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She's a cop, right?
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>>702960469
yes, r u retarded
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>>702960761
A little bit, yes
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>>702960922
say fuck off you stupid cop. dubs confirms
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She says she's the one on the right
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>>702961381
oh ok yeah she's just a fat girl not a cop
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>>702960469
Ask for tits and timestamp
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Ask for tit pics. Cop wouldn't do that shit they will ask you to wait.
If pic is her she is a fatty that will comply
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>>702961381
that girl does not shoot heroin or speed
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>>702962304
Idk I've seen some heroin users that look like her
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OP what are you offering her? Why would she be a cop? How could she bust you?
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>>702962767
Money.

I'm trying to trade money for oc. I'm doing this for you!
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Tell her to send pics a cop wouldn't want to send you pictures
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>>702963185
I will as soon as she starts responding again
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This thread is dildos
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>>702961971
this OP
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>>702964052
Is that good or bad?
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>>702964319
Good question
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>>702964311
She stopped responding half an hour ago. Maybe she overdosed without me
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>>702964520
Keep us updated
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>>702964520
i am not believing you
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>>702964682
yes stay safe god bless keep us updated
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>>702964682
>>702964790
In the meantime, here are some other pictures I took
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>>702964732
The overdose was a joke. She's probably on a train
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>>702965114
Cut those nails faggot
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>>702965395
Not my nails. Those are girl nails, they're allowed to be long.
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>>702965114
hu is that do they have boobs
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>>702965510
I mean, yeah, technically
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Stop saying stupid shit to her then you fucking nigger. Stop answering the questions.
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>>702965114
On a train to go fucking murder you.
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>>702965751
Ah, Jesus Christ! Never mind that, lad. I was simply being retarded. Never show this to me again.
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>>702965779
Are you okay? It sounds like you're having a hard time today.
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>>702965751
show us big bird's tits
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>>702965953
is this bitch receiving cpr or just a tonguepunch

wear a rubber if this is the chick suckin yer dick
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>>702965751
What's it like only being able to think about the next time you're getting high and passing out?
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>>702965863
Kek
Here's a slightly less offensive looking heroin user
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>>702966302
Cpr
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>>702966402
How much do you spend on heroin?
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>>702966402
>that background pic
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>>702960469
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/2235/web
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>>702966391
Idk, probably stressful. It's not a problem I have.
>>702966618
I don't use it, I just watch.

I spend a lot of money on hookers though. (And not just to watch them do drugs)
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>>702967025
>I don't use it
You will at some point to satisfy this odd fetish further.
RIP
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>>702967025
Could you make an estimate on how much spending a lot on hookers is
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>>702967406
Why do you think that? That's like suggesting everyone who has seen an action movie eventually gets in a shoot out.
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>>702962959
She asks way to many questions about specifics tell this cop bitch to fuck off
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>>702967676
I'd say about $20,000 over the last three years. Or four terabytes worth.
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Uh oh
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>>702968267
Yeah, she a cop
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>>702968409
If you're not the one doing any heroin and she's the one with the connect, why would an undercover cop make the effort? I don't even think you're doing anything illegal
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>>702968730
Paying for sex is illegal, you know
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>>702968409
Say: "Forget it you are a cop!"
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>>702968730
except prostitution and in >>702962959
she tries to get him to buy drugs.
she also wouldn't provide a tit shot
this is 100% a cop or the most stuck up entitled heroin user i've seen
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>>702968814

