those.
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Due to popular demand I'll try and livestream. 5 min and I'll link
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>>702969509
no response from OP in 10 mins is he dead?
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Bumperino
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>>702969458
It kills them, no more sperm, no more testosterone
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Backstory to this thread >>>/lgbt/6859958
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>>702968341
RIP to your scrotum.
Trust me, I'm an expert and I've done this -the right way- myself. OP is doing it in a pants-on-head retarded way that's just going to fuck his shit up.
1cc with 23g needles has a -high- likelihood of leaking out of the testicle and into the scrotum causing sloughing and necrosis. Especially with 30% solution, no ethanol, etc.
>>702968162
This guy has it right actually, although OP would just have to present them to a single doctor and get him to do an ultrasound, which would then lead to the doctor almost certainly thinking it's testicular cancer, leading to the balls removal. But OP isn't doing that. OP will wind up in the ER though, almost certainly.

It also (when done right) doesn't work by melting the balls, it works by the calcium interfering with cell maintenance, causing a slow apoptotic death and atrophy of the testicles. Old cells will die without making new cells. But not enough of them, or for long enough, in OP's case, because he's not using the ethanol and CaCl2 solution. Why? Because he's a retard.
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>>702969585
Ty op
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>>702969585
Doing the lords work
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>>702969458
Biology classes motherfucker, pay attention to them motherfucker.
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>>702969620
it's like sterilizing them ?
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>>702969585

Someone better record this shit.
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>>702969742
No full out distraction
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>>702969585
bumping for based faggot OP
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I saw his thread yesterday on the LGBLT board yesterday. Don't ask. Anyways according to some gay ass anon, you're supposed to also use at least 95% alcohol in this concoction to achieve desired effects. OP is a dumb, poor, underage neet who refuses to do it "right". If there even is a right way to castrate yourself.
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gods work ITT
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hope he won't do it.
y would u do that ?
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>>702969585
popular demand? Just do it and dont come here with your deformed ballsacks.
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>>702970043
To become a cute grill
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CMON OP
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>>702970008
>f there even is a right way to castrate yourself.
dull machete
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>>702969620
See >>702969674
OP isn't doing it right and his testicles -will- recover, although they may become adhered to his scrotal walls, if he's lucky. If he's unlucky, horrible infection and maybe a hole in his scrotum.

He's not using the right solution. He's using one that not only won't be permanent, but it also won't even lead to castration levels of testosterone.

If you'd like to read more, go here:
http://forums.eunuch.org/showthread.php?23743-Calcium-Chloride-and-Other-Salt-Injections-for-Castration&s=2348d216b26153f42200c28ad0cf9e22

It's a long read but you'll see people did do it OP's way, and wound up with recovery and didn't even get to castration levels of testosterone. Many who used his volume and technique (too wide of a needle, too high of concentration, no ethanol) also wound up with really bad consequences like necrosis of the scrotum, testicular and cord adhesions, so on and so forth.
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sgdnxdhtdhwhsw
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This sounds like a terrible idea. Explains why I've been waiting for this all day.
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>>702970542
don't get too excited just yet. faggot is taking too long to post a damn livestream link. WHERE R U OP?!??R NUTZ KIL?
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>>702970179
C'mon you know better than that.. A spoon.
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Include me in the screencap?
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So.... The guy is going to chemical castrate himself? Is that what I am getting from this thread?
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>>702970690
kek that was my second choice
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>>702970796
:(
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OP won't deliver
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>>702970673
It takes a whlie to set up a castration stream
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>>702970796

Yes.
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>>702970796
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>>702969674
>Trust me, I'm an expert and I've done this

I hate these fucking faggots that walk up in here and think they're so smart. Newsflash faggot, you castrated yourself you're not smart at all. Just fucking kill yourself you delusional degenerate.
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i think op is crying in his bathroom calling for his mum bcuz he regrets doing it. now he is probably suffering with blood everywhere
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http:// tinychat com/ r8c2vm
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>>702970901
Why...?
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>>702967473
>>702968341
>>702968852
>>702968964
>>702970796
Someone tell him not to do it besides me...
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>>702970796
He's going to try.
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>>702970729
Not the first mutilated pair of testicles we've had here, but whatever.
>>702967473
>>702969674

I can't be bothered to read the entire thread. Any reason why OP might be doing this, even if he's going about it the wrong way?
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>>702970970
Lmao no fucking clue. Maybe he wants to be a trap?
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>>702970008
I am that faggot. Calcium chloride injection -is- the best way to castrate yourself, by far. Safer than banding, banding and cutting, cutting, going to a cutter, safer and more effective than burdizzo, safer and more effective than straight up alcohol injection (it can work but can result in long lasting pain complications and requires many, many repeat injections). However, it's only the best if it's _done correctly_ and if it isn't done correctly it can go horribly wrong, and on top of that it won't even castrate.

