What is the most degenerate thing you've ever done?
>I've masturbated in church.
>>702874128
I've masturbated to scat and puke porn
>>702874128
i put mayo on my steak
>>702874128
i punched a dog once
>>702874391
You disgusting mother fucker
ive masturbated into my little sisters panties. definitely my biggest regret in life so far
>>702874429
why?
>>702874562
Did she find out or are you just guilty?
>>702874562
How old was she at the time?
>>702874597
cuz he called me fat
>>702874128
Smell my aunt's underwear awhile jerking off
>>702874128
Oooo how edgy OP. You sure put those priests and ministers who have been molesting altar boys for centuries to shame. Go you
I got into this shitty site
One time I cut a hole in one of my sisters stuffed penguins and fucked it
>>702874612
>>702874656
im just really guilty. of course this is /b/ and everybody's really depraved but I don't know, its hard to look at my sister.
and she must have been 13 at the time and i was 15
Fucked my cousin in her ass multiple times, went through her phone and forwarded nudes to myself, and that's about it
>>702875319
damn dude nice. i wanna fuck my cousin
>>702875016
I never said I was worse than them. I just said that was the worst thing I've done.
>>702875274
It's okay Anon, what's in the past is in the past.
jacked off in school. during PE we were walking the track and was behind a girl with a huge ass for like 15 minutes. bathroom was completely empty and i did what i had to to relieve myself.
Was at a game that I got bored at so I went to the car and jerked off into my brothers beanie
>>702875445
Yeah I mean it's whatever and eventually you'll stop. But it was interesting to say the least and good for me considering I could cum whenever I wanted and didn't have a gf
>pic related
My 11 year old cousin slowly started putting her hand down my pants while I was playing video games. She did it REALLY slow, like 1 inch every 5 minutes. Pretty sure she did it, so I wouldn't notice, but I was sure as fuck hoping that she would keep going. At the same time, I was scared that it would develop to anything further because I had a small 3 inch hard at the time. As an act of desperation, I sat up, and she recoiled her hand out of my sweatpants. I acted like I didn't notice anything at all.
inb4 could've gotten laid when I was 13 with the girl I fantasize about almost every time I jack off to this day.
>>702874128
I shit in a urinal at Crack Barrel
>>702876301
Dirty Indian.
Being born
>>702875579
thanky you anon
>>702875016
Please end your life.
>>702876570
Wrong fag. Guess again
>>702876945
Sneaky Mexican?
9/11.
>>702877026
Closer lol we are Hispanic but not Mexican
>>702877390
I still love you tho so don't be offended :3
>make girls gag on my cock until they puke on themselves while tied up
>slap, choke, spit on them
>make them piss themselves
>can't cum usually until they're genuinely crying
Scared that my urges are getting weirder and worse. Terrified to be next David Parker Ray when I'm older.
>>702877390
>Hispanic
You are white washed as fuck for a wetback to Mexicans
>>702874391
I hope you get your left nut stuck in a trash compacted in a room infested with zika mosquitos. I fucking love mayonnaise but what you just described makes my fucking butthole pucker
My parents worked so I had to look after my little sister, whenever I cooked for her I jacked off into her food (I tracked how much I came and calculated she probably had at least a liter of my cum over the years and once saved up half a cup of it over three months in the freezer to bake into brownies for her)
I'm not even sexually attracted to her, just the action of it turned me on
>>702877516
More?
I fucked my aunt
>>702877050
Kill yourself, edgy autistic faggot kid. Die.
I received a call from a local hospital to confirm an appointment the next day. I never made an appointment. I took this opportunity to cancel the appointment meaning that somebody was going to show up at a hospital and be turned away.
They could have a painful std, ass cancer, aids, an ear ache, an unwanted child and they would be turned away because that receptionist called the wrong person.
and you know what?
I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OFF AT THE THOUGHT OF THIS HUMAN BEING IN AN AILING CONDITION BEING TURNED AWAY AND WOULD DO THE SAME THING AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL I DIED.
I've fapped to man X mare beastiality multiple times. For the record though it was a phase I'm slowly getting over.
>>702877811
edgy
>>702877811
wow! careful, don't cut yourself on that edge boy!