only in some places, in the US it goes state by state
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>>702969064
Definitely illegal here
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>>702969007
I think you're right
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>>702968715
I want to believe
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>>702968715
Just tell her you know that she is a cop. If she denies ask her to prove it by sending nudes.
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find a new one. this bitch is annoying.
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>>702969366
I'm probably just gonna have a beer and jerk off. The internet can be so exhausting.
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>>702969366
Exactly. Even if she is for real, she's crap.
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Keeping a positive attitude
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OP there's an easy solution to this. Just have her shoot up before you give her the money. If she's a cop then she's not going to shoot up and if she refuses until she is paid then you know she's a cop.
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>>702969538
You should find a new one. I've jerked off twice already today and need a third round.
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>>702968715
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>>702969705
That's a pretty good solution. I like my idea of having a beer and jerking off more.
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>>702969701
Good choice
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>>702969851
I mean if you ever watch prostitution stings they arrest the people before money ever exchanges hands. This would not work.
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I'll give her a few more minutes to reply. If she doesn't I give you her kik, which is probably a burner anyway.
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Yeah op. You are so special that cop made a special unit to talk to people on kik.
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>>702970224
They do that though.
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>>702970224
Autism: The post
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>>702969064
There is a few counties in one state Nevada where it's legal otherwise it's 100% illegal everywhere. Your state by state comment is wrong as fuck.
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I've probably been blocked anyway.

>>702970355
I know for a fact that this town's drug unit has a department cell phone. You can text in tips, and they probably also use it for stuff like this.
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>>702969705
Doesn't matter when or if she shoots up if you have agree to a sex act for money by text you will be arrested
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>>702970092
Money doesn't have to exchange hands just a sex act for a price has to be agreed on and intent shown like meeting the undercover at a location. Even though I've seen stings where the latter was omitted
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prostitution is legal here in the UK
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I'm kinda bummed out now. I don't want to try again tonight, but I also want to get my dick wet.
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>>702971711
Me again. What are my options? Bumping with hooker tits.
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>>702972159
backpage
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>>702972411
I would normally agree with you, but I only see people who let me take videos, and that's another two hours of phone calls to find one. Are there, like, shadier sites?
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>>702962959
Run OP, if she was asking for sex she wouldn't be asking for specifics. Usually "donation" is the word used to avoid having evidence used against them for prostitution for exactly this reason. They already have evidence against you, they will arrest you on sight.
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>>702967885
But they always do
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>>702967885
Its true not everyone who's seen an action movie will get in a shoot out, but people who pay other people to get in shoot outs so they can watch are arguably more likely to end up in one.
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>>702965114
You're a idiot for doing that shit
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>>702973379
So action movie producers?
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>>702973621
What? Joking about overdoses? I'm sorry.
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>>702973681
And anyone who's bought a movie ticket
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>>702973830
My niece died from that shit
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>>702974156
I'm sorry you're niece was a filthy junkie who got what was coming to her.
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>>702974156
I'm sorry for your loss.
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>>702974156
Your point is?
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>>702974381
Fuck you asshole, punk assed bitch.
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>>702969701
>good luck officer
better luck next time OP..
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>>702974497
In other words ,don't do heroin dumb shit. Think of the poor fuckers you leave behind when you od & die
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>>702974605
Face the music faggot, she did it to herself. Don't be mad at me because she couldn't handle life like a big girl.
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>>702974605
>assed
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>>702974811
Thank you

>>702974381
>>702974605
>>702974909
Y'all be cool in my thread now
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I have heard too many friends say their son or daughter or other family member died from ODing.
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>>702966138
>Big Bird
Kek
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>>702974909
Damn straight. And I'm a ex addict. If you overdose it's your own fucking fault.
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>>702960469
Please kill yourself junkie trash.
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>>702960469
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>>702961381
You do know that that's probably a fake picture, right?
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>>702974909
You don't know shit, tough guy now huh?
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>>702975278
Yes
>>702975140
Not a junkie, but I'm glad I gave you this opportunity to feel superior to someone.
>>702975246
I don't know what that is.
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>>702975132
Not if it is cut with fentanyl. You have no idea what is in that shit you are banging up your arm. So young & dumb
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>>702975319
I know enough and I like to think I've been tough most of my life. Tougher than some overdosed junkie whore. I wonder how many dicks she sucked for her final bag.
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>>702975870
Probably just one, a bag isn't very expensive.
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>>702975573
Don't buy from niggers. Do extremely small test dose. Don't be retarded.

