Hai /b/ I'm feeling stressed out and sad can we get a ylyl thred going?
>tfw you are the only one responding to your ylyl thread
This is a good thread, op
I'm in the same boat, btw
>>702865850
Thanks
I'll just keep dumping till I fall asleep
k
https://youtu.be/LDMbIuaOVTo
>>702865970
lost on actual guy from navi seal pasta
>>702866899
Checking own dubs see if I give a fuck
>>702867810
Why the fuck do you laugh at reaction images?
>>702866333
Didn't notice the trips till now sorry
>>702868214
That was me waiting for a reply
Welp I'm almost out of ylyl stuff so I guess it's time for bed
Thanks /b/ good night
bumpie
Thank you anon
>>702865510
>shit knuckles
>>702869952
Nice one. Surprised anyone on 4chan even gets this
>>702870608
story?
>>702871038
It's reversed
>>702871038
It's a ritual down south when a person goes missing, you bury a beloved alive and the missing person comes back. You have to choose who you love more. It's a very sad but old tradition.
>>702871229
Cheers.
>>702866899
>>702867073
Check'd
>>702869952
except for the fact that her name would actually rhyme with "sell 'em", so that doesn't make sense.
Prepare to lose
>>702872251
Ken M is a national treasure.
>>702872516
didn't get it!
>>702872516
Kek
>>702865583
joke, right?
>>702873127
Me neither!
>>702868876
We'll miss you lad
>>702873127
>>702873432
He attached the cable to the drive shaft, it spins and is connected to the axles.
>>702873127
>>702873432
See the red cable?
See how its Zip-tied to the black pipe on the right?
If you look at the bottom of the pipe it looks a bit like part of the engine.
Specifically the big metal explodey bit that spins a thing(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drive_shaft) that makes the car move.
Pretty sure the dude or lady just strapped their battery to the Driveshaft.
meaning it will rip the cable and possibly everything the battery is near up when they try to do anything to the car.
In short? They tied something that shouldn't move to moving shit. Thats going to wreck all sorts of shit.
>>702867802
Lost but dunno why
>>702874605
You're so knowledge
>>702875166
Lost
>>702875396
You got me, you dirty asshole.
>>702868035
Thats actually a good idea..
>>702873127
>>702873432
The cable and twist ties may survive the exhaust(I actually know from personal experience) but there's no way in hell that drive shaft won't rip the cable right off the moment that car starts moving.
It has to be a joke since someone smart enough to know that the negative terminal is grounded(hence only 1 wire) would know that the drive shaft spins.
>>702870144
got me at heil hitcher
>>702874318
>it spins and is connected to the axles
Differentials which are connected to the CV joints(axles). Only bringing this up because I was working on a CV joint today.
>>702871038
That was a defective doggo that didn't protect your mom from dying in her sleep.
>>702872516
What about the fact it's zip tied to the fucking exhaust which will melt the rubber and create a fucking fire.
>>702876448
They'll survive the exhaust. Found out when I left a couple on while patching a hole. They fall off eventually.
>>702874605
Also it is ran along side the exhaust pipes. Which heats up as the engine runs and seeing as there isnt any heat shield the wires coating will melt/burn
>>702864942
Thanks, I needed this.
Just lost my GF of 3 years.
>>702876140
By working on it you mean you brought it from the shelf in the back to the customer up front?
>>702876621
What's worse is that with a negative ground, once teh wires melt it'll short out the battery.
Thank God the retarded fuck strapped them to the drive shaft so that the cops wouldn't have to deal with a burning car.
>>702876841
>By working on it you mean you brought it from the shelf in the back to the customer up front?
No, I'm just a cheapskate. All you have to do is remove the 6 hex bolts, pull it off, remove the retaining clip, and then tear the boots off. Its actually pretty easy.
>>702866565
lol
>>702876864
I saw a pic yesterday my buddy sent me off his facebook that someone used a spark plug as an oil drain plug.
To each there own
>>702868035
>>702875814
or buy a package of oreos and replace all the frosting with toothpaste
>>702877030
Changed out many on my atv. Mainly the boot would tear
Here's some OC
>>702877231
>Changed out many on my atv. Mainly the boot would tear
Easy to fix. Just don't waste time with those 2-piece pieces of shit. The grease is just the lithium-molibdium stuff.
>>702875306
saw this before fag
>>702865970
I giggled
>>702877356
Holy shit I'm dying
>>702865068
killed me.
>>702865970
lost
https://youtu.be/A059r0Sxd5A
How many 10 year old kids could you kill with your bare hands if locked in an empty room the size of a basketball court? No weapons.
https://youtu.be/HtH_51Gt24A
What if Gordon Ramsay acted like a cunt around the kids on Junior MasterChef?