>>702877811
>on 4chan
>is edgy
>doesn't know how medical appointments work because lives at home
Sounds about right for everyone in this thread
>>702877516
Yeah its a gradual decay through deranged sexual urges. Just look at how Bundy says that's what led him to committing his crimes.
>>702877811
wow you're so cool man, I wish I could be an edgy psycho like you xDD
>>702877894
any good places to watch?
>>702876301
i couldnt care what ethnicity you are. its great. got more pics you can post? what were your ages? how did it start?
>>702878314
Only name I can remember is gaybeast cause it's such a weird one. Don't let the name fool you. A lot of it is dog stuff but you can just type mare and get what you're looking for.
Stole my ex's little sister's panties and jerked off into them. When I found out she was cheating on me I waited for 4 years for that sister to turn 18 then fucked her and sent the ex the video.
Multiple sexual acts with my sister when we were younger
>>702878846
That's pretty degen anon
>>702878987
details!
>>702878846
Still got the video?
>>702878425
>>702876301
Sure anon. We stared off young...maybe her 9 and myself 11. We didn't have sex at that time though just touching and stuff. When we were each about 3 years older we would hangout alone at her house while everyone was outside and after we went for a swim I think that was the first time we actually had sex. Wet pussy was deff new to me. It continued for many years though
>>702879002
Still fuck her every so often. She had a crush on me when I first met her (7 years ago) which was interesting to deal with without crushing her adoration of me because I have to admit I kinda liked the thought of her having a crush on me. We lived in the same house together.
I dunno about degenerate...
But i killed someone before
Never been caught
>>702879164
No. Video was made like 5 phones ago.
>>702878068
Really hard to control myself during sex, even when I tell myself to behave. Last girl left me after she lost consciousness from me hanging her. She woke up to me fucking her unconsious body. It was so fucking hot, but that was the last girl I actually dated.
>>702879149
I dont know man. She's not the only immediate family memeber its happened with. The worst was a pretty big age gap not to mention the gender factor. Im pretty fucked up about it.
>>702879288
You can't just say that AND get dubs without giving us the story!
>>702874128
I masturbated furiously in the school bathrooms stall after the ass of a black girl wearing a skirt in my class made my dick diamonds.
>>702879322
Rip in kill
>>702879355
gotta tell us man. my dick is hard.
>>702879478
>>702879288
Would like story too. Don't have to give any details on where or when, but you should share.
>>702879233
that sounds awesome. at what point did you start fucking her ass. keep going with pics man i love them!
>>702879233
Any more pics?
>>702879478
My sister and I really just did a lot of touching and rubbing nothing crazy. The other event though.. Its hard to even say on here.
>>702879341
What did she say when she woke up? And how do you manipulate them into doing that shit? Are they sub-par looking, making them more susceptible to shit?
>>702874128
>Be 14 at 2am
>Just finished masturbating to hentai bondage flash
>Vag spread with my seed
>Leave tab open and room door ajar
>Come out of bathroom after washing up and peeing
>Mom standing outside my room with door fully open
>Mad at me for staying up, but its a natural bodily function, play it cool
>Never talk about it again
>>702879792
How so? What happened?
>>702877390
So you're saying you're Mexican but not Mexican.
Which is it?
>>702879792
Before we were even in school we would lay in the same bed together and slide each other's hands down our pants and just rub.. Once we were both put in the bath tub, sitting at opposite ends and I stood up and walked to her corner shoving my crotch in her face. I was probably 4 at that time.
