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Conspiracy theories you actually belive in.
I'll start: chemtrails
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Menopause is a myth
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I believe the moon landing was actually faked and filmed -not on the moon, not even earth, but - on Venus
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Obama caused 9/11
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Nazis escaped to the center of the earth and run the EU from there
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9/11, illuminati, Elvis still alive
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>>702871409
Barenstain bears
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>>702871409
explain how they are real.
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>>702871776
Are you stupid? Everybody knows it was filmed on the sun
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>>702871409
Rothschild conspiracy
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>>702871888
No man it was Hillary, come on man we blame EVERYTHING on Hillary these days!
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The Vatican murdered their own pope.
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the grand minions conspiracy.
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>>702872106
dude same
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>>702872320
That's not a conspiracy, they run the World Bank. They're just very good at keeping people ignorant and complacent

As far as conspiracy theories, there's no doubt in my mind 9/11 was an inside job. The Pentagon has more cameras per square meter than any other building on earth and one potato camera caught one frame of an entire fucking jumbo jet?

No.
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>>702871409
Nigga why, that's the least likely of all the conspiracies.
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Operation Paperclip was a lie, oh wait, that was true.!

Operation Gladio is a lie, no wait that's true too!


wait lemme think here
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Skinwalkers
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>>702872648
>>702872678
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>>702872648
yeah man i agree with you 100% a fucking shiet tape that was confiscated.
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never mind this BS where are the dick girls? this is /b!
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Denver airport
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>>702872005
Close, they went to Antarctica and are living underground and under the ice there
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>>702871409
I grew up at the base of Mt. Weather. It is true FEMA runs it now but back in the day it used to be all high level military with command and control. My dad did work inside it when I was a kid. It goes several stories underground, seven if I remember correctly. It also has a road that goes into the mountain. You can't see a thing from the road. High fences with screens everywhere. When I was a kid my friends and I were drunk and jumped out of the car and took a dump in the middle of the road in front of the security cameras. We got away but not before one of the typical blacked out Chevy Suburbans gave us a chase but let us go. I can remember after 9-11 when FEMA offically took it over they did a load of construction up there and changed some stuff. We always used to know when the big events were going on before they hit the news because the place would be lit up like Christmas with more people and helicopters coming and going. It's also the main reason why RT 7 is a 4 lane highway all the way out there. Before all the suburban sprawl it didn't make much sense to have a massive highway for no reason...except to drive large equipment and land planes on lol.
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The ZOG run media is poisoning white American's minds with racemixing, faggotry and socialism to make us weak, stupid and easy to control so we'll continue to fight their wars for them

Not sure if that even qualifies as a conspiracy theory since it's the single most obvious agenda on the planet.
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>>702872678
Why do people always pick paperclip? That's like the most tame of the admitted programs that we've done. Gladio is pretty insane though.
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What ever happened to ebola?
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>>702873552
cuz it means USA didnt invent its rocket program but had the Germans create it
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>>702873552
how about
MK-ULTRA: In the 1950s to the 1970s, the CIA ran a mind-control project aimed at finding a “truth serum” to use on communist spies.
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>>702873850
I think people are more into it because we got info from Nazi scientists.

The thing is, there are several way crazier operations. From 1953-1975, several different mind blowing real conspiracies happened and have been revealed that have been memory holed.
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>>702871409
Egypt rules the world, not the egypt we have come to know. But the former empire, (the one on the dollar bill pictured) and or the new world order/illuminatti/the 13/freemasons/rothchilds/rockefellers all other names they go by and their secret societies and plans like chem trail tests population control lack of food for certain areas hello nato where are you? Using puppets they choose to be stand in presidents/prime ministers until they decide who will be pharaoh of the whole world...no not a/the queen but a true king. Prob a makeup wearing whole body shaving cuckhold bisexual with paint on eye brows. Sorry for the rambling, but true story just saying all seriousness here...
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>>702874061
Fun fact, that one was de-classified as a distraction under operation Dormouse.

Artichoke was the more successful mind control project revealed to the public.
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>>702871409
Not joking at all
>people can buy their own public deaths
>there are absolutely no channels on television that will ever teach you how to repair any aspect of a car, do any complex chemistry, hunt, kill, gut, and clean your own food, recognize common diseases that show visible symptoms without the need for actual testing, cure common ailments with over the counter or alternative remedies, build necessary tools, weapons, or equipment, or a necessary diet, lifestyle, and workout routine to live a healthy life.
>There is no racism, there is only sexism and classism: you're a either a rich bitch or a broke asshole.
>Women actually do run the world, but other women have put men in their place as a means of keeping the world honest.
>Everything is designed to make you weak in every way possible.
>Nobody is actually your friend, they just want the favor of the people who care about you.
>drugs are only as bad as the amount of people who know you do them.
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>>702874177
Well Egypt was just a refuge of Atlantis

Plato's account of Atlantis was taken from Egyptians..
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Rodger did Isla Vista for Jewish conspiracy and is not dead.
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>>702874250
>drugs are only as bad as the amount of people who know you do them.

