if /b/ can count from 1 to 10, one number per post, in ten consecutive posts then I will break these eggs and pour them into my anus with a funnel and poet the video here
You people are dumb as fuck.
OP, I CHALLENGE YOU INTO BATTLE.
I have no eggs, but shall insert this cucumber in my ass for /b/ shall be counting to 7. Or quads. I'm lowering the requirements.
If you have some balls, feel free to lower yours as well so we witness whom has less given fucks.
I will put 2 eggs in the pooper if someone can find out the name or sauce on this
okay fuck boy, how about this, im going to put your stupid ass in an unending, undying machine and you will be exiled. you will be forced to wander the lands endlessly. you will no longer feel the pleasure eating, no longer experience the thirst quenching kiss of a cool drink of water. The warming glow of this earth's beautiful sun upon your skin, the supple touch of another being against your body. the life assuring feel of your lungs expanding to the max with a breath of fresh air. soon you will beg to feel anything with only the memories of sensation from the days of when your existence was worth more than that of a pair of eyes doomed to witness the passage of time as events unfold before you, and you will have no impact and they no impact on you. you will descend into the deepest reaches of true madness, wishing to even feel the slightest bit of anything. even the most immeasurable amount of pain would seem like a comforting feeling to you, at least then it would be something. then after you've reached the breaking point, point where existence means nothing, the point of no return... you will continue... for there is no end to sadness, there is no end to lonelyness, there is no end... to eternity...
it's called penis
some men posess those organs, though the functions aren't fully known to this day. some we already established include putting into deceased cats, roedeers and cutting parts of it for doubiuos pleasures