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ITT POST YOUR SECRETS
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I was diagnosed with MDD and severe social anxiety disorder when I was twelve. They prescribed me 150mg of Sertraline, but I never took it because of the side affects. They all think that I've gotten better, when really I've just learnt how to hide it.
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Im a little bit bored with my life.
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>>702878561
My mother and father had procreational sex, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
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I want to kill the President of the United States of America.
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>>702879214
I wan to kill myself daily, step up to my level faggot.
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I sucked a guys dick once and he sucked mine.
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>>702879214
Kill someone
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I wanna watch my wife get fucked. I want people to cum to her.
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I've helped my past 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog and ive loved it every time
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>>702878561
I like traps, i say that im not gay, but im actually kind of gay
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I fucked my sister in her bed when her friend was passed out next to her... we were pretty fucking drunk. I was 20 she was 25
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>>702879373
>I wan to kill myself daily, step up to my level f

why dont you change it?
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>>702879385

Seems kind of risky. I said bored, that not that I mean I hate my life and want to go to jail.
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>>702879668
Get a job and a hobby
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>>702879601
It's boring being happy all the time, wouldn't you agree. I'm an artist, I'm most creative when I'm feeling negative emotions.
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>>702879668
Kill everyone on the planet.
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>>702878561
I still love her. today was our anniversary but she's not here to celebrate it. I will be up late tonight thinking about it. No matter how hard I try she will never come back. She was the only one who changed me from a depressed sack of shit and she's the one who turned me back into one. You never truly know how much you have until it's gone
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I have a fetish for sticking a tube up my ass hole and letting fatties sit on the other end and blow farts into my ass
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What's it like to have a QT white girlfriend, /b/? Seems to me, they are too overly hostile to us Indian brothas :(
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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
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>>702878561
I love pissing myself while wearing tight pants. If I do it in public it makes me feel even more naughty. The warmth of the piss feels so good and actually makes me very horny and gets me off. Anyone else?
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I've wanted to fuck my cousin since she was 10
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what if the antichrist never shows?
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I know the government is watches
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>>702879492

SHEEESH! Of all the shit-tier Asians, you pick that one!? KYS race traitor!
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>>702879932
I bet your mom fucks your dad, bud.
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>>702878561
I stole this "lesbians" bike because she stole one from my yard for drug money.

She could have sucked the money from my dick like a normal girl and still have a bike but no.
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>>702879910
ill get back to you on that when it happens
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>>702879385
Nothing spices up ones life like taking someone elses.
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Secretly watched girl cousin undress and shower an uncountable number of times. 8/10 body
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>>702880162
Anon~ Stealing bikes from dykes since '04.
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I like the way cocaine smells.
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>>702880147
Her body is so tight and sexy.
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I have ED
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I am George Zimmerman.
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I have a foot fetish. I really like it when people like and suck on my toes. The funny thing is, I'm a straight white, cis male.
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i set up a sex date for my cousin and she doesnt know it was me shes sucking him now
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I'm married with kids and I regularly watch and fantasize shemale domination and gay massage porn.
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>>702880343

HMMMM.... not bad, Anon.
Okay, you win this round.... for now!
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Micky Arison personally fired one dude during 9/11. Carnival corp. had a mass casualty drill.

The dude canceled the drill realising its an real attack bypassing Micky.So he got sacked.
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Either the porn I watch (which some of my friends probably already know about), or how I used to treat my dog like shit. Like, really bad. I don't feel comfortable admitting what I did to her, but I still remember everything, more or less.
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I fuck beautiful high class escorts for fun
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>>702880590

only true post in this thread.
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>>702880330
Sounds like a slogan trump would use.
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>>702880206