Lol K dude. Keep going with that attitude and let me know how you are in 5 years.
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>>702871409
Trump is a sockpuppet of the Hillary Clinton campaign, and they also threatened the lives of Bernie Sanders' family in order to get his endorsement.
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>>702873424
>I believe it, and I'm clearly a rational person, because I know I am. That means that I came to my conclusions using rationality and reason, not racism and hate. I'm enlightened.

This is what /pol/ believes. You're all insecure idiots.

>racemixing

Humans having sex with other humans is wrong why? Different skin color? Oh, so you're racist. Well I gotta tell you, I've met black people. Mexicans, Indians, and middle-eastern people who are more intelligent and interesting than you. It's no wonder nobody will fuck you, and you're upset about it.

As for "faggotry", what is one meaningful argument against homosexuality? What do you think Jews would gain from pressing gay rights and acceptance?

And the people who support socialism are the ones who have seen the negative side of capitalism. You can blame them for being lazy or stupid, but you'd be wrong. Something tells me you're either a NEET, or some idiotic uneducated Trump supporter who "did his research" and believed everything he read on /pol/ and r/conspiracy. You're pathetic.
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>>702874064
Operation Northwoods
1990 Testimony of Nayirah
Counter Intelligence Programs Against Activists in the 60s
CIA Drug Running in LA


all true, I can go on for hours but Im pissed off already
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>>702874453
What do you consider a bad drug?
What if it's weed ONLY?
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>>702874609
Usually when people say drugs, they aren't just talking about bud.

>>702874572
Mockingbird too.

I've gone beyond the part where I'm pissed about this. No one knows, no one seems to care, nothing I can do about it.
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>>702873424
The world is becoming more liberal? Must be the jews.
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>>702874785
I don't even drink anymore since 2012
I recently quit cigarettes within this past year
only shit I do is smoke weed
and I got that shit down to a science.
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>>702874177
Well kind of sort of, this, but the presidential bloodline theory.
> Every emperor of Rome traced their blood back to Egypt
> Every great king of Europe traced their blood back to the Emperors of Rome
> Every election in the US has been won by the person with most blood ties to European kings, particularly Charlemagne
Shits crazy, and even ancestry.com has reported it as true.
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>>702874867
It's not becoming more liberal by the meaningful definitions. It's only becoming more liberal if you think identity politics are end all be all of leftism.

Income inequality is colossal.

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>>702875178
Good for you man, I assumed you were blowing coke and molly every weekend.
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I think immortality has been achieved by some feat of genetic engineering that the public isn't aware of yet and the global elite have had access to it for years. I have no evidence to back this claim up whatsoever, it's just the first goal I'd work towards were I in that position of power.
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>>702872678
Anyone care to give me a ru down on gladio?
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>>702871409
Intelligence agencies and shadow workers for the government abduct our citizens and perform various forms of experiments on their bodies.

That explains why they are never found.

Also, aliens are real, but Area 51 is a bullshit distraction. The real deal is in an undisclosed location and underground.
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Trump was paid to say the stupidest shit during the election so Hillary would win but they underestimated how stupid America is
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>>702874785
Could you go on a rant about one or two of you're favorite secret gov operations? I like to stay informed
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Governments are systematically making us unable to fend for ourselves in preparation for a planned operation in which they make us entirely dependant on the system. I mean things like making it illegal to live sustainably off the grid, illegal to prepare millitarily, and making us sick through shit food and 'media'.

Think about the commonalities between 'media' and 'mediation'. I think the hollywood complex is in league with them, so for example showing this massive influx of zombie shows and movies prepares our reactions subconciously so that we act in predictable ways when these mediated scenarios actually happen in real life.

I believe vaccines (while they do defend against illness, maybe these illnesses have been created or embellished by the mysterious 'they') probably have other things included that lie dormant and can be activated with the introduction of other compunds, which when the walls close in they can present as 'compulsory vaccines', triggering these dormant compunds which have already been introduced.

Chemtrails, Illuminati, I believe the whole lot.
The way we live isn't natural.

I can get weirder with it if you want but I think you probably have enough to laugh at already.
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http://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
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>>702875490
Nah, I don't like talking shit about them. I know my place. They rule us and that's fine.
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>>702875451
Remember those multiple scattered stories of people stripping down, needing ice cream or something to cool themselves, and eating faces in blind rage? None of those cases actually turned out to be bath salts, that was found out to be a myth.
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Hillary hammered out a deal to sell arms and uranium to foreign countries. Her foundation accepted between 50 million and 100 million dollars from the Russian government. After she signed off on allowing Russia to buy the company "Uranium one" they assumed control of 100 percent of the companies stock and now they are mining uranium in wyoming and funneling it back to a Russian shell company. The parent is called ARMZ.

