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Explain why you are not getting the iPhone 7.
The best phone ever created.

Sorry, samsungfags. Your galaxy phones are old, slow and outdated.
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NO HEADPHONE JACK YOU RAGING FAGGOT

>MUH BLOOTOOTH

NOPE APPLE A SHIT
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Well the integration between the headphone jack and charging port is pretty fuckin lame, dont get me wrong I like iPhones but I'm not touch this one
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My iPhone 4 is still going strong; no reason to upgrade. + No headphone jack.
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because all i care about is if my phone can take calls and do internet stuff. Its all the same stuff to me.
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>>702961315
this
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Because I'm not some prick who has to buy a new phone every 5 fucking minutes when one's released.
I've bought 1 new phone in about 10 years... and guess what... it still works as a phone.
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>>702960805
yeah, thats not the new phone. bait-fail.
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>>702960805
Stay stuck in 2014 apple fags
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dude i heard its whaterproof

can you believe that?

shitsfucking waterproof i gotta buy it cuz im a reallife newfag and fall for everything
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It's a pretty clever marketing tactic.
Sell millions of a paper thin phone to stupid white cunts that store them in their back pocket.
Sell millions more to people who break them when the bend over slightly.
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>>702960805

So how many times did you read what you typed before posting?

You realize that "best phone ever" has been re-quoted about every new phone since the dawn of phones?

Does this still trigger people in current year? Also my name is hugh mungus.

Also ps. Im posting from a 50$ lg. What exactly are you doing on your overpriced phone that you cant do on cheaper phones. Inb4 photo/ youtube. Or is that all you litterally do?

Inb4 this is bait. Inb4inb4. 1/10 for reply.
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Bc no headphone jack lmao my nigga lost those earbuds already by just lookin at em
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>>702961419
so much this
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>>702960805
I agree, Apple really cares about it's customers and never lies to them, unlike Samsung.
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>>702962507
Nice joke
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I m poor
I need to choose
Food or iPhone
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not upgrading. Apple fucked up.
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>>702960805
Wonnt compare to ZTE Axon 7 in the audio department thoe.
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>>702960805
look at the stats compared to my 3 year old droid turbo.
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>>702960805
if it comes in this blue then i'll be upgrading from my lg g4 to it
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>>702960805
Because I have a cat s60 with a flir thermal sensor integrated.
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I cant charge my phone and listen to music at the same time in the car, so its bullshit. Android here I come.
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>>702960805
Because faggots like you are getting one.

Android>
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>>702960805
How thin is too thin?
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>>702960805
Looks just like the One Plus 3. Nice to see they are copying designs now.
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>>702963609
but iphone is more expensive so it is better
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>>702960805
I am an Iphonefag, and I wont get that shit. I am done with Iphones
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>>702963754
God damnit I thought I was the only one who used his S60 for shit like that
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>>702963857
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>>702963609
Yeah, and now compare the user-experience and realise those specs mean shit when you're running on a non-optimised OS piece of shit. Ohh muh megapixels!!! yeah that means fuck all too. Jew
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>>702960805
this looks so much like an oldschool boxcutter from the thumbnail
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>>702961419
this
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>>702960805
is that really how thin it loks? thats not half bad. shit.
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>>702960805
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.
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>>702964601
....what
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>>702963672
When'd you get the G4? U heard of the boot loop issue?
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>>702960805

Pre-ordering two on friday bitches!
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>>702965018
i got it over a year ago and no i haven't. is it something i should be worried about?
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>>702964437
user experience is on there. did you look at the first thing?
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>>702964437
>double res and ppi means nothing!
ok
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>>702965250
My nigga. I got it in January and it's been bricked for a week now. It bricks a number of G4 phones due to manufacturing error. Open the back cover and under the battery tell me what the serial number starts with, like 501 or 505 etc
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>>702964601
the retard got really nervous
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iphones are for cunts, eventhough i have to carry one for work
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>>702961419
I like you
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micro sd card
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>>702965545
it's a 505. but it's also the limited best buy blue version (if that makes a difference)
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>>702961080
your ignorance thwarts progress
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>>702961315
kys and your tiny phone
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>>702961419
thanks grandpa
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>>702961340
yeah only thing I like is a nice screen but they all have great screens now anyway.
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>>702960805
I hate Apple
I hate Google
Blackberry masterr ace reporting in
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>>702965666
satan trips of truth
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as long as its not a samsung ill use it. os doesnt even matter plebs
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>>702966236
>os doesn't matter
you sir, are a retard
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>>702964367

That's the only reason I bought mine. That and the ruggedness.
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Now I know that the best nail to use on a coffin is 3,5mm wide. Thanks, Applefags
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SO PROGRESSIVE

NO HEADPHONE JACK

SO INNOVATIVE

SO NEW

SO ORIGINAL

SO LEGENDARY

SAID NOBODY
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>>702966733
that edge! so sharp!
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>>702960805
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/2235/web
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>>702966743
you do realize EVERY manufacturer has plans to scrap the 3,5mm. every one. apple was just first
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Caterpillar Phones FTW
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>>702960805
Throwing away the audio jack is the single stupidest thing they could do. But sadly, people will still buy this shit. Do you dare tell me you've never had your phone charging and plugged into audio at the same time?
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>>702966938
Can you show me where this is true? Not baiting, actually curious
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>>702966471
it really doesnt, just clicking in different places
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I enjoyed my iPhones for the last few years, but I'm not buying that shit.

