Jesus Christ is coming back to this Earth very soon.
>>702871365
Dubs says this is now a get thread
Satanists say dubs
Fear God and give glory to Him.
Babby Jesus give me dubs
Accept Christ As Your Savior or you'll burn in hell.
If dubs, God is real
>>702872669
PRAISE JESUS!!!
This thread is proof that God doesn't like dubs.
>>702871365
Does he bring Coke or Pepsi?
>>702872792
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>>702871365
same fagging is the same thing as being a faggot op
>>702873039
Come again?
Good.
As a Roman Catholic jew I look forward to killing him again.
>>702873976
Wut m8
Dudes a fraud just wants to make you poor. Think of anyone religious.
Guess it's time to get dubs
Rolling nigga. God is a fucking lie
>>702871365
Good, now i can throw my load on his face and call him a cunt for making my life fucking shit
Last time
Dubs will confirm god is proud of the human race
>>702875676
Your life is up to you anon. Don't blame anyone but yourself. Everything you want is uphill.
>>702871365
given how often this claim has been made, and then how its been wrong 100% so far...
I'm going to go ahead and say the odds don't favor you being right
>>702871365
Pepsi or Coke? Which one is the son of a bitch going to show up with?
>>702876373
Atheists try to disprove God, and other get bent out of shape trying to prove God. Truth is anon, God cannot be proven or disproven. Comes down the the mystery of faith.
>>702871365
September 18th
>>702873976
you cold blooded.
He never left the earth. Christ has always been here, we have just closed our eyes to him and his works.
You will see.
10 days
Nope. No god here.
>>702871365
Harambe will rise again
>>702871365
We've got more painful ways to kill him this time round.
God is the way, and the light.
God illuminates all, and guides those who wish to walk the path.
>>702871365
I hope so the Jew cancer is getting out of control.
good, I hope he does come and takes me the fuck away from here
>>702877671
Kill yourself, faggot no die.
God dammit, God needs dubs.
>>702873976
As a Christian, I kek'd my fucking ass off.
>>702877866
Winner.
>>702871365
very soon, the last 2000 years. literally three days after his death he was supposed to return.... nothing. maybe, just maybe, it was a lie.
Jesus is the savior of Man, but you are responsible for your own actions. Nut up and be better people
>>702871365
>inplying Jesus even exists
>>702878100
Buh he did, why do you not beleive?
>>702878079
You SHUT UP JUST SHUT
JESUS JUST WENT TO THE STORE TO GET CIGARETTES
HE'S COMING BACK AND HE WILL FIX THIS SHITTY CHRISTMAS!
>>702871365
He already came back fag. He ended up killing six million Jews before blowing out his brain for revenge.
>>702878100
Well duh, he died for your sins. Don't you feel bad?
>>702878194
>beleive
If it happened, why would I need to believe it?
I don't believe in Stalin, but he did exist. I don't believe in my manager at work but she exists any way.
>>702878307
Jesus died and then was resurrected three days after. If he died for our sins, resurrection pretty much redacted that forgiveness.
But again to my original point
>implying Christ exists
>>702871365
Jesus is the prophet of the Pisces age, thus the fish. Moses was the prophet of the Taurus age, thus the cow/calf. Some other guy was the prophet of the Aries age, thus the Baphomet goat. We're entering the age of Aquarius who will the water bearing prophet of that age be????
>>702878475
Yes, and I can see Jesus in my shit every time.
>>702878725
There is technically great life in your shit, so indeed God is present. He is present in all things.
Read a book nigger, try the "Tao of Poo"
>>702878341
It just matters if you beleive in the coming back to life part. If he came back to life then your good. If you dont beleive, in my opinion youre going to be "salty"
>>702878725
You kow those christ butt plugs aren't one time use, right?
>>702878623
Ur mum, faghet
>>702871365
Something that never existed cannot come back.
>>702878895
How edgy
party
>>702878895
Everything exists, though. Everything. Anything you have imagined, exists. Everything everyone else has possibly imagined or will imagine- exists. The universe is infinite and grows infinite and it is by the mind of the spirit that it does so.
>>702878838
But I don't believe in him coming back, cos I don't believe he existed in the forst place. Soooooo I guess I'm suppised to be salty now by your standards? Okay then, anon.
Here it goes:
>insert salty comment here
I still the mind.
>>702877927
As a private investigator I call bullshit. You're a Catholic.