Stuck a tube up my butthole and let a 380 pound fattie sit her butthole on the other end and blow farts into my ass
Saw pic related fucking a bitch and didn't do shit
>>702874128
Either the times I felt up my sister in her sleep, or the fact that whenever I'm alone in the house I steal her clothes and pretend I could be a cute girl
>>702880164
This is it no joke. The infamous uppertanker
https://youtu.be/m1zARljlhCU
>>702879745
We experimented with anal when she was like 12 and I was like 14/15 by me putting pencils and pens in there. I remember it was hot. I put a somewhat thick marker in her ass and she gasped I guess because it hurt her a little bit. Then when I was 16 we were on a Florida trip and when everyone was sleeping I crawled on top of her and stuck it in her ass with just saliva. She gasped a little bit but had to stay quite obviously. I was too scared to finish inside her so I came inside a Snapple bottle
>old but most relevant pic of her asshole
>>702874750
Same thing happened to me with a mexican penguin
blamed rape on one of my classmates
>at Halloween party
>hot qt passed out upstairs
>go up there and give in to my primal instincts
>start hotdogging my dick between her ass cause too scared to penetrate
>she wakes up two strokes in
>i get a couple more slams in
>she starts to freakout
>run outta there
>see guy without costume
>give him mine and tell him he can have it cause im leaving
>he says thanks buddy and puts it on and asks for my name
>give him a false one
>leave party
from what i heard
>girl screamed that some dude was rubbing his dick on her ass while she was knocked out
>described the guy as wearing a costume like mine
>everyone pointed the dude i gave the costume to
>he denied it and said that false name gave it to him
>there was no false name at that party
>no action was taken but the girl went home crying and the dude got kicked out by the party thrower
>word spread like goddamn wildfire
>his parents found out
>he got sent to the military as a punishment
>>702880446
mmmmmm. must have been so great cumming inside your little cousins teen asshole. dont have a pic of her? id love to see.
>>702879897
I actually have high standards, but I can tell when a girl is going to be easier to manipulate. Usually find kinky girls on tinder, bars, at parties. I'm friendly and not the type you'd think would be really freaky. Then just start slow, gradually pushing them (if they aren't the kinky type) past their comfort zone. I can tie different knots very fast and have different whips, paddles, collars, gags. When my ex lost consciousness she was in bed, wearing dog collar with chain. Tossed chain over her dorm bunks metal frame above us. Pulled her until she was hanging and stuggling but would let her down just enough to catch her breath until I waited to long. When she woke up she tried to push me off, but I fucked her until I came. Then told her I didn't realize she wasn't awake, and I'm sorry and that shit. We broke up a couple weeks later.
>>702875104
That sir, is... is not valid.
>>702874128
I masturbated in church dressed as a trap. Top that OP.
>Can green text it for keks if anyone wants
>>702880302
the pressure of the gas forcing its way into my insides feels good man
>>702880022
I was 12, brother was 6. I introduced him to oral. I got carried away and attempted to penetrate and he started to cry. I never have talked to him about it since. I know i probably fucked him up for life and I want to fix it. I had a lot of negative sexual experienced growing up and it just seems to run in the family I guess.
>>702879478
Guy pissed me of bad, tried to steal 15 grand from me on a drug deal. I heard he was going to try and rob me before the deal even happened. So .. i took it with a grain of salt since it was second hand knowledge. Hide the money just before meet up. He tried to rob me. Noticed i didn't have the cash on me. He leaves... Pissed off talking shit.
>Ok tough guy
I waited for him the next night, got me a burner
He was coming out of a very dark home shitty home ghetto as fuck. Think it was abandoned.
Shot him about 4 times Left
This was 8 years ago
>>702880712
Sounds hot. Pics?
>>702874128
my ex girlfriend of 4 years's dad was a gospel singer, we had sex in just about every church in a 50 mile radius.
I'm a manipulative fuck who can string an easy girl. But I'm a push over pussyfag so I can never dump them until a trainwreck and I just endure shitty sex and mediocre personalities until either one of us dies. Going 1+ year strong. I might just marry her if it carries on, love? Gun, gun, anyone...
>>702880754
>>702880835
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't fuck with just anybody.
>>702874128
My son's fiance gets my dick so hard.
>>702880600
Holy fuck dude. You should've just gotten out of there not place the blame on someone else.
>>702880640
I'm reluctant to show her face lol not sure if I'm ready for that but here is another picture. She used to swallow too at one point. Anal was the best though since she didn't care if I went in raw with no lube.
>>702880955
I worry about my intestines rupturing if she farts too hard though from bad taco hell gas tho
>>702880835
How certain are you that he died?
>>702880856
>Was degenerate
>Was
W A S
A
S
>>702880654
>>702877516
am i the only one whos a little jealous of all the shit david parker ray got to do? all those hot bodies and holes he was just able to use whenever and however he wanted?
