ITT. Were all working at the World Trade Center on the morning of September 11th
thank god for the unmeltable steel beems holding up my building today.
>>702864532
I went home because I forgot I left the baby in the oven.
>>702864532
/thread. dont be an ass
>>702864532
I dont know why I keep bringing this parachute to the office. Guess I will leave it at home today. Its not like a high rise has ever burned down.
man, I bet I won't be killed by terrorist and my nation ruin itself in reaction
I wonder if Larry and his family will be at work today....
>>702864532
I'm so fucking sick of this job. Sometimes I feel like my life is crashing down
>>702864532
Fuck, I'm having to work late today and miss my date with Cameron Diaz... This day cannot get any worse.
>>702864532
Man, its way too cold in the office today. Bill, can you heat things up a bit?
>>702864532
Fuck work today! I'm hung over, and wrecked from last night... I'm gonna go get breakfast and a huge coffee. Can't deal with Jerry's shit morning rally meeting... Anyone coming with?
Assault rifle in the broom closet... check.
Body armor in my briefcase... check.
These people have no idea what I'm about to unleash.
Anyone seen Rothman and Goldstein today? They told me to cover for them incase they didn't make it in on time.
>>702864532
I've got a dentist's appointment
>>702864973
Thanks fam, best laugh I've had all day.
I really wish I had this exact office closer to the ground
>Kynareth save us, here he comes again!
That's it, today is the day, im gonna stop being a coward and finally an hero.
About quarter til 9 this morning you'll all remember 9/11/01 as the day Bobby Bockerson jumped to his death off the twin towers
I wonder if I should be worried about this asbestos?
>>702864532
Why are we rigging 7 for demo, theres nothing wrong with this building...
>>702864532
(Meanwhile in the north tower)
"You know Barbra on the 93 floor?"
"Yeah?"
"I hope she dies the stupid bitch cheated on me."
>>702864532
Yo check out this funny cat video
Yes! jessica wants to bang on the top floor bathroom! Today is gonna be the best fucking day of my life#
>>702864532
Who wants to go to the roof? I hear the view is amazing
Where's all the jews?
>>702865584
Umm because jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams. I mean those crazy Jews.... I mean yeah.... Water cooler so... What's happening
Can't wait to go to that meeting on the top floor today.
Well since the building has been set for demolition so we can get justify war in the Middle East, I think I am sick today
>>702865275
Dude let's just go home today
We can chill in my den and have a few beers I need a day off
>>702865812
What are all those guys with yamicas starring at from the empire building.
Man I am so sick of this fucking job. I wish someone would fly two planes into it.
Shit guys, New office... And they even sent me to the top floor. Man I'm living it up today!
Cant believe tyrone saying white men cant jump. Ill prove him wrong some day
Daym it's hot in here today, maybe hot enough to melt the steel beams holding up this building.
>Laughing uncontrollably
Yeah as if that were even possible
>Wipes laughing tears from eyes
Allahu akbar
wow, those guys with the white cloths over their heads look mighty cool, cant imagine them being anything other than nice
Man, I wish this building looked nicer. Like I wish they'd just knock it down and start over
Today, I saw my new job on the top floor! Finally, after years of working my ass off, I've made it to the top!
Plus my new office has an amazing view! Hell, if a plane were heading for us, I'd be the first to see it! Haha. Knock on wood!
Story time oh goodie
If Trump wuz in charge dis wood uh never happed
Bush is a great president.
Attention all suckers... Err I mean all employees, This is your CEO speaking. Just letting you guys know that I'm leaving work right now for a business trip. Good luck to you all!
One day Jim there will be a black president! Is this the 80th floor ok see you tomorrow..
man, the US is just too awesome. I wish someone would come along and take us down a peg.
I wish I could just jump out these windows.
test
>>702864532
KHLAV KALASH. GET YOUR KHLAV KALASH.
>>702864532
I'm the guy in that one gif who opens the window and jumps.
>>702867168
I'll take a bowl.
Can't wait to get on Reddit when I get home tonight.
Yeah sir, we've already rigged the explosives down in the base of the North and South tower along with other buildings for quote on quote "collateral damage".
Yeah, I'll pack things up and see when the planes are coming to kill over "1000 United States Citizens". Might be a bit late though.
The Jews warned me not to go to work that day. So I stayed home and gave myself a circumcision
>>702865625
were cats a thing even back then?
>>702864532
>>702867760
What do you mean back then?
I've got this warning on ICQ.
>>702865280
How the fuck did you buy that in 2001? It's illegal in 2001!
>>702865661
Met you there bro
Damn it... It's already 9am... Fuck fuck fucking traffic! Ahhhhhh! Gonna be soooo late!
