M-May Victoria Justice j-join the f-fun?...
Sure. Post pics of her booty
I-I sent m-my m-mistress wife Natalie Portman to th-the store f-for some oranges: she w-winked at m-me and smiled unusually a-as she left... I th-thought nothing o-o-of it a-at first but n-now that she's been gone f-f-for 4 hours my m-mind is starting t-t-to unravel from worrying...
yea shes def sucked off a ton of guys and her friends get mad/jealous
She fucks her girl friend all the time too I bet
they seem more like a hook up drunk and pretend they dont remember in the morning type of girlfriends.
When sh-she f-finally g-got back she d-didn't even bring a-a s-single orange and s-said she g-got sidetracked and decided t-to go window sh-shopping at the mall instead...
I-I-I know she is a-a super b-beautiful w-woman and I-I'm st-stealing a-a gr-great deal fr-from the w-world b-by f-forcing m-my lowly l-life upon h-hers b-but a-a guys g-gotta h-have a-a m-moment or two o-of v-victory in his l-life and when she f-fell deeply in l-love w-with me, well, that w-was m-my m-moment good s-sirs...
I-I-I never realized I-I w-w-was s-such a-a thief o-of hearts until the d-day she fell into m-my arms and professed h-her l-love t-towards m-me... I-I wish that Natalie w-would stay f-forever b-but as t-time p-passed and she realized f-fully what she w-was stuck w-with She s-seems s b-bit m-more reserved t-towards m-me, s-sometimes g-going out f-for parts o-of the d-day without even l-letting m-me know where sh-she's going... Gulp!...
I-I don't know what's g-going on; she's s-seems t-to be g-getting m-more mean t-to m-me everyday, sometimes n-not even listening t-to me when I-I'm talking t-to her... I-I also n-notice she i-is spending a lot m-more time on the phone t-texting and t-talking t-to who knows... When I-I ask h-her about i-it she j-just sluffs m-me off s-saying i-it's n-none of my b-business... I-I d-don't want t-to upset h-her s-so I-I quickly drop the subject...
I-I m-must say the sh-shock o-of m-my life came the d-day she t-told m-me she i-is g-getting t-tired o-of me and w-we n-needed t-to make certain "changes" to our relationship...
I-I asked h-her what she m-meant and she t-told m-me she i-is n-not satisfied w-with m-my love-making, saying she c-can h-hardly see it m-much l-less feel it... I-I always though my f-fully unfurled 2 inches of freedom w-was enough f-for any woman...
Her little sis Emily Alyn Lind.. Learning from big sis ;)
You damn well know she takes nudes of herself. Maybe no one but her sees them, but they DO exist. No way can she be so fucking photogenic, and be such a sexy little thing, and NOT take nudes of herself!
Probably videos too. Can you imagine seeing her finger that little pussy of hers?
I came on /b/ to find a JJ thread because she randomly popped into my head while I was fucking my girlfriend last night.
I never fapped to her or even really was into her before that moment but I came within seconds after imagining being in between those thighs with my tongue in her mouth
>be me, 2011
>travelling nepal no less
>doing that trek annapurna circuit and having a great time, but im kinda going slowly
>been wandering by myself almost an entire day, resting in every resting place and buying nonsense stuff because its cheap
>the group of some argentinian guys i was with decided to stay a bit longer until going further so we separated
>walking this bridge and see from it two people across sitting on the edge and enjoying the view
>they greet me, i greet them too just happy to see someone, im thinking hopefully they speak english
>one of them is middle aged woman, seems nice and a guy that seemed kinda gay but alright
>after like 20 seconds it hits me, its kate winslet, actress from titanic
>chuckle at realization, was too tired/having a crazy time to be starstruck or whatever
>she's really nice and chatty
>i feel proud and important for now having to walk for hours with them and be in such company
>she's full of crazy stories from travels and hollywood, actually a great person
>get back with them to kathmandu, been around for three days, got drunk twice, became friends
>i don't live in the US so we never even saw each other again, but we mailed occasionally and she sends some email stuff sometimes and i'm glad to hear from her
>communication becomes very rare, until it stops
>it would be awkward to email after like two years
That'll do it, alright. Something about that age. My girlfriend has a 15 year old daughter, who is rather well developed, has a crush on me, and teases me all the time. I'm no perv, but I CAN'T help but think about her when I'm fucking my girl.