>>702880654
Alright one more question since we're pretty similar. At what age did it go from watching that kind of porn, to actually doing it?
>>702881125
MODS
>>702880835
Nice, bet it feels good knowing you've taken a life. If you're ever in that situation again hesitation won't be a factor.
>>702881175
Once a degenerate, always a degenerate.
I was born
>>702880712
moar
>>702881132
>>702881169
People talk, he didn't make it to the hospital
>>702877747
Greentext that shit
>>702874128
I hugged a jew.
>>702881397
Usually though I just end up with severe gas pain for the rest of the day
>>702877516
>>702881488
Get the fuck out you degenerate scum.
>>702881125
oooh. man if you can get up the courage id love to see her. all these stories are making me so fucking hard. seems so great just going hard and raw on your cousins butthole and emptying out inside her.
>>702877516
>>702881566
ayy lmao
>>702881555
I'm out of Lauren Conrad reactions.
Also checked.
My neighbors and family were out of the house. Neighbor always has their door unlocked. Rubbed my dick between my neighbors cat's tail and back, while it pushed back because it was a horny female black cat.
>>702881242
Meh not really, i was ok with it, since more then likely he would do it to someone else.
Messed with me for about a month. Then it just slowly faded away and zero fucks were givin. The first week was the worst
>>702880446
Bruh, that's a horses asshole...
I am very visual and could not find even a catalog to fap to so i found a picture of ballerinas and rubbed one out. They were pretty young. That's my dirtiest dirt.
>>702881201
Lost my virginity at 13, but was awkward social retard until 16. Got older girlfriend who was down to try mostly whatever I wanted at around that time. Over next year go from "hehe let's try anal" to choking, spitting, slapping, generally making her feel like a useless whore. Had already loved that type of porn from IRC chat rooms when I was younger. After we split I just gradually pushed each girl further and further.
>>702881181
Not the only one at all man, believe me. I would've had my toy box under ground though, especially with all that land. He was just cocky and sloppy.
>>702881769
You'll have to excuse the bad phone and light quality but it's deff a girls ass
>>702881488
>>702881588
witness Hitler GETs
I've masturbated while driving down the highway to the fantasy of some scrawny Jewish man having his beautiful aryan looking wife NTR'd by an SS officer in exchange for protection.
Checkmate fuckers
>>702874128
Masterbate to cp.
>>702875274
Well you gave in to an urge. But you feel guilty about it now. Nothing you can do now but accept it and try to move on
>>702877516
You notice the changes. Serial killers don't recognize anything. They do it because they feel it's normal.
>>702882036
>not even that bad
>checkmate mother fuckers
You're so edgy huh
>>702882160
I thought this was a cringe thread
>>702875274
Feeling guilty is the reason you're a good person deep down. Dont let it eat you up so much.
My gfs pussy smelled and tasted like fish but i ate her out anyway because i didn't have it in me to tell her and make her cry
>>702881848
just cumming inside all those tight hot young assholes whenever he wants. leaves them while he goes to do errands or whatever. naked and pumped full of cum. just to go back and say, hmm i feel like cumming in that little sluts asshole again. and being able to do it.
I pooped on an action figure then put it in a friends neighbors mail box for the giggles
>>702874128
>implying there's anything special about church
you fapped in public , that's what you did
One time, just the once mind you, I called OP a faggot.
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>702882386
now thats what I call "shit-posting"
I fucked my stepsister.
when i was a kid i found a dog outside with a collar on but it was cute and i wanted to keep it so i took off the collar and showed it to my mom and she said we could keep it
>>702882059
i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot
>>702874750
that's because you are fat, you fat faggot. also i'm the dog. bitch.
>>702882376
Sex is always good. But having the power over whether someone lives or dies, to see the fear and pain in their teary eyes as you push a knife into the side, or electricity shock their perky tits. THATS what I love. The tools for torture he designed were incredible.
>>702874750
he? wtf is your little sister trans?
>>702882835
so you think youre gonna do it? kidnap a girl and rape her and torture her and cum in her butthole and all that?
