>walk in walgreens >see this >wat do?
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>walk in walgreens
>see this
>wat do?
>>702919748
Keep walking, get what I came for, go on about my day
>>702919748
what even is her shirt :/
>>702919748
Wonder when Walgreens started selling groceries.
Wonder why Walgreens is selling produce
>>702919930
And when they started carrying Walmart hand carts.
Take Taylor and return her to Walmart.
>>702919748
Just another white women getten food for dinner tonight probably wouldnt notice
>>702919748
Look around to find her ass.
>>702919748
Wonder why people go to Walmart for produce
shop like normal
don't see why people give so much a fuck about celebrities
>>702919748
Ask her how she got a Walmart basket at Walgreens
>>702919748
I am more interested in what she's listening to.
>>702920039
Beucase it's the only fucking place near me that sells it.
>>702919748
wonder how a snake got into my grocery store
>>702919748
Worst Photoshop ever
>>702920039
walgreens, you fucking inbred half hick half negroid, not everything is Walmart
360 and walk away
>>702919748
THIS IS A RARE TAYTAY - DO NOT SAVE - DO NOT COPY - DO NOT DUPLICATE - NO SCREENCAPS - CLEAR BROWSER CACHE AFTER VIEWING
>>702919748
proceed to gag her and take her to my dungeon so i can mentally abuse her, rape her and redpill her
>>702919748
>turn 1571 degrees and walk into the avocado display
f her a hole
>>702920361
Please
>>702919748
Tell her that I know her from 4chan and I love her kitty.
>>702919748
>Walgreens
>Produce isle
Wat
>>702919748
what did anon did her that make her said to her for fucking?
>>702920384
I don't think anyone wants to save that shit you fucking summerfag
Pretend I didn't recognize her and hit on her.
>>702920255
paintshopped it bro, copy and pasted a png
>>702919748
Start stroking furiously until I cum and then keep stroking until it is so red, bruised and bleeding and all my cum has been wasted
>>702920458
the only pussy you touch is your cat and yourself
>>702919748
scare her by coming up behind her while saying "im going to stop you right there, these onions are the greatest of all time." and walk away.
>>702919748
I'd ask her why she brought a Walmart basket to a Walgreens
>>702919748
Look at her for 2 seconds, take my fucking salad, and go away.
>>702920615
>isle
>>702919748
Man...she's so fucking cute. It's really a shame she didn't get a bigger ass. It kind of ruins her tbh
>>702921405
Biger asses are shit. Small and skinny is perfection
shart in mart
That ass is so flat, it's nonexistent. I don't think I've seen such an unimpressive ass on an adult female.
that kyphosis
>>702919748
turn around 360 degrees and go to cvs
>>702921650
flat ass is best ass
>>702919748
Look at that flat ass
Hideous
>>702921405
welpers...when the upcoming taytay gang bang happens, one lucky anon will have impregnated her, and that ass will ripen nicely. yep.
>>702919748
Walgreens doesn't have a produce section. So I guess I would realize that I've finally done it, I'm one of those obsessive taytay fans who imagine her in places that don't exist. I would then, and promptly, kill myself.
>>702920691
put my knee in the top of her spine and pull her shoulders back. that hunch gettin worse.
>>702921709
big asses are what nig nogs like
Keep walking amd push her down
>>702919748
>better drink my own piss
>>702919748
That is the flatest ass I have ever seen. Is this your ugly girlfriend op?
>mutter something incoherent to get her attention
>get ignored
>tip fedora
>drop spaghetti
>complain on 4chan that nice guys finish last as I masturbate to whatever pictures most closely resemble people I know in real life
>>702921842
Not a fat ass, ass, a nice round ass, ass.
>>702921502
Dem feet
any one who wants to date Taylor at this point I feel bad for them
>Date Taylor for a day
>Goto the wrong restaurant
>breaks up with me
>"It's just not working"
>"What?"
>2 days later, a new single comes out "He doesn't appreciate my tastes" some dumb song about me that I didn't take her to the right place to eat
>>702922196
And this guys is why rape exists in the world
Rape
This is the chance of your lifetime
abduct her, rape, then toss her out
>>702922147
>>702922196
No. It's: "I knew he was special, but not like that."
>>702922053
>masturbate to whatever pictures most closely resemble people I know in real life
Why not just just masturbate to pictures of people you know in real life?
>>702920171
Taylor Swift
>>702919748
Do you know what I am not seeing?
A butt.
>>702919748
That's.... A girl. You found a girl at Walgreen's. Well done. You get 10 chicken tenders.
Not sure what everyone finds so hot about her
Plus, when she finally has a kid and gets a few stretchmarks she'll be way too old and hideous for /b/
>>702919856
/thread
>>702922280
>>702922311
>Try to abduct her
>find out she knows Jujisu
>only gets turned on more
>>702922359
Gimme my helmet back!
>>702922485
Go look at Britney Spears. She has 2 boys and she looks good for a Milf.
>>702920028
Kek
>>702922485
>Plus, when she finally has a kid and gets a few stretchmarks she'll be way too old and hideous for /b/
Well no shit. Any women over the age of say 35 is old and wrinkly to me.
20 - 30 is the best age.
Just look at Jessica Beil. She has not aged well at all
>>702922360
Not enough good pictures and they're usually not naked enough.
>>702921020
Lel
Flat ass or not. I would still put my dick in it.
>>702923158
>>702919748
I wonder if she ever posts in these thread specifically. Taylor, what would you do if you saw Taylor Swift at walgreens buying produce?
>>702923426
She does. She asks /b/ what to name her cat and a week later an article came out with the exact name someone said here.