>>702878891
Me mums sun sign is aquarius, what a coincidence
>>702879521
As a stalker, I do declare that you look so pretty when you're asleep.
>>702876114
Its gods fault for making me lonely and arfraid so i will piss on his face in the afterlife
>>702871365
Close your mind and open your heart to Jesus.
>>702880058
>tfw you chose your own life path before you were born into amnesia in this world, according to the lessons you need to learn and missions you need to accomplish in this life
>>702876114
>Your life is up to you anon. Don't blame anyone but yourself.
>but God created everything
Apparently not the concept of culpability and responsibility. Some creator.
>>702880339
What would a 3 week old baby with cancer and dies learn?
>>702880523
When you have to send pieces of yourself to experience every possible possibility ever thought possible, you're gonna have some people living hard lives. Thankfully it's all temporary.
>>702871365
why can't I stop sinning
>>702880564
That Earth is a terrible place because babies are targeted for cancer. That he came to this world under horrible circumstrances out of his own volunteering; for the sake of those already here on earth.
What will everyone else learn from the experience?
>>702880744
Bc a lot of you were classically indoctrinated as sin, is not. You'll always suffer from guilt until you learn that.
>>702880644
Except hell, which id your god is omniscient knows exactly who is going and who isn't. And yet does nothing to end the suffering even though he could, in theory, being omnipotent. Yet your god is not culpable. K den.
>>702880848
Shittest response award goes to...
>>702879521
>Christian
>Catholic
mfw a Catholic IS a Christian
Hello OP,
I'm already here.
Been bangin' bitches and doing blow for about a year.
I've kinda decided "Fuck Humanity" so I'll probably be heading home soon.
BTW, Taylor Swift gives a lousy blowjob.
Take care,
Jesus
>>702878623
what about john the baptist
>>702879521
This level of ignorance can only be American. Catholics are Christians, fucktard. How dumb are you? You can't be human. are you some sort of freak lab accident or something?
>>702881009
What is hell?
Hell is only when you, by your own choices, opt to go deeper into the darkness in your evolutionary path, rather than forward towards the light and back home. Since everything already exists, hell is only placing yourself in a worse spot after you die because of things you've failed to learn combined with sympathizing with actual evil. Most people have the sense to not take themselves there when they die.
t; we judge ourselves when we die, the catch is that suring your judgement, you see things from a perspective of eternal love. So you can't excuse yourself from intentional malice and evil. you can only forgive yourself and do it over again if need be.
>>702871365
I'll wash the sheets in the spare bedroom and leave out an extra plate at dinner. I don't want JC getting all gangster on me.
>>702881443
>by your own choices
But your god knows what I'm gonna do, so how is that a choice? Your god is failing at some point in the mechanism of life, and I'm gonna call it now: your god fails at the existing part.
>>702881282
What about him? I dont know much about the guy aside from what Jew altered books tell us.
>>702881443
also, about dying, the life review is real. Hurting yourself is instantly forgiven, hurting others will force you to literally re-live everything else you've put other through in your life review- you wont see it, you will literally be them feeling everything. You will also feel the love you've shown others as well.
It's intense and happens outside of time.
>>702881710
God knows what you're gonna do, but you don't. You were born in amnesia, and have the free will to conduct your own choices. God, lexisting entirely extraneous to time, already knows the choice you'll make, sure, so does your dead grandpa.
t; because they are not in spacetime
>>702881443
Hell is a man made concept. There is no eternal punishment you fucking spastic
>>702882006
My grandparents are alive. Again, planes of existence aside, why would god just let it happen if he knew our 'choices' would fuck us up?
God is the 2 year old in that recent video whose resolved the trolley dilemma by moving the one man over to the other five and running all their asses over.
Except the kid exists.
>>702882191
No one said anything about 'eternal punishment', you just introduced that.
Hell is literally any place in all of existence that is worse than where you are, and where your energy built up in life (which has to be pretty fucking bad) causes you to gravitate to when you die. And it's not eternal, because you won't be there forever juts as long as you want to. Basically you have to eventually let go of the evil, and move back towards your source, your home, the light.
>>702881814
john was a cool dude who basically set up an alley oop for jesus
they were contemporaries
>>702882320
>why would god just let it happen
Because we chose to come here, we chose to take our fate into our own hand, he will not interfere with that. Singing in heaven gets boring, no joke. We're all here as witnesses to all of existence. You really do have free choice, no matter how much the choices you make burns him up inside.