>>702882386
Was one of the ones you have to reach down into
I bet this is your new fetish
>>702880712
I want greentext pls
>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>702882640
post timestamp dogo
>>702883008
Doubtful, don't have much money and work and friends take up most of my time, but who knows. When I'm 50 and my parents are dead and I'm just working and drinking all day I may get bored. I'm always having new ideas, but until I have the funds and means there isn't much I can do. Would never just do it once and end up in jail or becoming an hero. If I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it right.
>>702882640
Sometimes they do, on the rare moments you're allowed to break character.
Cheated on my gf of 3 years with 5 different women constantly.
Because I can, and I sleep just fine at night :)
>>702874128
I masturbated while in traffic.
>>702883568
I saw you do it, and liked it.
>>702883494
you ever found any good real rape videos online? i can only find fake looking bullshit. im curious what you fap to. seems like you need some pretty heavy shit to get off. im hard thinking of using these girls as fuck toys against their will.
>>702875274
You're gonna have a really hard time being an adult if you can't leave your teenage years behind.It's just not the way to go.
>>702882543
Green text that shit
>>702883556
> I sleep just fine at night
Of course you do....why wouldn't you?
>>702875188
I used to do a cardboard of Frosted Flakes... Are we soul brothers?
>>702874128
Raped a few girls
I used to kill frogs and lizards as a kid. Cut off lizard heads and would sometimes catch frogs just to break their hind legs and throw them in the pool to see how long they could last. Yeah, I was that kind of kid.
I brake checked someone, they rear ended me. I lied and everyone found them at fault. Got the repair money, kept it.
Did 105 in a 50, saw cop lights catching up in behind. I knew the highway and saw a private road, went off at around 95, bumped neutral, cut the battery and coasted down a dirt road into the trees. Cop flew by. DON'T EVER WAIT. Turned on, gunned it down the road to a concession and onto another highway, coasted.
Caused fights with a kid when I was younger almost daily. He goes to anger management, last I heard he got arrested for domesticating his wife.
Stole a candy bar at a convenience store.
Pretty tame.
>>702884087
Gib us the deets, anon
>>702874128
I guess thats the way to go. I fucked a dog before masturbating in church.
>>702877684
Probably fake, but just to picture the story properly... how old were each of you when it happened?
>>702883139
excuse me that's a Sawstop, that shouldn't even happen
This is kinda vanilla but for some reason it always really bothered me.
>be about 8
>go to swap meet (or flea market as we called them in the south) with three friends
>steal massive amounts of fireworks
>we ended up going to a old guys barber shop down the road
>devise a plan
>two man teams at each of the two entrances,
>one kid lights the firework, hands it to the guy in front of him who proceeds to throw the firework into the barbershop
>We kept these fuckers pinned down for a good minute
>end up running into the woods
>cops find us a short time later walking back to one of our friends house
>cops split us up and question us one by one but by some miracle no one rats
>cops can't charge us with anything but they make us go back to the barbershop and help clean up
>one of the old guys had a panic attack and was still crying when we got there
>I could never shake the feeling of shame I got when I saw that poor old man crying his eyes out.
>not really all that vanilla when I think about it.
>>702883780
I use my own pics/vids mainly, but I'll jerk it to mthrlss, heavy-r, or xvideos humiliation/bondage/wetting/puke/slapped to tears shit. Using girls as toys is my dream, fucking them is just a perk.
I have a constant desire to kill people for money professionally. I do look at it quite subjectively though. I get paid. I have to travel. I exercise my intelligence. It's a skill I can do. And I could turn it into a lifestyle that is quite luxurious if I wanted to.
I used to work at Red Lobster. I would add my pee to the butter sauce that went out.
>>702885333
>Middle school: the post
I once killed a baby
I tricked a 14yo into believing that I loved her so I could take her Virginity. Sex sucked. Was way hotter watching her rub one out
>>702881090
If you want morality, the point would be not to rape in the first place. I mean, I'm pretty sure it's much better being thrown out of a party and sent to the military as punishment than actually getting raped.
>>702885333
Sex trips
>>702885579
Getting raped by a man is a privilege. No one should've been punished.
>>702874128
I pulled out the worms out my ass with my bare hands,
Fapping to CP and scat porn, eating my cum, licking dirty fingers after ass fingering... thats it
>>702882480
fucking disgusting
>>702885911
samec + I ate those niggers
Me and my friend would grab my cats and toss them at each other so they would fight mid air. We would call it Clash Of Cats
>>702885925
what kind of cp. did you like it?
