*BOOM BOOM CRASH*
>HANDS IN THE AIR
>GET ON THE GROUND
>I SAID GET ON THE GROUND
>FIND THE HARD DRIVE
There is always at least one faggot who falls for it.
password is sent to MS automatically
enjoy your v&
you are fine then
sauce for retarded claim
who the fuck is kevin robinson
*BOOM BOOM CRASH*
>*BOOM BOOM CRASH*
>Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
>Playing in the street gonna be a big man someday
Used syringes from free STD testing laboratory down the street under doormat and inside a tube sock filled with feces.
Don't have cp like you fucking pedos so I've got nothing to worry about.
Also there's every chance a good percentage of you will be outed in the future for your sickening ways, ill look forward to lynching you little cunts with the rest of society.
4chan is not a benchmark of society, you sick fucks are in a disturbed minority, most likely because you're incapable of attracting girls your own age.
>see them coming through cameras
>MG 42 aimed at door way
>open fire after BOOM BOOM
>nerve gas through "sprinker" system to kill everyone outside
>grab bug out gear
>move to cuba
come /b/ have you lost your creativity these threads used to be good
>hurr durr im retarded
fuck off retard
>jk u got baited xd
i would be walking TOWARDS the xbox again
I don't think I've ever gotten so many (you)'s in my life.
Case in point: I've done my due diligence.
>I don't think I've ever gotten so many (you)'s in my life.
and that is how faggot trolls are born
look at this picture for an explanation
The Keks Would be real as the 12Guage , and 7.62x39 auto Pistol go off putting them down and the 127Lb bulldog cut loose...... Yep ballistic mercury tip slugs are nasty when you got about 3 grams of Nitro Cellulose in each.
I'm seeing it, but I'm not seeing how it relates to you posting like 10 different peoples things and being like theres a lot of yous when you linked my link and that means that one of them wasnt yours, so it can't be just a lot of you's if you are posting my posts.
>its gotta be a catch 23 situation.
yeah but its OK when the NAACP bitches on the news.
its just RACIST when the KKK does it.
any group that singles anything more then their natural out for preservation is wrong inherently.
Sell my computer on eBay and use their super fast and effective 1 day shipping. It's great for events such as running from the police, dying, and posting in cancerous threads like these. Have a good day.
Swat team busted in to save a shit laden news station and things got ugly.
>Unsure look at FBI agents
>FBI demands to look through computer
>FBI apologizes for disturbing me
>Continue playing ESO:TI
>Blasts Cannibal Corpse
>Get down on the ground,
>smile and wait for them to ask for the password
>say I forgot.
>wait for judge to order me to give password, >say I forgot,
>Spend years in a drak dank prison and never give password,
>finally give password,
>smile knowing there isn't shit on MY machine, >get released
>sue the fuck outta the state or fed for false imprisonment because of memory problems
>flare open my cloak as I start floating backwards into my sex dungeon
>they follow quickly but can hardly keep up
>dragon dildos hang from the ceiling of my chamber doors
>I'v waited all my life for this
>I slick the floor with anal lube and coconut oil
>they fall into my trap
>i disarm them and rip off their clothes
>they're sticky from the lube-oil
>I dash glitter upon their naked bodies
>I turn on the stereo
>THEN WE CRIED
>WE HAD A REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD TIME
>kek lel as they try and bust through my steel door bolted into a steel frame
>windows have bars on them, that's secure too
>calmly walk downstairs, grab my firearms and bug out bag
>make a nice lunch too, because I have time, they aren't getting in
>proceed to basement
>escape through tunnel that intersects city sewer
>call up my guy on a disposable phone, tell him it's time
>he picks me up, drives to private runway
>I board small aircraft and head to Alaska
>spend the rest of my life living in the woods
finally this thread is getting interesting... contributing
>tell them about the highly flammable chemicals I'm working with, so they better don't do anything to ignite em.
>show lighter, tell them you'll burn the house to the ground if they come one step closer
>360 and walk away
Fuck the mods they can't ba
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>360 and walk away
you would be walking towards them idiot
>Shoot self in head
-COUNTER TERRORIST WIN-
you just made me realise that a suicide key would be great in counterstrike
so much trolling potential
start the 30 second timer for all the explosives in the house, then leave through back door of garage, hiding behind bushes make my way into my neighbor's garage
>boom goes the dynamite
steal neighbor's car, calmly drive off, admiring the caos in rear view mirror
"I WAS BORN IN THE USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Isn't it
>tfw nobody posted pic related
>tfw i have no face.
you do realize this doesn't work?
you would need ridiculous strong magnets for this, magnets that would interfere with all kinds of electro-mechanical devices in your house and a couple of neighbor houses, and would pull every piece of metal in a meter radius towards them with insane force.
you would need more power for those magnets than your power line could handle. like several kilowatts.
even if, enjoy every piece of metal in your surrounding flying towards that magnet like a projectile. including your belt buckle.
i only use cash. its all buried in reused mayonnaise jars in my back yard. And because of what is on my drives i don't have family or friends, so no one ever comes over. plus its all on a switch.
my point was that the whole magnets in doorframes thing doesn't work for deleting a hard drive.
it would have all kinds of funny side effects, like pulling and holding the SWAT teams' guns and stuff, but it doesn't actually delete a hard drive.
deleting a hard drive with magnets doesn't work, it has been proven several times.
I'll probably get b& for posting this but here ya go guys.
It's really easy to just pretend you were trolling all along when someone catches you being a stupid faggot on /b/. Why do people have to be so insecure.
damn, all that work for nothing. magnets were heavy too. good thing i just installed acid packs to the drives. think re purposed bullet squibs from a movie set. just pull the cord. dissolves everything.
if you're interested in the magnets vs hard drive thing, read physics.stackexchange.com/questions/110870/could-a-hard-drive-actually-have-been-erased-as-described-in-cryptonomicon#110874
Get down, let them take the laptop in for screening and continue making my grilled cheese sandwich. All the stuff that I need to keep away is encrypted and locked in a password protected DMG file, with a hella advanced password.
>falling for obvious bait
>hur hur get baited faggots I'm not actually new!
Yeah, sorry for the skepticism.
Don't let your tendies get cold, Billy!!
>Swat team bursts in
>download all the company in front of them
>point to the top of my screen
>I'm in incognito mode
>they have no evidence against me
>call the police on the swat team for breaking and entering
With 256-bit AES encryption I wish them good luck digging for it. And it's mostly porn, some things that might be incriminating and stuff I don't want my friends to see. Nosy shitheads always snoop around on my computer, so I locked it all away.