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Who is better
cat is better
>>702927626
Dogs. Cats are fucking useless and people who like them are always weird.
>>702927702
I bet youre like 40, alone, and love anime or youre a tumblr whale feminist.
Doggos
>>702927752
yep, plus cats are solitary animals and shouldn't be pets
>>702927626
I have a friend that can accurately tell the difference between a cat person and a dog person.
Cat people think dogs are cool but cats are better
Dog people fucking hate cats
>>702927626
Me. I could easily beat up both those animals.
>>702927752
>>702927813
>I know nothing about cats or people who like them
cats
>>702927938
Thats because cat people are the same people with thay dumbass coexist bumper sticker and fantize about being raped by a refugee.
>>702927938
>Cat people think dogs are cool but cats are better
>Dog people fucking hate cats
i hope this wasnt her accurate description, holy kekking molly
It's not a competition. Both cats and dogs can be good pets. They both give company and love
>>702928178
ye but only one is fuckable if you're desperate
>>702928101
Yea buddy sure thing. Have fun living with a physical version of donald trumps personality.
>>702928127
Ironically i have only seen dog people like that
>>702927752
Cats. Dogs smell and are loud. Dlus dog people are always fucking basic and boring.
>>702928267
>Implying i wouldnt want to live with the meme man
>>702927626
dogs, because i leave my house and aint scared of the world
>>702928313
>cats fucking spit up their own hair
>cats shit in a box in your house
>dogs are gross
The reason you like cats is because theyre psthetic loners like you
>>702928387
I bet Trump is a dog person, he likes power. House cats are weak creatures dogs are powerful. You dont see police cat units.
>>702927871
You can always tell when you someone screen caps their own stupid shit
>>702928760
Alright does a cat have Donald Trumps personality or not?
>>702927752
>>702927813
>>702927871
>>702927901
>>702928127
>>702928404
>>702928522
This place is not for you
>>702927626
Both
Dogs. Even the best cats don't understand the vocal fluctuations in human language the way that dogs do. Why have an animal that dirties all your shit and tries to own your house but you can't communicate with? If I wanted a cat I would get a fish instead that looks neat and minds its own fucking business.
a well trained dog is better, if you don't want to train one properly, get a cat because they are shit and take less effort.
>>702928843
Yep, because it's only funny to one person, and it ain't either of us.
>>702928956
you cant ask which is better and then ask everyone that disagrees to leave, this isnt an american presidency election
>>702927626
Every cat owned by any of my friends has been like an asshole roommate who shows up and maybe does something funny, expects food but ultimately doesnt care about you beyond that. People search for meaning where there is none. Cats dont give very much of a shit about people. Also you have a box full of sand and shit in your house. That shit stinks. Objectively.
>>702928522
>spit up hair
not if you give your cat the right supplements
>shits in a box in your house
no, my cat just goes outside whenever he feels like taking a shit
>dogs are gross
yes, the fucking smell (every last one of them),
they slime and eat shit.
also, I don't want to fucking take the dog for a walk every fucking day.
>>702928956
Okay we'll leave your fantasy land where cats are better than dogs and go back to reality. Have fun sleeping with that body pillow.
>>702929392
Every dog owned by any of my friends has been like a permanent toddler whoe shows up, maybe does something funny, expects food, and needs attention all the time or they start making messes, shitting all over and destroying things.
I like cats because they manage themselves. I'll grab a cat and pet it a while if I want. The can will jump up on me if it needs attention. Both of us do our own thing and can safely ignore the other.
Litter does stink like fuck. You've got me on that one.
> thinking of buying one of those automatic boxes, but not sure how well they really work.
>>702929392
We've all seen that college humor cat vs dog roommate video too.
>>702929406
i'm not american (thank fuck) but is somebody showing off $1 bills in stacks, would that shit even make a $100 bill
>>702929406
>I don't want to fucking take the dog for a walk every fucking day.