I'll probably live out my pathetic days never knowing. Good luck to you though, brotha. I have a feeling you have a good chance.
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I'm 25 now. When I was 22 I took a young 15 y/o girl under my wing. Her father was shit so she needed someone to give her advice and what not. I never thought anything of it because we lived in different states.
Now she's 17 and very close to being 18. I've been in a committed relationship the whole time. After a couple years not hearing from her she tells me she's turning 18 soon.
She wants some fuck and I'm trying not to get party vanned but it's very tempting.
I haven't had 18 y/o pussy in at least 7 years.
When she's 18 I'm leaving who I'm with...
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>>702881034
Don't feel bad, I've never dated/fucked an Indian chick before.
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One of my best friends is dating my ex. We dated for 3 years, and have been seperate for 2 now. He refuses to tell me that they are dating, when he makes it blatently obvious that he is. It bothers hell out of me. I pretend I don't notice because I would rather have a bro than a hoe.
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>>702881056
Huh. Sounds like a shitty decision to make, but you do you (or her in this case).
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Cheated on my ex with a girl who was a lot younger for a while before she got engaged

Now she's single again and I'm cheating on my current partner with her
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>>702881225
Just ask him to do the favor of not being scared of being transparent with you. Tell him that it would hurt less if he would just admit it.
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Trump is going to win.
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>>702881304
It's really shitty but I'm not stable where I'm at I'm my relationship. We're fighting far too much and talking far too little.
Besides it's not every day you get Stacy without being Chad.
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Depressed and considering suicide
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When my wife's much hotter sister came to visit I rubbed my dick in her toothbrush
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I hardscope with the svg-100
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>>702881578
Just make sure to go after who you love instead of who you lust over. It will only hurt you and those around you in the long run if you do something you know is wrong.
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>>702881486
Thanks man. It's been bothering the fuck out of me, and I don't really feel comfortable talking about it to people I know.
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>>702881741
nigger
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i promised my gf i'd never lie to her. been lying every day, i'm just really good at it.
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>>702881578
Oh man, you're lucky. Last time I smashed 18yo pussy I was 15. I'm 33 now and all I get now are older women or women with children.
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>>702881056
Been there done that. Worth it.
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>>702881852
I'm willing to bet that unless she's dumb, she knows. Nobody can keep lying for long.
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>>702881850
niggest.
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my girlfriend and I are white. she doesn't know I'm obsessed with interracial porn
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>>702881668
Well if you're depressed it probably isn't much of a secret.
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>>702878561
I use my sister in laws clean panties to fap and return them hehe
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I am a great magician. YOUR SHIRT IS NOW BLACK!
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>>702880090

Mine is fake rolexes
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I've been shoving a couple strips of toilet paper up my ass everyday to prevent me from shitting myself
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I used to think that cum was scary so for about two years i always jizzed in my pants
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>>702881787
I have always chased love. I was able to find someone young but a bit more relatable and caring. I like raw passion and I'm not getting it where I'm at. Let alone passion at all.
I'm done settling I found something I can be happy with.
>>702881878
All that has wanted me up until this point are fat girls and autismos. Feels good man.
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>>702882418
Thanks for making me laugh
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Got drunk with friends sister and undressed her when she was passed out.
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>>702879932
Jack?
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>>702880867
Elaborate faggot, this is anonymity.
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I started experimenting with putting things up my ass when I was about 14. i don't consider myself gay but my dream is to get fucked by a hot shemale.
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i just blew my load on omegle while a mexican girl watched
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i tell people irl i hate pokemon when i have a stash of misty and chansey porns hidden deep in my computer
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I want to fuck a girl in particular so bad but at the same time I want to break her fucking nose because she's a bitch.
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>>702883342
Dude same

was this back in 2012?
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My wife cheated on me once. This was years ago and I'm over it but I never told anyone
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>>702883527
no literally 5 mins ago lol
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>>702883573
Why didn't you dump that bitch? How did you find out?
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>>702878561
I've convinced as least 4 people that Bjork is Asian

and I plan on convincing many more before I'm through
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>>702879378
A guy sucked me, but I didn't suck him back...sucker!
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I date women but I regularly strip naked, blindfold myself, and allow strangers I meet on CL to come to my flat, tie me up and fuck my mouth, throat and ass as roughly as they like. Then leave.
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>>702883765
if you didn't suck back it doesn't count as gay