That's right. Hillary sold nuclear precursor to Russia for over 100 million. One of the easiest ways the funnel it is in enormous fake travel expenses for their foundation, last year it was 36 million in travel. Her daughter also pulls close to a million is salary from the foundation. Except of course her massive travel per diem which is completely tax free.

This is a conspiracy theory I believe in, but hey, it was covered by the wall street journal and bloombergs news media as well.

The same month she signed off on the deal, they traveled to Russia and accepted a 500,000 speaking free from the Russian central bank.
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>>702876253
That's unsettling.
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>>702876412
They tried to blame it on weed in the original guy's system and I lmao'd
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on 9/11 no plane hit the pentagon. but a bomb
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People are protesting the north dakota oil pipeline saying it's about protecting water. But since north dakota is one of the world's biggest oil producers now, how does the oil get out of there and distributed? The answer?

Warren Buffet. He is the CEO of the rail company berkshire hathaway that is being paid to ship all of the oil via railroad. Berkshire hathaways operating revenue last year was 210 billion dollars. Each train shipping oil from north dakota costs between 10,000 and 30,000 gallons of diesel fuel round trip to haul it just in fuel costs.

The north dakota pipeline protests are not about native Americans or actual protestors, it's buffet and his family paying off people to protect their enormous monopoly on skimming oil profits and not redistributing the money to the locals. It's just a big money conspiracy powered by buffet and his family.
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>>702876253
Not to be an asshole, but sources for this im intrigued
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>>702878118
>Asking for sources makes you an asshole

Man there's no hope for 4chan.
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>>702878599
Was there ever hope
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>>702878118
http://www.nydailynews com/news/national/update-victim-miami-canibal-year-article-1.1350311
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>>702872739
Skin walkers are real. Just not mystical magic beings.
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That there ARE girls on the Internet.
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>>702874529
C U C K. A L E R T.
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>>702879005
Prove it faggot
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>>702879857
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>>702874529
There is a difference between homosexuality and faggotry cuck boi
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>>702879898
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Black people aren't genetically on par with other humans. In fact, they're remarkably inferior sub-humans. Keeping them around and propagating their "culture" keeps people distracted from how bad we're all being fucked by the über-wealthy elite.

No, all lives don't matter because black lives do not matter at all.
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That you can use magic on the internet to cause feels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DpPicOZOig

Have some more feels 4chan, you look lonely. You deserve them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_iRdgGZ6Xc
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>>702872106
>Berenstein
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>>702871409
Roswell crash landing.
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>>702880095
Kek
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>>702871888
Trips confirms it
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>>702874529
>Humans having sex with other humans is wrong why? Different skin color? Oh, so you're racist. Well I gotta tell you, I've met black people. Mexicans, Indians, and middle-eastern people who are more intelligent and interesting than you. It's no wonder nobody will fuck you, and you're upset about it.

Protip - The uber intelligent realize that race is a social construct. It's shorthand for what the ZOG is really trying to do: prevent inbreeding.

Inbreeding in excess -is- bad, the same as excessive outbreeding is bad. Families that inbreed with cousins though have stronger connections, more similarities, and create power centers (e.g. tribes) to stand against corrupt, entrenched officials. Make every man an island unto himself by making it icky to marry someone who's even a second cousin - that's the plan.
Also, the policy was started by the Catholics to increase their stranglehold of power in Europe, it was one of the big things Martin Luther protested against.
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>>702875456
Yep. He's a tool and NWO insider just serving his saturn satanic zionist cabal masters letting Hillary win.
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The conspiracy that answers them all is in the Holy Bible.

Angels aka immortal interdimensional beings took physical form and mated with humans and animals creating hybrid races. Thats what David had to kill. What is posing as Aliens. Who controls the Illuminati. Who they are attempting to contact with Cern. Read the book and accept your salvation.
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>>702879898
>>702879970
REAL red-pills
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There was an Ancient Aliens episode tonight about reptilians and David Icke has been writing and talking about this conspiracy stuff. What are truthers?
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>>702875223
You got an actual sauce on that m8?
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>>702880303
Was there yesterday. It's horseshit. Weather balloon confirmed, even by the museum itself.
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NSA surveillance is largely a red herring. The DIA receives more funding then all other intelligence agencies combined. Furthermore, they can tap into joint-projects funding, which again, is more than all other intelligence agencies combined. Closely aligned with DARPA, which receives it's own substantial budget, they have been working on the often laughed at 'internet off switch'. However, this project is real. Known as Harbinger, the goal of this project is to modulate voltage across switches to destroy network interfaces devices on the last hop. Once perfected, it would give the DoD the capability to almost instantaneously destroy the networking capability of all networked devices connected to the world wide wide web. The advent of wireless networking has complicated the process. Manufacturers of such devices are now being encouraged to increase the output capacity of their wireless transmitters to insure this project is still feasible. Consultation with the FCC and other agencies advise this action will result in serious and life threatening radiation exposure to those in procession of such devices. It is generally believe Harbinger would only be used either in a first strike capacity, or retaliation, in which case such casualties would be consider acceptable. That said, Harbinger development is ongoing, and many experts say it is impossible, despite which, the US federal government as well as other G8 nations continue to contribute significant funds to the project.
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Chemtrails have got to be one of the dumbest ones. Dumping chemicals 30,000 feet in the air so SOOO totally going to make a difference to those people on the ground....
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I sometimes genuinely wonder, in knowing how people do people... whether the various forms of indirect democracy are really being kept in line by people with integrity.