Back to Android it seems. Probably for the best too. I want to save gifs and watch webms. Also I have learned a lot of Java since I last owned one, so maybe I will play around with app development.
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>>702967243
no you didn't and no you won't
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>>702966938
YEAH BECAUSE YOU "HEARD" RIGHT LOL FAGGOT

YOU LIKE MY PIC? IT'S A .WEBM CAN YOU VIEW IT ON YOUR PHONE? NO? DAMN SUCKS BRO
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How much pay Apple?
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>>702965947
Oh shit nigga, that's the one I had. 501-510 are the ones affected and trust me, its a worldwide problem. BACKUP YOUR IMPORTANT SHIT!!! Luckily my photos and vids backed up to Google photos automatically but I almost lost some other stuff but I managed to get the phone working for 5 mins to back it up quickly. I phoned them up and told them the problem, they said do a factory reset, I did and still wouldn't work. Sent it off today to their repair centre, as I still have 1year manufacture warranty.
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no jack / no buy.
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>>702967341
You don't own me faggot
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>>702967341
Top Kek

>>702967243
Rekt lol
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>>702967102
They say they ditched it for stereo speakers (that are, what, 3cm apart?)

So in iSheep's minds, watching Saving Private Ryan on iPhone 7 will feel like the bullets are whizzing by their heads.
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>>702967342
no webm for apple fags? incredible
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>>702961315
4S here. Battery is getting a little worn but it does what I want it to do so no need to get a new one.
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>>702967634
you still watching that shit movie? you unlit candle
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I don't like overpriced shit.
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HTC master race
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>>702967388
damn, i just looked it up lol this shit sounds scary as hell. is it just at random or do you have to be over working the phone to make it bootloop?
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>>702967918
Ikr?
>Candle
I get your reference bro. 16 Candles master race reporting in
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>>702967342
Kek it still makes me laugh that apple fags can't view webm
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>>702968099
Nah nigga it's random and highly occurring in G4's. Back up yor shit now homie. I almost lost a selection of nudes/vids of a girl who sent me them even though she has a bf.
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>>702968426
first world problems
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>>702968426
Mate, you poor poor thing, no man should have to go through that. It must have been frightening. Are you okay now? :/
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>>702964601
copypasta this
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>>702968426
or. GET A FUCKING IPHONE
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>>702968562
Lol, well here's the girl ;)
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>>702968769
Lol, see>>702968916
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>>702965421
It does mean a shorter battery life if that's what you are going for.

There is a point where you cannot distinguish the pixels and anything past that is simply a waste.
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>>702961688
this guy gets it...
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>>702968916
no it's not. that been posted here many times
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>>702969151
Yeah ok.
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Because it's not expensive enough.
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>>702969025
>simply a waste
You
Are
Am
Autist
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>>702960805
Because my Samsung phone from 2014 still does what I need it to do. I see no purpose in buying an iPhone.
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>>702968948
Fuckin oath, definitely would have been shit to have lost her.
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>>702960805
Im broke
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>>702969424
>fuckin oath
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>>702969325
>You are am
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>>702969424
Lol bruh, I got quite a few nudes and vids off her. I thought I lost them forever and was pissed! Luckily managed to back them up though.

>Just the one more just for you. Never have and probably never will share her
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>>702969740
>2016
>Not recognising Australian slang
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>>702969767
literary license you mongoloid
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>>702969898
that is the gayest slang word ive ever heard. kys skank aussie
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>>702967342
Actually I can. By using Photon. Take care my friend ;^)
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>>702960805
brain cancer. plus don't like electronics i can't stick shit in.
also fuck off apple twat just get cancer and die like your god Jobs. he got the fuck out why don't you too.
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>>702969909
Nice excuse.
>I was merely pretending
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Buying a phone from any major company is an equal waste of money.

Chinese smartphones are where it's at. Anything more than 250$ for a phone is too much.
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>>702970258
said no one ever before just now. you groundbreaking motherfucker you
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Apple is garbage and their products have only gotten more retarded every year ever since Bald McAutist died. Terrible battery, no fucking memory, retarded price, etc. Only fucking tech illiterate, rich-ish dipshits think Apple products are worth their price. They do look nice though.
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Cause I have a nexus 6p that works 20x better than any iphone?

