Red leader, standing by.
Red mist, standing by.
Red Menace standing by.
Reddest pic I have on my phone, standing by.
Red Lobster, standing by and ready for your orders
Grey leader here
Porkins get back on target
Red-dot sight standing by; acquiring targets
Reddit standing by. Love me faggots! Im ur leader now!
Red Wedding, standing by
okay fuck boy, how about this, im going to put your stupid ass in an unending, undying machine and you will be exiled. you will be forced to wander the lands endlessly. you will no longer feel the pleasure eating, no longer experience the thirst quenching kiss of a cool drink of water. The warming glow of this earth's beautiful sun upon your skin, the supple touch of another being against your body. the life assuring feel of your lungs expanding to the max with a breath of fresh air. soon you will beg to feel anything with only the memories of sensation from the days of when your existence was worth more than that of a pair of eyes doomed to witness the passage of time as events unfold before you, and you will have no impact and they no impact on you. you will descend into the deepest reaches of true madness, wishing to even feel the slightest bit of anything. even the most immeasurable amount of pain would seem like a comforting feeling to you, at least then it would be something. then after you've reached the breaking point, point where existence means nothing, the point of no return... you will continue... for there is no end to sadness, there is no end to lonelyness, there is no end... to eternity...
Redrum, standing by.
Red Velvet, standing by.
Red Coat, standing by.