Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
WB in earnest now Titmoe!
Me too. I have an aluminum cooling pad that still can't handle Guns of Icarus or XCOM2 for a long period of time.
I was living in Japan when I bought it. The specs and performance are good for a laptop, minus the internal runaway nuclear reaction when you try to max-perform it.
>TFW no ohayou
>Farming to get to level 72
>Kill the boss with my Pull The Pin
Krieg is great
But I would also really like to
then do it if you think it will help. maybe pm on something if they dont mind
no probably not
claim goign to sleep
fastball krieg is great
chen your great but listen not everyone wants chen to call them, including me
But I'm scared, he's a doctor.
No that twat runs people over with bicycles. Screw her and her tailhag boss and their gap hag grandma boss boss.
then its not that important to you. besides whats he going to do? tell you to go to a real doc?
So you claim puke pepe?
I had a feeling that someone else was making one.
Still, there's next time.
Maybe, I don't usually answer calls.
You're fine. I just know why you chose your waifu.
It is important to me, Im just very nervous about asking him.If I can work up the courage I might ask him in the thread, but probably on Telegram or something instead.
It wont be next time. Ill probably be asleep or occupied.
This is doing the opposite of helping, my stomach is tying itself up now.
It's only 8:20
Not sleeping yet man
Goodluck on your way home.
ill just stop talking about it
Thank you for answering
Chen just wanted to see how are you doing.
I couldn't say the same about you.
I would assume that's the only reason for others, not me. Her personality is great and also she's badass,
Whenever you get a chance.
but im in both lists?
Answer the phone.
Yeah, she was the Kamina of her time. I appreciated Madoka Magika a lot more than Gurren Lagann, though. I thought the themes were more intertwined and less heavy-handed, but I didn't watch all of Gurren Lagann.
Guilt is a horrible weapon.
>Get up to get some ice cream to calm myself down
>FUCKING COCKROACH IN THE KITCHEN JUST LAYING IN THE FLOOR
THIS IS NOT HELPING AT ALL
I really want to but I'm scared, what if something happens?
I wouldn't mind some more of this
It's just a cockroach, man.
Confirmed new Civ leader.
Nono I meant DON'T answer it.
Every time I'm given the "select all store fronts" captcha, I choose the storefronts as well as the crosswalk symbols. I've noticed the crosswalk symbols becoming more frequent ...
I'm fine, just watching a Y.T video.
Mostly liked how it played out, dark themes are to my liking. A little confusing a first, had to watch a second time for it to come together.
Don't tell him what to do, you evil anon.
And an extreme love for edgy lyrics.
I'm fine, just playing lolo and listening to music.
Here is a comic.
o the haters, the takers, the liars, all the vultures and the bottom feeding scum
The FCC, the FBI and every tin god with a badge and a gun
You talk and talk, you preach and bitch but your words don't mean a thing
You get what you give, you give what you get
Just the way it's always been
I choose death before dishonor
I'd rather die than live down on my knees
Bury me like a soldier, WITH MY DIGNITY!
>Sit down on bed for a few minutes
>Next thing I know, I'm waking up
sucks. you play a lot of world of warships right? should i get the german cruiser line or battleship line? or both?
What do you want to talk about?
You're on my list.
That's what happens when you don't answer the phone.
Well. It looks like its chico rolls for dinner. Fuck my ass.
Both are pretty decent, the battleship line as far as I'm aware are the gods of close range, as far as battleships go anyways. And I don't know too much about the cruiser line, but I see them often enough so they can't be too bad.
BUT I DON'T WANNA ANSWER MARY!
Thanks for calming me down Chen
It's not that complicated and you ain't gotta believe
They'll put me down in a hole before I let you succeed
I've never been complacent, I can't afford to be
I know you think you're special but you ain't nothin'
Well there's nothing you can say to me now
And there's nothing you can do to stop me
It's hard not to be a menace to society
When half the population is happy on their knees
You've pushed me one too many times
I'm sick of all of the fiction, we're gonna settle it
You've pushed me one too many times
I'M SICK OF ALL THE SHIT, I'M GONNA SETTLE IT!
No thanks, you aren't cute enough
ok. is the russian cruiser line any good?