>Inb4 poorly optimized buggy os, screen uses more battery

Obviously Apple fags aren't concerned about battery life at all considering they'll have to use Bluetooth to listen to music while charging their small battery.

Also of course more bugs and issues come with an os that has more features than being able to send encrypted messages of how much you love cock to your friends.

Above all Android is about choice. I can choose to use the headphone jack or Bluetooth. I can choose what ROM I want. I can choose what phone I want besides 2 options, and from that I can choose screens batteries cameras and other features that suit my needs.

I will say though that these choices are generally too much for most people who can't be bothered to understand why it can help them greatly.

So enjoy your shitty 9$ adapter to listen to music while I can plug my normal headphones in, use my Bluetooth ones or even use my dual front facing speakers. Something Apple people wouldn't understand.
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>>702961419
Oh god I thought I was the only one left.

Posting from my galaxy s3
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My Oneplus One is fucking great still.
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>>702970555
how are you two doing in the rest home?

checked btw
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>>702970258
One decent 500$ phone every 3/4 years > three 250$ flimsy knock off pieces of Chinese shit that never actually work properly

Fucking jews and their false economy complexes
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>currentyear
>phone that costs more than $200
>pic related
kek
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>>702970629
do you use a custom rom? if so, which one?
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>>702960805
I bet itll break the first time you drop it. Which is what happened to me when i dropped my iphone. Dropped it once after 1 year of use and it broke.
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>>702960805
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>>702971165
try not dropping it you unsalted pretzel
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>>702960805
3d touch home button and big ass phone
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>>702966112
Hey Hillary
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>>702971117
cyanogen is great
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>>702970102
> needing an extra app to view a file that should be viewable on all devices regularly

Kek
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>>702960805
bait
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>>702960805

It's an apple product.
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>company makes phones
>decide to remove headphone compatibility and make it a feature that people have to pay extra for
>call it revolutionary
>apple fags decide overnight that apple is right
>apple fags ejaculate on eachother over how awesome it is to have all this extra shit in your pocket to do the same thing you did before, only now you're paying extra for it you dumb fucking sheeple
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>>702960805
>2016
>apple finally adopts 1080p
wow like how can you call yourself a tech company. They may as well call themselves an accessories/fashion company.
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>>702971024
>500$
>3/4 years
Yeah, it'll probably only last you three quarters of a year before the battery starts flipping it's shit and it gets slower with software upgrades.
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applefags cant aux
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>>702960805
>The best phone ever created.
For about a month or so.
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Cause it sucks
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I paid $50 for my Windows 10 phone.

It plays FLAC natively, drag and drop.

Put a microSD 128gb in it for $20...

Beats that iTune lusers. It even downloads maps locally like a GPS natively so no data charges. I should have got one of these years ago.
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Boasting from lg g3. Cash phone. Paid 50 dollaz.
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I think I'm going back to blackberry. On screen keyboards are one of the worst features of "smart" phones. Millennial fags wouldn't know tho.
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>>702961315
I wish my 4s wouldn't have broken, best phone I ever had.
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>>702971761
try swype grandpa
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my iphone 6 works just fine.
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>>702960805
So all you niggers bitching about the headphone jack do realize that the 7 is going to come with an adapter for people who use corded headphones/aux cables?
I'm getting the piano black 7+ when it comes out, my body is ready.
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>>702971924
I've tried it all. It's all shit because you still don't have full control of what you're typing.

The only reason it's standard is because it was forced on us. It's cheaper to write software than to manufacture tiny little buttons. Way to be a sheeple.
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>>702960805
>Explain why you are not getting the iPhone 7.

Why would I want one? I have an iPhone 5 which works great. I'd still be using my iPhone 4 if Kid #2 hadn't broken her phone. I get a new phone when Kid #2 wrecks my hand-me-down phone.

Lately I want a WiFi first phone like Republic Wireless or Google's Project Fi. The cell phone bill is too fucking high. But, I hate to give up the familiar and superior Mac OS and universe.
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>>702960805
Because I'm using a slow old and outdate phone which I am perfectly happy with.
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>>702966112

posted from my Blackberry Q10
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>>702960805
>fucking overpriced
>too thin to withstand a fall from more than 20cm
>low battery life
Why would people even buy this? Isn't it clear the smaller Apple phones are the worse they are?
Apple has good tech only on bigger devices
Got an iPad 3 about 4 years ago and it's still going strong. No cracked screen, no battery issues etc.
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>>702961419
This. My cell is 7 years old and I've never had any issues.
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oneplus 3 is still cheaper and better...
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My s7 edge blows that shit out of the water. Apple is always overpriced peice of shit and is always outdated by like 3 years lmao.

ZZZOMGGGGG WATER RESISTANT! my s7 already had that shit lmao... Oh and it has a headphone jack too!