>young & dumb
I'm old enough to have left the junkie lifestyle behind and I have been completely sober since February 2015

>tl;dr
Fuck you retard
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WHY DONT YOU SAY THAT AGAIN IN MY PORCH I AM LEGALLY ENTITLED TO UNLOAD MY CLIP OF 00 BUCK INTO YOUR HEARTLESS COMMIE CHEST CAVITY YOU MOOSE FUCKING CROSSDRESSING EMASCULATED CANUCK SCUM
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>>702966391
It sucks bro. I got addicted to painkillers legitimately at first (got into dirt bike accident). Didn't take long until I started abusing them. I did hydromorphone-contin, and I snorted it, very rarely shot up. If I had been an IV drug user I'd be dead or still a junkie now. I'm glad to have gotten off the shit.
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>>702975870
SMFH. You are a idiot.never thought id'd say this:
Hope you get a hot load kid.your attitude sucks. May you live a miserable life you loud mouthed piece of shit
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>>702962640
Regardless, don't stick your dick in addiction and crazy even if you're paying for it.
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>>702976155
Prob still in school Jr. I'm in my fifties, think I've seen a little more shit than you. Nice try though
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former driver here. not all escorts agree to meet with a client just to prove their real. the fact that she was extremely open about the situation though and repeated everything word for word is enough to just avoid it unless she has massive reviews online. stay away even if she does it for less or w/e. gl op.
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>>702972626
That's about as shady as you get, Asexyservice is actually a bit safer in my experience.
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>>702971351
It isn't you nignog
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>>702975870
>Tougher than some overdosed junkie whore

Nah fam. You wouldn't last two minutes in a girls shoes like that. Stop pretending shit you know nothing about, kiddo. You sound like a fucking idiot.
>>702976502
And you;
>why so mad bro
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>>702976502
>SMFH
You do not belong here.
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>>702976858
all britbongs are prostitutes
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A cop will never come to you. They will not do a sting in an environment that is not under their total control for the safety of the officer.
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>>702975319

He's right though, and this is coming from an ex-addict.

She had the chance to make the conscious decision and stop, I'm happy I did before it was too late. It's not easy, it sucks, it was harder than losing my own father, but bottom line is when an addict ODs nobody is to blame but themselves. Life's not easy, and not everyone is cut out to make it, sorry.
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She's back
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>>702976773
>Damage control. Maximum damage control
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>>702977054
According to who? You? What a fucking joke
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>>702976797
ah forgot to mention that although cops won't send nudes they can still send other pictures. with the amount of trolls and pic collectors though a lot of escorts will also just send non-nude pics just to avoid wasting time and getting you to agree or disagree quicker.also forgot to say escort driver* not just a driver lol.
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>>702976502
>a idiot
>id'd
>wishing a hot load on a kid
Someone's mad. Also, I already loath my own existence so you got your wish. Cry some more faggot.
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>>702977219
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>>702977219
If dubs call her
>Officer Fatty Tits McGee
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>>702977387


Why loathe your existence when you're young and have to chance to better yourself everyday.

Go join MMA or something, build some confidence bruh.
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>>702977453
Ask her to send you a pic of her badge between her tits, if she does this you'll go in willingly and give up your connects
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>>702977453
tell her thats exactly what a cop would say
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>>702977202
She was in rehab for 6 months,got out went to meetings everyday. She tried really hard. Her fucking addict boyfriend talked her into shooting up,helped her. She is dead, he is in jail. Two babies lost their mother. Wonder why I'm pissed?
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>>702960469
maybe. get them to send nudes. cops cant do that
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>>702977675
seems like you have a hard time following the chat log anon.
SHE is the one with the connects.
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>>702977678
This fucking guy
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>>702977453
Say "sounds like something a cop would say ;)"
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>>702977821
Oh then why would she be a cop?
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>>702976344
god damn that bitch is sexy
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>>702977453
clear your fucking notifications fag
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>>702977901
Soliciting.

