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YCYL
>facebook edition
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>>702892048
Cringe eh?
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>>702892048
>>702892242
Fuck u guys leave people alone
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>>702892048
>>"is that the new blackberry??"
please be fake
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Feminists.
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>>702892514
No u
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>>702892911
reminder it's baby boomers and gen x'ers that raised em this way
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>plz respond
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>>702893008
Everyone seems to forget this
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>>702893069
>resist capitalism
>support it by buying apple
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>>702893186
They don't forget. They just deny there involvement. Just imagine the shame if that was your kid.
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>>702893377
Das da joke mang
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HELLO?
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clarke is love clarke is lyfe
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>>702893776
Hi
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>>702893857
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>>702893942
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>>702893977
what is clarke pointing at /b/?
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>>702894038
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>>702893900
Hey (=. Also, Chekt. And plz, enough with Clarke. He's clearly an alpha male. Not cringe.
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>>702894066
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>>702894038
A map...
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>>702894120
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>>702894084
>He's clearly an alpha male
this guy get's it
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>>702894084
I now have cancer.
Fuck
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>>702894172
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>>702893008

>waaaah it's my parents fault im a fucking retard waaah

Typical.
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how the fuck did clarke get so alpha?
he pulls in bitches like a gangster
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>common core
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a new bitch ever 2 weeks for clarke
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>>702892242
>getting ZIR period
holy fuck
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>>702892242
F A C E B O O K E D I T I O N
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>>702894038
Looks like south of france.
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>>702894403
Plz respect their pronouns anon. Fucking cis bigot
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clarke is literally a mormon god
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>>702893942
i just posted his cousins facebook last week,give me a break
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>>702894422
Well I can't just pull cringey FB pics outta my ass faggot, and I was trying to help keep your shitty thread alive. Fucking nigger
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>>702894422
>implying hirsute is even considered an obscure word
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>>702892048
>blackberry

Shit I hope this isn't shooped
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>>702893069
actually cute and funny
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>>702894293
>it's always my fault what my parents did to me
good boy, now come here so i can slap you around for stress relief cuz u deserve it
>>702893480
kek true
>>702893186
nah they're hiding and going against it in order to not be held accountable and lose face
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>>702894363
Is there a joke to this? Or?...
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>>702894537
hey, i remember you
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>>702894547
someone's a bit defensive lol.

also it's a cringe thread. who fucking cares if it dies?
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>>702894422
>if you wish

Holy fuck
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>>702894422

Do people actually do this?
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>tfw you will never hit the church dance with Clarke and his squad
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>>702892242
>uterus and vagina are gender neutral
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>>702894614
Retard spotted
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>>702892242
> people of all genders experience menstruation
Allright I officially quit.
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IG but still, this is honestly one of the most cringy things I've seen.
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>>702894724
Don't quit anon )=
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>>702894581

Cry more you millennial piece of trash.
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this gif is cringe
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>>702894363
this teacher needs to be fired
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>>702894757
I don't get it
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>>702894363
I can actually see this shit happening, and the teacher defending himself.
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>>702892242
I actually had to stop chewing my vanilla caramel pie when I got to the bottom to allow myself to process the stupidity that had flooded my mind versus the deliciousness in my mouth. Kinda fucked me up.
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3rd down
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>>702892838
The thing I love about this, is that you know the kids are just gonna be taking the cupcakes and not give a shit what any teacher is telling them.

Probably share them with the white ones too.
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night /b/
sleep well
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>>702894614
teachers answer is wrong...
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>>702894831
Got one just for you lad
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>>702894619
holly shit.
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>>702894900
Goodnight /b/rother
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>>702893857
he kewl mang
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>>702894084
> being this hateful of males
>Having children
How do you have sex when you hate males.
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>>702894920
>although he was correct

Fucking damage control, grown ass fucking adult gets triggered over a kid
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>>702892798
Tampons were invented by a female doctor
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>>702892798
Thats a troll account you dumb fag.
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>>702894920

Cannot be real.

