We hate on riceboifags, pic related, this sideways cap wearring cretin actually told me the upturned tailpipe provides "down force" for "high g turns".
What is it wit you idiot ricers that allows you to self delude? Is it a mass hysteria thing? is it the weed?
Here's my rice rocket faggot
OP stop being such a faggot
tell me im a riceboifag and give me one reason.
>Pro Tip: You can't
life span is good / engine is good / overall looks good
I stopped reading after 'riceboifaggot'
Anyone, literally anyone, who spells boy 'boi' is a fucking faggot. I'm sure you had pure intentions, but I won't participate in your endeavors, you fucking homo.
Wut so your price range is 2k?
Here some examples of nice cars within 5k
-Audi A4/A3 up to 2007
-Accord Coupe V6 (only this version and in manual)
-MX5 (cheap parts)
Now if u cant afford any of these, save money instead of putting them into ricing ur rusty civic
jap cars are so much cheaper and more reliable than german, at least in the usa. and aftermarket (quality) parts are way more common and cheaper than germ
but don't get me wrong, I love german cars so much more, but I can see why someone would rather tune a civic over a bmw or audi
yea i understand. Just here its like the biggest shame when you drive a tuned jap car. do you have some prices in head ? new jap cars cost here like 20k € when german cars start at 30k € new
that's a lucky steal, here in bc you'd be lucky to find a b5 for that money...
only one from your list that you can get for that price in the bc interior is a mx5 maybe accord v6.
not all Hondas are slow.
But if it's slammed to the ground it more than likely is
Sources: Slammed one hasn't even came close to me
>this sideways cap wearring cretin actually told me the upturned tailpipe provides "down force" for "high g turns".
You sure he wasn't just fucking with you because you looked like a fucking neckbeard autist in that fedora?
yeah new german cars are at least 40k USD if you want the base stuff. jap cars are just a better deal financially on parts and insurance alone.
plus newer jap cars so here aren't much bc amerifat wants space and mpg's so car guys go for older jap and german cars but at that point german cars start loosing their reliability and although the cars depreciate, parts don't
350 are pretty fast, i think they hit 5.5 to 60mph, the downside is tiny interior so price/performance is good but price/comfort perks is low. I heard their engines have some issues over 200k kms which should be fixed in 370
The vq35de is a shit tier engine in the 350s 03 - 06. The 07-08 got the HR series which was a game changer. 370 got the vq37Vhr which is just a beefed up 3.5hr with variable valve timing
I drive a Factory Five Cobra that does 10.8 @ 138. I guess I'm shocked to learn that /b is infested with poorfag riceBOIS...
inb4 " but muh skyline (mythical rice boi wet dream) muh 350z ...
and I have a Dodge Ram diesel and my daily driver is a Prius which averages me to 7.5" in the "vehicle choice := genital size meme)
What I love making fun of is the ricer twats like you that think a 4cyl Honda with a fart can, a parachute ring, and some stickers is a race car.
it's hilarious (and dangerous to my health) sometimes the apoplectic reaction rivers have when they see me Rollin in a street legal 10 second, 560hp naturally aspirated car.
don't be jealous rice twats, you're broke, I get it, but just know that your antics are freaking hilarious...
I never expected this level of ignorance...
I just love how all they can come up with is muh 350z (none of them have one) i cant believe "skyline" hasnt been memtioned. we're talking rice twats here, the civic twat fart canning MORONS that actually believe the electric hair dryer they got on ebay is a "turbo"...
"150 shot nitrous" maybe, about three shots and your 90 hp 4 banger is a grenade...
What is it with these jap cars? Some of the old ones (70' 80') are good, but come on, german cars are superior.
Pic related, my 89' mk2 jetta
Btw 21st century cars are shit
why do people even need super fast cars and ridic things to go on them. i have a dodge ram v10 1994 with little to no changes works great. grow up and get a work vehicle and quit screwing with your rice cars. they are useless.