>>702885878
Glad you like it so much. Wanna hang out?
>>702886046
What?
>>702885925
Why some guys in here make such a big deal of eating their own cum? It's not the first time I read something like that. I mean, it's weird if you do it all the time but there's nothing absurd about the thing itself.
>>702886121
>>702886290
Nice try Feds!
>>702886121
That's fucking hilarious
>>702886401
I don't hang out with land whale loving faggots, or scum of the earth feminists. I have raped before though, it's great! How many of your for fathers were born
>>702886290
>>702886121
I had a crazy kitten who liked to be tossed around like a ball. Not violently, but I'd throw him up and pick up afterwards, or even throw him in the direction of someone else and the person would get him mid-air. He was always jolly after the play and seemed to ask for more.
Same thing if I put him inside some folded fabric, then close it and hold the thing so it would be hanging, then giving some (not very) soft punches around.
Had bunches of cat before and after that, and they usually don't even like being picked up. Don't know what was wrong with that little guy, maybe he was the equivalent of a /b/tard in the world of cats.
Delivered pizzas blackout drunk for two years. Finally got a DUI and suit since my license was to be revoked. Fuck I was stupid.
>>702887116
Can you still drive?
>>702885878
The things people condition themselves into believing so they can survive life in prison. Does it still hurt to sit down, anon?
Pretended I was play wrestling with my brat younger sister and once I had her on my back I gave her the John Cena attitude adjustment (formerly FU) and broke her arm. She got a blood infection and now has the Micheal Jackson disease.
>>702887188
Ya ill be able to in march. But I'll have to install an ignition interlock and pay 80 bucks a month for the fucker for 2 years since my BAC was so high. Never drink and drive.
>>702887240
Never been to the nigger farm, but seeing as though I fight for fun on the outside and have no problem taking a life if need be, I don't think it'd be to much of a problem depending on the pen.
>>702887469
>Never drink and drive and get caught*
FTFY
At least it's just a couple years, you'll be fine. My best friend can never drive again from his DUIs, pain in the ass shuttling him around all the time.
Superglued coins to the ground in front of a Pak n Save, and watched laughing as some high schoolers got the blame for it. They were escorted inside with a guard and probably got the hiding of their life when they got home. I'm too old for this silly shit.
>>702874128
I've masturbated in a library, and I thought about a little girl (~11 ish) that I saw there as I did it, although she wasn't around anymore by that time.
>>702887481
You're posting on this thread as a veiled way to answer OP's question with 'I'm gay'?
>>702880423
tippity toppity kek
>>702887986
Read my other posts faggot and see why I posted in this thread
>>702881848
>>702884775
ahh damn that old guy probably had some sorta war flashbacks...
oh well, if it's any consolation that old man is probably dead now
>>702885517
details?
>>702888336
But... on the other posts you said you like fucking girls, why now you're talking about how much you love getting raped by guys? You're too confused, /b/ro
>>702886121
>clash of cats
I lost
>>702884775
you triggered a vietnam flashback.
thats mega-fucked anon.
>>702874128
Either the two times I fucked hookers
Or the 30+ girls I've fucked off tinder in the past year
I used to shit everywhere for about a year. On cars, in front of bars,clubs... I got so perfected that i could drop all of my shit in under 10 seconds and walk away like it was nothing.
In the clubs/bars/restaurants - sometimes i would flush all the water from the tank,remove the lid and shit inside the tank.
I was the get away driver for an armed robbery.
>>702889204
At least you don't enjoy being raped by other men like the other anon.
>>702889204
>real human bean
is it as cool as it is in the movies?
>>702889204
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Molested my 35 year old brother in a drunken sleep.
I don't even feel bad about it, I'm just confident he'd murder me, or beat me within an inch of my life and never speak to me if he found out. Not sure which is worse..
>his dick was a solid 9 inches if not more with a downward curve
>it was so thick I couldnt fit my hand around it
>I now understand why he only fucks fat girls
>tfw he is probably over twice my girth and at least over 3 inches my length
God I hope he crashed at my house someday soon. Probably just gonna drug him and ride that beast.