No fucking way.
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>>702895146
her name was Dr. Virgnia Bloodstein Tampon
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>>702894920
Damn that's some high caliber drone shit.
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>>702894363
I honestly don't know why the teacher is wrong. explain pls
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>>702894614
Took me a little cause I'm too used to differently worded problems but saw a board into two pieces is sawing it once and sawing it into three pieces is sawing twice.
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>>702892242
>people of all genders experience menstration
>people of all genders experience the end of the surge of female hormones after the period of fertility and the lining of the uterus being broken down and excreted from the vagina

seems legit
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>>702892798

This isn't cringe, this is an example of a HUGELY successful Anonymous operation which began I think approx. two years ago and culminated in some stupid bitch running a marathon with period blood running down her legs as part of the "free bleeding" movement. The movement doesn't exist and was ENTIRELY created by Anon so that thede dumb fucks would make dumb fucks of themselves.

We do not forgive, etc.
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>>702894292
Oh fuck no..
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>>702893377
Czech'd.
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>>702894809
Stay mad, you economy ruining piece of shit.
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>>702894292
Well the kids wrong with the right answer, teacher didn't explain why but the pizzas are the same size. Just a misunderstanding not cringe.
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>>702893942

>unsingle

This isn't supposed to be a YLYL thread :D
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>>702894920
If this is real muricans are more fucked than i thought
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>>702895410
1 cut = 10min.
why the fuck would 2 cuts only take 15
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>>702895159
Oh sorry, I don't have a tumblr.
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>>702895410
>bait
You are cutting the board twice. One cut takes 10 minutes. Therefore, 2 cuts takes 10+10=20 minutes
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>>702895146
My bad, o.b. tampons were invented by a female gynaecologist http://inventors.about.com/od/famousinventions/fl/A-Brief-History-of-the-Tampon.htm
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>>702895678

Nah.

The economy was ruined by entitled brats who don't want to work or get their hands dirty.

For example, you.
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>>702895689
Excuse you?
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>>702892242
>less than one percent of the population
>demand we change our language for them
Ks. Wouldn't want to offend xir's feelings.
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>>702894084

I really, really want to believe that this is a troll blog...
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>>702895689
However, with the information given in the question itself, the kid is right. It never mentioned the pizzas were the same size, and the question itself stated that the 4/6 was indeed the bigger number by saying "How is that possible?"
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>>702892242
>getting zir period

oh shit its actually happening
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>>702895852
What? Am I wrong?
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>>702895917
I want to believe that also. However I don't think it is fellow anony.
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>>702895838
Millenials work longer hours for relatively less pay than baby boomers and gen x at the same age, on average.
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>>702895786
Teacher is dumb. Assumes that each piece takes 5 minutes to make while in fact its the act of cutting that produces two pieces.
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>>702895925
Jesus fuck you're right, I need to get some sleep. gg m8
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>>702894293
i mean ... that's kinda how it works
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>>702895815
A gynecologist is a doctor you moron.
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>>702896034
Oh will you two shut the fuck up.
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>>702894422
I have a friend like this, he doesn't even use the words in the correct context though. I don't even correct him haha
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>>702894363
jesus fucking christ
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>>702895105
Mtf lesbians.
:')
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>>702896076
I know, I was explaining to him on the off chance it wasn't bait.
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>>702896034

>at Starbucks, Burger King, Target, and American Eagle.

Here's a newsflash for you; work a shit job get shit pay.
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>>702896151
I hope this bitch loses her jobs on more than one occasion, but I know the industry is too pansy to do it.
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>>702896163
Anon, plz start correcting him.
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>>702894422
The more you know
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>>702896262
Arg shit meant to reply to him, not you. Sorry mate, my bad.
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>>702896272
Can we destroy her anon? Plz?
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>>702894363
Should be another 10 mins right?
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>>702896333
No harm, no foul. Nice trips
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>>702896487
Ye boi
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>>702894038
italy on a world map
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>>702894038

I think he is pointing at Rome, blaming the Catholic religion for his lack of conquests.
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>>702896413
Of course we can mate. For the glory of satan!
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>>702896014


How could you even walk out of your bedroom thinking that's a good outfit? I'd spit on his fat ass back while he's struggling to move.
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>>702895917
Look at the female making the posts and tell me she doesn't have some kinda mental retardation.
If its not troll, my guess would be she has made an online fantasy world for herself. Personally, I doubt the boy is really called 'Alexandra' anywhere except in her own mind.
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>>702895410
I'm not trying to be mean, but there is no way you are above 13 and don't know this. This has to be bait or you are a kid well past your bed time.
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>>702895410
> being this dumb
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>>702894724

