Why are women such magnificent and tempting creatures, yet they allude me so? Why has the universe doth dealt me with these useless cards I hold in my hand?
All I want out of life is to feel the warm, soft embrace of a woman's lips caressed mine. I want to love her passionately from dusk till dawn and then lay with her in our bed until the sun fully rises above the horizon. We could sit and watch youtube all day (I pick Filthy Frank hehe) and then go out for sushi and then look for anime at the F.Y.E. This would be my most perfect date. Then we would come back home and I would once again rock her world with my innovative sex moves (I have a special one for her. I call it the "Apple Boy.")
Oh but nary a one has come knocking at my doorstep of love. I want my own personal goddess that I can love tenderly and tell her sweet things. But as it seems for now, I am left here on earth while the angels soar above, so unobtainable. Oh woe these feelings of longing and passion. Woe the ever-burning lust in my heart. I will have you someday, my love, wherever you are, I will find my forever after.
I don't know this meme, but i do know you're a faggot.
how do you find that shit remotely attractive?
Hot body but ugly face...
What would I do?
I'd say hi, maybe a small talk, ask her for a selfie, compliment her work. Then I'd go mind my own bussines, because she's not a sexual object and I'm not a neckbearded cringelord, who faps to fantasies of other cringelords.
Guess you're that kind of faggots who fap to Maisie, Chloe and Cara.
make sweet sweet love to her
then have a nice cuddle
my actual reaction
>make sweet love
>have a nice cuddle
Oh lordy Jesus, fucking kys faggot
why, they're hot
I want her to be my lil sis and cuddle with her
Sansa and Arya are so overrated tbh.
I mean of course i'm a virginfag and i would still thank life everyday if i could fuck them, but there are a shit ton of prettier, sexier and cuter women to fap to...
the title of the image might be a hint
I'd help her on her latest mission from the Hokage.
>pic related, it's her
this kid is in for a disappoint when his first push-up bra experience is at hand
I like small tiddys. Jokes on you
Well now this is interesting
Bumping with a fake
What don't you understand in the sentence "I like small tiddys "?
She looks like a child and you think anon wants her to have womanly boobs?
Yeah but I wouldn't want people to think I'm into tits of cats.
It makes sense when you think about it
but then it would look like cats because kitties are cats
Not fuck the neanderthal.
but Maisie looks like a ten year old. C'mon, don't be dense :)
I want her to tie me down to a bed, gag me with some of her worn panties and fart on my dick in latex tights.
Would love to see Maisie in latex all sweaty and smelly
Is she the one from Mages Guild who gets furious when you give that magical book that's out in the forest back to he Guild instead of giving it to her? Looks like her.
Also, I miss Morrowind and Oblivion.
I agree to both. And the show is shit too.
Tumblr triggered tranny kin detected.
I wanna kidnap her and lure Sophie Turner to come and rescue her
Then i'd tie them up together so they have to eat each other's cunts and drink their piss while i fap over them
I would get that bitch on her knees stand over her and throat fuck her until spit was dripping everywhere. Then id wipe the thick sticky spit over her face and keep forcing my dick down her mouth till her empty stomach wretches again and again. I'd do hardcore stuff to that girl. Hell yeah.
I would tell her
'HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
STOP DRESSING ME UP LIKE A MAILMAN
AND MAKING ME DANCE FOR YOU WHILE
YOU GO AND SMOKE CRACK IN YOUR BEDROOM
AND HAVE SEX WITH SOME GUY I DON'T
EVEN KNOW ON MY DADS BED!"
I'd ask her a few questiond, nothing serious.
>Is there gold hidden in the village? Silver, gems? Is there food? Where is Lord Beric? Which of you village folk helped him? Where did he go? How many men did he have with him? How many knights? How many bowmen? How many were horsed? How are they armed? How many wounded? Where did they go, did you say?
Kinda sucks we couldn't even see her panties when her skirt was riding up
No it's a promo for the season 6 Blu Ray box set
you could land an airplane on both of them
Well, before anything else, I'd have her tell me how on Earth she gets that top to stay on.
Bravoosi Faceless magic? Anti-gravity? Tape?
I want to ride Maisie in a dirty tent while we're both chewing our gums off.
>"MAH FEELINS, WHAT ABOUT HER FEELINS TOO, DON'T YOU GUYS CARE?"
dropped your pants
>seriously dank capcha
Is choker Maisie best Maisie?
could anyone ex ray this??
Huge nose, huge eyebrows, man chin.
I'd probably still fuck her, but I'd have to turn the lights off.
Why is she the one people obsess over, when it comes to GoT? Rose Leslie, Emilia Clarke, and Natalie Dormer are the top 3, there. Williams isn't even in the top 10.
on the contrary. this is august
>have the chance to hang out w Maisie
>go to the date
>she starts flirting
>go to rent a motel room
>fuck her like there's no tomorrow
>do it 4 times
>fall asleep exausted next to her
>fuck her twice
I WOULD WAGER MY LEFT NUT SHE IS IMMENSELY MORE DESIRABLE THAN YOU. SO WHAT'S THERE TO ARGUE?
100% OF YOU GUYS WOULD SLIT YOUR MAMMA'S THROAT TO SNIFF HER 3 DAY USED MAXIPAD. DON'T KID YOURSELF YOU LONELY KISS LESS VIRGIN.
Eh.. If there were a clone of me, I probably wouldn't fuck it. Especially if it was a chick.
Again, she's less attractive than other women who are just as public, and appear on Game of Thrones.
"Psychological projection" also known as blame shifting is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against unpleasant impulses by denying their existence in themselves, while attributing them to others. For example, a person who is rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude.
Don't know the movie, but found the clip a few weeks ago on ML
she doesn't exhibit any of the symptoms of FAS, she's kinda weird looking but doesn't look like her mother was a drinker, her features except for the upper lip are pretty much the opposite
She sold GoT merchandise pretending not to be who she is
This pic is August too
Legend says that if one truly desires to see dem titties, you only have to practice watching them for more than 40 hours straight.
Then you will gain the ability to see through clothing with your own eyes!
I wish you luck with your quest for the xray eyes, may the force be forever in your favor!