You don't want?
YOU NEED TO.
I dunno. Is up to you to decide.
What about it?
It's fine, best focus on that for now, i'll be off for a bit anyway.
I show myself again. How are you all doing?
THE DEEPER YOU GET, THE FARTHER YOU FALL DOWN
THE CLOSER I GET, THE MORE YOU DISSOLVE
You're lost inside, your pale addictions
Bury you, with the demons in the ash
CAN'T HEAL YOU, DON'T WANT TO
CAUSE YOU CANT SAVE YOUR FUCKING SELF
CANT HEAL YOU, DONT NEED TO
CAUSE YOU WONT SAVE YOURSELF
Regretting my dinner option for tonight
Oh, I've tried Lo.L, downloaded a few days ago, it's strange to me, haven't gotten use to it, yet.
Why, what did you get yourself?
Don't see many Russian cruiser, actually. I do see a shit of their destroyers though. Annoying little buggers they are.
Is a pretty shit game but it's good for spending your time.
Why did you sleep?
uh its neutral until something happens
yeah they just dump torps
Its what was leftover. Chico rolls. Google it, words cannot describe.
Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rocking my peers
Putting suckers in fear
Making the tears rain down like a monsoon
Listen to the bass go bomb
Over the competition, we're towering
When I drop these lyrics that'll make you call them cops (what)
Don't you dare stare,
You better move (move)
Don't ever compare us
To the rest that are all get sliced and diced
Competition paying our price
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
IM GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!
MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!
Whati found looks more like a snack then actual dinner
I saved this, but don't tell anyone.
What do you play, Mami?
Something like a phenomenon
Sorry, I was in the lobby getting a map.
Lunchbreak for a few minutes
>So pictures work now?
you know the usual. what are you having?
We have a bunch of leftovers as well. Eating them is like eating a cholesterol roll.
>Something like a phenomenon
I don't get it.
I'm good, just about to get up for work
Was up for a good while at that point, and I was tired.
In the higher tiers, Russian DDs don't have torps I think. Their canons are better than others though.
Woke up, which means fell asleep, which is bad. Other than that, amazing still.
Im good, you? Actually having lunch now too
i wouldnt know. my highest tier is 4 the wyoming
oh good and same. yeah cant sleep may play around in photoshop
I don't expect much from freeware, it's decent for a fantasy game, need to give it a few more plays before I make my decision to keep it.
I don't have much for a game collection, only got Dead Space, L.o.L and the BF1 beta. Might get G.T.A: S.A.
Good afternoon, I'm fine, just watching a some anime stuff in stream.
LL Cool J ... I must be in a different generation than you. You -were- posting Mama Said Knock You Out.
>remove kebab something joke
What do you do for work?
Oh alright. Have a good day man
Why is failing asleep bad?
You got a loan going for the car?
Great, what are you having?
Oh sucks, any reason you can't sleep?
What you going to do in Photoshop?
Oh cool what are you watching?
Btw I watched the expressionless yesterday and man it was bad
It was way worse than I remembered
Well, I've got to go, bye everyone!
Sorry, I am the dumb this early in the morning
Oh yeah, we were talking about the BF1 beta my friend said was bad. It was just the tank OP he hated.
I really liked GTA IV. Bloodborne was fun, too. I felt like it took a lot of the DS franchise, but discarded the bad parts. The grinding was even fun.
I'd highly recommend getting emulators. I've got most systems up to a PS2 on my computer, they run without problems, and there are a lot of good console games to be had.
Is a MobA, is not any different from any other moba, just different champs.
How are you?
They look okeish. Why don't you like them?
They are not consistent?
But you already did it.
You changed your waifu?
Oh, I get it.
Maybe you'll fall in love with me.
nothing in particular. open to suggestions really im just bored.
maybe never realy know
As I said, all you taste is the beef tallow. And the cabbage goes down thick and chunky. Its hard to eat at speed.
T4 isn't too bad. I just hit T5 with Destroyers myself.
Speaking of which, I should go do a few games.
Because sleep schedule.
And I went to the bank, and I have a high chance that I'll be able to get a loan, yes. Going up there on Saturday with my dad, and I may be coming back down with said car if I'm lucky.