Just have to wonder sometimes, especially after I watch things like members of senate vote for themselves and shit. Do people just sit and figure out ways to pass bullshit bills because there's an ante out there that says they can't?

Who the fuck is helping run (insert one of the two NA countries here)?
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>>702872106
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Some spooky stuff about CERN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5NVS6z8S_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXSVyWmH8Nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZQBYiZ-ztU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yRo2qDGLtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M1LPF5CMNg
PLEASE WATCH WITH OPEN MIND.
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Courteney Love 100% hired a hitman to kill Kurt Cobain. Pic related, the shotgun he allegedly used to commit suicide. His arms were not long enough to pull the trigger with the barrel in his mouth, and he was wearing shoes when found dead. Also a ton of other reasons pointing to how and why he didn't kill himself and Courtney did.
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>>702872276
But they had to film it at night
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>>702871409
I might not get the story right but here goes

In Vietnam I think, high altitude planes released silver iodine into the clouds, causing it to rain, their goal was to slow down Vietnamese supply convoys. Cool story about manipulating the weather.
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>>702872648
lol do you even know what the world bank is? Because i dont think you do.
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>>702881266
I come as a not a threat, but a warning.

Shut the fuck up.
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>>702882245
Cool story
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>>702871409
I do actually believe that there was more to the JFK assassination than the Warren Commission found. At minimum, the House Committee on Assassinations determined that there were 4 shots fired at JFK on that day, 3 from the book depository (presumably Lee Harvey Oswald), and an additional shot (not recognized by Warren) that missed JFK and was of no consequence. The final shot wasn't important, but he fact that there were two shooters (HCA determined that the 4th shot came from a different location (grassy knoll iirc)) is important because it indicates at minimum that one other person was involved in the assassination plot (unless two different dudes independently decided to shoot at JFK at that exact moment, which I'm not really willing to buy). Now there isn't evidence beyond what I've listed, but the CIA and DoD were doing some really spooky shit back in the day. Google Operation Northwoods, a Joint Chiefs of Staff proposal to execute a false flag attack (US government founded and executed attack to be blamed on a country or terrorist group), for which JFK (as president) was the only person to oppose (and as a result nixed it). There were a bunch of people who really wanted someone who would play ball in charge (basically a party stooge like LBJ who had a long history in politics and knew how to play the game) instead of this 'kid,' Kennedy. On top of this the US gov really wanted to invade Vietnam, then Gulf of Tonken happened shortly after LBJ took over and LBJ used it (which was actually known to be unrelated to Communists by the NSA (at minimum) when war was declared - Daniel Ellsburg actually released this with the Pentagon Papers).

I can go on, but there's a bunch of spooky shit and a handful of actual pieces of evidence
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>>702874177
Yeah, this isnt possible. Even when ancient Egypt existed, it ended up being ruled by a foreign dynasty for hundreds of years before being a Roman territory for hundreds more before being completely conquered by Islamic marauders hundreds of years after that. This was a millenium and a half ago. So yeah, read a book sometime
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>>702882245
>implying i'm not being instructed to post this information as counter intelligence

go fuck a donkey, jar head

here's another one for you:

>The Ricin Contigency
>Ricin is a highly toxic, naturally occurring lectin produced in the seeds of the castor oil plant
Ricin is a very toxic substance easily extracted from plant matter. During the 1950s, The Ricin Contingency was put in place; in the event of widespread communist revolution Ricin would be added to the water supply to poison the rebellious masses. As the North American population swelled, the amounts of Ricin stockpiled became insufficient. However, the the process of refining bio-fuel creates significant amounts of Ricin, enough to supplement that which is created and stored by existing agricultural enterprises loyal to the DoD. While bio-fuel is largely under utilized and unsatisfactory for moving heavy military and industrial machinery, it's referining process continues to produce the toxin essential to the Ricin Contingency, for which the US federal government supplements bio-fuel producers for their manufacturing costs.
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>>702882245
Well, I guess I live dangerously now.

I just want to know when frying all the genetic material meant to sustain the next generation with minimal ("minimal") error or fault, is ever acceptable. Do they mean it's as acceptable as undetonated mortar shells in a local child's park?