>highfive.jpg
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>>702883689
You're pure evil, anon. Pure evil.
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>>702879576
so, are you uncle now??
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>>702878561
Even though I signed up for it, I'm not taking the JLPT this year. That $60 will just have to be a sunk-expense. Besides, I'm becoming more interested in China anyway.
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>>702883673
She told me the next day. We were both wasted at an event and we got in an argument and I left without her, stranding her there. Some random guy took her to a hotel and fucked her. She was sobbing and apologetic about it. I stayed with her because we had a 1 year old daughter (was staying with grandparents that night). It was fucked up and I was pretty wrecked for a while but eventually got over it. This is the first time I ever told anyone, three years later.
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>>702880151
Shut up faggot, I bet you kiss girls.
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I regret it daily, I'm such a fucking faggot... I killed my best friend over an argument... Worst part is, I didn't even get in any trouble at all.
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Because I'm still living in my mother's house I can only have sex in hotel's rooms but I think I read too many shitty creepypastas and now I'm terrified that the someone tie me up and slowly kills me while filming a snuff video in some random hotel.
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Used to fuck my best friends sister when she was 16 and me 24 :)
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Personally, I think Voyager was and still is the best of all the Treks.
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>>702884662

kys. TNG obviously
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>>702883024
shhh...
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>>702884749
TNG is overrated. Literally the only relatable character on that show is Barclay. Even he was better in Voyager.
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>>702883689
As a full fledged Icelander I frown upon your actions
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>>702885095
>As a full fledged Icelander I frown upon your actions

I accept that and I apologize. However, as an individual who visits and posts on /b, you must appreciate the humor inherent in my actions

I should further add that all of the people I've convinced of this have been very young, which means they are extra gullible and will have a difficult time changing this belief in the future.
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I suck my own dick...
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>>702878561
>I was the grassy knoll from which the fatal shots were fired those far off days in Dallas TX in 63.
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>>702884918
I spent most of my youth hoping to see a Deanna Troi nip-slip
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>>702885362
Congratulations, anon. You are a strong independent man.
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>>702878561
Ghostler and the engineer are the same person right?
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>>702880590

Kill moar niggers
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One of my biggest regrets is that when my college roommate came out to me as gay, I didn't have the courage to also come out to him and admit that I fantasized about being in a relationship with him. He's since decided he's not gay anymore and he's married
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>>702885495
Thank Dukat the internet of today is better than it was back then.
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>>702884918

lol barclay. but picard man... come on. i will agree voyager over DS9 and star trek. dont get me started on enterprise
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>>702878561

Posted every time I see this thread:

I have used coercion techniques to get approximately 20 chicks to sleep with me. Some one night stands, some were ongoing fuck toys. The ratio of girls Ive fucked this way vs girls ive fucked after being a "good boy" is about 2:1
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>>702885572

llol she looks like the trans sexual from rocky horror
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>>702885355
What is done is done. I hope to meet one of these people in the future and smite them for their naive nature.
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>>702885577
That baldy? No thanks. I'll take Janeway and her bun of steel any day.
>though I did prefer her more relaxed look
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>>702885698
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>>702885727

lol. i feel you on the relaxed look
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>>702878561
I'm an opiate addict, but I hide it so well that literally no one who knows me has any idea.
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>>702885572
Yeah, turns out there's also much more attractive women on the internet too.
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>>702885788