I hear you, but we can't quit Anon. Humanity has come too far to allow these fucking faggots to fuck it up completely.
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>>702896277
Damn...
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>>702896277
What the fuck is this shit?
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>>702894123
You made me laugh asshole
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>>702896264
All the 70 year old baby boomer fucks won't retire. Take me for example, I'm just waiting for a 68 year old fuck to retire or die so I can take his job. But the fuck won't do either, even though he is making massive mistakes every day cos he's and old cunt.
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>>702894828

The guy on the right is epically failing at being Anonymous. As is the guy in the middle, but at least he's making SOME kind of effort...
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>>702896413
this pic isn't cringe at all
the guy is right
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>>702896705
Kekkeroni
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>>702896992
Heh (^:
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>>702896014
>gopro on chest

fucking attention seekers reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>702892911
There's nothing wrong with any of this except her spelling, but they're probably tweets so that makes sense.
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>>702897054
>guy

Now you know why it's cringe buddy (=
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>>702892048
Nuair déileáil leis loighic fuaime, beidh bó a dhéanamh go minic fuaim mooo i freagra
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>>702895744
>its in english
>oh shit its america!!!

/sarcasm/
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>>702892798

>monthlyrape
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>>702897023
this
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>>702894722
its the current year you cant use that word
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>>702897223
Fuck off frog
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>>702897127
thanks for pointing that out, stared at that pic for a good minute or two and couldnt even find that shit on his/her fat fucking body
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>>702896277
>sexed equation
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>>702894757
>what am I doing with my life
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>>702897471
What the........
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>>702897523
fucking kek
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>>702896277
one time we were at the bar are he said he was sapiosexual because he likes to surround himself with intelligent friends. I tried to stop from laughing. Hopefully he doesn't mean he wants to stick his dick in smart people. The one problem we have is that my friends aren't that bright and just go with what he says too. He's got major Dunning–Kruger effect.
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>>702895497
This is literally the only story I tell normal people about /b/ because it's universally appreciated.

was it the thigh gap, bikini bridge, or both that anon made up?
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>>702896277
This is satire, right?
I refuse to believe that this is real
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>>702893069
clearly a joke
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>>702897297
that's irish not french, you americunt. go ride your walmart scooter
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>>702897628
Does he have autismo?
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>>702897709
Ok lmao tf
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>>702897865
Reasonable
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>>702897813
>Irish
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>>702897865
I am highly confused
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Gee would you look at that. More extremely fake and unfunny shit.
If I want to see cringe I'd watch CNN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngVty1bcNxQ
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>>702897984
It is though
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>>702897934
pretty much anyone will find it fucking hilarious that /b/ got SJWs to think free bleeding was their idea
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>>702898169
he's probably one of the fecking morons that think it's called 'gaelic'
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>>702898169
Faggot
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>>702894218
>Elder Allen


He's Mormon, kek
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>>702897893
Probably, he likes to hang out with us in our 20s when he's over 30 with no driver's license, dishwashing job, and what's worse is my really dumb friend is obsessed with him still. She's dumb but hot, hot guys hit on her all the time at the bar but she will never kick him out. He broke up with her but they still sleep in the same bed years later.
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>>702894422

>with my teachings, you may now use this word
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>>702892838
>but even liberal parents aren't buying it

thank fuck
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>>702897709

Thigh gap was always a thing, Operation Bikini Bridge was us. And fucking hilarious it was too.
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>>702892911
I'd like to see where she got her data to support the Christians committing more terrorist acts comment. I find that hard to believe. I think Christians and Muslims are both equally retarded but I'm pretty sure the daily car bombs, suicide attacks in the middle east are more frequent than the occasional abortion clinic shooting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avep_1vbUOA
This is pretty cringey though. Try to watch till the end. I dare you.
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>>702896014
Wouldn't this be considered "hate speech" or some shit like that they love to complain about? I mean if anyone goes out with a "fuck black people" shirt, it would be hate speech...
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>>702897865
Dad humour. Its a wonderful thing.
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>>702897223