>i don't want to leave my basement
>don't even want to move
>pissbottles everywhere
>fear the world outside
so, you're one of these catass-sniffing junkies?
>>702929406
Do you know literally nothing about the animal you own? Probably not, you're probably 12 and your parents take care of your cat. Cats lick themselves which causes hair to get in their stomach which doesnt digest so they spit it back up.
And you let your cat outside? Youre brave, i wouldnt be suprised if a strong gust of wind coukd take out those pathetic creatures.
My dog washes herself in our pond, apparently you live in the city because you mentioned walking a dog. No wonder you like cats, city people are ignorent losers who think theyre importent because they ridd their faggot bikes to starbucks everyday pay $10 for fucking coffee
Honestly just fucking kill yourself.
>>702929782
Cats realize no one likes them so they stay alone most of the time, no wonder you like them.
>>702929951
>city people are ignorent losers
> believing you can stereotype urban or country folks as groups
> suburbanites are cucks though
>>702929892
nope. I don't want to sacrifice my precious free time to a disgusting dog that is fucking dependant as shit.
they both are awesome!!!!! :-) ;-)
>>702927626
would love to try cat
>>702929951
"Dont sterotype urban people"
>sterotypes rural
Cat people really are that fucking stupid like the worthless animal theh prefer. I hope your overweight ass trips over your piss bottles and youd cat eats you alive because youre too heavy to roll over you fucking turtle
>>702930231
wtf, if you're not living in downtown, you just need to open a door for your dog to take a walk by himself.
>>702930521
>piss bottles
Why do you love bringing up piss bottles so much? Unrequited fetish?
>>702930231
In that case i bet your mom wishes shed jusf have bought a cat instead of birthing a terrorist
>>702930640
Thats the first time Ive said it you autistic faggot.
The fact that muslims hate dogs proves that dogs are better
>>702928760
>I bet Trump is a dog person
I bet you're right. Trump is a thin-skinned little bitch who's used to getting his own way. He would want a pet that would follow his every command.
>>702930793
Sure, guy. Sure.
>>702930567
1: im living downtown
2: if you let your dog just wander around, he could eat some shit that would cause his stupid ass to choke or get poisoned
3: in my country, free roaming dogs get collected, because it's not allowed to let them walk alone in public space (and rightfully so)
>>702931296
You chose a stupid pet to keep in a downtown apartment.
>>702930683
this reply makes no sense whatsoever.
My mom has nothing to do with sheds.
I bet your mom wished she had used a condom instead of birthing a communist.
>>702927626
caet
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>>702931282
Why would i even lie about that?
>>702931441
Communists are better than cats
>>702929455
>dawgs r betar if u disgrey wif me u r le animey ven XDDD
>>702929951
ever heard of this cat supplement that makes the hair simply pass through? no?
Well that's because you're an ignorant cuck.
>>702927626
Kitteh
>>702928760
Dogs are loyal. They are subservient
They are submissive. They can be cucked and told what to do
People who like dogs like having control over something. Because they have little control in their own lives.
Cats can also be loyal. Cats can come to you if you call them, but the difference is this:
Cats are not afraid of you. They are not submissive. They are independent. They don't give a fuck about who you think they are. If you give a cat love and respect it will act like a dog, in the sense of companionship. But they will meet bend to your will. They will not do what you say because you want them to. People who own cats understand that life is chaotic, and they have no control over anything but themselves and how they can react to it.
Tl;dr I like both animals, but dog people who hate cats are just insecure. Let's be honest. Faggots.
Stupid Cunt
>>702931674
> XDDD
do your homework and stop browsing /b/ you little piece of shit.
>>702932152
They will not* bend to meet your will
>>702929951
My family has owned 4 cats for about 10 years, and fostered nearly 100 kittens over the years, and we've never gotten a single hairball. Our one cat we let outside doesn't have front claws, and has killed many mice, rabbits, and birds and brought them to us. You clearly don't know anything about cats, you just dislike them and then built your "facts" around that
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>>702932219
Get back to saying stupid shit or this conversation is over
>>702932152
this guy know what's up
>>702932334
All my cats have been outdoor.