i afree tho. she bad. i masturbated to her daily
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>>702885839
i feel you buddy
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>>702879532
Every fucking thread.
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>>702885916
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>>702880590
Hi George, nice to find you here
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my buddy filmed his gf's sister in the shower. ive been in love with her since high school but she "friend zoned" my beta ass back then. i cant stop fapping to her tits
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>>702886083
STICK YOUR DICK IN YOUR OWN FUCKING ASS.
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I want the body of a skinny Korean woman.
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>>702879964
I used to piss the bed. I mean, it usually happened when I was asleep. But sometimes, when I was very tired and didn't want to get up, I'd just piss myself while awake. Went on til middle school.
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>>702885362
I have an ex that at least used to be able to do that.
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>>702878561
I was hospitalised after a fat tumblr chick jumped on me.
I noticed a fat chick with dyed short hair in public so I whispered "fucking TPMD". She overhead and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK DOES TPMD MEAN?" I replied "trannies poofs and mental disorders". As I turn around and walk away, the bitch then fucking jumps on me, and I broke my arm and a couple ribs.
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>>702878561
I'm gay and really enjoy ass to mouth.
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>>702886316
Did you end up being a psychopath or no
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>>702884339
cuck
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>>702879971
same here, but mine was 12 when this wish emerged. Now she is 24 and I still haven't fucked her.
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I've been in long term relationship for almost five years now with a friend I've known sience high school, we even have a son who's 1 1/2 years old. I've never told her that the relationship I was in previous to ours was with a transgender woman.
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>>702886307
>I want the body of a skinny Korean woman
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>>702884918
>I have to relate characters to myself to appreciate them
>because I only appreciate myself
>yes I really am that big a self-centered douchewit

Niggerchild, Barclay was an inexcusable after-school special character to teach kids about self esteem. He had no place being on any fucking starship in the federation much less the god damn flagship, and should have never even been on board in the first place, much less given a second, third, 90th chances and still being an insufferable bumbling fucking moron and a creepy fucker.

Worst character in all of Star Trek. If you relate to that, and holy fuck, only that, hang thyself.
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I fucked my best friend's girlfriend and caused them to break up. I still fuck her regularly.
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>>702884392
He shouldn't have taken your birthday present.
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>>702886929
It was thanks to Barclay that Voyager was able to finally contact Starfleet after being cut off for 6 years.
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>>702886633

You should just kill yourself, since you seem to be the one with the defective brain.
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One time I jizzed in my pants from getting dry humped by a stripper giving me a lap dance.
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>>702886437
I never moved past small animals, so no. I do hope to one day hunt the most dangerous prey.
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>>702887109
>Implying voyager is even Star Trek
go watch some more quality UPN programming.


wonder why the voyager Actors were all trying to get out of their contracts and ditch that trainwreck
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>>702887516
fucking hate star trek.
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I jacked off and forgot to wash my hands and made some food for a friend
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>>702887516
>>702887714
>my god, the faggotry
Mr. Paris, adjust your heading.
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>I did it
>It was my fault just like you suspected
>I enjoyed it
>I'm glad he's not alive anymore
>he deserved it
>I'm sorry you'll never hear this for real until your death bed
>I still love you.
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I can stand gore pretty well. One day I had to kill a mouse in class for a lab test and I cried like a fucking baby that night.
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When my wife and I alternate between mmf and mff threesomes when we go on long distance vacation.
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>>702878561
I'm in school learning a trade I'm genuinely interested in, but have no interest in working in, so I'm going to keep on enjoying school, and when I run out of money to fund it, or graduate, whichever comes first, I'm just going to finally kill myself and put an end to 38 years of depression & ass-bleeding meds. Fuck your shitty idea of a livable world, humanity.
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>>702887866
>can stand gore
>cries after killing a mouse

Talk to me after killing another person and see how you feel you little cunt.
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Gay in denial who considers himself bi but say straight when asked.
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>>702888025
Good for you, do it without making a mess. The person who has to clean you up may be just as sad as you are now.
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>>702888151
No one will find me. Been planning to this way since I was a kid and saw how everything else dies.
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>>702878561
I have never had any interest in life, I remember looking up stuff like 'reasons to live" in second grade. Thanks to an antibiotic side affect my face got ruined and i became a super antisocial recluse, 3 years of college down and a whopping 0 friends. Every attempt to kill myself has failed, I can't even get that right. I also think I had a stroke 3 weeks ago
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>>702878561
My cousin and I are both heroin addicts who enable the hell out of eachother. He has the best contacts so i pay for his bags sometimes if he takes me to his dealers. He recently got out of rehab and we went on a good 2 week bender before both of us got on suboxone. His dad goes to anonymous meetings for family members of drug addicts; our whole family has been incredibly worried and I've been fueling him this whole time.
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In seventh grade my friend came out to me, and I told him I was bi. I never really gave it much thought but I decided to give it a try. I spent the night at his place and we got freaky, he blew me and when he asked me to return the favor I told him no, because I was raped as a child and wanted go see if it would suppress the memory. That was a complete lie, I just didn't want to suck his dick
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illiterate
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>>702888273