I wonder what JJ is like in person. She teases the *fuck* out of the camera. I suspect she acts like that with guys, too. Must be a heady feeling for her, knowing that so many dudes are jacking off while thinking about her.
Definitely doesn't have time to think about anything other than her attractiveness and how she can get more followers. With her level of hotness that can be a full time job
I'm some average joe, but I used to date a woman who is a celebrity to some people (she's in a lot of low-budget horror movies).
Her public persona is one of a friendly, outgoing, funny lady, who loves her work and her fans. But behind closed doors, she was the single worst person I have ever met. I'm talking endless losses of temper, verbal and emotional abuse, she even threw a knife at me once.
Ignorance truly is bliss.
TLDR; Your celebrity crush is likely a sociopath who has a healthy case of narcissistic personality disorder.
that was awesome anon. i dont think it would be to awkward. just email her to how shes doing. though she may have changed email for some reason and lost your name and thats why she hasnt written.
Anyone wanna get lewd in private about our kinky celeb lusts?
Yeah? How would you like to chat? I typically use private rooms on ch at ste p, or skype.
Some private room on a chat site would be real good :)
I-I know I-I'm j-just an ordinary d-dude and she's a great f-famous beautiful st-star and she d-deserves m-much m-more than m-me... She t-told m-me I-I'm n-not g-good enough f-for her and she w-will start g-getting b-bull lovers t-to s-satisfy h-her n-need f-for a real man...
I would fucking ruin her pussy. I swear to god I'd be permanently inside her
I-I f-fell on the fl-floor w-wallowing and b-begging her reprieve b-but she j-just sm-smiled an evil smile saying she w-would k-keep me o-on only s-so she c-can t-torment m-me f-further... I-I then crawled u-up t-to h-her and k-kissed h-her f-feet as she ordered, thanking h-her m-much...
chat step room is: bcelebs
pw is: 123
Fucking horny perv. Bet it would be great to live in the same house and just pull down her pants and fuck her anytime you want.
mate if I were her bf, she wouldn't be making music anymore because I'd be inside her arsehole and pussy 24/7
N-Now she m-makes m-me g-good and hardy t-torment in my new life; I a-am to s-satisfy her and h-her bulls whenever r-requested and am not to u-utter a word of protest l-lest punishment c-correct m-my dubious ways... I-I h-hope she r-remains happy in this new life...
>Taylor Swift will never be your slutty ditzy trophywife
i swear to god there is no other celebrate that can make me get as hard as I do like Taylor Swift
God bless the media and their constant sexual objectification of young girls.
I-I d-didn't s-say anything bad as h-her needle-like high heels pressed into m-my belly button e-even though h-her b-bull h-had c-called her over ten m-minutes ago she w-wanted to make s-sure m-my last m-minute with her w-was a l-living hell...
>I haven't heard of them, therefore they aren't famous.
Because why should a school uniform be anything, but a silly costume girls put on to sexualize themselves for men
I-I think m-my j-job i-is pretty clear when she steps b-back into the d-door of our house...
famous is being well known not just in the u.s. but internationally. not sure how this changed over time but that's what it is. if a person is well known for a specific thing then usually it's reported as such by media. example "a well known rapper was shot outside his house"
you don't have to be internationally famous to be famous
that's never been the case
The st-sting o-of h-her g-golden sl-slippers is n-now a p-part of m-my daily l-life... She m-makes s-sure I-I'm h-her welcome m-mat when she's c-coming and g-going out the door...
A selfie of your cleavage captioned "sweaty" with your tongue sticking out in a sexual way. I think you are just naive. If an adult posted that you would think that person was thirst as hell.
>Damned, I should have bought a sharper knife...
Never be cheap on your hero day, kids !
FUCK YOU FUCKING WEIRDO MOTHERFUCKER