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Dubs decides what I text my girlfriend.
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I think we should break-up...
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send me nudes bitch
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You are a fucking whore
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You really need to get tested for HIV. I'm so sorry. x
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YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY, WATCH THIS!

SUCC
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>>702959622
Winrar dude
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>>702960044
"Still love your tight pussy, send nudes bae <3"
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>>702960168
re-roll
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I'm horny bae, nudes?<3<3
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>>702960044
When are you going to let me sniff your asshole?
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I wanna try anal
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>>702960044
drip hot wax on ur body and and touch ur self and send a vid
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>>702960644
winrar
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>>702958564

Deliver here first you fucker
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send nudes
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>>702961044
WINRAR
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>>702960644
Dude why
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>>702959245
is that a dick??

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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>>702961148
just thought you'd like some dominant play ;)<3
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>>702959245
why do every potential creepshot has to have a cat to ruin it? are you fucking this cat, anon? sell the cat, buy wine, feed her wine. fuck her in the arse untill she bleeds. then use her blood to fuck her again
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wanna try anal?<3<3
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Also do you think we can have a three way with your mom

If shes busy Your dad can work to
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Sorry bae, I feel sick. I miss you, can you send me some hot photos?
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>>702961555
TRIPS I'LL POST IT IN A SECOND
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Loving you is so easy.

There are so many reasons why I love you…

The little things you do, the simple gestures you make, the feelings and thoughts that you share with me. I adore the way you look, the way you move, and your infectious smile.

There are so many things to love about you!

Do you know I love it when you daydream and you think no one is watching?

Do you know I love the way your eyes sparkle when you tell a funny story?

Do you know that I love the shape of your ears?

Do you know I love to watch you sleep?

I could go on and on.

It's important to me that you know that I love you - and how much I love you.

So whatever it is that you are doing, thinking or saying, as you go about your day -- know that I am there with you, loving you.

Much Love,
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>>702961341
that cat is better than you
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Sorry, I don't think I've told you about my autism have I?
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Can I shit on your face?
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Help doods
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babe, let me take a shit on your stomach
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>>702962119
Awwwww im your friend now
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I wrote you a poem

Swig-swag-swiggity-swoodle,
I wanna see you on another man's doodle.
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>>702961611
op deliver this
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>>702962119
Nah I'm by myself, really horny tho
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>>702961775
Thx just copy pasted this to my gf
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>>702962119
just as nasty as your snatch, bitch.
you better suck my dick tonight while i sniff on your moms panties.
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Someone was fucking with you.

I'm sorry babe. Think I can get a sexy pic to help me get through the day?
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OP is texting himself and pretending to have a girlfriend and we are all pathetic losers buying into it. Let's all kill ourselves.
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>>702962119
Dont worry baby
Once we get hot and heavy it dont mater whos with us
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I know you fucked your dad
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>>702962119
I need to cum
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Can i see your tits right now
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lol nicole you're so funny
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Send her this pic
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>>702962261
Reroll
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Stick a shampoo bottle up ass and push it in and out at a medium pace
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Is my dick the biggest you've had?
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>>702962464
Reroll
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Sorry, I'm posting this concersation on 4chan, a website full of pedophiles and losers. I still love you. Sorry.
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Could you finger your self at work
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>>702962119
If its that gross ill just call my mom and ask her

Jeez
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Hey babe, just forget my last messages. I'm just on the internet, showing stranger internetguys a pic of you with wide open spread legs and ask them what I should write you. But now it's over. I had my fun, now it's your turn. Wanna do some pegging with me? :*
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Sorry, I'm posting this concersation on 4chan, a website full of pedophiles and losers. I still love you. Sorry.
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>>702962980
This
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>>702963059
re-roll
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I know that you cheated on me
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i'm sorry, i'm just afraid you will dump me for someone better then me
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>>702963224
roll for that
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>>702962750
"Go into the bathroom for the photo, i'm feeling really bad. pls <3"
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>>702962980
Reroll
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>>702963312
bump
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>>702963224
Reroll
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Come on honey, just a fast pic of your legs wide open <3 You can finger youself on work, let's have fun
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Yeah your right I think I'm having a stroke, and i'm also cumming omg call 911 fuck
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>>702963312
rerolls
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I must admin I fucked Kate behind your back. Sorry babe
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Do you want to bring someone over for a threeway?
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I'm jerking off pls send me a pic <3
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>>702963312
do this one
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Sorry honey I though you were INGENUOUS GAY
ahahah peanut weaanus :)
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>>702963312
roll
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I want to film you fisting your mom.
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if you loved me, you would let me cum on your face tonight
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I'm jerking off while thinking about you fucking someone else in the office, send me a hot pic come one
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>>702963496
Roll for bathroom pic
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I can't wait for you to come over Sam. My gf is working right now so we won't get caught
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I'm pretty sure your boss doesn't care. I know you're fucking him
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DICK OUT FOR HARAMBE BITCH
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>>702963577
You got dubs. Bathroom nudes
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>>702963690