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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>>702888056
I had to put down some other animals (dogs, cats, rabbits, rats and one horse) but I always did it with anesthetic overdose. But with the mouse I had to do it with my own hands and I felt all of it's vertebras breaking. Guess I just need practice.
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>>702888650


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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When I was 13 my best friend randomly out his hand up my shorts and started rubbing my dick through my boxers. It made me question my sexuality for a long time
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>>702878561
I never wash my hands.
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The Juwes are the men that will not be blamed for nothing.
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>>702878561

I am an extremely jealous man. And I hate myself for it. Ive wasted all my late teens to mid twenties doing literally nothing to improve my life except only just recently, yet I feel stuck in my position because I'm so cripplingly afraid of change even though I crave for success.

all women I end up falling for end up insane. And when I mean insane i mean diagnosed schizophrenia and shit along that nature, FUCK i mean the chick i talking to is a slut who was apart of a Muslim exorcism. The last women i fell for ended up up being a complete unforgivable piece of shit in real life so that really fucked me up emotionally.

Hopefully I can finally realize my dream of winning the lottery so i an at least be sad in a highrise condo and maybe fuck a couple hundred tranny escorts to make me forget about how shit life is.
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>>702889021


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
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staying the night at a friend's place, hope he doesn't notice lol
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>>702889673
Of all the things to spam, I guess it's not bad.
Seriously, though. This is 4chan, nobody gives a shit. Go spam some little fag's minecraft server or something.
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>>702889508


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
>>702889974


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
>>702878561
>we all have secrets

gay
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>>702880590
>I am George Zimmerman.
I am George Zimmerman.
>>
When I was 13 I came to preteen gymnastics girls. Now that I'm 42, I still cum to preteen gymnastics girls.
>>
I thoroughly hate my boyfriend's mother. I honestly wish she would die.
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>>702884342
never kiss them on the lips
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>>702878561
The only reason I didn't order a prostate massager was because of how long the shipping would take except I would have had it by now.
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>>702890531
same.
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>>702890677
>I don't like you either. you better watch your self were wanted men I`ve got the death sentence on 12 systems!
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my friends car tried to finger me in the back of my mom
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>>702891294
So edgy
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>>702878561
I am a pathological liar, I believe love never is magical or that it is nothing but a high regard of someone but even that is selfish, The only way I will ever be good to you or take your interests is if you have something to offer the friendship, if you don't well then you are nothing to me. I once strangled a cat it happened after on my parents farm we had a cat that was in pain. i stabbed it through the ribs and I felt powerful once I felt its lungs burst from the shock and its last breath leave its fragile body. The messed up thing is my sister was attached to it yet it was the tool to the deafening of my own mind. The only time I am not planning out my moves of manipulation or figuring out how to break you down. I am doing drugs, having sex with girls I have swayed so that they never can let go or forget of me. I enjoy violence but I would rather not street fight I see the fun in the sport but there was nothing more satisfying then throwing caustic soda into someone's face or choking someone with braided steel fishing line until they passed out, not killing them but rather just getting the pleasure of watching their unconscious body lay in the alley. You may not believe me but that is okay. I know what I am and who I am. God.
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>>702880590
Not enough dead niggers in the world. You're doing God's work.
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>>702879492
you're the reason hitler was right.
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>>702879532
Alright. You need to tell the story. Was this three separate occasions? Did you invite them all to come over together? What did you say to them to get them to do this?
>>
>>702891424
its ok if your dick don't work.
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>>702880343
Anyone here would gladly cuck you.
>>
>>702879576
This is hot. How did it happen? We want details
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>>702879794
Yes. Happy is the death of creativity
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I want to get my bellybutton pierced

Have told my GF already about it and she´s fine with it.

