Right here, precious.
How about you lose the shirt?
Just here? What a great news.
Still, shirt? Which shirt?
I don't wear a shirt!
Though I would like too, I feel a little cold.
Lep me ohher yo a vahm uh behore so you don'h hwish your mushle!
(Let me offer you a warm up before so you don't twist your muscle)
Seems good to me. Now your turn, I need to be warmed.
Wish I could dump but I'm not on my pc, have my favorite toy instead :D
One day you will save enough and get one, I'm sure of it!
*Wow, that's hard! I'm happy I trained myself (see pic). I'm gonna try to look like a bad boy, that'll please him...*
Wow, that's good, but...
*shit what can I say?*
... But I bet you can't do it faster.
*Yeah, that's good. And I bet he really can't.*
I would love to share it to you, but I'm french so the CV is in french. But it's pretty good I think.
*Woah, *hush* didn't think *hush* he could go *hush* that fast...*
Be carefull, *hush* I'm not enough lubed!
*and I'm already *hush* so near to cumming...*
*Fuck, so tight...*
Heh, now don't be shy, let me hear you *Knots*
Here's my CV. I made very slight changes you probably won't even see, just so I don't share all my private life online.
How hot are the summers there? Do you have problems with bugs?
Tu devrais faire vérifier ton CV par un proche connaissant bien l'orthographe car il y a beaucoup de fautes.
Je te conseille de retirer ta photo également et d'enlever les couleurs (remplace les barres de couleurs par des barres gris pâle)
Pour ton année 2014, essaie de formatter un peut mieux ton diplôme et l'option pour que ce soit plus clair.
Sinon c'est très bien!
*Damn, that feel so good it's hard to talk*
I'm traying to say that *Gnnn* I'm... *haaaan* I'm not enough lubed!
Sorry I said you wasn't... *HUNGGGGG* You are totally able to go fast!
Thanks! For my birthday I would love to have a sex toy from bad dragon for gift, but most of the people I frequent aren't dirty enough...
This or a big dick from a feminine guy.
L'orthographe, je l'ai fait vérifier par un prof de français et un écrivain, les deux m'ont donné des corrections différentes sur les même mots...
La photo et les couleurs, c'est pole emploi qui ont insister pour qu'il y en ait...
Après pour mon diplome, si je dit "baccalauréat scientifique option informatique et ingénieurrie", c'est mieux?
Feel good, does it? I can make it even better
It's 4chan, it's the only place I can do embarassing things on. Stop trying to stop me doing shit.
And if you want to stop us to from doing fun things, then suck my dick (in pic here)
The RP in this thread is the most embarrassing I've seen yet.
30 degrees might be pushing it.
I know you people put milk in bags by the way, you freaks.
Oublie les fautes, j'ai mal lu certaines sections, je ne vois pas de faites en fait.
Pour le formattage je voulais plutôt dire de ne pas mettre tout sur une seule ligne ou encore d'utiliser du texte gras.
Mais surtout retire la photo, c'est le plus important
I love your dick!
*Okay I'm warmed up, but it's not for the heat anymore... Just need to find a way not to cum before him...*
What's the rationale behind it? It seems like more hassle and a good way to waste milk.
Aren't I supposed *pant* to hold up the *pant* maximum?
Because *pant* I'm really closed...*pant*
*And him biting my ears makes me even closer*
Si, mais pendant un moment ils ont parler de me raser les cheveux et j'ai même pas le droit d'amener des mecs ou des filles a la maison...
Pire, la porte de ma chambre peut pas ce verrouiller, je dois la bloquer avec une armoire...
I'm not gonna hold you back, darling.
Just let it out
Well the bags I've seen are broader than a carton and I can see the milk spoiling quicker because of this, especially if they are not as easily resealed as a carton. I can also see them being more likely to be broken open during transport or use. Are they not also more likely to cause spills when pouring than a rigid carton? I've never really seen your milk baggies in action though so it's all speculation on my part.
I can see that being the case if the average Canadian is on the ball when it comes to recycling.
You know, even if I already came, you can continue as long as you want...
Oui, des entrevues, j'en ait eu. Et entre les mecs qui me prennent pas parce que (je cite) "Votre nom, ça va pas. On peut pas prendre un type avec un nom pareil", et ceux qui te disent de te couper les cheveux, et qui disent de les laisser pousser quand tu reviens après...
Franchement, c'est déprimant.
is that the best you could come up with
Youll be surprised to hear that inside those bags, there are actually 3 smaller bags of milk, so when you open one, you first put it in a milk bag holder and then cut a piece of the corner. The two other bags stay sealed and fresh longer
Heh..heh... You really... Held out there, didn't you?
Certes, mais la dernière fois que j'ai tenter de me plaindre aux prud'homme (la cour juste pour le travail), ils m'ont annoncer qu'ils ne peuvent rien faire pour moi tant que je ne suis pas employer...
What do you have to offer then?
Dang, I'm all sticky now!
But that was so good...
Do you have some more for my mouth?
Here's my favorite.
I have to say the bagged milk was my main concern but now I'm totally sold on Quebec.
Sorry, sweetheart. I'm spent.