>>702889670
I still don't understand why you started the thread talking about fucking girls and torturing them, to come to this afterwards. Fuck, man! Your own brother...
Had a girlfriend once who insisted she was a vampire. We cut ourselves so we could drink each others blood. Looking back it was extremely stupid but the sex was amazing and I was open minded so I just said fuck it
>>702889670
Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
Do you want my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see America
See the girls in California
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
>>702889851
I'm not OP.
I would totally torture a girl, impregnate her, and off her once she gave birth though. But this thread is about shit we did not shit we WOULD do.
>>702889578
Not really. It wasn't my car so I was never caught. The robber was arrested after he got pulled over at a later time and he had a warrant.
Poisoned my mom with half a tab of lsd 50ug before she went to work.
She almost got fired.
>>702890023
that's less cool....what'd you guys steal (or try to steal)
>>702889102
>nnannannannanana Shitman! Shitman!
i can only imagine peoples faces when cleaning your shit
god i laughed hard
>>702876458
i can relate so hard to this
for whatever reason i always rejected girls advances in a similar way as a kid
i was a retard as fuck and always thought they would stop and laugh at me as soon as i started going along with it
jesus fuck what a retarded fuck i was
stopped being a bich nigga and got laid at 21 but when it comes to those teenage golden years, you can fuck my shit up fam
>>702890292
There was this little convenience store owned by a Korean man. It was right by a freeway exit so he robbed it at gunpoint, ran to the car, and I got on the freeway and we drove back to his house. I felt and still feel really bad because it apparently closed a few weeks later.
>>702874128
When I was a teen, I TRIED fapping to loli porn to hide my string bisexual desires. Didn't last long, and now I fully embraced that I'm a fag. I love shemales and futa
>>702874128
>be me
>14
>spend a night at aunts house
>aunt is 10/10
>gave me first boner way back
>Aunt making dinner
>Uncle at work
>go in aunts room
>look through panties drawer
>steal a lacy pink pair
>keep in my pocket
>after dinner, im in bed
>uncle home
>I here them getting frisky
>whoop out panties
>full on fucking noises
>sexiest moans
>still jerk it to those noises to this day
>cum all in the panties
>feelsgoodman
>next day
>mom coming to pick me up
>Such a pervert i had to put panties back
>dumbestshiteverinthehistoryofmylife
>leave with my mom
>aunt never invites me back over.
>she has to know, no way she doesn't
>10 years later and she still doesn't even look at me
>>702890761
ahh damn so he got a look at the car and/or the license plate
he's probably ok, don't worry about it guy
>>702891078
This is pretty fucked, and yeah...she knows. But it's bullshit that people choose to sweep sexual desire under the rug instead of just accepting that at around the ages of puberty kids want to fuck everyone and address it
Just how many of you guys Cum in the panties of innocent females? I'd this some sort of degenerate trend? I've seen these posts here for the longest
>>702891639
shit turns me on bro. Haven't done it since it was a kid though.
>regularly fucked a buddy's gf for a little over a year
she wasn't that attractive, but she was willing, and pussy is pussy
>>702874128
I came in my Aunt's face wash. Once in her tooth paste was hard to get in tube. I fucked a Priest daughter. Last I sometimes finger my cousin in her sleep.
>>702891776
the dick wants what the dick wants.
>>702874128
thrown fruit, ice cubes, and water bottles out of windows at people and cops
masturbated in gmas house
took all the ass papers in a public toilet, put them in the toilet, shit on them, pissed all over my shit and the whole stall
browsed b in 06
hit my cousin's head into a chair when he was a baby, now he's retarded (i was small too, it was an accident)
I accidently fucked a Co workers wife. He's a cool gamer guy.
Got a blowjob while watching shrek. I am not kidding.
>>702874128
I pissed in holy water once.
>>702874128
>Watch scat porn often.
>Often jerk it with my shit.
>Fucked a shitty asshole and had them suck it clean.
>Eaten my own shit.
I have a fantasy of sitting on and then shitting all over another man's cock and sucking his dick until I've cleaned it up completely.
>>702875016
https://www.reddit.com/r/Edgy/
I know /b/ probably shows up here sometimes, but you really should go back, I'll bet they miss your shit posting there.