Leigh anois go curamach, ar do scrudphaipair, na treoracha, agus na gceisteanna, a gaibhann le cuid Aaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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>>702894363
i can imagine a situation wherein the child who answered correctly is a white boy. he is the only one in the class who got it write. the feminazi SJW teacher takes it upon herself to dis-educate the smart white boy, thus fucking him down a level in the name of social justice.
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>>702898462

They invented "privilege" as a way of getting around that. If you're "privileged" (read: from a demographic that they don't like) the rules of hate speech, double standards etc don't apply to you and you're fair game for any kind of abuse they care to dish out.
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>>702898130
didnt even cringe just laughed for a good 3-4 mins. good job
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>>702892911
she is so alfa damnnn
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>>702898627
>dat zip up tie how utterly fancy
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>>702892838
seems like the logical conclusion is to accept the nigger hate that was born in the magical children
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>>702898627
dudes not that unattractive or cringy, just fag outfit
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>>702894292

makes me comfy
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>>702894120
>filename
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>>702892242
Dafucks a zir period, please someone explain
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>>702897865
I pity those fatherless children who can't appreciate this
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>>702894038
i think he wants to date northern australians
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>>702894363

It's the same in Aus - the dumbest people become primary (elementary) school teachers. The dumbest who can get into universities anyway.
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>>702894831
*herself
No normal guy would do that.
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>>702898649
But does their fantasy terms apply to the real law? I don't live in the US, that's why I ask
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>>702898793
nasty feminist/SJW "gender neutral pronoun" that they made up because they're fucking insane
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>>702898793

SJWs don't like the word "his" and "her" because they imply that the person in question is a normal, well adjusted member of society rather than an utterly retarded faggot. "zir", "xer" etc are pronouns for people who don't want to be considered male or female.

It's a good thing actually. It makes the crazies easier to spot.
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>>702897054
You must be so much fun at parties
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>>702894363

you know what they say:

Those who can't, teach
Those who can, use plutonium as mouthwash
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>>702895410
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>>702898883
No lol feminists are like hippies in that they hold little to no power in govt. and are basically a fringe of society that is looked down on
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>>702898169
>as if being Irish is a source of pride
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>>702899000
Checked son
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>>702898627
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>>702898883

Lolno. In fact you don't even have to go as far as the US - a "diversity officer" in the UK tweeted "kill all white men" and was promptly arrested for hate speech. She tried to argue that as a coloured woman she could not be racist or sexist, and that it was impossible to be racist or sexist against men, because privilege.

Unfortunately for her, the cops didn't give a fuck and arrested her anyway. :D

HOWEVER... The college let her keep her job as a diversity officer - so make no mistake, this fucked up logic is beginning to get its claws into mainstream society and it needs to be stopped ASAP.
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>>702899134
is this like those chloe grace moretz photoshops
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>>702899134

As a guy with a giantess fetish, this shit makes me jealous. Being 6'2 isn't always all it's cracked up to be. ;_;
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>>702894084
If this is real I feel horrible for that poor child, like Jesus fuck.
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>>702899233
as a manlet, being short is fucking terrible why are you sad
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>>702894809
I'm actually Gen X, but still worried about your mental health, you should see a professional my man
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>>702894084
hope this is fake
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>>702896014
*walk past on the street*
"Haha what does that suit say? Fuck white people? Haha nice, but isn't that kind of racist."
*gets lectured on cis white scum*
"then why are you promoting only having sex with white people?"
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>>702899233
Dunno what the fuck yer talking about. I'm 6'3" and wouldn't have it any other way. Yer just doing it wrong
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>>702894084
if this is real i would gladly murder that fat bitch. I wouldnt even care if i went to prison.
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>>702899041
They are in decline, so that's all I care about tbh.
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>>702899134
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>>702894507
man, I kinda like this guy, he's goofy, not necessarly cringy
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>>702897023

lol

What job exactly?

What job are waiting for a 70 year old fuck to retire from?