>>702881860
>mispelling "the umbiblical cord
typical atheist
>>702882506
Two thirds of the Bible (the Old Testament) does not mention Hell at all. ("Sheol," the Old Testament word that is sometimes translated as Hell, only means "grave" by definition, and it is where everyone in the Old Testament went when they died--good or evil, Jew or Gentile)
"For to this end we both labor and suffer reproach, because we trust in the living God, who is the Savior of all men, especially of those who believe" (1 Timothy 4;10).
>>702871365
You poor, stupid bastards have been saying this for 2,000 years. He's dead. It's time to accept it and move on.
if dubs i stop not believing and become a full blown bible thumper
I'm like what if it is all real, a lot to take in. Knew a Jesus figure in our clique. Didn't really fit it we got him to smoke crack for the first time next thing you know he's dead in a vehicle accident.
>>702879521
Top kek
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>>702881376
You guys are fucking retards. Catholicism is Catholicism, when someone says Christian they mean Protestant, if you two had a brain cell between you, you'd know that.
>>702882889
I'll take it Sheol is the spiritual lobby where everyone goes? Makes sense then, considering this would be the point of divergence either closer to the light/God/home (heaven) or further from it (what I'm calling hell). One would have to die with some real nasty energy to actually get attracted to the darkness. Not too common but apparently does happen.
>>702873976
you have to become a Roman prefect first
>>702883200
ayy lmao
>>702883200
Ha faggot
>>702883359
I was going to add that Hell could simply be a separation from God... Hivemind
>>702883485
This is good. Hell is separation from God. We are all parts of God (as is literally every fucking other piece of matter/energy). The thing is Earth is hell already, we're here in amnesia and have no idea who we really are- that we are eternal pieces of God- but going even further from the aggregate source, the love, the light- that's hell relative to this hell IMO.
>>702883348
>Catholicism is Catholicism, when someone says Christian they mean Protestant
... i don't even have words for this, but i know wikipedia does:
"Catholicism (from Greek καθολικισμός, katholikismos, "universal doctrine") is a term which in its broadest sense refer to the beliefs and practices of Christian denominations that describe themselves as Catholic."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholicism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_denomination
you don't know what words mean. we're not dense, you are. we know shit, you don't.
>>702883771
That's an interesting way to look at it.
>>702883957
So there were no Christians until Protestantism? None at all? Not even Eastern Orthodox?
>>702883771
Yeah exactly.. I consider myself a universalist in that everyone will "eventually" come to truth and to god.
"'As surely as I live,' says the LORD, every knee will bend to me, and every tongue will confess and give praise to God.'"
>>702883348
why does the word protestant exist then?
>mfw your logic fails
>>702883957
Oops, >>702884082 was meant for...
>>702883348
>You guys are fucking retards. Catholicism is Catholicism, when someone says Christian they mean Protestant, if you two had a brain cell between you, you'd know that.
>>702871365
John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
John 15:13 Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
I go on 4chan everyday and until now i see a thread to confess my sins. I've been the porn breads and am ashamed of the shit I've seen please pray for this sinful anon and that he may find peace away from the devils flute. May God help us all to find something better in our lives and may 4chan be a tool to help us.
>>702884158
So does "fingerbox" faggot
>yfw I we can make up words
>>702884082
pretty sure you're replying to the wrong person... or maybe you're a newfag that doesn't understand how green text works, and therefore is replying to the wrong person.
Check'em heathens
>>702884284
fingerboxes are great. the word protestant is to differenciate between the christian catholics and christians who followed a different path.
you don't know history. you don't know religion. and you don't know words. ultimate retard.
>>702884582
>differenciate
Please just stop
Hey everyone, God doesn't have a religion!
God doesn't care about religion.
He is not wrathful ('god of wrath' refers to Saturn/Satan- those who doctored the bible are jewish satanists. Their religion is one of tyrancy and wickedness- all that 'Saturn' stands for. The star of david has nothing to do with david, it's the emblem of Saturn FYI
God is not a man in a chair in the sky, God is literally everything that ever exists.
Religion as we know it- well particularly the Abrahamic religions are so corrupted that they do the most to discredit God. Atheists are literally repulsed by (corrupted) religion's portrayal of existence and God.
God wants you to know that only love matters in this life, everything else is literally a waste of time. Fear does no one any good, yet here we are, God's children, crippled by fear. Fucked up, isn't it?