>>702864532
we were all working? what are we doing now?
You know what? Muslims aren't that bad. I feel like they've really come around in the public image. Their future is looking pretty bright, unless they somehow fuck THAT up.
>>702866987
WTC had multiple different business offices. There would have been more than one CEO.
>>702865515
Undrrated
Gonna go get coffee. BRB.
My dads pilot. He's going to fly an airplane today!
Uhhhh another day of work. Just wish a plane would crash into this damn place....
>>702864532
I'm gonna run down to Starbucks, do you guys need anything? You'll have to give me the money first.
>>702864532
Boy...finally finished cleaning the windows and NOW the boss wants me to do the other building. Man I hate my job.
>>702868555
Nope here you go. Be careful of flying objects
So, how are the kids doing? I've heard something about Lara and Clark that you will not want to miss.
Oh man. Jeff is going to love this one. I've eaten like 3 cans of refried beans this morning for breakfast. Sometime around 9 o'clock this morning, I'm sure gonna blow. Man I love working on the 95th floor.
>>702865112
only one month of summer left
>>702868855
Pfffttt.... most schools are in session right now ya shit.
>>702864532
Linda, Did you receive the fax I sent. Thanks, David
>>702864532
I've finally finished my work proving Hitler was right and did nothing wrong. I shall release it to the world at 10:00 am
See ya in hell
>>702865901
I mean the public would NEVER want us to go to war with Afghanistan if they simultaneously hijacked multiple planes and killed hundreds of passengers.
Thank goodness we're also going to demolish the building at immense risk of being caught by basement-dwelling neckbeards.
Oh! That sexy blonde with the nice ass wants me to meet her on the top floor! Gonna tear that ass up!
Hey does anyone else think that plane is getting larger?
Guys let's not go inside. We can call in sick and go to the movie " soul survivors ". What do you guys think?
Hello everyone attention please. We need to pick a new safety rep.
>>702864532
I called in sick.
Anyone want to go skydiving this weekend?
Its too early. Wait till the 11th
>>702869244
Yeah but I think it will go over or around us, but just in case i'm going to leave.
>>702868975
I know but most of them haven't bombed their first exam yet so there's like 2 weeks left before they all decide to get serious and try to salvage their B.A. in Business Administration.
>marks another day off the calender
>Thursday, September 11, 1986
>tidies up agenda
another day, another dollar
i've had a great idea, i'm going to start an imageboard, so kids born 4 years from now can anonymously discuss things that are happening now. They will be the best and brightest of us all. i will call it fourchins
Fuck, I'm glad i transferred to the south tower.
Hahaha stupid fucks.
It's Brain's birthday there is cake in the break room.
>>702869111
Holy shit 9111 trips. THIS MAN CAUSED 9/11
THE TIME IS NOW 8:45 A.M.
Today is the day I cross off taking a shit off the roof of this tower on my list!
Hope the wind isn't too bad...
>>702869555
Happy birthday Brian. Hope you have a Blast.
>>702869684
The hell did you guy just feel that?
Having an affair with suzie over in the north tower. Going over there for my morning bagle and blowie.
>>702869684
Shit, time to start work, ill see you guys at the board meeting later. Ive got to go call my wife to see how her plane rides going.
ITT; yuropoors wonder what happens on november the 9'th
Ah man, a bird shit on me. This day can't get any worse
HOLY FUCK A PLANE JUST FLEW INTO THE NORTH TOWER
9/11 never happened
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index%3Fqid%3D20130131192333AA6ACfr&ved=0ahUKEwiIyPv-pfzOAhUJ1mMKHQvcClsQFghVMBA&usg=AFQjCNE1hepSO5p3WcDJzhPWvAywEXOXRw
>>702869832
Don't worry new guy Suzy just sat down in her chair she's really fat.
FIRE FIRE FIRE
>>702869937
We're inside Jim. How did a bird shit on you?
>>702869947
turn off caps lock, your autism is showing
>>702864532
I'm a crypto Jew so I don't have to go to work today.
>>702869244
Kek'd
>>702869947
So...... That's lunch?
>>702870110
i let my pet pigeon out, sorry guys
>>702869684
Hey guys, Elliot in the North Tower says our towers on fire right now. He's looking out the window right now.
I could really use this overtime.
Where are all the Jews? Is it a festival or something?
>>702870110
Oh shit a birds inside get this nigga out
Hey Kevin how are you??
Wow that's great.
What do you think of our president?
Same he seems like a nice guy.
(Walks over to window)
What's that headed toward us guise?
It's a bird it's a plane.
NOPE SAND NIGGERS
ALLAUH AKHBAR
OH SHIT IS THAT GEORGE BUSH IN A TURBAN
Those are my last words
its getting kinda hot in here guys
>Hey, Timmy! It's bring your kid to work day!