For your entertainment I'll share the -proper- method. 8 pictures. Oh also FYI OP plans to do this multiple times, and basically everyone who does it multiple times gets horrible complications.
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>>702970934
Calm down, at least he's not going to reproduce
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>>702970967

GET IN HERE!
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>>702971223
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>>702971325
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>>702970991
If he wants to fuck up his life and possibly an hero, it's
his decision. You can't win 'em all kiddo.
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>>702970967
HOLY SHIT LET'S GO sorry for doubting
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>>702971361
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>>702971396
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>>702970967
>http:// tinychat com/ r8c2vm
HABBENINNGGG
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>>702971438
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>>702971286
>calm down

No faggot, it doesn't matter. Faggots don't tend to reproduce anyways. The fact he's breathing my air and even sharing this earth with me is enough. He needs off this planet.
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>>702971499
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>>702971517

Yes they do, how do you think they are born?
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>>702971394
bout to get high to this shit, no time for logic OP do you
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>>702971562
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>>702968852
awww much better (: now deliver the good op fill the sacks nice and full
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>>702970934
I've done it before, correctly without complication. I spent weeks reading up on it. This makes me an expert, my newfag friend.

t. last posted on /b/ in 2007
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Op died
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b8 bois
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why would you castrate yourself tho?
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>>702972343
welcome newfag
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>>702971839

So you got your balls chopped off?
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Tfw you ban FuckingAnon
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>>702972444
the emphasis was on "yourself".
if you're a trans fine, whatever. but at least get it professionally done.
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>>702972545
Best dota pic
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>>702972444
trips checked
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op ded
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>>702968964
don't do it you moron
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Holy shit, its happening
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RIP in peace op
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http:// tinychat com/ r8c2vm

GET IN THERE!!! HE IS DOING IT!!!!
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ITS HAPPENING HOLY FUCK
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>>702973884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0

our council recommends this fine bottle to go along
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OP is still not injecting tough
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Ok here. Apparently I got banned.
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faggot OP just bailed out. deception inhabit me
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He Bailed. Probably for the best
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OP stop being a faggot and do this
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Op bailed
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>>702974744
shit what's another livestream fuckers?
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>>702974878

Periscope
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>>702974878
he bailed, if not new livetsream link nigger go on omegle under tag of ballsac calc2
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>>702974932
periscope for finale once balls are ready?let's do this OP>>702974744
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Can we get this show over with
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bumping
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>>702975390
rules
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on
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>>702975058
Op banned here too?
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Sooo... what's up? Not ops dick that's for sure but are we getting a finale or what?
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>>702975682
/b/
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I can't tell if OP is a faggot or not?
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>>702975632
rules don't apply to a actual habbening thread this should be stickied faggot
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>>702975690
dunno. but i think the thread would be pruned first and then banned here.
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>>702975896
So OP is a faggot...
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>>702975390
>>702975632
>>702975682
>>702975720
>(me)
bumping rules on /b/ are retarded.
>>702975781
>this should be stickied
i agree
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>>702976059
Post (You)'s
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404 this shit
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>>702976006
logically speaking, yes, but he did stick his balls with a needle. sooo half fag? semi-faggotry? where do we truly draw the line. okay i'm too high for this
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>>702976201
wanna be friends?
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>>702976201
new gyazo update, thanks i guess?
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>>702976556
>556
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go and stream it, wherever you want
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OP IS FAG 404 PL0X
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after all it was fake
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what are we holding on for? i just can't shake this faggot..
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is he dead yet?
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>>702977307
OP is kil, anon
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>>702977307
This thread is atleast.
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>>702976376
Oh boi do I
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looks like OP
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didn't have the balls
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wtf is happening is there a livestream or did he just bail?
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>>702978605
bailed after needling his nuts
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>>702968162
I thought most castratefags used alcohol injections?
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