I know some of you messaged this cop. What did you say?
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>>702977678
>>702977866
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>>702977901
read the chat logs again retard. Let me know if you need help understanding some parts or words
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>>702977951
Right? Sorry I don't got more of her but I got another one.
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>>702977671
Because I'm a lazy shit with no skills who trolls junkies' uncles on an anonymous image board.
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>>702977821
I thought it was the other way around too.

if she even was a cop, youre not doing anything illegal. youre getting a girl to blow you for free.
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send her dick pics
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>>702965751
Ew dude. Let's see those udders.
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>>702978160
except he's offering $100 for the blowjob...
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>>702977982
>I know some of you messaged this cop. What did you say?

I asked her to show me her fatty tits and that if her nipples look like big sweaty pieces of bologna I'd be diamonds
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>>702967025
obvious serial killer is obvious
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>>702960922
why do you have tumblr anon?
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>>702978256
oh. that shouldve been the OP post then.
now idec, 100 for a bj is pathetic
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>>702969589
this so much
i spend like anon on callies but none like this horror
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>>702978282
This
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>>702978490
same
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>>702977708

Being angry at strangers on the internet won't help your situation bro.

I get you're mad, maybe in a different life she wouldn't have been forced to confront so many difficult decisions, but this isn't a different life, it's the one she was given and she fucked it up.

Clearly she didn't try hard enough if she shot up again, bf or not. I'm not trying to anger you, you just need to confront reality. We might be living in an age where by-products of our own intelligence have surpassed the lifestyle our physical bodies were designed for, but that's no excuse. You can point the finger at her dealer, her bf, his supplier, and so on but she made the choice, and so long as there is a commodity in demand there will be a supply.

Just start early in preventing the same shit happening to her kids, don't dwell on her mistakes.
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>>702960469
Who the fuck say 'connect' for theyre dealer
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>>702977982
>I know some of you messaged this cop
how do we message her? what app is this
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>>702961381
That's what she says, but in reality she's an officer of the law and she will ruin your life. Why risk it for no biscuit?
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>>702977453
How'd you aquire this fetish anon ? And I'm in sac too holla holla big balla what
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>>702978600
lots of people?
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>>702967885
We live in the us
>they do
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>>702978613
whatsapp fag, post your number and ill invite you to the group chat
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>>702978301
You caught me
>>702978393
Check out starlit powder
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>>702978600
Everyone I know who buys drugs
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>>702978613
If youre trolling youre a faggot
If not youre still a faggot
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>>702978648
I mean 'connection' i understand but 'connect'?
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>>702976502
ITT:
PURE
JUNKIE
CLASS
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>>702978159
>Because I'm a lazy shit with no skills who trolls junkies' uncles on an anonymous image board.

I lol'd, used to be like you, I'd spend all my spare money on weed so I could be high while doing it too.

Now I'm brimming with confidence and feel like I can tackle anything.
Seriously, join MMA man, you will fail lots, it will hurt, and it'll be a long journey but you'll graduate with more discipline and fulfillment than anything you've ever experienced.

It's hard not to be a cocky confident silver-tongued fuck when you can walk into a room and think to yourself "I can choke every single one of these faggots out", there's nothing left to be afraid of because physical confrontation is the ultimate challenge.

Godspeed and keep up the hilarious trolling, just do something productive too pls.
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>>702978846
Sorry I don't spend all my time talking to strangers you cellar dwelling ape
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>>702978928
yea, its short for it. I've heard it forever.
maybe its your age. recently the new word for weed is "loud" and I never once heard it called that back when I was in highschool. new words come up all the time
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>>702978640
I don't even know if I'd call it a fetish. It's fun though.
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>>702979109
Turn that fucking dank down son
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shes not a cop you dumbass
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>>702966658
Leld at that reaction pic
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Expectations vs reality
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>>702979269
It's a pretty fucking specific fetish. Why do they need to be high?
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>>702979109

"loud"