Fuck apple. Can't wait for the s8 to blow this shit out the water even more.
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>>702971445

People said the same shit when they were the first to eliminate the floppy drive, first to mandate USB only on their computers, etc.
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>>702968851
Or just get an alternative Android...?

I've never understood this applefag logic, bait or not people do day this when I have a simple problem with my Samsung

Oh darn, my email app didn't give me a notification
>hurr durr, by an iPhone then retard

I don't understand how these people's answer to troubleshooting is to buy a 800$ version of something they already have that is even less fixable

I will admit they have less software problems though
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>>702972046
of course you have full control over what you are typing. just turn off autocorrect and save all the words to the dictionary which aren't in there
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>>702967150
Smart for Apple to do. How many years have these people been buying the same shit phone just with a different commercial. They've invested in the apple accessories that only work with apple. They can't just take their SD card out and swap phones.
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>>702972042
>Need an adapter for something that should be built-in by standard.
Great, more apple shit for my collection.
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>>702960805
>implying that phone created on parts manufactured by samsung is better than samsung.
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>>702969025
>the human eye can only see 24fps 720p
>I want a cinematic feel to my phoning experience
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>>702960805
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>>702964601
You're gay
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Where is the pen? Apple needs to catch up.
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>americans getting tracked and monitored in every way possible
>by choice

literally slaves
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>>702972476
For people who use Bluetooth there's barely any need for a headphone jack.
The only issue I had when I saw the change initially was that I couldn't plug my phone into the car, but since it has the adapter what's the issue?
Just something for you to complain about when nothing is really changing.
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>>702972319
never herd of if and looks shit as fuck
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>>702960805
I wish Apple would stop shilling beats products. They are incredibly over priced pieces of shit. My friend had a pair 10 years ago and it quit working after a week. Then I got some ear buds for Christ,as 2 years ago and they were so tinny and echoey I couldn't even use them.
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>>702971459
Let me be more clear: 3 or 4 years

You know you've lost when you get this pedantic
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>>702972423
Things on the way out anyway. A jack is here to stay.
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I have an s5 that is probably 2 or 3 years old by now, lost track. Haven't thought about upgrading because literally zero things have gone wrong with it.

Plus I already own it outright, whereas "upgrading" gets me an extra $40 or so on my bill. Even though I could easily afford it, I just don't see the need to upgrade phones every year.

Like what the fuck kind of pussy bullshit do people do on their phone that requires the latest and greatest tech specs?
Nothing.

You're all just children trying to look cool and savvy. Protip, you're not. You're just consumers keeping the shit fest running. There is zero reason anyone needs a new phone every year, or even every 2 years. Grow up niggers.
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>>702972808
http://www.cnet.com/news/specs-compared-apple-iphone-7-plus-vs-samsung-galaxy-note-7-lg-v20-and-oneplus-3/
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>>702972423

they dropped floppy drives because they were massive, they started using USB because they wanted to conform to the tax standards that would kill firewire and other proprietary ports in the next five years.

They're in it for money, and if Iphones keep making less and less money yearly you'll see a big shift in their marketing and them dropping the lighting port next.
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>>702965018
I've had that problem and it sucked :(
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>>702972808
If you're using
>I've never heard of it
As an excuse not to buy a phone you're a grade A fucktard

Also, how have you not heard of one plus? They're pretty much the best phones on the market
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>>702961315

My Niagara. I still have my 4s as a backup in case my Android shits the bed.
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>>702972750
>これ
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>>702961315
4S is objectively the sexiest communications device ever created. They'll have to pry it and its headphone jack out of my cold dead hands.
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>>702972827

>surprised that overpriced garbage made by a nigger is garbage

Here's some knowledge for you, the sun is bright, the water is wet, and the sky is blue.
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>>702972937
My job is to sell phones, so the best way to keep up to date with what's going on and the best features is to have a relatively new one.
Not to mention that it's really fucking cool to watch the technology grow.
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>>702960805

I don't want an Iphone because I want to be able to do whatever I like with my phone, and I want to be able to do it without voiding my warranty.
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>>702973099
誰?
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>>702960805
This is why I well never go ios

Didn't even need to jailbreak to get it to not look like someone shat melted gummy bears all over my screen like stock android/ios
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Wow so many people here actually think that OP's picture is the actual iPhone 7. Way to go guys. I seriously don't understand how people can hate apple with such a passion. Every time apple releases a product there are tons of android fanboys sucking each other off and stroking their neckbeards whining about somebody wanting to use a phone they don't like.
I'm using the Oneplus 3 atm, it's a great phone but I just like iPhones better. What's wrong with that?
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>>702973130

>Small screen
>Thick
>Giant centre button

The 4s is aesthetically the equivalent to a short, fat guy with a small penis, and a large outie bellybutton.
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>>702961419
poor fag detected
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APPLE IS BASICALLY SAYING THAT YOU WILL BUY THEIR PHONE DESPITE IT BEING WORSE THAN YOUR CURRENT PHONE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BUY AN IPHONE

THEY DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOU $500 WORTH OF PHONE. BUT YOU WILL BUY IT FOR $500
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>>702973395
知らないけど。。。
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>>702972966

Both happened in 1997/1998 around the time the iMac came out, before what you are talking about.