They don't shit inside
They don't cough up hair balls inside
Little known fact: cats are actually the apex predator, they together kill more creatures than any other animal (besides humans)
The only reason people hate cats is because they try to have their way with them like a dog and get butthurt when cats dgaf
>>702932152
This x 1000 times
>>702932152
wow, you must have done a lots of psychology studies!
lets be real: people having cats are always akward in some way, no exceptions.
poeple having dogs are nice people, some exceptions: aggresive racists tend to have dogs, not cats.
at least this apllies to all people i met in my life so far.
>>702932898
Did you know, 100% of cucks have dogs?
Weird
>>702932991
but not 100% of dog owners are cucks
>>702933113
You are correct
>>702932898
I don't have a cat or dog, but there's plenty of pretty fucking normal (boringly so) people with cats.
It is true that most single cat owners are more introverted (which increases the likelyhood of them being considered " awkward"), but scientific studies have confirmed that cat people and introverted people are more intelligent in general compared to extroverted people. (aka emptyheaded people with shallow interests)
>>702932991
Did you know, 100% of cat owners takes dicks deep an their ass??
>>702933380
Someone is objectively butthurt
It's okay, just call your dog over and yell at him. It'll make you feel better :^)
ALL cat owners are cucks and autists.
Cats are the psychopaths of the animal kingdom.
Mass murderers. An invasive species. Extremely harmful to our ecosystem, and to us (their saliva alone can kill you, so can a simple scratch).
There's only 1 way to deal with cats.
>>702929392
sometimes i poop in my cat's litterbox and leave it uncovered to remind him who's the boss.
>>702933541
>>702933380
>>702932898
>>702930521
ITT very mad doggos
>>702932152
This.
Dogs are tricked into loving you via hijacked pack instincts; they have been selectively bred into being obedient, happy servants for ten thousand years. A dog is not "man's best friend", its "man's happiest slave".
On the other hand, cats are the only species to have 'domesticated' themselves. Their ancestors voluntarily started hunting the vermin which infested grain silos, which was mutually beneficial for humans and cats. Over the millennia the two species became friends on relatively equal terms, which is why you have to build relationships with cats much in the same way you do with humans. Dog people don't understand this, and think they're "solitary" animals just because they don't immediately worship the ground you walk on when you first meet them.
>>702935078
aaaaand you're blocked (4Chan Pass user here).
don't bother responding, I won't be able to see *any* of your posts. ever again.
>>702928252
Oh you're so fucking edgy. Shouldn't you be in bed by now?
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>>702935741
old meme is old
why can't you just like both, you autistic fucks
>>702927626
I like pussy
>>702932152
>will not bend to your will
complete bullshit.
>>702935078
don't act like you know what you're talking about.
the reason we get along with dogs more easily and have an easier time training them is because we, as humans, share pack mentality. We can treat a dog the same way we treat a child and the dog will come around as aneeded adjusted companion. Cats can also be trained, just as easily mind you, but not in the same manner because they do not share pack mentality like dogs do. People assume cats are these independent or "respect them and they'll respect you" when in reality it's just a different approach at training them to create something with the end result as a dog.
My gf has cats, I was around them when they were kittens and trained them. They barely listen to her, but come to me, sit, like their stomache rubbed, etc, just like a dog.
dogs.
cats are the single most destructive pest species on earth, causing billions worth of damage, made 33+ species extinct (and 25+ are threatened), aquatic mammals are dying due to the toxoplasmosis (a brain parasite) they're the only host of, much like half of the human population, but rather than dying it's linked to schizophrenia in us hence 'crazy cat ladies'
cats are objectively worse than canetoads and any individual species of rat combined, they are far more cancer than the 'pests' they might kill.