Would you explain, or is there a small chance that you're serious, and I'm on some kind of list? Because, knowing what I do about biology and how many people keep phones next to their precious organs, killing the WWW doesn't seem... I can just think of so many ways to deal with... actually, what exactly is this "Harbinger" supposed to be dealing with? Why would you ever, ever need to turn off the internet and potentially kill millions, if not stem half of the future of the human race right there and then?

What, is this someone's war room fantasy about stopping an out-of-control AI? Because that's some real shitty planning right there.

You could just backdoor all of the mainstream consumer products with hardware, meant to shut down when it receives some sort of command or frequency. Probably generated by something placed in regional communities that won't outright kill everybody.

I imagine that's far more cheaper than funding some crazy money sink.

>something tells me this is simply another conspiracy theory
>or some critical information is awash
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>>702881720
This is not a typo on a cheap videotape, its proof of alternate universes
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>>702883306
That's interesting. Remind me not to drink the water when people start kicking shit over en masse, down in the US of A (slight concern in the back of my mind).
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>>702875780
You're honestly, actually and truly retarded
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>>702883628
The plan is mostly in place to kill the poor, who obviously, cannot afford bottled water and eventually will be forced to consume water from taps to survive. Because this plan has been in place so long, it is known to many ex-military personnel, hence the 'stock bottled water' paranoia you see if survival/apocalyptic films, even though water falls from the sky. In the event of that rain and fresh water sources like lakes and rivers became so contaminated they would be fatal, no amount of bottled water would save you because this would be an extinction level event (this kind of nuclear fallout could not be contained to a single continent).
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>>702883804
nah fam I am not that anon but you are the real retard
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>>702884496
Surely... you could build a filtration system, no?

I don't feel like the compounds in Ricin are such that permanently bond to water. Am I wrong?

Also, when did nuclear fallout come into play? When did that happen, after the off switch is flipped?
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>>702873850
Kind of, but not necessarily. Paperclip allowed us to use Nazi scientists who had already done a lot of work on rockets/missiles and had begun to look towards space. Admitedly, we were a bit behind the Russians in regards to space travel. They beat us to space and a wholw bunch of other goals (the whole while we just moved the goalposts). Finally, we made it to the moon first (the man who was arguably the father of USSR space travel died and hurt the program, plus the Soviet design required more smaller engines to achieve the same thrust as the US design - ironically we are actually using technology closer to the old Soviet designs nowadays) and declared victory. Not only did we not win the space race, but we wouldn't have made it to the moon first without the Nazi scientists we recruited.

That said, part of it is the stigma of the Nazis. Just about everyone thinks the Nazis were the absolute worst, subhuman monsters to ever exist (thanks to revisionist history, obviously the holocaust was absolutely terrible, but many other governments have been worse) so people are shocked and disgusting that we worked with scientists from this evil government.

>>702873552
Gladio is pretty par for the course in terms of CIA/Army Special Forces KOing foreign governments and assassinating leaders in favor of fascism over communism that was so prevalent in the 50s-80s. It was pretty fucked up, though. Honestly, that's the same shit we should be doing in the middle east now to combat radical islam.
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>>702879005
What make you say that?
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HAARP is a project that's function is largely known internationally. It is a Mutually Assured Destruction weapon. While the facilities in Alaska are the most public, transmitters across the world, including those seemingly benign towers generally used for other purposes from LA to Tokyo, will be utilized should this nightmare scenario come to pass.In short, HAARP is a weapon capable of destroying the Earth's ionosphere, rendering life on the Earth's surface virtually impossible.
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>>702885188
Oh fuck you man
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>>702885188
Why would this ever be used?
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motherfucking sasquatches are real and I've talked to them before (not on mushrooms)
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>>702885351
To mass control the population
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>>702885726
Y r u lying
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>>702884902
You could absolutely filter out Ricin. As I said, it's a contingency largely meant to reduce the population. Keep in mind, this is a initiative started in the early days of the Cold War. Every year that passes insures that it will probably be less effective. But fresh water sources are not necessarily available in urban areas. If you live in rural Iowa, this contingency probably has nothing to do with you, especially if you're white. It's main function is to reduce the population of urban centers in the event of widespread civil upheaval.

As for the bottled water thing, just read my OP more carefully. The idea has become subtly prevalent in mainstream media,but twisted in strange ways, such as The Lysine Contingency in Michael Criton's Jurassic Park; a way to insure the death of animals if they escape the control of their breeders.
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>>702881740
I'm pretty sure that's true. That shady bitch did the same thing (though hasn't been charged) to the bassist in her band, Hole, a good deal beforehand. Everyone is just ok with believing Cobain killed himself because of the heroin use, but heroin addicts are not necessarily depressed.