They dropped floppy drives because the 1.4mb limit was eventually going to be obsolete. They dropped proprietary ports like ADB, SCSI, parallel ports, etc. because they saw USB made sense and would be the future. When the iMac came out in 1998 and had only USB ports, there were very few people even making USB peripherals.

Now they are eliminating CD/DVD drives from laptops. Things like that always generate an initial wtf reaction, but Apple is usually just one or two steps ahead of where things are going.
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>>702972558
>Implying Apple didn't tell the FBI to fuck off multiple times
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>>702960805
because i'm tired of samsungfags talking to me about my phone
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>>702968789
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.
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>>702973316
I can see that. When I was working in app development I always wanted a new one too. But I feel like it peaked. For while yes, every years models were giant leaps forward. That has since died down.

I have a friend who has the T-mobile unlimited plan or whatever. He gets every single new phone that comes out, sometimes 3 or 4 per year. Uses it for a few months and moves on. He doesn't do anything crazy with them either like rooting or app dev.

I guess some people just have a boner for phones.
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>>702960805
Because my droid maxx 2 works perfectly fine and does what I need it too. Witch is really nothing.
I could have gotten any phone I wanted when I got this a month ago but this seemed like the best choice as it wasnt a meme-tier phone.
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>>702973784
COOL STORY BRO, I HEARD THEY ALSO INVENTED computer AND application
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>>702968359
>>702967709
>>702967342
Actually you can with vlc. I'm watching webms on iOS no problem.
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>>702973909
It's nice to actually have and experience all the new features.
I have a 6+ right now and it took a lot of willpower to not get the 6s+, but the 3D Touch didn't seem all that worth it.
Going through 3-4 phones a year is a little ridiculous, but to each his own.
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>>702973971
That's cute
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>>702974115
>shit tier app store
>no Snapchat

Nah mate
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>>702972991
What happened next?
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>>702961819
I can literally do everything you can do on a PC with my iPhone other than gaming. That's what consoles are for.
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>>702960805
iPhones are garbage. they are nothing more than overpriced over hyped garbage. apple products are junk for two reasons. first you cant upgrade them at all, what you get you are stuck with. while i can go out and get sd cards to increase what i can have on my phone you are stuck with whatever your phone has for hard drive space. second anything apple makes you can find better and cheaper elsewhere. in fact almost everything apple made was already out, steve jobs just stole it and claimed it was innovation. innovation is something new not products that are already out there but now instead with an apple label slapped on them and the price hiked up well over 100%. my phone can do everything that phone can do its its just a LG Stylo 2 with a boost mobile carrier, i paid 145 for it and my bill comes to 45 every month for unlimited text, talk, and data. you're gonna pay what 600 for that phone along with a 200 dollar bill every month, way to over pay for shit.
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>>702973947

let me know if ignorance truly is bliss
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>>702967342
You really don't know huh!
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>>702964073
Well Samsung has a flexible screen and LG has a flexible battery. If they could get together that would be a very flexible phone.
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>>702973130
i have a 4s and it blows stop lying to yourself
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>>702974442
so much b8 you could skate on a nigga
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>>702961315
Only iPhone I ever wanted.
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>>702974471
There's no need to be upset nigga, some people like android, some people like apple. Nobody is forcing you to buy an iPhone so why get so butthurt over it?
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>>702972937
The voice of reason in a sea of consumerist zombies.
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>>702960805

I can't stand iOS.
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youre all bunch of giant gaylords especially op since thats a bait and you still diggin up that muh toys are better than yours now kill yourself you fucking degenerate cocksucker
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>>702966939
This warranted a chuckle.
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>>702960805
I'm feeling TimCouraged to get the iPhone 7 because I always hated the 3.5 jack. I mean it's not an iPod. It's a phone. Music doesn't even belong on it.
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>>702960805

>>702959944
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>>702974827
plenty reason to be upset. the whole line of apple products are shit. any sane person could see that and the fact that people buy into the hype of iphone this and iphone that just shows how stupid people actually are. i'm building a computer that will have better processing power than any apple computer i could ever buy at half the cost more than likely. i can go out and find cheap dinky little mp3 players that have 10 times the capacity that ipods have. people buy into this shit because its the new fad when in reality they are paying for garbage that you can find better and cheaper elsewhere. this isnt about like and dislike its common sense, why pay for a name cause thats literally all you're paying for when you buy any apple product.
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>>702974940
I agree, but jailbroken iOS is amazing. It's the only reason I still have an iPhone
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>>702960805
>No headphone jack

Nothing cause me more rage than Apple reduced then killed USB ports (and to a lesser extent optical drives).