Not too bad otherwise, super stoked that I may finally get my dream car. You?
she looks nice
which one? and nice
>Something sandniggers something turkoaches
Oh haha I get it.
I wouldn't even know what to suggest tbh I'm very bad at shooping
Why not just play some games or listen to music always calmes me down?
But naps good idea
Yea that be really cool good news from the bank as well
I wonder if the car is in as good condition as the add suggested
I see you visit /int/ as well. Actually, the couple months I spent in Turkey, the Turks were pretty awesome. ... I mean, aside from the terrorists (not exaggerating) trying to find a way to get at us. Google Incirlik. I wasn't there for the coup.
Japanese DDs. This was my last game yesterday as one.
Whelp, good bye UI mod, till we meet again.
Not when I have tonight!
I'm hoping it is. Like, REALLY hoping it is.
S.A.O parody on Y.T.
Miho recommended it, so why not?
I need to watch it again, had nightmares? How spooked were you?
It is a beta version, certain thing would be o.p. . Hope they fix it on the real game. G.T.A IV was really fun with others, so much countless hours on mods and messing around. There is some games I would like to play again; Timesplitters F.P., Area 51, Juiced 2, and some others.
I find it odd playing a emulator on a P.C., than again I have a N64 one one my old phone.
It's my first, so if it goes downhill for me, than I'll just avoid them a together. But it does have a large following.
>open to suggestions
Go and watch "What's with Andy?"
I never seen you here.
Do you love me?
Congrats on getting your car.
Just having fun.
I understand, I'm sorry
Maybe I should come and cook
You never really know?
How are you playing BF 1 Beta?
Do you work as a gametester?
oh cool cool. i dont really modify my games that much
does not look up my alley thanks though. and yeah you never really know. could be yes could be no
I think the lack of good multi support kills most of it. I spent days of my life running cables and playing Halo on giant XBOX bricks.
Wait what? How have you ... but you posted the riding over Ibuki with a bicycle ... and Ran ... I'm so confused.
Nice to meet you Chen!
I can't see what image I'm posting, need to restart, so sorry for lewds.
Nah. I dont really need anything else. Its too late anyway, 9:30 pm.
Some stuff with vegetables and a sauce. Pretty delicious
Thanks man, I'll probably be raving about it for a good week once I get it.
I mostly just use a Voicepack, UI mod, and custom tracer shells/torpedoes. I'm sure there's a few more, but ah well.
>With 5.11 you can add your own music to the game
MY EUROBEAT FOLDER HAS BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
I was posting comics by bkub.
I only claim Chen, sorry for making you confused.
When I'm bored rewatching some old cartoons or a new series seems like a good idea.
You should get some sleep soon.
Will you listen to Eurobeat music everyday in your new car?
what kind of voices and stuff. that sounds like a really weird combo
it probably is i just dont feel like watching or doing anything really
Hello my good people! Jost woke up and claiming Taiga!
I'm playing it on P.C. I just downloaded it from Origin. Fun, just buggy, but beta and all.
Would be a good job to have. But no.
To each their own, I might as well just buy the console again, and get it relatively cheap. Just the games would be tough to find.
Have to wait for the shower to be free. 2 other people were home first.
I already do! Granted, it's a Bronco and the music isn't that fitting for the look, I drive it the same damn way... which is really fucking dangerous, but whatever.
Arpeggio voices. They're actually official voices, but normally you'd only hear them in an ARP ship.
And you think so? I think it fits just fine.
Hello there! Wassup?
Explain why, I'm oblivious to the dislike of it.
Not much just watching this S.A.O on Y.T. on stream right now. How about you? How are you?
i think my computer would die. at least its better than the default music
What a bummer, man.
I hope you'll have a good one.
You should take better care of how you drive.
No problem, then be it.
Meh, not doin' much. I'm too lazy to get out of bed, even if I'm hungry as fuck.
Would it? Got a toaster?
Hey, it may be a bit dangerous in terms of taking corners too fast, it's actually very good driving otherwise!
Its EA. Thats all the explanation I need. Ever since they took over most of the game companies they have been running gaming into the ground. They pioneered DRM, day 1 DLC/patches and generally dont have decent QA because they just want to cash in on the average gamer.