Lmao fuck I'm happy were not this gay in Canada
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Why is this shit thread still here?
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>>702979337
That's exactly wear a cop would say :^)
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>>702978928
how fucking old are you? this isn't the french connection, gene.
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You did the right thing anon, without tits the bitch can't be trusted.
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>>702979459
>want some weed eh?
>watch out for the RCMP
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>>702979062
Met my wife in a gc
Kek
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>>702979446
They don't.
Taking pictures of junkies is edgy I mean fun
Getting head is fun
Two birds with one stone
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>>702979475
no a cop has to admit to being a police officer if asked directly.
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>>702979386
This one just made me diamonds. I love broken bitches.
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>>702979386
pathos
bc that face and hair
bitch had potential
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>>702979609
Also you sound like "le reddit memer" with an autisitic line like "cellar dwelling ape" pull your head out of your ass youre suffocating in superiority complex
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>this thread
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>>702979616
Nope
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>>702979059
Thought about it but I have a pretty fucked up tooth on my right side that I'm terrified of getting punched out.
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>>702979616
Myth.
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>>702979601

Yeah, pretty much, kush or dope are by far the most used though.
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>>702979616
no they dont.
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>>702979815
Haha I wasn't even that guy I know what kik is. How's that hook feel guppy?
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>>702980228
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>>702979614
Junkies just kinda gross me out. I mean I've touched the stuff but like twice and never with a poker but that life is pretty gross
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>>702980228
>How's that hook feel guppy?
holy shit youre gay
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>>702979616

Incorrect.
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>>702979616
why would you think that?
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>>702965114
Damn dude you're killing me.
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>>702962959
>$
>what exactly do you expect from me
Definitely a cop, she needs to make it clear that you're trading money for sex and that's exactly what those two phrases do. They have enough evidence to convict you right now, do not meet up with this women under any circumstances.
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cops will use street language. clearly the girl in op's screenshots is not a cop. most of you mopey neckbeards wouldn't know the cherries from the berries
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>>702980440
It was pretty gay but i fell for the bait, let him gay it up
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>>702970747
lol op is in sacramento?

me too
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>>702979851
>>702979877
>>702980043
>>702980538
>>702980576

you ignorant piles of shit...
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>>702979459
Loud is used all the time in Toronto.
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>>702980825
Here's your (You), now please stop baiting in my thread
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Haha come on its cheesy but not gay>>702980440

>>702980343
Made me laugh
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>>702980585
How do?
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This is juicy and fake
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>>702980920
its not you're thread you idiot
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>>702980740
fuck anon! you hacked OP!! we can completely ruin his life with this info
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>>702980825
its a myth that started from a scene in Deep Cover. its not true.
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>>702981179
completely rekt
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>>702974145
>>702973681
You're making invalid comparisons to someone making at least semidecent one.
Don't inject your marijuanas straight into your brain, friendo.
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>>702981179
How?
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>>702981338
go home anon. you dont belong.
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>>702981223
check snopes
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Also in sac.

Drug game here is strong.

To bad kratom is being banned on the 30th too tho.
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>>702981338
look at this idiot
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>>702981488
chekd
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>>702981436
Why?
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>>702981436
>>702981552
>pretending to be leet haxorz
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>>702981591
now check this out
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>>702981552
>>702981436
The "Im fitting in and bullying those who arent" starter kit. this place is so pathetic
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I should move onto something else
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>>702981338
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>>702981523
Why do you say the drug game is strong? I always have trouble finding sheeeit
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>>702981646
Looks like someone can't see a joke. Are you perchance autistic?
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>>702981488
why would you tell me that? Im saying that they dont have to tell you, and thats exactly what snopes says
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>>702981646
no dumbass, we just understand that you cant do anything to op just because you know she lives in sac
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>>702981747
You're weak.
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>>702981791
anyone who uses the word perchance IS autistic
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>>702981781
What is the picture supposed to mean ?
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>>702981747
where do you think you are faggot?
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>>702979506
Shit man
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>>702981929
do you perchance have a point?
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in your case, she's always a cop.
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>>702965395
Jesus Christ, you are dumb.
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>>702981883
Wrong. I'm the opposite, to the point ive transcended your pathetic antiquated methods of striving for social validity.
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>>702981883
Your week.
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>>702966658
i have that poster framed above my tv
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>>702981747
this isn't one of those safe rooms you spend so much time in
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>>702981979
I think im at herdmentality.org, and you're demonstrating that.
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>>702981864
I think you're underestimating me
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>>702982043
keep telling yourself that, cuck
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>>702981776
this is sad
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>>702982126
Is this what stupid people respond with when they can't formulate an actual position?
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>>702982043
>striving for social validity on /b/
you're really confused aren't you anon
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>>702981976
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Even the frat boy that sells me dime bags of weed knows not to specifically mention transfer of cash. Anyone who buys heroin definitely knows better
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>>702981807
what are you talking about? you're clearly misunderestimating me
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>>702982207
No I think you're too much of a moron to understand when you're being played for the fool.
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>>702982343
Because you're really playing me for the fool by engaging in a four post conversation on a website with me, kek.