'pests' because most rodents they kill are native, removing them actively harms the environment.
only cucks infested with brain parasites like cats.
>>702935846
because cats are objectively shit, they're equal to fleas.
>>702936216
don't forget that theres suggestion that women that are infected with toxoplasmosis while pregnant have a higher chance of having a homosexual child.
>>702936216
native rodents within a dwelling cause disease moron. having cats inside is completely fine, just don't be a retard and raise 50 strays outside
>>702936344
>toxoplasmosis
litterally jewish dog owner propaganda
>>702936516
Don't forget to let your kid play in your cats litterbox
>>702936467
Clearly from what he said he's an Australian and Australian native rodents don't live anywhere near people.
>>702936344
cat owners are faggots by default.
>>702936467
>native rodents within a dwelling cause disease moron
only if you're too retarded to store food properly, rodents aren't an issue if there's no food available.
>having cats inside is completely fine
most cats are outdoor cats.
>>702936516
toxoplasmosis needs a cat to complete it's lifecycle.
there's no cysts without cats.
>>702936516
>refuses to acknowledge an existing parasite.
good job
>>702936767
What about female cat owners bro?
Toxoplasma has a positive effect on their personalities.
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2526142/
>>702936658
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>>702936870
i bet you sheeple have been "vacinated" too
>>702936913
>suggesting that they were more warm hearted, outgoing, conscientious, persistent, and moralistic.
depends on what you consider positive, if anything it just makes them more annoying.
>>702936124
Cats are ambush predators, of course they're more independent than dogs. Just because it's possible to train them doesn't negate anything I said.
>>702936216
>cats are excellent predators and good for pest control
That's the entire reason we keep them around in the first place you fucking idiot.
>they can carry diseases
Just like any other animal. Pretty much every plague in history was transmitted to humans through some domesticated animal or another. Toxoplasmosis is smalltime compared to fucking smallpox from cows, for example.
>>702937084
>sheeple
cats are for housewifes and white trash.
>>702937299
no my point is that house cats are just as obedient as dogs are, especially when raised from birth. They both latch on to and listen to the alpha within their group. If either thinks they are higher in the hierarchy than you, then you fucked up.
>>702937299
>cats are excellent predators and good for pest control
cats are terrible pest control, terriers are far better and even selective in what they kill.
no one keeps cats around for 'pest control', if you've got a rodent infestation you need to learn how to store your food properly.
even if rats were a problem, you're still better off with a bunch of rats shitting in your cabinet than a cat pissing over your furniture it's entire life.
>Just like any other animal.
cats are the only host of this brain parasite that's already infected half of our population.
>Pretty much every plague in history was transmitted to humans through some domesticated animal or another.
mostly fleas, those aren't domesticated.
it's ironic because cats are more prone to fleas than dogs are since 'outdoor' dogs aren't really a thing.
>Toxoplasmosis is smalltime
it's a fucking brain parasite, when has a BRAIN PARASITE ever been something not to worry about?
>>702937309
Yes, that's exactly why Isaac newton was a cat lover.
>>702937691
times changed.
having a cat as pet wasn't a huge thing until after WW2 or so.
>>702937685
>cats are terrible pest control, terriers are far better and even selective in what they kill.
Certainly through the age of sail dogs were the animal of choice for ratting on ships
>>702938023
the 1800s aren't relevant in 2016.
they lost all value they had, they're just decoration now, much like fish and reptiles.
Pupper
>>702927626
>dogs are loyal to their owners
>owners are loyal to their cats
so pick one u lonely ass faget
pick one faget
Dog people are normies.
http://www.livescience.com/45894-dog-cat-people-personalities.html
>>702938149
Heh, you didn't think your argument very far through anon
>Guide dogs
>Security dogs
>Drug dogs
>Epilepsy warning dogs
>Diabetes warning dogs
>S&R dogs
As opposed to all the useful purposes cats are put too
>Suffocating children in their cots
>...