Beats your fat overweighted amerifag's cars in every corner. Speed on the straight is pointless.
ricer "acceleration" released by fart can
1st gear "bbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaaaUT" nuuuuum(5 seconds to 36 mph)
2nd gear "bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" 6 more seconds to hit 56mph !!!
3rd gear (gettin up there now) bwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut" wawooo hit 60 in under 15 seconds, damn that fart can WORKS!
meanwhile OP 0-60 in 3.2....
too funny to read(and pretty accurate)
My "ricer" will smoke 99% of your shitty American tanks off the lights, and destroy you in the twisties. Have fun being retarded fat cunts and enjoy your greasy burgers.
in a corner yeah. but id have you on the 1/8th and 1/4 all day long. i wouldnt even waste my time. the only chance youd have is if i nuked my engine, which ive done countless amount of times.
>130 replies and counting
Didn't realize there were this many buttmad ricer faggots here.
10/10 bait OP
i hate civics too, im tall and i dont fit in the mat all. i drove 14 hours in one before and i wanted to die. people love these jap cars i dont get it. its like they were built for japs/chinamen.....oh wait...
i love ricers. they usualy fly by me, engines screaming at the redline after i've already beaten them and slowed back down. makes me lol.
>ITT: faggots attempt to justify the money they've spent ricing out their gook-mobiles, when they could have spent less money upgrading to a higher-quality stock model for greater performance
I went with the 1/1500 model very nice on curved roads
Will beat almost any ricer on the streets for $5k new.
Been riding bikes my whole life, never understood the appeal of little asian cars with shit sounding pipes.
Their actually nice cars you put a turbo in that thing and your off to the races things light as shit. but yeah its as gay as those little bmws i always see housewifes who just divorced their husbands driving
Hahaha! This nigger posted a fucking Miata! TOP FUKKIN KEK!
>implying German cars are shit
Overall, they are. Mechanically, german cars are very well made. But the electronics are shit. And for some reason they feel the need to make an ungodly number of these shit electronics play a critical role in engine operation, in that the computer will shut off the engine if any one of these pieces of shit fails. The end result is a car that spends the majority of its time in the shop, with mechanics trying to figure out which sensor to swap out, only for it to break and need to be replaced again in another few thousand miles.
Daily drive this, gt spec 2.0 diesel turbo. Perfect for my longish commute, power when I need it, economy when I don't, and looks I never get bored of. Love it.
i was a carpenter, the company i worked for had a major contract for an apartment building reno. there was a balcony 2 stories up that let go. i slid off before it let go, i landed on my knees and tried to roll. didnt quite work. i didnt really feel much honestly, i was numb. i got my buddy to drive me home. when i got home i knew something was wrong, my girlfriend called the ambulance. long story short i walk fine now i just cant go far and i need a cane. i gotta big settlement and i own 4 rental properties now. i spend my summers drag racing mostly
Ricers like to think that they are unique when they toss on an obnoxious fart-can exhaust on their shitty Civic, and will get assblasted when you tell them the truth: that they should have spent the money on an actual decent car.
But hey, if it means they only ruin their already pretty bad Wapanese cars - and the price barrier stops them from molesting actually decent cars from the start - then let them do it.
And I ain't even one of the "liter or nothing" faggots.
Anything under a 600 is hardly a "bike" but more a "bicycle".
I'll stick with my 'murican ride, thanks anyway...
at least you got trips...sorry bout the back pain. my dad has 3 herniated discs and gets injections once or twice a month. he's on a shitload of medication and has been for like 20 years. that's the hardest thing to deal with imo. back pain is a fucking killer
funny thing is, he used to grow it years ago. but stopped cuz mom was bitching. now he says he won't ever smoke again. weird, but i'll definitely mention it to him seeing as my city just got medicinal marijuana and it could help alleviate the pain. thanks dude, hope you're doing alright now