>>702882926
I forgot to mention that the HSCA found it likely that there was a conspiracy to kill JFK, though it is unclear how far the conspiracy goes or who else was involved. The Warren Commission has been criticized because of the allegiances and biases of some members (Allan Dulles, Director of the CIA for instance). Additionally, the quick death of Oswald was kind of suspect, plus the Secret Service agents protecting Kennedy insisted to take him back to DC before the local medical examiner could see the body.

The HSCA found no evidence of military, CIA, FBI, Secret Service, etc. involvement, but there are a lot of sketchy things. Does anyone else agree?
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>>702872076
>9/11
What, like you believe it happened? I think most people do...
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>>702886042
Oh, cool, I'm a snow-eating Canadian. Guess I'll keep this in mind anyways though. Never know.
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Bigfoots are alive and well. The government knows this but hides them just as they do aliens.
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September 27th, 2016 the USD will collapse
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>>702885265
>>702885351
>>702885816
There is no mass control element in this weapon, it is simply MAD. This weapon would only be used if the Empire (US, UK, Canada, Australia, and it's English thinking allies) lost control of the world. The idea is that even if nuclear strike wasn't no longer an option, or if it failed, or if there was not enough of the aforementioned countries to regain control, there would be enough transmitters left in remote locations to destroy the ionosphere and let the sun's radiation retaliate against everyone left alive on the planet. Again, a weapon developed in the Cold War; if Russia and it's allied managed to destroy US nuclear launch capability, even if they sustained devastating retaliatory strikes themselves, the balance of world power could potentially shift. Transmitters from remote areas in South America, Northern Canada, the Arctic and Antarctica, the South Pacific, etc... would be intact because they are not strategically important enough to nuke. Their combined broadcast power would still be enough to disrupt the Ionosphere.

Basically, the White Man won't be denied.
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>>702887031
Is that what was making those trumpet sounds in the sky?
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>>702886951
Why?
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>>702875371
I've heard tell of a web site called Google that helps you find information on the internet.
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>>702873564
News and media stopped reporting on it because people stopped caring as much so it started getting less hits.
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>>702874061
How about Operation Northwoods?
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>>702871409
Black nobility, atheist agenda, subliminal messages (I can see some, I'm not joking), strongly considering the possibility of other entities and other intelligences apart from human involved in the government and our lives...
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>>702886388
Eating snow is not good for you, didn't you ever read Call Of The Wild. Anyway, Canada don't need no contingencies. I few National Guard Units could take all of Canada in a matter of hours. The Canadian military was taken apart in the late 60s and 70s. 90% of Canada lives within 100 miles of the US border. The rest live in barren wastelands comparable to what the US might be like under a nuclear winter. If you're living up the NWT, powering your shit by gas generators, connection to the internet via ISDN or stat link, you pretty much set for the apocalypse already. Otherwise, same shit as America gonna happen to you.
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Mutually assured destruction might be the end result of Mans fight with himself.
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>>702871409
the funny thing, if the theory is false than no skin off your bone
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>>702872106
They have opened the gate to hell, no one can save us now.
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>>702887420
Subliminals are not a theory they have been proven.
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>>702887199
You mean like the 7 trumpets in Revelations? Cause I herd people say that shit before...

I don't know fuck all about that...

I've never seen a ghost, or a UFO, or Jesus, or any of that. Never had any mind altering experience.

This is just the game and how it's played.
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>>702887815
Look up trumpet noises in the sky on YouTube. There are dozens of videos of people in different parts of the world who are hearing some of the sketchest noises coming from the atmosphere. Or just search "strange noises in the sky". You'll find it. My buddy lives in Winnipeg Manitoba and called me one day and whaddya know... Those sounds were in the background as he was freaking the fuck out. Don't care if you believe me or not. Just check it out lad
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>>702874250
christ what a fucking clown
is the circus in town?
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>>702887966
Naw, see, you're disillusion. Your shit is fucked up. See I can tell people all this crazy shit, and it doesn't matter. Because of people like you. And the truth is, there is a lot of functioning psychos, and they are way more of a threat then all the DoD hawks and their plans for global destruction. Because the fear is, that some crazy fuck like you, will end up in charge of a country like Soviet Russia, or Communist China, or Islamic State Pakistan.

And that's why, even though I can tell all you niggers about these horrible things, I'm loyal as a mother fucker to the hawks. Cause they the lesser of a whole shit load of evils.
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This is a pretty spooky one I thought of a long time ago:

The real purpose of the NSA isn't to keep an eye out for terrorists; they're actually feeding all of their data into a super-intelligent AI running on a top-secret quantum computer. It is analyzing our patterns of behavior, speech, movement, and purchasing habits in order to calculate the most efficient way to control society to their liking and bring on the NWO.
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>>702874609
Well that is for faggots so it is pretty bad
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>>702888154
Yeah, I know. That kind of shit is bullshit. I can give you a dozen reasons for hearing those noises off the top of my head, but I won't, cause, IDGAF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uboyl2mjs9Y
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>>702888313
You are completely right and I apologize for making you uncomfortable. It is obvious that I have a mental disorder.
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>>702887420
> Black nobility
What is this? Yeah, I mean there are some black people who held titles (in countries with peerage-type systems) and/or are wealthy today, but what is the significance?