Haven´t stepped up yet and got it done
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>>702891675
Yes I have a massive willy. All girls do
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>>702881056
She'll fuck you a few times and take off, so better be sure you want out.
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>>702880590
You can't fl>>702880778
imflam the Zimzam
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>>702879878
I'm there with ya guy.
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I've got ironclad blackmail material on about 5 girls. I've never met them, there's no chance of it leading back to me, and I've got enough information about family/friends to be convincing.

I'm getting closer and closer to actually doing it.
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>>702891883
I want to do this too but I'm afraid to be marked as a slut for it.
We'll do it together, anon. I'll grab your hand
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>>702881225
No. He is not one of your "best friends" if he is fucking your ex
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>>702891926
hey hey its cool just take some boner pills maybe watch a porno you`ll feel right as rain :)
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>>702878561
I often fantasize on how to get away with murder.
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>>702889974


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
>>702882416
If you have stool that is that loose, you should take a couple fiber pills with each meal. That will firm up your stool
>>
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>>702878561
I'm a nigger, but I don't steal, fight, rape, riot, loot, have 15 nigglets, or avoid bathing. I also have an education and my skin is white.
>>
>>702885672
What sort of coercion techniques?
>>
My Car molested me in the back of my moms friends uncle. I still remember what it said "if you don't reply to this post your moms friend will die in her sleep tonight."
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>>702892490
Transnigger is a mental disorder.
>>
I've went on a Grindr date and ended up being raped. Never told anyone and never will.
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>>702886337
Turned your back on the enemy, lived to tell the tale and battle another day.
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>>702879091
I'm tanking my life just now because I'm having a massive bout of depression, but nobody knows because I'm hiding better than the Swiss hid all that gold the Nazis stole from the Jews

>>702879373
I've sucked dick three times in the last year, once you get over the guilt and fear of what others will think of you it's actually a lot of fun, also only a guy knows how to give a blowjob the right way, no woman ever rocked my world so well as another guy did.

>>702879373
I get like that every few days, only my fear of pain stops me.

>>702879538
Whats the problem?, just enjoy yourself.

>>702880590
Then you sir are a great man.
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I'm wainting for the power point of my fucking retarded classmate right now and I have to wake up in 2 hours. I'm just passing time fantasizing about how I would like to kill her.
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Guns lots of guns. More guns than police. Kill police that suppresses castle doctrine that protects niggers. Kill all niggers and we are all free! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH_-O7ev2o!
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I'm fucking my sister's fiancé
And I'm dating his brother
This has been going on for a few months and I don't know what to do
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>>702888579
Great album
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>>702892228
Kill all niggers and we are all free! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihH_-O7ev2o! [Embed]
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>>702892634
You know my secret!
>>
I am severely depressed to the point where I can't finish my studies. My family doesn't know. Have hidden it for two years now.

Only thing that stops me from suicide is that it would probably severely traumatise my younger siblings.
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>>702892580
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>>702891300
What?
>>
my wife cheats on me and I dont act like I know because I dont care if she leaves and I like jerking off to the texts and pictures on her phone with mspy.
>>
Lost my virginity at 28, but spent too many years masterbating or jacking into a fleshlight so actual pussy doesnt work for me. Have yet to orgasm during sex.

FUCK
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>>702879492
LOL. Shit-tier.
>>
>>702892228
>Take a look at my girlfriend
>She's the only one I got
>Not much of a girlfriend
>Never seem to get a lot
Beat her to submission and fuck her. Then have her make sandwiches.
>>
>>702881014
You're a moron.
>>
I recently pooped in the shower
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>>702880867
Just say it, you bitch.
>>
>>702893707


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
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>>702893981
Confirmed nigger.
>>
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Here's a secret for you. I found nudes of my rival from college floating around on the internet. A few reverse image searches, and I've got a whole set of her.

...I can't bring myself to do anything with them.

Pic unrelated.
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>>702894056


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
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>>702893707
I like your style.
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>>702893981
Black Stallion, Oakland, CA.

Only black meat works that strip club.