>>702938355
that's a good thing.
>>702938149
true, but you can't cuddle with reptiles or fishes
>>702938307
>Imblying the average dog owner isn't loyal to his/her doge
>>702938405
you forgot they're good for coats, handwarmers and asian dishes.
>>702938408
If being a mindless drone is a favorable trait to you, then you do you bro.
>>702938420
you can, but other than tegus and monitor lizards it'll stress them out.
>>702938497
Never tried a cat as a handwarmer, do they complain when you insert your hand?
>>702927938
I'm a dog person but cats are cool, just not as cool as dogs..
>>702938530
>If being a mindless drone is a favorable trait to you
considering most animals on earth are mindless drones that's a pretty successful trait.
>>702929885
It looks like each stack has about tree fiddy.
>>702927626
Doors nobody in this fucking thread have a cat AND a dog? Jesus fuck. I love them both for different reasons.
>>702938591
i have old handwarmers made from mole fur, i imagine cats are similar, maybe less comfy and more sweaty.
real men loves the pussy
i had to put down my cat today
>>702938888
and quads makes anything else irrelevant
>>702938700
Favorable traits in humans are not the same as favorable traits in other animals.
Innovators, philosophers, inventors, artists ect are prized humans in society. And a mindless drone simply indulge in the creations of those that don't conform.
>>702938784
Have had yes, out of the three cats I've had in my family/lived with 2 needed a bullet and I loved the other one. Never lived with a dog I didn't love, although I'm not stupid enough to keep a retarded tiny braincased yapdog either.
>>702938888
quads have spoken
/thread
>>702939054
Prized after their death, generally thought of as egocentric assholes whilst still living.
>>702929392
I actually kind of agree with this to some extent. although it does depend on the personality of your pet whether it is a cat or a dog. But when it comes down to it I like dogs better, cats can still be pretty cool though no doubt about that. And also litterboxes smell worse than any dog and it also seems like dogs are more affectionate than cats.
Ferrets, obviously.
>>702939249
Having a legacy and being hated in life is better than being forgotten and a handful of people liking you.
>>702939316
no. your options are dog or cat. anything else is for edgy try-hards
>>702939381
To you maybe.
>>702927626
DOG!
>>702939316
Ferrets are little assholes. Mine likes to hide in the couch and bite people's asses.
>>702938948
That sucks, bud. I'm not big on cats, but you still lose a friend. My dog Got put down a few months ago
>>702939485
To anyone that isn't a simple-minded people pleaser.
>>702929951
Nothing screams 12y/o as when you see words like "probably" and "apparently" being used twice in every sentence.
Accusing others of being 12 is also another symptom.
>>702939575
Kek they are, I have one.
>>702939447
Then I'm a fucking edgy try hard
>>702927626
Can't speak about all cat people but one of my roommates jade a cat and it was the fucking worst. Her room always smelled like cat shot and piss and she was fucking sloppy and nasty and always wondered why guys didn't like her or why she couldn't get a man. Bucause you have a box full of shit and piss in your room that you are too lazy to clean you nasty ass bitch.
4.5/10 for triggering me and making me respond. Pic related my dog watching me shit because I watch him shit I guess
>>702939648
As I said before, to anyone who isn't egocentric, feeling the need to be remembered after death is a clear sign of this. I couldn't give a fuck who remembers me after I die because I have no use of anything at that point. Enjoying life and the people around me on the other hand...
>>702937299
Dogs don't carry diseases that can be easily transmitted to humans. And cows don't carry smallpox, they carry cowpox an all together different disease you fucking cat loving idiot.
>>702940041
So if you live a pointless life, and don't contribute to the future generation, why exist at all?
>>702940311
Unlike you anon, I don't feel the need to justify my very existence and nor do I see my life as pointless, I feel sorry for you if that's the way you view yourself though.
>>702931069
Everyone should have a pet that follows their every command. If you don't you're retarded