You're not intelligent enough to make this convo entertaining, which is sad.
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>>702982478
And yet you continue
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>>702982343
>>702982478
Y'all having fun?
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>>702960469
>She's a cop, right?
How do we know you're not a cop ?
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>>702982343
>>702982478
Now now kids, you can both share the toy.
Off you go, there's 15 minutes of playtime left on /sci/ where you both can pretend to be smart.
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>>702982576
No, I actually hate this lol
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>>702982636
how do we know 4chan isn't a cop?
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>>702982527
Yes? Took a degree to figure out i'm continuing to post, i'm sure.

You're actually acting like making these posts is hard or takes so much energy that simply typing this means you've won something? You've got some issues
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>>702982638
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>>702982695
how do we know hiroshimoot isn't a cop?
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>>702982043
Im getting serious autismo vibes.

Pic related, is this you?
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>>702982735
I actually work in fast food man, I'm not all that smart, if that's what you're getting at
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>>702980587
They do not. So long as money does not exchange hands.
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>>702982899
they're just a couple of hunks
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>>702979386
It looks like Maeby F√ľnke got microwaved.
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>>702981156
It's not yours either
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>>702981156
>you're
>idiot
Christ.
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Genuinely lost in the sheer autistic faggotry happening
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>>702982735
wouldnt it be the opposite tho? the fact that it takes no energy and yet you go on anyway. you sound like an elitist autismo
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>>702983162
i will kill you
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if i ever lost my dick in some sort of industrial accident i would spend all my time trolling vice pigs. i'd show up and they would try to bust me but i would drop my pantaloons and my balls would flop around but i wouldn't have a dick, because of that goddamn accident. i can't have sex and you can't either, because you're a cop, not a hooker. let's get back online and do this again.
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>>702967025
>>702966616
so did she die or what
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>>702982899
Sweet dubbalicious
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>>702983267
Me too
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>>702982916
funny how you the guy calling the anon a cuck, cucked yourself in the end
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>>702983436
Yeah, but that's not the day she died.
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>>702983492
what goes around cucks around
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>>702983441
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>>702983523
>>702983436

Oh shit just saw you're in 916 too. How do you find these dirty hookers in 916?
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>>702983334
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>>702977821
Technically he has connects since he meets with junkies on a weekly basis
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>>702979867

You're probably gone but I wouldn't worry about it, most places start with a lot more grappling than striking unless you specifically find a kickboxing based gym.

Even so, you'll always have a mouth guard in. Mouthgaurds now are fucking dope, you boil them and they melt to form exactly to your teeth pattern, so comfy.

Getting teeth punched out is incredibly rare, I haven't seen it once, not at the gym or in recorded fights.

Broken fingers and toes, torn muscles, ligaments or tendons, and herniated discs/ back problems to a lesser degree are much more common but still something you'd never expect to see every day.

Just do it mang.
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>>702983674
I'm probably not in the 916, given that I don't know what that is.

The one on the ground was Backpage. The one trying to keep her breathing was referred to me by her
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>>702984012
pretty sure there's a board where you can talk about wrastling, pervert. go there.
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>>702968814
If the cop asks you it's entrapment.
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>>702984094
gross, this heifer has hip dysplasia.
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>>702984291
Shh be nice, I liked this one
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>>702960469
whats the story behind this?
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>>702984485
yeah, it was a shame when she got put down.
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