Get fucking real you shit.
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>>702897865
well that was easy
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>>702895410
teacher is right btw
nobody said that all pieces should be equal
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>>702894920
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>>702892048
i don't use facebook but i'd like to contribute to your thread OP.

do you mind if i post something not from facebook?
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>>702899574
WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR FACEBOOK IN PIRATE SPEAK HAHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>702899574
Fuck this lady. What's her dad's fb. I wanna be friends with that dude.
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>>702898901
ty, didn't get it was a pronoun
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>>702899650
cringe right here thanks for contributing
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>>702899624
.....fuck
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>>702893069
ok lost...fucking dumb whore
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>>702894363
MURICA why the fuck are your teachers retarded? do you want a whole generation of retards?
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>>702899000
Your trips don't lie anon
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hahaha feminism is so cancer xDDDDD cucks xDDD epic cringe!1!!11!
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>>702894920
>1994
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worth the read
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>>702899752
i was just being polite...
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>>702899624
>saw related
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>>702894757
Damn, Will Smith really gained some weight
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>>702899848
KILL YOURSELF
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>>702899664
You obviously haven't been on facebook long enough to remember when you could easily switch between languages, including Pirate. I'm guessing you're younger than 20.
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>>702896163
You're contributing to his autism then, well done for being a shit friend
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>>702896014
Never really been a fan of Macklemore
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>>702899999
>>702899999
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>>702892048
faget
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>>702899848
cuck
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>>702899987
trap
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>>702893069
that's Sh0eonhead.
Fucking hell all of the posts here are fake
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>>702899233
im 6'2" and wouldnt change it. never fuck a girl taller than 5'8". always wanted to fuck a really tall girl
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>>702899624
First of all, the total linear length of those 3 cuts is longer than 150% of the first cut. So it would have to be longer than 15 mintues.

Second, you could cut an infinite amount of pieces of wood if they were small enough.

Third, you are correct in that the question should have specified that they should be equal sizes.
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>>702892048
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>>702900223
[autism intensifies]
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>>702900335
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>>702894066
>a man and his chocolate
>gotta relate with those bitches
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>>702900000
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>>702894363
>>702895410
>>702899624
>>702900223
holy shit dickheads
each cut takes ten minutes
there are 2 cuts
stop failing at children's math
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>>702896413
why would they kick him out for drinking milk (unless you brought your own milk)
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>>702896034
And you faggots expect tips at your shit job
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>>702900542
because it never really happened
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>>702899930
Or how about why the fuck would you change it to some faggy ass language?
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>>702900403
i believe he is saying you have autism because you went into such grate detail about something that didnt matter, and speak like a your a incredibly smart person.
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>>702899881
>suck my dick you fag

The irony...
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>>702899671
found him
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>>702896277
>men have sex organs that protrude and become rigid
>women have openings that leak menstral blood and vaginal fluids

But also >>702892242
>>702892911

Sex organs aren't sexed but anything relatable to sex organs is sexist?
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>>702899233
6'4 reporting in....the fuck are you a cuck?be proud to not be a manlet under 6'0
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>>702894699
>the theme is green
>no, not any particular shade
>just whatever
>kinda springy maybe
The third one didn't even coordinate his outfit with his date. Fucking can't handle it man.
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Fuck Facebook I got this
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>>702892048
i'm happy my puberty was before all the social media
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>>702897793
It's taken slightly out of context but is almost spot on, sadly. Had to look her up bc I needed to know if this truly could be real.
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>>702901009
>boyfriend material
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>>702899881
gold
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>>702899881
Top kek good sir
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>>702900531
It doesn't say each cut takes ten minutes. It says the first cut took ten mintues. The way it's worded, the correct answer is that there's not enough information. It doesn't specify what size the pieces should be. It doesn't even specify that the second piece of wood is the same size.

The question is poorly worded.
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>>702898427
only cringe i see here is the censorship by the uploader
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>>702899881
this is you cringe you lose not ylyl
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>>702901481
greentextgo>if she works just as fast

its implying the same amount of time
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>>702899134
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>>702894363
Why the teacher is actually smarter than any of you.

If you would cut a board 4 times, 4 parallel lines would be much longer than cutting across the boards.
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>>702900766
>i believe he is saying you have autism because you went into such grate detail about something that didnt matter, and speak like a your a incredibly smart person.
>you have autism because you went into such grate detail about something that didnt matter
>you have autism because you went into such grate detail
>such grate detail
>grate detail
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>>702899848
what a cuck
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>>702894292

correct answer. It is possible if Maty's pizza is larger than Luis'.