Never owned one, just did repairs. It's not progressive, it's inconvenient and tremendously frustrating.
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>>702974471

Upgrading is a myth. Computers used to have lots of pci slots, laptops that could be upgraded. But what's the point, experience showed that most people in 3-5 years would just buy a whole new computer, given the pace of the computer industry.

Secondly, I know people who have a macbook still running fine after 5-6 years. And I know lots of people who have had 3 laptops over the same period, because they are pieces of junk that break and have to be replaced every two years.

That said, I don't like the iPhone, use a BB instead. But honestly you sound like a guy who says a bmw is shit, because you hyundai will get you from a to b just the same.

And if everything apple ever made was already out, and apple just stole it and then made a worse and more expensive version of it, how on earth did they ever become a successful company? If you could find the same thing that was better, cheaper, and already out on the market, how come those companies didn't become the successful ones? I don't think you have your story straight.
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>>702961315
Wouldn't have gotten a new phone (android) except I broke mine beyond use
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Trying to sell Beats.
Only dicks by them tho.
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>>702960805
>>702973463
>>702974940

Every time someone tries to downplay the iOS we know you are just jealous.
><
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Because I'm poor and have a iPhone 5c and don't have 900+$ for a new phone
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>>702962239
Kekd hard
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>>702970521
You know the Bluetooth thing could've been an argument to me a couple weeks ago, but I got a thing that tracks my steps via Bluetooth. Not a Fitbit but something similar. Now I was the type to turn Bluetooth off every time it was on(new phone, updates). I hooked this thing up and it's constantly activated. Even tracks my sleep. I haven't seen even a slight difference in battery usage. Might be different if using it for music idk. But my BT is constantly on now and my battery hasn't felt the impact whatsoever.
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>>702972937
Security updates is one reason.
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>>702975706
Keep telling yourself that applefag
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>>702975513
thats because most people dont know how to upgrade. i'm currently building a computer that will likely be up in the top 10 personal computers in the world and once new processors come out that are better than the one i have i can just pop mine out and plug the new one in, all i have to do is make sure its compatible with the old hardware and software. upgrading is only a myth for people who dont know how to build them.
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>>702973520
>Sleek minimal lines, no dumb curved back, glass on both sides, beautiful
>Perfect amount of weight, thickness feels sturdy, not a woman so it fits in my pocket just fine
>Don't have old man eyes, the screen doesn't need to be larger.
>That high quality button feel.
>Perfect size, its a phone, not an awkward tablet unlike newer shit.