You were pretty good though, you should head around to our Discord, it's pretty chill
Are they the best you could come up with?
I've never had milk in cardboard containers. Something about that seems off-putting.
Same here, dear
Is there somewhere I can find you?
Merci le Québequois!
(I must stop posting these pics, I'm starting to want a dick really bad...)
Too bad. Well, *kiss* and see ya around maybe.
I'm so sorry.
Yeah I know. Even so though.
Kaaat, I just want to know if the rumors are true.
Quads prove that G/fur are the best.
I feel lonely, anyone here to fullfill me with, let's say "dreams and hopes"?
That's not the kind of hard and messy I had in my mind...
I can give you "Hopes and Dreams", if you want.
Ho please, give me these "hopes and dreams", I'm all prepared. And the goatboy is best boy.
You asked for it
What a butt.
And the original version sound a little better, I thing.
Each to thier own, he did a pretty sweet job tho
I must admit it's a pretty good cover.
Just that the original is gold.
Personally, he is my go-to for game ost guitar covers, he's done most of the Undertale soundtrack and other amazing shit from games I haven't even heard of.
I'd seriously reccomend checking him out
Since I already subscribe weeks ago, I won't disagree.
But I usually prefer more symphonics musics.
I have the same cheeks.
Wanna try a ride?
Is this cock better?
Mabye someday, not in the mood rn.
I hope this sustains you until then
Picky? Is this better?
Too bad... But hey, that's okay, do what you want
You wouldn't be a whore, you would be a slut. Now post them.
He's a butt lover
I'm an ass-man too, but I'm not an ass, man
Christ, there's no pleasing you, is there?
Such a whine faggot
Such butt hurt
Want some of this anal cream for you're butt wound that never happened?
Anal cream for you too?
Bitches these days be little whine bitches
Some niggah says sorry about home boi and little bitches be snappen at you like you did it.
Man fuck yeah oh wait! You whine more. Gtfo or stfu.
Hmm, try harder.
my old high school disabled my school account and I can't use my google drive anymore
on the bright side, Doom got cracked today so i'm downloading that
how is everyone today
Quit old job
Ready for new one
Good and bad.
I enjoy my day more at work than I do at home.
Peer pressure is the only way to get anything done.
I'll love your butt.
I would love to meet you in person. I bet you have the most fuckable lips.
Because I have pretty much nothing to do and nobody to talk to at home. And I sort of don't want to waste money on alcohol just yet.
So yeah. Work is actually fun for me right now.
>Peer pressure is the only way to get anything done
isn't true. If I don't accept the first time, I won't accept the third time you asked.
Still, next time I'm fully shaved and alone at home, I may accept a little pic whoring for you...
Bored of the games I have, don't like reading, and not really interested in watching any movies or shows.
Basically why I'm saving up for a new rig.
He's not worth it. I'm sure you're better than that.
remember the name, punk
yeah, i was about to say, if you're working you should save up for a new rig if you're not content with the games you have or can run well enough to play.
i got this a few weeks ago and I'm pretty happy with the results I get ingame
stay up too long?
It only looks that way because of how thick it is. Were it thinner, it'd actually be realistically average to only slightly below average. The retarded sizes you're used to have warped your sense of reality.
Ask hunnibuns, he would know.
I did a lot at the airport
Now at target for remodeling and ocd work
i'm getting a 1060, i think i'll be content with that
i only got this because i'm going to get a 1440p monitor soonish and I'm normally play graphic intensive games whenever i'm not playing Warcraft 3, so I got this for whenever I do end up moving away from 1080. a 1060 isn't a bad choice though.
when you do a thing that's better than what they want you to
My self respect died long ago.
All that matter for me now is the games I devellop, making money, and feeling wanted.
But whoring as a job is way to dangerous nowaday.
Which means? How can I do better to them that what they want me to do?
I'm fine with a 1080p monitor, since I'll be moving up from a 1366x768 laptop monitor
Whip your dick out, and if anyone walks in, tell them to suck it or get out.
which means the better thing is not posting nudes for Snarf
we all win!
i remember when i had to use a crappy old laptop for a while, it was the same resolution but came out around the Vista era
Why would you post nudes at all?
Regardless of whom they are "for".
I've never felt worthy, mostly because of being into both male and female here is seen like being the worst cancer of human being.
Huuu... Okay, I'll do my best. Thanks
It's not hard if you know where to look.
You don't need a cam or mic, take the pictures of yourself and then just toss them over to the person you're gonna give them to.
where do you live?
This is boring. Guess I'll take the dog for a walk or something.
I just have a vague sense of disgust from the idea. There's no real rationality behind it. Just one of those things.
How do you pour milk from a bag without getting it everywhere?
Having sex with females doesn't prove anything - having sex with males does. It's obvious you either have a thing for animals or guys.
How do people even keep erections while being pounded?
Alright, it's this simple:
>Sexually attracted to females: Straight
>Sexually attracted to males: Gay
>Sexually attracted to both: Bisexual
Go and have a real think about yourself.
Just gfur or sfur as well? If you're not attracted to sfur, then the chances are fairly big that you're not straight.