It is cringe - but only only because the teacher is not able to correct ot prperly.
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I present to you our new Cringe Lord
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>>702900851
haha what a madman
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>>702892911
she's not wrong
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>>702901907
>powerful wizard
>cringe
pick the first one and don't say the second one
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>>702893069
> It's Shoe
> Clearly a post it on a phone
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>>702901673
you dont recognize it?
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>>
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>>702901516
He had to. It was removed before by the nazi youtube mods.
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>>702900223
actually, you could cut through the board for 6 minutes, then make 2 cuts each at a 27.266 degree angle to the first cut for 4.5 minutes each to make it through the board in 15 mins
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>>702902111
i was showing how he's not small he's just standing on a lower surface (i know it's photoshopped from that magician posted in every cringe thread for years)
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>>702901763
This also applies.
Go fuck yourself.
There is no God.
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>>702902230
Damn nigga
U took him 2 da bar
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>>702902230
hey dumbfuck, no one said its a cut 1/2 way into the board

you're wrong and stupid

you cut further into the board then cut diagonally, let my logic rip through your asshole like a giant black dick
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>>702899000
No dude. It's 15 minutes
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>>702902517
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>>702902230
it was 2 cuts for 15 mins nerd. you missed the most important part
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>>702902566
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>>702894256
Fuck off faggot, Clarke fucked your mother
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>>702902618
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>>702894724
>Allright
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>>702902672
lol
this kid is on /b/ right now
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>>702902510
it also didn't say you COULDN'T cut partway into the board

>>702902582
no the problem just said she cuts a board into 3 pieces. it doesn't specify how many cuts she made to do it
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>>702894619
OMG I would destroy her!

facebook com tessalyn.billingsley?fref=ts
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>>702902230
Touché

I was just going off the picture, but you can claim victory this round.
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Here's some oc
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>>702902756
oh yeah but it does say the cutter works at the same speed
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>>702898826
AUSTRIA IS NOT AUSTRALIA
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>>702894084
>also cursed with having a son
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>>702894256
those are some ugly ass ties
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>>702903000
checked
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>>702903008
yeah no shit i live in aus
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>>702902982
Just some more fake shit.
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>>702899233
Try being 6'5" like me, or 6'8" like two of my uncles, they have to duck through doorways, but I'm the perfect height
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>>702902756
You can adjust it to 2 cuts anyway.

One cut straight trough and then 5 minutes to cut a corner from one of the pieces
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>>702903150
Oh, nice. I've heard Vienna is really nice. Did you ever go there?
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>>702896667
1 off
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>>702903372
i live in australia and no ive never been to vienna but nah you're alright mate i was just taking the piss
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>>702902756
The question is plenty cut and dry. You know exactly what the question is adking, but rather than just answering the fucking question, you feel some intense urge to soar in to faggot mode and start getting in to unending debates on wording, for no other reason than you feel it's your narcissistic right to cause trouble. If I were your teacher I'd be in jail, for doing the world a giant favor and beating that way of thinking out of your soft head.
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>>702903188
says the guy who saved a normal image as .gif
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>>702903491
:^)
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>>702902230
not really. the cuts at the angle are longer than 5min to complete each.
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>>702903500
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>>702899881
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
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>>702892911
1. The military is a necessary defence unit, whether or not it is used properly.
2. Would have been funny if you had the wherewithal to say "the future is dark".
3. Just plain false. Muslim terror attacks dwarf those of Christians.
4. Transfag, here. I'm willing to grant that not all males are men and not all females are women, but no, all dicks are male and all vaginas are female.
5. You don't know shit; go die from lead poisoning. Also, I said dwarf earlier because I bet it would trigger you.
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>>702903268
Try being 7'4" like me or 12'9" like my uncles. They cant even suppourt their upper body weight. I'm the perfect height.
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>>702903632
Not quite that high but yeah, I do hate your type. A lot.
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>>702903709
Can't argue with that, Andre
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>>702903632
>autism defense, engaged.
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>>702899050
It's a language dumbass. I'm not even the guy who was speaking Irish
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>>702903686
>Transfag here

You'll grow out of it when you no longer need to feel special, that confidence comes on it's own with age.
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>>702902966
don't. he is wrong. it takes longer than 5 minutes per angled cut.
so you have 5 minutes for the initial cut and than 2 additional cuts which both take longer than 5 minutes, since they're angled and have more to cut through in comparison to un-angled cuts. Therefore will take longer than 5min/each
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>>702903873
Carpenter here

Go fuck yourself
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