Always remember, If a religion teaches hate, it's fucked according to God. God's own words "Wow look at that religion, those guys are fucked!"
Thanks, and goodnight!!!
>>702883957
>>702884082
>>702884158
When someone says Christian, they mean Protestant. It's not the textbook definition, I never claimed it to be. But no one says Christian if they mean Catholic. You're dense as fuck.
>>702884802
>oh nos, the dude is trilingual and made a typo!
deal with it, you butthurt monolingual fagget.
>>702871365
>>702885028
Catholicism is a trap religion. It's the satanic spinoff of Christianity (Invented, ironically, by Zionist Jews)
Zionism is a trap religion. It's the satanic spinoff of Orthodox Judaism. It was invented as a cover, for the misuse of Jewish Kaballah.
Sunniism is a trap religion, it is the extreme corrupt form of Mohammad Islam. It was invented by, you guessed it, Zionist jews to oppress Muzzies and create the red herring of Islamic Extremism.
>>702885028
>When someone says Christian, they mean Protestant.
no, when YOU say christian, YOU mean protestant. again, you don't know history. you don't know religion. and you don't know words.
>But no one says Christian if they mean Catholic.
yes they do... hundreds of millions if not billions of people. when someone says "christian" they're not specifying the denomination. because you're living in a place where protestants are the norm, and you're as isolated as a neckbeard neet, you falsely believe that's what everybody thinks. you're dumb, and you're 100% wrong.
>>702885028
Nice b8 m8.
Catholicism and Protestantism are two branches of... you guessed it CHRISTIANITY. Dumb fucking cunt. Go to a Theology class and don't be so fucking stupid.
>>702871365
Jesus Christ is a fag
>>702885288
these dubs doth only truth. yay.
>>702885857
>12 disciples
>all dudes
>they ate sausage for the last supper
>>702885709
this guy gets it
>>702885709
just steping in. in an INFORMED conversation. it makes no sence to not separate catholic from the other VASTLY different sects. yes its a form of Christianity. but anyone who knows anything about it knows it is far different. your all dumb shits tho. peace faggots
Pepsi or Coke? Which fucking one? Soummbitch best not show up until that fucking question is answered.
>>702871365
does god browse /b/?
>>702886094
in this thread samefag defends his only friend..
>>702871365
Jokes on you, Jesus already came back to life. Repent your sins in hell for not paying attention.
>>702885313
>Sunniism is a trap religion, it is the extreme corrupt form of Mohammad Islam. It was invented by, you guessed it, Zionist jews
This I gotta know more about. Explain.
>>702886395
dr pepper u fucking chud.
>>702886554
Then he is not god and we need not fear him.
>>702886725
HERESY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT LORD PEPPER
>>702886502
The muzzie one I could have mixed up. What brand of Islam does ISIS and Saudi Arabia use?
>>702887656
Salafi I think
>>702886725
the fuck are u talking about
>>702887656
They're Sunnis, so what you said would be consistent. I was just googling around and there's a lot about how Sunnis think Shi'ism is a Jewish conspiracy (because some important Shiite guy was a Jewish convert to Islam), but can't find much on the other way around.
>>702887842
He's a pepperphobic faggot
>>702886488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mh23Gcb1Sss&list=UUKgebSYkCqoKanI1vkkxDoA
>>702887937
I thought they were salafi jihadists
>>702871365
I hope he is. This world sucks.
>>702888040
Salafists are extremist Sunnis.
bad news, friend. No. No he's not. He never was here. At least in the capacity you think of him .
He already did last century. But they bullied him into killing himself.
>>702888207
Oh, the more you know
>>702873976
Actually the jews killed him, it was forbidden for them to kill so they let the romans kill him instead
Jesus of nazareth or the catholic jesus ?
>>702887937
Yeah that's true, I don't trust that Shiite shit. They worship some materialistic weird fuck, so yeah I think you're right. Maybe that was their first attempt to disable Islam. I think that Salafist shit is Islam Corruption Attempt V2.0. As I unserstand it, Islam has been particularly difficult to destroy from within.
Disabling Christianity was pretty easy for them, pic related.
>>702871365
I already am here my nigga
>>702886314
>it makes no sence to not separate catholic from the other VASTLY different sects.
that's why each denomination has it's own name... duh.
therefore, if you say "christian", that includes every sect, not just one very specific one.
>steping
>sence
>your all dumb shits
Thinking more on it. Is it ironic that that guy that killed Jesus was named pilot?