> atheist agenda
The only agenda atheists have is to not be the most persecuted group in the US. The US government is secular by design (thanks to the constitution), the only agenda is to oppose those that seek to make the US a theocracy.
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>>702872129
Okay
There's no denial that they impact the weather. They trap moisture/block heat from the sun, that's given.
What's not given is that they are used for weather control.
I, personally, have gone full retard and believe that the government does indeed use them trails to impact the weather, but they do it so farmers don't lose their crops in the heat.
There's nothing wrong with the government. It's all ran by the illuminati and the illuminati is on our side. We can trust them, they want what's best for the human race. We can all go home.

Yes, the nazi party is affiliated with the illuminati. The nazi party tried to make super humans, which, as I said, they just want what's best for the human race.
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>>702888514
Give me 2...or even 1
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>>702887216
So the poor and homeless will be put in FEMA camps that are already being set up, then the extermination of 10 million of us will occur, being in the camps will make it easier. This will happen in every country worldwide. It's all most likely to regain control of the population that is getting out of hand
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>>702888410
>NSA

more shills. DIA can hack your shit all day. first of all, DoD invented TCP/IP. secondly, between the supercomputers burred under the pentagon and other military installations, plus distributed processing power that can take advantage of basically any MS or Apple OS (hmmm why does it suddenly take 2gb to run my OS when it used to take 56mb?) they can crack any pleb encryption.

nigga you living in the NWO. wake the fuck up and smell the electronic funds transfers

war's over: you lost.
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>>702872648
there was that footage that aired the day of on CNN i think

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Bn_CC_mrg
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>>702888575
As we say here in 'Straya...."yeah, nah mate"

You're a tard.
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>>702888868
Alright fine, the DIA then. You get the idea. I'm just sharing the conspiracy I thought of that I thought was neat, Mr. Schizo.
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>>702889155
I'm serious fam. Yeah, they're using the public as gold miners, but that's how societies work. The masses mine for materials/minerals and the ones overlooking overlook. Best case scenario, the human race leaves this planet on a space ship. End of story. They know this and they're prepping for it.
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>>702888589
>supersonic aircraft
>mining operations
>your friend is skitzo and your phone connection is shit
>sub sonic aircraft in the clouds
>weather phenomenon
>echos from unconventional gunfire (people shooting homemade guns, improvised explosives, stills exploding, all that redneck shit)
>orbital re-entry of satellites burning up
>proximity to military bases or sites (canada? fucking crown land is where US and Canadian military do whatever the fuck they want) where firing exercises are being conducted
>niggas trolling you
>maybe you both skitzo
>sonic emissions from surveying drones

idk man maybe you're right

this contrails shit though... any of you niggers live near airport? fucking planes leave contrails. they flush their fuel and waste before landing in case of crashes

maybe you right. just trust the govt. they ain't so bad. you ain't a tenant farmer being starved to death. yeah we ain't star trek yet, but shit could be a lot worse.

>>702888635
appreciate that. it's not loyalty to the country though. it's just pragmatism.
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>>702871409
Well I belive it's just a bunch of rich fucks who act in their best interest with no regard to human decency. Whenever I see something suspicious going on in the world I look at who benefits from it the most. Example:
>US wants to control the oil (look up petrodollar)
>They find some lame excuse to invade a country with oil *Irak cough cough
>Wall Street makes a lot of money
>Oil companies benefit
>Arms sellers/producers get richer because war is their business
Or
>flood Europe with immigrants for cheap labour and new socialist voters..or just to create some racial tension (I'm sure someone makes good money off of chaos and destabilising countries)
No need for reptilian bullshit, it's just a bunch of elites (half of them jewish lel) who make a lot of money from certain events.
However, the conspiracy theories regarding the Federal Reserve I think are legit, they are fucking America since 1913 with their insane printing of currency and other shady business
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>>702889694
Why is it so hard to believe your reality isn't and has never been real?

Do you know what neuro warfare is?
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>>702889694
It's not just my friend tho. There's dozens if not hundreds of videos on jewtube about the shit
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>>702888971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LyrhBzsq5I
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>>702889953
Do you know how to identify false memories in your psyche?

http://science.sciencemag.org/content/341/6144/387
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>>702890163
kek
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I don't like admitting it but the Jews are often up to no good.
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>>702890490
>>702890528
srsly, yal want some conspiracies?
>blackhawks haven't won a cup in like 30 years
>chicago lawyer become president
>hawks win 3 cups
>first american ever wins the art ross trophy
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>>702872648
Look, I get it believe me I went through this year of conspiracy theory as well a while back, but have you considered that the Pentagon just hasn't released the videos? The public didn't need to see that kind of stuff. The towers were enough I imagine.
And I can't imagine the US Government wanting the public fucking with the tapes like we do the towers falling, or using secret government recordings as evidence in a conspiracy theory documentary that would divert hate for 'Radical Islamists' and support for the war on terror away from American citizens.
We had to get these troops back on their feet you know? And what the fuck are we going to do with all this military equipment and research? Just never test it?