>>702891711
>>702891639
.........I gotta warn my female colleagues....
>>702874391
I hope you step on a Lego.
>>702874128
i sucked my own dick. Im not proud.
>>702874128
Once a month I give myself a milk enema fuck my ass with the handle end of a screw-driver.
>>702892022
>browsed b in 06
It was better back in these days
>>702892761
I would be.
>>702892761
Literally jealous as hell.
>not proud
It's just masturbation.
Just like giving yourself a handjob is masturbation. If you gave another dude a bj or hj they would both be gay.
>>702874128
I took my female friends socks and masturbated with them
>>702876508
laughing my whole ass off
shit in a urinal
fucking Crack Barrel
>>702892938
>>702874128
I touched my self in the bathroom.
>>702876508
Wait...that isn't what Cracker Barrel urinals are for?
>>702893249
thats nasty m8
>>702881488
>1488
yo what the fuck
had unprotected sex with a(many) meth head,(S)
several diff. times
one was a woman and she never shut up-the worst
>>702893390
I know I know, I've had many blood tests since then and I'm clean. Got lucky I guess
>>702893050
Same
>>702874562
>>702875274
A lot of guys do that.
Guys have urges, it's normal.
>>702893617
>lucky
You're only going to get aids if she has hiv. So not that lucky lol.
>>702890214
why?
Put peanut butter on the tip of my dick and had my grandparents dog lick me to completion. Fast forward 10 years and whenever I hear the filthy frank song that goes "peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it" I start having an exostential crisis because that was me once.
called some dude on Xbox Live a nigger
>>702880835
had to be done
>>702894151
IT WAS YOU!
>>702884425
This dude knows
>>702893843
you cant get aids from drinking blood unless you habe a cut in your mouth so it wasnt that stupid
>>702887116
Sounds like everyone who works at a dominos
i set a fire but cant say when or where and kinda started to set more
was bord a bunch as a kid and snuck into ppls houses to look around and somtimes smoke a blunt
>>702893904
she was prolly being a bitch, its not like it hurt any one
>>702892395
How does shit taste?
>>702896385
like indian food
>>702892829
>favorite thread of all time
>the mgs4 love theme was on /b/
>/b/ funeral
>picture of saul tigh from bsg
>"does anyone else hear that frakkin music?"
I masturbated with a friend in his room before a pentagram and some candles
>>702899411
>jerked off next to friend with romantic candlelight
I masturbated in the car next to my family.
>>702880231
No you didn't
>>702879288
I have also murdered
i masturbated my family next to the car
>>702881125
don't do it, trust me, someone will find out that knows you or you'll be fucking swatted, trust noone
>>702881181
yes
>>702874128
When my mother was a fall-down drunk, I banged her during her drunken comas. That stopped when she discovered "someone" during one of her blackouts knocked her up. She's been sober ever since.
>>702895110
Ill say I may or may not have taken part in similar activities as a youth
basically this
please kill me
>>702874128
licked my cousins panties, there was a mily discharge on it.
Fucked my sister
Post pics of me in my tighty whities on /b/ trying to pick up chicks knowing prob most are dudes
In fact I have a thread up now xD
Fucking gf while she's asleep... Bitch doesn't want to open her ass up so I do it for her. I wonder if she ever notices my cum during her first shit afterwards
OP is not a faggot
I sucked the dick of three of my neighbors several times for 3 years or so.
>>702890614
Are you me?
>infinite shame
>>702900665
pics or it didn't happen
I masturbate for underage girls on omegle
When my anorexia was the worst my obsession with food also was the worst, and I had to be around food 24/7 and so I cooked and baked constantly.
But I couldn't eat it.
And I couldn't waste it, because food was sacred.
So I forced my younger brother to eat it. Every day I'd feed it to him, and when he refused...something dark got the hold of me and I just lost it. He had to eat it.
He got fatter and fatter, and while I am now recovering he is suffering from bulimia and it's all my fault. His binge-purge addiction will most likely never end.
I'll never forgive myself. I am so sorry. So fucking sorry.
>>702879341
I would not be mad at that.
In high school my music teacher failed me so one night during a play I set his car on fire
