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What would you do to me, /b/?
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Shout misogynistic remarks at you because you look like a feminist bitch.
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show us your tits op
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>>702956446
NEW TIME STAMP BITCH OR UR FAKE

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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Do a 180 and walk backwards
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give you stds
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>>702956446
We will ignore you. Unless you post tits with timestamp.
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Take you on a romantic dinner, and then anal.
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>>702956446

are you female?
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Fran├žaise?
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shave your head
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>>702956446
Nothing, I'd just continue on with my day
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>>702956710
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>>702956446
Kill yourself trap

>>>/lgbt/
shitposting faggot
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>>702956446
I would ask you what part of France you are from and after your answer I would say in my best French, "Ooh la la...oui...oui"
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>>702956446
You look great
Now tits and rate me
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>>702956446

wtf, you dude gay faggot with a saggy penis partially transitioned to trannyfaggotry
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All of you faggots would fuck her irl if you had the chance. Lol
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>>702956446
Take you out for strawberry cream frapucino
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Go fuck your fuckin little cunt you feministic bitchhhh
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Would eat your asshole while you farted into my ear as I masturbated with my feet listening to the sound of your heart beating in sync with michael jackson's bad
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>>702956869
I can feel your fatness and your fedora from here
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>>702956446
Assist you in improving your penmanship
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>>702956446

suck your dick
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>>702956446
Choke you while I vigorously flick your clit with my peen.
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>>702956446

Get you some lip gloss and hair conditioner.
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Not fake boys
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I would spit at you unless you showed me your cock
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>>702956446
I would ask you to smile.
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>>702957022
...retard
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>>702956446
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Do you like Marina and the Diamonds? My favorite song is Froot
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>>702957220
Would get op plastic surgery
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POST TOES.
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>>702956885
0/10 you look like a cuck
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come to taychan.eu/int/, we're gonna treat you better that these obese spermfags
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>>702957103
kek
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SHOW FEMININE PENIS OR FUCK OFF FUCKING FAGGOT
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>>702957156
Boys? .... So yr a trap?
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>>702957156
wow so much anger from this community of thirsty neckbirds lol

just ignore all of the haters OP, they are all insecure little boys that don't know how to talk to a woman.

Do me a favor and reject all of the adds that you are receiving now because honestly, it's most likely not going to end well, they will harass you and bully you but I won't let that happen.

Add me on skype (hitman90001)

you can use my shoulder to cry on or we can just talk about life heh.. :P

muah xoxoxoxo
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Post dick op
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>>702956446
fuck you doggystyle on my backseat while your head hangs out of the window and a bunch of disgusting guys from craigslist line up to shove their dick down your throat and cover that bitchy face in cum.
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>>702957156
waddup
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What would you like us to do OP?
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>>702957156
write "nicolas" on your paper so you can prove you're not fake
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>>702957156
Fuck is up with your lips? All dry and cracked.
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>>702957424
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OP show penis pls
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First,gently pull off your white shirt,slowly throw you to the couch,politely hold your hair and push your head to my dick in civilized manner.Afterwards courteously i fuck your pussy till you cry blood because of lack of tears in your eye pouches.
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I would poke your bewby and giggle
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>>702957474
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I would fuck you with my baby dick
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>>702957156
Cool kiss for you
Rate me
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>>702957156
Nasty fucking lips
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>>702957220
Definitaly a fucking disgusting guy.
Ugh
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>>702956446
>Implying this isn't a dude
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>>702956446

Please make me a fan sign! "I Love Fit Billy!". I'll love you forever!
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Don't listen to these faggots, they are nothing like me. I am a supreme gentleman, my name is Elliot. Come on a date with me. :))
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>>702956446
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>>702956446
Ask you to bring me some beer fast bitch
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>>702957711
zozzle/10
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Dick pic
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>>702957794
10/10 you must be a stud
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I'd treat you to an impregnation and be a good father.
You'd love that.
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>>702957156
TITTS OR GTFO
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>>702957867
kek
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making paypal for feet wait
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>>702957350
Im mad now
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Hi OP would you suck my big cock? Come baby I know you love cock let me make sweet sweet love to you my sweet princess
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>>702956446
Gabriela?
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>>702956446
I'd call in every major news channel and tell them that michael jackson is still alive
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>>702958456
Yes dad?
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>>702958558
whatup homie
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>>702956446
Take you out for a picnic.
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Hi its me again. I don't understand why you wojn't date me. I'm so much better than these guys. I have a nice house, I drive a nice car, I'm a real gentleman. So why can't you love me?
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>>702956446
With your kik a fucking juicy cum tribute
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>>702958356
Wtf is up with that dick? The skin looks like it's ripping off
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found our OP gents. this thread was suprisingly entertaining.
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>>702956446
lay you down on the bed and spank to till your ass was red, then flip you over and jam my cock into your mouth, facefucking you until i was about to cum while pinning your arms, then i would pull out of your mouth and jizz in your bellybutton, filling it up with liquid semen.
after that i would make you stir the bellypot of jizz with your finger and then arch your back so the semen drizzled down your stomach and chest between your tits, and across your neck as you tried to lap it up off yourself, all while i fingered your vigorously.
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Id sit down beside you and tie your legs and boobs. Then id teach you to write September right without capitals in the middle you fucking twig
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>>702956446
kiss and goodnight
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>>702958749
Circumcision gone wrong. Probably at an infant age.
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>>702957220
lip balm girl.
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What thw FUCK is wrong with you Anons. Follow the god damn rules, tits and timestamp or get the fuck out. Dont feed the lizarda unless they follow the rules, fuck.
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I'd have really rough nonconsensual sex with you
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>>702956446
Fuck you
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>>702958770
post
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>>702956446
Are you actually Gaby you look so familiar
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Roll trips and I'll show tits guys
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TITS.