Government job, yeah sure, but I don't think the Government intentionally meant to go crashing planes into their employees and buildings. Seems, stupid don't you think?
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>>702888895
>Huge gaping hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0

>>>/x/
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>>702890595
is this even a conspiracy at this point?
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>>702890595
the jews committed eugenics against their own race.

most of the jews i meet escaped that shit by luck and are some knock-kneed, balding, sad mother fucks

everyone is up to no good, cept the simple minded

and everyone always laughing at the simple minded

but they gonna inherit the earth

after i kill all yal mother fuckers then myself
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>>702886357
No, like he believes in it ethically
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>>702871409
Haarp is fascinating. Thank you OP
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i didn't mean that in a bad way though; everyone gonna be happy when i kill them; that sweet release
>finally don't have to worry about that bitch, that house payment, that GPA, that exponent reduction, that investment strategy

>Is it not crystal clear, then, comrades, that all the evil of this life of our springs from the tyranny of human beings?

surrender your flesh to a new world order
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so from what i have gathered about sasquatch type hominids is that they were genetically modified around the same time we were domesticated from apes. consequently the aliens that meddled with our DNA did not account for the electrical proclivity these giant humanoids had, similar to chewbacca. able to manipulate and control energy and move from different dimensions and transport people and things through portals
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anyway, more mundane conspiracies for now...

>always all-in on A & 8
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>>702889876
Have you taken your pills today?
What did your Horoscope say?
Communicate your feelings and beliefs through memes and quirky quotes you share online through social communities that advertise to you every single page of the internet.
And once you think you've not figured it all out but you're nobody's fool, no one will listen to you and for those that do, think you're delusional and paranoid.
The rest of the world wants the products you make for money to buy the things others make so it's all for the money, without your money the economy is nothing and others lose a fraction at the end of the fiscal year. Just blame your leaders like the rest. Without their mind control you would be a defenseless, poor country being invaded with the same problems as third world countries.
>Those damn radical christians
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>>702890925
hehe yes goy its just a conspiracy made by some right wing christian lunatics trust me
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I believe in DUMB's. I'm skeptical with ghosts, but aliens could definitely exist. I believe with power like nuclear energy we definitely went to the moon. The suicide and assassination conspiracies aren't exactly my interest.
If anyone is truly interested in this stuff there's a Tor website AAAAAAALL about this stuff. Anons posting their evidence and theories on conspiracies you've probably never even thought of. Just look around on the hidden wiki tor links and search a bit for communities with keywords like Conspiracy and what not.
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>>702871409
>Conspiracy theories you actually belive in.

Jews did it.
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michael jackson and other killed for trying to expose the illuminati, 911, moon landing, crisis actors
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>>702871409
Ayy lmao
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>>702871409
>Drawing the line between conspiracy and public skepticism
There's aliens and New World Order (working with 'private' or 'secret' files and videos previously unreleased, etc.)
Then there's inside jobs and false intelligence (government leaks and insider exposure, etc.)

Don't get too caught up in the what-if's and but why's.
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>>702871610

Idiot.

Ask your Mom or Grandma.
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>>702893107
Yeah, crisis actors are definitely freaky.

http://humansarefree.com/2015/03/16-famous-people-killed-by-illuminati.html
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>>702893589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IIUcNI0cw
This shit is - as I type - bring tears to my eyes.
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4chan conspirancy. It is about that power full people control 4chan and they see the posts and analize us and they make promedios and ao they know how sick people are. We are a experiment we are use to set parameters between sick and normal people. They know what things they can legalize and what things to prohibit so they can get the world under they control under they parameters they set levels to get people under control they come here to do that and we all are cómplices of that.
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>>702871409
All Jews are power-hungry money hungry, manipulative monsters.
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Port Arthur massacre.
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>>702871409
Marilyn Monroe was killed off by the Kennedys'.
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>>702871409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZR-2Ic3nuA

We're the same people who will someday get to decide what direction humanity turns.
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>>702894346
yes
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>>702871409
Chemtrails used to be real, but the modern conspiracy theory is weak.
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>>702894346
Wasn't the 4chan theory something to do with a massive Internet Surveillance study that some US Government funded institution was conducting or something?
If anything it's a sociological experiment or something I bet to predict and navigate the negative behaviors Anonymous' exhibit. Like perhaps we are the cause for people joining ISIS and shooting up schools. As if we convince young adults and teens to think and do terrible things.
If this were true, it likely has something to do with Anime in some sort of way or another, since that's 4chan's original content and purpose.
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