Its not all bad.
All right well have fun
I actually visit /pol/
I have nothing against the Turks they came here in the 90s to work and are decent folks
I'm hoping for you
None at all
I can handle it.
no i handle things pretty well i just think the eurobeat would be too much for me
im going to go to sleep. take care.
Too much for ya? Ah well, to each their own.
>Time to test if this works.
I think that's more than enough to motivate someone to move. So death is the only option?
How was the move?
Okay, I see why now. Sure E.A made dumb decisions which compromised some companies and use sneaky strategies to gain more money. I don't play much games from them anyways. Thanks for the simple answer.
You need to experience a scarier version, if ones out there. Or you need to find another creepier pasta.
Didn't move yet, but now's the time! Brb
Whops. Forgot to answer.
Yeah, gametesting is fun, but it probably gets boring after some time.
It's boring because you won't be playing the game for the sake of having fun.
You will go out of your way and do the most unthinkable things, hunting for bugs and going through the same parts of a game over and over and over.
Okay, see ya.
It's alright, it happens.
Sitting for a long period of time can get uncomfortable real quick. Maybe it would be boring, just depends on the game that you're testing out. I wouldn't call it a dream job, just a easy job.
>when you get a scholarship
literally highlight of my entire life right here
Nuh-uh! I'm NOT cute!
Missed the bus.
That's pretty good.
You just hit the nail on the head, very well said and argumented to be honest.
I don't have to pay 70% of my tuiition fees, and I get to work before and after I graduate starting now.
yes fam it absolutely is
No. It's implying he didn't get the diploma yet.
Nice. How did you get it? Showing your will to blow yourself up and terrorism skills?
Absolutely! I put my vest on and said I'm the best man for the job.
They give me the money since they know they're getting it back later anyway.
I'm still gonna get my diploma though?
Forgot your picture, Makoto. But yes! I have to pay SO much less now.
>criticizing poor makoto for not posting a pic
Top tier elitism tbh
I'm not so constructive on my opinions here, just for the reason I don't want to confuse some. But thanks for the compliment.
Purge all newfags!
Thank you Mami
That makes me proud of you. You should try to move into Portugal as a refugee now.
Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what 4chan is all about
I just checked your reply chain kek, you told the other idolmaster dude he was cute
Here's a pic my dude, I don't know why I would even hide my face for saying that.
And I'm not comparing either, I'm just saying having to pay 70% less and getting work is awesome!
Besides that, you up to anything today?
Why do you fags all reply to this guy. It's sad that you have to leach off of Karen for attention.
Yuuko is unironically an elitist
That could've been anybody! It could've even been Karen!
THE POLITICIANS DAUGHTER
WAS ACCUSED OF DRINKING WATER
AND WAS FINED A GREAT BIG FIFTY DOLLAR BILL
THEYVE GOT AN AWFUL LOT OF COFFEE IN BRAZIL
>what is photoshop
You guys type the same, faggot.
Bet you that you don't know who this actually is
>Tfw trying to help out group but can only meow
Wide awake. Did my homework yesterday as promised mum
>having your friends talk to you means they're leaching off you for attention
I bet it was Karen, sneaky bastard
That's... A lot of Homura...
but yes, I just might. Check your thing.
Aha I don't really care if you believe or not but I'm not going to pull up photoshop just to explain something I can say myself
Probably going to actually study for once
The Travis spam was so much more interesting than the 'there's millions of me in me' and most of the spam shitposters do nowadays.
Alright, I will check my thing. For you.
Which I'm not!
Bad Makoto! Spreading lies about me being cute!
Hey kneesocks, i just got out of my first class. Good luck with your extremely long day.
It worked but no picture
This is gonna be a long fight train wifi
>The Travis spam was so much more interesting than the 'there's millions of me in me' and most of the spam shitposters do nowadays.
>shitposters do nowadays.
You're talking like you're such an oldfag in the thread lol
Hey I barely know you but your waifu is pretty cute.
Lewd picture Homuchan
Some of them do. That doesn't mean we're not friends. What do you classify as friends? I enjoy speaking to them and they enjoy speaking to me, what's the issue?
They're 8 now, Jibril. You forgot Hanifah