OR.

GTFO.
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>>702956737
I'm guessing he isn't.
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>>702956446
lol nigga you ugly
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Ok, send 20 dollars to my google wallet [email protected] and Ill post feet
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>>702956446
This is what's wrong with /b/ this. Fuckin teen newfags thinking this is Instagram or Facebook, your ugly ass selfies don't belong here, your tits do, but not your face, we dun take kindly to dem attention whores 'round here.

>not fake boys!
Omg a special snowflake trying to get attention from an online & mainly-male community, HOW RARE LIKE A FUCKING UNICORN IN THE WILD, OF COURSE WE WILL COMPLIMENT AND PRAISE YOU

plz bitch go be useful and suck dick for money or something
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>>702956446
damn where u from babe?
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>>702957103
Kek kek
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>>702959627
stfu cunt, n shes atleast 23
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Holy shit this is going on for too long.
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>>702956446
post a pic of your penis.
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>>702958813
dude that's one ultranigger foot
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Avoid eye contact and fap to the memories.

Btw tits or auschwitz
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>>702957424
Dude kill yourself
I'm using your post as OC cringe
And stop going on redpill, you sound like Lord of the Cucks.
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ITT bored anons replying with dead memes to a stale pasta shoop

Why? Oh why?
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>>702957156

you're a gay dude
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>>702957794
This is a real gentleman, 10/10
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>>702959579
sent
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>>702956446
Give you a nice warm unexpected creampie.
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>>702960133
>bored
That's why.
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Show your tits little slut
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SHOW US YOUR TITS.
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call paris jackson, tell her her father, the king of pop is still alive
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>>702960133
moar
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>>702956446

Make you pregnant and bust my load inside of your ass while you give birth.
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if >>702960291 sent money then tomorrow you'll see my pretty feet:3
You cucks wish you had a girl like me.
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>>702959999
Quads has spoken
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Kiss you
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>>702956446
cut yourself
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>>702960133
>Dead memes.

No meme on the internet is 100% dead faggot.
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>>702957156
TITS OR GTFO.
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>>702959579
Reported for solicitation.
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you know what to to:

TITS
OR
GTFO
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>>702959999
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Suit up, as pictured, maybe find some latex for you to where. Have you suck and spit all over my cock and jack me off.
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Is OP gone
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>>702960978
umm what? how much i already sent
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>>702958813
>liquid semen
???
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>>702960452
You already ate it, you fat fuck! It's ok. I'm fat too.
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>>702957156
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>>702957156
What's your ass smell like?
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>>702962005
Show me your tits faggot here's mine.
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>>702957424
>muah xoxoxoxo
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>>702962363
keked
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Cum on your Pantyhosed Feet!
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>>702957156
tits out with that same face
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>>702956688
Sooo you back up into her?
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>>702962214
Cumming on a trap
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>>702960452
This upsets me
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>>702956446
sex
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>>702956446
MJ/10
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>>702956446
Suck your feminine penis
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include me in the screencap
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>>702960978
Bitch yo feet look like this.
I fixed this for you. You're welcome:
"You cucks wish you had a TRAP like me."
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>>702962214
winrar kinda
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>>702956446
Show us your pussy.
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>>702956446
Make you dye your hair, become fat, infiltrate a feminist headquarters. Then bomb the place for glory.
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>>702966121
There is definately no pussy mate!
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>>702956446
pick your bigass nose flick the boogers at your windows then anal
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>>702956446
Eat your ass
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>>702966310
>>702956446
Do it, show us yours vagina
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>>702957794
10/10 Gental men of year
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>>702957424
gr8 b8 m8
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Call the Ghostbusters.
Inb4 you call me ignorant
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>>702956446
I would connect your thingy with my kajigger until we reached optimum.unctiousness.
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I'd fuck you , don't give a fuck if your a dude or not , shave the ass , all feels the same
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>>702967663
>all feels the same
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>>702967787
Even your ass commander , tight an slippy
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Take you out for a nice dinner
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>>702958501
Internet Explorer
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>>702959999
Quality get
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>>702960049
>taking the bait
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>>702963276
Seems like it, yes.
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>>702956446
Teach you some grammatical skills!.
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>>702957424
Haha holy fuck someone get this faggot some water
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Op. Let me tell you something? You come round here fishing for compliments... You get all this shit coming. Now spread your ass.
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>>702957028
kek'd
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>>702956446
TITS OR GTFO
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the dishes
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>>702956446
Id probably fuck ur face. You look like youd enjoy a good face fucking.
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lawed
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Ayyy lmao
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