I don't have the image though which proves this but I am sure an anon on here does
>>702923584
No dude I know. That'd what I mean.
Like I wonder if she ever posts in these ones specifically. Like what would you do if you saw tswift at Walmart or whatever.
I was In a thread thst she supposedly was in around Halloween last year.
Makes her even hotter imo
>>702923176
>diet Coke
I knew Taylor was a retard but holy shit. She's fucking dumb for this.
GUYS SOMEONE TWEET TAYLOR THE THREAD! LETS SUMMON HER!
>>702923426
She cannot into the Internet actually. I don't think she uses something else beside obvious Instagram and twitter.
>>702919748
Ask when she'll release a Blacked video.
>>702919748
>get some lettuce
>get some brocolli
>pay for it
>go home
>cook it
>eat it
>>702923827
She was on 4chan some time ago. She stepped in to fuck with some people from what I heard. This is a rumor so I dunno
>>702923924
>buy it use it break it fix change it mail up grade it
grab ass. kiss. piss on face. leave
>>702924032
all in that order?
>>702920302
The basket says Walmart, you autistic piece of shit.
>>702924078
yes. why what order do you prefer?
>>702919748
>walk up to her
>"hey tay-tay, want to help build a wall?"
>laugh and then thank her for supporting me poltically and tell her I'm happy she is willing to vote for me when there is so much media against me.
>laugh about crooked hillary
>post some pics to my twitter snd wait for Pepe twitter to repost everywhere.
>>702919748
For a fraction of a second i think "Oh look, it's taylor swift". I get as much satisfaction from this observation as i would get from watching paint dry. Then, go about my day.
>>702919971
>hand carts
Kek
>>702920414
She's voting for trump, she's probably more red pilled than she pretends to be.
>>702919748
ask why she's wearing a pishup bra
>>702924149
just making sure
>>702924148
wow anon, are you ok? Do you need to talk about your frustration?
>>702919971
>Hand Carts
You must be from the Southern US
Here in Texas, they call baskets Hand Carts and Shopping Carts, baskets.
Being from the West Coast, I was super confused.
>>702924344
Dude I've beat my gf for calling a shopping cart a "buggie" if she ever says "hand cart" she'll get another beating.
>>702919748
I'd walk up to get and be like;
>"Uh Tay Tay, you have a fucking Walmart basket in Walgreen's. You know you're fucking retarded right?"
>>702923796
>Makes her even hotter imo
not only that but even more better as a person to hang out with /b/ros
>>702923872
TAYLOR IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE BECOME AN ACTRESS. I WANNA SEE YOU IN MANY MOVIES
>>702924460
Lol! Cuz buggies are for them old fucks, right fam?
>>702924460
A buggie?
wtf
>>702919748
Wondering where the hell I am that a Walgreens has a fresh produce section.
>>702919748
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I'd tell her to HAVE SOME RESPECT
>>702923796
Were you not in the thread were we named her cat?
>>702921681
Is this bait?
>>702921842
You're dumb.
>>702923176
>implying she can read/write sheet music
>>702924650
Idk man.. women are like children.
>>702924706
if you actually find a fat ass attractive then get the fuck off this thread nigger
>>702921999
Why did this make me laugh?
>>702919748
"Creeper"
What's worse is she probably knew you took a shot of her.
I got hate people like you
Social awkward fucks
>>702919748
Direct her away from the veg over to the meat aisle. Tay needs some meat on those bones.
>>702921650
>>702924926
Taylor's agent got notified when pro nazi photoshop images were appearing online a year or so ago so be careful, I don't think Taylor likes these
>>702924148
Its actually whole foods, but some poorly shooped walmart on it
>>702924676
Your Hugh Mongus meme makes no sense, that guy is Australian
>>702924344
Ya, people from the south are all retarded
>>702919748
>Pay friends to kidnap her
>Take her to hotel
>Tie her up
>Hold rape session, $5 per visitor, record all
>Bitch is covered in buckets of cum
>Tell visitors to "spread the word"
>Bird is the word
>Bada-bird-bird-bird
>Flock of birds appear
>Bird cocks everywhere
>Birds pay me in royalties
>Chill on steps counting the $90k
>Obtain rape video
>Go to 4chan
>???????
>Profit
They overprice everything not in their flyer.
>>702924698
Unfortunately no. I saw it tho. That's pretty cool. I just have a timestamp with her "signature" and some anon point Ted out that her nails were the same as when she performed earlier that evening. Dunno tho.
>>702925436
you forgot:
>celebrate my 11th birthday
>>702925640
>that hair
HOLY FUCK yes that's her
>>702925905
I am not even memeing, that slight bit of her face looks like the shape of her head and I have a feeling it is her
>>702925436
way to go with scaring her away ;_;
>>702919856
This.
>>702925938
>>702925905
That's what I thought. She was funny as fuck in that thread. "She" idk maybe yes maybe no but it seemed legit
>>702925905
>>702925938
>I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Jesus crist faggots, I can understand the Tay Tay worship, but this is just rediculous.
>>702926066
hey. i may or may not be taylor ;)
>>702919748
Hey bb why don't we go to the back I can show you some good tasting sausage
>>702919748
Nothing wtf
Literally say "Well what the fuck"
Continue shopping
>>702926133
I got dubs.
You got dubs.
We can make little dub babies tay,
whaddya say?
Write a song about me blease. Make it about redheads so I know it's legit.
Kek
>>702926066
>>702925938
>>702925905
>2016
>just figuring out t.swizzle is a /b/tard
How new are you fags
>>702926555
Not just figuring it out you friendo. Just saying it would be funny if she posted in these threads specifically, herself.
Read before next time.
>>702919748
Ask wtf a walgreens is