Do you have teenytiny hands or something?
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>>702971459
That's only droids. There's folks in this thread still rocking iPhone 4s that still perform as they did before. I've never seen a droid last more than a season before shit starts spazzing and I had a galaxy S3 for a year. Worst phone ever. Quickly switched back to a 5s just to get back on that iOS. Now rocking a 6s Plus and loving it. I upgrade in late October. Gonna be checking that 7 plus.
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I have a Nokia 3310 it cost me £30 and it still works perfectly. It makes both sends and receives calls as well as texts. Why should I be a dipstick and go with the masses desperately paying an arm and a leg for a piece of over priced crap? I'll buy a phone when mine breaks and not before...and I can guarantee it will not be an apple.
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>>702975334
But what if people know that and still want an iPhone? You can't seriously think your opinion is a fact and everyone disagreeing with you is retarded. Oh wait, forgot I'm on 4chan for a sec there.
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>>702974471
I'm paying $150 total for a 6s Plus through the edge program. Cost is a non issue.
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>>702975513
oh and to answer your last question, its called marketing. the one thing steve jobs was ever any good at. he could sell shit and make it look like solid gold. thats why his company became successful while others failed. their marketing wasnt as good as his so his products were noticed more and purchased more. smart people however did the research and found the better products out there, unfortunately with all the idiots buying into the hype over apple the other companies either died out or switched to something new.
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>>702974779
Would've been better had I got dem quads.
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>>702971761
Sidekick master race.
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>>702975885
AndoidOS cant compete with iOS.
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whats wrong with HUAWEII faggot
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I'm getting an ubuntu phone because I want an actual full OS.
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>>702973811
>Implying the FBI are the NSA
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>>702963441
Buy phone, go to bank, act important, constantly send texts, get loan, invest in airplane security, get filthy rich, kill your self
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>>702974300
>uses snapchat
You have to be 18 to use this website.
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>>702960805
I don't need a new phone, and rumor has it the 8 will be a major revision.
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>>702960805
As an ios hater, I'd still probably get one if it actually looked like that
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>>702976213
people who know all of that and still want an iPhone are idiots. also my words arent opinions they are straight up facts. can you upgrade an iPhone, no you cant. once you buy it you are stuck with whatever hardware it has, you cant even get a new battery without having to send it back to apple. you cant put music on your phone without downloading a program to do it. on top of that every person i know that has an iPhone has had major problems with it, so much so they have had to ask me to fix it and in the end i have to call apple support. every problem i have ever had with my phone i have fixed myself without even needing support. if you weigh all the options and still choose apple you're an idiot who just wants to follow the fad like every other plebeian that walks around.
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>>702975334
>Caring this much one way or the other about a brand
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>>702960805
because google pixel phone faggot
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This is the first iPhone I consider buying. Stock Android is good too though waiting for the Nexus before I decide.
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>>702976713
Where sorry the customer is not available at this time. Please leave a message after the beep.
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This thread in a nutshell:
>lol apple is shit haha
>overpriced and no headphone jack LUL
>i've been using my Motorola flipout for 16 years and it does everything i need, with my social life it doesn't even matter it hasn't turned on in 4 years
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>>702974442
Android is better hmmmph
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iPhones are like the glocks of phones. Hard to break in the right case. Always works when you want. Won't blow up. Does what it's supposed to do every time without fail unless YOU do something. I had a droid for a year. It was pretty. For like 3 months. After a while tho you get tired of reapplying widgets that mysteriously leave the screen, music that, while free, is usually a YouTube rip with some asshole trying to rap over it, 2, 3, or 4 app stores with different purposes, a general "slowing down" over time, and the potential for viruses(srsly who the fuck makes viruses for phones?!?!?). With Apple, while it may not be exactly what you want in terms of customiability, it works and it always works. And let's be honest. Nobody needs a flame theme with a comic sans keyboard and text interface with a moving bubble background and a moving Christmas fireplace desktop background. And even the guys that have super powerful droids still have to do SOOOOOOO MUCH to get them there. But I'm over here like "my shit worked out of the box like this and will still be in this condition 2-3 years from now in someone else's pocket as I can upgrade for free and still pay $150 for the 7 plus if I want to keep it because lol edge".
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>>702961688
Also forced to buy new expensive wireless headphones whenever you lose them. Their cucking the fuck out of their consumers and the users are too dumb to realise it
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>>702960805
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>>702977583
Android is still better
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Fuck apple ! Bunch of smug faggots..
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>>702977851
Literally how?
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>>702977945
erthang
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>>702964336
you saw the light to bad it was so late
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>>702964601
tfw the replies this post got didnt get it was satire
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Battery life.
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>>702976583
>The highly customizable you-can-do-whatever-the-fuck-you-want OS is better than the "I don't know about phones, so I bought an Iphone" OS that can't even play .webms

Amateur. Learn to bait properly
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>>702974442
can you use it to mop up all that nigger cum off your mouth
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I dont need a phone. nobody calls me. I dont have friends or family.
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>>702960805
the interface is still meh
all the cool hardware in the world wont change that
I cant even fucking close apps easily. they just keep sliding all over left and right and never fuccking up and never close wtf fuck you apple
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Android has is and will always be better. Ios doesnt just work. Plenty of times it will freeze on you and you know it faggots. Enjoy your ceramic shitstain. Muh 9000p vidja. Yeah ull be takin videos of your tendies encrusted neckbeards drooling. Youre all Chris chan.
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>>702960805
Galaxy phones are the bomb!
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>>702960805

No headphone jack > Apple is creating a marketing ploy by forcing people to buy the only earpieces that will work with them.

Too thin - will easily break or bend I presume.

Samsung is far superior.
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>>702978277
/thread
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I've never owned a cell phone and Ill never need to cuz im not a needy little bitch who needs to text people all day and use the internet when I go outside.
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>>702977243
>expensive
>no 64GB version
>no µ-sd slot
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Still waiting for a smart flip phone
Someone please gib back my razr :(
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>>702961614
kek
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>>702978422
the phone ships with earbuds that plug into the charging slot... also with a 3.5mm adapter... are you trolling or just retarded?
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>>702978326
I have never had an iPhone freeze. Never. And I've had like 5 of them over the years.
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>>702977992
This
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>>702978565
Ikr?
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>>702978522
>noone knows im alive or cares to check on me
Or
>im still in moms basement all she needs to do is yell
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>>702960805
Because I don't want to pay a 300% price hike on technology that was released a decade ago just because some retard on the internet tells me to.
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Is the droid 4 good?
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>>702978326
>>702978603
And to add I had an S3 for a year and it was nothing but problems. Constant problems.
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>>702964437
>thinks iOS is a good user-experience
are you a fucking senior citizen who needs simplicity and large colorful buttons?

my god, it's almost embarassing.
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>>702978589
>implying the 3.5mm adapter won't be done away with next time
>implying the earbuds are any good
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>>702970555