Fuck Google.
>>
>>702878561
I am Samefag
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>>702894423
I am at a loss sir bravo.
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>pic not related
I'm getting married to a girl I don't love but had a child with in order to take care of my daughters health problems through government assisted insurance. I'm aweful.
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>>702888006
>When my wife and I alternate between mmf and mff threesomes when we go on long distance vacation.
story?
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>>702894423


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
>>702894563
yes you are, best black meat you will never tap.
>>
>>702886929
thank you for saying this so i didn't have to
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>>702894236
>my rival from college

the fuck kind of shitty teenage bullshit is this
>>
I fuck my mother
>>
>>702889673
One of the worst and most annoying songs of all time.
>>
>>702891294
Why is everyone on this site so fucking stupid?
>>
>>702894735
wait do you me to fuck you or you top fuck me?
cause I am so confused.
>>
>>702894838
What do you mean?
>>
>>702894882


Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>
>>702894996
you tell me newfag?
>>
I went to this forum called 4chan once

There are some bad people there

Now I am a hacker too so I can make good memes
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>>702894857
You wish you fucked your mother.
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>>702895057
most rivalries just die out after high school m8. continuing them on after that is usually linked to shitty self esteem or somebody who never quite makes it to maturity

if you're just being a bitchy femanon you can keep that shit going in the workplace, but you don't call it rivalry.
>>
I enjoy spanking girls for discipline or fun. Always bare.
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>>702895380
lol okay
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I'm afraid of getting into a relationship because I'm worried about potential heartbreak.
>>
i dyed 10 years ago
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>>702895502
Same. My girl loves it, calls me daddy
>>
I have some of the most cutest chicks in my class(year 8) I want to storm in one day with a gun (with a silencer) shoot the teacher and lock myself and everyone in the class and rape all the girl and torture all the boys
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>>702896371
Mine does too.
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>My grampa confessed he was the Zodiac Killer >only was a familiar secret until his dead
>>
>>702896371
>>702895502
nothing wrong with a bit of DD/lg, its a great kink
>>
>>702896490
Ted Cruz is your dad?
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I got into a big fight with one of my best friends. Nicest, most genuine guy you'll ever meet. Always had something positive to say, and not in that annoying way. For the next couple months after the fight, every time I saw him (we had mutual friends) I acted like a snide cunt who looked down on him for his choices. Then he died.

Wish I could've been his friend at the end.
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>>702896541
True. All girls need a good spanking.
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>>702896816
you know how it works. bad girls get spanked, good girls get rewarded.
>>
>>702896541
>>702896816
I usually eat her out after, then oil massage. She associates the spanking with the orgasm , so it comes easier, no pun intended
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>>702896975
THIS.
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>>702896975
They learn eventually. All girls want to please daddy.

>>702896978
I don't think my wife would be happy if I ate out my girl after spanking her. ;)
>>
>be me
>every other night sneak outside completely nude and go jack off in my street.
I love going to the old woman next door and jizzing on her door or jerking it on her back porch. I love this shit
>>
>>702897087
Sir, all girls must be reassured after a spanking
>>
>>702897087
probably best to do it when your wife isn't there, then

>also age
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>>702897257
The ones who aren't my wife get cuddles.
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>>702897209
I also love to shit in her yard or on her front porch. I try to do it on camera but no one is really interested. Its actually hot as fuck
>>
>>702897304
Secrecy would make my girl even naughtier. She would not want to get the wrong side of mommy.
>>
I don't love my girlfriend anymore...I wanna leave her because I feel bad wasting any more of her time, but I'll be living with her for at least the next year.
>>
>>702897434
this sounds like an interesting situation you're in anon, I would appreciate details
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>>702897434
My fiancee enjoys it more if there's a risk of being caught, we usually wait until kids are in bed, but not necessarily asleep.