reroll
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can i have pusy pls
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>>702963577
you put her name on /b/? are you daft?
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That big black cock felt so good in my ass
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>>702963312
rollllll
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>>702963766
That's dubs and it's a 6. Nudes, or a message? Pick one
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>>702963650
Roll
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>>702963059
Reroll
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I'm ending my life in 5 minutes babe. Sorry. I can't take it anymore. No police
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>>702963312
this
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>>702963777
winrar!
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>>702963777
Trips. Nudes
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>>702963777
Winrar?
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>>702963690
reroll again. effin zeros
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>>702963777
That's not her name, I'm not dumb. That's her friends name
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>>702963577
i hate your jew-nose
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>>702963650
roll
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>>702959245
> i know how you feel now after anal
and send a pic of your ass
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>>702963650
Reroll
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>>702963861
nudes
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>>702963861
Nudes
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Posting nudes
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>>702963985
rolly the reroll
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How do you takescreenshots without it showing up?
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>>702963961
so we could look her friend up on Facebook and deduce her name?
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>>702963861
nudes ftw
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>>702963944
winrar
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Rolll
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>>702963990
reroll
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Will you marry me?
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Honey pls, I'm comiiiing!
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you're the only one that matters to me. Everytime you walk in the room my knees go weak and I feel like I just fallen down 3 flights of stairs. If you could only feel the intense emotions I feel for you, you'll know that when I say I love you I mean it
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>>702964432
reroll
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can i cum in your fart box?
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Post nudes
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>>702964155
Dumbass newfags can't see this is a thinly veiled Personal Army request.