Great phone but the s5 is better. Batterylife ftw

Do s3's still get updates btw? i still have an old 4g version laying around
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>>702960805
Apple is shit and Steve Jobs was a fucking autistic faggot
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>>702963754
>>702964367
people don't really use the S60 for that, do they?
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>>702960805
I dont like apple....i like pears
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>>702973971
>downloads app to play a video format
nice, do you do this for all of your video formats?
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>>702978896
implying any earbuds are good at all? ear buds are fucking garbage and are uncomfortable as hell. strawman fallacy more why dont you.
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>>702974115
My nigga

Bitches don't know that despite its unpopularity, the Nokia Lumia 950 is far ahead of its time in technology.
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>>702974442
Can you use your shitty processor and lack of graphics to do 3D modelling, programming, or manage the networks of a company? No? Didn't think so.
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www.phonearena.com/phones/compare/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-3,Apple-iPhone-6-Plus/phones/9803,8908


Redmi Note 3 price: Around EUR 200
Iphone 6 plus price Around $550
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>>702978896
It will only be done away with once the droid mfgs do away with it and switch to micro usb headphones. And then we will just go on eBay and buy an adapter for $0.99 from China and keep on rocking. Also any quality headphone mfg will start shipping their product with adapters too or just sell the different variants.
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>>702979106
>"The phone ships with earbuds that plug into the charging slot"
>strawman fallacy
Is there no limit to the stupidity one man can contain?
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>>702960805
I don't need a new phone.
If I did, I would consider an iPhone. But my current phone works just fine.
Feels pretty good not being a slave to marketing.
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>>702961419
>implying anyone would call you except to demand bill payments
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>>702960805
cause it's just a phone for fucks sake
everybody gets so hyped up about everything all the time that they don't even consider not buying the shit they didn't even need in the first place
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>>702979061
Different iFag here. I just use an online converter. Takes about 15 sec from copy to view usually unless it's a large file. Tho it does become a pain in the ass for most rekt threads.
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>>702979278
youre the one complaining about it not having an ancient 3.5mm jack, when it literally shits with headphones that plug into the charging slot, and also with an adapter..
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>>702979146
You bit son. You bit.
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You are all faggots. It does not matter which phone...the only thing that matters is can you get the 9gag app on? If no i am not buying it
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>>702979512
ships*
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>>702979535
I know. I'm sorry.
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>>702960805
Specs of my Galaxy s5 either match or outdo iphone 6, only the camera has changed and they finally added waterproofing to iPhone 7. Oh yeah, and it can be glossy. No reason to own an iphone unless you're a 16 year old instagram "model", kek.
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>>702979559
No, you were right the first time.
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>>702979168
To reiterate, I can finish out my edge contract and will have bought my 6s Plus(msrp $850) for $150 or I can upgrade with the same pricing for free on the latest model. $8/mo. Pricing is a nonissue
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>>702979512

Ancient 3.5 is what everything in the world uses you dumb apple fag.

Jobs died if aids for a reason. PS totaly wasnt cancer totally was aids.
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>>702979625
"phone doesnt have 3.5mm jack for ear buds, it must be garbage" gets told it comes with earbuds that plug directly into charging port, and also comes with adapter so you can still use your beats by dre that mommy got you. "oh they earbuds it comes with will be garbage anyway" try harder kid
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>>702960805
It's overpriced trash that is only expensive because every spoiled preteen and pumpkin spice ho wants one. It doesn't even have expandable memory OR headphone jack. Horse.shit.
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>>702979512
>ancient
Not because something is old it's bad.

Innovation for the sake of innovation is a horrible mindset.
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I'll never get the people that spend hundreds of dollars on new phones. My Huawei valiant is old as fuck, yet right now I'm typing this, and casting showbox to my tv. What can a new phone do, that my 5 year old $50 phone cannot, besides maybe taking a better picture?
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>>702979887
>charge phone
>use earbuds/headset

SORRY LAD
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Mid range android phones are the best phones.
In truth any quad core phone with 1gb+ memory will do anything and everything.
Only thing you get from expensive phones are better screens and cameras.

>Also iphones lack a micro sd port making them have almost no storage.
>Got 512GB+ on my phone.
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>>702963609
that doesnt BEGIN to describe the hassle of droid turbo's. i worked at a cell phone repair place. good luck with that "indestructible" pile.
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>>702968916
>>702969872
dude. moar.
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>>702980274
Yeah. This sadly. But I'm sure someone will work it out. Doesn't bother me as an apple user. There is always a workaround. And worst comes to worst I'll just build the adapter myself.
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>>702980099
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>>702979971
idk about you but ive had my phone for 3 years and have not once plugged headphones or buds into it. i probably wont get the iphone 7, but not having a 3.5mm jack would not bother me at all.
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