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if /b/ can count from 1 to 10, one number per post, in ten consecutive posts then I will break these eggs and pour them into my anus with a funnel and poet the video here
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>>702940320
fail
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>>702940412
Stupid nigger u broke it get cancer
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ok, no one post and I'll just do this
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k...
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>>702940536
you stupid fucking cuntlick
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>>702940484
I'm sure everyone will listen and let you samefag your way through ten posts so that OP doesn't deliver.
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No one fucking post
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>>702940239
>poet the video here
so,like, you'll just describe it to us using beautiful words and rhymes?
i'm game
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>>702940239
if dubs, you must accept this counting from 1 to 10
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now accepting bets on how long roody-poos will continue attempting this before giving up. Side bets on whether they rage also accepted.
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nigger
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set the page to auto load and just wait...
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shut up all your fuckers or op won't ever poet to us
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mjews did 9/11
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If dubs this will count as a win

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>>702940888
2, also notice dem trips
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>>702941190
I'm only into female sports celebrity haiku. Is it going to be a haiku OP?
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>>702941295
>>702941233 was also me
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There's no way this is happening. He's already got the eggs and the funnel, just do it
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alright guys i got an idea. whoever sumbitted this post
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start again and NOONE else comments
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Eleventeen
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If dubs this counts as a win
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>this post will not be dubs
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>>702941758
fuck you
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if this post ends in 7, we stop counting and op must do it
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If this post ends in a number then things will happen
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>>702941330
>haiku about 10 eggs in faggot's asshole
/b/ deserves it
/b/ really fucking deserves it
OP, deliver and you shall be screencapped
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the fourth number
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Op will never get his anus omelette
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7 million
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OP here. Will do it if you faggots get quints.
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ruining it for everybody
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Haiku for the anus-mlet

For two eggs in my butthole
Idiot counts to ten
Howtobasics sure has changed
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>>702942459
quints? come on man no one got quints since 2015
lets say quads?
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>>702942530
go on op, we know you want it badly
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this thread is pathetic
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You dumbasses aren't good at math. Odds only being 1 in 10,000,000,000. There is likely no post on this fucking board ever to have this happen.
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FUCKING retards pls updtae the page before posting thx
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Quints get ez
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quads!
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You know you want those eggs op
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i fucked up
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You people are dumb as fuck.
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Still no takers on the betting? I would have thought someone would take the smart money on never.
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Ruined.
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Trips says do it
>check em
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12345678910 fuck you post it already you faggit I know you've already done it
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>>702940239

OP here. I'll never let you retards win.
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>>702944450
and so went the quints
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Trying again...

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OP, I CHALLENGE YOU INTO BATTLE.

I have no eggs, but shall insert this cucumber in my ass for /b/ shall be counting to 7. Or quads. I'm lowering the requirements.
If you have some balls, feel free to lower yours as well so we witness whom has less given fucks.
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>>702944594
pretty hot tbh, can you timestamp it with the lubricant you'll use next to it?
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>>702944594
wow why did you carve into it you could have eaten it after you put it in your ass now its ruined
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>>702944555
FUCK
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>>702944728
>implying he still needs lube
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>>702944594
now that's a promise of some quality content.
are you french btw?
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>>702944555
Trips
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If trips you do it now
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>>702944781
Written down nigga...
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>>702944444 QUINTS WINRAR

EGGS IN POOPER
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>>702941986
You got it wrong dumbass. Its 5 7 5
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>>702944444
WINRAR
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>>702944984
written where. the sticker is hint but not proof in any way
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>>702945181
op should do it, i just bring him ideas, faggit
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>>702945224
Omelette du fromage. There, proof.
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kek. proof accepted
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still motherfucking mad that piece of shit on the other thread stole my fucking quints
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>>702945716
u shit nigger kys
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>>702945573
I saw that post and now i see this post. Why dont you get a god damn life, you fucking autistic neckbeard piece of fucking SHIT FUCK YOU BITCH
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>>702945573
You were 4 off, you weren't close.
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Y-you too
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>>702945573
go there, tell him what he did to you. make him look at a scat pics for what he did and derail the thread he's in. he shouldn't take those stuffed assholes from you
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Wow man chill u fuckin moron
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I've counted up too 13 son if you think pretty trolling can stop me you have another thing coming
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>>702940239
Yuck.
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>>702946063
No. Yourr PATHETIC AND WORTHLESS. NO ONE LOVES YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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Holy shit ur abusing all caps
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>>702946321
Yeaj ust like YOUR MOM AVUSED YOU PROBABLY, PATHEITC ASS.NIGGER SHIT FUCK YOU
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Cucumber anon : I lower the delivery to a count to 5 only... looks hard enough for y'all.
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>>702946405
Fuck man u really hit a nerve there jee
z how bout this
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>>702946499
Fag
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Fuck this thread
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>>702946499
just do it. we know you can't really say no to that juicy piece of aubergine
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GOOD LOL FUCKING FAGGOT OH WAAAAH MAH QUITZ WERE STOLEN WAAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NIGHER DICK SUCKING SHIT LICKING CUM DRINKING QUEER ASS BITCH
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Can u also post a number while whining thx
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>>702946958
i count 7 of them.
thus the requirements oc cucufag are met
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Let's lower to 4 instead of five...
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>>MODS help us out here
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>>702942530
This is wrong. It follows a 5-7-5 pattern, moron.
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There was no 2 asshole
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you fucking did it. only you used wrong numbers
man are you a loser
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I will put 2 eggs in the pooper if someone can find out the name or sauce on this
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This thread is retarded
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You can't spell anything with a keyboard like that.
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You can spell "I'm gay"
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>>702948451

man, have you ever heard of sysyphus?
I'm so keking
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>>702947804
come on.... that counts, r-right?
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Gamma
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>>702948162
okay fuck boy, how about this, im going to put your stupid ass in an unending, undying machine and you will be exiled. you will be forced to wander the lands endlessly. you will no longer feel the pleasure eating, no longer experience the thirst quenching kiss of a cool drink of water. The warming glow of this earth's beautiful sun upon your skin, the supple touch of another being against your body. the life assuring feel of your lungs expanding to the max with a breath of fresh air. soon you will beg to feel anything with only the memories of sensation from the days of when your existence was worth more than that of a pair of eyes doomed to witness the passage of time as events unfold before you, and you will have no impact and they no impact on you. you will descend into the deepest reaches of true madness, wishing to even feel the slightest bit of anything. even the most immeasurable amount of pain would seem like a comforting feeling to you, at least then it would be something. then after you've reached the breaking point, point where existence means nothing, the point of no return... you will continue... for there is no end to sadness, there is no end to lonelyness, there is no end... to eternity...
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Lowering the threshold to 3...
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>>702946494
please someone explain this

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>>702948703
it starts good, then it gets meh and fake
wasted pasta, needs rewriting
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>>702948878
it's called penis
some men posess those organs, though the functions aren't fully known to this day. some we already established include putting into deceased cats, roedeers and cutting parts of it for doubiuos pleasures
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hi there
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>>702949504
Yay, now I get to watch a butt get cucumbered.

>>702949536
Hi.
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