>>702870351
>convince your partner they have tinnitus
my sides
>>702880346
Edgy13yearold/10
>>702880346
None, because I don't believe in hypotheticals.
>>702875182
I like this one
>>702880793
the world is vexing enough as it is
>>702876378
kek
>>702880793
Hypothetically if you weren't a faggot....oh wait
>>702880346
bout tree fiddy.
>>702880793
Yeah I mean I've never even seen no dang hypothetical they dont even exist
this thread is good but sometimes there's threads where I swear the OP knows he's posting the most unfunny shit ever. what's the deal with those, shitty troll?
>>702873127
Haha exhaust will fry the wires if the diff doesnt rip it off first
>>702867906
is this reel
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>702882208
who is this girl? I see her in porn
>>702883174
you must be new here
chinks can't be identified by anyone other than other chinks
>>702883174
a pornstar
>>702877356
Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>702865068
I bet he never got it that perfect again.
>>702868035
I actually like onions so the joke's on you nigger
>>702865970
Is there a league version?
>>702882235
You'll see one day that it's ALL these threads that are terrible. Less and less will be funny. One day you'll go through the whole thing until it 404s without so much as a quick nasal exhale. Then you'll start going on the more obscure threads, then r9k, and pol, things will seem different. People will seem shittier, it's okay, your just seeing things how they are. Now at this point you can either go full blown red pilled fag to the max. Or slip into a slow depression that'll be numbed with alcohol or fast food or heroin or weed. Welcome to /b/ faggot. Everything sucks, everyone's a newfag, life has no meaning, go fuck yourself.
>>702868035
Easier and faster to mix a bowl of M&Ms, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces
>>702868126
Lost to facebook level humor. =/
>>702872251
fuck
>>702867906
No way Attice only costs 4 sestertii. Gotta be fake
>>702870782
I GET IT, he is french so he gave up
>>702869952
Keks
>>702864942
Why did someone feel the need to turn this into a four pane thing? What was wrong with the WebM?
>>702873386
At least we can buy teaspoons without being arrested.
>>702865970
Mfw i'm a reinhardt main
>>702875227
Patty H with the slay
>>702874318
are you retarded? that isnt a driveshaft, its the exhaust pipe. time to go back to school faggot.
>>702885443
.... the other side, it comes off the exhaust and goes to the drive shaft
>>702875306
Lost hard
>>702882409
Diff? Mean propshaft
>>702885625
>>702868876
More like why knot, amirite
>>702873127
plus the exhaust will melt the cable
>>702870351
>How to fake an affair
Peed in my pants
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>>702870608
Reverse that shit
>>702871038
Dog had aids
>>702885969
>>702886023
>>702886061
>>702886104
you're trying awfully hard there chief
>>702882664
History major here. Toppest of keks
>>702882208
Ching Chonnged
>>702865510
Lost
>>702886893
I may be a mean SOB, but I'm your SOB
>>702871038
REVERSED vid
>>702871876
You're fucking retarded.
>>702876504
Oh I get it... Frenchies are kinda dumb and got the green and blue reversed.
oc
oh boy i hope i get doubles so no one loses on this post
>>702889901
YOU GOT 2 DOUBLES WOW
>>702871725
holy shit my sides
>>702877433
What if she was just mocking France because they let all the mooslims in
>>702876378
Lmfao
>>702865257
fuckn' lost
>>702890353
wew lad trying so hard
>>702871038
Nerve gas
>>702877433
Topkek from a nigger bitch
>>702866565
Fuck this always gets me. I imagine the big kid slapping the shit out of him, because my friend used to do that to me when I talked crap.
>>702882476
Ayyyy Noa. I'm friends with that nigga and his Gf on fayeboo
>>702869952
actually lelled
>>702877072
fucking brilliant
>>702877356
Lost hard
>>702866015
My god, that's classic
>>702877940
parcopresis
>>702890740
Why
>>702875111
shits going down, Kek just fired a shot across the Abrahamic God's port bow
>>702867802
This is not funny.
Disappear from this place
>>702872251
My fucking sides
>>702875825
Fuck I lost.
>>702882159
albinoafrican, no u mean slav
coz slavs=white niggas
>>702873127
>>702873432
They wrapped around the drive shaft so when he start to go and the transmission turns it will fuck up
>>702873376
lost
>>702865850
This is the shittest ylyl thread ever
>>702884366
I haven't seen this in years
>>702884950
I never got the joke until now
>>702885764
Oh, boy...
>>702877123
thats a waste tho
>>702889854
That's a little more cringe, but not bad
>>702881478
Kekd