>But I have school, Dad!
>Now Timmy, what did I tell you about making excuses?
>Dad, come on!
>Timmy, what are so worried about?
>I don't know, Dad. What if a suicide bomber crashes into the building?
>Nonsense! We work in the right building. Clearly any terrorist would hit the left building. What are they gonna have two planes? besides, jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
>Alright, if you say so.
>Great!
>You're the best, Dad!
>I know, son, I know
>>702869947
Thats the south tower you cuck, this tower hasn't even been hit b- woops.... now it has.
we have to get to the roof guys. Thats our only chance of escape. They will be picking us up in helicopters
Everybody follow me!
>>702870110
Through that hole over there. Where the plane crashed. Hey I hadn't noticed that.
>>702870418
The north tower was the first to get hit ya nig nog
Hey guys port authority wants everyone evacuating both buildings. They're saying we got hit by a missile or plane or something.
Well at least im in WTC 7. No planes gonna hit this building
im a black man crying becuz jet fuel in my yes
Haha, good thing we are not in the North Tower, right?
>>702870447
No, a employee must go down with his office desk.
And even the band is staying to keep people calm.
>>702870489
God damnit, just get rid of the watermark.
>>702870558
Robert on 25 says it was definitely airplanes, I need to go get my wife off of 79.
>>702870735
WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT WATERMARKS THE BUILDING IS BURNING
so you faggets are just gonna stand here? Imma go to the bottom floor while you guys fucking die.
>>702870745
Bro the elevators are down, how are you going to get up there? No one I know working on 79 is answering phones right now. I think she's okay lets just go.
>>702870918
Well until I know for sure I'm staying back, I don't want to rick leaving her.
>>702865112
Fucking degenerate faggot. Git!
>>702871109
If you say so bro, I'll see you downstair.
>Pats on the back
Man I'll never forget that.
Good luck Bob. Ill see you on the ground floor and we will grab a pint
>>702870843
Yeah I'll be right there just gotta take care of something first
>>702865282
kek
>>702871248
>man ill never forget that
so wait a minutw this is personal experience? damn kek
>>702871280
Its out of toner. Lemme go down to maintainence and grab some more
>>702864532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
On the bottom floor. Looks north tower is getting a little shaky over there.
Great, the elevator is busted. Im gonna miss my flight
>>702871400
Yea I was in the south tower, the person I'm referring to was a co-working whose wife worked on floor 79 of the south tower. Those were the last words I spoke to him and and the last time I saw him. Haunting.
>OH MY GOD.. OH MY GOD..OH GOD..AAAHHHHHH...
>WHY DID YOU DO THIS?.. HELP.. ME..I HAVE A LIFE I DON'T WANNA DIE..EEEEEE.
> WHERE ARE YOU GOING? YOU WORK FOR ME...
>let go of me faggot.
> I AM YOUR BOSS.. LISTEN TO ME NOW..OR YOU ARE FIRED..
>whatever bald man leave me..
>YOU SON OF A BITCH..YOUR MOM IS A BITCH DID YOU LISTEN TO ME..
>COME BACK HERE YOU ARE A INTERN..
>I AM THE MANAGER...
>I DON'T WAN..
>oh shit
>>702864532
celebrate like a true american
>>702871688
bullshit
Im guna go get coffee. Were out
Well at least I don't have to come back to this faggot job tomorrow.
>>702865302
Oy, my shoes need to be shined>>702865282
>>702870489
They didn't have LCD screens in offices back then. Probably were still working with 93' tech.
You know with all the Jews gone it's been nice maybe just maybe those desert people have the right idea.
oops, my bad guys
>>702865282
fucking kek
>>702864532
I feel like doing some spider man shit today.
Hold up just turning off my computer
>>702872599
Come to my office we need to talk
Guys can you hold my jet fuel.
Don't worry it should be safe around all these steel beams.
>>702872691
which floor is your office on? they all seem to be ground level
I conveniently brought 3 parachutes to work. As I was going to pitch a new stock on the floor with a test product to show its effectiveness. However the pitch got canceled for some reason. Something about a bar mitzvah. Any ways I'm giving two of them away if anybody wants one.
I cant wait for this interview, theres nothing that can stop me.
>>702865112
americans be crazy
good morning wagecucks
>>702872812
Actually, my office is on level 95. But it's secret and only top CEOs can get in.
You know, it looks so nice outside. I wish I could just fly away from my cubicle for a couple of minutes.
Anyone seen Muhammad anywhere? Boss needs to see him. I heard he's getting a raise
>>702864532
Working at the top feels great today, atleast no jet fuel can melt these steel beams.
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