Anyone who started visiting this website after 2010 should be executed.
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I want to cum in your ass again, you down?
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>>702964508
>>702964432
reroll
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>>702964268
Re roll
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>>702959245
ayy lmao
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>>702964138
Get a screen video capture. Turn it on. Go to snap and open nude. Close and thank the Gods. Go to video capture and take screenshot of video nude
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>>702959245
Can I fart in your cum box
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>>702959245
ask her to send you a picture of her penis
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you're the only one that matters to me. Everytime you walk in the room my knees go weak and I feel like I just fallen down 3 flights of stairs. If you could only feel the intense emotions I feel for you, you'll know that when I say I love you I mean it
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why haven't we fucked yet?
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>>702964864
reroll
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>>702965052
almost.... reroll
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I want that you fuck me in the ass
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>>702965066
winrar
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>>702965066
winrar
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>>702959245
Regrets? Hey Op, it´s too late now. Might as well post the rest you have.
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>>702965066
win
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>>702964268
re roll
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>>702963535
3535 winrar
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Should my cock be bigger be honest pls
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>>702965366
winrar
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>>702965366
winrar
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>>702965066
CHECK EM'!
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>>702965366
Winrar
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>>702965366
winrar
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op won't deliver anymore
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>>702965066
>>702965366
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>>702965366
ayy
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>>702965210
Post the original pic pls
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OP got dumped. Abandon thread
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>>702965696
It´s ant sized.
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>>702965710
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Niggers! Niggers everywhere I fucking look!
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>>702965937
Rolling
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Can I tell you a secret? I've always wanted to be came on by some strange homeless guy. Will you help me make that happen?
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>>702965710
I heard about this gangbang club having a get together next week. Are we in? I'd take a cock, I'm all in bae.
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>>702965937
rawl
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>>702966084
Winrar
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All jokes aside. When you get off work I want you and me to make babies tonight. Lots of babies!
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>>702959408
roll for this
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>>702966361
Rolling
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She's actually ignoring me now guys
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>>702959245
̻̺͕̪̗̪̠̘̝̦̩̠̬̣̳͖̭͕̙ͯ̃̊͛̽ͯ̿̔ͯ̌̄̐͌ͦͬ̂R͔͓̯̗̯̲̙̳̗͓̹̖̗̼̈̈͋ͧ̒ͯ ̮͙͇̬̯̞̜͕̥̫̟̙̱̺̮̺̑͆ͭͩ̉͊͑̃̉͒̃ͮ̄͒̋E͈͓͙̖͙̳̜͇͎̭̝̖̜̘̩̳̙̺͌̊͆̄ͪ̊ ̥̰̖̦͚̲̗̈́̈́̔̀ͣ̿͐E̯̱̝̥͉̩̞̳͇ͩ̀ͮ͂ͯ̀͂ͯ͋̎ͣ̉͊̌̊͑̚ ͔̬͙̰̪͎̺͇̘̹̖̜̠͓̽ͦ͐̈̿͐̇̚Ḛ̹͇͔͈̣ͨ͂ͩ͌ͮ̋̇͆̇͒̌̅̎̃̃͋̐ͣ̿ͅ ͚͍̲̗̺͔̭̩̟̖̩̰͎̰̯̞͓̾ͯ̑̆͌ͦ̅ͭ̾͑̉̆̈́̀ͦ̆Ȅ̩̖̤̻̹̤̱͍̤͙͍̘͚͈͆̍͐̎̎̑͆̌ͩ͆ͭ̑ͧ ̦̱̼̤͔̯͕̝͇̺̦̙͚̤͓̣̼̈̌̊ͤ̀͊͒̓ͧ͋ͮͪ̂̀̎̏͋ͅE̞̹̫̳͉̜͈̬̮͇̩̙̲̠̠̦̝̬͕͌ͧͪ͊̾̊͌̑̓͂ͮ̉͌̌̇̊ͭ ̹̜͎̟̬͔͉̰̪̝̤̝͉͓̮͈̟͎̋̄ͣ̿̐ͭ̆̃͑́̆̿ͅĕ̮̰͉̘̤̦͂ͧ̅̋̉͐ͦ ͎͙̪̪͙̄ͫ̽ͭ͐̏͒͂̑e͕̬̣̯̯̰̮̼ͦͣͯ͊̽̒̅̇ͬ͋̑̍͆̓͑͂ ̱̞̤͕̫̺͙͖̰ͨͨ͋̃ͨͤ͋̽ͣ̆͛͒̉e͚͓͎͖̱̭̩͕̲̳̳̝͒̇̒̾͂͑̄͊̀̋ͤͪ̇ ̟͇̗̥̲̠̼͋͗̄̐̐ͨͨ̊ͭͣͩͧͩ͋̇ͪͬͪē̘͎̞͇̲̤̙̖͙̲̈́ͯ̄̊ ͉̠̲͔͓̟̯̙̱̟̙͚̟ͧ͛́͒̋̅̎̉̐ͦ̃̊͑͂ͣ̚̚e͈͈̱͇̫̗̞̜̥͍͓͎̝͉ͧ̉̐͗ ̘͔̗̰͎̖̣̖͙͕͖̘͚͒ͣ͋̽̓̃̿̽̆́͐̍̔ͬ̾̈́ͅe̺͚̳̭͎̰̦̱͍̰̜̳̩̩͕̠͊ͬ͋ͩͫ̃́̆̒̂̎ͭ͑ͅ
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>>702966361
Re roll
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Hey babe, U look like you have a dick in that pic in the 4chan /b/ thread...
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>>702965710
Babe seriously can you help me kill myself tonight?
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>>702966361
>>702966499
WINRAR
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>>702966462
Fuck that bitch. Go to her work and school her ass up. You're going to let a female treat you like that? Beta fag.
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Idc u weak stupid cumbucket, nudes pls , also rate my dick?
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>>702966499
ayeee
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>>702966632
Roll
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I guess she's done
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>>702966655
double aye
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>>702965710
I just jacked off and came on my own face. Epic. #SelfCumshot
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This thread is getting good
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>>702966361
>>702966499
Do it op
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>>702966731
Its the other way around, my friend
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>>702966755
THE FUCKING TRIPLE AYE
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>>702966788
Winrar
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>>702965937
One last roll
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"You know I sent you're nudes to all my friends?"
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Ohhhh shit so many dubs
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>>702966894
does he have to misspell *your, too?
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>>702966894
Rollin for this
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You know what, fuck the babies, let me put my whole fist in you, whore
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