THIS IS A RARE TAYTAY - DO NOT SAVE - DO NOT COPY - DO NOT DUPLICATE - NO SCREENCAPS - CLEAR BROWSER CACHE AFTER VIEWING
Biger asses are shit. Small and skinny is perfection
Walgreens doesn't have a produce section. So I guess I would realize that I've finally done it, I'm one of those obsessive taytay fans who imagine her in places that don't exist. I would then, and promptly, kill myself.
>mutter something incoherent to get her attention
>complain on 4chan that nice guys finish last as I masturbate to whatever pictures most closely resemble people I know in real life
any one who wants to date Taylor at this point I feel bad for them
>Date Taylor for a day
>Goto the wrong restaurant
>breaks up with me
>"It's just not working"
>2 days later, a new single comes out "He doesn't appreciate my tastes" some dumb song about me that I didn't take her to the right place to eat
Not sure what everyone finds so hot about her
Plus, when she finally has a kid and gets a few stretchmarks she'll be way too old and hideous for /b/
>Try to abduct her
>find out she knows Jujisu
>only gets turned on more
Gimme my helmet back!
Go look at Britney Spears. She has 2 boys and she looks good for a Milf.
>Plus, when she finally has a kid and gets a few stretchmarks she'll be way too old and hideous for /b/
Well no shit. Any women over the age of say 35 is old and wrinkly to me.
20 - 30 is the best age.
Just look at Jessica Beil. She has not aged well at all
She does. She asks /b/ what to name her cat and a week later an article came out with the exact name someone said here.
I don't have the image though which proves this but I am sure an anon on here does
No dude I know. That'd what I mean.
Like I wonder if she ever posts in these ones specifically. Like what would you do if you saw tswift at Walmart or whatever.
I was In a thread thst she supposedly was in around Halloween last year.
Makes her even hotter imo
Ask when she'll release a Blacked video.
She was on 4chan some time ago. She stepped in to fuck with some people from what I heard. This is a rumor so I dunno
>buy it use it break it fix change it mail up grade it
>walk up to her
>"hey tay-tay, want to help build a wall?"
>laugh and then thank her for supporting me poltically and tell her I'm happy she is willing to vote for me when there is so much media against me.
>laugh about crooked hillary
>post some pics to my twitter snd wait for Pepe twitter to repost everywhere.
For a fraction of a second i think "Oh look, it's taylor swift". I get as much satisfaction from this observation as i would get from watching paint dry. Then, go about my day.
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I'd tell her to HAVE SOME RESPECT
>Pay friends to kidnap her
>Take her to hotel
>Tie her up
>Hold rape session, $5 per visitor, record all
>Bitch is covered in buckets of cum
>Tell visitors to "spread the word"
>Bird is the word
>Flock of birds appear
>Bird cocks everywhere
>Birds pay me in royalties
>Chill on steps counting the $90k
>Obtain rape video
>Go to 4chan
Unfortunately no. I saw it tho. That's pretty cool. I just have a timestamp with her "signature" and some anon point Ted out that her nails were the same as when she performed earlier that evening. Dunno tho.