Or if we have guests over
>>
I think I know more than anyone around me but at the same time I do retarded stuff why am I like this
>>
>>702897522
Mommy and daddy (me) spank our girls when they are naughty. Always bare. We console the girls after spanking but only my wife gets special reassurance after being thoroughly tanned. Our girls do however receive gentle rubbing of their sore behinds, sometimes with a cooling lotion. Works better when they are getting it at bedtime. The soothing coolness helps them sleep.
>>
I'm in my 30's and I've never had sex
>>
>>702897764
how old are the girls? and do you think they play up for the spanking at all or is it genuine punishment to them?
>>
>>702878561
I raped a rape victim a day after she got raped
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>>702897873
Genuine punishment but they always love knowing the slate is clean; that their offenses are forgiven and they are loved unconditionally. They sometimes receive play spanks and act naughty, for laughs and to rile us up a little. We have caught them engaged in some 'house' playing both just them and with friends. Had to cover my mouth to hold in laughter when hearing them mimic us as 'parents'.
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>>702897717

what kinda retarded stuff do you do
>>
So far I had nobody who really loves me, the 4 guys I had in my life all used me because they picked up on my insecurities and apparently that's something to exploit. I lost my virginity to a married man (didn't know he was married) in his 40s, I hate myself for this every day. I am worthless. Having daddy issues, I guess I'm just so desperate for sweet words and love that I just let them.

But I just want someone to love me and be able to look past the insecure me, one guy who isn't a piece of shit and would rather help me get on my feet than to take advantage, I want that someone mostly because I have so so much love to give and I'm so loyal, and I want to know how it feels To be loved.

I've not been with anyone for 4 years because I'm terrified.

Just because a girl doesn't realize how much she's worth, doesn't mean it's up to you to make her even more worthless :(

I'm such a wasteeee
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>>702898625
james.grant7 AT mail DOT com

I'm willing to listen.
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>>702898625
insecure girls with daddy issues are kind of my specialty area. Can be exhausting sometimes but you cant help what you're into.

insecurities and daddy issues are both things that make you kind of an easy target for dicks, though - obvious buttons to be pushed and you respond well to attention, even if it's not always positive.

It can definitely work out for you, it's just harder to sort the wheat from the chaff. If you want specific advice feel free to ask.
>>
probably gonna eat a flank steak tomorrow. it's gonna be good.
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>>702884662
Shut up Jeff.
>>
>>702899475
fuck, I'm starving right now. thanks anon.
>>
i have cripiling depresion
>>
The only relationship I've had was when I was used as an outlet for a sadistic bitches urges. She still dated other people while this went on and I only existed to her when she needed something.

I honestly miss her quite a bit
>>
>>702880331
Does cocaine smell like money, or does money smell like cocaine?
>>
>>702897858
you do remember where we are right? This is normal.
>>
Got my foot stuck in a stream when I was little.
It was winter, and I was too far from the nearby houses for my screams to be heard.
After a while my foot and leg went numb... and the tears stopped coming.
I stopped screaming and felt this deep stillness wash over me.
I remember thinking how beautiful the snow looked as it fell through the grey tree branches above me.

Shortly after that moment, somebody came and rescued me. It turns out they were out for a stroll through the woods and heard my screams but couldn't figure out where I was right away.

Truth is, I've never felt that kind of peace since. I have so much that I want to do in this life, I definitely don't want to die.
And yet... a part of me does.
A part of me just wants to be at peace.
>>
killed myself dead once
>>
>>702878561
i try to fuck my cat
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>>702899925

i am eating two fried eggs right now. they are good. they are also killing my family.
>>
>>702900968

i did it twice. STEP. UP. YOUR. GAME. ANON.
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I do too much cocaine.
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>>702901330
If you're in wa hook it up
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>>702901365
No luck, not-a-cop. I'm in Denver.
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>>702901365
wa aus or wa usa?
I've got a hookup for one of them
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>>702901471
Well at least I tried. Snort on brother
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>>702901518
Usa
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>>702885672
Don't i know you mister?
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>>702901118

you are an eggcohol.
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>>702901741
Cheers brother. I'll do a bump for ya. It's literally the least I can do.
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>>702901741
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>>702902679
Love you! Gonna jack it dreaming I had that
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>>702899229
How do I sort the wheat from the chaff? I'm sick of being alone but don't want to get hurt either, there's only so much a person can take. It'd be nice to know how I can sort them out
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